#also if anyone looking at this doesnt know slay the princess:

[measureyourlifeincake]

my stp brainrot has combined with my casual interest in historical dress youtube and I decided to draw the Princess in a more historically-inspired outfit than her original design

If anyone's curious, her outfit/hairstyle is supposed to be from around 1828 ("around" bc my main reference/inspiration was definitely from 1828 but I had so many tabs open with different inspo images from nearby years and I don't remember which ones I actually used. also did you know it is surprisingly difficult to search for royal portraiture from a specific year) because based on some cursory googling, it seemed a lot of the elements of her canon base dress (off-the-shoulder, sweetheart neckline, poofy sleeves, straight waistline around the natural waist, skirt that isn't super full/poofy) seemed historically plausible for that time period

I also drew her hair in a more historically-accurate style for the period (but don't ask me exactly what's going on there because I'm not entirely sure myself) but I kept her canon tiara because it seemed plausible enough. anyway this was really fun to do!!!

[mewmew-dream]

uh, is it too late to make slay the princess long quiet (and narrator) designs..? the voices designs will get designed soon! ((narrator design is basically a spoiler for those who haven't seen or played to the end of the game so beware!)) theres more info for the design and the narrator's design below along with the full image!! - - - took me so long to actually start drawing out my design tbh! mostly a mix of procrastination and other things honestly!. anyways! you may notice how my design differs from what others designed the long quiet as and the official vague renderings of him! this is very much on purpose if you couldnt tell as there is an explanation for this. - (sorry in advanced for the very odd and choppy explanation, im not very good at explaining things so i'll probably draw what i mean later to compensate) - the long quiet in the first loop(s) looks like this, but with each new part to that specific loop he'll start transforming, looking more bird like (like what we have to go off of from art from the game) each time. this also happens in the void area! (i know its called the long quiet also but i call it the void.) the design was my first idea of the game before getting the game and knowing what happened but i kept the design, just not the reason on why he looks like this! basically my thought process on this before was basically " guy who was sketchy to begin with got cursed? cool! but he has to slay a princess due to him being an outcast and his curse? better!! " it doesnt hold up when you know what happened / happens in the end though but yeah.

the narrator is based off what we get from the mirror when the player obtains 5 vessels for the shifting mound, except with all seeing eyes i guess.. he stays near the long quiet to observe in each loop yet out of sight. of course his voice is in the long quiets head so distance isnt accounted for when he's talking! he of course can see the voices as well with those big ol' eyes.

aaand heres the full image! shoutout to anyone who can see the very visible but suppose to be hidden details! (they where very last minute..) also ignore the odd neck feathers, i was gonna add more to the chest but forgot up until now but i might fix it later!!

[totaldrama-showdowns]

Submissions that didn’t make it into the Best Outfit Showdown! Including invalid ones. With the amount of characters nominated, the requirement to enter became three separate submissions! Apologies if a character you submitted didn’t make it in!

millie

“it's very cute! cute colours and it's realistic. her boots are a little off but her jacket makes up for it #millie sweep”

Leonard

“he's got that garden gnome-type swag. that spellcaster rizz. look me in the eyes and tell me this absolute LARPing chad isn't drowning in [REDACTED].”

Junior

“he looks more like a teenager than anyone else. I look at him and think "yeah that's a 13 year old". they peaked”

Bear Suit Izzy

“Go girl, you slay in that fursuit”

Izzy (in her swimsuit)

“Her outfit fits her personality pretty well already, and i think her swimsuit's even better! Especially when she has a harpon. She would have a harpon.”

pilot chef

“he didn't go to flight school but he DID buy a pilots outfit and that's what really counts :)”

jo

“she was so real for showing up to an internationally broadcasted reality TV show in a hoodie and sweatpants”

Ella

“Her dress is actually pretty! Also her dress behind above her knees fits the environment she's in”

anne maria

“she slays idk”

the ice dancers, both of them.

“they served”

sugar

“idk I like her”

mike

“Minecraft”

Julia

“It just really works for her”

Rodney

“I would wear that”

Lindsay's up the creek outfit; José; Jasmine

“It's sooo awesome I fucking love it.jkirt (jean skirt) and a cool red top?? Slay I love her sooo much

José has blue and black which slaaaays Alejandro's colour scheme I'm sooo sorry but also not really

Jasmine. Nuff said yeah boyyyyyyyyy!!!”

The local from bjorken telephone

“She SLAYED that swan. We all know that. No one else dresses better than her”

KITTY!!!

