#also im so pathetic oml

[yume-chiyo]

Oh. So I guess no devoted anons for me (⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠)

[fairyhaos]

seventeen's "loser line" in a relationship

[ requested by @valenhui ]

based off of the "losers when in love"* bullet point in this headcanon! theyre literally SO fuckinfg cute oml i might write full fics for them if i have time ><

*consists of junhui, mingyu, chan.

junhui

pathetic and adorable kind of loser. pathetic really.... is genuinely the best way to describe it. he's so desperately, pathetically in love with you and literally acts like he's still hopelessly pining over you even though you've already started dating. laughs super hard at your jokes and stares at you with sparkles in his eyes and flirts with you at every given opportunity like he isn't already dating you and hasn't already won over your affections ages ago. but hey, he's dedicated, and you can't exactly complain at being showered with all of his attention.

also randomly informs you that he's in love with you at any time of day. you'll be watching a movie in the theatre and he'll tug your sleeve, leaning into your space almost shyly and being like "hey. hey. i just wanted to let you know... im kind of in love with you" before scrunching his shoulders up all shy and leaning quickly away from you again. hes always so adorable, ears turning pink even as he flirts with you into oblivion before tacking on a cute "im in love with you, by the way" at the end. every time he says it, you feel so overwhelmed because god, you're so in love with him too

mingyu

wet puppy kind of loser. i'm talking whining 24/7, pouting dramatically whenever you're not clinging to his side, and snuggling into you whenever possible. it's like dating a large, overgrown puppy that doesn't realise he's as big as he is, if that puppy suddenly found out how to talk and cook and do the laundry and looks up at you with big, shining eyes when you come home and goes "hello!! i made every single one of your favourite foods when you were gone bc i missed you so much. how was your day??" at least twice a week. (you're beginning to worry that mingyu might have some sort of separation anxiety.)

also he Does Not care if the other members tease him for being so in love with you, bc hey, yoon jeonghan's just jealous of your lurrrve anyway. but he will sulk if You tease him about it bc hey :(( you're the love of his life :((( don't be mean to him :((( gives you those big, wet, sad eyes every time you tease him until you finally laugh and give him a big kiss to placate him. tells you he loves you every single hour of the day. the members can tease him all they want, but all that matters to him is that you're aware that he Genuinely loves you to pieces.

chan

devastatingly infatuated kind of loser. he literally just. ADORES you so much in a kinda adorable, kinda incredible way because it surprises you again and again when he does something and you realise he loves you so much. and he does things, a lot, because this man is literally doing everything for you. hangs onto your every word like they hold the secrets to the universe, and remembers everything you tell him like it's his life's mission to become an expert on your likes and dislikes. has definitely zoned out whilst staring at you too many times to count.

i gotta stress how in love this man is tho, like. would 100% change his profession into loving you 24/7 if he could. no one wants to go out drinking when the two of you are together bc when chan gets drunk, he just repeats how in love with you he is over and over again like a broken record. (hoshi made the mistake of joining you two, once. he recounts the incident with a look of mild horror every single gathering the 14 of you have.) he doesn't say ily to your face a lot, but it's mostly bc he just forgets cuz he's been staring at you in an utterly lovesick way for far too long.

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[endless-ineffabilities]

god, do me no hood was incredible, the way you depicted Ewan as a desperate, borderline pathetic mess was EVERYTHING to me, and the yearning oh the yearning, dare i say i need more? (im just insatiable sorry) definitely one of my favourite things you’ve written

desperate, borderline pathetic mess 😭😭😭 !!!!!

Poor guy oml... true though.

Ngl I got so into writing their initial interaction + expanding on their personalities that I kind of slacked a little on the smut. But! This is why there'll be another smutshot :))

Thank you for this message, luv!! Also thanks for tagging me in your first fic <3

[xpoisoned-stardustx]

MASSIVE SAMS SPOILER

HAHAHA HES DEAD ECLIPSE IS DEAD AND HIS LAST WORDS WERE ‘bit pathetic isn’t it’ LIKE YES OML HAHA IM SO HAPPY

I hope sun is okay tho they didn’t specify

people who care if eclipse is right: nobody

also why DIDNT they think of what Good Eclipse/Sirius said

time to go watch TMGAFS

[aarmaudiaries]

Something very interesting about those nicknames is the thones of the nicknames itself.

Some of them are multifunctional. Can be spoken in multiple ways.

Laurance being called a vixen sounds threatening and mysterious. But also honestly cool, maybe even charming. You can imagine people speaking in fear of him, but also people gushing about the idea of him with a nickname like that. But a vixen also makes him sound like someone not to be trusted.

Garroth's nickname in comparison is a little less scary. It can be used in many different ways. A dog is loyal. Loyalty can be feared, devotion to a cause can be looked up to, and the reasons for the nickname are honourable. But calling someone a dog is also very insulting. Saying someone doesn't have a mind on their own. Devotion is also quite pathetic through another lense. A dog is something to fear but also to look down to. It's an exaggeration of the idea of a guard.

Aaron's first nickname, "hellhound," is both scary AND mocking. But a different mocking than Garroth, a dog sounds a bit pathetic. But a hellhound sounds monsterous. Scary, brutal, merciless, something to be feared. But it also sounds monsterous to a point that it's mocking him. Painting him as this beast. Kind of like in mystreet with his ultima curse!!

And Aaron's "dove" nickname. Cute, honestly. Way more positive than hellhound. Very romantic.

I FORGOT I HAD AN ASK BOX OML!!!

i’m very glad you catch onto the reasonings behind the name choices i picked!! i put a decent amount of thought into them so i’m glad u get the idea lmao. also i see your ask correcting yourself on the dove thing so dw!!! i do have it so aaron calls aphmau dove as a nickname anyway so u totally get the vibes im putting down hehe ^_^

[sweetiepeteypie]

Skimming for Geoff Towler (Spoilers)

because im starving for more pete content 😔😔 (i know jack shit about this show other than its set in the 50s)

ngl cricket was always my fav sport to play at school and i love that pete just happens to be in so many cricket-based episodes of shows its very fun

sir decided to wear the silly goofy suit today, i see

i can already tell his boobs are insane under that jacket

TAKE IT OFF

holy shit i love when hes grumpy. hes giving me major nicky vibes and thats so dangerous

hes such a big soft grump oml....

he is unwell (i stg if he dies in this episode im gonna murder kill harm death hurt stab gun shoot)

also we find out geoff is a solicitor who specialises in family law and divorce hmmmm

hiS HANDS ARE SO BIG AAAAAAA (also we learnt that hes a freemason and i know very little about what that means)

ooh his house is nice!! very #aesthetic

oh hes so grumpy (dude the shading on his boobs is always so insane)

i think he might be a lil too old for me in this show but hey i can still appreciate a soft old man when i see one (he still makes me smile 🥰🥰)

hello what is this shot excuse you this was out of pocket

OH LAWD HE COMIN

sorry im still marvelling at his boobs what is this even

the old man is being assaulted pls help (nvm he was trying to help the old man were all good)

he is being judged before the high council

i think the old man was voted out of the masons (does he get sacrificed now or smth? i literally know nothing about the freemasons) also the balls look like boba

sorry geoff i prefer nicky bc he was pathetic and silly and not vaguely racist (tbh idk if he came off as kind of racist bc he was just concerned for his daughter or if his wifes ideology had rubbed off on him but still)

(i still appreciate his silly suit and his tiddy shadows tho)

nicky positivity for my soul 🥺💕🌈✨

[lix-ables]

# 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐤𝐳 ; 𝐢𝐢. 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐣𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠. 

storyline – a series where stray kids as your boyfriends try to guide you through your needs. or rather try to, with a lot teasing.

genre – smut. minors dni. 

wc – 1,9k.

a/n. okay but like,, the way i had to write this on my test study break and also not me finishing this when i hit 1k follows? thank you it means a lot really oml^^

© lix-ables. translating and/or reposting is not allowed.

