#also it was an excuse to talk about trains:)
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mma!bakugo who just so happens to train at the gym that you part-time at on the weekends (front desk stuff, bookkeeping, etc) and has always been a bit scary from afar bc he's got this constant scowl as if he's got a bone to pick with just about anyone and anything who crosses his path, but his coach (also ur boss) assures you that he's a big softie once you get to know him. you tell him in no uncertain terms that you think you're good, thanks.
mma!bakugo who's always the first one in and the last one out on your shifts, who's got shit manners but always holds the door open for you and sometimes you swear you can catch him watching you as you go about cleaning some of the equipment but goes tomato red whenever you catch him in the act and immediately yeets off to work on drills for about half an hour before he'll glance at you again.
mma!bakugo who doesn't know how good he looks when he's wiping sweat from his chin or chugging water from his massive 2-liter water bottle, a trickle of cold water dripping down his chin to run down his neck, his adam's apple bobbing as he gulps down the water, smacking his lips as he wipes his mouth on the back of his bandaged hand; doesn't notice the way that every girl (and a lot of the guys tbh) are staring at him, but he'll glance towards where he saw you last, standing helping a new guy sign up for the gym membership, smiling and laughing, and he knows it's what you're supposed to do but it doesn't stop the way his gut twists or the way he goes way too hard at the punching bag, hard enough for his coach to hike an eyebrow and ask what's gotten into him today? it's not like him to "lose control" like this
mma!bakugo who never calls you by your name where other ppl can hear, always says like "hey sweetcheeks, can you hand me a water?" or "dollface, can you do me a favor?" and you'd always roll your eyes and remind him that "that's not my name, bakugou-kun," even as you're doing whatever thing he asked for anyway.
mma!bakugo who keeps quiet and watches when a guy tries to hit on you (unsuccessfully) bc he knows you can handle yourself, but the moment the guy reaches out to try and put hands on you, he's on his feet, stalking across the gym to shove his way between the pair of you like "oi. she ain't interested." and by now, everyone's gone quiet, their eyes trained on him and the guy and you; the guy sizes bakugou up, puffing out his chest for a second, but the next, he seems to notice the thick cords of muscles braiding down bakugou's arms, the expertly wrapped knuckles on both his hands, and he puts two and two together fast enough to know that this really isn't a fight he should be picking.
so he scoffs and makes as if he weren't ever really that interested anyway, turning around and muttering beneath his breath that you weren't even that pretty to begin with.
"thanks," you say, but bakugo just frowns and cocks his head.
"don't let anyone talk to you like that, got it?" and there's still that signature grit to his voice, the sharpness to his eyes, but something about it is different today -- it's ever so slightly softer than he usually is. he opens his mouth like he's about to say something more but pauses at the last second and turns around, shoulders a little hunched, and you could swear you can see the tips of his ears go red.
mma!bakugo who, after you get him an omamori from a shrine visit that says "certain victory", can only stare down at his, mouth open, a lil speechless, until he looks up to find you blushing just as hard as he is, purses his lips, clears his throat and glances off towards the side, tucking the charm into his training shorts like "thanks. now i've really got no excuse huh."
mma!bakugo who when he wins (as you knew he would), throws up his hand, the charm you gave him clutched in his palm, catches your eye in the crowd, smirks and jerks his head; when you squeeze your way up to the barrier, he boops your nose with a gloved hand before tugging it off with his teeth, letting it drop to the ground, bending down so his eyes are level with yours, his chest still heaving, his skin flushed from the recent fight, there's a cut on his lip and a bruise blossoming high on his right cheek but neither of you seem to care -- all he can see is you.
he tugs on a loose strand of hair, cocks his head, you smile and glance at the omamori clutched in his hand and say, "guess the lucky charm really worked."
mma!bakugo who hikes an eyebrow at your words before his eyes track down to your lips and he sighs, leaning against the soft barriers, not caring that there are just about seven different cameras trained on the pair of you right now, runs a finger down your jawline till he can tip your chin back --
"or..." his voice is just a little hoarse, his normally bright eyes dark, his pupils nearly completely blown out, a total eclipse of the usual ruby red of his gaze --
"maybe my lucky charm is just you."
#⛈ monsoon season#bnha x reader#mha x reader#bakugou x reader#bakugou katsuki#bakugo x reader#bakugo fluff#bakugou fluff#i saw ONE clip of that japanese mma fighter and it was all fucking over for me listne i#gezuz christ LOL
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Clark adopting Billy
Clark walking into his house with Billy next to him
Clark: Hey Lois
Lois: from the kitchen yeah?
Clark: I may or may not have pulled a Bruce
Lois:
Lois: Clark if I go to the hall and see a child i don't know what i'll do to you but something definitely
Lois walking into the hall and seeing Clark with Billy next to him
Lois: Clark who is that?
