#also if anyone can find it.. please i need it

[blueberrisdove-sideblog]

　ུᩧ　 THE OLDER THE BETTERRRR !

₊˚ෆ tws : dilf mydei x fem!reader. nsfw/smut, creampie, clit play, clit slapping, dumbification, pet-names, dacryphilia, boob obsessed mydei, overstimulation, size kink, mentions of reader drooling, age gap, degradation, man handling, aftercare, slight fluff, multiple of rounds, body worship and praise kink.

₊˚ෆ synopsis : You should’ve known better than to follow Mydei home. That deep voice, those sharp golden eyes, the smirk that spelled trouble—you were his before he even laid a hand on you. Now, you’re beneath him, wrecked and trembling as he fucks you open, every slow thrust leaving you dazed and drooling, lost in his teasing words and the pleasure he drags out of you. (Modern au)

₊˚ෆ note : not proof read. header is a doujinshi and you can find it on X/Twitter from : sakuranotomoru !! also I wrote this half asleep.

You should’ve known what you were getting into when you followed Mydei home.

The way he looked at you across the café table, the way his deep, smooth voice wrapped around his words like he already had you figured out—it was enough to make your mind hazy before he even laid a hand on you.

Now, you were here, stretched out on his bed, your body trembling beneath him. His hands, large and firm, roamed your skin with possessive ease, his golden eyes drinking in every inch of you.

“Such a pretty thing,” he murmured, his voice thick with amusement and something darker. “Didn’t think you’d be this sensitive. Just a little touch, and you’re already shaking.”

You whimpered, barely able to respond. Your thoughts had melted the moment Mydei had started touching you, his fingers expertly teasing your clit, slow and deliberate. His size alone overwhelmed you, his body covering yours completely as he loomed over you, his broad chest firm and warm against your skin.

“What's wrong, sweetheart?” he teased, dragging his fingers through your slick folds before pressing a thumb against your clit again, making you jolt. “Can’t even answer me? Is it too much?”

You tried to speak, but all that came out was a pathetic whimper. Your lips were parted, a thin string of drool trailing down your chin as your mind turned into nothing but static under his touch. Mydei clicked his tongue.

“Oh, sweetheart,” he chuckled, low and pleased, “You really are dumb for me, huh?”

You didn’t even care how embarrassing it was—you were dumb for him. Everything he did felt too good, too intense. His fingers were thicker than anyone’s you’d ever had, stretching you open with ease, pressing against the deepest parts of you. And he wasn’t even inside yet.

Your back arched as his thumb circled your clit again, this time with more pressure. The sensation sent a fresh wave of pleasure rolling through you, and you whined, grabbing at his wrist in desperation.

“Too much—” you gasped, legs trembling.

“Too much?” Mydei repeated, tilting his head. "You're already making such a mess, and I’ve barely even started."

He pressed a soft kiss against your cheek, deceptively sweet, before his other hand came up to wipe away the tear that had slipped down your face. His thumb smeared the wetness across your cheek, his eyes dark with satisfaction.

“Crying already? Thought you could handle this,” he cooed mockingly.

Your response was a choked sob, half-pleasure, half-overwhelmed, as he pressed his fingers deeper inside you, curling just right. You felt lightheaded, pleasure building too fast, too sharp.

“Mydei—” you gasped, your body tightening around him.

“Shhh,” he hushed, lips brushing against the shell of your ear. “Let me take care of you, sweetheart. You don’t need to think. Just let me use this pretty little body, yeah?”

His words made your walls flutter around his fingers, and Mydei chuckled at how easy you were to read. “Oh? You like that? Being my dumb little thing, just here to feel good?”

You nodded weakly, your mind blanking out completely as another wave of pleasure crashed over you. Your body trembled under him, mouth falling open in a silent cry.

“That’s it,” Mydei murmured, his pace never slowing. “Cum for me, sweetheart. Show me how much you need me.”

Your release hit you hard, your body jerking, breath stuttering as the pleasure washed over you. But Mydei didn’t stop. His fingers kept moving, coaxing you through it, overstimulating you as you writhed beneath him.

“Too much,” you whimpered, eyes hazy with tears, legs twitching.