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series: with skz; || one

cw; smut warning under the cut.

i. m receiving, slight nipple play, praising, marking, a lot of teasing coz im mean like that, mean soft dom!jisung, sub!reader.

ii.size kink, dirty talk, slight choking, hair pulling, deep throating, reader has slight possessive kink, use of pet names like darling, babe, angel, etc.

iii. jisung is slightly(?) mean here, but oh well, begging, mild degradation kink(reader gets called pathetic, filthy etc.), use of names like slut, whore, i think that’s it.

jisung was nervous. he knew he shouldn’t be, but that’s what he felt when he was around you. you drove him crazy, and the fact that he knew it did, made him shy thinking about it. shy in a way that showed a slight tint of red on his cheeks in front of his friends whenever you touched his thigh, obviously meaning it in the most pure way possible. but all jisung could think about was how you would look when you touched him exactly the way you were touching him now, your lips wrapped around his cock, on your knees. only for him. 

jisung also knew you had some weird experiences of giving someone head, but it wasn’t really your favorite thing, with history and all. he never pushed you, until tonight. until he found himself getting hard when you touched him. he didn’t think it would affect him so much to the point he wanted to fuck you right there, in that pretty pastel blue dress that you wore, in front of all his friends, but then again, he was possessive of you and he wanted to be subtle about it.

“hey, babe.” jisung wraps an arm around your waist, pulling you closer to him, and you turn to face him. you smile at the boy next to you, bringing your palm up to your boyfriend’s chest, humming in response. “you ready to leave yet? it’s getting dark.” you nod your head, pressing a small peck to his cheek, and when his grip tightens on your body, jisung swears he heard a small whimper leave your lips. “everything okay?” he whispers into your hair, and you mumble a small yes, leaving a hint of concern on his face. 

the car ride back home was the most awkward thing you and boyfriend have ever been in. the silence made you wish there was some music playing, but you’d have to manage. your hands straighten your dress, trying your best to cover your bare thigh. it seemed like a mistake wearing the dress, but you liked it, and you wanted to look nice for your boyfriend, making you go back to the party, and when you touched his thigh. 

you couldn’t keep your eyes off him, resisting the urge to bit your lip every now and then. resisting the urge to just sit on his lap and leave marks, bruises, anything, all over his neck and chest. resisting the urge to be good for him, to listen to him, to do whatever he asked you to do. you finally broke when you touched his thigh, all out of pure intentions, but you just hoped jisung didn’t think anything about it. your thoughts needed to stay with you, but you felt yourself getting desperate for him, to please him. 

“whatcha thinking about?” jisung’s voice fills your head, and you turn to him, noticing his grip on the steering wheel tighten. pulling on the brakes at the signal, he turns to face you, his jawline tight, almost shining a bit in the traffic lights. “words, baby,” he whispers softly, before starting again, turning right into the street where you shared an apartment. “hmm, just.. you look good today,” you sigh, biting your bottom lip. “yeah? you look pretty enough for me to fuck you in that dress, darling,” he smiles, turning the engine off, and stepping out of the car, watching you stumble out, your cheeks a little red. 

“i’m not kidding,” he whispers, reaching to hold your hand, and you swore if he hadn’t been there, your knees would’ve given away. “so pretty just for me, all mine.” jisung presses a kiss to your shoulder, giving you space to open the door to your apartment. “holding myself off from fucking your mouth right there, baby.” he stops, and you gasp when he pulls you close to him, closing the door behind him. his fingers move to trace your shoulders, letting straps fall down, watching your face. 

“would you? let me fuck your mouth? i need to see your lips wrapped around my cock, angel,” jisung whispers, his voice hushed and he’s holding you close, breathing you in. you take in a sharp breath, knowing you can’t say no to him. you didn’t want to say no to him. the way he looked so pretty, almost begging, pleading you to be used by him, you couldn’t say no. “you can say no,” jisung mumbles, leaning closer to kiss your lips, his fingers finding your own, before placing his palm at the nape of you neck. “anything you want, darling.”

you had a choice. you need this, but so did he. both of your hands now tangled, your knuckle brushing against his clothed boner making him hiss into the kiss, letting it travel to your cheek, down to the base of your neck and then finally to your collarbone, etching kisses, wanting to leave marks where only he could see them, but jisung knew there would be his bite marks, on your lower collarbone. his.

“wanna make you feel good, ji –” you manage to say, your hand finding his hair, tugging on it, your other hand reaching to tug on his zipper, wanting his cock out and in your hand. “please –” your eyes flutter, feeling him close, wanting him closer. you both knew that this was something you weren’t comfortable doing, but you were willing to. today. 

jisung dips his head and burrows his face against your neck, trailing even more kisses there until he nips, groaning in frustration. his hands find your neck, cupping it, walking both your bodies back until it your back hits the wall separating the foyer and the living room. “fuck, the way i was imagining you taking my cock between your lips in that dress is driving me nuts,” he lets out, kissing you once, twice, until he’s back to kissing your neck, and going back to press a small kiss to your hair before pulling away. “be a good girl for me, and make me feel good, yeah? maybe i’ll reward you.”

you whimper at his words, letting out a small ‘god, ji right there’ when he brings out your breasts from your bra, massaging them aggressively, before sucking on on one nipple, earning a mewl from you. his fingers fiddle with the other nipple while your hands unsnap the button of his jeans and pull his zipper down. “can i?” 

“look at you asking for permission. fuck yes, go ahead baby,” jisung says, his grumble turning into a groan when you pull out his rigid cock in your hand, stroking the length. jisung’s stance falters, and he squeezes his eyes shut, and you take this as an opportunity to switch places and guide him so that his back was now pressed against the wall. 

you couldn’t deny it. jisung taking control always had you weak. on days when he would fuck you, and not make love, he would be so aggressive to the point where you were close to using your safe word, but you didn’t. you didn’t want to, because you were a sucker for this man. a moan leaves your lips, a sinful cry of pleasure, when he pulls your hair, bringing you closer to him, and it has you ascending already.

“so pretty,” you whisper, kneeling down so you’re face to face with his cock, not stopping the stroking even for a moment, having a firm grip on his thick erection. you look up to find his head against the way, and if you weren’t in the dark right about now, you’d know his eyes have rolled to the back of his head. “and so hard, all for me,” your tongue darts out, giving his tip a small lick, just a tiny one and jisung loses it. 

his hand reaches to grab you by the nape of your neck, pulling your hair in the process, as he brings you close, the tip of his cock hitting your bare chest a little. “fucking stop teasing, or you won’t get anything, do you get me? i’m not going to fuck that cunt of yours until im done using your mouth the way i want, angel.”

