#also lovely pictures from his insta

[polkadotjohnson]

David Dastmalchian opens up about his character in Murderbot: grief, gore and the machine behind Gurathin

Few actors have carved a niche as unmistakable as David Dastmalchian. Known for playing haunted men, outcasts and monsters with a raw, unnerving intimacy, he has become a recurring presence in the shadows, not as a cliché, but as someone who lives there, who understands them.

In Murderbot, Apple TV+’s strange and tender blend of sci-fi, drama and satire, he plays Gurathin, a prickly, enhanced human who mistrusts the titular robot and refuses to let peace come easy. But what might have been just another antagonistic role becomes, through David Dastmalchian’s performance, something deeper: a vessel for his own grief, history, and healing.

Beneath the sarcasm and suspicion, Gurathin vibrates with trauma. And so does David Dastmalchian. In a recent interview, he spoke with rare honesty about how this character brought him face to face with his past, not in metaphor, but in performance. The result is one of the most intimate roles of his career. A mix of human and machine, yes, but one that bleeds in all the ways that matter.

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[blueberrybirdsworld]

My boyfriend is hot... somehow

Summary: She post a funny compilation of her boyfriend Lando on insta, he can't find a bad picture of her to get his revenge

Pairing: Lando Norris x reader

Genre: SMAU, fluff

Face claim: Chloé Gervais (the queen)

Author note: Try to uses fake text app now to create my texts message, tell me if you like it :)

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@your_username

My boyfriend is hot… somehow

@landonorris: I thought we agreed to delete that last one 💔

@_user1: The second-hand embarrassment is REAL 😭

@_user2: No because WHY is he driving like he’s in a Fast & Furious audition

@_user3: The "somehow" in the caption sent me 💀

@_user4: The elevator one has me cryingggg he's just THERE

@_user5: Not the “boyfriend dump” turning into a full roast

@_user6: She woke up and chose violence and we SUPPORT IT 👏

@_user8: This is love. This is what love looks like 💀

@_user9: Every picture just gets worse I can't breathe 😂

@landonorris

Tried to get my revenge with a “girlfriend dump” but turns out she’s just too perfect 🤷‍♂️ not fair tbh.

@_user1: Bro this is the worst revenge I’ve ever seen 😭 she ate every single one of these

@_user2: You just gave us free girlfriend appreciation content 😂👏

@_user3: Lando accidentally joined the “I love my gf” club

@_user4: not him tryna roast and ending up making her look like a Vogue feature 💀

@_user5: be fr Lando, are you even trying??

@_user6: WHERE is the flop pic??? WHERE’S THE TROLLING??

@your_username: actually the only issue with this is that you’re the one taking them baby 😭 it’s not me, just you are a terrible photographer

@_user7: AHHHHH THAT’S SO REAL 😭

@_user8: omg wait can we get a full dump of all the terrible Lando angles 👀

@_user9: YES we demand a “he took this” compilation 🔍

@_user10: Petition to make @your_username’s next post just “photos Lando ruined”

@your_username

Does anyone else have a boyfriend completely incapable of taking a decent photo of you or is it just me 🫠

@landonorris: i feel attacked but also i stand by the finger-in-frame one, that was artistic.

@_user1: Nooo bc why is this the universal boyfriend experience 😭

@_user2: This post is so real it hurts 💀

@_user3: He’s got one job and still manages to flunk it 💔

@_user4: THE SHADOW ONE??? i screamed. he really said “let me ruin the lighting real quick” 😭😭

@_user5: Girl we need a full series called “Photos Lando Ruined” pls

@_user6: Lando’s camera roll gotta be 90% near-misses and blurry masterpieces

@_user7: Why are boyfriends allergic to good angles 😩

@_user8: Honestly the effort is there but the execution is… not 🫢

@_user9: pls drop a tutorial for him. or confiscate his phone. idk at this point

@landonorris

Happy birthday to the most beautiful, most chaotic, person I know 💘

@_user1: WAIT. These are actually good. LANDO DID YOU TAKE THESE YOURSELF???

@landonorris: YESSS I DID 😤 it only took 200 tries but LOOK AT HER

@_user2: Be honest bro who helped you 😭

@_user3: no bc that second one is giving Pinterest-level lighting??

@_user4: Is this… growth??? character development??? 😭👏

@_user5: man went from “thumb in frame” to editorial real quick

@your_username: okay but let’s not lie, I had to direct him like a whole photoshoot crew 😌 love u tho

@_user6: not her still being the creative director

@_user7: drop the behind-the-scenes pls. we need the chaos reel.

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[creamiecoups]

Heyyy babeee,im not sure if u do threesome but if yes,I have a request,it's mingyu and seungcheol in Hawaii (their recent insta posts) maybe 1 or 2 chapter on smut and they r also rough, maybe choking too, various positions (one of it is Paris position),Thank you😊💋,if u don't mind pls tag me too

→ PAIRING: mingyu x seungcheol x female reader

→ WARNINGS: smut, threesome, unprotected sex, extremely rough like this is CRAZY, gyucheol working together to reduce reader to nothing, creampies, cum eating, oral (female and male receiving), nipple play, edging, overstimulation, forced orgasms, spit play, marking, lots of positions (eiffel tower included), possessive behaviour, crying, reader is called a slut whore bitch, idk what else to put as a warning this is just some insane filth enjoy x

A/N: so this was a crazy ask and oh my god this was actually my first time writing a threesome so i hope you love it and honestly i think those hawaii pics did something to every one of us so hopefully this helps paint a picture 😵‍💫 it's almost 3am my brain is rottinh but don't worry part two is coming like tmrw night (my personal fav)... but for now i hope you have fun with part 1 :)

You should’ve known better.

Wearing that to the beach was one thing—tiny white bikini, paper-thin and two sizes too small, nipples damn near greeting everyone who passed by—but posting the pictures?

Posting them publicly, with your tits half out, soaking wet and pouting into the lens like you were begging for attention?

That was something else.

Especially because Seungcheol had explicitly told you not to. Not after the last time. Not when you’d had to cry into his shoulder for an hour after he edged you so cruelly your legs gave out.

But you thought you were being cute. A little bratty, a little tease.

And now? Now you’re cornered—back pressed against the sun-warmed exterior wall of your private villa, heart thudding against your ribs as both of them stare down at you like you’re a problem they’re sick of trying to fix.

“Delete it,” Seungcheol says first, voice low and sharp. He’s not even looking at you. His eyes are locked on the screen of your phone, which he yanked from your hand the second he walked in. “The post. Right now.”

“I—” You started, but his eyes flicker up.

“Did I fucking stutter?”

You swallow hard. Mingyu’s behind him, arms crossed, jaw tight. His sunglasses are still hanging low on the bridge of his nose, but even through the lens, you can feel the heat in his stare.

“I was just—”

“Trying to piss us off?” Mingyu cut you off, cocking his head. “You want strangers jerking off to that little body, baby? That what you want?”

Seungcheol shoved the phone back into your hand, almost shoving you with it. “Enough, delete. It.”

Your fingers fumbled over the screen, trembling as you tap the little trash icon and confirm. The second it’s gone, Mingyu grabbed your arm tightly.

“Inside. Now.”

They don’t give you time to think; you don’t even make it up the stairs as Mingyu practically throws you towards the living room.

“Didn’t we talk about this?” Seungcheol asked from behind you, shutting the glass door with a click. “About posting your tits online like some desperate little bitch?”

“It was just a—”

“Strip.”

Your heart jumped. Seungcheol wasn’t yelling, he didn’t need to. His voice was low, lethal enough to make you listen.

Still you hesitated, fingers still curled around the knot on your bikini top.

Mingyu came up behind you, breath hot against your ear. “Didn’t you hear him?”

You hesitantly undo your top.

And when you don’t move fast enough, Seungcheol came up and yanked your bottoms down for you, clicking his tongue in frustration. He didn’t even care that you gasped loudly. You were bare, trembling, standing between them in the high-ceiling luxury of the villa’s living room.

Mingyu planted himself on the plush white couch, wide-legged and already palming at his cock through his shorts as he watches Seungcheol pull your bikini top clean off. You’re naked now, breasts heaving, cunt already slick with panic and anticipation.

Then you're shoved backwards, stumbling into the giant living room couch. Mingyu’s already lowering himself onto his knees in front of you, licking his lips as he spreads your thighs wide.

Mingyu whistles. “She’s already so wet.”

“She lives to be humiliated,” Seungcheol muttered.

Mingyu’s voice is low, gritted. “Hold her down.”

You didn’t even have time to brace.

Seungcheol’s arms wrapped around your thighs, lifting you like a doll, slamming your back into the huge sectional couch, his strong hands coming around to hold your waist in place. He was facing you, staring down as you wriggled, chest heaving.

Mingyu doesn’t hesitate. His big hands forces your thighs apart, keeping you tilted just right as his tongue devours you—messy, loud, and so sloppy it makes your body shake.

“No squirming,” Seungcheol said with mock patience. “You like making us struggle, don't you? Make us work for it like you've got any real power. Pathetic.”

You barely register what he's saying. Mingyu's tongue is ravenous. Lapping at you, messy and brutal, not even trying to be clean with it. You gasped, hips jerking, but Seungcheol’s grip is iron.

“Mmmh—fuck, Gyu—!”

“Shut the fuck up,” Seungcheol snapped, one hand coming to your mouth. “You don’t get to speak unless it’s to say how sorry you are for being a dumb, cock-hungry whore.”

You moaned into his palm as Mingyu groaned against your cunt, tongue flicking mercilessly over your clit before plunging into you. It was filthy. You could hear the wet sounds, feel his drool dripping down your ass, slicking up the couch cushions.

Mingyu growls against your cunt. “She’s so wet. Fucking brat wanted this.”

“She needed this,” Seungcheol corrected, then without warning, he pulled his own shorts down, grabbing your jaw before shoving his cock into your mouth.

