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survivormetaverse · 3 years ago

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Episode 1 - "I know the game will pick up eventually" ~Shaad

chile lemme not get thrown out for making all these stan twitter bitch references I'M LICHERALLY HARMLESS I DON'T MEAN MOST OF WHAT I SAY DKJFHASJKLDG

ngl tho i'm kinda shitting myself over these challenges bc i don't wanna get tossed on the first round JKAHFSJKDGHJ my ant eye et tea is through the ROOF

oh girl, first impressions? ngl, the gays and girls here seem quite lovely, hopefully they won't have to carry me the entire time LMAO

Okay like the only person I like/talked to is Jodi but she seems like a smart cookie so ima sleep with one eye open. But idk I'm ready to put on my fake ass smile and my fake ass kind words and get through this part. It's interesting with 6 people per tribe like if we lose I don't have that solid "core" yet but theres a chance that it would be me, jodi, amy because we were the first three on and active so idk. the immunity challenge is cool, the hunt challenge is cool too. im not good at timed puzzles, so I don't think I'm gonna go for it but a part of me feels like everyone across the tribes isnt gonna do it becsuse theyre scared so thats a good opportunity to sneak in and play with less people against me? idk idk idk ahhh

🎶Oh my god we're back again🎶 Hey peeps!! :DDD Here I am againnnn, how fun! Tbh I forgot this was today lowkey and Dylan reminded me and I was like oop 😳 also I am so sorry to everyone that I cannot help but sprinkle the fact that we are now dating in all of my first convos bc IM VERY GAY apologies✨ for how often I'm mentioning it I mean 😂 My tribemates seems so cool, Jennifer and Babs are newbies but seem up to the challenge, Jay A and Colin already giving off immaculate vibes✨ Me and Dyl are hosting Ingary in a month and I do have like work and everything so I don't know exaclty how active I'll be in this game/ how far I'll make it but we'll see won't we!!

not me being a leader of whateva

it's the lack of reading comprehension for me (that was shade directed towards myself)

In the fools tribe !!! Moth is in my tribe which is good because we have played together before. The immunity challenge is divide and conquer! So I believe I will be doing the endurance one. I think I’ll be okay... and the hunt announcement is a good twist !!! I’m not sure if I’ll participate in the first one.. but I’ll probably change my mind. ANYWAYS, I’m ready to kick some ass

Hey guys it's me Brayden and I am so here. I'm so excited to be playing again and stuff and I have already predicted the future that I'll be the winner. Anyways I was at an award ceremony for like the first 3 hours of the game which is kind of scary bc I feel like I missed alot but I'm trying to talk to people and stuff and see what's going on. I've briefly talked to Jodi, Amy, and Ginnifer (who is so hard to talk to btw I like send her messages trying to start a real conversation and she will just respond being like same or something). Anyways the other 2 people on my tribe are offline rn so ig I missed my chance to talk to them tonight so I'll do that tomorrow. Anyways I signed up to do counting and I'm so excited bc I literally KILLED the counting challenge on Kyoshi Islands so I'm so excited to hopefully kill it again. I also decided to play the hunt challenge even though I only have 3 chances bc I'm hoping alot of people will be scared to use one of their three chances to play in the first round and I can have a better chance of winning it. But I think I'm bad at puzzles. I didn't think it through that hard I think I got excited to play a challenge but whatever I'll probably win the advantage then in a few weeks win the whole game anyways see u later.

SO its the morning after the premiere!! Everyone's settled in!! and I kinda don't know how to feel?? Overall the premiere was kinda quiet, nothing happened worth noting tbh. Everyone on the tribe showed up, so thats good, but i think we're all just feeling each other out at the moment as for the people on my tribe! everyone seems chill but also i can't put my finger on it but SOMEHOW this tribe radiates chaotic energy. I don't know HOW or WHY but I just know it DOES. The way we're interacting in the tribe chat it seems like there's a very wide range of personalities and vibes. They're either gonna complement each other or clash, and I guess we're just gonna have to wait to find out which one!!! here are my quick night 1 first impressions that no one asked for :) Anastasia - she showed up kinda late bc she had life happening, understandable. BUT she kinda just jumped right in and started vibing with everyone!! so I think she's gonna be a strong social player. I talked to her and she seems really funny, I think I might really get close with her if I'm able to talk to her more Babs - IF our tribe does end up being chaotic, it's going to be because of Babs. They're definitely the most talkative and prominent person on the tribe, but I think they might come off as messy to others. they're really funny though!! so again I can see myself wanting to work with them if I can get to know them more. They are the biggest question mark on the tribe for me currently Elle - AH. I LOVE THEM ALREADY. Within minutes of us talking they mentioned Dylan and then I found out that they're DATING and I was SCREECHING. cutest shit i've ever heard. I'm so excited to meet and play with them. Dylan is one of my fave people in the org community so ofc I wanna get to know Elle and connect with them as well!! Jay - I think Jay seems like just a very genuine open person?? Like we talked for quite a while yesterday just about games and he was asking me questions about my experience with them and all that. idk if it's because he sees me as a threat or if its because he just actually wanted to get to know me. He lowkey gives me heterosexual vibes and idk if thats true or not but idk how to bring it up. but I def wanna keep talking to him and getting to know him!! I think he might be someone I can form a genuine friendship with Jennifer - kinda have no opinion so far. I think shes the quietest on the tribe. at least for me I didn't get the chance to hear from her much. kinda gives catfish vibes. kinda gives early boot vibes. idk. we'll see what happens!

Not too much yet tbh. Just finding my footing. People are loving my energy so hopefully they’ll keep me around

So i realized Amy is runner up from the season before mine in another org and so we connected over that... of course we are not going to tell anyone else but we did have that going for us to get started. brayden is only 16 but he told me he loves magic and wanted to learn more about it so i told him id teach him some stuff! dennis and i called and connected well BUT hes kinda playing SUPER hard and wanting to throw challenges already to vote people out.. this has never worked out for anybody!! josh is cool, he works at a grocery store so he's gonna kill the "b" challenge. ginnifer has been the most MIA but i have faith that we'll work together well for the popularity contest. yall know i cant play the reverse flirt game i so badly want to coin, but i do have romance tea for yall tomorrow. stay tuned........

Jay and I talked last night so i guess we're best friends. We decided to make an alliance and try to get Elle in it. But everyone has been pretty inactive besides Jay and Collin. I've only slightly talked to Jessica this whole game and Babs hasn't even said one thing to me and I texted them hi. And apperently Babs has left Jay on opened too so they might just suck at talking right now. Hopefully Babs will talk to me they seem so funny and cool D:

I won endurance 👑!!!! Hopefully the fools tribe wins this!!!! I played against Jennifer and Dennis. I could see myself playing with Dennis down the line if we merge. I haven’t talked to anyone but Moth. So I messaged my whole tribe Introducing myself. Hopefully things work out for me!

Thoughts after the first 24hrs: https://youtu.be/I62bDSzgf68

You hear something ??? Same. Why is my tribe so quiet 😂😂😂😂 I’m trying to read off the vibes but I see nothing.

I really love my tribe and the fact that they don’t know I played last season is a good strategy to play on my end

tbh i wish we lost i wanted to go to tribal and vote one of these people out :(

Welp we got second place in the first challenge :| which isn't bad!! But it's not first place 😂😂. But I had a fun day taking pictures so whateverssss. I said I would be chaotic in this game but the opportunity hasn't presented itself yet... Guess we'll have to wait and see✨

I think at this point, my team is shady and won't say anything to me so I am nervous.

The challenges were way harder than I thought. I didn't do well at all and let my tribe down. I feel like I will be the first to get voted out if we have a tribal hearing.

We lost yay. I had a feeling. Hopefully the tribe will keep me around for now since I won endurance.... lhsisowjshwowpwpwheowowhfiwpqpqpjw. Jared thinks we can vote Bri out. Which I’m fine with, I haven’t really talked to her at all. Jared and I are going to message the others and see where everyone’s head is at. Honestly I don’t care who goes home as long as I’m safe. Everyone is quiet which is so annoying. Blahhhhhhhhhh

Well it’s my 3rd time playing and it’s not off to the best start, no one seems to be talking to anyone. And we lost meaning we are going to tribal council. So fuck- I have no idea what about to happen. I’m just hoping it’s not me or Jess

if i must confess, my strategy is to have a 4-3-2 alliance. i need a 4 to have a majority, but i dont have a 4 yet. within the 4, theres a three person alliance w me jodi and amy, but within that three i believe that the core 2 is myself and jodi. i really dont care who the 4th is. i like having jodi and amy as an alliance because theyre both doing wayy too much which is great for me :) i dont think any of these people have idols but who knows. i would love to throw the next immunity i wanna go to tribal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like we’ve got something good. We’ve got an alliance that’s set to (hopefully) vote out bri due to inactivity. Let’s just pray it works

Trying to talk in this tribe is so difficult In both my other seasons I was pretty quiet all the time It is like that x10000 I was hoping to stay under the radar but that doesn’t work if no one talks at all I suppose it depends on if I’m being played or if everyone just doesn’t talk. I think there’s a plan. Let’s hope it goes well

OKAY SO. Moth, Jared and I have a little alliance going on. We are set on voting out Bri. I just talked to Danny and Shaad and they are down with voting Bri out. I have high hopes that I’ll be safe at tribal.

Better communication.. in sticking with that fact, our communication in my team could be better and we need to put more effort into what we do, I believe in us!

https://youtu.be/595h7hmL6VY

The start to this game has been a freaking snails pace...it’s unbelievable to me that these people do not want to talk that much, especially when it’s a tribe of 6. Colin and I talk the most, I’ve gotten a decent amount out of Anastasia, and to me it feels like those 2 wants to work with me and I am fine with working with them. Usually in a larger group you want to figure out who you can work with long term and use the first few tribals to establish trust, I may throw that out the window since there’s only 5 other people on this tribe. My strategy needs to be who the hell can get me past these first few votes before a swap happens, and I feel like I can rely on Colin and Anastasia for that. I’d like to pull in Elle, because she’s the one who’s talked to me the most out of her, Babs, and Jennifer. Everyone seems nice, but it would be lovely if people would be more active.

I’m enjoying the fact our tribe won the first challenge everyone is very nice I love it :)

This round has been pretty smooth sailing. I know the game will pick up eventually but for now, we are just going with the flow as a tribe

https://youtu.be/UZVzZ6d6GRU

ok so apparently ginnifer isn't famous. she's just a bit quiet and mysterious. ok with me, just gonna take a while because I'm a loud and outspoken person (and player). amy, dennis and I have an alliance called "fang gang" (it's really just 3 emojis of vampires) and we're going to run the premerge hopefully. I do like brayden a lot, and maybe I'll propose a 3 with him, amy and myself to have a solid 4 control the votes until a swap. round 1 not bad so far!

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Edgics:

Power Rankings:

Phantom

Jodi: I believe Jodi is thriving on this tribe. She is very obviously a social player who picks up on the littlest details. I’m sure she can sniff out a plot if it comes down to it. However, Jodi is the plot. She is the leader of her tribe and is easily the most active person in the game at the moment. So long as she keeps a smile on her face and doesn’t overextend to do something messy, she will find that she will make it safely to merge. Allying with Amy could be dangerous however since Amy has stated she needs to be voted out before a certain date. This means that Jodi needs to socialize with other members of her tribe and get new allies before hers will inevitably be voted out of the game.

Amy: Even though she wants to get voted out, Amy has set herself up perfectly at Jodi’s side. She can take the heat off of herself using Jodi and is able to hide better than others. As always, her UTR game has come out to shine. She hasn’t had anyone call her out and even though Jodi has seen her play she is still able to gain her trust.

Josh: Doing so well in the challenge has earned Josh’s place here. He makes his worth known early and has a great personality as well. This makes him very safe for any early tribal councils as no one is going to want to take him out; they want him on their side. Similar to Amy, he just seems to be using an under the radar social game which he is executing well at the present moment. And, as the star of the challenge, he makes himself safe for future tribals before the swap. However, I do fear that this early impression of competition prowess will come back to haunt him if he makes it to the merge.

Dennis: I would put Dennis higher, but Jodi, his ally, already is suspicious of him. She seems to think of him as a bit of a sneak and, as the tribe leader, her opinions matter the most. It is good that he is able to be Jodi’s ally so she might stray away from voting him out. However, his desire to go to tribal and play the game so early may bite him in the butt later down the line. I can definitely see him being called out for trying to play too hard too fast. At the moment, he remains high because he seems to be decently social and no one except Jodi has sniffed him out.

Brayden: There’s not much to say on Brayden’s game. He doesn’t seem to have any allies, his challenge performance wasn’t as good as others on his tribe, and he is not in any alliances yet. This spells disaster for Brayden if his tribe goes to consecutive tribal councils. Additionally, even though he was one of the few to play in the Hunt, he didn’t win and wasn’t even close to doing so. He even gave up part way through to do the immunity challenge. I would be saving them if I were Brayden, but hindsight is 20/20. If Brayden can squeeze into being the fourth of the Jodi, Amy, Dennis alliance instead of Josh then maybe his game forecast will be better.

Ginnifer: The thing that lands Ginnifer on the bottom is that she said that her tribe could vote her out if they lost the challenge. This primes people to already be willing to get rid of her in this game. Additionally, some people have expressed difficulty with talking to Ginny such as Jodi and Amy. The former still wants to give Ginny a try at being an ally while the latter was ready to vote her out if necessary. Ginny just needs to pick up social steam and outperform in the next comp if she’s going to have longevity in this game.

Fools

Jessica: In lieu of a clear leader, Jessica has stepped up as she started the first alliance on her tribe with Moth and Jared. No doubt, Jessica’s prior relationship with Moth helped facilitate. Additionally, this seems to paint them as the “active” members of this not active tribe. Therefore, it will be very easy for Jessica to dictate votes without getting labelled as a threat since her tribe is not active enough to do so. I can definitely see her leaning on Moth as a crutch, but for now she is the topdog of her tribe. Especially so since she was the only member of her tribe to win a challenge in Divide and Conquer.

Moth: As Jessica’s right-hand person, Moth is a secure spot. It also helped that they have played this game before and is on a not active tribe. This vibes well with Moth’s gameplay style since they aren’t a social powerhouse like Jodi or Colin. Instead, she keeps it more lowkey which makes this tribe in particular a great tribe for her to thrive in.

Jared: While he hasn’t provided a confessional yet, it’s clear he’s positioned himself well with Moth and Jessica. As the topdogs of the tribe, they are key people to get in with. Besides that, he seems to be a little more active than some others, but there’s not much else to say as of right now.

Danny/Shaad: Him and Shaad can trade spots on this ranking because they are playing similar games at the moment. They are both quiet and inactive, yet are not part of the core alliance of this tribe. This could spell danger for them in upcoming tribal councils if they don’t start working on people now. They seem to be safe for now based solely on Bri’s inactivity, but, otherwise, they need to pick up their socio-strategic game before it is too late.

Bri: She seems to be the most likely person to get voted out. She was not online at all for the first two days of the game and has since remained inactive. She is easy pickings for the top 3 of this tribe which really hurts my heart. I know her in real life and she is very sociable and easy to get along with. I have no doubt that in a real life game of Survivor or Big Brother, she would kill the social game.

S.E.E.S.

Colin: Similar to Jodi, Colin is the most social person on his tribe at the moment. However, unlike Jodi, he has not taken a leader position which works to his benefit. Despite being social, Colin has been able to slip under the radar of most people with a lot of them wanting to work with him. Colin is easily going to survive until the swap, but I will caution him from getting too many allies too quickly. This tribe in particular has a wildcard willing to blow things like that up so he needs to be careful.

Elle: Similar to her previous games, Elle plays an extraordinary social game and becomes very well-liked very easily. They have no problem fitting into any situation and I foresee them making it far if they gain the right allies. What puts her at number 2 as opposed to number 1 is that she hasn’t made any strategic comments yet. Instead, she is focusing on a social game which is not a bad thing. Colin has just shown more of his gameplay in these rounds.

Anastasia: Anastasia, despite being late to the premiere, has been able to socialize with key people such as Colin and Jay. Her prior connection with Elle has also sparked an interest in Colin in working with the two of them as an alliance. Overall, her and Elle sort of share the 2 and 3 spot since they are both well-liked, did well in the challenge, and are prime allies for Colin whose word will feel like law if this tribe ever goes to tribal.

Jay: Jay is neither here nor there. He isn’t in the bottom, but he is not calling the shots either. It is good that Colin wants him as his number 1 and that Anastasia likes him. Out of the three outside of this potential Elle, Colin, Anastasia alliance, he seems like he will be most likely to be saved until a swap occurs. His calls with people have certainly been helping with that as people are able to bond more with him through there. His activity could use work, but he doesn’t need to be active if he’s liked.

Babs: With another Jodi comparison, Babs has taken the leadership position of their tribe. However, they are not as social and, in fact, considered a big threat since they are so willing to talk freely and openly in the tribe chat. Their gameplay is going to be Messy, and people have already pointed that out, making them a clear target if this tribe goes to tribal council. Despite that, they aren’t at the bottom since some people, like Colin, have expressed interest in working with that kind of player as a sort of shield. If Babs were to tone it down and be more social with people (another problem with their game), they may be able to crawl up these rankings.

Jennifer: Sadly I have to put another phonetic Jennifer at the bottom. She did the worst in the challenge across her tribe and isn’t active either. For this round, it seems she would be the easy vote if this tribe had gone to tribal. She needs to start being more social and be more of a presence in people’s minds.

#episode #episodes

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jungshookz · 6 years ago

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You know what would be great???? Culinary student! Jin and a hopeless y/n who eats ramen out of coffee pots and eats cool whip straight out of the can. Also ily and I hope you know that

→ pairing: kim seokjin x reader

→ genre: what a surprise it’s bratty!y/n, culinarystudent!jin and his fancy pasta, humour, a touch of nsfw because i’m obsessed with jin’s broAd shoulders it’s almost ridiculous

→ wordcount: 3.4k

→ note: i hope i did ur request justice also i love u more :~)))

(gif isn’t mine!) ((also i was going to use a gif of him actually cooking but tumblr refusEd to accept it so i’m sorry))

listen

being completely honest

jin thinks you’re really cute

like SUPER cute

like he’s really REALLy frickin attracted to you because you’re just so??? yOU and somehow it works and it gets his gears GRINDING okay

you were the one who moved in right next door and you greeted him with a friendly smile and a ‘here, i baked cookies!’ and of course he accepted the cookie because he’s not a complete monster

but good GOD

that cookie was awful

and to be fair he’s a culinary student so it makes sense that he has high standards but even a fOOL would know that your cookies were god-awful

before you got the chance to distribute your nasty cookies out to the rest of the people on your floor jin was like hEY hEY how about you give me.,.,,. all of your cookies,.,.. because i,.,. really like them.,.,., and.,., i want to eat.,.,. all of them.,., thank u., yes,.

anyways

you’ve known each other for almost eight months?

and nothing has happened because let’s be real

you’re both wussies

and no one’s admitting anything to anyone so you’re kind of in this flirty-friendly space and you’re both FULLY aware that there’s like.,.,. a sprinkle of flirting going on.,,

but you know what

that’s beside the point

he doesn’t even know why he’s thinking about his undeniable crusH on you

because right now all jin can focus on is the fact that you’re eating ramen out of a coffee pot

let him repeat himself

you’re eating ramen

out of a

a COFFEE pot

you’re in the middle of rambling to him about your day and he’s trying to pay attention to what you’re saying but he wants to scream every time to pause to sluRP out of the coffee pot

laundry room gossip is a pretty normal thing for you two

you’re both so busy during the day

you with your classes and jin with his culinary classes

so once or twice a week you’ll both coordinate a time to come down and do your laundry together (you guys usually shove all your clothes in together because u end up saving some $$ too) and you’ll both end up sitting there for a couple hours just talking to each other while waiting for your clothes

jin raises a brow before pressing his lips together

his mother raised him not to be judgemental but COME ON

RAMEN

out of a COFEE POT??????

out of all the things he’s seen you done this has to be the absolute worst

here are a couple of examples as to what monstrosities you’ve exposed him to:

a cold pizza sandwich (two slices of cold pizza with a drizzle of ranch and crunched up cheetos as the filling)

cereal eaten out of the baG ITSELF (u poured the milk in and everything)

chicken pancakes?? aka shredded deep fried chicken and shredded cheese mixed inTO pancake batter and panfried and then topped with a dollop of sour cream and a sprinkle of green onions

one time you made scrambled eggs in a mug and dat shit looked nasty

but this

this doesn’t even make sense

disrespecting what looks like a pretty high-quality coffee pot (he remembers you got it for christmas or something) by using it as a holder for $1 ramen

it’s probably going to stink up the coffee pot and every time you make coffee it’s always going to have that faint aftertaste of chicken broth

a shudder goes down his spine and he winces

you perk up when the drying machine suddenly beeps and stops rumbling “god finaLLy”

jin keeps his eyes glued on the damn coffee pot as you set it down next to your basket and go to retrieve your freshly-dried clothes

you bend down and pop open the dryer and the loud hiss makes jin look over

“jin?” he glances away quickly and looks up at the ceiling as a poor attempt to conceal the fact that he was totally just checking u out just now

“hm, what?” he clears his throat

“aren’t you going to come and get your clothes?”