“need your cock inside me, ji– need you so bad, god. please.” it’s jisung’s chuckle that makes you move a bit more forward, and the next thing you know, his cock is stuffed between your lips, his precum leaving stains on the side of your lip, but you didn’t care. “jesus fucking christ angel, fuck,” jisung hisses, his hands cupping the back of your head, bunching your hair, his hips bucking into your face and you gag. he pulls away from your lips, leaving you whining for his cock. “shit, did you like that? do you like it when i make you choke on my fucking cock? jeez babe, i didn’t think you to be such a slut,” he hums, brushing a stray strand of your hair to the side.

jisung watches you lick your lip, your thumb wiping the little cum on your face, sucking on your digit, tasting him and he groans at the sight in front of him. his hand reaches to pull your dress up, finding no panties, and he smirks. “bare pussy, hm? all this for me?” you nod, biting your lip, settling on the floor, watching him bend down as well and you spread your legs for him, bunching your dress up for him to see how wet you were for him. “fuck, you’re deliciously wet. let me have a taste, angel. need to have you make a fucking mess on my face,” he whispers, the pad of his thumb rubbing your arousal all around your pussy and you whine, jisung’s just watching your reaction. “nuh uh, later, baby. need to make you feel good,” you close your thighs around his wrist, leaning to kiss his nose, your hand reaching for his cock, stroking it.

jisung lets out a low moan, backing himself against the wall again, “so greedy aren’t you? you just want me to nut all on your face hmm? my baby wants to be filthy tonight huh?” you nod at this, your thumb spreading precum on his head, your lips replacing your hand in a second. “fuck, just like that darling,” he whispers, bucking his hips again, making his cock hit the back of your throat, and you choke again. you had to admit it, you liked it. “let me know if its too much okay?” jisung looks at you, his finger caressing your cheek, while you bobbed on his cock, and his fingers reach to tangle your hair, pulling you closer to him, your nose brushing his lower abdomen. 

“such a pretty whore, all mine. looking all gorgeous with my cock stuffed in your mouth, can you be even more desperate and pathetic angel? do you not get my cock enough?” jisung hisses, his biceps flexing when he helps you move your mouth on his cock, setting a pace for you to follow. “needs all her holes filled doesn’t she? filling up your pussy isn’t enough, needs me to cum in her mouth as well, fuck.” 

you whine around his cock, the vibrations sending him to heaven, but jisung needs to be inside you. he needs to see you fall apart on his cock. he loved your lips around his cock, it was the best thing ever, but this was for another time. he would make you swallow all of him another time, he’d make a mess on your face another time, maybe in the morning. 

“baby, fuck. i need to be inside you, i need to watch your pussy swallow me whole,” jisung says, softly, pulling you away from him, his cock hitting his stomach. “be a good and greedy, little thing. i’m going to fuck you fast and hard. maybe if you can make me cum, i’ll let you make a mess on my tongue.”

[lo-cinno]

i’m still thinking about butlers’ waists. like pulling them towards you by their tie or the collar of their pressed button up shirt, watching them fluster and then whisper/whine to you about how you’re creating wrinkles

it should also be very known to some atp that i’m a big fan of having strong capable men turn into pathetic wet meow meows over a few words, smiles, and gestures

so with that in mind, it’s just butlers with their fucking dorito shaped bodies and just twirling their tie in your hand as you loop an arm around their waist, maybe stealing a quick kiss, as the turn their head away from you to try and avoid you seeing their expression

like doesn’t matter if they’re taller or shorter really bc oh gods mhmmmdnsnsn

Mio the fkin things you’re doing to my heart rn oml im forgetting words as im typing this head empty head so empty rn only butler thoughts

They can’t have wrinkles in their clothes if they don’t have any on I MEAN WHAAAAAAA— (looks away)

Me reading this ask is just completely

[sammyloomis]

how about TWDG chars??

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

oh minnie for SUREE i love her so much and im still upset she wasnt in the game that long :[ love that for the time she Was there she was just so completely off the shits good for her

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

hmmm might be a tie between clem and vi tbh, maybe even clem edging it out because shes so >:[ but i just wanna squish her cheeks tho she’d probably fuckin stab me

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

BRODYYY BBY GIRL U DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER ;-; im so sorry they did you like that oml

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

molly like girl what was ur deal i need to know what happened to her is she okay?? is she GOOD??

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

minnie again dfghj like idk if shes that “problematic” since i kno a lot of other ppl also like her but she IS pretty pathetic

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

MINNIE AGAIN DFGHJ listen its fun to make the whole “killing her sister” thing even more tragic and even before then her backstory we never find out like damn, i rly love torturing her

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

kenny fghj im sorry im SORRY but i truly cannot stand that man like none of the honest to god antagonists of this series hold a candle to my disdain for him like when he came back for NO REASON in s2 i was LIVID

[crazy-sevens]

anonymous asked: You’re writing is amazing! Can we get a third part of the kidnapped lover???

anonymous asked: Oml we NEED another part to the kidnapped lover onesssss, They’re incredible.

@kactus-loves-writing asked: Hi! Can you please do another part to the kidnapped lover?

Hey guys sorry for the late post, but I’ve been sick this past week and school has been school, so here it is now! It’s long and a little rushed at the end, but hope you like it!

Part one here

Part two here

***

Even before the protagonist opened their eyes they knew that everything about this was wrong. There were sledgehammers pounding in the back of their skull. They kept their eyes shut, but they could guess exactly where they were. A warehouse somewhere, working as bait for [hero’s name].  

But it was different this time.

The villain had never kidnapped them like that. Ever since the beginning they have always been . . . polite about it. 

The protagonist guessed it was some new hotshot villain thinking they wanted to take on-

“Well look who’s finally awake.”

The protagonist’s eyes shot open. Oh no. “You.”

The supervillain smiled. “Miss me?”

“You’re dead.”

The supervillain looked at both their hands. “Funny, I don’t feel dead.”

The protagonist tugged at their restraints, their eyes not leaving the supervillain, as if they would disappear if they looked away. This can’t be happening. “You’re supposed to be dead.”

“Oh darling you’re hurting my feelings,” the supervillain crooned. “I thought you would be excited to see me again.”

“Well don’t you have delusions of grandeur.” 

The protagonist tried to keep their voice even, but they were doing a terrible job at it. If it weren’t for the restraints their hands would probably be shaking. This couldn’t be happening. They couldn’t be alive.

The supervillain’s lips curled up as they observed the protagonist. They could probably see the concealed terror on their face, like a wolf could smell fear. 

“Well even if you haven’t missed me, I have been just dying to see you again.” Their eyes glittered as they walked up close to the protagonist. They crouched down. “Tell me, how’s your hero doing?”

The protagonist cleared their throat. “I wouldn’t know. We broke up.”

The supervillain chuckled. Even to the protagonist the lie sounded pathetic. “You’re adorable.”

“How are you alive?”

The supervillain’s smile widened. “I have plenty of resources [protagonist], it isn’t hard to disappear.” Their eyes hardened slightly as they continued talking. “Though your boyfriend/girlfriend did their fair share of damage.” The protagonist caught a small glimpse of a jagged scar running up the supervillain’s collarbone. They swallowed. The supervillain’s eyes pierced right through them. “But that’s all water under the bridge, isn’t it?” 

The protagonist could barely remember what it was like the first time meeting the supervillain. It had been when they had first started dating [hero’s name]. But looking at them now was like being splashed with a cold bucket of water. 

They remembered everything. The supervillain looked like they had barely aged a day. They were almost a foot taller than the protagonist. And looking into their eyes the protagonist felt bare. Their cold eyes could see too much. They always have. It reminded the protagonist of the villain in some ways, but their eyes weren’t cruel like the supervillain’s. 

Even now the supervillain seemed to read their thoughts with ease. “You still don’t believe it?”

“I saw you die.”

“Did you?’

The protagonist broke eye contact. Well, they didn’t really see it happen, but they saw the body. And [hero’s name] said they were dead. Why would they-

The supervillain laughed. “You really don’t know do you? Well I’m not one to spoil a good surprise, so when [hero] gets here I’ll let them tell you.” They straightened. “But for now we want them a little desperate, don’t you think?”

And before the protagonist could respond, the supervillain’s fist collided with their face. 

Yeah that’ll make them a little desperate.