“Her outfit is totally cute and I think it holds up today :D”

Jasmine

“The colors look really good on her and work well with the environment (A female character with proper shoes! wow!) and her personality. The attention to detail that since shes so tall she doesnt really properly fit into her clothes is funny”

Heather

“It's cunty. It's iconic. It screams "early 2000s" and it's so HEATHER”

Scarlett

“really really fucking cute. Highlights aspects of her character which is especially good for her being a twist villain. The colors harmonize well especially in scenes with dark colored backgrounds”

Blaineley

“What can I say? She's hot. The outfit works”

“her outfit makes sense, unlike all of the others on this show”

Princess Courtney

“It’s purple and Courtney is pretty and I like her :)”

Drama Brothers Harold

“idk why he was in the last poll his fit goes hard”

jen

“her outfit is so cute. i love her sweater. plus she’s literally a fashion blogger”

Josee

“the color scheme is nice and idk she looks cute i love her”

Ellody

“she looks so nerdy it fits her character so well. and her outfit is just adorable”

courtney’s human cricket costume

“the little antenna are so cute. and she was so smart for coming up with it. she deserved to win that challenge”

courtney in the weird blonde wig

“the outfit isnt that special but it’s so iconic. that moment changed lives”

Laurie

“ok largely this is because i had a crush on her when i was 11”

Gwen’s pajamas

“How come Gwen goes to sleep wearing an awesome fit but when she wakes up she looks at her 3 shirts and goes "Yeah this is perfect"”

Chase…

“His outfit is good. Only his outfit. I'm a big fan of it. Chase himself sucks tho”

SIERRA CODY SHIRT

“I FUCKING LOVE YOU SIERRA”

HEATHER BUNNY PAJAMAS

“shes soooo cute!! why didnt they keep those i luv u heather it was nice to see.. heather that likes pink bunnies she tries to keep that side of herself secret too often<3”

military tank top chef

“tom of finland slay”

Prison fit duncan

“finally”

craptry sugar

“SUGA HOLLA!!! it was sooo cute i loved it the pink jeans looked great and i definitely prefer the pink and white color scheme to her regular outfit and i love her regular outfit too! but pink jeans!! i luv u sugar”

Intern Dakota

“SHE SLAYED THAT”

“slayed what else is there to say <3”

Cowboy Chris

“bro’s got the drip”

Shed

“I love their cat headphones and their gamer chair. super swag”

“Love the gaming chair :)”

Bridgette

“Her hoodie is super cute imo”

camel

“i have vague memories of a camel slaying in rr”

Ripaxel

“They rock my world like a hurricane”

[hamcatburger]

Heyo, Hamcat/ Ham here! (⁠=⁠^⁠･⁠ｪ⁠･⁠^⁠=⁠)

I go by they/them pronouns but if you yell 'Oi, stupid!' in any direction I'd probably answer to that too.

/⁠��⁠｡⁠ꞈ⁠｡⁠ᐟ⁠\ I yeet doodles and the occasional proper art into the void here, I draw mostly my OCs tho! (Perhaps some fanart as a treat when I feel like it who knows?)

You can find all my art under the (hamcat draws) tag!

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Side/spam blog @hamcatspamacc (but it's mostly me just reblogging things and occasional rambles...)

Bluesky: @/ hamcatburger

Artfight: Hamcatburger

Toyhou.se: Hamcatburger (i have not touched it much so its p empty...)

/⁠ᐠ⁠｡⁠ꞈ⁠｡⁠ᐟ⁠\ I also do doodle requests, (good if i know the character but if I don't you can send in some refs as well)(but they'll probably be simple sketches or something) art trades, collabs, bring it on i love collabing with other artists!

/⁠ᐠ⁠｡⁠ꞈ⁠｡⁠ᐟ⁠\ You can reuse my art for headers and/or icons as long as you credit me! (I don't think anyone would because it's mostly characters like one person other than me knows)(But still good to put a precaution here)

ALSO I LOVE CATS if you have any cat photos or just want to talk about cats please send them!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE i am on my knees...

Under the cut is my fandom list and tags if you wanna look through them or block them or anything!

re hams - for reblogs

hamchats - for random thoughts/text posts

OC and stories tags (ill add more if i ever do post art or write about them)

Thrys and Jing (two guys just running around doing stupid shit while not trying to get involved in a war)(Jing is by @mirikthepoet)

Away ham ver (man escapism is sure one hell of a interdimensional trip, isn't it?)(ham ver so that it doesnt get confused with other away tags)

The Revue of Syzergy (starlight revue OC stuff)(still thinking up of a better name lmao)

I'm pretty multifandom, but some things I'm interested in is:

- Dndads

- DND (in general)(like critical role/jocat's campaigns/legends or avantris/dimension20 etc)

- Ace attorney (specifically the Great Ace Attorney but all is good :)

- Vocaloid!