“oh, right.” jin pushes himself up off the ground and grabs his basket

he props it up on his hip and starts picking out his clothes from the pile

“hey, these are cute.” jin can’t help but smirk as he twirls a burgundy thong around his finger

your cheeks flame up immediately

“cut it out, you perv” you scowl playfully and grab it from him quickly

the little voice in the back of your mind can’t help but wonder if perhaps jin would be interested in seeing you wear the thong

it comes with a matching bralette

“ya-“ jin pokes your arm and you look over at him “was that your dinner?” he points to the coffee pot and you glance over at it “didn’t you have ramen yesterday?”

“…yeah. instant ramen has been my dinner every day for the past week. why?” you hum nonchalantly and continue picking through the pile

you help jin out and toss one of his white t-shirts into his basket

jin can’t help but let his jaw drop

you’ve been eating processed garBAGe for the past weEK

how???????????

“it’s never enough for me tho so i usually eat a bag of chips too. i might have a frozen mac n’ cheese thingy in the freezer so that’s an option too.” you gasp excitedly “ooh i can crumble the chips over the mac n’ chee-“

“oh my god.” all of a sudden jin reaches over and puShes the rest of the clothes into his basket before grabbing your wrist and dragging you towards the door

“hey, we haven’t finished sorting out the-“

“we’ll do it later i just need to get some actual foOD into your system before all the MSG and sodium starts breakING down your internal organs”

as he’s dragging you up the stairs (the elevator is broken again what a surprise) you can’t help but admire how b r o a d his shoulders are

the cotton shirt he’s wearing is kinda thin and u swear u can see his back muscles flexing slightly

you can’t help but wonder what it’d feel like

running your hands all along his back

digging your nails into his shoulders as he,.,,., y’know

wrapping your legs around his tapered waist as he.,,.,.,. y’knOW

s i g h

you purposely pull back a little so jin slows down and gives u more time to ogle him

are you a pervert for doing that

you might be

“let me see what’s in your fridge so i can work my magic”

he’s never actually been in your apartment before

well

he’s never had a reaSon to

(you always wanna invite him in to watch a movie or something but u get shy and shrivel up immediately)

he has a good idea of the layout because his place is exactly the same as yours

he’s not surprised to see that your place is relatively neat and organised besides a couple scattered markers on the coffee table and a throw blanket tossed haphazardly over the couch

there’s a candle burning away in the middle of the coffee table that makes your place smell like warm vanilla

but then

he enters the war zone

the kitchen

oh my god

this is a living nightmare

this is HIS living nightmare

there’s just

he sees all the takeout boxes in the bin and the pizza box sitting on your kitchen island and the- well that must’ve been your breakfast or something because you sprinkled cinnamon toast crunch on a bagel smeared with waY too much cream cheese

“oh hey i forgot about this” a piece of jin’s soul dies and floats up to heaven when you pop the rest of your cinnamon-cream-cheese-bagel monstrosity into your mouth and chew thoughtfully

why does he like you

“ah, i probably should’ve offered you a bite… i’ll make one for you tomorrow if you want!”

whY DOES HE LIKE U

“i’m… good. i think i’m more than good.” he shudders before nudging past you heading to your fridge “lemme see what we’re working with here…”

“you know you really don’t have to make anything for me. i told you i had a frozen mac and cheese…” you’re rambling and jin is most certainly not paying attention to you mainly because he’s shocked becAUSE you have like NOTHING in your fridge

a bottle of three-cheese ranch

a couple oranges, an avocado, and one red apple

a half-eaten sandwich?? it looks like turkey and a shitload of mayo

a takeout box with…,,. three pieces of orange chicken and a piece of broccoli that you’ve taken a bite out of

a baby carton of chocolate milk and a regular sized carton of milk

and a can of cool whip

unless he makes an orange-chicken-turkey-avocado sandwich with ranch on the side accompanied with a glass of chocolate milk with a dollop of whipped cream on top there’s not a lot he can do here

is thiS how you live

“you know what, maybe you should just come over to my place!” jin closes the fridge and clasps his hands together “yeah, let’s do that.”

“what do you mean?? i have plenTy of food in my fridg- okAy” you stumble over your feet when jin grabs your wrist and drags you away from the fridge

when you enter jin’s place he pushes you down on the couch and you nearly bounce off of it “you stay here, and i’ll whip something up for us.”

as he turns to head towards his kitchen he hears a vioLent schrrr

he turns back around and your finger freezes on the nozzle on the whipped cream canister

“wha- where did you even hiDe that” jin furrows his brows and you shrug before squirting some more into your mouth

“you sure you don’t need any help??” you’re already bored and you’ve only been here for less than a minute

“i don’t want you burning down my kitchen, so i’m good.”

“but i’m boRed and i’m hunGRY” you whine and flop back against the couch

jin raises a brow before bending down and grabbing the remote

he turns the tv on and it just so happens to be playing the late-night cartoons

perfect for a petulant child like you

miraculously jin gets 20 minutes of peace and quiet until he hears you whining again about how hunGry again

that’s what happens when you eat nothing but empty calorie foods

your eyes light up with excitement when jin emerges from the kitchen

he has a rag tossed over his shoulder and a grey apron hanging around him that you assume is from his culinary school

his cheeks are kinda pink from the heat of the kitchen which is adorable

he sits down next to you and you turn to fully face him while crossing your legs

he hands you the plate

wow

“….do you go to culinary school or something?” you tease and jin snorts

the pasta’s been plated into a loose nest and there’s a pretty little basil leaf sitting on top

“chicken, bacon, and spinach spaghetti. and since you’re a whipped cream freak we can have assorted berries and whipped cream for dessert.”

“assorted berries.” you mock quietly and jin scowls playfully before handing you a fork

he doesn’t know why but he’s a little bit nervous lol

like he KNOWS he’s good at cooking but for some reason he feels like he’s presenting a dish to gordon ramsay or someone of that calibre

you twirl a bit of pasta around the fork and shove it into your mouth

and you didn’t think it was possible

but you’re pretty sure your mouth is having an orgasm

HOLy shit

fireworks are going OFF

the bacon has retained its crisp

the spinach is wilted but not toO wilted that it’s falling apart

the chicken is so soft and tender

the spaghetti is cooked *ahem* al dente

and the sauce!!!!

it’s so creamy

so flavourful

you swallow your bite and blink down at the plate of pasta

“what’s wrong?”

“this is…. almost too good.” you mutter and poke at a piece of perfectly cooked chicken before stabbing into it and popping it into your mouth

jin’s cheeks warm with pride as he watches you continue to eat

“it’s almost as good as my frozen mac n cheese meals.” you joke and jin resists the urge to smack you with his rag

it doesn’t matter if you’ve eaten 20 pounds of food for dinner because you’ll always aLWAys have room for dessert

especially if dessert involves whipped cream

it’s healthy-ish!! it’s basically dairy and don’t u need dairy for strong bones or something

and strawberries and blueberries are fruit

and fruit is healthy

so if you really think about it assorted berries and whipped cream is the ideal combo if u wanna get in shape

jin doesn’t trust you with the canister of whipped cream (because he’s 100% sure you’re just going to hog all the cream and squirt all of it into your mouth) so he’s squirting some out onto a particularly juicy looking strawberry that he knoWS you want to devour

he turns and offers it to you and your mouth opens automatically as you lean forward to take it into your mouth

“hold on now.” your brows immediately knit together when he pulls away juSt as you’re about to take a bite “admit it. my spaghetti is much better than your stupid mac n cheese meals.” there’s a glint of playfulness in his eyes as he points to his ear and waits for your response

“i dunno. i get the mac n cheese from whole foods so you know it’s good.” you tsk but keep your eyes right on the berry hovering in front of you

“huh. i guess i’ll be enjoying this seasonal japanese strawberry for myself, then.” jin pouts mockingly

“nO i WANT IT“ jin yelps when you’re suddenly clambering over and grabbing his wrist so that you can shoVe the berry right into your mouth

now

a normal person would eat the berry and then return to their seat

unsurprisingly

you are far from a normal person

you keep your hold on his wrist and suck the whipped cream off his thumb after swallowing the strawberry

god have mercy

your eyes flicker up and you see jin staring right at you with parted lips

“…something the matter?”

and within one second

the berries and your trusty canister of whipped cream have both been abandoned in favour for

well

“can’t believe it took you thiS long to make a move” you murmur against jin’s mouth and he responds by nipping at your bottom lip

“says you!” he gawks before proceeding to press kisses down your neck

and you finALLY get to feel his muscles rippLe underneath the soft cotton of his shirt as you slide your hands from his waist to his back

meanwhile jin’s hand has found its home in between your legs and your eyes flutter shut “god, jin…”

“something the matter?” he mocks before pressing a chaste kiss to your mouth “you gonna admit it now?”

“admit wha- oh, jin - admit whaT”

“that my food is better than your frozen TV dinners” you would’ve burst out laughing if it weren’t for the shocks of electricity tingling up your spine

“n-no way-“ your back arches against his chest and your mouth falls open in a silent moan

and suddenly

you let out a pathetic whine when jin’s hand pulls away from in between your legs “fine. i guess we’re done here!” he sits up but keeps your legs wrapped around his waist

god

you are just a vision aren’t you

you’re flopped back against the arm of the couch

your chest is heaving slightly

your cheeks and nice n rosy

“you are the absolute worst.”

“c’mon… say it…” he hums and slides a finger from your knee cap to your inner thigh

you know for a fact you two aren’t done here because jin’s already hooked a finger into the waistband of your shorts but you’re naturally a veRy impatient person and so-

“fine, you idiot. your food is significantly better than my frozen TV dinners. happy?”

“…i’ll take it.”

((spoiler alert: you are rewarded with not one not two but thREE mind-blowing orgasms for admitting it))

((maybe you should learn to be less stubborn))

“good morning!” jin is startled awake when you plop on top of him with your legs on either side of him “it’s 10 o’clock and i made us some food”

“christ, don’t scare me like that!” jin scolds you playfully and reaches up to pinch the side of your bare thigh

you’re wearing the shirt he had on last night and it’s starting to droop off your shoulder

“good morning indeed.” his voice is thick with sleep and his hand slides up from your thigh to grasp at your waist “whatcha got there?”

“cinnamon toast crunch bagel” you murmur with a mouthful of bagel and swipe at a lil chunk of cream cheese on the corner of your mouth “my wonderful creation that i made fresh for you”

you’re getting crumbs all over jin but he can’t seem to care because the idea of a cinnamon toast crunch bagel makes him want to throW YOU ouT THE WINDOW

he sits up slowly and wraps an arm around your waist before nuzzling into the crook of your neck “you’re lucky i like you otherwise i would throw your wonderful creation righT into the garbage bin right about now.”

you scoff in mock offence and pull away from him before jabbing a sticky finger into his bare (b r o a d) chest

“don’t knock it til you try it!!”

“the day i try one of your inventions is the day i- mmph!” you shut him up and shove the last bite of your bagel into his mouth before clasping your hand over his mouth so he can’t spit it out

jin chews slowly

and swallows

what the hell

that actually..,,. that tasted good

“that was okay, i suppose. kinda sweet. but i can think of something that might taste a little sweeter.” before you know it jin is flipPing you over and you find yourself pinned underneath him

you’re a giggling mess because you’re trying to get the cream cheese and sugar particles off your fingers but jin is being very vEry distracting

“hOLd on a second sir i have breakfast waiting for us in the living room!” jin’s already made his way down your chest and is about to set up shop in between your legs

he looks up at you before offering you a cheeky grin “…i’m in the mood for breakfast in bed, aren’t you?”

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Geno Run Exiles

Summary: Continuation of my Sanster Week 2017 (that I have been working on since 2017). Underfell Sanster fluff with being on the Surface for the first time.

Relationship: Fell Sanster, Sans/Gaster

Warnings: Mentioned genocide run

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24594760

The goopy monster, formerly known as Gaster and newly dubbed Trip, closed the door with a decided click. As much as he appreciated this other Toriel’s help, he really was capable of dealing with this problem by himself. He was a doctor, a medical one. He might not be able to do things as fast as her healing magic could, but he’d get there in the end. He didn’t need or want to be reliant on someone else’s help. You never knew what the price would be.

Like this apartment, for example. He’d expected to be dumped into the worst suite in the building, or worse, out on the street. Instead he was in this place. This place, with its leather furniture and brand new tv. This place, with its stainless steel appliances and double oven. This place, with it’s sleek wooden table and chairs. This place, with framed art on the walls. This place, with a jetted tub and two shower heads. This place, with its two bedrooms and a balcony big enough for another dining set and a telescope. This place, with it’s amazing view of the river and a park full of trees. This place...this place was so far above what he had imagined it was outside the solar system.

Trip shuddered. He hoped that whatever these new monsters demanded on him wouldn’t be too hard on him or Sans- no. That wasn’t his name anymore. Just like he was now named Trip, his Sans was now Kiks. It was the others’ universe after all. They deserved to be able to keep their names, no matter what the other Sans had said.

Speaking of Sans...er, Kiks, he should go and check on the other. Her Majesty had said it would be a while before his boyfriend woke up. Maybe yes, maybe no. Either way, Trip did not want the other to wake up alone. So he slowly oozed his way into the first bedroom.

The bedroom was just as well appointed as the main room. A king bed with an ultra-soft blanket and plush mattress stood in the center. A walk-in closet stood empty on one side. Two nightstands with beautiful lights whose bases were in the shape of conch shells lit the room in a soft glow. The comforter was patterned with curves of color; blues, tans, and light pinks gave the overall effect of a beach scene. He wondered if the sea was nearby. That would be nice.

Beneath the comforter and the blanket was Kiks. He was out cold. Her Majesty had removed most of his layers, so all that was visible above the blankets was his red sweater and spiked collar. The sight of it made Trip happy. His matching one was tucked safely in his inventory.

Trip planted a loving kiss on Kiks’ head and settled into the bed next to him. He didn’t lie down, just perched on the side of the bed and looked towards the foot of it. Beyond it, in the wall, was a window to the outside world. At the moment it was shut to keep the rain cascading down its surface out. Trip decided to fix that. He got back off the bed and oozed over to the window. He unlatched the bottom and started spinning the little lever that extended the brace. The window opened upwards since its hinges were at the top.

The sound of heavy rain hitting a window pane was one Trip had never thought he would hear again. It soothed him, just like it had done when he was a child. He went over and sat down on the edge of the bed. Soon, he laid back. A little relaxation wouldn’t do him any harm, right? And neither would laying flat. He was just enjoying the softness. Just… enjoying… the… rest…

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Trip startled awake. Someone was touching him, and in his world even letting someone close enough to touch him basically meant you were dead. He looked around, magic coming to his aid in a desperate burst. Then he saw who it was and all of that went away.

Kiks smiled at him. He was sitting up in bed, with his hand outstretched towards Trip. There were tear tracks on his maxillae, but no actual tears. They had dried up.

“if this is a dream, i don’t wanna wake up,” Kiks whispered hoarsely.

Trip smiled widely back at his boyfriend. His voice still sounded high and smokey, just like Trip had remembered. It was so nice to hear him again. Trip went to speak, but then changed his mind and signed, -I don’t think it’s a dream. It’s been too weird for even the worst of dreams.-

Kiks held out his hands imperiously. “hug first. story later.”

Trip smiled even wider. Yep, this was his boyfriend. He surrendered to the hug happily. They cuddled like that for a few minutes. Every time one of them went to leave the hug the other squeezed. Eventually they both pulled back.

“so, tell me about all this weirdness you were talking about.”

Trip did so, signing to Kiks about tripping over a safety railing on his way to work one day, about falling into the void, about the desperate loneliness of waiting in a place that was nothing for something, anything, to happen. He told him about Kiks showing up on the edge of death.

“before you go on, lemme tell you about what happened to me. i was hanging out at my sentry station - i’ve been a sentry pretty much ever since you fell - when a really loud scraping sound came from over by the big door. i went to check it out, and there was this human. well, not exactly a human. it was like something insane was wearing a human’s skin. also a lot of dust. and that wasn’t the end of the dust.”

“they, uh, pretty much decimated the underground. they didn’t just dust everyone in their path. they searched everywhere for even more monsters to dust. the only reason they didn’t get everyone...well, pap distracted them at the edge of snowdin. people got to the lab and hid in the basement. he, uh, wasn’t one of them. i was watching. they dusted him, and then they took his dust, swallowed some of it, and kicked the rest into the river.”

“needless to say, that hit me kinda hard. it pissed me off. by the time i’d stopped being in shock, they were all the way through hotland. i set a trap for them in the judgement hall and waited. the trap...didn’t work. they almost killed me just like they’d killed everyone else. but i couldn’t stand to let them have my dust. so i, uh, kinda teleported into the core?”

“i must have passed out, because the next thing i knew i was waking up in this creepily comfortable bed next to you. this definitely isn’t in the underground i know, so, uh, mind filling me in on the rest?”

Trip signed to him about the void suddenly giving way to his floating body. He told him about the door appearing out of nowhere, and how, eventually, he had braved his way out, Kiks in hand. He told him about the other Sans, Toriel, Undyne - all the other monsters. He told him about the healing, about their new names, and, finally-

“wait. are you seriously trying to tell me we’re on the surface here? that’s...way too good to be true, g.uh, trip.”

-It’s true,- Trip signed with a smile, -I made them take me outside to check. We have a balcony here we can safely go out on. It’s enclosed on both sides and several stories up. Do you want to?-

Kiks leveled a look at him. “trip, are you seriously asking me if i want to see the surface? of course i do!” He pushed himself upright. Trip caught him before he could fall. He had been seriously injured. It wasn’t surprising that he would take a while to recover. “um...might have a problem here, trip. trip? trip, stop laughing at me!”

-I’m not,- Trip signed quickly, fitting it in between belly-shaking, glitched-sounding laughs, -I’m just laughing at myself. I should have known it wouldn’t be possible for you to walk just yet. Do you mind if I...carry you?-

The other skeleton bonked Trip’s forehead. “you’re not omniscient, dumbass. just pick me up and take me out already!”

Trip obliged, scooping his lover up in a comfortable embrace and slowly oozing over to the balcony. Kiks operated the handle and sighed when he saw the view outside. It was a beautiful, green park that stretched for miles. Trees of all sorts were scattered around a creek. Children were laughing and playing in the wet grass. Their voices floated up to Trip and Kiks, then floated further up into the colorful sky. Sunset was just beginning, and it was gorgeous.

Kiks didn’t breathe for a solid ten minutes while he took everything in. As skeletons they didn’t strictly need to breathe, but it was still a good habit. Trip was starting to get worried when Kiks let out a wild whoop and hugged Trip around the neck tight.

“it’s the surface! doc, doc! there’s clouds and everything! i didn’t know that the sky got this colorful. what’s it called?”