****

The hero just stared at the villain for a few moments. Until they grabbed them by the shirt and slammed them into the wall. Angry red power danced on their fingers. The villain probably should’ve seen that coming. 

“What did you do?”

The villain kept their voice calm, despite the fact that the look in the hero’s eyes was downright murderous. “I didn’t do anything.”

“Oh and I’m supposed to believe that?” The hero spat. “Where are they?”

“I didn-”

“Stop lying!” The hero shouted. “You’re always the one that kidnaps them and honestly I’m so sick of-”

“[Supervillain]’s alive.”

The hero paused. Their eyes turned guarded, suspicious. Not the least bit surprised like the villain had expected. 

The hero finally dropped them. “And why should I believe that?”

The villain breathed deeply, swallowing all of the annoyance and anger that the hero usually gave them. They had no time for this, but if the hero was going to help them, they needed to remain civil. Just thinking about what The supervillain might be doing to [Protagonist] sent fire to their veins. 

The villain stood up. “You should believe it because they have [Protagonist] and they’re going to kill them.” They spread their hands in what they hoped to be a placating gesture. “I wouldn’t be here if it was my fault anyway.”

The hero narrowed their eyes. “Why do you care if they die?”

The villain’s face flushed. They had expected the question, but still hearing it caught them off-guard. “What?”

The hero stepped close. “Why do you care?” they repeated. 

The villain didn’t say anything, just meeting the hero’s stubborn glare with their own. After a few moments of silence the hero’s gaze flashed with realization. They broke eye contact. 

“Alright,” they conceded. “But if you try anything, you’re dead.”

“I got the point.” 

A little while later they were both sitting one roof away from the warehouse, trying to get a read on the situation through one of the windows.

The villain guessed it was the protagonist tied to a chair and there appeared to be two guards standing near them. But those were just the ones they could see. The villain hadn’t seen the supervillain in a long time and they were a ways away, but they guessed it was them pacing not too far off.

The villain turned to the hero. “They’re waiting for you. Just go in there and distract them for a while. They don’t know I’m with you so I’ll just come in from behind.”

It seemed like a good enough plan, but the hero shook their head. “No.”

The villain’s eyebrows furrowed. “What do you mean ‘no’?”

“No. I still don’t know if you’re working with them or not,” they said. “You go in first, I’ll watch from here for a bit, then I’ll come in from behind.”

“What am I going to say to them? They don’t trust me.”

The hero rolled their eyes. “Just improvise. I’ll come in if you’re in trouble.”

The villain didn’t believe that for a second, but they went anyway. As soon as they walked inside, they finally got a good look at the protagonist. 

It wasn’t pretty. There was a terrible black and blue bruise on their jaw. Their hair was mussed and they were barely moving except for a slight flutter of their eyelids. They were also gagged.

The image sent white hot anger into the villain’s chest. Their jaw clenched and dark cold power long unused itched inside them. They didn’t care what it took, they were getting [Protagonist] out of here. 

The supervillain’s back was turned to the villain, but at the sound of their footsteps the supervillain turned. “Finally! You never seem to be able to-” The supervillain blinked at them. “Well you’re certainly not what I expected.” They put one finger on their chin. “Now where have I seen you before?” They gave a thin lipped smile. “Oh yes, I remember. My little competition. Well only one of us can fight [Hero], so I’ll give them your regards.”

They pulled out a gun. 

The villain didn’t flinch. “[Hero] won’t be coming.”

There was a slight pause for a moment. [Protagonist] looked up at the sound of the villain’s voice. Their eyes widened. The villain could hardly imagine what was going through their head right now. 

When the supervillain spoke again their voice was laced with annoyance. “Oh, and why not?”

“Because [Protagonist] isn’t dating them anymore, they’re dating me and if you lay one more finger on them I’m going to tear you apart.”

Another pause. [Protagonist]’s eyes had somehow gone even wider. A small smile was playing on the supervillain’s lips, but the villain kept their gaze steady.

“You really expect me to believe that?” the supervillain asked incredulously.    

The villain shrugged. “Ask them.”

The supervillain turned to [Protagonist]. They tore the gag off. “Well?” they asked,  impatience starting to grow in their voice.

[Protagonist] breathed deeply. They looked straight at the villain, doubt flashing in their eyes.

The villain looked right back at them. Trust me.

And, to the villain’s surprise, they did. “I told you,” they said to the supervillain, “we broke up.”

The supervillain turned back to the villain. The villain could almost see the gears turning in their head. However, the villain couldn’t do much about it with the gun still pointed at their chest.

But they knew they were lying to themselves. They could do something about it. Except their plan seemed to be going okay, and if the hero kept their word, they would be getting help soon. 

The villain didn’t need the power.

That is until the supervillain pressed the gun against [Protagonist]’s head.

“Well I guess if [Hero] isn’t coming, I don’t need them anymore, do I?” 

The villain’s blood went cold. They started to surge forward, “Don’t you dare . . .”

But the supervillain just pressed harder, making the protagonist gasp, and the villain stop.

They tsked. “Careful,” they said. “Don’t do something you’ll regret.”

The villain’s jaw clenched. “What do you want?”

The supervillain smiled at them, a sharp vicious kind of smile. “Revenge.”

Right as they said it, the villain knew exactly what was going to happen. And immediately, they knew what they had to do. They latched onto the power inside them and pushed all of it at the supervillain. 

Suddenly all the color drained from their face and the gun slipped out of their hand, falling to the floor with a clatter.

The protagonist’s eyes darted from them to the villain. “What are you doing?”

The villain didn’t answer, all of their focus was on the supervillain as they pulled at every string, everything that made them tick. 

The guards looked at each other and took aim, but they were displaced by a very late attack from behind. 

“[Hero] get them out of here.” The villain said, their eyes not moving from the now writhing on the ground supervillain.

The hero untied [Protagonist]. They almost ran to the villain, but one look stopped them in their tracks. 

“Go.”

The villain had never wanted them to see them like this, but it was too late now. Only when they were gone did the villain loosen their hold on the supervillain.

They walked up close to them. The supervillain’s lips were blue and their eyes were vacant. The villain hadn’t done enough to kill them, but enough to be sure they weren’t going to give them any more trouble. 

But when the villain crouched down to examine them, they heard a faint noise. 

Laughter. The supervillain was laughing. 

“You th-think,” the supervillain rasped, “you can trust them.”

“Not for a moment.”

The supervillain shook their head slightly, unbelief evident in their voice. “So naive. Why do you think they left me alive?” 

The villain didn’t respond to that one. 

The supervillain laughed again. Shaky and weak as it was, it still chilled the villain to the bone. “They used me. They used me until there was nothing left to give.” Their eyes glittered. “And now that they know what you can do . . .”

The villain stood up. They didn’t need to hear anymore. They walked away. 

The supervillain was still laughing long after they were gone.

***

The protagonist was still waiting on the porch. Waiting until the villain finally showed their face again. 

The protagonist didn’t really know what they would say to them. What could they say? The villain had avoided them for weeks and now they had just risked everything to save them. 

The hero had explained to them the whole story. The villain had come to their doorstep. Their doorstep, to tell [Hero] that the protagonist was in trouble. And just when everything couldn’t get more confusing, the villain had superpowers. Horrifying superpowers. 

Powers that could have defeated [Hero] easily in any fight they had. 

The villain let them win and the protagonist couldn’t figure out why. 

And every time the protagonist thought of how the villain risked their life for them, their heart filled with . . . confusing things. They knew the hero did that for them all the time, but the protagonist knew it was mostly for the publicity. The villain did it for them. 

And there they were right now. Walking up the sidewalk with an almost sheepish look on their face. 