There’s no easing in. He’s thick and fast, taking your throat like it’s his right—and it is.

“Keep her still,” he snapped at Mingyu, who responds by locking his arms around your hips and thrusting his tongue harder. You’re gagging on Seungcheol’s cock while Mingyu’s making you soak the rug, and all you can do is hold on.

They’re not gentle. They’re not soft. They’re not asking.

“Eiffel tower?” Seungcheol grunts, finally pulling out to let you breathe when Mingyu pulled away from your cunt, mouth shiny, his eyes glazing over as he smiles devilishly.

“Fuck yes.”

You barely manage to squeak before he drags you up and shoves you forward until your knees hit the rug. Before you could move, Mingyu was behind you, already lining up. And Seungcheol was in front of you, his fist tangled in your hair.

“Look up.”

You did.

He slapped you.

Hard.

Not enough to truly hurt, but enough to shock you and make your eyes sting.

“Open up, bitch. You wanted attention, right? Well you're getting it now,” he growled.

You didn’t get a chance to reply.

His cock slid into your mouth again right as Mingyu’s shoved into your soaked, dripping cunt from behind—and your world went white.

You choke instantly, body jolting forward from the impact of his hips, but Seungcheol’s got you locked in place, holding your head still while your body gets fucked from both ends. Their rhythm was perfect. Practiced. You were a ragdoll between them, bobbing forward with every thrust from Mingyu, and gagging on every drive of Seungcheol’s cock.

They didn’t slow down. Not even when tears spilled from your eyes and you tried to pull back.

“God, you’re disgusting." Seungcheol sneered. "You post pics like you’re hot shit but some hard dick and you turn into a fucking faucet.”

“Keep her still,” Mingyu panted. “She’s squeezing already—fuck—so fucking tight—”

“She’s always extra tight when she’s scared,” Seungcheol muttered, wiping a tear from your cheek. 

“Nah, she likes getting passed between us like a cumdump,” Mingyu laughed, slapping your ass.

You’re a mess. Drool spilling out past your lips around Seungcheol’s cock, tears streaking your face, your own arousal dripping down your thighs as Mingyu pounds into you like he’s trying to fuck you straight through the couch.

And they don’t stop.

When you’re close, they edge you. When you try to pull away, they hold you tighter.

Mingyu flips you onto your back and fucks you with your knees to your chest while Seungcheol sucks on your hardened nipples until they're left raw and sore, then they swap.

 You can’t get your breath. You can’t think.

They manhandled you into another position, Seungcheol tossing you onto your back on the couch like you were weightless, and Mingyu just dropped to his knees again to lick his own cum out of you before spreading you open and sliding in again.

Your eyes rolled back.

Seungcheol was standing now, hand around his cock, slapping it against your cheek.

“Look at her,” he spat. “Dumb little thing. Bet you thought you looked so hot in that pic, huh? Well one cute post and now you're brainless.”

Mingyu grinned. “Think you still look like a model now, baby? You're nothing but a used toy."

“You wanna act like a little whore online, right?” Seungcheol mumbled, sliding in beside Mingyu and shoving your thighs apart. “Let’s see how long you last when we really treat you like one.”

They took turns again. Positions changed. On your stomach. Bent over the couch. Face down in the rug while one of them fed you his cum from his fingers and the other fucked you raw, moaning about how your slutty body just took it.

You lost count of how many times they filled you.

How many times you came against your will, soaking their cocks and making them laugh at you.

“You dumb bitch,” Seungcheol hissed as he emptied deep inside you again, one hand grabbing your jaw. “This what you wanted, huh? You wanted the likes? The attention?”

You couldn’t answer.

Your mouth just hung open, tongue out, drool sliding down your cheek as cum spilled from between your legs.

Mingyu took a photo of you like that.

“Now this,” he said, showing you the screen, “is what you should’ve posted.”

Seungcheol chuckled.

By the time they’re done with you, you’re lying boneless, shaking, your body a mess of bruises, spit, cum, and sweat. You stay limp as they drag you to the couch, both of them still half-hard.

Seungcheol grabbed your phone again, before dangling it in front of your face.

“If I ever see another fucking post like that ever again,” he mumbled, leaning down as his lips ghost the shell of your ear, “You can go live while we fuck the attitude out of you. Let them see what happens to mouthy little whores who don’t listen.”

You whimper, nodding slightly.

Seungcheol presses one last kiss to your throat.

“Now say you’re sorry for behaving like a slut,” he whispered.

You manage a slurred, teary, “I-I’m sorry... for behaving… like—like a s-slut…”

Mingyu chuckles and runs his hand down your shaking thighs.

“There's our good girl.”

[rafesslxt]

𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 — 𝐬𝐥𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬

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aesthetic:🫦🪞📱📸 | mattheo, theo, enzo, draco, tom

「 ✦ what intimate pictures the boys would have/post with you ✦ 」

warnings: intimate pictures, so smut kind of, posting pictures

note: credit goes to owner of these pictures

Mattheo:

・❥・ first picture: you were chillin together at the black lake, skipping class. It started out with making out and him smoking some weed and ended with you on your knees for him. Without thinking he pulled his phone out and took a picture that he hided in his phone so no one would ever see it but you two.

・❥・second picture: you stood in front of your mirror and wanted to take a picture of yourself just when mattheo walked in and said: "hey hey wait i wanna be in it too baby!" he walked towards you and slided his hand inside your pants, playing with your underwear beneath it.

・❥・ third picture: on halloween he had his ghostface costume on and wanted the perfect picture with you and your ass in it

Theodore:

・❥・first picture: in the middle of a fight you two got stuck on an elevator. He slowly caged you in between his arms and pressed you against the wall behind you. "I wanna show you how sorry I am amore." he smirked before he got down on his knees.

・❥・ second picture: you two laid in bed when you saw a similar picture on pinterest. Without saying anything you pulled off your top, exposing your bare chest. Theo looked at you with wide eyes but ready to do whatever you want. "Teddy we need to try this." You pulled his hands onto your chest and took your phone back. "Okay now show your middle fingers only and stay like this." Of course he did and you took your puctures, also his new wallpaper.

・❥・third picture: similar to the second pic, you two were in bed and in front of your mirror. His arms wrapped around you, his face in the crook of your neck before softly kissing your skin. You turned your head around and saw the two of you in the mirror, thinking 'i have to keep this as a memory'.

Lorenzo:

・❥・first picture: the two of you were fucking for almost two hours now. It all started with Enzo [your enemy with benefits] being jealous of a guy who flirted with you in front of him. Poor you couldn‘t even say anything before he dragged you with him and fucked you into heaven. That‘s how all three pictures actually developed. He grabbed your hair and his phone laying on the sink. "Let‘s see how that bastard talks to you when he see‘s what a slut you are for me, baby."

・❥・second picture: and even tho he already took one, he wasn‘t planning on stoping neither taking his photos or fucking you. He pushed you onto his bed where his light from the nightstand shined right into your direction, making the picture of you on his wall even more perfect.

・❥・third picture: after a long night you were tugged under his blankets, wrapped in his arms. "So, that‘s all what took you to confess you don‘t hate me huh?" you giggled, looking up at him when your head laid on his shoulder. He just rolled his eyes but couldn‘t hide the little smirk behind it. "Shut up, I have to take another one." Oh and you can be sure all your chats would blow up asking in what pictures he just tagged you on his Insta.

Draco:

・❥・first picture: Draco had just brought you a new dress, one you had your eyes on for a while now. Even tho he thought it was a little too revealing, he got it because the sight of you actually in it was send right from the gods. "Oh merlin.." he would mutter under his breath and pull you onto his lap when you were already at it to take a picture in it. So why not show everyone how much your boyfrienf loved your new dress too?

・❥・second picture: this one was just for the two of you. In the middle of changing he pulled you into his lap, starting a whole make out session. "hey where‘s this muggle thing you always carry around?" he would ask at some point. "Dray.. everything in here is a muggle thing." you chuckled and smiled at him. "The one where you send messages and take pictures." "My phone?" "Yes." You grabbed it and gave it to him. He opened the camera and pulled you in front of him. "Here, take a picture of us like this."

・❥・third picture: this one was taken by a friend obviously, Pansy so be exact. Ya‘ll were going camping and in the middle of the night when she woke up from some sounds and looked outside her tent, she saw the two of you worth a shot.

Tom:

・❥・first picture: taken by his brother Mattheo when the three of you attended a little party his co-workers threw. You were wearing your favorite dress and the show of affection in public wasn‘t a thing Tom would do that often, Mattheo thought you would be happy having a picture of you two.

・❥・second picture: you two were in a very vulnerable state, naked but no sex, just kissing and stroking each others skin. Showing love and affection. "Tom?" you whispered in his ear. He rose his eyebrows and looked at you, letting go of your neck he was just kissing. "I wanna take a picture of us." He opened his mouth ready to tell you 'no' but you put on your best puppy eyes and looked down at him. "Please Tommy, just for the two of us and in memory of this beautiful moment."

・❥・third picture: this was rather random but still intimate since Tom wasn‘t a big pda person. Not even for pictures. You wore a new dress that you wanted to show him and sat down on his lap. "Hmm If you wanna keep that thing on than you should stand up darling." You playfully rolled your eyes and chuckled. "Well then at least let me take a picture of it before you rip it off me."

This was a spontaneous idea i suddenly got i hope u like it, let me know in the comments! 💓

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[lcvecove]

៹࣪ ៸៸ 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄’𝐒 𝐌𝐘 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 𝐀𝐓 ꒱꒱

𝒔𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚 what I think attending a race weekend with your f1 boyfriend would be like . . .

𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒕. fem!reader. just fluff. maybe some suggestive dialogue. flirting. 𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒕. charles leclerc , lando norris , carlos sainz , lewis hamilton , oscar piastri , pierre gasly . . .