Trip smiled and set Kiks down in one of the chairs so he could talk. -It’s called a sunset. S-U-N-S-E-T. It’s caused by the light rays from the sun hitting the atmosphere at certain angles. These angles, when coupled with the crystalline nature of the upper atmosphere, create a rainbow of color. This color is always present at some arc in the sphere of the globe, but is constantly moving and changing in shade. There is a similar, although not identical, phenomenon known as sunrise. S-U-N-R-I-S-E. It happens on the other edge of night and day.-

Kiks smiled softly at him, his head in his hands. “you know you're really cute when you get all nerdy on me, doc?”

Trip blushed at that and coughed. Then he signed in a flippant way, -I’m just answering your question, Kiks.-

Kiks’ smile spread into a wide grin. “yeah, right, and i’m the queen of the underground. queen of the surface? what’s this toriel like, anyway? i know the one back home had a wicked sense of humor and a love of dust pie.”

-This one seems to be very much in everyone else’s business. I don’t know about her sense of humor, but it was hard to convince her to leave you to me. She’s one of those bossy healers who thinks magic is a substitute for time. You know how I feel about them,- Trip said with a shrug.

Kiks cocky grin was a relief for Trip to see. He’d always loved his boyfriend’s sense of humor. “do you want me to start planning a prank?”

Trip nodded, letting his own face split into a savage grin. -Oh, yes. Nothing too bloody, they seem to be very peaceful here, but she definitely deserves to get dunked on. Also, try not to let it trace back to you. I don’t know what the price for this apartment is going to be yet, and I really don’t want them adding onto it.-

Kiks cocky grin vanished. “fuck, trip, we’ve been through this. not everyone is like that. i’m not, my brother’s not, and i’m pretty sure that these people aren’t, either. if they are, well, we’ll deal with it. but try not to worry about it in the meantime. you’ll just get stressed.”

Trip sighed. -I know, I know, I just…-

Kiks stuck his tongue out at him. “no justs, just wills. you will put it out of your mind and explain those weird light things in the sky now. Are those buildings in sky?”

Trip looked up sharply. There, in the darkening sky, were the stars. He smiled and began to sign. -Those are the stars I’ve told you about so much, Kiks! Stars and planets, too. A planet is…-

#sanster #underfell sans #underfell gaster #underfell #geno run exiles fic #yastaghr

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fearsbellsarchived · 5 years ago

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[me? Thinking about a gf fairytales au instead of being productive? More likely than u think!!! think ou.at buT BETTER and w/o the real world dimension hopping part. under the cut bc i just copy/pasted my tags from forever ago to put them in one place

mabel and dipper are hansel and gretal

paz is sleeping beauty

bill is maleficient

if we’re gonna get disney about it wendy as merida

i LOVE the idea of tambry as rapunzel???

mabel can also be like...eric from the little mermaid

so mermando can be ariel

gIDEON AS URSULA/VANESSA IN THAT VEIN THO

bill is also rumplestilskin

stan can be the huntsman (idk from which story cause theres a fEW BUT)

ford is the sorcerer from fanstasia

ford is teaching dipper magic....and instead of a true love’s kiss that’s how he wakes paz (maybe?)

the northwests made a deal w bill like in the most famous version of rumplestilskin but instead of wanting paz for himself he just wanted to steal her body at 16

so when they lose the deal they ask for help from ford and ford’s like “yo i can maybe change the deal??? a little bit???” so instead of bill taking her over when he goes to she falls asleep

so dipper wasnt supposed to wake her up but he found her and fords notes and he and mabel went on an adventure

bill is all the villains

billains

so stan has to leave mabel and dipper in the woods (idk y it wasnt for long the twins are just impatient) so stan disappears and the twins are like “lETS EXPLORE THE WOODS”

they come across some creepy old house w a lot of spiderwebs (can u guess the villain yet?)

an older woman comes out and is like “why are you guys lost in the forest?”

mabel points to the glitter trail “we’re not lost”

dipper looks behind them ‘mabel!!! where’s all the glitter?!”

(ACTUALLY MAYBE ITS YARN???)

so they lose the trail

meanwhile stan is losing his fucking mind

he follows the stray glitter but it’s blown all over

he feels “LOST IN THE WOOOOODDDS!!!”

so the old lady offers for them to stay the night bc its getting late

dipper is SUPER sus but he plays it cool surprisingly

mabel is So In!

long short...stan eventually saves them from darlene’s trap

usually shes just a maneater but look

when u live in the woods u do what u can

so stan hauls them back to their cottage

dipper knew there was weird shit out there but he wants MORE

he starts going through his great-uncle’s journals (*cue the dipper squee*)

he reads about bill and his deal w paz’s parents

he’s like....’maybe we should rescue her?’

ford wont tell him why they cant

so dipper and mabel sneak out

they steal the grunkles’ boat

mabel falls over board???

dipper tries like HELL to save her

but then he sees mermando save her

SO MABEL IS SAVED BY MERMANDO!!!

gideon (who had long-loved mabel from afar) finds out

he visits the merman to trick him

all mabel remembers is his voice

so YES mermando trades his voice for legs just like the movie

sue me okay w his distinct accent it makes sense!!!

so the twins get sidetracked bc mermando shows up out of nowhere

they dock on a small island for a pit stop and thats when ‘kiss the girl’ happens

they dont kiss so they move on

they dock on another stretch of land the next day

AND GIDEON APPEARS

the twins have only heard about him from their grunkles so mabel hears his voice and goes *heart eyes*

mermando is Distressed

dipper is Focused on getting to this sleeping princess

mabel makes fun of him for liking her

SO GIDEON HAS MERMANDOS VOICE!

at one point dipper catches him w/o the amulet that makes him sound like mermando

and he tells mabel and its kinda like “the hand that rocks the mabel” or whatever the ep was called

it takes dipper and mermando being threatened (and gideons voice slipping) for her to catch on and she breaks up w him

dipper wants to throw him overboard

they just leave him on the next inhabited island they find

mermando got his kiss but decides to go back to the ocean anyway

he promises to write

mabel is Sad

SO BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED ADVENTURE!

the twins come across a land near the one paz is on and decide to stop for food and to stretch their legs and other hygiene things

they find out there’s some archery thing going on and mabel is like ’ooooh can we try?!’

turns out its for neighboring kingdoms’ princes to win a princess

mabel and dipper think this is RIDICULOUS so they crash it

mabel steps up to shoot and everyone’s like ‘wHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?’

then dipper steps up beside her. neither of them have shot a bow before

they shoot at the same time. mabel’s like thisclose to the bullseye. dippers too far right

THEN!!! PRINCESS WENDY COMES OUT OF NOWHERE

DIPPER AND MABEL ARE IN AWE OF THIS VALKYRIE. THEYRE BOTH READY FOR HER TO KILL THEM BC THEY THINK ITLL BE AWESOME

but wendy is like ‘ACTUALLY ILL SHOOT FOR MYSELF THANKS’ and splits like three arrows down the middle w her accuracy

she looks at mabel and dipper and is like ‘u dudes look fun! ive never seen u before who are u???’

and they’re like ‘WELL!’ and launch into detail about their adventure w overlapping voices and sound affects and VAST description

anyways. i cant decide how old people are rn okay

so wendy is like “hey dad??? im going on an adventure w these guys!” and her dad is like “unusual but u DID just win ur own hand. so ill allow it”

“YES! can i take soos too?!”

“sure!”

sO THEYRE OFF AGAIN!!! lemme tell u the ship is filling faST!!!

they get to paz’s land. and the first thing they find is a girl in a tower with long purple hair.

everyone is pretty much just making ‘wtf’ faces for like....ten minutes.

finally wendy calls up the tower like “YO! WHATS W ALL THE HAIR?!”

tambry leans out the window w a bored expression and goes “its mine. im tambry. who r u?”

they introduce themselves and are like “u wanna come on our adventure?”

then....ROBBIE APPEARS!

and he knows where the princess is!!!

”oh yeah. her. shes also in a tower. its got a door but its guarded by gnomes.”

then robbie climbs tambrys hair pecks her cheek and ducks in the tower

they decide to head for the tower robbie directed them to. but they have to pass the castle. Northwest Castle

robbie warned them about the northwests. said that the princess was one and before she disappeared she was the snottiest brat hed ever met

so they became friends despite the fact that he plays music for a living (and not very well either)

her parents told her of the spell when she was twelve

so robbie’s like “they are not nice people and neither was she??? most of the townsfolk are glad shes asleep tbh”

but dammit! dipper came here for an adventure!!! he wasnt going to stop just bc the princess wasnt what he expected!

so they continue on!

mabel is like “maybe she doesnt KNOW how to be nice!”

and soos is just excited to be there!

and wendy is just...u kno...chill

they start to get close to the castle and they feel like they’re being watched

and then soos notices the PEACOCKS!

they assume theyre spies for the king and queen. which is half true?

they can also warn bill if someone is near pacifica

oh damn imagine that

being stuck asleep w a DREAM DEMON in ur head

sorry for the accidental psychological torture paz

WHICH IS THE ONLY TORTURE SHES HAD!

i think to make up for risking her life as a baby ther parents were like “we’re just gonna spoil u rotten and PRETEND u do no wrong eVERYTHING IS FINE”

so dipper is reading the journal and he FINALLY gets to the true loves kiss part of the deal

and he looks around at the party like “oh shit true love what do we do???”

mabel suggests he at least try and everyone agrees that yeah okay thats the back up plan

but dipper wants to use a SPELL!!!

so the king and queen see him w the journal and remember ford having the same one

so everyone is brought to the king and queen

theyre like “pRINCESS GWENDOLYN?!”

bc this is MY STORY and if i wanna give wendy a more princess-y name thEN I WILL

i say as i continue to refer to mason as DIPPER!!!

SO THEYRE MEETING THE NORTHWESTS!!!

wendys like “yes that is me the princess” and then everyone else introduces themselves...w dipper introducing himself as mason bc it just sounds more fairytale-y

soos is jesus (hey zeus! not jee sus)

soos is like....wendys bff/personal servant but mostly bff

so they explain their adventure to the northwests as quickly as possible

preston is no patient man and he’s is like “tbh its probably important she be here for her 18th bday soooo??? as long as she wakes up by next year why not???”

but only bc dipper was like “i wANNA USE MAGIC I DONT WANNA KISS HER THATS PLAN B!!!”

plus u kno...even if he DOES whats the guarantee itll work???

the guarantee is me being a filthy shipper tHATS WHAT!!!

so they continue to the tower!

there is probably a sidequest thingy with giffany bc i liked that episode

also soos needs more screentime im sorry

SO THEN!!! FINALLY!!!! THEY MAKE IT TO THE TOWER!!!

WHICH IS!!!

IN FACT!!!

GUARDED

GNOMES!]

also theres a manotaur/multi-bear sidequest i just thought of bc i like THAT episode!!!

is this gf, a fairytale, sk.yrim, or a d.n.d campaign now??? WHO KNOWS!!! ITS NOT ME!!!

SO THEY GOTTA GET PAST THE GNOMES!

first they offer safe passage in exchange for mabel as their queen

after thats declined theyre like “or the redhead. well take her!”

this is also declined

finally jeff tells them to attack

at first the party tries to fight them off and they do okay

uNTIL SOME GNOME WEAPONIZED SCHMEBULOCKS RAINBOW PUKE!!! (i think it’s toxic tbh but i dONT REMEMBER)

finally mabel just pulls out her trusty crosSbow (aka “GRAPPLING HOOK!”) and they just make a tightrope to the window above the door

wendy goes first and NAILS it

then everyone else follows

soos almost falls and gets left to the gnomes but everyone helps him balance and they all make it through the window

coincidentally. the window leads to the princess’s room

OH MAN WHY DIDNT I USE THE PTERODACTYL?!

oh well. anyways.

everyone is looking around the room and like...taking it all in

dipper takes a moment...then walks over to the princess

he isnt sure if waking her will also wake the demon

crossover even more w my old paciphera au??? idk probably not

so dipper tries the spells he narrowed it down to

none of them work

all his friends have returned to the princess’s room and mabel is like “u gotta kiss her brobro!”

so dipper...poor poor dipper...just leans forward and kisses her

paz pretty much snaps her eyes open when dipper is a half inch from her face while he’s pulling back

and even tho she was forewarned she wasnt expecting DIPPER so she SCREAMS

dippers ears are ringing

she shuts her eyes and stills her breathing and sits up.

AND SEES EVERYONE ELSE AND SCREAMS AGAIN

“i dIDNT EXPECT U TO BRING *FRIENDS*!”

so once shes a little more calm they explain the whole adventure to her

paz feels a little honored they came all this way just for her

also since True Love beats everything bill is like.....back in his home dimension. also paz has been fighting him for like....over a year.

so paz is like....ready to Go. u kno. just wants to go HOME.

they get pazs shit together and exit the tower through the door

she says goodbye to the gnomes. all by name.

“oh yeah mom and dad made them my personal guard when i was like...eight. theyve been prepping for this my whole life. they’ll meet me back at the castle.” so then she starts telling them about herself and her last like

two years of being asleep w a DREAM DEMON

“sometimes i got the weirdest nightmares??? and they never ended. but when i woke up i couldnt remember anything specific.”

she and dipper talk away from the group. he tells her about how hes her true love and everything “okay well. we’ll have to lie to my parents and say it was a spell. bc they will NOT approve of us being true loves and if they hurt you...”

“then they hurt *you* too!” dipper finishes (idk maybe a combo w a soulmate au thing?)

meanwhile mabel is like...whining about boy problems??? and wendy is like “this is y boys r dumb.”

soos is like...wandering off. I WANNA INCORPORATE MELODY BUT WHO SHOULD SHE BE?!

paz and dipper start like....arguing about how to deal w her parents

apparently they actually ARENT that nice. if she doesnt marry a prince they’ll give her over to bill completely...or something idk

SO theyre nearing the castle!!!

theyve written theyre grunkles okay no worries. also mermando.

thats y mabels complaing about boys.

mermando and that manatee wife of his!!!

paz is not exactly ready to face her parents so she convinces the party (roll for charisma) to go the long way

which is actually just circles

anyways

we run back in to melody and soos and the party is like ‘wHOOPS WE DIDNT EVEN NOTICE GLAD U DIDNT GET EATEN BY A SPIDER LADY!

maybe melody is like....a fairy???

something light and ‘childish’ bc thatd fit her personality

soos is like “ive BEEN here. u dudes have been going in circles.” and everyone glares at paz.

“im sorry!!! i just dont want to go back!!!”

“ur dad made us promise to have u back for ur 18th bday.” says dipper while he tries to stay mad at his future wife

paz is like “YEAH SO HE CAN MARRY ME OFF TO A PRINCE!!!”

idk why paz and dips are being better at being soulmates here okay i was like....sleep-drunk when i first wrote this

so the party has a choice to make.

take paz back home where she wont be able to be w her TL (which in some cases has probably led to death) OR!!!

sneak her out and take her home w them?!

wendys probably gotta go back to her own kingdom tho.

and soos wants to stay w melody

U KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED?!

sTAN NEVER GOT TO BE SOOS’S DAD!!!!

SORRY SOOS!!!

so anyways

mabel and dipper decide to help her sneak out

luckily she knows all the blindspots

it takes longer but they finally make it back to their ship

they say theyre goodbyes to soos and melody and paz wishes them well in her kingdom. she promises to return when shes ready to rule

they load the ship and sail to wendys kingdom next

they stay a few days to recuperate

paz has trouble sleeping bc when she does the nightmares come back.

cue a kat.niss/pee.ta thing where paz sleeps next to dips bc it keeps the nightmares away

wendy has to explain why soos isnt w them to her dad who kinda shrugs it off?

“u proved u can protect urself.” or something.

after like.....a whole fucking year the twins are heading home.

paz and dipper sleep together on the ship too bc its just fucking easier

paz is nervous to meet the grunks

she and dipper arent exactly....dating??? its def more like soulmate au

where theyre AWARE theyre supposed to be together but they dont even rly know if they WANT to be together.

paz is p much “i dont rly wanna be w anyone else. ill let u kno if that changes.” and dips is like “tbh same.”

mabel is already planning a big royal wedding.

iDK Y BUT I WANT THEM TO FIND OUT THEYVE BEEN ROYALTY ALL THIS TIME??? probably just bc i LOVE that trope!!! but theyre not so its whateves.

so they FINALLY get home. mabel has been writing letters this whole time. to mermanso. to soos and melody. to wendy.

shes the captain of the dip.ifica ship and shes gotta keep her crewmembers in the know!!!

the twins also wrote to the grunks the whole time so!!!! no worries!!!

paz tries writing to her parents...but she can never find the right words.

meeting the grunks isnt as bad as she thought???

stan loves her off the bat. partially bc shes rich and bc she doesnt take shit

ford is pleased to meet the girl he saved and shes v v thankful to him for saving her life as best he could.

it takes her like a YEAR to write the letter.

she promises her parents she’ll return. AFTER shes married.

at this point she and dipper ARE together. they figured all theyre confusion out and are just living the good life!

mabel and wendy are doing the long distance thing. shes still friends w mermando.

robbie and tambry found paz and they write back and forth.

u CAN TAKE ROBBIE AND PAZ SIBLINGS FROM MY DECOMPOSING HANDS!!!

everything is as happily ever after as it can get.

and then dipper proposes despite knowing what it means.

BUT THATS A WHOLE OTHER ADVENTURE!!!!

*end credits roll. an epic theme song starts playing*

#💎 OUT OF DIAMONDS. ╱ out.#[i did this forever ago anD I FINALLY MOVED IT TO AN ACTUAL POST OF IT'S OWN]#[im planning on writing this tbh but if u got some rp ideas hum <<]

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localrobosexual · 7 years ago

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so how about The Last Knight huh

HECKO I totally forgot to make that post about what I thought about Transformers 5 after I watched it whOOPS

so here they are now!! :0 it’s kinda long though. Sorry about that. Unlike my post about GOTG Vol. 2 that one time, for this one I just kinda wrote down some erratic notes about thoughts and reactions I had as I watched the movie, and then I kinda summed up my opinion about it overall down at the end?? so yeah. That’s how this one is gonna play out lol. Generalized running commentary style.

(fair warning: this WILL contain spoilers!! Like I can’t,,, , talk about it without giving stuff away lmao. If you haven’t seen the movie, and still want to and plan on doing so, I don’t recommend you read this!)

alright u made it past the spoiler warning so here we go!!

