#also my Headcanon that clown is shorter still stands so

[orange-fresh]

I forgot to post progress so basically the printing sucked so I coloured it over in ink myself

And behold

The ideal Domestic family life (ignore the height difference)

Made a freaking branzycraft

Freaky feller

[misora-msby]

embarrassing moments with inarizaki

inarizaki always looks so cool but you know they’re actually dorks and i am here to provide you the content to show theyre clowns. enjoy the headcanons :)

Kita Shinsuke

firstly. kita shinsuke being embarrased? making a mistake? unheard of.

he’s a perfect man and we all know it.

anyways

you two were having a nice dinner out together. 

it was a pretty fancy place so you decided to dress in a different style today

but you were beginning to wonder if kita liked it or not because he seemed to keep looking past your shoulder instead of at you

he was an observant guy so you were wondering if something had happened behind you

but you couldn’t hear anything weird so you assumed not

you decided to just stay quiet about it at first but now it was beginning to become annoying! 

why wasn’t he looking you in the eye to speak?

midway through your dinner, kita finally spoke up tho

“y/n, your shirt is slipping... yer bra’s showing.”

oh.

right. you were wearing your off-shoulder top.

“o-oh. shin, it’s that kind of shirt, you know?” you had to explain your outfit to ur bf with a pink face.

“oh... that so... well it’s cold these days so if yer feelin’ cold lemme know. i’ll give ya my jacket.”

GOD HES SO PERFECT KITA SHINSUKE I HOPE U MARRY HIM???????

Ojiro Aran

another man with next to no flaws.

but nature says everyone has to make some mistake.

so it was a regular school day, our aran has just come to class from morning practice and there’s still some time left until class starts.

all the girls in class are gathered around a table

he’s not sure why, it’s probably watching an idol video

but ur man wants to be a little romantic!!

plus he just showered so he smells Great uwu

he goes over and hugs you from behind, placing his chin on ur head.

“hey, bb whatcha ya doin”

all the girls gasp.

he doesn’t get whats wrong, it’s not like it’s a secret y’all are dating

pda to this level aint bad either

especially compared to his teammate miya atsumu

“ojiro aran.”

why is your voice behind him

he looks down and nearly faints when he sees he hugged the wrong girl.

to be fair she looked a lot like you from behind, just maybe 1cm shorter.

“i’m so sorry!” he keeps apologising to literally everyone and all the class is giggling bc they never seen their school’s ace so red before.

“didn’t think i’d come back from the toilet and see my bf cheatin”

“IT WAS A MISTAKE! I’M SERIOUS! Y/N U KNOW I LOVE YA!” 

hes so funny i swear

the volleyball team hears of it and it gets even better 

Miya Atsumu

it’s not a secret that miya atsumu, setter of the inarizaki volleyball team and invited to national youth training camp, had a gf

he was very much in love with u 

the whole class knew it because he’d show it off whenever he could too

so here comes valentines day

last year he received like... 50 different gifts from girls and guys aiming to win his love.

you didnt even give him one lmAOOOOO 

but this year, he had been not so subtly trying to hint that “i better not receive any chocolates this year when i’ve got a gf!”

he reaches school and plops into his seat.

there’s an anonymous box of chocolates with “please accept my love, miya-kun! <3″ on it

“the hell’s this?!”

“oh? chocolates?” - osamu who just popped his head into the class to shove into his twin’s face how much chocolate he got.

especially since the blond was off limits, the grey-haired twin had a bigger following now.

“do they not know i have a girlfriend...”

“well, ya might as well eat it. ya dont know who to return it to.”

“that’s like receivin’ their love!”

“no it ain’t. it’s just food.”

atsumu couldn’t argue with that and popped a piece in.

it was very delicious. the chocolate practically melted on his tongue and was the perfect sweetness and was filled with a delicious ganache too.

it was perfect

but he couldn’t accept this!

“it ain’t even good. too sweet and the filling’s sticky.”

“ah. really? is that what you think, tsumu?” you ask from the door where you had been watching the exchange take place.

“y/n! look at this! some weirdo gave me some choco and like... samu said to test it but i’ll toss it out, promise.”

“tsumu, i made that... i wrote it anonymously because i thought you’d know it was me and i wanted to tease you a little.”

“huh.”

osamu: “yeah actually i went over to her place to teach her how to make it.”

atsumu: “you said you went to suna’s place?!”

osamu: “i went there later but i first went to help her.”

you: “anyways if it’s not good i don’t mind if you toss it out...”

tsumu: “NO NO BABE I PROMISE IT’S GOOD”

you: “you just said-”

“BABE I SWEAR IT’S GOOD I JUST DIDN’T WANT TO ACCEPT A STRANGER’S STUFF”

“you’re always so honest though... are you sure?” you were having your fun teasing him now.

“BB PLSSSSSS”

he still cringes at the memory 4 years into ur marriage

Miya Osamu

osamu would DEFINITELY make home made dinner dates a regular thing.

this alone shows he’s the better twin - miya atsumu stan

he loves cooking and eating with you so sometimes when he’s got a day off you guys’ll set aside the afternoon to make a real nice dinner

imagine candlelit dinner with miya dorito body osamu in a suit

of course some fun stuff happens after too ;)))

and today’s your third anniversary!!

so osamu adds lots of ‘natural aphrodisiacs’ to the meal

i’m talkin

garlic bread and soup for an appetiser, a nice juicy steak with garlic and red wine sauce for the main, and chocolate coated strawberries for dessert

mm yummy

you two cleaned your plates completely (it was very delicious) and as you were washing the dishes, osamu comes up behind and wraps his arms around your waist

“yes, ‘samu?” 