Billy: i'm Billy
Clark: he's Billy
Lois: it's nice to meet you Billy, i'm-
Billy: Lois Lane, one of the best reporters at Daily Planet
Lois: touched that I am little guy, now could you tell me where are your parents glaring at Clark
Billy: i'm an orphan
Lois: o-oh i'm really sorry, your legal guardian then?
Billy: my uncle stole my inheritance and threw me out on the streets, been homeless ever since
Lois: understanding Clark and fighting the urge to adopt Billy on the spot Clark
Clark: he also may or may not be Captain Marvel
Lois: excuse me? Billy what is he talking about?
Billy: a wizard kidnapped me by running me over with a train and gave me these sick powers right before dying
Lois:
Lois: I'll get Jon and tell him he has a new brother
Clark silently celebrating
#clark kent#billy batson#lois lane#shazam dc#dc captain marvel#superman#clois#clark x lois#dc#dcu#dc prompt
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Tabito Karasu Headcannons
where reader is a hyper-independent eldest daughter of an Asian household who also happens to be the student council president
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
These HCs are based on my 5-chapter-long Tabito Karasu x Reader on AO3. I highly recommend reading that too as it contains all the emotions, details, and the full story.
✧ "What can I say? I've got a talent for winning,” he says whenever someone asks how he scored the student council president.
✧ After training, he’d go back to school to fetch you whenever you stay behind to finish your student council duties.
✧ Always insists on helping you—he doesn’t stop at the polite offer or the half-hearted “Let me know if you need anything.”
✧ He simply did things for you, without question, without hesitation, and without making you feel like you owed him anything in return.
✧ Brings you food at the student council room whenever you’re so caught up in work that you didn’t notice it was well past lunch.
✧ Then he would sit across from you as if it were the most natural thing in the world to keep you company.
✧ The list goes on: Karasu helps you review for exams, reminding you to take breaks when you were clearly overworking yourself, or simply showing up when you least expected it.
✧ He would take on tasks you stubbornly refused to delegate, even if it meant showing up early or staying late himself.
✧ But he doesn’t try to take over or do things for you that you could handle yourself. He simply… supported you.
✧ Hates seeing you put everyone else’s needs above your own. And he hates how no one seemed to notice—how no one insisted you take care of yourself.
✧ Wants to be the one you relied on—the one you turned to when the world felt heavy.
✧ He cares for you in ways no one else ever had—quietly steps in when you needed it most, without taking away the independence you valued so deeply.
✧ Karasu always finds excuses to stay with you a little longer together.
✧ NEVER lets you walk home alone. He listens to you talk about your day as carries your bag without asking.
✧ 24/7 tells you you’re beautiful—all the time, followed by a kiss—on your forehead, cheeks, lips, anywhere his lips could touch you.
✧ Whenever he hugs you, he’d hold you tight as if to make the moment last forever.
✧ To say that your family loves him is an understatement. He quickly became a part of it in ways that surprised even you.
✧ He’d play soccer with your younger brother and would lift your little sister onto his shoulders and swing her around until she was giggling uncontrollably.
✧ Sometimes when your schedule gets hectic, he’d offer to be the one to fetch your younger siblings on your behalf and they would end up picking you up instead.
✧ Always brags about you in front of his family. So when you first came over to his house, you were referred to as the girl he can’t stop talking about.
✧ He’s definitely a girlfriend’s boy—“Sorry, I��ve got plans with my girlfriend,” he’d say, unapologetic to his friends, choosing to spend his free time with you.
✧ His possessiveness came out in subtle ways—a hand on your back, an arm slung over your shoulder, or fingers intertwined with yours. He wanted everyone to know you were his.
✧ “Let them stare,” he’d say, smirking.
✧ Loves you so much—you are everything to him.
✧ So if he loses at soccer, if he doesn’t become the greatest striker in the world—it’s fine. Because he has you.
✧ That was his real goal. You were his greatest win.
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Sorry if this feels vent-y but I am kinda done with the ppl that keep blaming Buck for the break up and absolving Tommy completely. I get so many saw him breaking up with Buck to be OOC but to go as far as to claim that it's Buck's fault for moving too fast when it's clearly about Tommy's insecurity is a bit fucked up. I have yet to see a person talking about how it was Tommy who fucked things up, if it was someone else acting out based on insecurity they would have been eviscerated and rightfully blamed but not Tommy ig he's a perfect angel who even if he hurt others it's not his fault for being fragile and insecure.
Well, personally I blame the writers for the break-up, but maybe that's just me.
Jokes aside, the simple answer is that everyone probably has their own personal opinion on this. Depending on your personal point of view, your own experiences with past relationships and so on, you will sympathise with one character more than the other or maybe with both of them equally. It's not a "Team Buck or Team Tommy" situation, we have two men here who both care about each other very much, but who also both bring issues to the table which the other one doesn't know about. It's not a cut and dried case, there's plenty of blame to go around. I have a lot more thoughts about this and I will take this as an excuse to rant, so settle in and buckle up.