- The Magnus Archives

- BanG Dream Girls Band party (retired player but still a fan)(Kasuari my love)

- Rythm games in general

- Minecraft (Hermitcraft/life series/whitepine/parkciv etc)

- Good Omens

- Revue Starlight

- Welcome to Nightvale

- The Owl House

- Musicals in general

- Hamilton

- Cats (the musical)(casual enjoyer)

- Cult of the Lamb

- Fnaf

- ATLA

- OMORI

- Disco Elysium

- The Stanley Parable

- Will Wood

- Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (casual enjoyer rn)

- Professor Layton

- OFF

- Arcane (casual enjoyer)

- Legend of Zelda (mostly Botw and totk)

- Pokemon

- (Some) Gravity falls

- Genshin Impact (retired player but still somewhat casually enjoying the stories)(not the blatant whitewashing and cultural appropriation tho fuck you mihoyo)

- Most anime in general

- (Some) Danganronpa

- Loads of indie games (esp those with banger stories)

- Wandersong

- Chicory a colourful tale

- Stardew Valley

- Slay the Princess

- Dungeon Meshi

- Undertale/Deltarune

- (Some) My Little Pony

- (Not much anymore) Warrior cats

- Murder drones

- The Amazing Digital Circus

- Hololive (not too much anymore)

There's more that I can't quite remmeber right now but I'll update if there are any!

Stinker jumpscare

[emonaculate]

Streamer!Eren headcanons

❥ AU: Modern!AU

❥ Genre: Fluff

❥ Rating: Anyone can read

❥ Pairings: Streamer!Eren x Black!Reader

❥ Author Note: Ive been having the biggest brain rot about streamer!eren cause i just feel in my bones, it would be perfect for him so here are some head canons.

inspired by @sleepysnk

Eren would play any game that peaks his interest, but gets the most views when he plays any horror game, minecraft, or among us.

Its mainly due to how serious he gets when he rages over losing/dying or getting a jump scare.

"SON OF A BITCH! WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT ZOMBIE EVEN COME FROM?"

"Eren babe, not so loud."

"Sorry beautiful."

There are tons of video compilations dedicated to you walking in to shush him

His fans ADORE you

Most of them are baffled that Eren is in an interracial relationship but quickly grow used it after seeing your interactions

He often answers questions surrounding your relationship without invading what you want to keep private.

He would 100% let you sit in his lap whilst streaming

His views always rise when you are there, people just like seeing the adorable banter and romance

Everyone can tell how much he loves you

Literally he will visibly soften whenever you enter his line of view

Demands kisses whenever you enter or leave his "office"

If you ever miss a kiss, he will take a break from his stream and track you down

Plays with Jean, Connie, and Armin often

Plays with you too and gets super overprotective if anyone kills you in a game.

Once the entire gang played Among Us together and Eren went completely batshit after finding out Reiner and Bertholdt were the imposters that killed you.

The next round he is the imposter.

"And I took that personally."

He's oddly the scariest imposter.

For some reason, he becomes rational but manages to hide it well behind his usual hotheadness.

Still would never kill you tho <3

He would completely obliterate you in minecraft however

"eren stop I only have one heart left. you play too much."

"you didnt seem to mind playing when you hit me into lava... I lost all my fucking diamonds so you know what they say... hasta la vista baby"

Sucks at building but sucks at mining as well

usually fights mobs all night to stack up xp

says he's training to fight the dragon

swears he'll slay all creepers

deathly afraid of endermans

when they pop up, his screams are girly and loud

"HOLY SHIT. NO NO NO RUN YOU DAMN MIDGET! FUCKING MOVE!"

when he isn't fighting, he'll gather flowers for you and constantly leave them in places for you to find around your house

"Thanks for the flowers baby, yellow is still my favorite."

"I know princess."

he also puts gifts in your chests even though he sucks at mining, because you deserve the best.

Eren is pretty perverted and though he doesnt look at his stream chat often, whenever he sees any comments about your body or how lucky he is, all he does is grin knowingly and mumble "all mine."

HATES whenever people make it a big deal that you're black

addresses it once and swears if shit starts up again, he'll leave forever and never come back despite streaming being something he loves

will never tolerate racism or hearing stereotypes toward you EVER, even if its unintentional, pops off ever mfing time.

"Whether or not that's her real hair, it doesn't fucking concern you. Stop asking when you clearly look like you have uneven extensions, Brittany. Mind your fucking business."

"Baby chill, maybe she was just asking a honest questions."

"Nah fuck that. I don't give a damn, don't worry about whats in my baby's head."

You know those social media stars, who turn the cheek and allow people to say rude and hateful shit?

Yeah thats not Eren, he will always clap back harder and its beyond disrespectful.

"How are you gonna tell me to kill myself, when your bio literally says fly high mom? You must want me to pay her a visit or something."

"I'm too short? Well I think my height is just fine compared to your brother who seems to be just below six feet."

He has been cancelled TOO many times

its always for stupid shit

for being able to speak Japanese despite being a white man

for thinking pineapple on pizza is good

for liking Pepsi over coke

for pouring his milk in before his cereal

His COD lobby trash talk; while he doesn't say slurs or racist remarks, its too damn vulgar. He was built for that lobby 😭😭

His trash talking is elite and most times you can hear the person he is shit talking on the verge of crying. Its so fucking brutal.

In the same breath, he turn around and ask for kisses from you, as if he didn't make someone rethink being born.