“I know, sweetheart,” he cooed, but there was no mercy in his voice. "But I’m not done with you yet.”

And as he finally pulled his fingers out, only to replace them with the thick press of his cock, you realized he meant it.

Your body felt like it was floating—weightless, boneless, completely wrecked—and Mydei had only just started.

His fingers left you empty, leaving a desperate ache behind. Your walls fluttered around nothing, your body still twitching from your last orgasm, and yet, when he pressed the thick head of his cock against your entrance, another needy whimper slipped from your lips.

“That’s a good girl,” Mydei murmured, his voice smooth, approving. He rolled his hips forward just enough to tease you, letting you feel the impossible stretch that was about to come. “Look at you. So fucked out already, and I haven’t even given you my cock yet.”

You could barely process his words, your brain foggy with pleasure, but the feeling of him pushing inside you was all-consuming. He was big—of course he was—and the stretch made your thighs tremble around his waist.

“Oh, sweetheart,” he groaned, his voice raspier now, roughened by restraint. “You’re squeezing me so tight. You’re gonna let me fit, aren’t you?”

You gasped, barely nodding, tears welling in your eyes again as he pushed deeper, filling you inch by inch. His cock stretched your pussy open so perfectly, so overwhelmingly, that for a moment, all you could do was clutch at his shoulders, nails digging into his skin.

“Feels good, doesn’t it?” Mydei whispered, his lips grazing your temple. “Your pussy’s drooling all over me, sweetheart. You were made to take me.”

A broken moan escaped your lips. The feeling of him stretching you, of him owning the space inside you, made your mind slip further into the haze. You could feel yourself spiraling—thoughts slipping away, leaving nothing but the pleasure, nothing but him.

“That’s it, sweetheart,” Mydei praised, rolling his hips forward again, sinking deeper. “Give in. Don’t think, just feel.”

Your body obeyed him before your mind could even catch up. Every inch of you belonged to him now—every moan, every twitch, every tear that spilled down your cheek as he finally bottomed out inside you, his cock stretching you to your limit.

“There we go,” he groaned, his hands gripping your hips, keeping you steady. “So full now, huh? Look at you, stuffed so perfectly.”

Your head lolled to the side, drool slipping from the corner of your mouth, your body completely limp beneath him.

“Fuck, you’re so cute like this,” Mydei murmured, his thumb reaching up to wipe the wetness from your chin, his expression dark with satisfaction. “Already gone for me. Just a dumb little thing, huh?”

You whimpered, nodding weakly, and Mydei smirked.

“Good girl.”

And then he moved.

His first thrust was slow but deep, pulling almost all the way out before sliding back in, making you sob at the sheer intensity of it. His cock dragged along every sensitive spot inside you, the stretch making your walls clench down on him instinctively.

“Tch,” he clicked his tongue, voice filled with amusement and something darker—something possessive. “Squeezing me so tight, sweetheart. It’s like your body doesn’t want to let me go.”

Your only response was a choked sob, your walls fluttering around him as he dragged his cock out agonizingly slow before sinking back in, deeper this time, hitting a spot that made your vision blur.

“Oh, that’s the spot, isn’t it?” Mydei’s voice was velvety smooth, dripping with smug satisfaction. He kept his pace slow, teasing, letting you feel every inch of him as he stretched you open again and again. “You’re already cock-drunk, and I’ve barely even fucked you yet.”

You whined, the pleasure too much and not enough at the same time. Your nails dug into his shoulders, as if holding onto him would keep you grounded, but Mydei wasn’t letting you have control. No—he owned this moment, owned you, and he made sure you felt it.

“C’mon, sweetheart,” he coaxed, his thumb brushing away the fresh tears rolling down your flushed cheeks. “Tell me how good it feels.”

“I—I—” Your words crumbled the second he snapped his hips forward, burying himself to the hilt, making you cry out. Your mind was blank, reduced to nothing but the feeling of him—his cock splitting you open, his weight pressing you into the mattress, the rough drag of his breath as he restrained himself from outright ruining you.

“Poor thing,” Mydei cooed, his tone mockingly sweet as he pulled out almost completely before slamming back in, his hips meeting yours with a sharp smack. “Too dumb to even talk now?”