The thing about Buck is that we see his thought process. We know which steps he went through, we know his train of thought, we know he's serious about Tommy. So it's easy for us to empathise and understand his journey up to the actual break-up. It's also easy for us to pick up familiar patterns though. Like Buck jumping all in all at once and putting his foot in his mouth a little in the process.
Because Buck definitely shouldn't have dropped "I want you to move in with me" on Tommy like that. As far as we know they've never talked about this topic before, they haven't exchanged "I love you"s yet, Buck doesn't even know if he loves Tommy. In my opinion he should've approached the subject very differently. He could've said: "I've been thinking about the future and I think we should talk about maybe living together in the not so far future." Have an open conversation about it instead of presenting Tommy with a fait accompli. At the very least he should've phrased it as a question, not as an "I want you to do x" statement. Not at this point in the relationship.
But all in all Buck's words and actions are somewhat relatable or at least comprehensible and show that he wants a future with Tommy.
On the other side of the break-up we have Tommy. The only piece of information about his dating history we have is Abby - a relationship that was never quite real, that he probably still feels ashamed about a little and that happened, what, 9 years earlier? At least 9 years. (The timeline is not lining the time as it should, somebody please check if Tim Minear knows how a calendar works.)
My point is: We don't know what Tommy is looking for in a relationship. We don't know if he's been hurt by a serious romantic relationship before. We don't know what he wants for his future in the long run. All the things that made us root for Buck and for this relationship to succeed - we know none of that about Tommy. But we do know that he thinks Buck has the power to break his heart. We know he already likes (loves?) Buck so much that he's terrified what this will do to him if he lets it continue. He'd rather turn tail and run than risk getting hurt by Buck. At least this way he's in control of the situation.
[This is very much the reason they broke up. Buck's mistake was a stupid mistake, but fixable. Tommy ended the relationship and ran. You can't fix something that's already over with someone who's no longer there. But I digress.]
A lot of what we get from their canon dialogue and overall relationship still doesn't add up. If Tommy thought he was just Buck's starter boyfriend, then why did he give Buck a second chance in the first place? If he thought this was never going to get serious, why did he agree to go to his sister's wedding with Buck after only one failed date? If he was afraid of liking Buck too much and getting his heart broken, why did he stick around for 6 months? 6 months is a very long time for a relationship you think will never go anywhere anyway.
It doesn't make sense and even throughout the scene where Tommy very abruptly dumps Buck they framed Tommy as a considerate guy with a big heart who truly cares about Buck. So we assume that there must be a reason. That something must've happened to Tommy at some point which makes him believe that this sort of relationship is not something he can have and that he can't trust this happiness.
If Tommy had a healthy sense of self-worth to go with his genuine feelings for Buck, he probably would've said something like: "Slow down, let's talk this through before we make any decisions." He wouldn't have run. And that absolutely was Tommy's mistake. Yes, Buck was a little over-eager upon discovering that he really can see a future with Tommy, but it was Tommy's responsibility to communicate his thoughts, feelings, needs and doubts. Instead he came up with some half-baked excuse and bailed.
TL;DR: They both made a mistake here. While Buck's mistake was relatively harmless in nature and not the one that put the final nail in the coffin, his mistake was definitely the more stupid one though. Buck fell back into an old pattern and thoughtlessly made a huge jump while just assuming Tommy would jump with him. His mistake was fixable and they could've probably talked this out, but Buck was a little reckless here and didn't really consider Tommy's side. He was too caught up in his own enthusiasm which, again, understandable. But still a little inconsiderate tbh.
Tommy's mistake came from a place of deep seated hurt. Yes, his mistake had the bigger impact, but it's the kind of mistake you empathise with instead of roll your eyes at. He was a coward, but he was a hurt coward.
We've all been there at some point, probably. Maybe not in the context of a relationship, but I've been a hurt coward almost every day of my life, self-sabotage is my second middle name. I feel for Tommy here. And I also feel for Buck of course, he barely even registered what was happening and then Tommy was already out the door. But when we break it down to the mistakes they made Buck's mistake gave me "not again you idiot" vibes and Tommy's mistake gave me "I'm so sorry, who hurt you?" vibes.
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Strawberry Froyo
pairing: tasm!peter x reader words: 1.4k a/n: y'all i suck at summaries but trust me, it's good summary: you make a new friend :) warning: none, this is pure unadulterated fluff, there's some language tho; ps: this is from the reader's pov
“Son of a-” I silently cursed to myself when I realized late for science. Again. It was the third time this week and I knew my teacher was not going to be pleased. I didn’t have time to waste so I picked up my big stack of books and raced down the hallway towards the classroom until I was oh so rudely knocked over by Eugene ‘Flash’ Thompson who seemed to be in a hurry. Probably to bully some poor kid. Or teacher. Dick.
“Hey watch where you’re going, Eugene” I yelled. Ah, crap. I knew he hated being called Eugene. Pretty much everyone knew. Boy was I in trouble.