“i’ve already prepared us a nice bath with yer favourite scents.” he’s got his head resting on ur chin

“really? thank you~ i’ll be there in a bit”

but he doesn’t let go of you while you’re still scrubbing at the baking sheets.

“osamu, you can let go for now.”

“don’t feel like it.”

“i gotta wash the dishes since you did most of the cooking.”

“mmm, i’ll do it if ya gimme a kiss.”

you roll ur eyes bc what a cutie 

u turn ur head to give him a kiss but suddenly he 

he burps

that garlicy wine smell is just kinda there

“ew! ‘samu!!”

his face is real red but he’s also trying not to laugh because he’s still a dude and this is absolutely hilarious to him

“want another?” he starts teasing

“i’m not getting in the bath with you.”

“wait wait wait i’m sorry, i’ll go brush my teeth and give you a proper kiss”

Suna Rintarou

you two were taking the train home today

it was quite late due to practice going a little longer than usual, so he insisted he walked you back home today.

sunarin can be a good boyf sometimes ok

it was getting a little crowded on the train tho, since people were heading home or going out for dinner

luckily you had already grabbed seats so you were quite comfortable sitting side by side. 

you and suna have the type of relationship were you dont have to talk all the time

silence is v comfy.

he’s just scrolling through twitter on his phone while you’re looking around the car, lost in ur thoughts

suddenly you notice an old lady standing a little bit away from you and you stand up

“baa-san, please take my seat.” you whisper in the crowded carriage

“oh how kind of you. thank you, dearie.” she smiles and takes your seat while you stand in front of her and suna instead.

suna doesn’t realise this exchange has happened tho

(he’s on his phone as usual)

probably starting some fights on twitter

he decides to try to be a little romantic and pretends to stretch his arm around (who he thought was) you.

“rin.” 

why is your voice right in front of him?

“young man, i appreciate it but i’m married.”

suna jumps as he sees someone he did not recognise next to him.

he looks up and notices you had moved.

you’re giggling

the granny’s giggling

atsumu and osamu sitting opposite on the carriage look like they’re going to cry because they’re trying not to laugh

“i was just stretching. really.” he mumbles and crosses his arms, face red as a tomato

he’s so embarrassed.

Ginjima Hitoshi

sometimes the inarizaki vbc would go for an after practice snack at the nearby family mart

they were really hungry after an intense preparation for nationals which was in two weeks so kita insisted they all get something to fill them up on the way home

but lucky lucky ginjima hhehe

you (his classmate who he had a crush on) were working at the cash register today.

“welcome!” you greet everyone as they enter

he cant help but stiffen up a bit 

why are u so cute and cheery today

the 2nd years already know what to do.

“heyy, i think last week i bought ya that ramen right? ya owe me my konbini snacks today!” - atsumu

“yeah. you lost a bet to me last week so u gotta pay up. a pack of jelly fruit sticks please.” - suna

“forgot my money today, mind payin’ for my snacks too?” - osamu

“like hell i’m paying for all of you. especially you, osamu. you eat too much all the time.” 

aran’s noticed what’s going on,

“hey, if it���s just for today you can do it right? if ‘samu don’t pay ya back tomorrow i’ll nag him ‘til he does.” 

“fine...” his basket is full when he goes to the counter.

he’s trying his best not to have a red face while watching u scan the items, ur hair swaying slightly as u look back and forth between the objects and the screen.

“alright. 4,890 yen please!” GOD he hated how expensive it was, that’s almost all his weekly allowance but bc it’s u and ur voice saying it it’s kinda ok

“mm, ok.” he still has his eyes on you while he takes out his wallet and puts it on the counter.

yes

his wallet, not the money

“...” “...”

“excuse me, sir. this is...”

he almost slaps his face wtf he’s so embarrassed.

“s-sorry. just a little absent minded after practice.” he starts pulling out his cash.

“it’s fine! i know how hard you guys practice!” you smile while performing the rest of the transaction and pass him his big bag of goods. “good luck for nationals, ginjima-kun!”

he almost runs out of the store and is about to fight the rest of the 2nd years for watching and (suna) recording

[sourwormsaresour]

Headcanons on the type of pets La Squadra would own?

Holy shit this was too fun to make, especially with giving the pets names.

Sorbet and Gelato have their own Crusty-White-Dog™ that's a Maltese Terrier named Armani. The dog hates and barks nonstop at everything deemed threatening (aka, everyone and particularly the rest of La Squadra) and yet those two will claim she's the sweetest thing in the world. True to her name, they deck her with Armani branded clothes, either specially made dog fashion or they had a DIY done to make it look like an Armani outfit- down to the bright pink leash she wears dripping in the Armani logo. She eats the finest dry kibble and only drinks Ferrarelle Sparkling water; she will know the difference if you switch it up. She's the epitome of "I demand pets but only do so with your eyes" to everyone. Despite loving Sorbet and Gelato the most, she demands all their attention on her and she will cockblock those two if she catches them being affectionate to each other instead. Despite having a nice bed, she always sleeps between the two of them and will whimper if they kick her out of the bedroom so they can get intimate. Those tear-stained eyes always look like they've seen everything, despite being constantly babied by her owners. If Armani could, she would kill everyone.