ೀ ⋆ 𝒄harles 𝒍eclerc

he insists you wear some of his ferrari merch or the stuff he knows the team sent you. if you show up in a non-ferrari outfit, he’ll pout until you cave. he loves all your outfits and thinks you’re the most beautiful girl no matter what you wear but he needs his girl in red on race weekend.

you’d be standing with the team, chatting with someone from hospitality in a black skirt and cute top, and as soon as he spots you, it’s all, “where’s the red baby? no jacket today? not even the cap?”

and he’s half-joking but also not.

so you’d roll your eyes, dig through your tote bag, and throw his hoodie on and immediately he’s satisfied.

he’ll secretly take pictures of you when you’re not looking. wearing his oversized windbreaker with sunglasses on, sitting in the back of the garage like a damn queen, and saves them in a hidden album titled “mon ange.” most of your insta pics from race weekend if from this folder (if he feels generous enough to share them with the rest of the world and not gatekeep them)

and when a fan posts a blurry picture of you two holding hands post-quali and captions it “power couple in red,” he sends it to you with a heart and a “we look good, non? i love when we match outfits”

he totally gets all soft and boyish whenever you’re in team gear. like you’re his little good luck charm in red.

charles isn’t really big on pda at the paddock, but his hand always finds yours when you’re walking together. pinkies linked, fingers brushing. he makes sure you’re close to him and can keep up while walking into the chaos of the weekend.

when you attend he has to kiss you before every practice/quali/race. right cheek, left cheek, forehead. it’s a thing. can so see this being filmed by someone and it blows up cause everyone just thinks it’s the cutest thing. pierre commenting “he never kisses me like this before a race😒” and charles responding with “it’s wifey privileges😇”

he writes your initials on the inside of his gloves in marker. it’s not a big thing, no one knows but you and him. but before every race, he looks down at them and kisses them.

if a commentator ever tries to stir drama about your presence being a “distraction” charles shuts that shit down instantly. “she’s my calm. not a distraction. if anything, I drive better when she’s here.”

late night after race day, when it’s all over and he’s showered and in a hoodie with damp hair, he pulls you into his lap and murmurs, “I like this part the best. just us. no cameras. no noise.”

ೀ ⋆ 𝒍ando 𝒏orris

lando would try to be lowkey about you coming to the race but he would fail miserably because he just looks so much more happy and excited and everyone wants to know what’s going on that has him in this good of a mood until eventually they see you walk into the paddock on saturday and everything makes sense all of a sudden.

if you wear his number on your outfit (especially in a subtle, fashion-y way), he will always post it on his story. a close up pic of your shoulder with the little ‘4’peeking out and the caption: “best looking fan in the paddock”

lando loves loves loves a pre-race nap with you. he’s so clingy about it. burrito’d in the duvet, face smushed into your neck, hair all messy, mumbles like, “don’t leave. you have to stay until my alarm. it’s science”

hates all the attention he’s getting from everyone but with you there it’s a little more bearable.

if the race doesn’t go as planned, he goes straight to his driver room and you’d be unsure what to do at first, choosing to give him some space but he texts you and tells you to come to him.

and the two of you just stay in there for a bit. cuddled up together. you’re not saying anything, not trying to make him feel better, just letting him be whatever he needs to be for a bit.

“you still proud of me?” he’d mumble after a while and when you answer with a reassuring “always” he already feels ten times better

loves that you get on with the rest of the grid’s girlfriends so much but is such a little baby about not having all your attention on him

“we have to do something about all our girls sneaking around to see each other man. we’re losing them. they’ve unionized. she said ‘I’ll meet you after quali’ and then disappeared into wag dimension” he’d complain to the guys at the drivers parade

“what? you upset that she’d rather hang out with the girls than give you back rubs?” carlos teases and lando shrugs “yes actually”

he’s a slut for forehead kisses before he gets in the car. will literally lean down and go, “give me the magic touch,” and tilt his head like a puppy until you do it.

ೀ ⋆ 𝒄arlos 𝒔ainz

carlos constantly thinks you’re hungry. doesn’t matter if you just ate. if he walks into hospitality and sees you without a snack or drink in hand, he’s immediately like, “did you eat? what did you have? that’s not enough. I’ll get you something”

he keeps an extra water bottle on hand just for you. even on race day when he has a million things going on, he’ll pause and be like, “drink some water, mi amor. It’s hot today”

so protective in the paddock. always walks a little in front of you to shield you from cameras, media, random people rushing around.

one time a cameraman brushed your shoulder trying to squeeze past and you stumbled just slightly. carlos caught your waist immediately, steady and quiet, eyes flicking up with that calm but don’t test me look and muttering a soft “careful” to the man. not rude. not loud. just firm enough to say this is my girl. watch where you’re going.

carlos is a post session cuddler. he showers, throws on a hoodie, and climbs right into bed with his head on your stomach. ‘just for five minutes’ is what he always says but will wake up 40 minutes later and be like, “okay, now I’m ready to go to dinner”

uses you as his personal belongings holder while he races. will put his sunglasses on your head and his watch around your wrist. tell you to, "keep 'em safe for me 'til I come back okay?" with a kiss to your head before he jumps in the car.

will make you have little ‘taste tests’ with him rating the paddock/hospitality food. you guys have little favourite dishes from countries all over the world.

ೀ ⋆ 𝒍ewis 𝒉amilton

when lewis knows you’re attending a race with him, he makes sure the team knows so you get VIP treatment the whole weekend.

right there next to his crew, there’s a sleek black seat with your name stitched into the back and next to it is a smaller seat for roscoe. you and roscoe chill next to each other and cheer him on together.

someone will come up to you every thirty minutes or so and ask if they can get you anything. will bring you water and your favourite snack unrequested and when you try to protest they’ll just say the boss insisted on it and they’re not about to get on his bad side.

lewis is of course known for his high fashion in the paddock, but he also loves matching outfits with you. not the whole thing maybe, you both have your seperate tastes and styles but maybe you’ll always colour code. or wear the same sneakers! and roscoe will have the same colour bow tie or jacket or something.

when lewis has braids done, he’ll sometimes ask you to tie them back for him before he heads to the car or during race weekends. it’s such a sweet moment because, while he’s incredibly independent and most of his race rituals are isolated, he enjoys having that little moment with you before things get hectic. it’s something personal and intimate.

similar to carlos he’ll have you hold his accessories. put his chain around your neck and his rings on your fingers until he’s done racing.

there are so many pics/vids of the two of you on lewis’ scooter just zooming around in the paddock. nearly running over people or one of you falling off and laughing. you guys will do the ‘track walk’ on the scooter and maybe he’ll let you control it. make jokes about you’re racing skills. “aw you went outside track limits there baby, gonna get us a penalty” he’d tease with a kiss against your head.

likes it when you drive to the track cause he’s gonna be driving all weekend and it’s nice to just shut his brain off a little before the hectic day starts.

has you name tattooed on his chest right over his heart and your name on his helmet.

ೀ ⋆ 𝒐scar 𝒑iastri

this boy loses you constantly over the weekend😭 let’s blame it on you a tiny bit for just being so interested in everything that you walk a bit slowly sometimes or your attention gets caught and you’ll stop for a split second and when oscar turns to look at you, you’re gone.

half of his netflix clips are just ‘man I lost my girlfriend again. I never know where this girl is’

it’s become a bit of a running joke in the mclaren garage cause oscar will poke his head in every room and be like ‘have you seen my gf?’ the crew starts putting up reward flyers for when you’re found

but this is how his little handholding habit started. he constantly reaches for your hand or loops his finger in your belt loop to ensure the two of you don’t wander away from one another.

can see you losing your lipgloss once in the paddock and ever since then oscar has gone full airport dad mode every time you leave the paddock. ‘you have your phone? lipgloss? glasses? jacket?’ and will run through the little checklist until he’s sure you have all your possessions.

will make sure the two of you actually spend time together when you’re there. don’t get me wrong he’s 100% focused on racing still, but every free moment he has you guys are watching your show together or playing board games or something. just makes such an effort to actively spend time with you.

the two of you take a photo before every race (if you’re there) it started as a little habit for his mom because she’d always ask for a picture of the two of you over the weekend and since then you just always take a picture and it’s pretty sweet to think you’ll have your memories captured at most races he competes in during his career.

ೀ ⋆ 𝒑ierre 𝒈asly

the #1 reason pierre brings you is so that he has someone to blame when he’s late to events. he’s chronically late as charles exposed and whenever someone calls him he’ll just say he’s waiting on you 😭

like charles calling him before dinner and asking why he’s late and he just goes “my girl takes forever to get ready you know by now” with a wink towards you and a kiss against your palm when you slap him for his antics.

this man is not afraid of pda. arm around your waist, thumb stroking your hip. holding your hand while walking through the paddock. hand on your thigh in the hospitality tent. always touching you in some way. and if anyone chirps him? “what, i’m french. we’re affectionate”

he gives you an important job. pierre claims you’re vital to his race prep, even if it’s just handing him his water bottle or double-checking his suit zipper. “don’t forget to give me my good luck tap, baby. left shoulder, always. if I crash, it’s on you and my mechanics will blame you” he’d tease and even tho he’s just joking he loves how serious and focused you are when you do that left side tap.

he’ll jokingly narrate your every move. walking up to the garage? “and here she comes, the love of my life, looking like a goddess on this sunny grand prix morning” you’re just holding his coffee and shaking your head, but it’s gets filmed and the fans are obsessed with how cute you two are.

©lcvecove — please refrain from copying/taking inspiration/posting any of my content to your blog or any other platform.

[fumiliar]

CAN WE PLS GET OLDER BF TOJI HEADCANNONS PLS PRETTY PLS 🙏

(LOVE YOUR WORK BTW!!!)