The protagonist folded their arms, watching as the villain stopped at the porch. “You ignored me for a month.”

They paused. “Well I did just save you.”

The protagonist raised a brow. “And you think that makes up for that?”

“I think that more than makes up for-”

The protagonist threw their arms around the villain. “I could’ve taken them down anytime I wanted, but thanks for being there anyway,” they murmured playfully.

The villain froze for a moment. But only a moment. They hugged the protagonist back with a warmth the protagonist never knew they were capable of. 

“Glad I could help,” they murmured back.

The protagonist pulled back a little and watched their eyes. Those eyes were everything. And right then, they wanted to see what those eyes had to offer.

They leaned in and kissed them. 

And the villain kissed back, hard and fierce and gentle at the same time. The protagonist couldn’t help the small twinge of guilt they felt in their heart. They knew this would hurt [Hero], but they both hadn’t felt like this for each other in a long time. 

The villain was the first one to pull away.

“What now?” they asked, their voice breathless. 

“I don’t know.”

The villain shrugged. “Guess we’ll find out together.”

“Not if you’re going to say cheesy stuff like that.”

“Alright we won’t find out together.”

“That’s better.”

[smutty-ki113r]

ok ok so ben knows abt u and i told him quite a bit abt u and everything u do...i even showed him the picture of u. he thinks u r hot 😏 and he thinks we would be a great team. he said "squad chaos am i rite?" i told him abt that one pic of him and sally doin selfcare; where u said u wanna do that with him; and he was like: wait they wanna do that with me? 🥺 so i think he loves u bestie <3 !! he loves reading fanfiction! he always reads me the jeff and toby ones and i read the rest to him lol. he's so nice; he loves all his fans.

oh here is a quick list of what some of them think of me and their fans (because instead of talking to toby i went around and asked all of them(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)):

ben: likes me; thinks i am funny? wth. this man loves all his fans and wants to hug em

nina: thinks all her fans r epic and we r basically best friends

slenderman: what r fans? no but he doesn't care. if u confront him he might be confused cuz like: "why do u like me? i could kill u" and i am basically useless to him other than the fact i make art for him and i keep the bunch occupied

toby: this man does not understand why he has less fans then jeff- he legit says "is it cuz i shower more?" (they both shower regularly [once a week ben said-] lol but they make fun of eachother a lot) idk what he thinks of me but ig he thinks i am cool?

jeffy boi: he's so smug oml- but at the same time he be like: ugh fans, they aren't good enough for me anyways! (he always asks me if u wrote a fanfiction abt him cuz he loves them. but he only likes the ones abt him. -.-) idk what he thinks of me but he speaks to me-

masky; hoodie and ej: dude i think they hate me. they always give me sideeye whenever i see them. they don't care abt fans

lj: he absolutely adores all his fans!! he loves fanart; fanfictions; cosplay all of it!! he gets so flustered cuz he doesn't really think he's as likeable like the others ig :< he said he likes me but we never spend time with eachother cuz he doesn't really hang with the chaos trio or nina

jane: doesn't like me cuz i like(love) jeff :< thinks fans r chill but doesn't really care abt it

that's all for now

-🃏

I cannot exaggerate that I let out the ugliest cry you’ve ever heard in your life enough. Fucking. God. You know that? That every time you send a message about literally anything about ben i fucking sob??? Like its bad, and it’s a problem. Also you took time out of your day to do this for me, and I could not appreciate you more. If there is anything you want, fucking I’ll do the request you sent for kinktober! ANYTRHING I SWEAR you dunno how much this made my day. I haven’t cried over something that made me happy in so long and this- this did.

I keep rereading that first paragraph and tears just fucking blind my vision, fuck. He- he thinks IM HOT??!! Jesus Christ lord almighty god help me. Because ive never felt this happy so there must be something wrong with me. YOU TOLD HIM WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE SKINCARE PIC?! God my cheeks are sticky rn, with fucking tears and my eyes are red. So thank you for that.

Side note: if I could ask something of you, just a small thing please I beg. Next time you see him please tell him that im almost there, that Ill see him soon and that i love him so very much. That would mean the world to me. FUCK I CANT STOP CRYINg.

Ok onto jeff- JEFF LIKES MY FANFICTIONS??!! WHRATUY WHAT WHATTTTT oml oml oml oml oml i feel like this is the highest level of flattery ive ever recieved. OKOK but like HE KNOWS ABOUT ME TOO? He asks if I wrote a fic about him???!!

Fuck and tell LJ i love him too, that mans was my lifeline for I dunno how long. If you can give him a hug for me, and tell him that in thought I’ve never abandoned him.

Joker card anon. Fucking i love you. I hope you know that. I hope you know that. KNOW THAT. Because this I cant even express the love I have in my heart for these words. God i sound so pathetic but thank you. It means so so so much to me. I love you.

[chicago-reeed]

Detroit Evolution

So

These are some notes that I took while I watched DE for the first time. It’s a lot. Like, six pages, a lot. I decided I should probably spare everyone’s dashboards and put it under a cut.

Warning: overuse of the fuck word because I am a dramatic little shit who gets overwhelmed easily

- Alright here we go. I don’t know if I’m mentally prepared to go through this hhhhh

- THE CINEMATOGRAPHY I NUT

- fuck he smellin the flowers good

- “hey tin can :P” “good morning gavin :P”

- I’m actually fucking crying IVE HAD TO PAUSE SO MANY TIMES JUST TO BREATHE AND IM ONLY AT 1:25

- FUCK ITS 1:27 AND HES FIXING HIS COLLAR HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH THIS WHEN MY VISION IS BLURRY WITH TEARS

- “I don’t need to breathe” BAZINGA

- *slaps my face repeatedly* keep it together bitch

- “I like the way you look<3” aaaaaaaaannd here I go again

- HAHAHA HE WAS DAYDREAMING SAME NINES SAME

- oh god oh god witty banter WITTY BANTER I CANT FUNCTION

- C H R I S  IM SCREAMING

- detective motha fuckin chris I don’t need to see any more I got what I came for

- Honestly all they need to do to calm down the protestors is get nines out there so he can say “please stop you’re being very mean >:/“ and they would probably just go home ngl

- “I’ve never been intimidated by people who hate androids” OH MY GOD NINES WITH THE BAZINGA’S TODAY WHAT A LEGEND

- can I just say the white jacket is such a power move I can’t believe nines invented fashion

- Gavin bein soft and reaching back for Nines in the crowd🥺homygod

- Gavin “no one calls him plastic but ME” Reed

- The only time I will support police brutality™️

- Gavin is so OP we stan

- Nines “you raise a fist, then I get PISSED😡” RK900

- “y’all have a nice day” Protect Detective Chris Miller at all costs

- Nines sees Gavin’s scars as charming PUT ME TO DEATH

- ADA OH LORD SHES STUNNING IM SOBBING

- Okay I need to pause and breathe again the cinematography got me chokin

- Uh ooohhh someone is jeeaaalouus😛

- Nines really said “no worry fam I’ll airdrop the case files to u”

- Ada: *exists*

- me: I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me

- HA GAV DEFINITELY JEALOUS RIP

- And nines back at it again with the sass I AM LIVING

- Chris and Gavin’s reactions to Nines imitating Ada is the best thing I’ve seen all year

- “I can do your voice too” HIS FACE IMDBDHDJKDJD CRYIGGGSBSN

- oh ;-; shit Michael really finna make me cri

- God damn the intro credits are so beautiful

- TINAAAAAAA BABYYYYY

- Real coffee hours with the sharktreuse mug🦈

- “our boy” SHIT IM CRYING AGAIN

- Tina knows Gavin was absolutely feral before Nines appeared at the DPD

- Half An Asshole squad please stand up we ride at dawn

- Gavin with the knockoff timbs WE STAN😎

- maybe “thank god, I hate you, you love me, move your feet, oop” will be our always