Risotto, the biggest man in Vento Aureo, has a little Syrian hamster he called Ace. He thought that a pet with a shorter lifespan would allow him the perfect balance of having a pet but not being very attached to it compared to pets that live longer- he was wrong. If you ever come into Risotto's office as he worked, either you are greeted with Ace running around in his green hamster ball, walking around Risotto's desk as he worked, or running in the hamster wheel behind the desk. Ace's tank is an old Aquarium tank Pesci gave to Risotto that is now full of soft bedding, toys, and Risotto frequently cleans it. There are days where Risotto just spends hours watching his hamster walk around the room, eating little treats, and staring at Risotto with its beady eyes. It's gotten to the point where you can't walk into Risotto's office without noticing a lone sunflower seed or piece of bedding on the ground that Risotto didn't notice until you pointed it out. Every time Ace passes from old age, Risotto buys a new Syrian hamster and calls that one Ace. He hasn't kept track of how many hamsters that came and went so far, but treated every one of them as if they were the first Ace. He takes pictures of Ace doing the most relatively boring things and will share them with his members.

Illuso got a Sulphur-crested cockatoo named Scapino as a joke. He thought they didn’t require much attention but later felt bad when he found out that they need specific proper care. He proceeds to care for it as if it was his child. Illuso taught his bird how to speak and swear at people, specifically swearing at Formaggio and occasionally at Ghiaccio. This man will shower his bird with the best treats (expensive nuts, dried fruit, chicken bones) and has a special bar for it to perch on when they're in the shower together. This bird has free reign all over Illuso's place and wears a little anklet thing to verify that it has an owner should it escape. The two of them have spa days together and it’s one of the most wholesome things in the world to witness. Scapino will actually join Illuso on missions too, staying in the mirror world the whole time, and it provides him some comfort from his social anxiety. Sometimes Scapino sits on his shoulder as he walks. Illuso trained it to stay and hide in the mirror world so that it wouldn’t fly away or blow his cover when he’s working. But the bird will fly around in there and will watch anyone that’s getting murked in front of him with no remorse and commenting on it too. Imagine you’re dying in the mirror world and your last moment is this fucking bird looming over you going “night night, motherfucker”. JESUS CHRIST. 

Prosciutto used to be on the whole “pets are unnecessary” train but he had considered looking at breeders for the best quality dog. And then one rainy day he found an abandoned Portuguese Water Dog puppy in an alleyway and at Pesci’s insistence took it in. Turns out the puppy was bought by a rich family for their kid but then abandoned when the kid wasn't interested in it anymore. Prosciutto insisted that the dog was going to stay for one night and then sent to the pound first thing in the morning. It's been years now and the little dog is now a big fluffy good boy named Pon Pon. The second biggest chunk of Prosciutto's paycheck is for this dog; I'm talking grooming services with paw-ticures, an all-organic raw diet, the nicest beds that even a human would wish they can sleep on. Pon Pon is properly trained with all the basics and tricks, because Prosciutto doesn't want to deal with a misbehaving dog, but it will use puppy eyes against the old man now and then. He give you the best smiles if you call him a good boy and if you glance at the right time you can see Prosciutto smile for a brief moment. Had he lived longer, he would have made Pon Pon famous on Facebook like Boo the Dog. Prosciutto will also not admit that this dog has helped him get laid a few times, because every person he did bring home always got a kick out of Pon Pon.

Ghiaccio has a pet snake- an albino ball python named Bianco. Ghiaccio was also on the “pets are unnecessary” train too but mainly because he can't stand loud pets (i.e. Illuso and Sorbet and Gelato’s pets). When Risotto suggested he get a snake, Ghiaccio looked into it, researching and meticulously setting up the proper enclosure  and found himself going to a local reptile expo to find Bianco for sale. He’s fascinated by his snake to say the least, and would use leftover containers or Tupperware for Bianco to spend more money on proper equipment or food. Ghiaccio is really involved in online reptile forums and frequently debates with people on topics such as the best substrates to use, whether live rodents are better than frozen, ethics of breeding certain species, etc. He often gets worried when Bianco becomes picky and Ghiaccio would spend sleepless nights trying to get his baby to eat. Ghiaccio would walk around with his ball python wrapped around his neck or lets him slither around in his room under supervision but he mostly leaves him alone in the enclosure. There are times where he would claim he has the best, smartest pet and everyone just rolls their eyes like “yes the white fettuccine that got stuck in a toilet paper roll an hour ago is so smart”. But they let him rant about it. It’s kind of cute to say the least.

Pesci is the definition of people whose entire LIVELIHOOD is making his room into an aquarium. His room is full of strictly maintained, cleaned, and decorated tanks full of various types of aquatic animals. I’m talking Dwarf Puffers (Antonio, Portia, Jessica, Bassiano, and Solanio), Albino Gold Axolotls (Moe, Larry, and Curly), Red Ear Sliders (Franco and Ciccio), Clown Fishes (Browser, Mario, Toadstool, and Koopa), Brazilian Sea Horses (Tom and Jerry), a Blue Betta Fish named Valentina in a 30+ gallon aquaponics tank that grows a variety of plants each season- to name a few. He rebuilt his entire room to keep everything running and even had Melone help him set up timers for lighting and temperature control. Pesci will cry if you somehow made the pH level off by 1 or did not care for his animals properly when he’s away. He’ll even lecture you about bad tank setup. He's a prominent member of the aquarium  community in Italy and will regularly redecorate each tank to suit the year and mood. This is where he’s spending his cut on the 20 million lira job: caring for his mini aquarium room. He occasionally gives away his pets’ offsprings for extra money (he doesn’t breed but sometimes he ends up having a ton of baby animals he can’t take care of) and would have been a YouTuber for his fish content. Now that I think about it, Pesci reminds me of my mutual @nexter2nd. Please go follow them.