TYSMM! i hope you like it!😵‍💫

✎...toji is in his late 30s (he lives!) and reader is in her early 20s. megumi is a toddler and he keeps him.

you were the one who chased older bf!toji, you manifested this man. ever since you met him in your apartment gym, you've been trying to get close with him. you started to gym when he went to the gym, asking him for help to carry the weight because you were inexperienced. slowly but surely, you started to develop a relationship with toji, talking to him when it was unrelated to exercise.

older bf!toji who was scared to ask you out on a date. you were so young! he on the other hand, was a widow, a single father and 15+ years older than you. he could've been your father! all these thoughts subsided when he saw you waiting in front of the gym for him. "hi toj-" "date?" he blurted out, leaving you blushing and shocked. "sure toji." that night, he couldn't stop gushing over you to his toddler megumi.

older bf!toji who told you upfront that he was a single father, a widow and looking for a serious relationships on your first date. not wanting to cause any other misunderstandings, he's old, he doesn't have time to play games. he doesn't have the time to fool around, he wants a serious relationship, someone he can lean on, importantly someone who megumi can lean on.

older bf!toji who did not understand why such a youthful person would want him. the stress of his job and raising a child alone has manifested on his appearance. while you, were the epitome of youth in his eyes. the days where you could've been partying in clubs, you spent playing with megumi. he could not wrap his head around your actions.

older bf!toji who barely uses social media. not due to his age, but he's too busy with his life. his only socials are his facebook(good 4 u). you had to teach him how to make an instagram account, and to this day he still doesn't understand how it works. his insta only follows you, with one post, which is also a picture of you.

older bf!toji who's always 'reluctantly' accompanying you, reluctantly watching chick flicks with you, reluctantly accompanying you shopping and holding your shopping bags, reluctantly holding your purse. he's always reluctantly doing stuff, but he ends up doing it anyways. why? cause he loves you. there's a certain joy inside him he hasn't felt since his wife's passing. he secretly enjoys doing girly things with you, just to see the happiness on your face.

older bf!toji who never wants you to feel like megumi is your responsibility. though he wants you to be there for megumi, he doesn't want to burden you with his own struggles.

older bf!toji who stumbles over his feet when he first saw you with megumi. for the first time in his life, he saw megumi like someone from the first meeting. megumi was constantly giggling, smiling ear to ear. without toji realising, his expressions had mirrored his son, like father like son.

older bf!toji who's scared of his future. he's always on the brink of death, with the risky nature of his job. he wants to grow old together, but hesitation takes over him when he realised that in the end, it would just be him growing old.

older bf!toji who has the worst taste in clothing. literally horrendous, when you see his wardrobe, it's just multiples of his tight black shirt, his weird poofy pants and some workout clothes. his other clothing was horrible, some shirts having holes as big as your fist. ever since you've seen that, you've decided to go on a shopping spree for him, along with getting him and megumi some matching clothes.

older bf!toji who hasn't had the time to take care of himself properly. taking care of megumi was such a hassle making him forgot about himself. when you pamper him with skincare nights and face masks, he literally gets addicted. every time you offer to do a face mask or to do his skincare, he dashes to lay his head on your lap. he's still too shy to ask for it, but you can tell how much he likes it. his wrinkles slowly going away with every touch of your hand, as if he's finally let his guard down.

[hazelsmirrorball]

Too Sweet | Oscar Piastri

SUMMARY: Y/n hard launches her relationship with a certain F1 driver bringing mixed reactions from her fans FACE CLAIM: Sabrina Carpenter PAIRINGS : singer! Reader x Oscar Piastri a/n: I'm on a roll

y/nnnnn via instagram!

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y/nnnnn in my model era!

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user15 Carlos Sainz? this photoshoot has everyone on the edge of their seat

user36 she's in her lover era

user37 you are glowing

user290 you are such a goddess

user278 please give me one chance!

user38 new soon when?

-> y/nnnnn sooner than expected that's for sure

y/nnnnn via instagram!

liked by landonorris, oscarpiastri and 3,567, 092 others.

y/nnnn my new single "So American" is out on Friday!

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user25 you finally got your drivers license?

user28 this new era is upon us

user57 so American? are we finally getting a covergirl anthem?

oscarpiastri you learned how to drive? and didn't tell me?

-> y/nnnn sorry to break it to you but the car is parked, x

-> landonorris maybe you should teach her

-> user271 since when is this a thing?

user37 y/n x mclaren?

user98 she has to be dating lando, 100%

user87 omg omg lando x y/n! finally

user35 y/n in the paddock when?

user45 why is everyone assuming it's lando and not oscar?

noty/n via instagram!

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noty/n life recently has been so sweet

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norrizz we get it, you're in love now please stop

-> notthebestmclarendriver stop being jealous

notthebestmclarendriver love you so so much, no one can do anniversaries like us

olivia.rodrigo can't believe it's been five years since you changed me for a formula one driver

-> noty/n you will always be my number one

logansargent proud of my parents!

y/nupdates via instagram!

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y/nupdates y/n l/n with mystery man in a small cafe in LA

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user15 omg! omg! omg!

user179 she finally has a man?!?

user16 we are finally getting her lover era

user189 who even is that, you can barely see who it is

user167 this is such an invasion of privacy

user278 i’m so happy for her!! she deserves this and more

user29 she looks all giggly and in love

user26 she’s down bad, i fear

user178 she should be focused on a new album not falling in love with some loser

-> user71 falling in love was what got her that grammy

user78 who f1 driver is she hooking up with to have the whole grid in her likes? cause i get her post but them following her private insta and liking fan pages is another level of crazy

y/nupdates via instagram story!

y/nupdates via instagram!

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y/nupdates Mclaren F1 driver Oscar Piastri what was his go to song while racing and without hesitation he responded “So American” by Y/n L/n. There’s been a suspicion that Y/n has been linking up with a formula one driver, could it be oscar piastri?

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user157 i don’t think oscar is y/n’s type

-> user268 who asked for ur opinion

user278 you guys should touch some grass

user53 didn’t she say to please stop assuming things about her relationship

user17 she can also have friends that support her music

user39 let them live please

user67 and this is why she’s never been public with her relationship

user51 i don’t get why is everyone hating?

y/nupdates via instagram!

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y/nupdates leaked pictures from Y/n L/n with the f1 driver, Oscar Piastri

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user189 we never learn do we?

user16 where do people even get this

user278 this has to be photoshopped, y/n looks too good

user678 guys guys guys!!! let’s make this happen

user468 okay but they look so so good together

user26 honestly i like seeing her happy

user16 she is glowing!!!

user71 i’ll wait until they confirm it on their own time

y/nnnn via instagram!

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y/nnnn surprise! i’ll probably get my drivers license soon

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oscarpiastri why do that when you can be a passenger princess

user16 y/n is getting princess treatment

logansargent my happy family

landonorris please get off my feed, i have to see you guys enough in the real world

user51 omg omg omg it’s finally confirmed!!!

user178 should we act surprised ?

oscarpiastri i love you x

user17 our girl is all grown up

oscarpiastri i’m so coquette, lana del rey vinyl

-> y/nnnn how do you even know that?

-> oscarpiastri not important

user56 it’s not considered a soft launch because she tagged him right?

oscarpiasri via instagram!

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oscarpiastri i swear it’s not photoshop, i’m actually dating an angel

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y/nnnn i hate you for using that last picture

-> oscarpiastri don’t lie you love meee

user15 okay now i see the appeal

user78 hot couple alert!

landonorris again? i’m going to be sick

-> oscarpiastri go cry about it

user16 oh i know the new album is about to be good

y/nnnn drivers lessons are coming soon right? x

[jo-com]

Oscar but with a very dear-like girlfriend (she's very shy, skittish and very rare to see on social media because she avoids the cameras like the plague)

🩰 ‧₊˚ ⋅* ‧₊ ୨ৎ ➛ Bambi

Oscar Piastri x Fem!reader

Summary: Based of the request☝🏻

Genre: Fluff and a little bit of SMAU

Fc: Kathryn Bernardo

Note: there are some grammar errors and i am sorry if i just answered this request now, i was finishing some of my og works in my draft soo i hope you enjoyed this!!.

✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ ➛ My Masterlist

─────── ─ ⊹⁺ 💋⋅˚₊𐙚 ─ ───────

The bustling city roared with excitement— the mix of music and chatters filled the lively streets. Within that, two friends were walking amongst the crowd when they suddenly spotted one particular driver that was walking at the side with a girl?

With nerves that fueled both their curiosity and joy, they slowly approached the couple with smiles that stretched across their faces.

One of them lightly tapping Oscar’s shoulder making the couple turn around to completely face the two. “Uhm hi, me and my friend saw you guys and were wondering to get a picture?”she spoke, some of her words came out stuttered.

Before answering, Oscar looked back at you— his eyes curling into questionable ones,”Is that alright with you my love?” He asked, his tone soft and gentle. Like he always have with you.

“Yeah baby it’s fine” you muttered, your voice barely audible, but was loud enough for him to hear.

Oscar knew how anxious and shy you get whenever there are others; it was a habit you developed when you were small that came with you throughout adulthood. Luckily you met a guy who was willingly patient for you to open up.

And you were forever grateful for that.

The two friends looked at awe at their relationship, their eyes shined with adoration, but their minds still processing the new found information.

It was never said or announced that Oscar had a girlfriend— she was also rarely seen in both the media and the paddock. So they were shock to see a girl that nestled close to his embrace.

Oscar coughed, getting the attention of the two, he smiled at them and answered back politely, “yeah sure, we can take a picture.”

The two girls squealed with happiness as they put out their phone and took one or two shots of pictures.

After that, the friends thanked them both and let them to enjoy the lively city.

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Randm_girlie OMFG JS MET THE OSCAR PIASTRI (I still can’t believe it)

Tagged; @M_Bff

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Username1 WAIT WHO IS HE WITH

Username2 wth who is she!?!!

Username3 Does @Mclaren know abt this!