That side only pops out when he is extremely pissed and he tries to avoid ever getting that mad because he knows words can hurt.

AN ADVOCATE FOR THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY

Gets super confused whenever someone asks what his thoughts on the community are.

"Love who you want, why the fuck should I worry about what some else gets off to?"

"If dicks makes you hard, cool. If pussy get you off, me too, lets be friends. Sexuality shouldn't matter people, grow tf up."

Donates a huge sum of the money he earns to different causes such as: cleaning up the polluted ocean charities, Black lives matter, protect Asian lives, and feed the hungry.

Basically he's caring and just wants to help despite his impulsive personality.

Once a month, he visits orphanages to talk to the kids, no camera no video nothing just to hang with the kids.

The only way his followers find out is because others posting about it.

Overall, Eren is in love with what he does and you, but if he had to pick, he'd choose you every single day over and over again <3

[letstalkaboutshtufff]

Geralt x reader We're Married? Part 1

Hey guys, thank you so much for all the love for my other story! I was so nervous posting it and you guys were just the best💕 this story was harder to write and I'm not sure it's as good as the other one but I'm gonna post it anyway. 

This can be read as a part 3 to the injured reader story:)

Part 2 here

Pairing: Geralt x Reader

Warnings: Cursing, blood, mentions of death, mentions of past sexual abuse.

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Out of all the places you'd traveled too with the witcher, this had to be one of the nicest.

As you walked through the kingdom known as Servia you couldn't help but stare at everything around you. Vendors lined the streets selling everything you could possibly imagine, shining jewelry, beautifully woven fabrics, and oooooooh well well well what do we have here!!!

You made a beeline for the tray of freshly baked pastries, a seductive look on your face,

"Well hello boys...which one of you wants to come home with me hehehe, or perhaps I should take you all home? Oooh your so bad hehe, well if you insist hahahahaha".

From afar Geralt sighed and Jaskier just looked on with disturbing confusion, "Geralt? What exactly is she doing?" His face twisted uncomfortablely as you continued talking and giggling like a maniac.

"She has a thing about....desserts" Geralt closed his eyes and shuddered as he remembered the one time he left you alone in an inn and you used up all of his coin to order one of literally everything on the menu. He practically had to roll you away afterwards.

"My God geralt shes scaring the baker now".

Jaskier scrunched his mouth as he watched you continue to whisper to the pastries, completely unaware of the weird looks people were giving you." I swear brothel whores are more subtle.."

Geralt grunted and made his way over to you, "We'll uh...take however much this will get us" he placed a coin in the bakers hand and watched your eyes glint like a maniac when he handed you the box.

"There now that you have your sweets, can we please hurry! We can't be late!" Jaskier pleaded pushing you in the correct path again.

"Alright alright no more stops I promise....wait does anyone else smell chocolate?" You look around frantically.

"NO" the both of them shout in unison and drag you forward.

"Ugh ok, I was just asking geez.."you pout.

"Remind me again who we're meeting?" You questioned, looking up at Jaskier who rolled his eyes back at you.

"Ugh how many times do I have to tell you?!"

"His name is Yavert, hes the advisor of the royal family here and he also happens to be the man who requested our help".

You nodded your head, "oh yes I remember now" ok you actually had no idea what he was talking about but whatever, you'll figure it out.

Some time later you found yourselves gawking at the massive architecture that was the Castle de Servia. Calling it massive would be doing it a disservice. The structure went higher than your eyes could see and wider than any other castle you've been to. "Holy fuck.." Jaskier whispered in awe.

Geralt shook his head as if he was already fed up with it all, "let's go"

The guards led you through the castle and into a small side room. Red carpets lined the floors along with a beautiful mahogany table. The walls had several portraits, obviously of the royal family. You saw an older man, a woman, and a young girl about your age all ornately painted. Hmm why do people always look so upset in portraits. Couldn't the artist just add a smile?

A creak at the door gained everyone's attention. A man, probably in his mid fifties, entered. He was balding and on the fluffier side, dressed in a puffy sleeved shirt, with a velvet red vest over it.

"Welcome, please, have a seat, you all must be tired from your jouney" he said gesturing to the chairs.

"You have no idea what a relief it is to have you here Geralt of Rivia" a look of exhaustion fell over face.

"So what's the job" Geralt asked, straight to the point as usual.

The man looked uncomfortable for a moment before he scooted closer and leaned in as if he was telling a secret,

"Well..our...problem, began a few weeks ago when the alliance between Targeris and our own kingdom was official. Since then there have been several banquets of celebration, as there are still many things being discussed and processed. One of those being the upcoming wedding of our Princess Annora and their Prince Edgrin. Hence the big celebration we are having this evening, an engagement party of sorts."

"And the problem?" Geralt cocked a brow.

The man swallowed before continuing, "Well..since the alliance, there have been disappearances..."

"Dissapearances?" You echoed interested.