- I’m living for the whole “criminal minds” vibe goin on here

- Bruh Gavin got the hook-ups fr fr

- ❤️WITTY BANTER WITTY BANTER WITTY BANTER W❤️

- The level of reed900 is staggering

- I’ve had to pause and breathe so many times it’s pathetic I’m not even 15 mins in

- GAVIN SAID mwah<3🖕IM FUCKING DIED

- 850% godt damn Nines got that IOS 50 update

- NINES PUT CHRIS’ PROMOTION PARTY IN THE CALENDAR WHAT A GOOD DAD

- maybe “our calendar” will be our always

- Chris “wingman of the year” Miller

- Who’s that Pokémon??? It’s JEALOUS GAV

- The way Nines said “I don’t feel anything for her.” I see you bud

- insecure Gavin needing reassurance™️

- Im fucking dying I fucking died bro BRO WE ALL KNOW WHO YOURE TALKING ABOUT, NINES, WE ALL KNOW

- Asexual Nines FTW👊😤👏👏👏❤️He gives zero fucks of ANY kind

- AN ANGEL HAS APPEARED WITH A GLOWY BLUE SCARF

- BREAKING NEWS: affection-starved Gavin™️ is literally begging for love

- GAVIN REED STOP BEING MEAN TO GAVIN REED OR ELSE

- “But there’s much more to admire about you than to detest, I think.”<333

- JJ not being suspicious at all nope no way Jose

- Lazzo has said two words and I love him already

- I don’t think I’ve seen this episode of COPS before🤔🤔🤔

- We all know Nines secretly wants to wear those fun glasses

- “Officer I swear I’ve never seen that arm in my life, it’s my friend’s he just asked me to hold it for him, Android arm what android arm heh”

- “Like robot arms, not gun arms.” You’re doing great sweetie🥰

- HAND TOUCH HAND TOUCH HAND TOUCH H

- Chris “the interrogator” Miller😎

- THE CINEMATOGRAPHY

- soft n sleepy gav™️ is soft n sleepy

- FUCKING SLEEVELESS SWEATSHIRT IVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT GAV IN A SLEEVELESS SWEATSHIRT FOR SO LONG AND NOW IT’S REAL IM

- You can wear my😋😘sweeaatshiiiirt😝😁🤗 (I’m sorry I had to)

- inconspicuous loving glances™️

- #GiveAndroidsFuckinHealthcare2K20

- AAAHHHHHHHH I CANTT BREAF

- HEAD>ON>SHOULDER

- INCONSPICUOUS LOVING GLANCES™️

- Gavin has not slept in 80 years

- He really said “I’m fine” BITCH

- Bed time for brats™️ no later than 8:30pm

- hell yeah sleepover time

- “stop lookin at my insides n shit” I want that on a t shirt

- ANDROID DREAMS

- Nines is so soft I might die

- But he’s somehow equally suave as fuck how is this fair

- Oh my god dream!gavin is like Nines’ conscious this is so presh

- “What do you think Gavin was gonna say?” nsndJSKDOFIWKDBDNDNSJDBBDJDJDJDNDJXJNDIFUIFIEKWN HES STILL THINKING ABOUT THEIR CONVO

- dream!gavin you sly dog

- “To have this. Out there.” DONT FUCK WITH MY HEART LIKE THAT THIS INNER-MONOLOGUE FLUFF IS SO SWEET

- Nines being insecure™️

- Listen to dream!gavin, Nines, he has big brain

- The fact that Nines subconsciously KNOWS that irl!Gav “just wants someone that doesn’t hate him” but he’s STILL like alas, I can never be what gavin needs :’(

- nu babie don’t be sad🥺

- oh my god they’re both train wrecks protect them at all cost

- c r i p e s❤️the reed900 hurt/comfort we all needed

- FUCK

- Concerned boyfriends™️

- Maybe “I’m fine” will be our always

- GAV🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💔💔💔💔💔💔

- Insecure boyfriends™️

- Nines “I’m not going to get any closer to Gavin because I can’t help him but also I want to cuddle with him because he had a nightmare” RK900

- did someone say  c a t

- dumb babie gav jus spoon the dumb android so you both feel better

- Me: *rubs evil hands together* aha here comes the angst

- cue tragic backstory

- oh

- tragic backstory indeed

- YES DAD!FOWLER WE LOVE

- Gavin is so desperate for anyone to care about him I’m crying tears

- SHIT IT’S CUDDLE TIME™️ NOW IM REALLY FUCKING CRYING

- Alexa this is so god damn sad play despacito

- YES

- HAND>HOLDING

- HEAD>ON>SHOULDER

- NINES’ SKIN RETRACTING WHERE THEIR HANDS ARE TOUCHING THIS IS LIKE EVERY REED900 STAN’S DREAM COME TRUE

- Oh shit it’s about to get domestic I don’t think I’m mentally prepared

- YOU CAN WEAR MY😝💪SWEEAATSHIIIIIIRT🤪🔥🔥🔥 (I’m never letting the sleeveless sweatshirt thing go)

- Uh oh NO FUCK I’ve read enough fan fiction to know that this is where Gavin’s fucking trust issues kick in and he decides pushing nines away is safer than getting closer to him SHIT

- AND NINES GETS CONFUSED AND HURT

- AND THEN GAVIN GETS HURT

- I feel angst in this Chili’s tonight

- “I need you to leave” aaaaaaahhhhhhhh here come a whole different kind of tears

- frick dude that ouches

- Insert sad babie noises

- Oml the tension☠️poor Chris and Ada are like😑😑

- Chris could solve this case all by himself change my mind

- Gavin and Nines = (ò///-///ó)

- Chris = :D~oblivious~

- HELL YEAH PARTY TIME

- BEST WIVES TINA AND VALERIE AHHHH

- reed900 who??? I don’t know her. I only know ❤️valerina❤️

- I can’t believe Gavin and Nines invented angst

- I went and got blue gatorade just so I could pretend I was drinking thirium like Nines

- #DetectiveChen2K20

- real sad gavin hours

- Ruh roh Gavin bouta die from the ‘rona virus because rat man smokes hella

- CINEMATOGRAPHY CHEEEEECK HOLY SHIT

- my entire aesthetic in a single shot jfc

- Aaaaahhhh Nines trying to be a supportive bf just makes me ;-; [takes damage]

- HES ACCEPTED GAVIN AS MORE THAN A PARTNER🥺that, my friends, is what we call character development

- We stan the otp aggressively talking about their feelings

- “I’m not going anywhere.” FUCK™️

- SMOKE>FACE

- Aaaaand they’re back at square one. It’s cool it’s fine it’s all good we can work with this.

- Gavin: I don’t need you ò-ó

- Gavin: *immediately after Nines leaves* fuck ó-ò

- “It’s fine”™️

- I love Ada so much hhhhhh she said 🤨

- “Basic Instinct” TINA WITH THE HEAT OMG

- *nervous laugh* haha Ada sis maybe chill a little bit ha ha

- oh no I have a not good feeling

- ADA CHILL ADA CHILL

- WHY IS HE FOLLOWING HER INTO AN ALLEY AFTER THAT SKETCHY TALK

- AAA FUCK FUCK FUCJDJEMNSNDJDNXU FUCK I FUCKING KNEW IT FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK

- 😖x1000000

- Oh my god this is so fucking sad Alexa play The Sound of Silence

- Nines got fucked up and Gavin is CONCERNED

- aayyyyy bro Nines full on nakey

- Tina and Gavin sad bro huggin👊😔

- ADA HOW DARE YOU. HOW VERY DARE YOU.