Username4 EWWW WTF

Username5 I’ve not seen her in the paddock

Randm_girlie CHILL GUYS, it’s his gf and she’s very pretty in person💕

Username6 ohh gross

Username7 js like u??

Username8 WAIT I JUST SAW HER INSTA

Username9 damn that fast?

Username8 It’s @Just.yn but it’s private

Username16 saw them once, they’re perfect

Username17 SHES NICE ASF AND GETS VERY SHY I LOVE HER

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With that single picture— the two of you have been the talk of the social. People from his circle and friend group asked numerous times who you were and whether or not the rumors were true.

They were honestly begging for details.

“My baby is so famous”, Oscar joked, his hand sliding up to caress your cheeks.

You playfully rolled your eyes and pouted, “Not funny osc, you know how i hate attention.”

Oscar let out a few giggle and pinched your cheeks. “Too late baby, you’re just too adorable that people are so interested in you.”

“Should i be jealous?” He added, his face jokingly shifted into a shock.

You happily laughed back at his antics. The two of you sharing a laugh as you guys joked around some more.

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Oscarpiastri Compilation of me and her (this is the closest you will get to seeing her pictures)

Tagged; @Just.yn

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Username10 SHES SO PRETTY WHAT

Username11 R U GATEKEEPING HER SIR??

Oscarpiastri yes she’s mine forever

Username12 CAN SHE BE MINE

Oscarpiastri uhm no.

Username13 Admin come get ur boy

Landonorris No wonder you don’t hangout with me anymore🙁

Oscarpiastri she’s way better ngl

Username14 BRUTAL😭

Username15 WAIT SHE KINDA FINE

Oscarpiastri KINDA??? Girl please she’s hella fine

McLaren We need to teach you some selfcontrol☺️

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I hope i did it okay?? Idk it felt off🥹🥹

[fushigzri]

WHO HURT YOU?

MDNI, 18+, explicit content. babys first smut drabble kinda thing i’m nervy. i’ve been listening to way too much daniel caesar so this is what came out of it! sorry i’ll be back to my regular content, also sorry for disappearing :(

you were at a party, just trying to get your mind off things and snag a few free drinks. everyone was dancing on each other and drunkenly singing as you stood off to the side and watched with your girlfriends. one of them was updating the group about her situationship. your red solo cup was still full. you felt like you couldn’t even swallow. earlier in the week, you found out your boyfriend of six months was cheating on you. you hadn’t broken up with him just yet; you felt like you owed him something. you looked down at your buzzing phone to see three messages from him.

“i love you baby”

“be safe”

“i’ll see you tomorrow”

you clicked the side of your phone to turn it off, tuning back into the conversation your friends were having around you.

“don’t look, but yuuji itadori is coming up to us,” one of the girls said. which, of course, immediately made the whole group turn and look.

yuuji itadori was the ‘hotshot’ athlete, with huge muscles and flirtatious instincts. he had a smirk on his face as he watched your friends geek out over him.

“hey ladies, you all enjoying the party?” he asked, eyeing each one of you. you all nodded in response.

itadori chuckled a little and shifted his gaze toward you.

“good, good. well, i just wanted to come over here and let you know that my buddy over there thinks you’re cute. he was waaay too nervous to come over here on his own, but he wrote his name, number, and insta on this cup for you,” he said, shoving the cup into your hand.

you immediately recognized the name, and you felt your face get hot.

“＠megufushi, megumi, (638)-703-2691”

as yuuji walked away, your friends took the cup out of your hands and began inspecting it. you didn’t believe it for a second. you thought itadori was just joking around, with you and with him.

“girl, this is it! break up with your boyfriend and get with megumi!” one of your friends exclaimed.

you sighed and shook your head.

“i think this is a prank,” you replied, as one of your friends took a picture of the cup.

you didn’t think it was a prank because megumi was out of your league, you thought it was a prank because he hates your boyfriend.

fushiguro was an athlete as well, often admired for his mysteriousness. his hate for your boyfriend came about because your boyfriend used to pick on his sister.

you had no knowledge of this, your lying, cheating boyfriend had told you that fushiguro hated him out of pure jealousy, claiming he always picked up the girls he wanted.

you quietly excused yourself from your friends, slowly slipping away from the group.

you wandered outside to get some air, feeling overwhelmed by everything. you looked up at the sky, as if that might stop any tears from falling.

“you okay?” a familiar voice hummed, causing you to whip your body around. it was fushiguro.

your glossy eyes trailed up his body, he was taller than you remembered.

“no, no, i’m okay!” you responded quickly, your gaze shifting to the floor.

his expression was cold and unamused, but his voice was laced with worry.

“you sure? do you want a minute?” he asked, almost feeling sorry for showing up at such a bad time.

you nodded, hands covering your face as you began to sob into your palms.

“uhh… come with me, i’ll let you sit in my car for a few minutes,” he said, directing you toward it.

you didn’t object or even try to say no to the offer, just allowed him to try and comfort you.

after a few minutes of the two of you sitting quietly, with only the sound of your sniffling, he finally spoke.

“you wanna talk about it?” he asked, and you dryly chuckled.

you knew there wasn’t much to say.

“i don’t know. relationships suck,” you sighed, wiping your cheeks.

there it was again. that awkward silence.

you began reaching for the door handle, but suddenly the silence was broken.

“you’re still with that guy?” he questioned.

your eyes shifted to his. you nodded slowly, and a faint smile appeared on his lips.

“sorry for, uh, not coming up to you. i know it was kind of weird having yuuji tell you i was interested. i also thought you were single, so…”

he began rambling, but you weren’t listening to any of it. your eyes were trained on his beautiful features, his glowy skin in the dark lighting from the tinted windows, his jet black hair messily styled, his pink wet lips.

you hummed in response to all the stuff he was saying, although you heard none of it.

“well, i don’t think i’ll be with him for too much longer, since ... he cheated on me.” you hesitated, trying not to get emotional again. you felt a big hand on your shoulder, thumb rubbing circles into your skin, he can’t help but to touch.

something about his soft hands comforting caused heat to grow in between your thighs.

gosh were you ovulating?

“i’m sorry, is there any way i can help?” he asked, smooth hand traveling down to your back. the answer you had to the question seemed rather inappropriate. you nodded, which was bold of you, your eyes shifting to his lips. the both of you slowly inching closer to each other and suddenly his lips crashed into yours.

his hand found the back of your neck. as the two of you made out, the windows became foggy.

you needed more. you climbed over his center console and into his lap. he reclined his seat as you straddled him. you felt his erection through your clothes, even that was enough to have whine fall from your lips.

you grinded down as your mouths met again. he hissed, he loves it when you move like that, grabbing your waist to control your body.

he tilted your head slightly back, kissing your jawline towards your ears, he licked behind your ear causing you to gasp. “megumi—”, you whispered breathlessly, as he traveled to your neck. at this point your boyfriend wasn’t even a thought in your mind.

“i want you to feel good, i want you to forget about everything that’s hurting you, i want you.” he said, voice low as he positioned himself on top of you, pushing the seat as far as it could go. “scoot up.” you were practically in the backseat at this point while still laying back on the seat. he kissed your stomach, folding your top up as he made his way towards your jeans. you couldn’t wait any longer, you hurriedly unbuttoned them and he pulled them off. your panties were soaked. you make him feel so primal.

he pulled your underwear off, and began kissing up your thigh.

“what do you want me to do?” he asked, head in between your thighs. “i-i want you to make me feel good”, you stammered out as his hand found your waist, giving it a slight squeeze.

“how do you want me to make you feel good?” he was just teasing you at this point. wanting you to feel filthy for letting him do this to you with your boyfriend waiting for you at home.

“fuck— i want you to eat me out,” you whined and he licked your clit and your body shuddered. he swirled his tongue all around as you cried out his name. your moans growing louder, and louder as tongue fucked you.

your hands reached for his hair causing him to groan against your cunt, the vibrations from his voice sending a wave of pleasure of your body. “i-i’m close”, you stuttered as he picked up his pace, devouring you like you were his last meal.

within the matter of seconds you had came, legs trembling, and moans being tore from your throat. “you made a mess in my car”, fushiguro teased, you were still trying to catch your breath. you breathlessly giggled, muttering out an apology.

“you feel better now? i’m sure your not used to finishing” he said with a small smirk. you hated that he was right.

your boyfriend finally got what you owed him. later that night, you’d send him a long break-up text. no more loving these hoes.

[rene-darling]

Listen I saw this fanart and now I had an idea. So like sub!Idol Xiao x dom reader (fem prefered but u can choose) and so basically Xiao's taking some mirror selfies for his social media in this outfit and yk like showing off those lacy panties (like they're pulled up, but he still has his jeans on) and like reader (their partnwrcomes home and sees him doing that. So they like sneak up behind him and hug him from behind. Like he becomes all flustered all of the sudden and readers like:"Oh so you're showing this to millions of people, but get embarassed when I see it?" What happens afterwards is up to u lmao

IDOL!- Xiao x reader

OML THIS IS SO- HOT. I love this concept. I'm drooling.

Possessive reader! A lil toxic I guess, but it's pretty tame.

Also! The readers gender nor pronouns are not mentioned anywhere, so feel free to assume. And if they are please feel free to tell me!

Talk to me on insta [r3xni3]😞🙏

...Xiao...

He's been at it for hours. Different angles, different poses- all to get a good photo of himself flaunting his panties and the tight straps attached to them on his waist,

They hug his body so tightly pushing at his skin, if they move even a little bit you'd definitely see the red marks under them, they push up against his skin, it hurts but, he's doing it cause his agency asked him.

"mhm..." Groans leaving his throat, the photos- they're just not good enough. Scrolling through the endless amounts of them that he took, finally landing on one that pleases him.

He decides to shoot it one more time, same angle and stuff, just better lighting. He wants to show off his toned body as much as possible. And as he does this, it- quite frankly skips his mind that he has a loving partner returning from work soon. And that soon happens to be around- now.