Your back arched, a garbled whimper spilling from your lips as pleasure overtook you completely. You felt the wet heat of drool pooling at the corner of your mouth, your body limp and pliant beneath him.

Mydei’s golden eyes darkened as he took in the sight. “Look at you, sweetheart,” he murmured, voice thick with approval. His thumb swiped along your lower lip, collecting the slick before pushing it back into your mouth. “Such a mess. So fucking cute when you fall apart for me.”

The sound you made was desperate, wrecked, and Mydei groaned, his control snapping. His pace turned rougher, deeper, hungrier, his hips grinding against yours with each thrust. You felt everything—the stretch, the fullness, the way his cock nudged that perfect spot inside you over and over again, sending waves of heat flooding your veins.

“Mydei—!” His name broke from your lips in a sob as the coil in your stomach tightened, pleasure crashing over you so intensely that your whole body trembled.

“Good girl,” Mydei growled, feeling the way your walls clenched around him, your pussy pulsing as you came hard around his cock. But he didn’t stop. If anything, he sped up.

The overstimulation was immediate, your body shuddering as his fingers found your clit again, circling it with firm, calculated strokes. “One more, sweetheart. I know you can give me one more.”

You shook your head, gasping, tears spilling freely now. “Too—too much—”

Mydei leaned down, his lips brushing against your ear as he purred, “You can take it.” His voice was commanding, his pace relentless as he fucked you through the aftershocks, dragging out your pleasure until you were babbling, lost in it.

Your body tensed again, that unbearable heat coiling inside you too fast, too much, but Mydei didn’t let up.

“That’s it,” he groaned, his own voice strained, his grip tightening on your hips as his thrusts grew erratic. “Cum for me again, sweetheart. Give it to me.”

You had no choice but to obey. Your second orgasm ripped through you, even stronger than the first, leaving you sobbing in pleasure as your whole body shook beneath him. Your vision blurred, stars dancing behind your eyes, and you barely registered the deep, guttural groan Mydei let out as he finally spilled inside you, his cock pulsing with each wave of his release.

The room was filled with the sounds of heavy breathing, the lingering echoes of pleasure still humming between you. Mydei kept himself buried inside you for a moment, his hands smoothing over your trembling body, grounding you as you came back down from the high.

“Shhh,” he murmured, pressing a slow, lingering kiss to your forehead. “You did so good for me, sweetheart.”

You barely had the energy to respond, your body spent, your mind hazy, but the warmth of Mydei’s embrace was enough to lull you into something soft, something safe.

And as he pulled you close, tucking you against his chest, one thing was clear—this wasn’t the last time.

You didn’t know how long you laid there, pressed against Mydei’s chest, your body still humming with the aftershocks of pleasure. Your skin was warm, oversensitive, and yet you didn’t want to move. His hands, broad and steady, traced slow, soothing circles along your back, grounding you in a way that made your heart ache.

He was still inside you, still sitting so perfectly against you, as if he belonged there. As if you belonged to him.

And maybe you did.

The thought sent a flicker of something nervous through your chest, something that made you hesitate before you spoke, voice hoarse from crying and moaning his name.

“You’re too old for me, Mydei.”

His body went still, just for a second. Then he chuckled, the deep, velvety sound vibrating through your bones. “Oh? That’s what you're thinking about now?”

You felt his smirk before you saw it, the way his lips brushed against your temple, the way his arms tightened around you, as if daring you to pull away.

“Yes,” you huffed, though it was hard to sound serious when your voice was so weak, so utterly spent from everything he’d done to you. “You are.”

Mydei tilted your chin up, making you meet his gaze. His golden eyes glowed in the dim light, sharp with amusement and something far more dangerous.

“Sweetheart,” he murmured, his thumb stroking over your kiss-swollen lips, “If I’m too old for you, why are you still lying here, all warm and satisfied in my arms?”

You opened your mouth, but no answer came—not when his fingers slid lower, trailing down your waist, over your hips, reminding you of just how easily he had wrecked you.

His smirk widened. “That’s what I thought.”

You should argue. You should remind him that the age gap was there, undeniable.