Melone has a Holland Lop bunny and you cannot change my mind. He actually had a pet bunny growing up, another Holland Lop named Echo and Grep, and his current one is named Sudo; all three are named after UNIX commands. He has a large dog crate he diy-ed to be a roomy enclosure in his room for her that he cleans frequently but also allows Sudo free reign of the room when she wants to go out. Because of his job, he makes sure all his wires are covered so his bunny isn't tempted to chew them and watches his bunny diligently whenever she roams around. Easter time is when the denim jacket, pastel bows, and flower crowns come out and Melone makes sure to take a lot of photos. He also housetrained his bunny and taught her a few tricks, similar to how he trained Echo and Grep years ago. Sudo is spoiled in terms of getting a lot of pets, new toys, and feasts on the finest veggies and delicious hay. Melone also makes sure the first thing he teaches his Juniors is to not harm the bunny. Surprisingly, he's against breeding Sudo and has her neutered. This is mainly because he doesn't have the time to breed and raise more bunnies but also he hates the idea of selling the grown bunnies off afterward. 

You know that Formaggio has a cat: the little Russian Blue cat named Sweetie Baby. Sweetie Baby was a kitten that he found outside his home. The little thing was the sole survivor of its litter and nearly starving to death, so he took her in thinking he will bring her to the shelter when she recovers; that cat now lets him live in HER apartment rent-free. Despite feeding her cheap dry food and constantly shoving her into bottles, he treats her like a queen otherwise. He will dress her up in little outfits (much to her annoyance) and often would be too aggressively affectionate towards her. Still, there are moments where she would cuddle with him during the later nights and allow him to put on one iced-out bow he just spent a quarter of his paycheck on. Walking to his apartment and even the backdoor of La Squadra’s HQ means carefully walking through the stray cats mewling at your feet, because Formaggio will feed any cat he sees. Initially, Risotto wanted the cats gone, but then he finds out the cats doubled as security when he watched some robber attempting to break in but getting their eyes scratched off instead.

[ursie]

Every single bone in my body has decided to hate me rn, and I'm trying not to cry, so can we maybe get some Nico headcanons? No one makes them like you do, truly iconic.

Omg I’m so sorry to hear that 😔 that really sucks. Np 🥰 ily!!

Nico hcs take insert number here :

I think he likes clowns honestly he was born before the whole clowns r scary media tropes like he probably went to circuses growing up and loved it and what I’m saying is you know those cute but slightly gothic clown dolls? Yes he collects those

He also collects China dolls. His grandmother, mom, and Bi owned them and they remind him of them and they got with his goth ness so he collects them.

He collects a lot in general?? Cool rocks, Knick knacks, dolls and toys, books and games, plants and bugs it’s a lil kid haven and the lil ones love going to his cabin to play for awhile

Nico hosts the best tea parties for the lil ones. Percys lil sis whos name I’m blanking on loves it when he babysits

Sally has Nico babysit a lot because he obviously loves hanging w the kids and it’s one of the only ways she can check in on him.

Controversial opinion but I don’t actually think Nico’s that small/short like even canonically. Like I know the fandom would implode w/o making a mlm a twink but genuinely Jason commented on his arms among other comments and Nico is like the only character actively doing physical activity. Like he’s not full grown and was malnurished. Like when he’s older?? Like if he has arms™️ now? Dudes. He literally sword fights (with a heavy blade not like a fencer) for a living. Like he’d probably end up more noticeably muscular than like Percy or them like just smaller than known jock and brick house Jason and Frank.

I stand by the fact though that a healthy Nico is a chubby Nico he gets his dimples back

I go back and forth on height hcs because both are funny but I think it’s genuinely funny to think about him ending up being like comically tall but honestly chronic conditions and malnutrition halt growth so he probably ends up on the shorter side (transmasc king)

Nico still dresses like scenes a thing and he’s valid he uses like hair chalk and has fringe™️ and he’s valid! He probably still uses his MySpace

I don’t think he’d like documentaries v much like his brain just turns it into background music if he wants to retain information he needs to read it

Anti sw vaguely canon king of oppressing your bf for being a nerd. Yes he’s seen every movie yes he messes with Will constantly he’ll mis say everything and Will will talk about like Han Solo and Nico will pretend not to know which character that is.

Star Trek stan. Must a series be good? Is it not enough to have Leonard Nimoy? Handsome?

I can actually see him getting tats as soon as like Hades would allow it. Def the type to get those really deep ones like everything means something or represents someone.

Gnc king I think he wears a lot of cute Halloweeny hair clips and headbands

Most definitely needs glasses but hasn’t gotten them because he’d lose them and putting on contacts freaks him out he’s killed men but putting something on your eye?? Ew

Tooth gap! He tends to cover his laugh and smile to cover it but everyone is 🥺💕 whenever they see it and he’s starting to notice so he’s getting better about not hiding it

[queen-of-my-goofball-army]

Princess Jellyfish Headcanons

If you were to ask me the most underrated anime that I had ever seen in my seven years of loving the artform, I would tell you that it was Princess Jellyfish. It’s only eleven episodes long but it’s so worth your time and energy. The story is so moving and emotionally engaging for me. I could watch these characters interact off of each other forever. They make me laugh, cry and just all around make my heart happy. I’ve wanted to make headcanons for these fabulous characters for a very long time even though I know it’s not a popular show with very little fan following. 

Tsukimi: 

*I’m going to have only one mental health headcanon this time because I think that this show has a more neurotypical cast. I feel Tsukimi most definitely would have aspergers just like me!! She’s super into obscure nerdy things, is hella antisocial, could ramble about the different types of jellyfish but if you ask her to go and get something from the convenience store she would WAY rather just stay at home and not be around people. 