"Ah-!" His body freezes up. Goosebumps trace along his skin- god your hands are cold. His eyes flash down, seeing as your hands slowly trace down the side of his waist, fidgeting with the straps they came across, grabbing one and pulling it away from his body only to watch in amusement as it snaps back in place once you let go,

He reaches out to grab your hand instinctively, mewling- until you finally reach, and play with the hem of his panties.

"y/n- s-...mh, stop." He tries sounding serious, but he curses at how squeaky and pitched his voice came out.

"hm..? What's the problem darl', you can show off your panties to millions of people, but you're getting embarrassed when I see? Hmpf, I'm one of your fans too y'know?."

"i-its not the same-" he's stammering over his words "y/n- hah..-" slipping your hands in between them, but not quite touching him just yet, simply tracing the sides of his hip "and how so..? I'm your biggest fan, shouldn't I get a reward for that. I deserve more than a picture. Don't'cha think?"

Tracing down the side of his hip, he can feel your eyes peering over his shoulder, watching him. His every movement, his every shudder. And the way his panties start bulging in a specific area

"y/n-" his voice is cut off by his own whine. You're so mean, suddenly jerking his cock, tapping its tip just for your own amusement. "Aw- darlin that was too cute!..do that again? Hm? For me?..you take so many photos for those stupid fans of yours, you can make that cute sound for me again can't you..?"

Huffing, he's leaning back into your body. His head falling back with each increase in movement, resting it on your shoulder, whining back into your ear. "Hah- you- you're so mean..!"

It's not your fault he's decided to make you jealous. Seriously, why the hell should he post his body for all his perverted fans to see.

Picking up his phone and pressing record on it, angling it right at his face. "Look here baby, I'm sure your perverted fans would love to see their favorite lil idol losing his head over a few touches." His eyes widen in shock "n-no..!"

He tries grabbing the phone, but to no avail. You pull it further, and jerk his lil dick harder, he stumbles, falling forward before you grab his waist pulling him back into you, he's leaning his whole body weight against you, he just hopes you won't let go.

Snickering to yourself you decide to stop recording, and go into the photos, clicking on the video you just took, you bring it to his ears and make him listen "Aw- darling don't you just sound so cute when you're desperate."

That's when it all spills. A shameful feeling, and an ever more shame worthy whine leave him as he comes all in his lacy little panties, getting them all dirty.

His legs collapse completely as you're forced to pick him up off the floor, not that you mind.

Resting him on the bed, letting him catch his breath, you take a hold of his phone and- delete every photo he took showing off those panties.

Scoffing you throw his phone down next to him and crash onto the bed right near him, wrapping your hands around his pretty waist you hear him huff. "You got them dirty..." He could only mumble under his breath.

"I'll buy you some new ones, on one condition." Turning his head around with a slightly amused expression on his breathless face "and..that is...?"

"you can only take those photos for me. I get to see them. No one else."

[sargeteen]

𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 ! ˡˢ²

it’s all my love, you got all my love ✮⋆˙

𝒍ogan sargeant x 𝒅river!male reader synopsis: reader is the second driver to max verstappen, and rightfully so as max is a 4 time wdc. but, then comes miami 2025. reader hasn't had a good season so far, but the second he brings his dropped boyfriend, everything turns around.

genre: smau, fluff, chaotic humor at times warnings: speak of logan being dropped, reader takes yuki’s spot @ redbull, reader isn’t american, reader loves his pop/rap girlies

requested? nope author’s note: i missed yall sm! this was written and set up before my rebrand, so don't mind the old layout 😭😭 also this is kind of messy but uh...ueah who gaf

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📍 miami, florida ♫ nissan altima 🅴 • doechii

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youruser wuz gud miami

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userone wait…logans in miami with y/n?????

usertwo NOBODY PANIC LOGANS IN MIAMI

userthree MIAMIIIIIIIII WOOOO

logansargeant bwoah 😍😍 ⤷ youruser hi sexylicious

logansargeant who’s that tall drink of water in the first pic???? ⤷ youruser oh shhh making my blush n shit

logansargeant please have my children ⤷ youruser WOAHH DOWN BOY DOWNN 😏😏 ⤷ oscarpiastri take your freak somewhere else ⤷ logansargeant take yourself out of my bfs comments

userfour are you officially an uncle now ⤷ youruser you talkin about my lovely niece verstappen that’s going to be born this week? then yes, i’m gonna be an uncle, and the best uncle too

userfive y/n i need more logan content in miami

usersix AWOOGAAA BOOM SHAKALAKA YES GODDDD YES GODDDD

userseven y/n is my religion

maxverstappen1 stop posting yourself shirtless, y/n. nobody wants to see that. ⤷ youruser just say you’re jealous of my 20 pack max, nobody will judge you 😘 ⤷ maxverstappen1 i’m jealous of the person i was before i saw this picture ⤷ usereight I DO MAX. I WANT TO SEE THAT. ⤷ usernine who is “nobody” 😵‍💫😵‍💫

userten if logan goes to the gp i think i’ll pass away

♫ will smith • miami

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redbullracing guess who we found in miami 👀???

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usereleven never thought i’d live to see the day where logan sargeant wears a red bull racing shirt…

usertwelve OH MY GODDDD LOGANNN signs of life

youruser THE IT COUPLE OF F1! ⤷ logansargeant i know that’s right 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

userthirteen last time logan was at an formula 1 race, he was driving, and that was his last ever race. ⤷ userfourteen ho did you just shoot me 2 times

logansargeant manifesting an y/n pole and win in the homeland ⤷ youruser i’m not from the states 😭?? ⤷ logansargeant yeah but i am so homeland win ⤷ youruser stop trying to propose on insta ⤷ logansargeant let me be y/n 😕💔

userfifteen gay people in miami, be careful out there ..

usersixteen i’m actually crying i love them so much

userseventeen the fact that both max and y/n refuse to wear anything but the team kit on race days ⤷ youruser god forbid a man doesn’t know how to dress 😕💔

usereighteen logan is wearing one of y/n’s shirts and idk what to do with that information..

maxverstappen1 when’s the wedding ⤷ youruser someone’s gotta propose first ⤷ logansargeant do you want to be sar on the timesheets or keep with l/n ? ⤷ maxverstappen1 i didn’t mean under my comment.

usernineteen CANT BELIEVE THAT LOGAN IS BACK AT A FORMULA ONE RACE THIS IS INSANE

usertwenty WHY IS NOBODY ELSE LIKE FUCKING FREAKING OUT ABOUT LOGAN BEING AT MIAMI HELLO??????

♫ go to town 🅴 • doja cat

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youruser lemme see you go to town...we love you miami

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logansargeant IF YOU DOWN BOY REAL DOWN ⤷ youruser LEMME SEE YOU GO TO TOWN!!

usertwentyone love how the internet is freaking out about logan sargeant being in the paddock yesterday for fp1, and here y/n and logan are just living their lives 😭😭

logansargeant the music i listen for you babe ⤷ youruser be honest, you love my music, love ⤷ logansargeant i can't, my reputation ⤷ youruser god forbid a white guy catches a vibe 💔💔

usertwentytwo i need y/n's playlist please 😭😭 ⤷ youruser here you go; open.spotify.com/playlist/2huh... ⤷ usertwentytwo UOU'RE A GODSEND

usertwentythree Y/N L/N MIAMI POLE! Y/N L/N MIAMI WIN!

maxverstappen1 how did you even get up there ⤷ youruser i'm a slippery fellow ⤷ maxverstappen1 yeah so...no thank you ⤷ youruser i just know how to climb...😉 ⤷ maxverstappen1 EW WHAT THE FUCK

usertwentyfour y/n was born to give max heart attacks

usertwentyfive CAN'T BELIVE YALL ARE IN MIAMI TOGETHER

usertwentysix like it was lowkey expected since yall are dating but like i was still shocked to see logan wearing a RED BULL RACING TEAM KIT

oscarpiastri i almost threw up. never going on a boat that y/n is driving again. ⤷ youruser you just hate fun ⤷ oscarpiastri i would actually rather have you alive so then logan isn't crying and complaining in my dms about how much he misses you ⤷ youruser he already does that during rawe ceek ⤷ logansargeant ok wtf we outing me for. WHAT YOU SAYING FUCK ME FOR?????

charles_leclerc the l/n-sargeant boat party was so much fun! please tell me we are doing these until 2041 👴🏻❤️ ⤷ youruser CHARLESSS LMFAOOO yes we're doing them until we're 80 ❤️❤️ ⤷ charles_leclerc we're gonna kill it on the dance floor with our dentures ⤷ kimiantonelli old asses ⤷ youruser KIMI YOU'RE A KID YOU CANT SWEAR

usertwentyseven y/ns comments are always chaotic

usertwentyeight love you forever y/n and logan!

usertwentynine do yall need a third? ⤷ youruser i'll keep in touch

userthirty BOAF!

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f1 Y/N L/N TAKES POLE IN MIAMI!!!!

what a performance from y/n after performing out of points for the first 5 races of the season!