"Important Servia officials have suddenly been going missing..the first on the night the kings signed the peace agreement, the second when the marriage was announced.. and then.." he looked around wearily and lowered his voice even more, "things have gotten much worse.."

"How exactly did they get worse" Geralt inquired, suspicious of how Yavert was acting.

"At the last party, about a week ago, one of our ambassadors was found dead.."

Geralt narrowed his eyes, "what aren't you saying.."

The man gulped, " it was the way he died, no man could have..." he paused closing his eyes, obvious memories making him shudder. "No man could have done it, it had to be a monster".

"How can you be so sure?" You asked leaning in now intrigued.

"The body..was so mangled we could barely identify the man. His innards were ripped out and his eyes...they were gone. Clearly it was the work of a beast."

Geralt narrowed his brows, "I have never encountered a monster before that hand picks their pray." You nodded in agreement.

All the monsters you'd faced just destroyed everything in their path. And why would a monster suddenly decide to start targeting officials from Servia? It just doesnt make any sense.

"Please witcher, help us with finding and slaying the creature and we will pay whatever means necessary" he placed a large pouch in front of us.

"Hmm" geralt thought for a few moments, then turned to you wordlessly asking your opinion. A new habit that did make you feel more like partners.

You shrugged your shoulders in a "why not?" Sort of way.

"Alright what the hell.." he grabbed the pouch and stood up.

"Wait, theres a few more things you need to know.." Geralt sat back down with a grunt.

"It is important that you are discreet, no one can know who you or your companions are, not even the king and queen themselves.."

"What?!" Your eyes widened.

"They dont know?" Geralt asked completely bewildered.

"I have advised the king and queen since they first began their reign many years ago. They trust me with their lives I would never lie to them...except..." he sighed and continued, "we have been at odds with targeris for so long, and finally peace is withing our grasp.

But if the king catches wind of what's going on, he will no doubt blame Targeris. Our king is good, but his fault lies with his hate for Targeris. It took much convincing from everyone to finally have the king agree to peace. But he would quickly jump to accuse them. I have no doubt a war would begin if this were to happen...for the sake of peace, they cannot know.." he looked down in shame.

"And the king just doesn't notice all these officials have gone missing?" Geralt shook his head in disbelief.

"Well...we have done our best to cover them up...but the king is getting suspicious, which is why we need to figure out what exactly is going on before anything else happens."

Everything about this job just seemed off. A monster who hand picks their prey, disappearing officials, and the king hasnt even the slightest idea?

"How are we supposed to find this monster without having our identities revealed?" You cocked your head in question.

"Ah yes well, I have prepared an airtight alias for the both of you, after all if you're going to fool people, you will need real identities"

"Fool people? Why cant we just stay in the shadows until something pops up?". Monster hunting in your experience was much easier when there weren't people around. Probably monster hunting rule #1.

"Unfortunately you would not be able to as the king has eyes and ears everywhere, it would not be long before youd be questioned and ultimately found out." Yavert explains.

"Alright.." you say hesitantly, "So how are we supposed to track the monster then?

"So far all the accidents have occurred during nightfall. By blending in as elite members of society, no one will question you as you move about, not even the royal family."

God this just keeps getting more confusing..

"So not only do we have to worry about finding a seemingly brilliant monster, but also worry about being found out?" Jaskier piped in for the first time this entire conversation.

"Yes that's correct.." he nodded slowly.

"Unfortunately I was only able to manage 2 identities, you will be known as Sir and Lady Trestin. A well known name, although the couple is known for not socializing so the risk of someone recognizing that you're not them is extremely low, here are your official invitations you will have to present at the door." He slid some documents our way.

"Wait I'm sorry did you say couple? As in couple of friends? Couple of siblings? Couple of cousins??" Surely he didnt mean-

"The lady and sir Tristan and husband and wife..is that a problem?" He questioned eyebrow raised.

"No of course not.." Um maybe a little! Sure I've fantasized about it before *cough* but now to actually act it out?? This was going to be an adventure for sure..

"What about me?" Jaskier pipes in again.

"You can be our dog" Geralt says not missing a beat.

"Oh that's low geralt" he recoils dramatically.

"How about servant boy?" You offer with a shrug.

"Do I have to?" He gives a puppy dog look to Yavert.

"I'm afraid it's the only way" Yavert smiled slightly.

"Alright, now then, this is the address you will go to for preperation my lady and for the sirs, you'll come with me" you all stood up and parted ways.

Geralt as your husband? This could actually be fun..

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"OUCH" you yelled for the thousandth time at the stupid woman who's mission was to tighten your corset until your eyes popped out.

"I'm sorry my lady but this must be done.." you sighed holding the wall for support.

"Especially a lady as...." she trailed off.

"Curvy as you.." did this bitch just?!?!

"You're job is to get me ready not tell me I've eaten too many sweets in my day" you rolled your eyes.

"Besides its nearing winter, I need the extra fluff for survival purposes"

"Well I think a little extra meat on a girl is highly attractive" a new voice chimed in.