“What did you just say?” Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh. Shit shit shit fu-
“Back off, man, come on. Leave her alone.” This was new. No one ever talked back to Flash. Especially not someone who knows him. On one hand, I was flattered to see that someone was standing up for me, not that I couldn’t, but it was nice and on the other hand, I feared for this guy’s life. He’d banged heads with Flash before and it didn’t end well for him, as I remembered. He was in a few of my classes. Peter Parker. The kid with the death wish. And a really cool camera.
“Shut up, Parker. You’re in my way.” Flash was making his way towards Peter and my heartbeat got faster because 1, this never ends well, 2, I was scared for señor death wish, and 3, I was very late for science. Probably the wrong thing to worry about but it doesn’t change the fact that I’m late. I figured maybe apologizing would get him to calm down.
“Flash I’m sorry about earlier, I really am, but some of us need to get to class.” Me. I need to get to class you pretentious douchebag. I was compelled to say it but I liked having teeth.
He just stood there, silent, like he was desperately trying to calm down, or probably constipating, which I figured meant that I could go. I went back to my stack of books, now lying spread out on the ground, thanks to Flash. I started picking them up one by one when I was joined by a familiar face.
“Here you go,” he said, after giving me a much larger stack than I had gathered single-handedly. Huh. That was fast. Not just in an impressive way but also in a sort of Are you ok? Are you having an acid trip? way. I put a stop to my train of thought and collected my books from him. He was gone before I could thank him.
Timeskip brought to you by Psyduck
After coming up with an excuse for why I was late to science (because I’m not the one with a death wish, no way I’m ratting out Flash), I took my seat and caught up on what I had missed from Gwen. It took me some time to realize that Parker was sitting diagonally in front of me and I wanted to thank him then and there. Despite establishing that he was running short of brain cells, ultimately he stood up for me. It’s not something people bother doing for me. I tore a sheet of paper, expressed my gratitude and I got a little brave and decided to add something more. I crumpled it up and threw it towards where he was sitting. Somehow, somehow, he turned and caught the paper ball. It was like he knew it was coming before it did. What.
He looked behind him, confused as if to ask what is so important that you must interrupt science, you uncultured swine before relaxing after realizing it was me. Not gonna lie, that made me feel nice. Open it I gestured. He opened it to find a hand-written note that read
Thank you for standing up for me :) Oh yes and also the books. Thank you for the books. What do you say I make it up to you? Froyo place around the corner, after school? -y/n
He looked at me and smiled before turning back and scribbling something down. I’d be lying if I said that smile didn’t make me smile too because oh lord it was the cutest thing ever. Like baby turtles walking for the first time. Or like baby axolotls. Like a ray of sunshine that -ow. I was distracted after the same paper ball from earlier found me again. I opened it to find the words
I’d love to :) I’m looking forward to it. -Peter.
Is it possible to find someone’s handwriting cute? Because I did. For some reason, it was adorable. I smiled to myself and then in his direction after reading it. I don’t know why, but I felt the need to save this paper for a long, long time.
I couldn’t stop smiling for the rest of the day.
Timeskip brought to you by Roadkill restaurant - you kill ‘em, we grill ‘em.
I made it to the froyo place first, so I saved him a seat at the best table I could find. You could say I was a little nervous, but to be honest, he seemed very comfortable to be around. He was like a warm cloud of comfort. He was like an old friend you’ve known your whole life. He was five minutes late.
“I’m so sorry. There was some stuff, and there was some more stuff after that stuff, and then I-”
“Dude, relax, it’s fine. Sit down. Breathe.” He was out of breath like he ran all the way here.
“I-Thanks. I’ll uh, yeah I’ll sit down.” He sat down and took a few minutes to catch his breath. I silently observed him in a non-creepy way and I realized that he was much more adorable closer. He’s the kind of guy who you’d thank after he bumps into you.
The waiter was here to take our order. “strawberry froyo with cookie dough bites”, we both said simultaneously. Surprise is an understatement.
“No way, I thought I was the only one,” I said.
“It is an elite combination, and no one can tell me otherwise.”
“Exactly. Everyone I’ve had froyo with says it’s trash, and it’s sad how so many people are wrong.” He laughed at this and told me about other bizarre combinations he had tried.
We spent the rest of the evening at the froyo place and to say it was amazing would have been a huge understatement. We talked about movies, music, books, and other things we were both interested in and it was incredible how great we got along with each other, considering we’d never even had full conversations before. I felt comfortable around him like you didn’t have to run everything thrice inside your head before I said it. You know when you find someone so in sync with you, it’s like you’re the same person? Like you know exactly what they mean when they say something? That, times a hundred was how I felt.
“Listen, y/n, I had a great time”
“Likewise, Parker,” I said with a smile. He smiled back and I swear to god one day it’s going to be the death of me. None of us knew what to say so we just smiled like idiots and stared at the suddenly very interesting walls and ground.