- Quintessa gave me a lot of G1 Unicron vibes with the whole "I made you, you are mine to command" thing

- "Why do we tell these stories, besides the fact that dragons are wicked" girl same lmao

- I literally cannot. CANNOT. Take Barricade seriously. With those ridiculous "punish" and “enslave” branded brass knuckles. Buddy. My dude. Please chill. You're literally trying to be so edgy man just. Turn it down a notch lmao - Optimus literally didn't sound at all like himself at first?? It sounded like he had a different voice actor for those first few lines he spoke?? That was weird. It wasn't until the second time he appeared on screen where Quintessa was telling him about where the staff was hid was I like "oh wait yeah there's Peter Cullen" - the "Cybertron is coming" shot looked sUPER fake and green screened to me for whatever reason?? like idk I think it was the lighting they had on him but it was reALLY FUNNY PFFFFTT

- Bee swinging his legs on top of that roof was sUPER CUTE THANK U IM BLESSED

- Mohawk. Um. Who thought turning Junkrat into a Transformer was a good idea bc that’s literally all this dude is lmao

- What kind of name is Nitro Zeus. Im cryin. PRETTY SURE HE HAS THE SAME VOICE ACTOR AS THE ONE TIGER ALIEN FROM BEN 10??? I DON’T REMEMBER HIS NAME BUT HE WAS THE ONE THAT ALWAYS WENT "LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN". WHY DOES HE HAVE SHOCKWAVE'S FACE. IM SO DONE

- I like how they had the whole holoform bike thing going on?? like how Prowl's was in TFA and Arcee’s was in TFP that was neato - I WILL NEVER GET USED TO HEARING BUMBLEBEE SWEAR I S2G but the Siri voice thing was pretty funny ngl. I saw that in a trailer on instagram and didn't actually think it was actually a real scene that they kept I thought it was just made for that specific ad but nOPE IT WAS REAL LMAO - Megatron musing over Starscream's decapitated head oh my god liSTEN MAN PUT HIM DOWN DONT BE LIKE THIS COME ON - HI CAN WE TALK ABOUT COGSMAN I LOVE COGMAN A LOT I LOVE HIM HE WAS REALLY GREAT EASILY A BIG FAVE HE WAS SO ENJOYABLE TO WATCH I love how,,, ok heck I don't know this guy very well bc I didn't watch Age of Extinction but it's the green dude with the trench coat built into him,,, Crosshairs?? I think it's Crosshairs yeah but the fact that he called him a C-3PO rip off was fUNNY MAN that also got a good laugh outta me and he totally rekt his heckin finger lmao. He was rlly short?? that surprised me kinda like from the trailers it looked like he was pretty average human sized but nope he’s super short - BEE'S DOUBLE CHEST POUND FINGER GUN "ayyy my dude" THING WAS ADORABLE THANK U - THEY ACTUALLY WENT THROUGH WITH THE WHOLE EARTH BEING UNICRON THING HOLY HECK now that,,, that was really interesting. Didn't expect that. AND the whole Nemesis Prime deal?? OP getting brainwashed?? THAT'S why he's heckin evil nO WONDER MAN GEEZ I didn't think OP would willingly do all that to the earth just because. That makes me feel a lot better actually lmao - Soundwave!! Shockwave!! u guys are famous!! wow way to go im so proud of u!!!! - Hot Rod tho,,,, , oh boy he was a mess lmao. I only really know Hot Rod through MTMTE and the 80s Transformers movie so,, , not too too much to go off of, but he just was so incredibly DIFFERENT and off-putting from what I was used to that I honestly didn't like him so much?? I mean he was alright. Grew on me a bit more as the movie went on I think. He was ok. That time warp weapon thing he had was cool tho!! nice!! seemed kinda overpowered a bit but cool!! - COGMAN SPINNING AROUND IN A CIRCLE WHILE HE WALKED THE DOG WAS ADORABLE THANK U - you know that movie trope where he background music will become like a song on the radio and then a character comes and switches it off?? YEAH THEY DID SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN THIS MOVIE WITH THE EPIC WORLD-CHANGING ORGAN MUSIC AND I JUST. COGMAN GOING HAM ON THAT ORGAN HAD ME CRYYYYYYYIIINNG HE WAS SO INTO IT MAN OH MY GO D. I LOVE COGMAN THANK U THAT’S ONE OF MY FAVORITE TROPES AND IT WAS HILARIOUS GOD BLESS - HE CAN SING OPERA TOO IM CRYYYYIINNNG MAN JUST. PLEASE LET HIM HYPE UP THE MOMENT HE'S DOING HIS BEST!!!! - THE TABLE WAS WRITTEN IN OLD CYBERTRONIAN yknow if you could get Cyclonus down there he could probs read that for you no problem. Or don't actually. Please don't drag him into Bayverse oh I s2g nevermind nevermind - HEY MAN I LOVED THAT ROBOT HYDRA WOO BOY THAT WAS COOL and it's like?? a Combiner?? but not really. Burton just said the twelve knights combined into the dragon but I doubt they can all unfuse from that form lmao it was probs just a one time thing. So not a Combiner. Still cool tho. Robot dragons. SICK!!!!!! - HEY they did the whole Unicron's a planet-eating god thing this time around too wow. Neat. Listen man all I'm saying is I glad I watched TFP and bits of G1 and that 80s movie bc if not I woulda had no idea why Unicron was important lmao. That was pretty neat tho!! Interesting. Interesting. - OK BUT COGMAN LAUGHING AND SINGING "MOVE B!TCH GET OUT THE WAY" WHILE DRIVING 200 MPH DOWN THE ROAD WAS HILARIOUS WHAT A BLESSING THANK U - Surprisingly Bee seemed to be ok in that open water??? Hanging on to the side of a submarine?? I mean. Salt water man. Buddy watch out ur gonna rust plEASE BE CAREFUL

- speaking of which didn’t they say there was gonna be a submarine transformer in this movie?? like didn’t they say that in interviews before the movie came out?? I mean. We never saw that. It might’ve been that the submarine WAS a transformer but it never spoke, never transformed, nothing. Didn’t give any indication that it was uniquely Cybertronian aside from Vivian’s magic touch thing. Idk. That wasn’t explained so I mean. Hmm.

- Cogman can make sushi!! dang!! wow!!! bravo!!! - OP'S HECKIN INTERDIMENSIONAL BOOB POCKET OH MY GO D dang wish I had one of those lmao - THAT FINAL FIGHT WITH OP AND BEE THO AAAAAAAA OH MY GO S H HECKO MAN!!!! OPTIMUS RIPS OFF BEE'S DOOR WINGS MAN!!! GEEZ!!!! what I wanna know is like since when did Bumblebee have a hammer lmao. Like,, , is it supposed to the the Forge of Solus Prime?? When did he get that?? How and why?? I don't know and it was never explained but I mean. Why tho. - OH MY GOD BUT BEE'S VOICE!! IT ACTUALLY WORKED!!! DANG!! WOW BUDDY!!! AAAA!! IM GLAD HE'S OK!!! and that's all it takes to snap Optimus outta his brainwashed phase lmao ok then. Cool. Wasn’t what I expected him to sound like either but then again I really don’t know what I expected in the first place lmao - I feel a LOT better knowing Optimus didn't willingly wanna destroy the earth like. He was brainwashed. And when he snapped outta it he felt absolutely awful about what he did. I mean it felt like that whole plot point was rushed, a lot of this movie felt very rushed, but it makes me feel better at least lmao. Optimus I'm sorry man can I,,, , give u a hug or something man it rlly looks like u need a hug - "YOU CHOSE THE WRONG SIDE" OOOOOH BOY FLASHBACKS TO THAT CAPTAIN AMERICA CIVIL WAR BIT IN PRI.ME(3) LMAOOOO - CADE. BUDDY. YOU CANT JUST BLOCK A SWORD LIKE THAT. THAT WAS A KILLING BLOW DEALT BY A GIANT ALIEN ROBOT I DONT CARE HOW SPECIAL THAT MEDALLION THINGY IS U CANT JUST DO THAT LMAOOOO. And then as soon as he whips that sword out the rest of the knights are like "oh wait yeah let's stop killing this guy we're chill now let's all point out swords together" lmaooooo - Crosshairs' "Love that guy. Goosebumps every time" line after Optimus gives his mandatory speech lmAO DUDE SAME - "You were by far the coolest" alright Cogman you ruined the moment a lil bit but man I still love u hecko - OK THIS IS GONNA SOUND REALLY STUPID BUT LISTEN MAN I'M GLAD THERE WAS,,,, , a lot of hand holding going on towards the end. Like fr. Cogman to dying Burton and Vivian and Cade as they were gonna jump outta that plane onto the Cybertronian tendril whatevers. Just. Small bits of physical reassurance and comfort in times of real great distress. I appreciate that a LOT more than like, watching two characters make out right before the big climactic final showdown lmao. Thank u movie wow I really didn't expect that - SO THERE WAS A COMBINER TEAM!! A COMBINER MINOTAUR!!! DANG NOT EVEN GONNA LIE THAT THING WAS NEATO!!! - Ok forget what I said about Hot Rod at the beginning he redeemed himself at the end. I didn't like him and first but now,, , now we chill. Granted I still can't see him as being HOT ROD bc he's just so different from what I know him as Rodimus but I can still appreciate him as his own character. Cool cool. - OPTIMUS RIDING THE ROBOT HYDRA INTO BATTLE AND BLOWING EVERYTHING UP WAS GREAT. MAN THAT WAS GOOD. "DID YOU FORGET WHO I AM" WOOOO BOY CHILLS MAN!!!! - OH COME ON they still made out. Lmao. Dangit. It was inevitable but I mean come on man. Alright. They kept it short and quick thank you tho if u had to put in a make out scene at least u kept it to a minimum. Thank you. Can we get back to the robots now pls. - AAAAA BUMBLEBEE'S "STING LIKE A BEE" LINE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - that ending was pretty sudden lmao. A lot of this movie was sudden and fast. They just jump cut STRAIGHT to those credits man not even an ending panorama or clean slow zoom out shot or anything lmao - AND OH BOY THEY TEASED UNICRON’S GONNA ACTUALLY COME BACK AND APPEAR IN ANOTHER MOVIE AAAAAAA OH NO OH BOY NOT AGAIN GOSH DARN IT LMAO

All in all, surprisingly, I actually ended up kinda enjoying it!! Like it really wasn't as bad as I thought it would be!! Tbh for me it might even be second best in the series!! (First being the first movie from 2008 lmao) Honestly I was really REALLY surprised at how much I didn't hate it. Like. I still dislike it to a degree because it's still Bayverse, and I probably won't watch it again unless I'm with friends (like I do with the rest of the transformers movies) but it honestly wasn't too too bad! It really exceeded my expectations as far as plot, and I wasn't hardcore cringing for most of the movie so hey that's a plus!! The movie had a lot of genuinely funny moments, especially with Cogman, which got some pretty good laughs outta me like I was really having fun at those parts!! Optimus’ absence for most of the movie didn’t sit well with me for some reason. Like it just felt strange. But it kinda had to be for the story to move forward so I guess I can forgive that lol. The pacing was REALLY whack and way too fast though. Like they were REALLY trying to cram a whole lotta stuff into a relatively short amount of time. The movie's almost two and a half hours long but it really didn't feel like that because of how fast the pacing was. Some of the dialogue felt really forced because of this issue too. It didn’t feel genuine sometimes. But that has to be like, pretty much my only specific issue with it?? surprisingly?? wow. I'm honestly super shocked lmao dang man I didn’t think I’d like this movie at all but I was very much proved wrong!! I hated those old ladies tho and their obsession to get Vivian a boyfriend and the whole innuendo thing. Yeah. No. Don't do that. Stop. I'm too ace for this.

anyways yeah those were my thoughts sorry that was so long lmao whoops

#transformers #bayverse #tf5 #transformers 5 #transformers the last knight #words of meg #long post

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verdigrisprowl · 7 years ago

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July 10 Dancitron Movie Night - Breaking the Magician's Code: Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed 2-4

Prowl continued to figure out most of the solutions before they were shown. So did Whirl, but Whirl was kind of annoyed whereas Prowl was enjoying himself. Swoop continued to be disappointed at the lack of deadly battles.

Prowl and Soundwave had more feels after the show. Soundwave even kicked Primus out to facilitate the feels. Prowl was flattered.

It got emotional.