*Her first birthday party during elementary school was definitely themed to jellyfish and it was just her and her family at the aquarium. She invited her entire class and nobody showed up. It was the first time that she had ever felt like an outsider amongst the other children in her class. 

*At first she thought that she was asexual. She had never really been interested in sex before but that was before she met Kuranosuke. Then she became demisexual and wears the flag with pride. It was one of the first non-jellyfish related things to go up in her bedroom at Amazukan. 

*Even after getting together with Kuranosuke she never really gets over her feelings of inadequacy and insecurity. How she worked through these problems was Kuranosuke would make it a rule to stand her in front of a mirror and say all the things that he loved about her until she believed him eventually. 

*The first time that she had ever drawn a jellyfish was when she was four years old. It was really bad but her mother still has it framed in her childhood home. 

 *She loves Disney movies, her favorite one is The Little Mermaid of course. She would often fantasize when she had feelings for Shu that he was her prince Eric. She used to dream about being a Disney animator but she couldn’t go across the ocean for a job opportunity that she might never get. 

*The first time that she was ever able to actually look Kuranosuke in the eyes without his female clothes on was the first time she ever really noticed how beautiful he was. It was enough to make her realize that he was worth fighting for. That her feelings for Shuu weren’t ever going to amount to anything compared to her feelings for him. 

Kuranosuke: 

*The first time he ever tried on a dress changed everything for him. He finally felt comfortable and confident in himself. He fell in love with women’s fashion in that moment and it eventually inspired him to never be shy about who he was. 

*His first ever time trying on makeup was of course an utter disaster. It got everywhere and the only way to explain it was that he looked very much like a badly made up Cirque Du Soleil clown. His mother just laughed at him and showed him the proper way of doing eyeliner, masquera, blush and lipstick to not look uproariously ridiculous. 

*When his mother left him at his dad’s house he spent everyday sitting by the window waiting for her familiar car to show up and take him back home. He never gave up on her and he just wanted to see her closet again but more importantly he missed her. His dad was cold and indifferent towards him and he missed the warmth that his mother offered him. 

*He took a lot of musical theater back in high school due to his good looks. It was also where he learned to perfect his makeup. He can actually sing extremely well. He loves singing and it became something that he fell in love with doing. 

*His favorite kind of dates eventually become the at home dates when he can just be himself around Tsukimi. After he gets over being flustered as hell around her he becomes the prime cuddler. Both of these poor people are so touch starved that it eventually becomes how they relax after long days of designing clothes. 

*He absolutely will watch trash reality television to laugh at people’s ridiculous lives of the rich and “fabulous”. He never takes them seriously but you will definitely catch him on a cheat day with a bucket of ice cream watching The Kardashians, Tsukimi is his witness it happens more often than he’d like to admit.  

*After everything happened with Shu things got a lot better between the two siblings. When he was younger the older boy was firmly indifferent to his existence he was just somebody that lived in the same house as him, the son of another woman. In Shuu’s opinion, Kuranosuke shouldn’t have even been there. But, once Kuranosuke meets Tsukimi Shu started to see the side of his brother that not a lot of people do. The kind, caring, a little bit of a jokester, chaotic and all around amazing person that he is. 

This is shorter because I only have two favorite characters in this show (if we don’t count the crazy uncle.) I have yet to read the manga but I know how it ends and that is one of the next things on my list of things to do after I finish all of the Earthsea novels. 

[duchessfics]

Sarah Paulson’s Characters Watching a Horror Movie with their Girlfriend

Requested by @urleastfavtree: Since Halloween is coming up, could you do Sarah Paulson’s characters watching a horror movie with their S/O’s

I chose horror movies for each, but they are easily replaceable with whatever you prefer. These are shorter than my last headcanons, but I hope you like it!

Billie Dean Howard

For Billie the horror genre doesn’t have that much of an appeal. She already deals with the paranormal on a daily basis. So when she watches a movie she wants to leave that side of her life behind.

However, even though she isn’t interested in watching horror movies, she knows you love them. So she’ll tolerate them for her babygirl. Her only rule is no paranormal/supernatural movies

Even though most of those films are tacky for her and she knows they aren’t real, it hits a little too close to home and you respect that.

So you decide to go with a scary movie classic: Halloween. Even though this is an older movie and seems silly at times you watched this movie as a kid and it holds a nostalgic appeal.

Of course Billie will do anything and everything to make her darling angel happy. But she also selfishly loves how you cuddle into her at the scary parts. Holding you tight to her makes watching any horror movie worth it.

Lana Winters

Lana has an aversion to horror movies because of her past and absolutely refuses to watch any kind of slasher/serial killer movie. She feels less bothered by paranormal movies, but still won’t choose to see one.

But you ask her about seeing the movie Alien and explain that it’s not a typical horror movie with a slasher or something paranormal. She begrudgingly agrees and lets you take her to a special Halloween showing at the local movie theater.

Even though Lana keeps a brave face, when the alien bursts out of the crew member’s stomach and as Dallas makes his way through the air ducts she tenses up and holds your hand.

By the countdown of the spaceship destroying, she has moved your arms to wrap around her and partially hides behind your hands at any noise.You ask her if she’s ok and say that you don’t mind leaving if this is too much for her. 

But she shakes her head and says she wants to see the ending. Once the movie is over, Lana admits that the movie was actually pretty good, but that movie was enough excitement for her for a long time.

(https://fishkreizler.tumblr.com/post/180133040284/cordelia-goode-ahs-apocalypse-8x10)

Cordelia Goode

Cordelia thinks scary movies are kind of silly, but she is also happy to watch them with you. While most would expect Cordelia to be the scaredy cat, you are the one hiding your face in her arms. But when she asks if you want to stop watching you say no.