“So, I’ll call you? Later?” I decided to break the silence.
“Oh, yeah, sure, do you have my number?” As he said this, he started getting a little restless and I could swear I heard police sirens somewhere in the distance.
“I don’t think I d-” Before I could complete my sentence, He took my hand, and started writing his number on my palm. As he was writing, I started to feel very aware of the fact that our hands were touching. I felt sort of jumpy like I wanted to twirl and hop my way home. He wrote it with utmost concentration and held my hand like a delicate artifact he was scared of dropping. He was so cute when he was focused. As soon as he was done, he walked away out the door and towards traffic while facing me before screaming “Call me!” and disappearing into the alley nearby on his skateboard.
I realized I was still there, at the froyo place, lost in my thoughts before I decided to head home as well. Oh boy, I’m in trouble.
#peter parker x reader#spiderman x reader#tasm!peter x reader#tasm peter x reader#peter parker fluff#tasm peter x you#tasm!peter x reader fluff#peter parker x reader fluff#avengers x reader#mcu x reader#maya writes#tasm fluff#the amazing spiderman#tasm peter parker#tasm spiderman#tasm!peter parker#tasm!peter x you#tasm!peter imagine#tasm!spiderman x reader#tasm!peter parker x reader#tasm!peter fluff#tasm!peter parker imagine#tasm!peter parker fluff#tasm!peter parker x you#tasm!spiderman#peter parker imagine#andrew!peter parker#andrew!peter x reader
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send help. it's supposed to be 91 degrees tomorrow. on my day off :(
#a sock speaks#work tag#food tag#it was high 80s today but I didn't even notice bc the air conditioner at restaurant job is punishingly high powered#I was wearing my long sleeved undershirt and leggings without any discomfort#but I have to run errands tomorrow and my car has no AC. the house also has no AC but is okayish at staying cool.#I wanted to make pizza today but didn't have time. might be too hot for pizza tomorrow :( but my ingredients are aging in the fridge#I finally got a paycheck but it's for the 2nd period I worked. I'm missing the first one and need to talk with the regional manager#and he's only in on Thursdays#also gotta request a day off to go to Portland with my cousin in 2 weeks#also gotta request off for orchestra which also starts in 2 weeks#also my aunt is trying to recruit me for a caregiving job and I'd have to take 3 weeks off to get trained#it'd be super easy to schedule both jobs once I'm trained but the training is a big time commitment#also restaurant job scheduled me for all graveyard shifts this week. if I can't adjust my sleep schedule I'll have to give a firm no on it#also gotta go to the bank to deposit my check and. uh. all of August's tips (terrifying)#also gotta call a vital records office in Maine about my mom's birth certificate bc we're trying to take her to Canada for her birthday#I don't think we have enough time but my sister wants to do it#also I want to finish knitting this sock that I started in June. I just have the toe left#also I finally confirmed the color and pattern for a baby blanket I'm preparing as a gift so I gotta get yarn#also I need to buy blackout curtains to fit my windows so I can sleep in the day if I work nights#also sometime this week my sister is cleaning the church. I want to go with her so I have an excuse to get ice cream from a shop nearby#also I need to clean my room and I should hang up the art prints & postcards I've been collecting for months#most of them are green to match my decor but some are just characters or scenes I like#oh! I also owe a postcard to a school friend#I had caffeine for the first time in several days and my brain is buzzing. there's so much I want to do and I have time to do it#and I'm excited about it!
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misc notes about the kings :)
party king: -competitive, hates losing. -hates people. yknow those pictures of famous people attacking paparazzi? thats him. begrudgingly deals with them when need be. -verry hyper and flits from thing to thing to keep their mind and body occupied. very active because of this! -most emotional of the three. -loves bad jokes.(more groan-worthy the better!) -strongest of the three. -technically the oldest of the three! -loves to rhyme when they talk. hobbies: literally so many holy shit voice claims: slimecicle, brian david gilbert.