Orion Pax 8:04 pm What a curious tune! ItsyBitsySpyers 8:05 pm *Soundwave looks at the first to arrive as he sits down on his usual seat, surprised to see a Pax. Well... as long as he isn't bringing a war behind him.* [[Greetings.]] Bevel 8:06 pm *very nearly turns right the frag around upon seeing the only guest in the room. she'll just sidle over toward Soundwave like y'do* Orion Pax 8:06 pm No war here, stranger. Pax is a peaceful one, made all the moreso by being born after the War, and the only weight upon his shoulders is that of a dreamy mind. "Hello!" Tilisha 8:06 pm Hello~ Whirl 8:06 pm Oh damn, I can't believe it. You're actually playing MUSIC this time. Windchill 8:07 pm *APPEARS* Orion Pax 8:07 pm "What sort of event is this, pardoning a chance to enjoy some lovely music~?" Bevel 8:07 pm *oh good whirl's here* Hi, Whirl! FakeProwl 8:07 pm *appears. claims usual seat. immediately slouches.* Whirl 8:07 pm What's up, Shovel? *he will take a seat, and wait for his footstool to approach* Windchill 8:08 pm WELL HOWDY DOODY? Bevel 8:08 pm *grins* I made a new automaton. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:08 pm [[He has been known to from time to time.]] [[And it is a simple social event, Pax. We usually devote these evenings to holovids and human movies, but tonight is a continuation of a series.]] Windchill 8:08 pm *Walks real slow like a turtle in Whirl's direction.* Whirl 8:09 pm It's a miracle. *bobs his head at Bevel, indicating one of the seats at his table* An automaton? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:09 pm ((starting in seven, get your snacks and drinks)) FakeProwl 8:09 pm ((i want you to know im literally picturing windchill on all fours like a turtle)) Whirl 8:09 pm ((BEAUTIFUL)) ((now u gotta draw it tho)) Windchill 8:09 pm (( He would, he just hadn't thought of it tonight.)) (( DAMN U I do. Along with Aberrant Titan Chill and Naruto Run Chill.)) Killstreak 8:10 pm *Killstreak silently takes his spot up on the ceiling, powerful taloned pedes digging into the metal paneling with ease, anchoring his upside down form to the ceiling above.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:10 pm *Looks up* [[We have seats. You do not need to ruin his ceiling.]] Orion Pax 8:10 pm "Oh, a series? I do hope it is self explanatory, as I am not the most familiar with Unicronian media." He brought extra snacks, tho! Tilisha 8:11 pm I got snacks~ Bevel 8:11 pm Yeah. It is a non-sentient machine that operates by itself. Like when clocks have bellstrikers. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:11 pm *And belatedly tips his helm to Prowl* Whirl 8:11 pm Well, I'm familiar with the term. What did you make it for? Bevel 8:11 pm Fun. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:11 pm *Soundwave's plating seems to tamp down an inch or two at the description of human media as Unicronian* [[...Do not worry. The magician will explain himself.]] Whirl 8:12 pm Oh. Pfft. Seems as good a reason as any. Windchill 8:12 pm *Finally sits down next to Whirl, as usual.* FakeProwl 8:12 pm Unicron's not associated with the filmmakers. They're just squatting on his back. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:13 pm [[Unfortunately.]] Windchill 8:13 pm Whirl, my Beloved Bundt Cake. Did you miss me? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:13 pm *"Totally Not Unicron" wants to join his room. Squint.* Windchill 8:13 pm *Is he coming on too strong y/n* Whirl 8:13 pm *leans back and promptly props his feet up on Windchill* FakeProwl 8:13 pm *well, he SAYS he's totally not unicron. sounds safe.* Absolutely not Unicron 8:13 pm WHAT IS UP FELLOW MORTALS. Whirl 8:13 pm Hmm. Lemme think... Killstreak 8:14 pm *Looks down at* »The silent seeker feels more comfortable high above the crowd below« ItsyBitsySpyers 8:14 pm *Oh, Primus is here too. Very well.* Whirl 8:14 pm Nah. I need about two weeks to start missing you. Orion Pax 8:14 pm Aaaand there goes, clunked over in panic. *there goes Pax boomtank 8:14 pm -trots in finally- Whirl 8:14 pm Pfft. Speak for yourself, stranger. I'm Unvincible. FakeProwl 8:14 pm *is pretty sure that literally nobody in this room is a mortal* Absolutely not Unicron 8:14 pm DID ANYONE BRING ENERGON? BECAUSE I RAN INTO A MAGICK SHIELD THAT, UH, DETONATED ALL THE ONES I BROUGHT. Windchill 8:14 pm Hmm. *Scratches his chin.* I suppose you have heard my angelic voice within that time. Absolutely not Unicron 8:14 pm I HAD LOTS OF SNACKS boomtank 8:14 pm ......... Absolutely not Unicron 8:14 pm BUT THEY'RE ALL EXPLODED. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:14 pm ((oh my god i'm just... going to let soundwave not hear that.)) FakeProwl 8:15 pm Stop shouting. Absolutely not Unicron 8:15 pm CAN'T SHOUT IF YOU DON'T ACTUALLY TALK. MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP THINKING I SOUND LOUD. FakeProwl 8:15 pm Stop doing whatever the hell you're doing so loudly. Regulate your volume. Absolutely not Unicron 8:15 pm NO. OH I KNOW THAT ICON Bevel 8:16 pm *puts her hands over her audio processors* Windchill 8:16 pm *He's going to ignore all of this.* Whirl 8:16 pm For what it's worth, I want you to shut your trap, too. Killstreak 8:16 pm *Covers his sensitive audials with a quiet ex-vent* Bevel 8:16 pm Stop. boomtank 8:16 pm Knock it off! Absolutely not Unicron 8:16 pm IT'S NOT ME IT'S YOU. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:16 pm ((USUAL PRE-CONTENT WARNINGS: If you don't wanna know how a bunch of magic tricks are done, don't watch. Also there's the occasional gross comment about the assistants from the narrator because these were broadcast on Fox in the late 90s.)) Absolutely not Unicron 8:17 pm OOOOOOH, MAGIC. ARE THERE DRAGONS? I LIKE DRAGONS. DRAGONS ARE MAGICKAL RIGHT? FakeProwl 8:17 pm ... *gives soundwave a helpless look.* Absolutely not Unicron 8:17 pm DRAGONS ARE DELICIOUS. FakeProwl 8:17 pm *your guest is being both psychic AND noisy in Prowl's head, please do something about him.* Whirl 8:17 pm Lord. Can *I* bridge him out of here, if you won't? Absolutely not Unicron 8:17 pm I KNOW WHERE THAT IS. IT'S ON MY AFT. WHERE ALL THESE PARASITES CAME OUT. boomtank 8:17 pm Be QUIET! ItsyBitsySpyers 8:17 pm [[And you. Cease broadcasting psychically and turn your volume down or you will be removed.]] Windchill 8:18 pm *Stops ignoring conveniently* Primus 8:18 pm [maGICS Killstreak 8:18 pm *Nods his helm in agreement with Whirl.* Windchill 8:18 pm *Leans over to Whirl, and whispers.* boomtank 8:18 pm Primus! Your brother is HERE Windchill 8:18 pm He pooped them out. Like gut worms. Whirl 8:18 pm What? Primus 8:18 pm . . . . . Whirl 8:18 pm Who's pooping what? Worms? Absolutely not Unicron 8:18 pm "Would you prefer Megatron's... lit, then?" Whoops, his voice actually sounds terrible. That's all the rust. "Also hello brother." Whirl 8:19 pm Please don't give us Megatron's anything. None of us came here to suffer. Primus 8:19 pm *Squints* Windchill 8:19 pm *Snickers.* boomtank 8:19 pm -over to Primus. Using as shield- Killstreak 8:19 pm *Watches the program with rapt attention.* Primus 8:20 pm [*is only half paying attention, mun is in wow*] Absolutely not Unicron 8:20 pm "Do these organics not emote? Their faces are horrifically solid." Bevel 8:20 pm *going to use Soundwave as a shield from totally not Unicron in case he starts being horribly loud again* Primus 8:21 pm *Oi. Is a shield again* Whirl 8:21 pm *looks to Bevel briefly, and returns his attention to the screen. Well, he offered* boomtank 8:22 pm -deal with it- Absolutely not Unicron 8:22 pm Siiiiiiits right next to his brother. Maybe he's a little close, but whatever. His brother. His. He had him first. Primus 8:22 pm *Looks at "not" Unicron. Immediately pokes him in the side of the helm* Whirl 8:22 pm So, usually we watch movies. This is all about illusions or something? Wait. *stares* Unicron...? boomtank 8:22 pm -scoots to the OTHER side- ItsyBitsySpyers 8:23 pm ((Okay, now I'm actually paying attention I'm going to reminder: Unicron is IC incapable of reaching Soundwave's club, even if he does not have dark energon on hand. If he is there, he must absolutely be a holo of some sort, and I should already have had Soundwave catch on and ban him and spend the rest of his night in a panic, but i'm not going to. Please adjust per stream rules.)) Primus 8:23 pm [curse only having one screen, wanna watch magics but get these stupid wq done] Tilisha 8:23 pm i am loving this show~ Whirl 8:24 pm A twi--yep. Absolutely not Unicron 8:24 pm "I'll behave, I'll behave! Goodness, eat a few mechanicals and traumatize a Warlord and no one wants your company. YOU want my company, don't you brother?" Windchill 8:24 pm Same as the last film. *he nods.* Whirl 8:24 pm I missed that one. Windchill 8:25 pm It was okay. Primus 8:25 pm "Long as you're like me, and just a hard-light avatar. Otherwise I'll be kicking you off the planet." Whirl 8:25 pm Oh my god, show, WE GET IT. Why do we have to see it eight times? Absolutely not Unicron 8:26 pm "You don't ~need~ to do that, you know." Curls his wings nicely around Primus' shoulder, keeping just enough space so the touch doesn't scald. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:26 pm *Soundwave settles in and pays attention to the crowd and show at last.* Windchill 8:26 pm *Did you just say the word eight, mate. * Whirl 8:26 pm *he did* Windchill 8:27 pm *Perks up.* You wanna play a game, Whirl? boomtank 8:27 pm -hard light or not, Blaster is scooting closer to Primus at that. Don't touch him either!- Windchill 8:27 pm *He's trying to ignore the narration.* (( The narrator arrest him it's so bad. )) Whirl 8:27 pm Depends. Do I need to be drunk to play it? 'Cos I'm fresh out of booze. Windchill 8:28 pm No, I don't think so. Absolutely not Unicron 8:28 pm "Why must these organics wear so little covering?" Primus 8:28 pm "I'd do it to protect those here. You're not a popular mech." Wouldn't be bothered by the touch. He's not that sensitive, Unicron. Windchill 8:30 pm You just have to count, that's all. *It's more than he can do, but you don't need to know that.* Whirl 8:30 pm *peers at suspiciously* O-kaay... I have a feeling that this is going to end in something stupid, but I'll bite. Windchill 8:30 pm It is. Very stupid. I learned it from humanity, if that tells you anything. Whirl 8:31 pm I dunno, I've met humans that're smarter than some Cybertronians. Windchill 8:32 pm Not these humans, bro. Absolutely not Unicron 8:32 pm "Popular or not, don't /you/ desire company? These mortals are not as... entertaining as I, after all, nor as innately satisfying." He's the sensitive one, really. Whirl 8:32 pm Okay. I start at one? Windchill 8:34 pm Well, I'm teaching you so normally I would start, but you can start if you want. Whirl 8:34 pm *gestures with a claw. By all means, go ahead* Primus 8:35 pm "When it is good company, of course I want it." Flexes his own bladed wings behind him, bumping into Unicron's. Killstreak 8:35 pm C???????l??????e????v???e?r???????... *Came the static filled voice of the normally silent mech.* Res 8:35 pm *meanders in* Whirl 8:36 pm Eeey, SWOOP. Res 8:36 pm Hi! Windchill 8:36 pm Okay, so I start with a phrase and a number, and you repeat with the next number, and we take turns until the game ends. *Swoop the Not Poop.* boomtank 8:36 pm -Just going to casually scoot himself into Primus' lap- Whirl 8:36 pm All right. Got it. Res 8:37 pm What is? Absolutely not Unicron 8:37 pm "... and they berated ME for being /loud/." Grumble grumble. "My company is always good. You simply have difficulty recognizing such kindness." Aaand then he, very kindly, reaches over to try and shove the mortal off his brother's lap. Bad mortal. He's using this, thank you. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:37 pm *Actually interested in this one, since humans have had stolen Cybertronian tech and all.* boomtank 8:38 pm -ducks the shove, scowls at- Whirl 8:38 pm This announcer is dreadful. Windchill 8:38 pm He is. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:38 pm ((#5 is even worse, if you can believe it. I'm not gonna show that one.)) FakeProwl 8:38 pm ... So far they aren't even good. Res 8:38 pm Him bad at sword keheh Windchill 8:38 pm Okay, I will go. *He rests his hand over his spark.* Dead 'con in the road, I one it. FakeProwl 8:39 pm They're all obvious. Whirl 8:39 pm Yeah. For once I agree with Smiles McFuntimes over there. FakeProwl 8:39 pm This one is going to have someone hiding behind the door. There it is. Whirl 8:39 pm *looks to Windchill* Two? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:39 pm *Looks over at Whirl and Prowl* [[You're both welcome to guess at the tricks. He'd enjoy it.]] Windchill 8:40 pm No no, "I two it." Whirl 8:40 pm Ohh. Okay. I two it. All right, I'll give it a shot, then. Windchill 8:40 pm I three it. Whirl 8:40 pm I four it. Primus 8:40 pm "Kindness, huh? And what kindness are you supposed to be showing me?" Swats at Unicron. Bad Unicron. Blaster can stay in his lap. "Especially given how long it has been since I've seen you." Res 8:40 pm Door stuff, no door stuff. That bot bad at sword. Lose either way. Windchill 8:40 pm *He can't even count but he's memorized this sequence of words, pfft.* I five it. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:40 pm [[He's certain they're not meant to actually use the sword well, Swoop.]] Whirl 8:40 pm I six it. Primus 8:40 pm [be nice to make this stupid box bigger to type in ><] Res 8:41 pm Why not? Windchill 8:41 pm I seven it. Res 8:41 pm Him get different weapon Killstreak 8:41 pm *Nods in agreement with Swoop.* Windchill 8:41 pm *Waits.* Res 8:41 pm Him bad at sword, Him no get sword Windchill 8:41 pm Cocked and ready, like me. Whirl 8:41 pm Wait. He's putting the arrow IN the gun? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:41 pm [[...He's pretty sure arrows aren't put in rifles.]] Windchill 8:41 pm *Interrupts the game just to say that.* Res 8:41 pm Me Swoop put pebble in Ironhide gun one time Whirl 8:41 pm God, Windchill. You're lucky I don't kick you for that. Res 8:41 pm Lots of trouble keheh Windchill 8:41 pm *Grins.* Primus 8:42 pm *Power muskets, amusing* powder** boomtank 8:42 pm -On the lap he is going to stay- Killstreak 8:42 pm *Shakes his helm in amusement.* Whirl 8:42 pm The arrow's connected to a wire, I'll bet FakeProwl 8:42 pm ... *shakes head. Can't figure out this one.* Whirl 8:42 pm Or, something is. And it's pulled--yeah. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:43 pm [[Then where does the other arrow come from?]] Res 8:43 pm Her back Windchill 8:43 pm She farts it out. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:43 pm [[...Painful.]] Whirl 8:43 pm I missed the arrow, but I knew there was SOME kind of wire involved, 'cos who's gonna hit a bullseye EVERY time? FakeProwl 8:43 pm ... ah. Whirl 8:43 pm ...PFFT. probably spring loaded in the target or something. Res 8:44 pm Her Carly say "flowy shirt" for hiding things. Her steal grenades before. Keheh. And bring drinks for Sparkplug and Chip and Spike. Whirl 8:44 pm Nice. Windchill 8:44 pm *Waits.* Whirl 8:44 pm Your friend Carly sounds like she knows how to party. Res 8:44 pm Yah. her cool Her engineer Whirl 8:44 pm Oh, yeah. Absolutely not Unicron 8:44 pm "All time is relative, brother, and time makes the eventual rejoining all the sweeter. Just as your presence is pleasant, mine must be to you." "As rare as these meetings are, one would think you would use the chance to enjoy it. As I am /attempting/ to." Whirl 8:45 pm I eight it. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:45 pm [[This seems like it would work better the farther away someone is from the stage.]] Absolutely not Unicron 8:45 pm Ever had the Devil glare at you, Blaster? Because that's what's going on right now. Windchill 8:45 pm *SPITS and cackles.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:45 pm [[The arrow, that is.]] Whirl 8:45 pm Yeah, Soundwave. Windchill 8:45 pm You ate it? Whirl 8:45 pm *stares at Windchill* Res 8:45 pm Soundwave, why all You movies have people bad at killing stuff? Whirl 8:46 pm You nine it. FakeProwl 8:46 pm ... Is this another one where the bottom of the bag unzips. boomtank 8:46 pm -stares right back. Yes he has- ItsyBitsySpyers 8:46 pm [[Because he would like a break from war, if that is all right by the gathered company.]] Whirl 8:46 pm I'm not... really [paying attention to this one. Windchill 8:46 pm *Squints, trying to think.* Absolutely not Unicron 8:46 pm Staaaaaaaaaares. >:C Killstreak 8:46 pm *Killstreak glanced down at Unicron and Primus from his spot upside on the ceiling, noting the glare the Chaos Bringer was giving Blaster.* giving Blaster.* Windchill 8:46 pm No no, you ate it. Whirl 8:46 pm No, no, you nine it. Windchill 8:47 pm No no no, little buddy, you ate it. Whirl 8:47 pm The box probably has a false back. Res 8:47 pm Break from war means bad killing? Primus 8:47 pm "We still feel it while in mortal bodies. I'd enjoy your company more if we were not in public. And if you would stop trying to displace Blaster from my lap." Pokes Unicron in the side of his helm. Avatars could still interact with each other. Res 8:47 pm Oh, that good trick Absolutely not Unicron 8:47 pm "... is this supposed to be entertaining?" Res 8:47 pm Him sneaky bot. Like Bird! And Soundwave. Sneaky, keheh FakeProwl 8:47 pm ... when the executioner circles around the back during the dance. Res 8:47 pm But bad at killing. Stab first time, no problem keheh. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:47 pm [[There, you see. There is entertainment without death.]] A nod. [[And yes. Like us.]] [[...Though he's never tried his hand at illusions like these.]] Res 8:48 pm Why? Whirl 8:48 pm Never really got into illusion stuff myself. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:48 pm [[Historically, magicians spoke.]] *small tremble* Res 8:48 pm This one not talking Him no mouth Whirl 8:49 pm ((brb, guys)) Windchill 8:49 pm (( HAVE FUUUUUN. )) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:49 pm [[Humans do find ways unusual ways to do things.]] Pause. [[And the timing in this trick is impressive, for creatures without internal chronometers.]] Res 8:50 pm Him crush birds? Windchill 8:50 pm We saw that last week. Res 8:50 pm Like other movie Dead ItsyBitsySpyers 8:50 pm [[...He hopes not.]] Windchill 8:50 pm I don't think these will die. FakeProwl 8:50 pm Humans have laws against killing animals for entertainment now. Windchill 8:50 pm *Nods.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:50 pm *Points* [[It's the lid.]] FakeProwl 8:50 pm If they WERE going to die, it wouldn't be on TV. Res 8:50 pm Him face have wiggles on it FakeProwl 8:50 pm It's still in the lid. Absolutely not Unicron 8:50 pm "Yes, well, you are not the easiest creature to isolate either. Perhaps, if you were not so inclined towards the company of those who develop shielding that harm those who you adore." Windchill 8:50 pm Wiggles? Res 8:50 pm wiggle wiggle Whirl 8:51 pm Also. Windchill 8:51 pm Like...worms! Whirl 8:51 pm LITTLE buddy? Excuse you. Res 8:51 pm yah FakeProwl 8:51 pm The lid itself is another box. We didn't see the bottom of the lid when it was removed. Whirl 8:51 pm I'm huge where I come from. Windchill 8:51 pm You are little, buddy. You're little to ME. Res 8:51 pm ((How tall is Whirl?)) Absolutely not Unicron 8:51 pm "All of you are tiny." ItsyBitsySpyers 8:51 pm [[He knows this trick. He's used it with his arms to... never mind what for.]] FakeProwl 8:52 pm ... Your arms have secret compartments? Killstreak 8:52 pm *The seeker shook his helm in amusement at "Not" Unicron's words.* Whirl 8:52 pm ((dealing in absolute numbers is kinda weird, but he's like... TFP Soundwave stands just under his gunboob)) Killstreak 8:52 pm words.* Res 8:52 pm This easy for us. Subspace. Humans don't have. Carly tell Me Swoop so. Windchill 8:52 pm *Snickers.* Whirl 8:52 pm Anyway. Get on with your punchline, Windchill. Yes. I ate it. Bevel 8:52 pm I am not little where I come from. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:52 pm [[They don't need to.]] Soundwave tucks his thumb in. It's set higher up his arm than his fingers, so it disappears quite well. Whirl 8:52 pm No matter how physiologically improbably that might seem. Res 8:52 pm ((Swoop is Soundwave-ish sized so he is a babby burb :V)) Windchill 8:52 pm You did. Whirl 8:53 pm They're angled. The daggers, at least. FakeProwl 8:53 pm ... Is it the same as the other one? The swords just barely dodge her head? Whirl 8:53 pm BEHIND her head. Absolutely not Unicron 8:53 pm "Mortals have terrible concepts of awareness." Whirl 8:53 pm Or in front. Primus 8:53 pm "They've good reason to do so." Wraps one arm around Blaster. The other moves to scratch under Unicron's chin. "I'm not that hard to find if you know where to look. I do wander off of Cybertron." FakeProwl 8:53 pm Or maybe there's an unseen helmet around her head and the knives bend. Killstreak 8:53 pm ((Then theres just the 24 ft tall weird hang upside down from the ceiling XD)) Res 8:53 pm Him bad at stabbing and Her bad at pretending stab. Whirl 8:53 pm Whirl is very Lorg boomtank 8:54 pm -hums and settles down- Whirl 8:54 pm ...)) Res 8:54 pm No energon blood Whirl 8:54 pm ((that's ooc)) Windchill 8:54 pm I think these tricks need more fire. It would be cooler with fire. Res 8:54 pm ((does this mean swoop could perch on the gunboob?)) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:54 pm [[Yes. The illusion would be more complete with pained noises and the like. It is difficult to believe she's --]] FakeProwl 8:54 pm Only one sword went— hff. A long box with a fake door. Res 8:54 pm Them stab her real. Then her know how to pretend. Whirl 8:54 pm Ma, the solution is even lamer than my guess. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:55 pm [[Ah! A small elephant.]] [[The trick with the netting and bars.]] FakeProwl 8:55 pm I thought the sword was important. Killstreak 8:55 pm //Food! Brb, sushi's here!// Whirl 8:56 pm Oh, they are angled. Still lame though. Windchill 8:56 pm More fire, more fire! *Throws his arms up in the air.