In celebration of Halloween, you manage to convince your girlfriend to watch the whole Insidious series. You try to put on a brave face, but the moment you see the red-faced demon standing right behind Josh you squeal and hide in Cordelia’s comforting embrace. 

She laughs at your reaction...laughs as if not just seeing what you saw and asks if you’re sure you can handle this. You tell her it’s ok and you want to watch them all.

But by the time you finish the series, you flinch at every noise and shadow, clinging to Cordelia and not letting her go.

She holds you soothingly and suggests you watch a lighter Halloween movie before going to bed. While Cordelia doesn’t understand why you like movies that scare you, she goes along with it and will comfort her sweet girl through it.

Bette and Dot Tattler

While Dot doesn’t mind scary movies (in fact she actually kind of likes them) Bette hates horror movies. She’ll have nightmares for weeks if she even hears something too scary.

Bette is your sweet girl so you don’t ask her to watch horror movies except for one time a year: Halloween. And you have to coax her a little, promising to hold her close and give her lots of hugs and kisses (maybe some ice cream too).

So for this Halloween you pick the movie Creature from the Black Lagoon. Something about the film appeals to you and Dot loves it, smiling at you once and awhile.

On the other hand, halfway through the movie Bette whimpers she can’t watch anymore. So you hold her close and run your fingers through her hair in a soothing manner, letting her bury her face in your shoulder.

By the time the movie is finished Bette sleeps peacefully in your embrace while you and Dot talk about how good the film was. Then you both decide to reward Bette for sitting through this, by making some candy apples to appease her sweet tooth.

Sally McKenna

Ok, let’s state the obvious--Sally loves horror movies. Sometimes you and her will disappear for days watching her favorite ones. However, for this Halloween you plan to introduce her to a franchise that came out after she died.

You wait until November 1st since you both spent the day outside of the Hotel Cortez on Halloween. And that November morning you wake her up in a giddy voice and tell her you want to show her something.

Sally is confused at your cheerfulness so early in the morning, but listens. That’s when you pull out DVDs of the whole Saw franchise.

Sally has never seen them, so you pop the first one in right then and begin your movie marathon. Sally loves them for the gore and loves her baby girl even more for knowing her so well.

By the time you finish the last movie you both are exhausted of seeing bloody corpses, but Sally holds you close before softly saying that the movies gave her a couple ideas for future guests. You say her name in warning and she tells you she’s kidding, but the twinkle in her dark eyes says otherwise.

(https://televisionsgif.tumblr.com/post/152378339702)

Audrey Tindall

Audrey’s reactions to scary movies is probably the most similar to Miss Sarah Paulson...aka she hates them because they terrify her. Like, a lot.

You manage to get her to agree to watching a scary movie, saying that it’s more of an adventure movie. But Audrey disagrees when you pick out the movie IT (2017 version).

That creepy painting coming to life? No. The headless boy chasing Ben only to run into Pennywise? Also no. A leper? Nope. She literally gets up and washes her hands after that. A room full of clowns? Hell no. And Pennywise climbing out of a refrigerator? Fuck no, she rebukes.

You try to keep your laughter contained as you watch her reactions, but her yelps and cursing cracks you up. By the time the movie finishes, Audrey is winded like she went out for a run and is left exhausted.

Audrey makes you check the closet and under the bed where you act like something grabs your arm (which ended with you being called an asshole as you laughed). But you hold her close when you get in bed and soothe her, promising to keep and eye on her until she falls asleep.

Ally Mayfair-Richards

While Ally has overcome most of her phobias and fears, she doesn’t like to watch things that make those resurface. Plus she doesn’t want horror movies to be around Oz.

Although you like horror movies, you understand where she is coming from and respect her wishes. However, this Halloween, after Oz goes into a candy coma, Ally says she’s willing to watch a scary movie...but nothing too scary.

So you pick out the movie Zombieland. It’s definitely gory, but the comedy makes it a lot less scary. And Ally even starts laughing at the different phrases Tallahassee says. 

As you watch the movie, you keep cuddled up together. Although Ally doesn’t say anything, you keep getting distracted by her brushing her fingers along your hip. Eventually it feels like she is trying to drive you crazy.

And even though you intended to watch the movie, you don’t protest when she starts to kiss you. Then you pull her into your lap and you both end up making love with the movie on in the background. But that treat was better. Much, much better.

(https://yourghostcat.tumblr.com/post/179898885939/what-are-you-talking-about-you-cant-work)

Wilhemina Venable

For Wilhemina, she doesn’t like horror movies. Not because she’s scared of them, but because they seem like a pointless waste of time.

But you tease her, saying that she’s just scared of the movies but doesn’t want to admit it. At first, Wilhemina just rolls her eyes, but you tell her she should prove that she isn’t scared of these films. Otherwise you think she’s lying. So she says fine and tells you to pick out a movie

You smirk and say that you’ll do her better and choose a series: the Final Destination series. And you begin your movie marathon.

As you watch the films you giggle at Wilhemina’s critical commentary when watching each movie. And these movies are ridiculous. But when you get to the end of the last movie her mind is somewhat blown at the twist.

Then you admit that you didn’t think she was a scaredy cat, but you wanted to spend some time with her. She says that she figured, but warns that you should watch your back because now she’s reserves the right to give you a scare.