lm king: -also hates people. lessened cause he doesnt have to deal with them so often(also cause he loves feeding off their fear, so it kinda balances out). -hotheaded, not very argumentative. -yknow that picture of the mom helping her kids finish a level in a game? thats them :) -dad joke extraordinaire. -always has sweets around. -doting. -floats around the most! loves just floating. -spends most of his time in their boo form. hobbies: gardening, embroidery, reading. voice claims: alex brightman, eret(ranboo does in a pinch) ,
sunshine king: -least expressive, almost always smiling. -lovves messing with people. adores being able to do whatever* in the casino now that hes the boss.(*whatever it can get away with, he doesnt own the place(as much as theyd love to.)) -very rare to see angry! -laughs when hurt. -loves lifting its brothers off the ground. -has containers of trinkets its found around.(if they like you enough it'll let you look, he'll tell you all about them) -surprisingly lucky, and is very good at gambling games. -doesnt mind people all that much, finds them funny. hobbies: bartending(?? making drinks.), wood carving, general casino games(playing them?) voice claims: oogie boogie, tamatoa, the devil, the devil again, lets groove
#love that their voice claims also fit their personalities lol#king talk#im very sleepy excuse me#i have so many misc thoughts about these dudes#also yeah ive changed their ages#it didnt feel right that the one who i think was first was the youngest#skip to 4:29 or so if you dont wanna listen to devils train#hough so many notes#so sleepy...#such a sleepy guy.....#gonna go snork mimimimimi after posting this goodnight yall :)
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#maybe it's the slight sleep deprivation talking#but i do keep wondering how approachable i come across on the subway to be talked to by a cute guy first#i hate having to be the one to do it first and if i'm looking up and [i think] smiling as i glance at the route list#[as an excuse to brush my eyes along your bulge inches from my face...]#then playing ygo duel links some more#wouldn't that be an invitation to spark a chat?#especially if it felt like we were sorta making decent eye contact there... lol#ofc this guy could've also been straight so i'm overthinking this but#😩 it looked like a nice bulge 😩#ugh he was hot#[also coming off some work stress and sleepiness i wanted this local train to hurry but also wouldnt have minded if he asked about my game]#[kind of a shame the last time a cute guy struck up a convo with me it was Taylor last *June* and that didnt go past our one nice date#and it was cute since it was about me playing a SoulSilver hack on my phone and us both being into ygo and anime#...still don't get why that petered out but he never replied when i said i thought i saw him walking around recently so w/e#anyway all this to sleepily say that despite how some selfies come off or take off i very much have my shy/overthinking moments lol#and also i saw this cute couple by herald square holding hands and ugh i'd like that again#[though also i really want to play with a cute guy's nice cock again... the duality lol]#anywho i should work on sleeping soon 🥱#/thought dump#ore no inochi#*makes you visualize a smiling corgi as thanks for reading all this*
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i can’t believe I haven’t explained to the general public how Bain is an alien. yeah there was that ONE thing I sent AC but that doesn’t count okay 😆
Payday 2 spoilers hahaa
So during the end cutscene, the couple seconds where jacket throws his tape… there’s a weird stone in the background.
It’s written in Kataru! Luckily I know the cipher… though I can’t be bothered to find a higher quality one so wfejvdjd
Okay okay hear me out
Kataru cipher is written from right to left, top to bottom.
BAIN/OURWATCHER/FALLEN
Because this is a tombstone :) if you’re wondering what a Watcher is, it’s explained. ovks had a limited dlc for payday 2 called the “completely overkill pack” and there happened to be a certain mask description for a particular one…
Watchers in the book of Enoch were angels who wanted to be with human women and were punished for that… however we’re not sure if the book of Enoch is canon to payday lore (even though it mentions Nephilim) so I say that Watchers are aliens. Generally. Something very not human.
It makes the meaning of that translation interesting. It gives depth to other weird details that are in the game.
Like in the contact database, Bain says something along the lines of “I am the gatekeeper, or the watchman, if you will.” and “whatever I tell you might be a lie to protect myself. If I told you the truth, you wouldn’t believe me” and if the truth is that Bain is actually the gang’s Watcher, it makes sense.
“I don’t see how it could’ve gone this way, but I’m only human.” I mean, mostly. It’s not technically a lie
Bain is partially human, since he was “born.” He also mentions him having a grandpa who went heisting (big bank stealth) so I would say that the alien stuff is somewhere in his lineage.
He’s very apologetic when a mission fails, by the way. I would speculate that he’s like that because of Hoxton’s arrest but he was like that since the first game. I wonder what he’s trying to make up for :)
All the jokes would have deeper meaning if Bain is an alien of some sort
In the Mega Watcher mask description, it says “they communicate using their minds.” It would fit into how you hear Bain’s voice clearly through even flash bangs, but nobody else’s. There’s actually no official content (that I know of) depicting Bain talking to his crew over earpieces. It’s not like ovks hadn’t modeled earpieces before, look at the guards in the train transport heist! Each time they talk to Bain it’s always over the phone (comic collaboration)
(official Locke and Load comic)
He’s also able to talk to his crew after the EMP bomb goes off in Boiling Point (which took out a whole facility PLUS superhumans)
in that last part he can somehow see what the player is doing as if he has cameras in their masks… except that couldn’t be. Because it shouldn’t be working. If you take the briefcase before Bain asks you to, he has a few different lines like “how did you know I needed that briefcase?” “You read my mind,” and “are you psychic or something?”
and if Bain is a Watcher, these quotes are hilarious. It was right there all along!
“(They) use their large eyes” take a look at the color of the Watcher mask.
Bain’s favorite color is blue. We know it’s true because Crimenet’s color scheme is blue… and Bain’s eyes are blue too. Coincidence? …Maybe. I’m not ruling it out. It would be messed up considering what happens to one of his eyes. My dude got nerfed. and was probably experimented on if what Locke says is anything to go by
“to witness, gather and share information” could they mean the way that the crew can somehow see through walls? How Bain can highlight objectives for you if you can’t find something? Nobody can hide from him.