* Res 8:56 pm Me SWOOP can fire! Whirl 8:56 pm ...so, 'Chill. Windchill 8:56 pm With real fire? Res 8:56 pm YAH Whirl 8:56 pm What was the whole... point? Res 8:56 pm Me Swoop am DINOBOT ItsyBitsySpyers 8:56 pm [[Please, no fire in the club.]] Windchill 8:56 pm *Looks at Whirl with one eye.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:56 pm *Amused huff at Whirl* Absolutely not Unicron 8:56 pm (( aaand there goes unicron Res 8:56 pm No fire? : < Absolutely not Unicron 8:57 pm * fuck. there goes unicron's muse. )) (( switching back to orion. )) FakeProwl 8:57 pm Oh, I know how this one works. Primus 8:57 pm [Whoops. Muses be muses? Windchill 8:57 pm You should show us fire another time! Res 8:57 pm This boring. Them break legs. Then him stay. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:57 pm [[...Are you sure you're an Autobot creation?]] Whirl 8:57 pm I don't have any fire, but I DO have a plasma-thrower. You've seen it, Windchill. Orion Pax 8:58 pm "... what a horrific trick this is! How could anyone enjoy the possibility of someone being harmed?" Res 8:58 pm Yah? Windchill 8:58 pm And, Whirl, "I ate it" was the point. I told you it was dumb. We both knew. Orion Pax 8:58 pm Munches through some crunchy energon. Whirl 8:58 pm Soundwave, I'm surprised. You know ME and you can't believe HE'S an Autobot? Res 8:58 pm *points to the autobrand on his beak* Whirl 8:58 pm I'm so, so much worse than Swoop. Windchill 8:58 pm Oh...yeah I have. Bevel 8:58 pm *pointed look at Soundwave, you've met her creator yes* FakeProwl 8:58 pm He drowns to death, and then his teleportation clone emerges from behind the curtain. *poker face* Whirl 8:58 pm *SNRK* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:58 pm [[...He supposes it--ha.]] Primus 8:58 pm *Prowlplz* Res 8:58 pm *bounces at Whirl* Worse? kehehhe. Worse? Whirl 8:59 pm *nods* Not THE worst. But Pretty bad. Res 8:59 pm How bad? FakeProwl 8:59 pm ... Seriously though, he's probably in an air chamber inside the tank. The water pouring over the top is pumped out as he's lowered. Whirl 8:59 pm Yeah, prowl's right. Orion Pax 8:59 pm And he's gnawing nervously at his treats. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:59 pm [[So he is.]] Windchill 8:59 pm Whirl, have you... ever been lit on fire? Orion Pax 8:59 pm He knows this is a trick, but it's still nerve wracking. The concept of a human being hurt irks him. Whirl 8:59 pm Yep. Res 9:00 pm Fire no big deal ItsyBitsySpyers 9:00 pm *Soundwave nudges Bevel and gestures to the screen. Has she ever thought to design these kinds of things?* Whirl 9:00 pm Came with the job description back when I joined the Wreckers. Windchill 9:00 pm Oh. *He blinks coquettishly.* Res 9:00 pm What you do WORSE than Dinobot? Windchill 9:00 pm I bet you looked really hot. Res 9:00 pm Duh Windchill 9:00 pm *Yes, it's the same joke as last week.* Whirl 9:00 pm *SNRKS again* Res 9:01 pm Cheating Whirl 9:01 pm To everyone else? No. To you? Apparently. Res 9:01 pm Him break for real next time ItsyBitsySpyers 9:01 pm [[Of course he's cheating. It's a trick.]] Bevel 9:01 pm *only briefly during last week's show, she still wants to borrow Rumble* Windchill 9:01 pm *Blinks just for you, Whirl.* Whirl 9:01 pm And I've done lots of stuff, Swoop. I'll tell you sometime later. Res 9:01 pm When later? Whirl 9:01 pm Later. Res 9:01 pm :S Orion Pax 9:01 pm "... humans have peculiar hobbies." Whirl 9:01 pm When I'm not being distracted. Maybe over some drinks. FakeProwl 9:01 pm ... Huh. More clever than I expected. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:01 pm [[They do indeed.]] Res 9:01 pm kaay Swoop like stories Whirl 9:02 pm Hey, 'Chill. Windchill 9:02 pm Hmm? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:02 pm *Leans forward. A bed of spikes? ... He's going to assume they mean the torture device.* Orion Pax 9:02 pm "... is that all? Are we going to have to watch more of humans being exceedingly dangerous?" Whirl 9:02 pm Do you got a beast mode you've never told me about? Windchill 9:02 pm *He's going to assume something else.* Res 9:02 pm Keheheh, dangerous? What DANGEROUS here? It fake stuff. Windchill 9:03 pm *You're welcome for that mental image, Soundwave.* Orion Pax 9:03 pm "Yes we are. Lovely." Res 9:03 pm Them use real stuff. Then dangerous. Then fun. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:03 pm *Primus, Windchill.* [[...Now that is a useful trick.]] Orion Pax 9:03 pm Settles down next to the bright-sparked giant holding Blaster. Whirl 9:03 pm ((PFFT)) Windchill 9:03 pm *He had to.* Um...no? FakeProwl 9:03 pm *mumbles* I know a couple of tanks I'd like to make disappear. Primus 9:03 pm *Only half paying attention* Windchill 9:03 pm I'm only a little bit beastly. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:03 pm *Glance at Prowl. Now, now.* Whirl 9:03 pm Are you SURE? Res 9:03 pm *if it helps Soundwave any, Swoop's imagining someone getting murdered on a spike pit hellboy style* Windchill 9:04 pm ...Why? Whirl 9:04 pm I could've sworn you had another mode, and that it was a beaver. 'cos DAAAAM. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:04 pm *Oh yes, that helps quite a bit. Thank you, Swoop.* Whirl 9:04 pm *there. Take that* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:04 pm [[That means you, Swoop.]] Res 9:04 pm ?? Bevel 9:04 pm Bet they retract. Windchill 9:04 pm *Gives Whirl the most dead inside, half lidded look of disdain he can muster.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:04 pm *The not trying these at home.* Whirl 9:04 pm *preens* FakeProwl 9:04 pm There's a lot of gaps between the spikes. Res 9:04 pm :V Why not? Me Swoop could break whole thing. It not scary. Windchill 9:05 pm I suppose that was...my just desserts. Whirl 9:05 pm Yep. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:05 pm *Light nudge to Prowl. That answers his questions about the assistants from last week* Windchill 9:05 pm *Nods.* FakeProwl 9:05 pm Oh, so they switched him out so they don't reveal his true identity, but they don't care about revealing the assistants' true identities. Res 9:05 pm Slag try to gore bots aaaaaallll the time. This thing not CHASE, keheh. boomtank 9:05 pm -is kinda falling asleep where he is- Windchill 9:05 pm Now we're even. Killstreak 9:05 pm //Back.// ItsyBitsySpyers 9:05 pm [[They may not be actual assistants.]] Windchill 9:06 pm You know what else we have in common, Titty Boob? Whirl 9:06 pm What? Windchill 9:06 pm We can't pick our noses. Bevel 9:06 pm Trap door. Res 9:06 pm Them want to fake, trick. Them get blood to SPLAT. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:06 pm [[If this is not their job, it would hardly matter if others wanted to ban them from performing other magic shows.]] Res 9:06 pm Then it exciting. FakeProwl 9:06 pm Random actresses from other fields that they trained to perform the tricks? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:06 pm [[Quite possibly.]] FakeProwl 9:06 pm He rolls in between the spikes. Or behind them, and then gets on top. Whirl 9:06 pm Yep. Neither of us got them. Windchill 9:07 pm *Thinks.* FakeProwl 9:07 pm Behind, most likely. Whirl 9:07 pm Well, technically, you have two horrific nostrils on your head. FakeProwl 9:07 pm Behind. Whirl 9:07 pm And I've got... whatever-it-is in my mouth. Windchill 9:07 pm I do, my secret shame. *He's not ashamed in the slightest.* I bet I could pick Gigantor's nose, though. Whirl 9:07 pm Eugh. Lose your whole arm up there. Windchill 9:08 pm He'd probably let me. Whirl 9:08 pm That's more about you and your junxy's love life than I wanted to know. Res 9:08 pm Magician do fake, cheat thing. What person who do real thing? Windchill 9:08 pm You're welcome. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:08 pm *Soundwave vents.* [[This one would not be difficult for him.]] *Stretch arm, leg.* FakeProwl 9:08 pm Pff. Res 9:09 pm *cocks head at Soundwave* *stares* *thinks* *transforms into robot mode and reaches over to touch* Killstreak 9:09 pm *Twitters in amusement.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:09 pm *Neat dodge and withdrawing of limbs* FakeProwl 9:09 pm Are there other assistants hidden behind the doors that get in and out as the doors slide open and close? Res 9:09 pm Keheh Soundwave! Soundwave Windchill 9:09 pm I assume so. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:09 pm [[What.]] Whirl 9:09 pm That'd be my guess, Prowl. I can do THAT, though. Bevel 9:10 pm She is just moving. That is easy. Res 9:10 pm You bigger, smaller, same... *vague gestures* as Swoop Whirl 9:10 pm get my head on the floor like that, with my feet. FakeProwl 9:10 pm ... You can see someone's hand outside the box on the far left. Whirl 9:10 pm That's not hard. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:10 pm [[That's the assistant on the side.]] Res 9:10 pm *grabby hands* FakeProwl 9:10 pm No, that's... yes, it is. Res 9:10 pm *wants to measure with grubby baby hands* Windchill 9:10 pm Show me, Whirl. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:10 pm [[She was on the stool for part of it. There was no reason for it to be there otherwise.]] Windchill 9:11 pm You can't say things like that and not prove it. Whirl 9:11 pm *removes his feet from Windchill's lap* Windchill 9:11 pm *This is gonna be good.* Res 9:11 pm *goes again for Soundwave's foot* Whirl 9:11 pm *shifts a bit in his seat. Puts one foot on the tabletop first. Then the other* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:11 pm *Scoots closer to Prowl and away from Swoop.* [[Desist.]] Tilisha 9:11 pm i think i've seen this trick before. Res 9:11 pm Me Swoop want to see ItsyBitsySpyers 9:12 pm [[See what?]] Res 9:12 pm Skinny! Killstreak 9:12 pm *laughs softly at the Dinobot's shenanigans.* Res 9:12 pm *gestures at Soundwave, gestures at himself* You bigger or smaller than Swoop Whirl 9:12 pm *shifts a bit, spreads his legs enough for his cockpit to fit through, and then, ina positively nauseating display of flexibility, lowers his torso until his head is flat on the table, next to his feet* *his backstrut looks like it's made of rubber. it's wholly ridiculous* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:13 pm [[You have more material because of your wings. He has longer lim...bs...]] Whirl 9:13 pm *stares at Windchill solemnly* Windchill 9:13 pm *APPLAUDS.* Amazing. I could never do that. Unless I was dead, maybe. Res 9:13 pm Lim. Bs. Bevel 9:13 pm I could do that. Windchill 9:13 pm You look vulgar right now. I approve. Res 9:13 pm *reaches out with his foot to touch Soundwave's foot* Whirl 9:13 pm There's nothing VULGAR about being flexibl. It's good for fighting. Bevel 9:14 pm *thumbs up at Whirl* Windchill 9:14 pm It is if you have a dirty mind like mine, Whirl. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:14 pm [[Congratulations. It is most impressive.]] FakeProwl 9:14 pm Well. After that last display of dexterity, I'm afraid I must face the fact that I'm never going to be cut out for a career as a magician's assistant. Whirl 9:14 pm *raises a claw and clicks it at Bevel. He's not moved out of the position at all yet* Bevel 9:14 pm They go through from the back like the arrow? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:15 pm [[You could design tricks, he's sure.]] Whirl 9:15 pm It IS impressive. I don't know why more mecha don't go for it. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:15 pm [[And he likes your idea, Bevel.]] FakeProwl 9:15 pm I'm not creative. Whirl 9:15 pm Everyone insists on being built like a brick wall. Windchill 9:15 pm *Raises hand* Not me! I'm built like a dumpster. Res 9:15 pm Whirl is skinny. And Swoop. And Soundwave. Who littlest? Who little. *bounces* Whirl 9:15 pm Same difference. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:16 pm [[The functional part of it. Designing the safe portions and timing and things like that.]] FakeProwl 9:16 pm Is it like the arrow—flips down from the top? Whirl 9:16 pm Soundwave's got a decent frame, he looks like he could pretzel his way out of danger if he needed to. Res 9:16 pm KEH! This not hard. Me Swoop throw knives for fun lots of time. Bevel 9:16 pm *looks like a brick wall* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:16 pm *Surprised by the compliment, nods at Whirl* Res 9:16 pm Soundwave is pretzel. Keheh. FakeProwl 9:16 pm I'm not an engineer either. The... *silence* Whirl 9:16 pm *it is merely the truth. Sort-of-nods. he's still head-and-feet on the table* Orion Pax 9:16 pm He's back! Had to attend to something. "What did I miss?" ItsyBitsySpyers 9:16 pm *Soundwave extrudes his feelers and forms a pretzel shape.* Whirl 9:17 pm *snrks* Bevel 9:17 pm *giggles* Killstreak 9:17 pm *Pfft* Windchill 9:17 pm ....Do you get kinks from sitting like that? Res 9:17 pm *grabby hands at pretzel* Whirl 9:17 pm Nope. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:17 pm *...He has no idea why the silence, but it probably wasn't good. He'll keep quiet.* Windchill 9:17 pm *Don't ask what kind of kinks me means.* Wow. FakeProwl 9:17 pm ... I prefer solving mysteries to creating them. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:17 pm [[So noted.]] [[Well done, Bevel.]] Whirl 9:18 pm I've made a lot of modifications over the years. *at last, he uncoils, and dits back up like a normal mech again* Bevel 9:18 pm *grins* Res 9:18 pm *scooches over to Whirl* Windchill 9:18 pm *Drumrolls in his lap. Get back up here!* Res 9:18 pm *grabs for an ankle* Little Whirl 9:18 pm *KICKS* Res 9:19 pm :V ItsyBitsySpyers 9:19 pm ((except sometimes it's not a trick and people get sent to the hospital on tv 😄 )) Res 9:19 pm Keheheh Whirl 9:19 pm Reflex. Res 9:19 pm Kicky bot FakeProwl 9:19 pm ... did they say they do the trick with flaming objects? Res 9:19 pm *holds up his ankle by Whirl's to compare* FakeProwl 9:19 pm Humans are sticking flaming knives in their coat pockets. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:19 pm [[He believes so.]] Orion Pax 9:19 pm "Humans are a young species, their culture barely a single lifetime of a Cybertron, and yet they display so much creativity. I wonder if Cybertron's culture had so many popular tricks and slights of hands prior to the War." ItsyBitsySpyers 9:19 pm [[We won't know now, will we.]] *Tries not to be amused by the Egg* FakeProwl 9:20 pm So the same principle as the fishing line, just with rubber bands. Orion Pax 9:20 pm "Knowledge is easy enough to find once one identifies those who are aware." Scooches closer to Soundwave. Whirl 9:21 pm *whirl's leg design is actually very odd, in that he sort of has TWO ankles; his legs are very skinny, though* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:21 pm [[Most of those mechs are dead. Identification will not help.]] Bevel 9:21 pm ... Orion Pax 9:21 pm "You are still alive, are you not?" Res 9:21 pm *wiggles his toes and giggles* Bevel 9:21 pm *squints at house* Res 9:21 pm Both little Him Soundwave big feet but little leg Windchill 9:21 pm Are you two playing footsies over there? WITHOUT ME?! *Offended.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:22 pm *Looks down at himself. You call all this leg little?* Whirl 9:22 pm He does. No offence, Soundwave, but you've got a little everything. You're kinda small. Bevel 9:22 pm That house is smaller on the inside than it is outside. *building things and earlier tricks have made her pay a little more attention* Res 9:22 pm *babbu isn't going to identify which direction he is measuring but, yes, you a skinny boy* Whirl 9:22 pm And yep. You're not invited. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:23 pm [[He is on the taller side in his own timeline, thank you.]] Windchill 9:23 pm *Covers his face and makes crying sounds.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:23 pm [[And proportionally, he is rather leggy.]] Res 9:23 pm *bounces up and down in place* Me Swoop am very very tall! At home! Orion Pax 9:23 pm The commentary on size has made him feel all the smaller. The teeniest of Primes curls up a little bit on himself, gnawing on his treats. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:23 pm *Bevel's catching up here.* FakeProwl 9:23 pm It's probably being stored in the roof, but I don't know how it works otherwise. Trap doors opening and closing—? ... All right, I should have seen that coming. Bevel 9:24 pm I like this trick. Orion Pax 9:24 pm "It must be horrifically uncomfortable in that little enclosure." ItsyBitsySpyers 9:24 pm [[Yes. You are also tall at home. It is a wonder you do not bang your helm on things.]] Res 9:24 pm Me DO Kehehehh Live in cave, you hit stuff lots too Bevel 9:25 pm *is taller than Soundwave. and much wider* FakeProwl 9:25 pm The bullet's already in his mouth, the glass is rigged to break independently from the gun. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:25 pm *YOU are a much bigger size class.* Windchill 9:25 pm *Are we still having a size contest because.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:25 pm [[...That was quick.]] Whirl 9:25 pm Yeah, I'm really big where I come from. FakeProwl 9:25 pm I'll figure out the other details when I see the rest of the trick. Orion Pax 9:26 pm "Oh, the speeding bullet trick is very simple. The magician is holding the bullet within his teeth already, and the glass is cracked via a inner force such as a sudden course of energy." ItsyBitsySpyers 9:26 pm *Has a moment of just. Looking at Prowl. Soundwave wants to feed him a million mysteries and listen to him go.* Windchill 9:26 pm Prowl already said that. Bevel 9:26 pm *and she can technically transform into a taller bot because so much of her mass is currently focused on making her so wide* FakeProwl 9:26 pm *doesn't notice. he's watching the next illusion. Res 9:26 pm Me Swoop wings big. And beak big. But rest little. Swoop littlest Dinobot :> FakeProwl 9:26 pm The radio is attached to the tray. It's—yes. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:27 pm [[...He has an important question to ask those of you in timelines where this is possible.]] Whirl 9:27 pm *looks over his shoulder at the bar* I could use a drink. Is it self-serve tonight? FakeProwl 9:27 pm He must have a piece of cardboard or something in the fabric. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:27 pm *Points at the screen.* [[Has his alternate ever done this.]] Windchill 9:27 pm Nice. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:27 pm [[And yes, it is. Ravage is away for the evening.]] Whirl 9:27 pm Not that I know of. Res 9:27 pm Do what? Whirl 9:27 pm And, all right. I can bring payment on Wednesday. Res 9:27 pm *flops on his belly on the floor* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:28 pm [[The radio trick, Swoop.]] Res 9:28 pm That easy. It cheating. Anyone can do. Windchill 9:28 pm *Uh oh, is Swoop getting bored?* Bevel 9:28 pm We saw this one in the movie with the clones. Windchill 9:28 pm Cock...the rifle. Whirl 9:28 pm Don't fuck the gun, Windchill. trust me, it's not worth iut. Windchill 9:28 pm But Whiiiiiirl. Orion Pax 9:29 pm "... is it typical for female assistants to dress in this manner?" FakeProwl 9:29 pm He's too good a shot for a random magician. That was probably a fake shot too. Windchill 9:29 pm You can't tell me what to do. I'm gonna frick the gun. Orion Pax 9:29 pm "Please don't." Res 9:29 pm Frick ItsyBitsySpyers 9:29 pm [[It absolutely was. He has shot enough people to know the difference between bullet entry and exit sizes.]] [[It went the wrong way.]] FakeProwl 9:30 pm I didn't see a moment where he could have palmed the bullet. So there must be a second one. Whirl 9:30 pm As someone who has been there, done that, I will say again: not worth it. FakeProwl 9:30 pm Did it go the wrong way? The image is too blurry for me to tell. Windchill 9:30 pm *Whiiiiiines.* Did you shoot yourself? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:30 pm [[Yes. They will show it again.]] Windchill 9:30 pm *This sounds like a story.* Res 9:31 pm Yah her aim high Whirl 9:31 pm It's a long story. But trust me when I say I learned three important things that day. FakeProwl 9:31 pm ... That part probably would have been obvious if I knew more about Earth weaponry. Windchill 9:31 pm Yeah? boomtank 9:31 pm -Blaster fell asleep a while back- ((because mun has been out of it Res 9:32 pm Aim REAL high Whirl 9:32 pm One: Always listen to Springer. Two: Always double-check your loadout. Three: NEVER fire an energy-based weapon in the air in an electrical storm. *now he stands and trots over to the bar* FakeProwl 9:32 pm *squints at the paper. still can't see it well enough to tell which way the paper is going. Oh well. He'll trust Soundwave's optics.* Windchill 9:32 pm Wow, thanks for the advice. boomtank 9:33 pm ((and going out now, g'night! Thanks for the stream FakeProwl 9:33 pm *... IT WAS A MAGNET* Windchill 9:33 pm *By that he means a checklist of how to frick a gun, amazing.* Res 9:33 pm Her almost miss glass all the way ItsyBitsySpyers 9:33 pm ((night blaster!)) Res 9:33 pm Everyone suck at weapons here Windchill 9:33 pm ...On the show? Res 9:33 pm Them go fast in real fight Yah show Windchill 9:33 pm Okay. I almost got offended. On Whirl's behalf. Res 9:33 pm Soundwave say no weapons for PEOPLE here Windchill 9:34 pm Whoops. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:34 pm [[Why would anyone want water to become ice.]] [[He isn't even ill.]] Windchill 9:34 pm Figures. FakeProwl 9:35 pm ... I was trying to figure out how they made a trap door work with water. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:35 pm *Hard tremble* FakeProwl 9:35 pm I guess a sponge works like a trap door for water. Bevel 9:35 pm *giggles* Whirl 9:35 pm *he's gonna poke around; he has no idea how to make a gaugebuster so whirl's just puttering around back there, opening bottles and sniffing them* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:35 pm *Just... just don't blow the place up, Whirl.* Res 9:35 pm Him cut her up? :V ItsyBitsySpyers 9:35 pm *Whatever you mix together.