"Jaskier? When did you get here?" You couldn't help out the small laugh when you truly got a good look at him. He wore the typical servants garb but his hair had been slicked back. He looked like a boiled egg.

"Don't you laugh too! I swear you and Geralt are so mean to me" he dejectedly sprawled himself out on a cushioned chair.

"Speaking of.." you looked at the door, "Where is he?"

"Hes still getting ready, a sir takes much longer than a mere servant." You laughed at his miserable tone.

"Oh lighten up Jaskier, servant boys have plenty of fun at these parties too, I'm sure some lady will see your puppy face and take you in" you smirked.

"Let's hope so.." another girl came in this time holding a few brightly colored dresses in her arms.

"Turn around boy" the older woman scolded.

"And you, arms up!" You complied as she slid the softest fabric you've ever felt over your body.

Your turned to look at the mirror, "Eww gross no way, Jaskier look! I'm a pineapple!" You both laughed annoying the girls. "Alright next!"

*insert shopping montage with corny music here*

"This one?"

Nods head

Next!

Both nod heads

Maybe? Actually nevermind..

No

No

No

Next

Eww what even is this color barf in the spring??

No

WAIT! HELL YES!

Jaskier nods in agreement.

*Montage ends*

An hour later you were ready, the beautuful _____ colored gown was the perfect shape on your body. It wasnt like most of the boring dresses you had tried on. And you decided to ditch the corset..

"It isnt proper!" One scolded.

"But you have to admit, it's a hell of alot sexier.." Jaskier nodded looking over me.

"Plus I can actually breathe!" And besides how were you supposed to fight monsters if you couldn't move? You left that part out obviously.

The girls just shook their heads in exasperation and finished up your hair and make up in another room.

"There now you're ready" the ladies smiled in satisfaction and left. You thanked them and made your way out to where Jaskier was.

His eyes lit up when he saw you, "Y/n! You look amazing! Although you always look beautiful" he smirked taking your arm.

"Thank you Jaskier, after everything those ladies put me through I better look like a fucking goddess" you both laughed remembering how he had to hold you down while they waxed your legs.

Together you left the shop and you swore for a moment you forgot how to breathe. Now Geralt in full body armor is one thing, but princely Geralt? Well your dreams were Surely going to be wild tonight. Never had you seen the witcher so finely pressed before. It was very...refreshing.

His gaze rose as he finally noticed the two of you. You forgot how to breathe when he looked over you. "Well? What do you think?" You asked a little embarrassed.

"Well...no one will be questioning who you are when you're looking like that" the corner of his lips rose slighty and he stepped to the side, gesturing us into the waiting carriage.

That was a compliment right?? He meant like because you look so beautiful so one is going to ask questions right? Not, well you look like a snooty aristocrat so no one will question???? Ok I'm going with the first one. Stop overthinking geez.

The ride to the castle was quick and soon you were arm in arm with your "husband".

"Come along boy, don't dawdle" geralt teased behind him.

"Dont be mean" you lightly shoved him but couldn't help but laugh as well.

"What great friends I have.."he mumbled....

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Ok so that's part 1, lemme know if it's any good. Also I'm kinda new to this so I don’t know the tagging etiquette lol so I just tagged whoever asked. Also part 2 will be uploaded tonight too as soon as I finish editing xoxo 

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Episode 4 - "LIKE WTF, WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE SO DEAD!!" - Bryan

Bryan

Well the adil vote went exactly as I thought it would. Easy peasy lemon squeezey. But yknow. Of course right when I’m starting to feel kind of comfortable a double tribal is thrown my way! Like wtf! I just wanted to relax and work as a team and build up that morale. BUT NO! Now I gotta stress over a guaranteed tribal. 

Bryce

Ooh so the vote went according to  plan wish we were more active but hopefully that means that I have a better shot at individual immunity. I guess I'm fine if we keep losing tbh because ppl will just vote the inactives out. Like I was shocked that Jay was in our tribe when I saw him on the hangout LOL I need to form that social bond.

Bryan

Me: sends in completed maze. Me: then notices I missed a word. FUCUCYCUCKXKDKABWJOWKDDB Other than that. I feel like I did ok in the challenge. I don’t really need to win the immunity anyways, so it’s ok. I’m totally safe because there is no way I could be a target. 

Willa

Double tribal sucks tits n asky I'm not doing immunity tho screams Hopefully I stay alive 

Jake

This double tribal got me shook aff, i doubt i'm gonna win immunity, but i should have enough votes to stay if they plan on targeting me again!

Dana

I can't handle another crackedt tribal council. I have work all day tomorrow so this is very yikes. Whatever I'm going to let everyone vote Jake and then i'm going to throw my vote at some random bitch and hope it sticks.

Bryan

When Logan says it’s about to get cracked but the truth is with this tribe that’s impossible becAUSE THE ONLY ONES ACTIVE ARE ME QUIL AND BRYCE! LIKE WTF, WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE SO DEAD!! At least this means that I’m not gonna get voted out because we have a bunch of sheep(both literal and metaphorical) at the slaughter.