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userthirtyone OH THATS MY GOAT RIGHT THERE

userthirtytwo he finally realized how to drive a red bull ⤷ userthirtythree this shouldn't be funny

logansargeant ready for that y/n sweep... ⤷ youruser you're going to jinx me, loges ⤷ logansargeant i could never jinx you, babe

userthirtyfour ok call me crazy...y/n hasn't been performing well at all this season, but then the second his bf shows up to a race he's getting above p8 for all practice sessions and then gets pole in quali? oh this man is so down bad it's crazy ⤷ userthirtyfive just another gay man who wants to perform well for his bf he aint special open your eyes to the land of landoscar ⤷ userthirtysix please delete the people are asking for you to delete

userthirtyseven i wonder what oscar's reaction was to seeing logan back in the paddock

redbullracing and that's how we do it here at red bull ⤷ userthirtyeight after messing up the first 5 races? ⤷ userthirtynine just fire horner atp

userfourty GOD BLESS AMERICA I LOVE MY AMERICAN DRIVER ⤷ userfourtyone he ain't american? ⤷ userfourty yeah but his bf is so that makes him american by proxy and i need my american rep back in the f1 paddock ⤷ userfourtyone can't even argue with you here

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f1 Y/N TAKES THE MIAMI GRAND PRIX, HIS FIRST EVER FORMULA 1 WIN! 🥇

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userfourtytwo MY GOAT THATS MY DRIVER I LOVE YOU

userfourtythree sorry for ever doubting you y/n...

logansargeant A HEATER 🔥🔥🔥 ⤷ youruser oh please shut your mouth, respectfully

logansargeant now i'm not saying that this is all because of me...but i think i might have something to do with this ⤷ youruser please dont go around bragging...

logansargeant THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND!!! ⤷ userfourtyfour don't worry logan...nobody is taking him from you ⤷ userfourtyfive i am... ⤷ logansargeant no you aren't

userfourtysix thank god i'm so happy for him he really deserves this win oh my god i love u

userfourtyseven WOMP WOMP WHO GAF ⤷ logansargeant ME! I GAF! I DO GAF!

logansargeant look at my sexy boyfriend

userfourtyeight i need a bf like logan fr

userfourtynine THAT WORLD DRIVERS CHAMPIONSHIP IS NEXT

userfifty OH MY GOATTTTTT

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logansargeant BOOM SHAKALAKA MY BOYFRIEND IS A GRAND PRIX WINNER!!!

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youruser and my boyfriend is the boyfriend of a grand prix winner ⤷ logansargeant i kind of like this wag business

userfiftyone your boyfriend is a SLUT ⤷ logansargeant that is also true ⤷ youruser how am i supposed to argue that?

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[aurorawritestoescape]

GOOD MORNING TEXT

Tommy Miller x f!reader || 620 words

Bad Blood blurb, inspired by Gabe’s insta photo. Can be read alone if the pic makes you horny.

Tw: +18, mdni, smut, ex step-cest lol, age gap (reader’s at college, Tommy’s in his mid-40s), established relationship, daddy kink, everyone is horny, f!masturbation, mention of m!masturbation, public (not caught). Reader has hair.

A/n: this is for my stepdad Tommy girlies (gn). Also for me, as I’m trying to get back into Bad Blood groove. Hope more will come. Love y’all!💞 Not beta-ed. Dividers by @/saradika-graphics

Bad Blood Series || MASTERLIST

You’re in your dorm room, sleeping off a party from last night, when a buzz wakes you up. You flutter your eyes open, grab your phone with a grunt and see a text from your ex-stepdad Tommy, now your boyfriend.

Good morning sweetheart💞☀️😘

You smile and then your breath hitches.

“Fuckkkk meeee..”

You stare at the picture attached to this sweet innocent message — Tommy’s mirror selfie from the gym. He’s wearing a loose tank top that barely covers anything, tight black sweats that accentuate his perky ass and big bulge, a backward cap over his wet curls. Your hungry eyes slide over his exposed chest, broad and strong, his big arms, the muscles bulging as he’s flexing them. He’s smiling proudly, definitely aware of what this picture is going to do to you.

And he’s right. You’re wearing only Tommy’s old tee and your naked pussy purrs at the sight. You gush and press your thighs together, getting some relief. No one can make you horny as fast as him. Well, maybe except your ex step uncle Joel, but right now you can’t think about anyone else but your boyfriend. You desperately need him.

You check yourself in the camera of your phone, wipe the maraca under your eyes with your thumb, quickly fix your disheveled hair and Facetime him.

“Daddyyyyy,” you whine as soon as Tommy picks up.

“What is it, babygirl?”

His warm smile makes you melt and your heart starts beating faster, when Tommy appears on your screen. You see that he’s still at the gym, listening to you through his earbuds.

You pout at him and whine,

“You’re so cruel…. Sending me that?”

“What?” he chuckles, feigning innocence. His velvet voice caresses your ears even through the speaker and you stare at him with heart eyes for a few moments before talking again,

“Your selfie. You’re so hot, daddy. Your arms are huge… and your ass..ahhh.. You got me all hornyyyy..”

He laughs quietly, glancing around, and tilts his head, watching you on his screen.

“Is that so?“

“Yeah…” You change the angle of your phone a little so he could see your hard nipples poking his old t-shirt.

Tommy licks his lower lip and his eyes darken as you keep purring,

“I’m all alone in bed… and so wet.”

You show him how you’re kneading your breast over the fabric and moan, slowly gliding your hand down to your pussy.

Tommy swallows hard and groans,

“What are you doing there, sweetie?”

“What do you think I’m doing?“ You tease him and bite your lip.

He doesn’t see your fingers slide through your slicked up folds but he hears your needy moan, sees your mouth open in pleasure.

His voice is low now, strained with lust.

“Damn… wish I was there …I’d fuck you so hard.”

“I know you would, daddy. But what am I to do now? Without you?”

You bat your lashes at him, your blown out eyes staring up at him with fake innocence.

Tommy gets up and starts walking, not tearing his eyes from you on the screen.

“Take care of your little pussy, babygirl… and let me watch.”

“Really? You wanna watch me fuck myself? Aren’t you at the gym now?”

“Yeah… Going to the bathroom.”

You see his strong pecks rise and fall fast as he’s hurrying there, desperate to deal with his boner.

”Ohh, you gonna jerk off in a stall, daddy? That’s naughty,” you giggle and whimper at the same time, your index finger swirling over your slicked up clit.

“Yeah, baby.”

You take a sharp breath and purr,

“I’ll show you my pussy if you show me how you pump your cock for me, daddy. ‘k?“

“Yes, sweetheart. Anything for you.”

Thank you for reading! Comments and reblogs are greatly appreciated!

Bad Blood Series || MASTERLIST

Tag list for the series: @milla-frenchy @iamasaddie @koshkaj-blog @survivingandenduring @nana90azevedo @mermaidgirl30 @oldenoughtoknowbettersstuff @obscurexsorrows @tammythr @ratoonstown @anama-cara @pedge-page @huskyfox5 @ashleyfilm @stevie75 @untamedheart81 @puduvallee @theoraekenslover @eloquent-dreamer @ashhlsstuff @evolnoomym @pinkiec6-rubi @guelyury

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[jjennuine]

hi jennation, i know this post is very unexpected but it’s very necessary because we need a way for this to stop. a certain tumblr account has been going around harassing, hurting multiple people for around a year now. she has been under four identities from what me and a few other people know. ivy, lilou, lola, and gemma. you might recognize some of those names, and yes, they are all the same person. here are all of the details coming from one of the people she has hurt.

for starters, i had a mutual around july 2024–we were really close, and her name was lilou this time. used to be @ fleurhoons before she deactivated. she had done multiple things, gaslight me into making her most of her themes, headers, and layouts, with no credit to me whatsoever and i blindly let her use me for her themes just because she couldn’t do it herself. i have also given her my pinterest board for themes, even when i didn’t want to. and i have also made her tags during when she was @ fleurhoons .i have screenshot proof for most of the things she has done, and it’s linked here here and here.

she has said passive aggressive things to other mutuals i had been close with, and has admitted that she was obsessed with me, it threw me off, yet i still stayed. she would be creepily possessive, she would argue with me whenever i’d post someone else on my story or note on instagram for example. she would get angry if i didn’t do what she wanted, like for example, give her all my attention. she had lovebombed me, manipulated me, gaslighted me, and took advantage of me. she pressured me to do things i never wanted to do, she made me lose people i loved, she compared me to people when i didn’t do what she wanted, she drained all the energy out of me, and i don’t want her to continue going under so many identities hurting more and more people.

she had lied about multiple things, she lied about being korean and japanese as ivy, lied about being french and japanese as lilou, and i’m not surprised if she’s lying about being spanish as lola. she had always been controlling, and would make the excuse that she has bpd when she’d hurt me. she would text me from other accounts, multiple times telling me to unblock her, talked shit about me to other people, and that really hurt. but after a while, lilou deactivated her account.

when lola aka @ calabaeri came into the picture, she was really comfortable with me, oddly comfortable, and that made me suspicious, i thought i was crazy, but she was so familiar.

but as time passed knowing her, i knew she was lilou. her texting style, her voice messages, the way she would hurt me, the way she was fucking me up, it all felt too familiar. she was lilou, and so many people had noticed. as i talked to “lola” more, she kept doing the same things as what lilou did to me. be controlling, lying to me, manipulating me, multiple things that was all too familiar with lilou. i started distancing myself, but she would notice, it was overbearing. she would lovebomb multiple people, hurt them, and replace them.

she would cause unnecessary fights all the time, she’d get upset when i would get close with anyone else, shade them, insult me, all at the same time. when i finally blocked lola, she would go on a different account to stalk both my insta and tumblr, and admitted that to me. i blindly gave her another chance, and she admitted to creepy obsessive things that was scary to hear. she got high, went to me, and while she was sobering up she admitted that she had a weird obsession with me, a crush? on me, and that creeped me out. i wouldn’t explain it as a romantic crush, but i don’t even know how to explain what she was saying to me. and in the end? i don’t even know if she truly high or not. i blocked lola again, and she begged me not to, but it was scary. she talked shit about me to other people after that, she would be petty when i had access to her account still, it was weird, creepy.

and about @ oescil. that’s lola, and i don’t even know if her mutuals know it’s her.

my intention is not to stur drama, not at all, i’ve been silent about this for months, but i’m here because she’s hurting other people, she’s under multiple identities, and no matter who she is, she’s lying and finds a way to come to me again. be cautious of who you are talking to, because at the end they are people behind screens, capable of anything really, sorry for this really long rant post but it had to be done, thank you listening, and be careful.