* Res 9:35 pm Cool Whirl 9:36 pm *he'll try. No promises* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:36 pm [[Ah. Snack size portions.]] Res 9:36 pm Her duck fast keheheh FakeProwl 9:36 pm Hff! Bevel 9:36 pm Fffff Windchill 9:36 pm She crouched in the bottom? Res 9:37 pm How come them no fake blood? Trick better if blood everywhere kheheh. Windchill 9:37 pm Yeah, more blood would be more convincing. FakeProwl 9:37 pm Hm. The blades look to be too wide to pull the same trick as the one where they cut her in half. Windchill 9:37 pm Fake. FakeProwl 9:37 pm The thighs look fake. For the rest, she could just be standing up or ducking. Windchill 9:38 pm *Nods.* My god. Res 9:38 pm Him put her together mix up, kehehehhehe, that BEST trick FakeProwl 9:38 pm ... Except the blades ARE still in there. Hm. Killstreak 9:38 pm //Welp, this mun has to go now, little cousin just came into my room because of a nightmare and wants to sleep with his "big brother" (he prefers calling me that for some reason). Good night guys, thank-you for the show Wave! Night night! X3// ItsyBitsySpyers 9:38 pm [[He doesn't see why it should matter if she's in the wrong order. He supposedly made a disassembled suit of armor come to life again.]] ((aw, night!)) Whirl 9:38 pm ((aww, gnight my dude! :3)) FakeProwl 9:38 pm Either mirrors or photos hidden in the box. Killstreak 9:38 pm show wave!// Windchill 9:38 pm (( Bye! )) Bevel 9:38 pm [[night! FakeProwl 9:39 pm I'll go with photos. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:39 pm [[...They hollowed out human parts?]] Res 9:40 pm Them steal feet? kehehehhehhehh Whirl 9:40 pm *he's lining up bottles. Whirl's got A Plan* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:40 pm [[Oh, they were spinning them. He sees.]] FakeProwl 9:40 pm Hm. I was on the right track with the photos. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:41 pm [[Look. A trap door.]] FakeProwl 9:41 pm ... Even the blades have trap doors. Bevel 9:41 pm So many trap doors. Windchill 9:41 pm Amazing. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:41 pm [[He's beginning to feel like his life suffers from a distinct lack of trap doors.]] [[Whirl, what ARE you doing.]] Res 9:41 pm Her just be tough next time. Break blades. Beat up magician. Kehehheh. Then HER show. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:41 pm [[Are you getting a drink or did you get lost?]] Windchill 9:41 pm *He has to look and see what Whirl is doing, too.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:41 pm *Soundwave nods at Swoop, amused* Windchill 9:42 pm ...Is it a shooting gallery? Whirl 9:42 pm I'm making a cocktail. Bevel 9:42 pm You should put a trap door by the door so you can open it under bot's feet. Res 9:42 pm Drop in ocean :V Then disappear Bloop! Heavy. Whirl 9:42 pm *with all the care of a mad scientist, he hunkers down over the bar and gets mixing* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:42 pm [[That, Bevel, is called a space bridge.]] Windchill 9:42 pm *HAND SHOOTS UP IN THE AIR.* I volunteer to test the trap door. Unless it's a space bridge. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:42 pm *Prowl's been waiting his whole life for this.* Whirl 9:42 pm *adopts his Teacher Voice* Yes, Windchill? Oh. Res 9:43 pm Warpath Whirl 9:43 pm Well, can't help ya there. Windchill 9:43 pm ...You want me to think of a question for you? *His hand is still there, might as well take advantage.* Res 9:43 pm Bzoow! Keheheh. Warpath weird. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:43 pm *Thinks of chains on another tank. Glows about 2 degrees brighter for five seconds.* Bevel 9:43 pm ...mirrors? Primus 9:43 pm *Blinks and looks around. Sort of fell asleep there* Oh, the tank... Windchill 9:43 pm Kinky. Res 9:44 pm Him transform. Run away. Whirl 9:44 pm Nah. I'm good. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:44 pm [[It's not a tank like our kind, Swoop. It's non-sentient.]] Windchill 9:44 pm Well, alrighty then. Bevel 9:44 pm ....trap door Res 9:44 pm Someone else transform. Pick it up and run away. FakeProwl 9:44 pm Trap door. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:44 pm [[Primus.]] Primus 9:44 pm . . ? FakeProwl 9:44 pm ... Either that, or an underground catapult. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:44 pm *He's laughing so much tonight. He's shaking again.* Bevel 9:45 pm *giggles* Whirl 9:45 pm Nukes. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:45 pm [[An underground - a - what.]] Res 9:45 pm Skyfire take Windchill 9:45 pm *Gasps.* FakeProwl 9:45 pm The tank is going to crash land five miles away. Hah! Whirl 9:45 pm *his masterpiece is nearly complete. Anyone near the bar can probably smell the fumes. It smells like a disaster waiting to happen* Primus 9:45 pm *Snickers* Windchill 9:45 pm *So, it smells like Whirl.* Primus 9:45 pm Well. I wake up just for this madness, Windchill 9:45 pm *Delicious.* Res 9:45 pm That trick dumb Just running away Them melt tank next time ItsyBitsySpyers 9:46 pm [[He liked the catapult more.]] Bevel 9:46 pm The building is closer. Whirl 9:46 pm *yep* FakeProwl 9:46 pm So do I. It actually gets rid of the tank. Whirl 9:46 pm *there may or may not be thin curls of vapor rising from it* Res 9:46 pm That not work on Sludge. Him large object. Him get confuse. Ask what happen, where everyone go. Come walk over. Keheh. Windchill 9:47 pm *Scratches his chin, trying to decide if he knows any tanks.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:47 pm *Contemplates having one installed near Dancitron for Tarn reasons* [[The point of that one was a broadcast trick, he thinks. Not a "come walk over" one.]] Windchill 9:47 pm *Nope, no tanks. He's pretty sure.* Whirl 9:47 pm *carefully puts the bottle away, and holds up his glass triumphantly* I think I've outdone myself. Windchill 9:48 pm You're gonna undo yourself with that thing. Bevel 9:48 pm Install a trebuchet. Those are neat. Windchill 9:48 pm Don't worry, I'm here to support you. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:48 pm [[He's absolving himself of responsibility if you poison yourself and melt a hole in your tanks.]] Res 9:48 pm Dinobots buried alive before. Not Swoop. Older Dinobots. Whirl 9:48 pm Your only responsibility--*dryly* Is throwing the party I'm sure everyone'll wanna throw if that happens. FakeProwl 9:48 pm (("our magician might be an illusionist, an actor... OR EVEN A WOMAN" oh shut the fuck up and go away)) Res 9:48 pm Wheeljack save. Windchill 9:49 pm It's called a funeral, Whirl. Whirl 9:49 pm *returns to his seat; the drink smells something like particularly strong coffee mixed with black pepper and a hint of vinegar* Windchill 9:49 pm *GAGS.* Whirl 9:49 pm No funerals. Res 9:49 pm *curls his nose* Whirl 9:49 pm It's on my will, even. Res 9:49 pm *leans closer to sniff at the gross stuff* Windchill 9:49 pm ...You have a will? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:49 pm [[Please, do not purge on his floor again.]] Res 9:50 pm Me Swoop puke here before! Windchill 9:50 pm Yes, it was messy. Res 9:50 pm Yah :> Whirl 9:50 pm All mine, Swoop. Windchill 9:50 pm *Shakes his head.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:50 pm [[Sloppy work.]] Whirl 9:50 pm And yeah, when I was really sick, I ahd to draft up some last wishes. Windchill 9:50 pm Oh, yeah. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:51 pm [[Another bag that isn't a bag, he's sure.]] Res 9:51 pm This dumb way for tying up. Them smash hands. Save time. FakeProwl 9:51 pm Either that or it unzips from the inside. Primus 9:51 pm [FINALLYICANFLYderp FakeProwl 9:51 pm Like the one with the executioner. Whirl 9:51 pm *he holds the drink aloft and takes a nice, long pull, tossing his head back to swallow like a bird* Res 9:51 pm *claps for Whirl* Windchill 9:51 pm *Stares.* Glug, glug, glug, glug! *Chants.* Whirl 9:52 pm That's pretty good. Primus 9:52 pm ... Res 9:52 pm ??? Whirl 9:52 pm Mellower than a gaugebuster, not as spicy. Res 9:52 pm What burning? Primus 9:52 pm of course it is on fire Whirl 9:52 pm Has a nice full flavor, kinda like midgrade. Res 9:52 pm That weird place for gas tank Windchill 9:52 pm Finally, some fire. Bevel 9:52 pm The car did not even get crushed all the way. Res 9:52 pm Inside cab gas tank? FakeProwl 9:53 pm Maybe he slid out the other end of the car and the only thing left in the bag was an automaton. Primus 9:53 pm Or a pre-recorded video Bevel 9:53 pm 😃 Res 9:53 pm This not engineering. Wheeljack engineer. Whirl 9:54 pm They make a big deal about their masked man, but I'm pretty sure the only people who care are the folks who made the show. I bet he's some nobody. Windchill 9:54 pm *Nods.* I certainly don't care. Res 9:54 pm Lots of people have mask for face. Windchill 9:54 pm Um. Res 9:54 pm Wheeljack. Soundwave. Windchill 9:54 pm *Wow.* Whirl 9:54 pm And some of us don't have faces at all. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:54 pm [[He doubts that. The Prestige movie showed that they were protective of their secrets.]] Res 9:54 pm Yah Whirl 9:54 pm *gestures to self* Primus 9:55 pm [creepy Windchill 9:55 pm *That was some visual.* Res 9:55 pm It no big deal Bevel 9:55 pm *could make a much better automaton* FakeProwl 9:55 pm I got half of it. Windchill 9:55 pm These tricks seems expensive. Wasteful. Res 9:56 pm Cremation is fire thing! Swoop can Windchill 9:56 pm Cremation is my only chance of having a smoking hot body. Like Whirl's. Res 9:56 pm Whirl not on fire keheh Windchill 9:56 pm *And so that same jokes rises from the dead in the same night.* *Just...gives Swoop a look.* Whirl 9:57 pm *snorts and takes another long pull* Res 9:57 pm *cocks head* Windchill 9:57 pm *Shakes his head in disbelief.* Res 9:57 pm *is basically sideways* Windchill 9:57 pm Anyway. FakeProwl 9:58 pm He could have slid out the back. Windchill 9:58 pm *He's struggling to not make gas jokes. Someone help him.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:58 pm *Waits to hear those three special words* Tilisha 9:58 pm gas it up and blow it out~ FakeProwl 9:58 pm The fire might be only on the lid. Res 9:58 pm Keh! That fake too. Body not burn like that. Fast, no big smoke. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:58 pm *That's eight words, Prowl.* Windchill 9:58 pm Yeah, we finally get fire and it doesn't even burn anything! Res 9:59 pm Nuh uh not NEARLY long enough for ASH FakeProwl 10:00 pm *nods* Slid out the back. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:00 pm *Close enough.* Windchill 10:00 pm *Gasps.* FakeProwl 10:00 pm *what three special words? "trap door" is only two.* Windchill 10:00 pm I didn't tell you guys what my spawn did. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:00 pm *Well, he assumed there'd be an "a" in front of it.* FakeProwl 10:00 pm *fair* Res 10:01 pm ((he's a headmaster)) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:01 pm ((LOL)) Whirl 10:01 pm What did she do now? Windchill 10:01 pm Tried to eat somebody. Tilisha 10:01 pm *tries hard to not make an off color joke* Res 10:01 pm That not very sharp. Them see Grimlock teeth. THAT very sharp. Those rounded. FakeProwl 10:01 pm I'd rather not know who the magician is. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:02 pm [[Oh?]] Whirl 10:02 pm Good gal. FakeProwl 10:02 pm I'm sure I won't recognize him and therefore it'll be a letdown. Whirl 10:02 pm A kid after my own spark. Yeah, same, prowl. Windchill 10:02 pm *Nods.* FakeProwl 10:02 pm The big reveal: this unknown magician is, in fact... an unknown magician. Windchill 10:02 pm Had to pry her off of Eros' hand. Res 10:02 pm ((Can we get a new narrator? Thx)) FakeProwl 10:02 pm ((yes plz)) Whirl 10:02 pm ((thirded)) Bevel 10:02 pm [[srsly Tilisha 10:02 pm It's really hard not to make a joke here.... ItsyBitsySpyers 10:03 pm ((I really wish I could change the narration y'all.)) Windchill 10:03 pm *SPITS.* Whirl 10:03 pm ((it's not your fault!)) Tilisha 10:03 pm they're making it so hard... Whirl 10:03 pm Ah. Tried to eat that, did she? Windchill 10:03 pm P-penetrating. Well. She bit it. Res 10:03 pm Blood? 😕 ItsyBitsySpyers 10:03 pm *That would be easy to reproduce. Just get a phase shifter.* FakeProwl 10:03 pm They're all real except for the ones that would go through her. Those retract as they touch her back. Bevel 10:03 pm Yeah! Windchill 10:03 pm Latched on like, in Riot's words, a leech. Whirl 10:03 pm *just get impaled, you'll live* FakeProwl 10:04 pm There are fakes inside of the wall that protrude. Tilisha 10:04 pm GOD FUC! one of you's gotta make a joke now XD Windchill 10:05 pm Please. Tilisha 10:05 pm i'm dying here. Res 10:05 pm Her not even scream or blood Bad trick Windchill 10:05 pm Yeah yeah, dildo, that's the joke. Whirl 10:05 pm What? About spikes? Res 10:06 pm There lots easier ways to dead 😕 ItsyBitsySpyers 10:06 pm [[We still have burying and flames in the air to go.]] Windchill 10:06 pm Why don't we just punch him? FakeProwl 10:06 pm ... How well was the masked man walking? Maybe it's a mannequin that was being guided by the others. Windchill 10:06 pm No tricks, just flat out punch him. Res 10:07 pm Gun, forehead. No trick. All done, bye. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:07 pm [[Then you have no more magician, Swoop.]] Res 10:07 pm Get BETTER magician! Windchill 10:07 pm No loss, indeed. Res 10:07 pm All magician FIGHT then BEST magician left Whirl 10:08 pm *gets chugging; he needs to get drunk fast and sips too slow* Windchill 10:08 pm A magic battle would be way cooler. FakeProwl 10:08 pm *got the concept, if not the exact details* Windchill 10:09 pm No. Res 10:09 pm No Windchill 10:09 pm JINX. You owe me a punch in the face. Res 10:10 pm Kay! *rears back to punch* Windchill 10:10 pm *Waits for it as innocently as you please, almost as if he doesn't know it's coming.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:10 pm [[If they were Cybertronian, he'd assume it was a bridge.]] Windchill 10:10 pm I'm ready. FakeProwl 10:10 pm Temporary trap door. Whirl 10:10 pm *finished, setting his drink down and turning to watch* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:10 pm [[To where? He's buried.]] Res 10:11 pm *throws all his weight into cracking Windchill in the side of the head* FakeProwl 10:11 pm No. Space bridge—temporary trap door. Windchill 10:11 pm DOOF. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:11 pm *Ohhhh. Huffs. Yes, good.* Res 10:11 pm Kehhhehehehh Windchill 10:11 pm *Wobbles.* Tilisha 10:11 pm without knowing this is a magic trick, the narration could be taken as a bad fanfiction. Res 10:11 pm Swoop win Windchill 10:12 pm Owie. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:12 pm [[The narration could be taken as many bad things.]] Windchill 10:12 pm He's beating me up! Whirl 10:12 pm *toasts windchill with his empty glass* You literally asked for it. Windchill 10:12 pm *Raises his arms to shield his head and legs into the chair to cower.* Res 10:12 pm *cackles* Windchill 10:12 pm Please, have mercy! *Hit him again, in other words.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:13 pm *Wonders if he'll be in the vehicle.* Primus 10:13 pm ... Res 10:13 pm *unlike Soundwave, cannot read minds and considers this a battle won* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:13 pm ((They're telling the truth about past deaths btw. Someone fucked it up just a few years before this show.)) Windchill 10:13 pm (( Goodness. )) Res 10:13 pm *plops on his butt and pulls out his remaining rations to nibble and hopefully witness a death* FakeProwl 10:14 pm ... secret tunnel? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:14 pm ((These people are 3000x braver than I will ever be)) [[Hm. A good idea.]] Windchill 10:14 pm *Stretches back to sit in his seat like a normal person, defeated.* FakeProwl 10:15 pm He probably escaped during the digging and stood to the side as they dumped in the dirt. Whirl 10:15 pm *staring at his empty glass* Windchill 10:15 pm I couldn't do that. I'd die. Probably. Res 10:15 pm Probably! Windchill 10:15 pm I don't do well in underground spaces. Res 10:15 pm Me Swoop live in cave Windchill 10:15 pm Me too, kinda. Whirl 10:15 pm You live underground. FakeProwl 10:16 pm Trap door. Res 10:16 pm ((Do you know how the person who died fucked up, cro?)) Windchill 10:16 pm *Shrugs.* Doesn't mean I do well. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:17 pm ((Usually the people who do it, try it without coffins for some stupidass reason. They get crushed or can't get out in time.)) Whirl 10:17 pm Faor. ...Fair. Just cos you live smewhere, doesn't mean you have to like it. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:17 pm ((And a few have had to be dug up in emergency.)) Windchill 10:17 pm Yeah. I'm getting better at it. Whirl 10:17 pm At what, 'zactly? Windchill 10:18 pm I can walk downstairs with my optics open now! *That's an achievement okay?!* And not backwards. And by myself. Most days. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:18 pm [[Door.]] Res 10:18 pm KEHHEHEHH Dead Fire and fall Whirl 10:18 pm So, getting better at... dealing with it, you mean? Res 10:18 pm Dead Windchill 10:18 pm Yes. Whirl 10:19 pm *toasts him with his empty glass again0--MMMM looking away now* Res 10:19 pm Wheeljack do that keheheh not purpose, accident FakeProwl 10:19 pm Fake thumb. Whirl 10:19 pm *gonna stare straight down at the bottom of his glass* Obviously. Windchill 10:21 pm *Fakes a yawn.* I'm ready to be terrified. Tilisha 10:21 pm *hands whirl popsicles* Whirl 10:21 pm ...*sloowoly swivels his helm at look at the popsicles* How the hell am I supposed to eat that, you idiot? Windchill 10:22 pm *Snorts.* FakeProwl 10:22 pm ... Why does the magician have to suffocate for two minutes during the coffin trick? Windchill 10:22 pm (( I almost typed snots. )) FakeProwl 10:22 pm Why can't he put an air tube in his mouth that leads into the hidden room? Tilisha 10:22 pm wait for them to melt, then slurp it up. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:22 pm [[They would see the tube while he was walking around, he thinks.]] Windchill 10:22 pm Flaming spikes? Wow. I'm gonna remember that one. FakeProwl 10:22 pm He can take it out before he climbs out of the dirt. Whirl 10:22 pm What, off the table? You making FUN of me? Tilisha 10:23 pm nope~ they're in the little plastic tubes. Windchill 10:23 pm *Forget the spikes, he's gonna watch Whirl now.* FakeProwl 10:23 pm And before he goes into the coffin, he doesn't need the tube. He can stick it in his mouth after he leaves the coffin. Whirl 10:23 pm Keep it. Tilisha 10:23 pm okies~ ItsyBitsySpyers 10:23 pm [[True. Perhaps they've thought of that by now.]] Whirl 10:23 pm *eyes her suspiciously; he still thinks she's trying to make fun of him* FakeProwl 10:24 pm Well, he's clearly not on that board. Res 10:24 pm KEHEHHEHHHHEHHEHE Tilisha 10:24 pm if you want, you can throw it at someone. FakeProwl 10:24 pm I wasn't paying attention as they attached him, he probably rolled off the table somewhere. Whirl 10:24 pm No. *makes a shooing motion* FakeProwl 10:25 pm Trap door. Tilisha 10:25 pm *is shooes away* Bevel 10:25 pm Trap door! Whirl 10:25 pm I don't take gifts from Cons, anyway. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:25 pm *He would sell so many drinks if he made this into a drinking game.* Windchill 10:25 pm *Except Windchill.* Whirl 10:25 pm *you don't count* Windchill 10:25 pm *Fair.* Tilisha 10:25 pm *makes frowny face* FakeProwl 10:25 pm Of course it's really gasoline! It's in gasoline canisters. I thought he was being sarcastic about the water. Windchill 10:26 pm His voice is such a dull drone it's hard to tell. FakeProwl 10:26 pm *oh right. most people rely on tone.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:26 pm [[No, no. The different canister colors mean things to humans.]] Res 10:27 pm What magician code? Whirl 10:27 pm Who wants to make bets. I bet he'd nobody I recognize. Tilisha 10:27 pm *noms on popsicle in the corner* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:27 pm [[They know red is gasoline. They probably believe blue means water.]] Windchill 10:27 pm I'll bet you my whole butt. Whirl 10:27 pm ...of course, I don't know any magicians except for The Amazing Randi and Penn and Teller. I'll take that bet. I also bet my whole butt. Windchill 10:28 pm Okay. A butt for a butt. Butt buddies. Tilisha 10:28 pm XD Res 10:28 pm sooouuundwave Whirl 10:28 pm Of course, I don't have much of one to offer. Res 10:28 pm all you movies talk talk talky forever talk No fight Whirl 10:28 pm I'm not suffering under any delusions that I have a butt. Windchill 10:29 pm I'll take whatever butt you've got. Assuming I win. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:29 pm [[Try Blurr's if you want more death and fighting.]] Res 10:29 pm Me Swoop want see Bird 😶 Windchill 10:29 pm Or we could go watch fighting movies later. Res 10:30 pm Bird better than talky movie Bird better than action movie Whirl 10:30 pm No idea. Your butt is mine. Windchill 10:30 pm *Snickers.* I owe you a butt. A whole butt. Whirl 10:30 pm Ohh. Windchill 10:30 pm My butt, specifically. Whirl 10:30 pm You know. I'll give you a bit of wiggle room. Give me A BUTT. Doesn't have to be yours. I'll let you kno w when it's accepted. Windchill 10:31 pm ...You are suggesting that I steal someone else's butt? What's wrong with my butt? Res 10:31 pm Him face boring. Mask better. Whirl 10:31 pm It really belongs to Riot. FakeProwl 10:31 pm ... Well, I was right. I didn't know who he was. Interesting philosophy, though. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:31 pm [[Agreed.]] Windchill 10:31 pm My butt belongs to MEEEEE. Or, well. It used to, before I lost it in a bet. Tilisha 10:32 pm *scoots off to the side* Res 10:32 pm Soundwave, where Bird? Bevel 10:32 pm That was fun. Whirl 10:32 pm It belongs to Riot. One hundred percent. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:32 pm [[Working, as usual.]] Windchill 10:32 pm ...How much is a hundred percent? Whirl 10:32 pm My butt's still free. Free as the wind Windchill 10:33 pm Is that like all of it. Res 10:33 pm Swoop can work with Bird? :< Primus 10:33 pm [hey sneeeeek Whirl 10:33 pm Yep. Primus 10:33 pm [can I suggest a sooong? Windchill 10:33 pm *Wails.