- Uh oh Nines is fckn PISSED

- he MAD mad

- Tina speakin straight facts I love her

- WOOP GAVIN FINALLY ADMITTING HE NEEDS NINES

- f u c k  right in the heart

- I don’t want to attempt writing any notes at this moment because my thoughts are completely incoherent I am a MESS

- “I need you to come back, Nines.” DONT PLAY W ME LIKE THAT

- HAND HOLDING FTW

- Did Gavin really almost bring Nines back through the power of love I am SHAKING

- Dream!Gavin speaking truth as ALWAYS

- These damn flashbacks making me feel some type of way

- OH SHIT HE AWAKE

- that actually low key jump scared me

- God damn these sets are so fucking pro, I’m so happy

- REUNION

- Tina really say “Chris ;) ;) lets go get some ;) coffee ;) ;) ;) ;)”

- CHRIS’ REALIZATION FACE FUCKING LAID ME OUT I HAD TO PAUSE I WAS LAUGJINB SO HARD

- You Undead Asshole™️

- Gavin: ( ⚆ _ ⚆ ) fuck he actually heard me talk about my feelings n shit

- Nines: You literally told me you fucking needed me like five minutes ago

- Gavin: huh weird that doesn’t sound like me I actually hate you

- ooOOHHH  S H I T

- REALLY IS THIS REALLY HAPPENIGN

- woah shit sorry I blacked out for a second what happened

- MY POOR LITTLE FUCKING REED900 HEART IS EXPLODING AND IMPLODING AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME

- CAAAAAAAAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIIIGGHTT

- holy shit I actually gave myself a bloody fucking nose because I smacked my face too hard in excitement

- ❤️💘🧡💞💕💘💓💚💛💘💞💓💛💛💞💘❤️💚💘💜💕💖❤️❤️💕💓💗💘💖💚💝❤️

- FUCK

- “What dipshit programmed you to do that?” 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️FUCK

- My aunt came in and told me she heard me shouting then asked why I was crying

- HAHA FUCKING CHRIS IS MEEEE

- shit I need to like..,,,,physically recover from that

- whew okay break time is over let’s fucking go

- Nines in the cheeky turtleneck I SEE U

- #DETECTIVECHEN2K20

- Gavin: I’m ready to take this hoe DOWN

- Initiate protocol: SAVE ADA FROM HERSELF

- I could listen to Tina talk to dispatch for hours🥰❤️❤️❤️

- WHITE TRENCH COAT WHITE TRENCH COAT WHITE TRENCH COAT WHITE T

- Gavin being hella concerned boyfriend™️

- FIGHT SCENE™️

- omfg that crowbar really went *CLANG* when it hit Ada’s steel fkn abs what a legend💪😎

- Hell yeah epic Nines gif moment

- no Ada don’t choke Gavin it only makes him stronger

- CHRIS THE MOTHER FUCKIN GOAT😎👏👏👏he really said “fuck ur monologue I’m here to get shit done”

- ADA QUEEN YOURE OKAY SWEETIE

- That character development godt damn

- I might be reaching but Gavin is now wearing a white/off-white shirt/gray that kINDA RESEMBLES DREAM!GAVIN’S SHIRT. Coincidence? I THINK NOT. THATS SYMBOLISM IF I EVER DID SEE IT.

- “buyer’s remorse, huh?”

- “I can’t be everything you need.”

- That awkward moment when you realize the person you were hiding your feelings from has also been hiding their feelings from you.

- “a year of that fuckin’...Ken Doll face smirkin’ at me every day” BE CUTER GAVIN, I DARE YOU.

- naked hand = love

- CHEEKY BASTARDS

- FUCK FUCK FUCK ME

- THAT WAS SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL

- So my review of this film could be summed up by saying that I basically cried for an hour and fifteen minutes.

- Holy damn

[chaotic-noceur]

regarding pragma.

read it here

Dear @softpedropascal

wow this took so much longer than I thought it would whoops.

So, first off- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I hope you have the bestest day ever cuz you deserve it!

I’m incapable of forming coherent thoughts so um...here’s a cumulative post of my running commentary because my binge reading plans got disrupted so this seemed... neater? Idk. anyways, here you go. 

Part 1

No matter how many meetings and mediations you two went through, he still found a reason to keep dragging this out.

I read this as ‘meetings and meditations’ and was very confused for a sec 😂

That hat. You got him that hat. He still wore it?

omg u gave the hat a backstory. adkgadflhg 😍

He was tempted. God, was he tempted, but he shook his head and stood up straight. 

This just. Yes. We love a respectful man. 

I love all the little hints that you’re dropping about the reader and Frankie’s backstory. 

⫷⫸ ⫷⫸ ⫷⫸

Part 2

He told himself long ago that be would never forgive her for what she did,

WHAT DID I DO OMG.

“Can’t you, I dunno, sign for him?” he asked.

😂😂Frankie. Sweetheart. Who do you take me for? I can’t forge someone’s signature. I don’t have the skills for that. 

There was a reason he didn’t say goodbye. He was afraid to. He was afraid that if he said them again, he would have to go another five years without seeing her. Or has it been longer?

mY hEaRt

Pope and and Frankie’s ENTIRE interaction. 😍 I love that he can see right through Frankie’s bs, loves him anyways but will give it to him straight. 

He was too busy thinking about how if he had gotten his shit together, he could be living here with her, taking walks to his favorite lake every day.

asdfgadfkglhdf!!! Boo it ain’t all your fault 😢 (or is it 😏)

It’s funny how the simplest touch can cause the most complex feelings—feelings that he had sworn he buried deep inside of him somewhere. It was a complicated thing trying to be angry at her because in that moment all was forgotten and forgiven.

the DEPTH. in these sentences. oml. I’m so ready to learn about this complicated backstory.  

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Part 3

“I can make him sign ‘em,” he offered.

YES. I love a low key threatening boi.

“Yeah, until you decided I wasn’t good enough,” 

“Did you want to show me what I could have had with you if I wasn’t such a fuck up.” He sighed and put his hands on his hips.

AFGHSKF OMG MY HEART.

“I’m trailing water and mud all over the place but just remember that I saved your life before getting mad, okay?” 

“Nothing. Just like saying your name.”

ahhhh these are precious!!  

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Part 4

“Yeah. People do that right? Day dates?” He honestly wasn’t sure. Dates weren’t his forte.

🥺 someone help him. He’s so cute omg. 

“We might’ve made out a little too,” he mumbled.

aksfhksdfg look at him turning into a flustered boy!!!

“No. I just…stopped looking up,”

Babes. Idk if the double meaning was intentional but like. Wow. That hit hard. 

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Part 5

and has a name like ‘Bill’ or ‘Tom’.”

oop. We love a subtle Redfly dig 😂

!!!! IDK WHAT TO BLOCKQUOTE BUT OMG FRANKIE BEING PROTECTIVE. THE READERS BACKSTORY. FRANKIE KISSING AT THE PAST BRUISES. ANGRY FRANKIE OMG. 😭

I’m sorry there’s probably some more amazing stuff after that but t’was not a good ace day so i skipped the smut

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Part 6

You hid your body from him at first and when he moved your hands, you covered your face. Then he told you to never hide from him—he would always think you were beautiful

🥺🥺 this is so soft omg

sorry skipped the smut but im sure it was beautiful

“I’m not going anywhere.” You moved his arms so you could kneel in front of him. “I’m staying.”

*incoherent screaming*

“You can ask me for anything. I would give up everything I for you.”