Bain wears a fleur de lis ring on the pinkie of his right hand. Yes, like the guide of bain
(Something I want to point out, bain is terrible at lying to his team actually. Sooo the detection meter is just future Russian glasses? Yeaahhh sure Bain)
I guess this definitely isn’t mind control or any sort of skill *cough cough* joker *cough* There’s one last thing I want to put down here because it was never explained in canon.
HONESTLY NOT SURE WHAT THIS IS. Could it be the “Watcher of the Star?” is it Bain’s ancestor? or is Bain immortal somehow I don’t know but no normal guy would just have this laying around XD
Bottom line is that if Bain isn’t then he’s definitely SUSPICIOUS. Just putting that out there.
#payday 2#payday 2 spoilers#bain payday 2#fic inspiration#suing ovks for emotional damage#because Bain is trying to make up for something (what he is) and it’s because of how he’s lying to people he cares about#duke theorizes that Bain might’ve been in the middle of training to be the elephant’s watcher#I see that as unlikely by the way Bain talks behind the elephant’s back XD#Bain already had his King 🥲#in my fic series Bain makes a whole nanobot excuse as to why they can hear him all the time#it’s totally believable#I’m also rolling from the fact that Dallas just totally— CALLS bain on his IPHONE#who does that 😭#bro is an alien trust me#and it would fit in with payday canon because the dentist is immortal#akan is psychic. jacket is… SOMETHING… and that Dallas necromancy comic is canon. jimmy counts too I say#Bain is also proficient with all weapons AND canonically taught the gang all the skill sets#me: *comes back from hiatus*#*dabs on you*#*leaves for another month*
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ACT 2 OVER LETSGOOOO
#also so funny if they destroy the island... goodbye plan because there is no island anymore lmao#where is luffys sword.....#you know its actually so good how you can excuse someone robbing graves lmao i mean its for a noble cause#one piece's first vegetarian wolf#omg.... goodbye wolfie.... and they won't even know...#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 953#episode 954#HOW DID LAW GET OUT???.#last time i saw him he was bleeding and pathetic chained on the floor.... as he should be...#FUCKING APOO WAS THE TRAITOR??? lmaooo#hawkins talking about how he got betrayed and the hitting law with the 'so how are you and your bestie doing'#AND WHO IS THAT????? LAW NO BETRAYAL LAW....#usopp just on franky's back as he works ajdhsk thats his son fr...#alwo where is nekomamushi..... and who is denjiro...... come on we need the nine samurais man#kaido and mom made up??? apoo you fucking traitor.... enter stage left also his theme sounds like it was made in garage band#WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE CREATURES#yonkou alliance this is going down.... its so over#episode 955#momo missing his anoying sister omg....#zoro is here???? where is hiyori??? did he get her sword??? sanji being nice to momo to get with his sister ajdhsksjsk TO JAIL!!!#wait kiku is here too... did luffy just stay there to train??? luffys sword is fine thank god akdhsk#zoro getting another weird fucked up sword... why zoom in om his nipple also....#hiyori master troll... yeah give us back the nation's sacred sword and you can get the sword that sucks out your soul and spirit in exchange#'once i get used to it' YOU HAVE FIVE DAYS#tama making hats for everyone.... ace.... omg#it is time.... i am so scared.... hiyori HIT IT!!!#WADO AND ENMA SISTERS????? LORE!!!! ORISHI KNOWS!!!! FUCK OFF!!! luffy training looks so cool... where is law.... kid...#episode 956
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i know im behind on the sexyman polls but since i got to be exposed to him more do any jack skellington fans wanna tell me more about him? i only saw the nightmare before christmas once so im no expert but he seems cool and i wanna learn all the reasons why people love him!!
#tnbc#jack skellington#I WANNA KNOW MORE!! PLEASE GUSH ABOUT JACK TO ME!!!!!#i know abt him obviously bc i was team ingo but yeah im proud of you guys for winning:D#and by so much too!! you guys are passionate! i want to know how and why!!#i hope this doesnt come across as annoying haha#and yes. i am the guy that...did try and bribe people with train facts.#im sorry i consider the tumblr sexyman polls to be so ridiculously silly that i felt it was completely reasonable to employ silly 'tactics'#to win#was it overboard? maybe...? i really hope not#also it was an excuse to talk about trains:)#so anyway one thing i know about jack that i like#iirc ofc#is how once he found out abt christmas he was SO hyped#like he went ALL out#that man. that skeleton. he really wanted to have a part in christmas#honestly jack seems adorable#is that the appeal? that hes adorable? bc i agree#BIG spindly man#EDIT: i JUST double checked and it was 48-52 which is a p close match but still good job!!!!!!