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olivia rahmi buchanan-taimoor / “liv” / 16/17 (eldest daughter) / k.atrina k.aif��� she’s tall (probably about 5′8-5′9) and lanky like her father, but with subtle curves.– she looks almost exactly like her father but has very subtle features from her mother, such as things like her ears or the shape of her smile. her hair is dark and curly, and she has freckles which she isn’t sure if she likes or not.– she’ll either dress cute and casual, or almost business-like with pencil skirts and blazers with button-ups. ruth and rachael like to poke fun at her for her business-casual attire and tell her that she looks like an accountant.– when she was little she wanted to grow up to be a lawyer like her father, but ended up going the doctor route instead. she still participates in activism though because her voice demands to be heard!– family is the most important thing to her. unfortunately, she ends up butting heads with people like aasim, ruth, and rachael since she has very strong opinions and has a tendency to be a bit bossy. she gets along quite well with ruby, julia, and misal. mostly because she knows better than to push ruby too far, besides the fact she appreciates ruby’s calming nature, and because julia and misal are more reserved and passive and try to argue with her as much.– she’s very good at debating (and is a part of the debate team), has a photographic memory, gets excellent grades, stops at nothing to get shit done, and, despite her stature, can kick someone’s ass if she has to.– she can’t cook to save her life, she sometimes takes things too seriously, humor isn’t exactly her strong suit, she has a tendency to get under people’s skin with her strong opinions and bossy attitude, and she sometimes gets so wrapped up in her responsibilities that she forgets to let loose and have some fun.– as a small child she had astraphobia (fear of thunder and lightning), but nowadays she just doesn’t like storms as they make her uncomfortable. and to this day she still has dentophobia (fear of the dentist).– positive traits: family-oriented, hardworking, loving, compassionate, and intelligent.negative traits: bossy, confrontational, not humorous, argumentative, and takes too many things seriously.

ruth clementine buchanan-taimoor / “ru” (she doesn’t like it) / 14/15 (second eldest daughter) / d.isha p.atani– she’s tall (also probably about 5′8-5′9)and fit with an athletic build due to all the sports she plays.– she looks mostly like aasim, but slightly more like ruby than olivia does. she’s got ruby’s hooded eye shape and lip shape, (along with curly hair and freckles also) but everything else is aasim.– her style is sporty. you’ll almost always catch her in sportswear – whether it’s sweats or a tank and basketball shorts, or a sports bra and leggings. she can’t wear heels to save her life and will only wear “girly” clothes on rare occasions.– she’s always been into sports, but she eventually decides on becoming a track star. she gets a full-ride scholarship because of it and everything.– she gets along with her family well enough, despite butting heads every now and then. she mostly gets into it with olivia or rachael since olivia’s uprightness is annoying, and because rachael is always trying to prank her for one reason or another. she gets along well enough with her other two siblings and her parents.– very good at track, and is probably the fastest runner on the team. she’s basically a naturally when it comes to any sport, and could probably body-slam someone with little to no difficulty. she’s pretty strong, and can definitely hold her own in a fight. when it comes to video games, no one stands a chance.– much like olivia, ruth can’t cook either. she didn’t inherit ruby’s singing voice either and is actually rather tone deaf. she has a hard time letting things go, and will hold a grudge for a very long time. she’s been known to be a “sore loser” whenever it comes to not winning against somebody else. trying to stay focused on something that she isn’t completely, 100% invested in is difficult for her.– despite not being quite as driven as olivia, ruth still has atychiphobia (fear of failure) seeing as when she does put her mind to something, she goes all out. she also knows how hard her parents have worked to get where they are and to be able to provide for her and her siblings and she doesn’t want to let them down. much like her father, she also hasemetophobia (fear of vomiting) and this is why she’s always careful with what she consumes before and after she exercises or plays sports. she’s already seen too many girls lose their lunch and it’s not something she looks forward to for herself.– positive traits: loyal, fierce, carefree, determined, and humorous.negative traits: competitive, stubborn, abrasive, short-tempered, and careless.

julia brody buchanan-taimoor / “jules” / 12/13 (middle daughter) / n.aomi s.cott– she’s slightly shorter than both of her older sisters (probably about 5′7) and has more of ruby’s body type. she’s softer with more noticeable curves.– she is the one sibling who looks the most like ruby out of all of them. the biggest noticeable difference is her straight red hair and hazel eyes. she also has freckles. she looks mostly like ruby but has a few of aasim’s features sprinkled in such as the shapes of her eyes and ears.– her style is quite girly. she loves pastel colors, and is also very modest in how she dresses. she loves to wear cardigans and shawls, and prefers cute dresses, flowing skirts and cute blouses as opposed to sweats or jeans.– she takes after aasim in liking to write her thoughts and feelings down (and rachael steals it and reads it). she ends up becoming a writer and editor. – she gets along fairly well with her family as a whole, though she does feel like they baby her a lot. this is due to her being the most emotional and sensitive of them all. no one wants to hurt her feelings. it drives her crazy, but at the same time she appreciates that they don’t pester her too much. she has both of her parents wrapped around her finger as well.– she can cook almost as well as ruby, herself. whenever ruby works late, they either get take out or rely on her to cook. she’s also very good with poetry and she loves to doodle. she doesn’t think her art is all that good, but truthfully, she’d be very good at writing and illustrating children’s books. she’s a great listener and seems to have a calming aura about her that the people who vent to her seem to enjoy.– some might say that she’s too sensitive, sometimes crying at the drop of a hat. she does decently in school, but she gets in trouble for falling behind on her work due to daydreaming. she’s very gullible. she’d still believe in santa if her older siblings hadn’t ruined it for her. she’s probably too passive for her own good, but has been known to stand up for herself when she really needs to even if she isn’t very intimidating at all.– it shouldn’t be surprising to hear that she’s got arachnophobia (fear of spiders) and entomophobia (fear of bugs and insects). if she sees them in a room, she won’t go into that room until someone else has disposed of it. she’s the type who will crawl onto whatever higher surface she can in order to get away from them and will bolt out of the room the first chance she gets. even just thinking about them makes her skin crawl.– positive traits: sweet, empathetic, amiable, thoughtful, and selfless.negative traits: shy, gullible, naive, absentminded, and overemotional.