The whole ending scene was AMAZING okay but this. This line right here. Big hurt omg. He knows the weight of what he’s saying. He knows how hard the road to recovery is and how many things are gonna try push him off that path. But he says it anyways. And it really really shows just how much she means to him. Brava! 

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Part 7

lmao I really need to start reading the warnings 😂

She was never going to be sad longer than necessary if he had anything to do about it.

WHERE CAN I GET A FRANKIE OML 😭

“That no matter where we were, when we look up, we’re looking at the same moon.” He looked at her though she was still looking up. “That always kept me going, you know?”

THE SOFT. AHHHHHH

The moonlight seemed to shine directly on her and make her glow like some ethereal being. She was an angel. She had to be. The stars twinkled above them but he had his own right here right now.

eXcUsE mE. wHo gAvE yOu tHe rIgHt tO wRiTe sOmEtHIng tHiS bEAuTiFul

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Part 8

“Stop ruining my romantic moment, please.

HAHAHAH I LOVE!

I can’t even- Omg. This whole chapter. I have no words

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Part 9

“I can’t,” he said, voice broken. “Please just let me…let me hold you. Let me…”

IDK THE FULL CONTEXT TO THIS (really hating my ace-ness rn cuz this last line is so heartfelt) BUT OMG BROKEN FRANKIE I JUST. ARGHHH

you realized that you were embracing your entire world right then and there. Letting it go would be the hardest thing you’d ever do.

take my heart and crush it why don’t you omg. 😭😍

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Part 10

She was hurt again. And it was his fault again.

I can’t do it. I can’t be alone anymore.

asdfghjk GURL. WHO HURT YOU OMG. LEMME HURT THEM BACK. 

His world spun and he felt like he was falling. He fell and fell into the abyss with no one there to save him as the bag felt like it was burning a hole in his hand. Is it hot? He felt hot. Burning up. Had he finally died and gone to hell? God knows that’s where he belonged.

No. It’s just an overwhelming darkness. Nothing. And that’s what he wanted, right? To feel nothing.

*VERY INCOHERENT SCREAMING* This is beautiful writing omg. The raw emotion in this. Holy hell. 

oml. That transition from pure pain and angst into love just *chefs kiss*. Frankie deserves so much 😭

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Part 11

“It wasn’t supposed to make you cry,”

wHat eLsE wAs iT sUpPoSeD tO dO omg. 

This whole chapter was SO CUTE!!! The way that Frankie just knows things about her. UGH. 

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Part 12

“What if it’s big and pulls me in?!”

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY OMG

“I don’t wanna die,” he whispered.

His life felt as though it was falling apart all over again and he realized it was because she was the one that held him together and now that he was leaving, everything was one big mess again.

*inaudible screaming*

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Part 13

That ending tho! I love that you gave them their own little thing with the moon. Its so sweet 🥰and the Pope-Frankie friendship moments. *melts*

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Part 14

okay i was gonna blockquote but there was too much to quote This whole chapter felt so raw omg. If you’re pulling from real experience then I’m so sorry you ever had to go through that *pulls you into the biggest hug ever* (assuming you like hugs, if you don’t... i send you an affectionate ‘rubbing my forehead into your shoulder’)

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Part 15

“You could’ve walked in here with your head shaved and I’d still love it…but…please don’t.”

😂 yessss give me the humour in this sad

still haven’t learnt to read the warnings oml 🤦🏻‍♀️

ahhhh the soft reassuring Frankie content!!!!

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Part 16

“Probably because it’s Wednesday,” he said.

“It is?” you asked.

“Yeah. What day did you think it was?”

I FEEL SO ATTACKED OMG. What even is time anymore.

asfadsdfgdhk Its so SOFFTTT. Is this what it’s like to fall in love??😭

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Part 17

hallelujah i’ve finally learnt to read the warnings

ngaww Frankie being all excited and soft 🥺🥺 are they going camping?? are we gonna get Frankie in his element??

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Part 18

I’m as flat as a board back there.

I feel attacked and this wasn’t even directed at me oml 😂😂

tHeY aRe sO iN lOvE oMg 😍

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Part 19

I get it, it’s embarrassing, but I’m not judging you for it.

YES. In this house, we don’t judge people who are struggling to find jobs!

“I wouldn’t say them if you didn’t deserve them. You deserve good things, Frankie. You may not feel like you do but you do. Always.”

He sighed and rubbed your back. “If you say it then it must be true.”

*incoherent screaming* we all deserve good things okay 😭

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Part 20

thank you for the warnings that i’ve finally learnt to read before reading the fic

What if I’m a lost cause? Just some pathetic druggie who can’t get his shit together…mooching off his girl.

NOOO You’re not just some pathetic druggie Frankie😭😭

“Sleepovers? Do I get to paint your nails? Do your hair?”

Our love has aged gracefully kinda like us.

THE SOFT OMG 🥺🥺

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Part 21

“With all due respect, sir, I’m not and have never been an addict. Yeah, I did drugs. Yes, I hurt your daughter and she had to leave, but you know what, we’re together now and nothing’s gonna change that. She’s forgiven me and she loves me and that’s all that matters.”

YAS. I love this change from nervous wreck to confidence! 

This is so happy and soft and sweet oml. My angsty soul doesn’t know how to deal. 😭

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Part 22

Sweet baby jesus. It was soft. And then it was not. And then it was soft again and I just. *incoherent screaming* GURL. 

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ludus

I’m gonna have a house right on the other side of the lake.

asdfgI I Have Feelings.

GURLLL. This was so innocent!! They’re both so young and cute and asgalsfjghsd. 

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eros

“Are you running away from something?” she asked, and he bristled. “From me because you love me and don’t know how to say it?”

*incoherent screaming* well shit. you go gurl! you call him on his crap!

I skimmed the smut but like Frankie being a nervous wreck is 🥺

If you wanna see someone else while I’m gone, you can.

*more screaming because OMG if only he knew what that would lead to*

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ania

O damn. I kinda loved his slow descend into darkness... The fact that the reader still clings on to hope and love and just, damn. I’m lost for words. 

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coda

... 

...

that’s all my brain feels right now. that was dark, but like. a good dark. It was heart wrenching but beautiful and- “I won’t be able to find you if I’m lost myself,” THIS. I just. *chefs kiss* but also, *ugly sobbing*. 

[mochiable]

oml you are obsessed, but i understand because DAMN is he attractive like holy heck if i didn't bias shua then like, *side eyes* i almost fell when home run was released because phew ;-; him and mingyu ;-; and Vernon ;-; but also his mullet—

I REMEMBER THAT FAN TAKEN PICTURES AND WHEN WE FURST GOT TO SEE HIM OMG ;-; THE8 the supreme mulleter :') made me realize that i had a thing for people who look good with mullets but we shan't talk about that

yes i am a little too smitten by a y-oshi and uh yeah it's not like i would give my everything to him, but also like, i would give my happiness for him to keep on smiling ik im pathetic and so goddamn infatuated but like.... who wouldn't be after seeing THIS???

*malfunctions* too. much. serotonin. mother, help. ;-;

ugh don’t even remind me of that look,,, definitely one of the hairstyles that attracts me the most, between the mullet and the curly hair i almost had a heart attack😩 but like just look at him, destroy my life sir please, at this point i get down on my knees to beg you😾👊👊

also joshua hehe😳, joshua,,, joshua has his own thing *looks at him out of the corner of her eye* the same thing happens to me but just the other way round lol can’t help it sorry👉👈

and no bestie, not pathetic at all. it’s exactly the same for me with hao, as much as i’d be suffering like a bitch i’d give everything i had to see him happy cause i’m a fucking simp 💀

and yeah he’s a cutie, look hehe ello