**Liana and QuilLynn win immunity**

Nic 

so colin and liana have immunity and im SURE dana/zach/trixie/nicholas wont vote for eachother which leaves me and jake :) i think willa is with them tbh. they can act like theyre not a group.. but like.. okay............. any friends in a game are automatically gonna have some sort of bond. even if it doesnt last forever or if they dont trust eachother 100 percent. either way theyre gonna align for atleast a few rounds and thats the tea. anyone saying "oh well X backstabbed me 2 months ago" and "oh X insulted me once" as reason for the premade not being real... has cold tea. its expired. so if thats my downfall atleast i can say its not cause of me. its cause of them bcuz theyre ugly. unless they turn on eachother then i take this all back

QuilLynn

I won immunity!! Wooooo! So I'm actually fairing a lot better than I thought I would be this season. My tribe seems to like me and they aren't seeming to be worried about any relationships I might have with the villains, which is good! If I had it my way then the heroes wouldn't have to see another tribal, the less villains at merge the better! :p That being said, I am glad to have individual immunity, A) because it's my first individual win in the Atomic series and B) because you can never be too safe, and I'm always paranoid! 

Bryce

Okay so its awk quil wants chips because of his connection with his wife at the villains but i like him so :/ want to not vote him. Apparently christains name came up too which is fine id rather do that. But juts need to make sure koh sai does it too

Trixie

DANA IS TRYING TO MAKE PPL BELIEVE I FUCK THE SIMS. IT'S NOT TRUE. SHE WANTS ATTENTION. I CANT RESPOND IN HOUSE CHAT BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO SO I CANT FIGHT HER UGH. I HATE HER. JK but she's a bitch

Later...

The Legend of Logan Part 2 Logan the furby was very handsome, he often had the village girl and boy furbies always trying to win over his affection. Logan had big, brown furby eyes, and a small yellow round beak that was good for eating. His fur pattern was a sleek oak colour that shone beautifully in the summer sun. Dare I say it, he was definitely the cutest furby this side of Furbytopia. The evil witch furby Dana tried to put a curse on Logan for being so damn beautiful because she was jealous of the fact that she was ugly and hideous. Logan ran away and became a warrior, that's why he is on this mission to save Princess Furby END CHAPTER

Kelsey

Oh, the sitch? Oh, but that's what she wanted. *sighs* Coming out of the last elimination, Adil has sashayed away and it's quite sad. I really really REALLY didn't want him to go but, ahem...I didn't exactly help in any way. However, I ended up staying and at this point, I'm done being sappy over it, I'm just frustrated by how much I'm NOT slaying the game by now. If Adil was voted out due to his timezone not aligning with everyone else's, it can't be long before they vote out the girl who usually doesn't show up, right? I do think that this individual immunity twist is inadvertently in my favour because I can't let the tribe down this week if I perform badly. On top of that, Quill came through on her word of making a Koh Sai alliance which...is good, but girl, who are these people? Jeez, I STILL don't feel close to any of them, especially Akito. It's my only alliance and my only shot of staying alive but do I want to sit in this boat forever? No, Guys and Dolls, I do not. This alliance ostracizes Chips and Rob...I'm fine with eliminating Chips since I just don't think we're getting along as much as I need to with the others but AKITO is getting information from him. ...If it came down to it, at this point, I'd rather keep Rob and perhaps eliminate Akito if need be...I get it, Akito's a sweetheart, Akito's one of my friends, I'm a heroine, all that but...I can't be the only one thinking that I need to DO something to make my mark, can I? C'mon empty audience, work with me. ...Think yew. The more I think about it, the less I feel like being nice this time around. I've got my work cut out for me if I want to be The Queen, especially after my rough start so...I think my next game move is hitting up Quill and Bryce as much as I can so I can just get ready for what I need to do. The name of Kelsey Valentana Mikaelson is still in high morale standing but I WANT to sully it this time around, you know? And this season, I might just be the fox in the hen hound. I've got an ache to do something significant in Survivor for once. No names have been suggested to me so far and I don't feel in danger, so because of that; Akito, Sailor Lava, my dear...I hope you're ready to meet one FOXY lady. And THAT'S all there is to it~! ...I miss Jordan and Jackson... -Kelsey V Mikaelson <3 #TeamBees #TeamIBelieveInYall

Zach

I'm voting Jake. Willa is too. Trixie/Dana aren't. They're voting Nic. I don't know who Nic/Colin/Nicholas are voting. Tonight's going to be am ess and i' mgoing to fucking leave i'm so mad

Bryce

Christian wants an alliance with me and bryan but like I already am voting them KSHDHFKSDHFKS. Also now bryan wants akito gone but I dont want that at all

Akito

This is hectic I want to find an advantage that will benefit my game and only mine. Screw Koh Sai. Screw the heroes. There can only be 1 hero and that should be me!