rachael sarah buchanan-taimoor / “rach” / 8/9 (second youngest child) / a.nupama p.arameswaran– she ends up growing to be about the same height as julia, and is somewhere inbetween aasim and ruby’s body types. she’s pretty average. not too big or lanky, with a suble hourglass figure.– she’s a pretty good mix of both her parents. ruby’s hair type, freckles, face shape, nose shape, and lip shape, but aasim’s hair and eye color, eye shape, brows, and smile.– she’s more into the grunge look. flannels, band t’s, ripped jeans, converse, hoodies, etc. much like ruth, she doesn’t like wearing anything overly girly and can’t wear heels to save her life.– it didn’t take her long before she found a love of science and uses it to help with her pranks. uncle louis made the mistake of buying her a chemistry set for her birthday and she nearly burnt the house down with the help of uncle mitch. she eventually goes to college to become a chemist– she feels like she doesn’t get enough attention so she acts out in order to get it. bad attention is better than none to her. she just hates being ignored. she often times pulls pranks on her siblings, and she’s not above pretending to be sweet and batting her eyelashes to get what she wants (aasim is her main culprit since it never works on ruby). she’s real quick to tell embarrassing stories about her family, but hates it when they do the same to her. all things considered, she cares very much for her family and isn’t afraid to stand up for them when need be.– despite the way she uses it, rachael is very good with science. she considers herself to be a ‘prank master’ even though it gets her into a lot of trouble. she does well enough in school despite being somewhat of a class clown. she’s a scrapper in the sense that she isn’t afraid to throw down when she needs to and usually comes out on top. she’s really good at games like checkers and chess and would be in chess club if she didn’t think it would make her look like a dork.– despite her decent grades, she ends up getting poor conduct marks on nearly every report card she brings home. she’s got a short temper and can be very vindictive if someone wrongs her. she’s quite the troublemaker and has a tendency of getting herself into more shit than she can handle more often than she’d care to admit. even as she gets older and matures some, she still manages to maintain some of her bratty childishness.– unsurprisingly, she has athazagoraphobia (fear of being forgotten) since she already fears that she’s overlooked in favor of her other siblings. it’s because of this fear that she acts out as much as she does. she wants to make a name for herself so that no one ever forgets her. she also has autophobia (fear of abandonment). she’s scared of ending up all alone, whether it’s because her family forgets about her, or because someone will get tired of her and leave.– positive traits: loyal, intelligent, witty, clever, and caring.negative traits: manipulative, sneaky, bratty, disrespectful (at times), and childish.

misal tennessee buchanan-taimoor / "missy” (for family use only) / 2/3 (youngest child) / a.van j.ogia (fc for once he gets older) / click for toddler appearance– misal’s height ends up surprising everyone. by the time he’s fully grown he’s about six feet tall and no one knows where he got that tall gene from. aside from his height, he’s basically built just like aasim and has a fast metabolism so it’s hard from him to really put on weight anyway.– he looks mostly like his paternal father, with only subtle features thrown in from aasim and ruby. he does end up acquiring curly hair and freckles from ruby though. he also ends up having better, not patchy facial hair, unlike aasim.– for a while when he was younger, he was known to wear way too many button ups and polos, but as he got older he began to incorporate more casual wear into his attire. from middle school throughout high school he was more known to wear baggy t’s and plaid over-shirts, graphic t’s, jeans, and hoodies.– he’s always been very intelligent for his age, going as far as being bumped up a year in school and graduating early. he’s always loved knowledge, learning, and helping others (he was a super tutor in school), misal becomes a college professor and teaches physics.– like julia, misal actually gets along quite well with his family, but they tend to baby him as well due to his all of his ailments. he’s already the baby of the family, but he wishes that they wouldn’t treat him like he’s so fragile. out of everyone, he’s closest to julia since the two have quite a bit in common, despite their age gap. he’s close to rachael, too, surprisingly enough, due to their shared love of science and because they’re the closest in age. she’s also been known to stick up for him in school.– misal is very intelligent, being able to remember just about anything, and having no problem working problems out in his head. he tutors his classmates and is basically a walking encyclopedia. he’s that kid who’ll shower you in random, pointless facts if you’ll entertain him long enough. he’s got beautiful penmanship and could probably do commissions for calligraphy if he really wanted to.– he has a lot of ailments. he has many allergies to different animals, he is lactose intolerant, has asthma, and can’t see very well.on top of his ailments, he’s also a pretty sickly child so he misses a lot of school. he can be a bit of a smart ass without meaning to, despite his usually sweet demeanor. if someone is incorrect about something, uses improper punctuation, or grammar, it kills him not to say something. it’s his smart mouth that’s gotten himself into trouble with bullies in the past. with “fight or flight” mode, he’s much more lightly to flee the scene than to try to put up a fight.– for much of his youth he had mysophobia (fear of germs) due to all of his ailments and how often he was sick. as he got older, it became less of a phobia and more of a discomfort. he’s still known to be a very clean person because of it. his other fear, nosocomephobia (fear of hospitals) also comes from his sickly childhood. he was in and out of hospitals so often that he hates to even look at them. going inside of one always makes him feel uncomfortable and he somehow always manages to get sick.– positive traits: intelligent, helpful, kind, loving, and clever.negative traits: reserved, smart-ass, curious, clumsy, and passive.