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Quickly how do you befriend an older man with as far as you know no common interests
#I think I'd really like being friends with my senior colleague actually#We spent the evening talking just a bit more to each other and getting to bond over our work#And it doesn’t feel as hard interacting with him anymore - Like we were more relaxed after we had goofed off together earlier in the day#We dared to look each other in the eye#Even when sitting right beside each other#I don’t know it just felt nice that he made an effort to look me in the face for some reason#Maybe it was just the closeness in general#Maybe it's the fact he's willing to try and put an effort into being my companion#He gave me company on the way to the train station too#And we got to talking about where we live and house prices and in his case his first apartment#Something about it was very nice#So I think I'd like an excuse to continue talking to him outside of the job context you know#Just to get to know him better#Don't you love it when you find reasons to enjoy someone's humanity beyond their physical attractiveness <3#Anyway maybe he becomes my first attempt at turning a work friend into a real friend but probably not. He's going away for another month#again :'( That guy really goes far and beyond for his wife how lovely :)#Also none of this solves the apparent conundrum I have of NOT HAVING ANYTHING TO SAY TO THE MAN dvmgkhcgbfy
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Im sorry but steve/Nancy is not allowed to be endgame
#steve deserves better after all his character development#nancy hasnt grown an inch other than being more accepting of her brother and his friends#i would just like something to happen whether in season or during the time skip that makes him realize he deserves better#they netter not use it as a half assed excuse to come back with a better nancy#sorry im really into stranger things again and am hyperfixating#im about to finish it and tbh i might turn it right back on lol#also im on the byler train#i dont think mike and el shpuld be endgame tbfh#i think el only loves mike cause hes the first person to ever properly treat her well#and mike thinks hes supposed to love her#maybe mike isnt gay but i still think itd be cute for byler to be endgame#i should stfu now cause i could keep talking about all this lol
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y’know what. the way project moon does Mundane Systemic Violence horror >>>
#.rtf#the way ruina introduces the warp train giving you the initial impression that what's happening is a freak malfunction#and then a few rungs of that story branch later it's revealed that's just what happens on EVERY warp train. MAN#AND over in limbus the detached way dongrang talks about k corp's profiteering off of the fascist atrocities we saw just a chapter ago.#ALSO excuse the blorbo moment but even malkuth's introduction right at the start of lobcorp.#he's like isabelle animalcrossing except within 3 minutes of first meeting him he has a guy taken out back and shot.#and those are just the first few i could recall off the top of my head this shit is Everywhere!!
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Tbh the only thing I have to say abt uth is that winick kind of nailed it with “doing it because he took me away from you” because that is exactly the language Bruce uses when he’s talking about his grief and death the people (usually women) in his life are “taken away from him”
#I don’t have sources to back this up and I could literally be wrong#look it up and tell me I’m wrong or just quietly live in the satisfaction bruce saying that is in MY memory and I’m busy#my train of thought wound up on maturity and how Bruce expects the maturity out of the children he himself didn’t have at their age#but it’s excusable if you buy into Bruce being there to guide them and Bruce doing it alone#like again I could be so wrong but Bruce’s aggression and having to be held back from killing#I really don’t think he would’ve killed in those situations but it is hard and someone holding you back is easier#emotionally#and now Bruce has more maturity and does the hard thing and Steph when she did the hard thing and let back mask go#that is what killed her#maybe. you know like she was injured but the gsw couldn’t have helped#but basically : if I wanted this to be taken seriously I would back it up and maybe see that this is all based on a false assumption#but I don’t think Jason was wrong for expecting it out of Bruce because Bruce was. like Jason was holding Bruce back. and now he’s gone#his partner. the thing holding him back is gone. so Bruce would do it#but like I said that in my mind is Bruce leaning on someone else to give him space to be angry and not temper it (difficult)#but Jason was not lied to but like. you can see how he got the impression#plus NO this doesn’t have anything to do with Superman that isn’t relevant. it’s not relevant I’m not talking about that#I’m talking about the helicopter. and the flashbacks to that scene from jokers POV#and how Bruce had given up. and did want the joker to die. but when he resurfaced he had scabbed over and the wound wasn’t so raw#and he was more mature and made the decisions he could live with.#so Jason was right. about Bruce. he was just also wrong.#I feel like this whole tag tirade is full of flaws I’m not trying to convince anyone of anything I’m just doing blorbo sideblog activities
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anyway im not a stan but this is definitely a keanu reeves support zone.
#if it turns out he DID in fact say something for israel in the past 10 years then ill take this back but.. my guy. its been 10 years#since he was at the same party as that guy and got trained by a soldier from the idf like#ALSO.... NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE WESTERN WORLD KNEW ABT WHAT WAS HAPPENING BC IT WASNT RLY REPORTED ON OR TALKED ABOUT#MAYBE HE DIDNT KNOW UNTIL RECENTLY#im not saying that excuses the training or breathing the same air as netanhyu but like.. cmon#he has explicitly (that i can find record of) not said a damn thing for or against the genocide
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