@okwonyo @manariee @flwrstqr @wonio @tzyunaes @yintual @yuons @isoobie @amouriu @saemisic @dolliquettena @jiwuu @koiiqqqq @chuhees @callikari @chrrific @fleuryns @bywons @boyfhee tagging mutuals for awareness.

[simplyseveredslut]

instagram feeds - mgg x snl cast member gf ⭐️

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hey guyss so this is not the promised piece because im still working hard and hardly working BUT i am happy with this sort of trailer for concept 😌

all pictures are taken from Pinterest but collages made by me !

instagram feed concept entirely inspired by @gibson-g1rl i love your insta aus 💗💗

hope you enjoy and i cannottt wait to get the full works out xx

y/ny/l/nforreal

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y/ny/l/nforreal not a moment of peace in this office @snl

marcellohdz: who is that dashing gentleman in the first pic

—> y/ny/l/nforreal: @marcellohdz idk I think it’s Colin Jost?

longfellow_michael: YOU are the reason there’s no peace.

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—> egonwodim: longfellow_michael disrespect my baby one more time. 😡

martinherlihy: Hey so I think you put the wrong selfie because I’m not in that one lol 😂😂

—> y/ny/l/nforreal: Noo i dont fink so

criminalmindsfanatic: MATTHEW LIKED???

—> hotchqueen4: HELLO??

—>mggrumple: THR FRIENDSHIP WE NEVER KNEW WE NEEDED

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mggupdates

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mggupdates: Matthew with mystery girl in New York City, rumored to be comedian and SNL cast member y/n y/l/n

y/nfan: YUPPP THOSE ARE HER NAILS AND SHE HAS THAT RING!!!

—> unknown9495: @y/nfan I noticed that too!!

mggy/nfanclub: someone posted that they saw them it’s def her!!!

—>user63: @mggy/nfanclub pls tag me omg

movieluvr: livinggg for this friendship/relationship 😫

—> girlpwr88: @movieluvr46 i want him so bad

—> prncsspch: @girlpwr88 him?? I want HER

spencerreidswife: we lost him guys 💔

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y/ny/l/nforreal

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y/ny/l/nforreal recently in nyc

marcellohdz: sonny ANGEL 💜

—>y/ny/l/nforreal: @marcellohdz you need to be stopped

gublergram: rubber duck

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—> randomuser281: @gublergram MGG WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??

—> whore4spencerreid: @gublergram HUH??

—> mggstan: @gublergram oh they for suree dating

—> spencerreid2005: @mggstan they could also just be good friends??

—> emilyprentissfan0: @randomuser281 someone PLEASE tell me if they’re dating

janewickline: coffee dates with my wife >>>

—> y/ny/l/nforreal: @janewickline marry me.

—> janewickline: @y/ny/l/nforreal I do. 💍

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y/ny/l/nforreal

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y/ny/l/nforreal my friend wrote a book and it is quite nice. now he’s giving free copies out on his book tour which is why he’s broke anyways go read 💚

gublergram: thank you y/n this is the best publicity I’ve ever recieved!

—> y/ny/l/nforreal: @gublergram sure thing do you need a money loan too

—>yourbsfuser: @y/ny/l/nforreal Y/N 😭😭😭

—>spencerreidwhore: she ends him every day and I love to see it

y/nfancentral23: BROKE SHE CAME FOR HIM BYEEE

user18834: FRIEND?? we were all ROOTING for you 💔💔

randomuser: can we talk about how cute it is that she’s promoting his book 🥹🥹

—>matthewy/nshipper: @randomuser890 IK I love them so bad 😭

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gublergram

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gublergram you make me laugh every day. maybe it’s because you’re a comedian im not sure happy birthday 😊

y/ny/l/nforreal: wow thanks get rid of these pictures

—>gublergram: @y/ny/l/nforreal no

cmaddict: he’s def so in love with her omg

—> snlbiggestfan: @cmaddict1 I meannn who wouldn’t be

—>randomuser: THE it couple I love them so bad

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gublergram

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gublergram bet you didn’t know y/n is also a professional makeup artist. i look spookier than ever @y/ny/l/nforreal

y/ny/l/nforreal: I just screamed

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cmfan3747: stoppp she’s doing his gublerween makeup now 🥹🥹

—> hater123 @cmfan3747 she’s almost 20 years younger than him. mad weird

—>yourshipnamestan @hater123 so they’re both adults hope this helps! ❤️

y/nfandom45: when is it my turn for a relationship like theirs 💔💔

—>user284: real asf 😖

—>troller293: so you want an inappropriate relationship with an inappropriate age gap?

—>user48: bro shut up

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y/ny/l/nforreal

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y/ny/l/nforreal it appears your smile has always been contagious. happy birthday old man

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gublergram: old man? i retract my previous comment.

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bsfsusername: THE LAST PIC HELLO

—> y/ny/l/nforreal: @yourbestfriendsuser the og hitch hiking ant

marcellohdz: gross ushy gushy caption delete this

—> y/ny/l/nforreal: @marcellohdz I still love you!

—> marcellohdz: @y/ny/l/nforreal better. 😊

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for the lando au, can we get an insta au where y/n posts a bunch of pictures to prove that they are still together because there are rumors they broke up and that lando is seeing someone else. thank you!

*I don't own any of these photos they are from Pinterest

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@.F1.Tea LANDO NORRIS SINGLE, Hear it here first: Lando Norris is single, rumors have been going that Lando Norris and his long-time girlfriend Y/n Hughes have broken up, sources say they saw him getting handsy with another girl in Monaco

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@.PitStopQueen Y/N and Lando breaking up? This feels unreal… I’m actually so sad about this.

@.F1hasmyheart He’s single now?!? Omg, dreams do come true

@.Landofan OMG Lando is finally single? 👀👀 manifesting my shot

@.User2 Y/N and Lando breaking up feels like my parents divorcing. 🥲

→@.user no same because I'm sitting here crying hoping its a prank

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@.Y/n_hughes they could never tear us apart

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@.f1fangirl101 Ugh, I wish the breakup rumors were true. Lando deserves better.

@.hockeygirl23 She’s not even that great. Lando deserves better.

→@.jackhughes If you’re going to be disrespectful, don’t follow my sister. Simple as that

@.teambreakup: Sometimes rumors should stay real. Sorry, not sorry.

@.trevorzegras Love you both, Y/N and Lando.

@.Y/n&landoship Yesss! My favorite couple is still going strong. ❤️

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@.norrisnation: Finally, the confirmation we needed! Lando and Y/N are the power couple we deserve. 💪🏎️

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@.saltyanonymous Bet this was just damage control. We all know it’s not real

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@.Landonorris To my dearest @.Y/n_hughes, I love you so much, thank you for supporting me, I will go to the moon and back for you just to see your beautiful smile, there is no other girl for me, you're beyond perfect. To anyone who sends her hate, consider this your warning, if you keep sending hate, I will block you

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@.puckfan101 Haters just can’t handle how perfect you two are. Don’t let them get to you.

@.Quinnhughes Appreciate you standing up for my sister. We’ve got her back, too.

@.f1andhockeylove Protecting your girl like the king you are 👑. We stan Lando and Y/N forever!

@.McLaren Lando is an icon, he's a legend and he is the moment

→@.jackhughes y/n get off the McLaren account

→@.Y/n_hughes I don't know what you're talking about

@.lhughes_06 This is cute but also gross

@.Y/n_hughes Lando, I will forever and always love you

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I'm Not Pretty

Simon 'Ghost' Riley x Reader

You posted a new picture to your Instagram. Nothing crazy, just a sweet little photo of the dress you bought at a boutique earlier that day. What you didn't know was that your ex's new girlfriend was stalking your page. Sitting around with her friends practically tearing you apart because you were the girl your ex couldn't quite get over. Especially when one of his friends would slip up and ask about you instead of her. Is it safe to say she was bitter? Yes.

The night started out simple enough. You were sitting on the couch next to your new, loving boyfriend Simon. You were scrolling on your phone while he watched a Manchester United game on the TV. Your phone dinged with a notification that someone liked a post on your Insta. You looked to see who it was and you looked puzzled at the profile. Why the hell did your ex's new girl like a picture you posted back in 2016? You just brushed it off as petty internet stalking. Wasn't affecting you, so why bother?

Then came the DM's. Not just from this girl, but from her suspected friends as well. Awful, vile messages flooded your inbox...and you read every single one. You never even met this girl or her circle, but they had a lot to say about you. One message stuck out though, it was from her that read:

"Good luck finding a man that'll put up with your ugly ass. You peaked in high school grow tf up. I would rather be caught dead than be seen in the outfits you post. You have no fashion sense and you're not pretty in the slightest."

You paused, sighed, and turned your phone off. Meanwhile Simon was watching you the whole time. How your body tensed the second he heard the notification go off. He seen how your face contorted from confusion to being straight up offended. But he also seen your eyes gloss over like you were on the brink of tears. He didn't say a word when you got up and left your phone on the couch, but he did grab it and turned it back on. He went through it trying to find what had you upset, and then he saw the messages. His chest tightened reading every. Last. One. He grumblss as he gets up and goes to the bedroom. He stops in the doorway and sees you cyrled up on the bed in tears.

You never liked it when Simon sees you cry, but he was ao quiet you barely noticed he was there. That was until you felt the bed sink underneath his weight as he sat beside you rubbing your back.

"Don't let'em get to you love. They not worth your tears." Simon was never good with words, but he always got to the point.

"B-but they were....s-so..m-mean." You said through your sobs.

"None of that babe. You're always pretty to me, gorgeous even. You always know how to catch my eye even in the most boring situations. I love you darlin', and nothing is gonna change that." He said as he laid down next to you. The rest of the night was spent in each other's arms until Simon asked. "Do you really think you peaked in high school?" You giggled at his question before replying with a simple, "Yeah right."