* Whirl 10:33 pm *streeetches* Tilisha 10:33 pm *is still trying to resist making wiseCRACKS about butts and wind* Whirl 10:33 pm ... *but pauses because of the fish* Windchill 10:34 pm Cool. Like sniper fish. FakeProwl 10:34 pm Huh. Water gun. Res 10:34 pm KEHEHHEHHEHEH Windchill 10:34 pm I've seen them in documentaries before. Res 10:34 pm Fish beat up insecticon FakeProwl 10:34 pm ... VERY impressive. Whirl 10:34 pm Kinda cool. Tilisha 10:34 pm fishies~ Windchill 10:35 pm *squints at Swoop, albeit briefly.* FakeProwl 10:35 pm What's the name of this fish, again? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:35 pm [[Archer fish.]] Windchill 10:35 pm Archerfish? Res 10:35 pm Soundwave move and glow Whirl 10:35 pm Oh, a worm. Res 10:35 pm fish shoot soundwave Whirl 10:35 pm Oh god. Windchill 10:35 pm Wait, so if I stand by one of these rivers I can get shot in the face? Tilisha 10:35 pm cute worm~ Whirl 10:35 pm Looks like of like your girl. FakeProwl 10:35 pm Archer fish. *next time tarantulas asks what prowl would want to be if he were a chimeracon, that's what he's saying.* *ballistics expert indeed.* Windchill 10:35 pm Mine is cuter. Whirl 10:35 pm Holy-- Well. Tilisha 10:36 pm *is biting fist to try and avoid jokes* OMFG Windchill 10:36 pm ...She can't make a projectile mess like that, though. Whirl 10:36 pm Not yet. Tilisha 10:36 pm holy fuc! Windchill 10:36 pm Not yet. Tilisha 10:36 pm i'm dying here. Whirl 10:36 pm Well. Windchill 10:37 pm Please, die then. Tilisha 10:37 pm dying of laughter Res 10:37 pm That pretty good way to die Exploding better Windchill 10:37 pm Yeah, gotta go out in style. And having a good time. Whirl 10:37 pm Hey. Reminds me of Trouble. Windchill 10:38 pm Wow. Almost as hot as Whirl. Bevel 10:38 pm Cool. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:38 pm [[Impressive.]] Whirl 10:39 pm *snorts* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:39 pm [[Who had a music suggestion, again?]] Whirl 10:39 pm You're never gonna let that go, are ya. Windchill 10:39 pm Not tonight. Primus 10:39 pm [Snek. :3 Windchill 10:39 pm The mantis shrimp is cool, too. FakeProwl 10:39 pm *prowl supposes he's glad for whirl and windchill that they're so into each other, but they really aren't subtle about it, are they.* Whirl 10:40 pm *PFFT* Well. It's been fun. Thanks for the show, Soundwave. Res 10:40 pm Soundwave Whirl 10:40 pm *he was hoping that the drink would cheer him up, but he's feeling kinda low, now; best to do these things out of the public eye* Res 10:40 pm Swoop want play with Bird :< ItsyBitsySpyers 10:40 pm [[Quite welcome, Whirl.]] Windchill 10:40 pm It punches so hard it kills things instantly. Tilisha 10:40 pm it really have been fun~ Res 10:40 pm :< :< :< Whirl 10:40 pm See you losers later. And tell me what Ravage wants in exchange for the drink. Res 10:41 pm Not thaaaaaaaaaaaat bird ItsyBitsySpyers 10:41 pm [[Very well.]] Windchill 10:41 pm Byeeee sucker. Res 10:41 pm That wrong bird :< Whirl 10:41 pm *turns and trots on out* Windchill 10:42 pm *Watches the butt he lost go.* *Goodbye, dear butt.* Is this a tongue marathon? Res 10:43 pm Keh! Me Swoop go FIND Bird. Windchill 10:43 pm I feel personally attacked. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:44 pm [[It is a whatever he can remember hearing about marathon. Or whatever others suggest.]] FakeProwl 10:44 pm ... Hm. I suppose humans wouldn't know what it's like to see in two directions at once, would they. Windchill 10:44 pm *Points into the air, imperiously.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:44 pm [[Likely not.]] Windchill 10:44 pm Mantis shrimp! Res 10:44 pm *wanders off, a pterodatyl on a mission* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:45 pm *Quietly hopes Swoop does not find Bird. She's on A Mission. He'll have to send her to hang out with Swoop afterward.* Windchill 10:45 pm Such talent. Res 10:45 pm ((l8r)) FakeProwl 10:45 pm *is not going to ask for a video about a tarantula.* Bevel 10:45 pm Mleh Windchill 10:45 pm *No beetles either.* Primus 10:46 pm Heh... Sleeping hummingbird Make even Laserbeak jealous she isn't that adorable when sleeping ItsyBitsySpyers 10:46 pm [[If she were here, she would inform you that she is always adorable, awake or recharging.]] Primus 10:47 pm True. Sleeping hummingbirds that snore, however. FakeProwl 10:47 pm *tries to think of something to share* Primus 10:47 pm Are something to be reckoned with Windchill 10:48 pm *Chants shrimp, shrimp, shrimp.* (( Versus piranha what. No. )) ...This is not a punching video. But the colours are cool too. Windchill 10:50 pm That's a lot of years, right? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:51 pm [[Two of him, he believes.]] *Nods to Prowl* Windchill 10:51 pm I don't know what that means. FakeProwl 10:51 pm What? *wasn't paying attention* ... Did they say something about ten million years? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:52 pm [[The cheetah has held Earth's living land speed record for ten million years, at 75 miles per hour.]] [[Windchill asked if that was a long time.]] FakeProwl 10:52 pm Ah. Windchill 10:53 pm Fast. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:53 pm [[Quite. He wonders if Blurr can turn like that.]] Primus 10:55 pm [asld that was suddenly loud ItsyBitsySpyers 10:56 pm ((sorry)) Primus 10:57 pm [-shakes fist as video- [I swear some are ALWAYS louder than others Windchill 10:58 pm *Stretches.* I'm out. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:59 pm *Nods.* [[Farewell. Try to find your creation a teething object.]] Windchill 10:59 pm Besides her uncle? FakeProwl 10:59 pm *... an object with teeth protruding from it?* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:00 pm [[Yes. Something less... alive... to chew on.]] Windchill 11:00 pm I'll think of something. Getting her to let go is my responsibility anyway, it seems. *He's not sure why. Smaller hands, maybe, more charisma, likely.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:02 pm *Maybe he isn't as tasty?* Windchill 11:02 pm *Possible. He also have more experience with sparklings than...almost anyone.* *points* Rhino. And antelope. Cool. Okay, I'm going. Got enough wild animals at home. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:03 pm [[Good luck taming.]] Windchill 11:03 pm *Rolls onto his feet.* Eh, not taming. Bye, punks. *He go.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:06 pm *Pulls his legs up onto the sofa and settles in. He'll be enjoying the music if anyone needs him for anything.* FakeProwl 11:08 pm *... almost pulls his legs up as well—but there are still other visitors, aren't there?* Bevel 11:10 pm *is gonna leave now actually* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:10 pm *Nods goodbye* *Mentally nudges at Primus. Has he lapsed back into one of his godly sleeps over there?* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:12 pm *...Doesn't know why he thinks that matters. It's Primus. They're on his surface. Prods Prowl with his foot.* FakeProwl 11:13 pm *glances at* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:15 pm [[You were good at working out how those illusions functioned. And he remembers the silica story. It is... he admires your skill.]] Withdraws foot. [[It reminds him that he still owes you a paint chip.]] ItsyBitsySpyers 11:21 pm ((also i'm counting his brackets just bc idk if primus is still here or not, if they're not, assume it was a text equivalent)) Primus 11:21 pm Hrm? FakeProwl 11:21 pm ((works for me. implied txt)) Primus 11:21 pm [hi, what'd I miss [hunting boxing in wow ItsyBitsySpyers 11:22 pm ((not much, just them two curled up on a couch. mostly done)) FakeProwl 11:22 pm ... Ah. *looks down at his hands* I—thank you. *He should say something back. Return the compliment, somehow. There was plenty to compliment. His patience, his brilliance, his ability to work out encryptions in days that had Prowl stumped for months—* Primus 11:22 pm [snugglebugs FakeProwl 11:22 pm *oh, thank—well, thank Primus, apparently. for waking up. it saved Prowl from having to think up a reply.* Primus 11:23 pm *Looks over at the pair. Cute* FakeProwl 11:23 pm *GONNA. SIT UP A LITTLE STRAIGHTER. and act like he's paying very close attention to the video.* *ah yes look at that human in the baggy brown-gray suit bob vaguely* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:25 pm *Quiet huffing* (txt): Primus sees, knows much. Secret not secret. Recommendation: relax. Primus 11:26 pm *Honestly Prowl. Like you need to act in front of him. He's the one who should be doing that with all the "bad" answers he's given from his own frustrations* FakeProwl 11:26 pm «But we're being WATCHED.» «There's a wide gulf between being known about and being actively observed.» ItsyBitsySpyers 11:27 pm *Considers this.* Primus 11:27 pm *Half tempted to be OBSERVATION INTENSIFIES to be that aft* *Soundwave can throw something at him for that* FakeProwl 11:27 pm «Did Decepticons not speak more freely when they weren't in your presence even though they all knew that you were listening?» ItsyBitsySpyers 11:28 pm (txt): Point understood. *Soundwave turns to Primus and dips his helm.* [[If it does not offend, he requests privacy.]] FakeProwl 11:30 pm *slowly stares at Soundwave* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:30 pm *...What?* Primus 11:30 pm *Privacy to "shoo" privacy or just "ignore us" privacy?* FakeProwl 11:31 pm You just kicked out god for me. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:31 pm *Of the leaving them to their own devices sort. These moments are uncommon. He will come see the Well soon to make up for it.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:34 pm *Soundwave tilts his helm. He supposes so.* [[He thought it a polite request, not a boot. Was he wrong?]] *There goes Prowl's point, right over his helm. Nyoom.* FakeProwl 11:35 pm No, no, I mean—yes—it was a polite request. *I* thought so, at least. Primus 11:35 pm *Chuckles and gets up. Stretching, he gave the pair of them a bow* Recharge well, you two. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:36 pm *Tiny tiny tiny huge flood of gratitude broadcast in Primus' direction. He'll make good on that visit.* FakeProwl 11:36 pm *nods politely* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:36 pm [[Thank you.]] FakeProwl 11:37 pm *apparently Primus thought it was polite too. good.* Primus 11:38 pm *No rush, Soundwave. Enjoy your time with Prowl and vice versa. He'd send a soothing wave to Prowl too, but, best not invade Prowl's space* [and awaaaay I go to throw limitless back on tv. x3 see you two FakeProwl 11:39 pm ((night!)) ItsyBitsySpyers 11:39 pm ((night! thank you for coming 😃 *sends an ask later* )) Primus 11:40 pm [Thank Blaster for inviting me. I'm, like, never on tumblr anymore. >n>;;; ItsyBitsySpyers 11:40 pm ((ooh! will do 😃 )) Primus 11:40 pm [workworkwork FakeProwl 11:41 pm I'm just—flattered. That you prioritize my company so highly. *humor tag* Primus 11:41 pm [As I leave, I imagined mechs doing this in the bar, ahaa ItsyBitsySpyers 11:41 pm ((LOL)) ItsyBitsySpyers 11:43 pm *Takes a second or two to work out why. What's so weird about wanting Prowl to be c-- oh. Oh, yes. The whole god thing. ... He wonders if that goes against his prioritization list.* *...Probably not. Primus wasn't actively in danger.* FakeProwl 11:44 pm *Prowl's mainly amused. but he IS a little flattered.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:47 pm (txt): Primus: always here. *Gesture to ground.* (txt): Prowl: not. Also, Soundwave not Primus' companion. That, blasphemy. #humor FakeProwl 11:49 pm Hf. Is it? ItsyBitsySpyers 11:51 pm *Slight shrug.* (txt): Unknown. Assumed. Regardless, Primus: not personal interest, attachment source. *He has the feeling he killed the humor somehow. Looks up at the ceiling.* FakeProwl 11:51 pm Hm. ... Somebody needs to tell Astrotrain. *... #humor* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:52 pm *Sloooooowly looks back down at Prowl* *...Smiley on visor. Tiny huff.* FakeProwl 11:52 pm *slowly looks back at. quick smile.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:54 pm *Content rumble.* FakeProwl 11:58 pm *... now that they're alone, pulls his knees up to his chest and wraps his arms around them.* Yesterday FakeProwl 11:58 pm *and leans on soundwave.* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:01 am *Wraps arm around and leans back. If Prowl wants to talk, they can talk; if not, he'll probably stay like that until he snoozes.* FakeProwl 12:04 am *leans on EVEN MORE* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:05 am *...Test pull toward the side?* FakeProwl 12:07 am *lets himself be pulled* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:10 am *Yes, good. Prowl's gonna get nuzzled hard before Soundwave collapses back and stretches out. Come, you.* (txt): Perhaps next time, Prowl discovers object: apartment berth reveal switch. (txt): Space comfort level: higher. FakeProwl 12:12 am *uncurls enough to lay down with Soundwave* Mm. A proper berth. It sounds nice. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:15 am (txt): Confirmed. Soundwave tested. Similar design example: berth in traded post self-service image. *Something about his statement causes him to huff again. He settles back into quiet not long after though* FakeProwl 12:16 am *thinks about that a moment.* *... quiet engine rev.* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:16 am (txt): Prowl approved. Pleasing. FakeProwl 12:17 am Very much approved. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:21 am (txt): Then second possibility: other hidden spots uncovered during switch location process. (txt): Until then, Prowl, Soundwave: rest. FakeProwl 12:22 am *slides hand to rest lightly on Soundwave's chest* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:23 am *Watches it. As long as it doesn't try to dig in over the big glowing spot he'll rumble again.* FakeProwl 12:24 am *no, it's just going to rest there* ... I wish I could feel this better. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:26 am *Gonna try to rest a hand on Prowl's side. He's not certain where else is okay to touch, and all.* (txt): ...Soon. FakeProwl 12:27 am *optics dim. is it?* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:27 am *He's trying to make it so.* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:33 am *Light rubbing of the spot under his thumb.* (txt): Maintain hope. Watch. Seize opportunity, when presented. *Moves his arm (thank you long limbs) and touches the chin block that still fascinates him instead* (txt): Prowl: worth patience before, now, later. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:34 am *And that is dangerously close to his current expression limits, so he'll go quiet again.* FakeProwl 12:36 am *face screws up for a moment. he forcefully smooths it out again* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:36 am *...He must have said something wrong. Puts his hand away, back at his own side.* FakeProwl 12:37 am I—wish I didn't—cost so much patience. No, no, don't— *he reaches for Soundwave's hand again* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:38 am *Will let him have it, if he wants it.* (txt): Soundwave also costs. FakeProwl 12:39 am *tries to tug Soundwave's hand back to its original position* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:40 am *Side or chin? Doesn't matter. He'll follow, now that he can see he's not ruined something (too much).* FakeProwl 12:41 am *side* FakeProwl 12:43 am Not nearly as much as I cost. I know what I've been like. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:54 am (txt): Not competition. *Gentle squeeze.* (txt): This, passing event. Partial familiarity, understanding, source: deployer losses. Function desire lost after last incident. Medical intervention required. Pain... warping. That, known. (txt): Recent behaviors: piece, not whole. Admission: difficult. Still worthwhile. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:57 am *Neither of them have tried to kill themselves or each other. For him, that's a miracle.* FakeProwl 1:00 am *He says it's not a competition, and then he pulls out something thousands of times worse than—* *No. It isn't a competition. He moves his hand from Soundwave's chest to his waist, pulling him closer and holding him tighter.* Why did you change your mind about functioning. *Which he realizes is as good as an open admission that he hasn't changed his.* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:22 am *He wasn't expecting that, but he won't try to wriggle out of it. He will, in fact, return it. And try not to crush the avatar to pieces. He's been wanting to do that since Prowl started his downward slide. More so now that he has that almost open admission.* (txt): ...Initial reason: denied choice. Spark preserved despite failure assurance attempt. (txt):When conscious again, Laserbeak presence remembered. Soundwave recalled chosen role: protect, assist, guide. (txt): Repeat failure, target: other deployers... painful, exhausting, disheartening, similar. Pattern noted, probability duty failed again: high. However, Laserbeak needs: protection, assistance, guidance. Laserbeak, self abandonment: unwanted, impossible. (txt): Soundwave: imperfect. That, accepted. All other failures kept close, remembered well. Maintained hope: Soundwave learns, performs role better. Occasional errors noted. However, Laserbeak protected. Now, others. Soundwave: content. Self-termination: undesired, -- unnecessary. FakeProwl 1:25 am *So. Ultimately, because somebody needed him; and because even after everything, he could still perform his original function.* *Prowl's expression doesn't change.* ... I'm glad you stayed. ItsyBitsySpyers 1:26 am *Soundwave would argue that at the time, he wasn't sure he could. The point was that he tried to do it anyway.* FakeProwl 1:28 am *he had no choice but to try to do it anyway; Laserbeak depended on it.* *Prowl has no choice but to NOT try.* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:29 am [][][]I'm glad you stayed.[][][] *Sometimes Prowl's expressionlessness confuses him. He has no idea if this has helped any. Maybe he's made it worse. He doesn't know. But he doesn't have anything else, damn it.* FakeProwl 1:30 am *it confuses most people* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:30 am *Despite his determination to learn how to read past it without telepathy, was meant.* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:32 am *Anyway, Prowl missed the first thing Soundwave said if he thought Soundwave had no choice. He told Prowl he blatantly tried to ignore Laserbeak's needs and die.* FakeProwl 1:33 am *he didn't mess it. it just isn't relevant because it doesn't have to do with Soundwave's choice.* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:35 am *It absolutely does. If he hadn't been revived against his will it would have been his _only_ choice. The decision to help Laserbeak came after he was prevented from going through with it.* *But that's an argument that's going to circle itself.* *Not that it's actually being argued. Narration.* FakeProwl 1:37 am *Prowl doesn't want to know why Soundwave didn't die. He wants to know why he decided he wanted to live.* *What he found that was worth it.* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:38 am (txt): ...Apology delivered. Perhaps Soundwave extends self past boundaries again. FakeProwl 1:38 am No. You didn't. FakeProwl 1:39 am ... Why do you think you did? What did I do? ItsyBitsySpyers 1:46 am (txt): Emotional confession dislike remembered. Those-- *Resigned puff.* (txt): Personal. Main concern: Prowl's well-being. If unhelpful, then inappropriate. FakeProwl 1:46 am ... I *asked* you for one. ItsyBitsySpyers 1:47 am (txt): After original mention. FakeProwl 1:51 am Would I have asked for more if the first mention had been past acceptable boundaries? ... I apologize. That was— That sounded... I'M the one that's out of bounds, if either of us are. I'm... /emoting/ everywhere. *he should let go and leave soundwave alone. for a moment, his embrace wavers. then it tightens even more.* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:54 am (txt): Prowl needs. Cannot contain all. Should not. *Tightens back. Please, don't go.* FakeProwl 1:55 am That doesn't mean you should deal with it. ItsyBitsySpyers 1:57 am (txt): Then other frustration outlet found after rest. Stay. FakeProwl 1:58 am ... I'm not leaving yet. ItsyBitsySpyers 1:59 am *Small nod. Good.* ItsyBitsySpyers 2:00 am *Where's the hand that was on him? He's gonna move it to his visor for a second.* FakeProwl 2:01 am *Strokes thumb along the edge of Soundwave's visor.* ItsyBitsySpyers 2:05 am *Contemplates an affection ping. On the one hand, it might be too much after earlier. On the other hand, he'd rather Prowl know he hasn't changed his mind.* *...Yeah. He'll risk it for the second.* *Ping.* FakeProwl 2:09 am *Face almost screws up again. Forces it back to neutral—albeit a strained neutral—and shuts his optics tight. But he tilts Soundwave's face toward his, and leans in to tap their helms together.* *Ping. Ping. Ping.* ItsyBitsySpyers 2:12 am *He doesn't know what the tightly shut optics mean, but for once in his life he doesn't have it in him to ask. He'll just take (and return) the tap and the pings for what they seem to be and leave his mind there for now.* FakeProwl 2:23 am *At any rate, Prowl is still here. That's what matters.* ItsyBitsySpyers 2:31 am *Agreed. And as long as that holds true, Soundwave will slowly slide off into recharge with that hand back where it was and his own clutching Prowl close, albeit mostly through the power of an arm gone dead weight and not a tight grip.* FakeProwl 2:34 am *Prowl's hand eventually slides from Soundwave's visor back to his chest, and then back to wrap tightly around his waist. He's not sleeping. Not even dozing. But he's not going to leave, either. At least not tonight.*

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