QuilLynn

So right now I want Chips out, as much as I like him, I feel like he is going to be a the biggest threat for me down the road and also think he’s the person who probably trusts me the least. The problem is, nobody else wants to vote chips. Most seem to want to vote out Christian and then Christian and Bryan want to vote out Akito. There is no way I’m voting out akito so i’m just trying to ignore their messages but part of me does want to bring up the idea of voting chips to them.

Bryan

Me earlier: welp this is gonna be an easy vote. Just get rid of Christian and everyone is on board cool. Me later: welp Christian wants to make an alliance with me and Bryce. Hey I’d be down iF THE VOTES WERENT ALREADY GOING TO CHRISTIAN!! Me now: ok I think I can flip these votes to akito with getting suspicion. Bryce is on board. Christian will be too. I’ll tell quil that Christian finally messaged me so I’d feel bad voting them out when akito still hasn’t. NOW I GET TO GAIN AN ALLY WITHOUT LOSING ANY!!

Jay

Hiiii so i almost won immunity but quillynn beat me, which is okay I love Quillynn she's my closest ally. Her along with akito and chips are like the only people I talk to. Anyways I'm voting Christian because we dont get along bye bye

Christian

So the original plan was to have a three person alliance with Quil and Kelsey, but Kelsey is kind of inactive and only pops up once every two days. So lol. I decided Bryce and Bryan, because I genuinely do like the two of them! I think it could go somewhere(our alliance). I guess we'll see after tonight. 

Nicholas

i sure diddly darn do hope trixie/zach/dana stay loyal 2 meh

Chips

I don't have much to add, unfortunately. Last round's tribal council went as well as I had assumed it would go with one person self-voting, a vote against me, and the rest for Adil who ended up leaving. I assume that the others lied to Adil in saying they were voting for me which kind of scares me that they were okay with just throwing my name around but also doesn't scare me because they did it with no intention of following through. I think, if I heard Logan right (I probably didn't) that when Adil did vote for me that he said something about how he hoped I didn't play an idol? I... dunno for sure, but that's interesting since I feel at this point that it's impossible to even have an idol since finding one takes a million steps or getting lucky like whoever that person is who has immunity this round. Anyway, I decided to look for an idol because that's what you do ??? and I found a walking stick. I'm really proud of my walking stick and have chosen to put on a Gandalf costume to go along with it. I shall speak friend and enter. Also, fly you fools and um... other Gandalf quotes. http://img52.laughinggif.com/pic/HTTP2ZvcmV2ZXJ5b3VuZ2FkdWx0LmNvbS9fdXBsb2Fkcy9pbWFnZXMyL2xvdHJfZ2FuZGFsZi5naWYlog.gif So the immunity challenge was doing a crossword and I feel I did abysmally. Because you know - ICONS ONLY or whatever the cool kids are saying these days. I felt good about myself for finding all of the names (except Logan) pretty quickly but then it took me a good two minutes to find Logan. Also, the file took like a full minute to download on top of it! I'm awful! So yeah... I lost and QuilLynn won which means that I'm not immune. So the weird thing about my tribe is that most of the players go through cycles where they're inactive. One day it'll be Christian... one day it'll be Kelsey... the next day it'll be Akito. It's just kind of a thing. And so right as results are posted Jay tells me that he thinks we should vote Christian because the two disagree. Bryce and Bryan say the same thing, but say that it's because of inactivity. QuilLynn says that she has already heard the name and that she's cool with it because she agreed with the statements that were made to her... so that's who I'm voting until- https://media.giphy.com/media/6BrfyBtKtCcpy/giphy.gif Bryan messages me and says "Yo chipssssssss"or something to that effect with the S all drawn out. He says that he doesn't want to vote Christian anymore and that he is hoping to flip the vote to Akito. He says that Christian is not as inactive because she said hi to him today and Akito has ignored him. I ask him if he thinks we'll have the numbers and he says that he is pretty sure that we will. I'm cool with it - this early on I'm cool with the vote if it's not me and not someone I can see myself working with in the longterm. So yeah, if everyone is telling the truth I think Akito will be the next to go from our tribe and I should have made another round. I'm sort of hoping for a swap of some sort after this round. Maybe something where we go onto three tribes or four tribes would be cool? I mean, I know small tribes are quite a bit more scary, but it'd make for an interesting change. If not, I'm hoping that we at least get a normal immunity challenge so that we can stop going to tribal council. I don't mind going if it's merge, but when it's premerge I get that feeling the next shot is going to be in my head. https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/glee/images/e/e2/Office-karen-shrug.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150106110113

Liana

I won immunity! Yay me.

Christian

Kelsey "ill be at tribal so I'm just going to wait" lolol. Kelsey told me that earlier a few people were thinking of voting me tonight, and she told me in pm's that I don't need to worry and she's going to vote Akito. If she is, why does she need to wait. If Akito isn't going tonight, then it's me. I won't be shocked.