But the way he looked at you, the way his hands owned your body, the way he had just pulled you apart and put you back together again—how could you even deny it?

“…Shut up,” you mumbled, feeling your face heat up.

Mydei chuckled again, pressing a slow, lingering kiss to your jaw, his lips trailing lower, teasing.

“Make me, sweetheart.”

And just like that, your exhaustion melted away.

Because you knew he wasn’t done with you yet.

And you knew—despite everything—you didn’t want him to be.

You barely had a moment to recover before Mydei moved again, his lips trailing down your jaw, then lower, ghosting over your collarbone with lazy intent. His hands, large and warm, smoothed over your waist before sliding up, cupping your breasts with an appreciative hum.

“You know,” he murmured, pressing an open-mouthed kiss to your throat, “I’ve been holding back.”

You barely had time to process what he meant before he squeezed, his thumbs brushing over your sensitive nipples, making you whimper. Your whole body twitched, still sensitive from everything he had put you through, but that only seemed to amuse him.

“So fucking perfect,” Mydei groaned, his fingers kneading your soft flesh as his lips followed, trailing wet, hungry kisses down to your chest. “Could touch you for hours and never get tired of this.”

You whined, trying to squirm away, but he just tightened his grip, pressing you further into the bed.

“Oh, sweetheart,” he chuckled darkly, finally dragging his tongue over your nipple, flicking it before pulling it into his mouth. You gasped, back arching as the heat in your core sparked again, too fast, too soon.

“Too sensitive,” you whimpered, voice barely above a breath.

Mydei just smirked against your skin, pulling away with a wet pop before rolling his tongue over the swollen bud again, teasing. “You can handle it,” he murmured. “You were made to handle me.”

You shuddered as he switched to the other breast, giving it the same slow, thorough attention. His hands squeezed and kneaded, his mouth warm and wet, sucking bruises into the soft flesh, claiming you in a way that made your head spin.

“Fuck,” he growled, pulling back just enough to admire his work—the way your nipples were puffy and wet from his mouth, the way your chest rose and fell with every shaky breath. “So pretty when you’re like this. All needy and soft for me.”

You bit your lip, trying not to let another whimper slip, but Mydei wasn’t having it. His fingers pinched your nipples, rolling them between his fingers, making you gasp.

“There she is,” he cooed, pleased. “My pretty little thing.”

You felt lightheaded again, completely at his mercy, your body responding to his every touch like it belonged to him.

And judging by the way he looked at you, eyes dark with hunger as he leaned in to capture your lips in another deep, slow kiss—

You had a feeling he wasn’t letting you go anytime soon.

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[bucktommyyendgame]

Back to the Drawing Board

Wasn't that something? Are Buck and Tommy endgame-shaped, or what? I obviously couldn't let that ending go soo...here is a little post ep ficlet.

SPOILERS FOR 8X11: Holy Mother of God

bucktommy - words: 800-ish - rating: gen - complete

It does feel good to get things unpacked, that's for sure. His talk with Maddie helped but he knows she was wrong about plenty of things.

And definitely about the need to be alone. He doesn't want to be alone. He knows exactly what--who--he wants.

He pulls his phone out of his pocket, opens up a very familiar text chain.

Hey. Can we talk?

He watches and watches and watches.

And the bubbling starts.

He swears his heart is in his throat and he holds his breath. It feels like it takes forever but Tommy’s answer comes through.

I would like that. Free today?

Buck takes one long exhale in relief. Coffee shop in an hour?

I’ll be there.

Buck makes it in 45 minutes. He orders both their coffees, Tommy’s Iced Flat White with Almond Milk in one hand and finds a table. The feeling of deja vu is so eerie that he looks around to make sure he didn’t also accidentally pick the same table.

He texts Tommy to tell him where he is and waits.

It only takes Tommy about two more minutes before he’s walking up, an uncertain smile on his face. He still looks as sad as he did when he left the kitchen and Buck really really hates that he put that look there.

“Hey,” Tommy says as he sits down. Buck pushes the coffee toward him and he talks a sip, humming in approval.

“Hey,” Buck answers.

They sit in semi-uncomfortable silence for a moment or two before, at the exact same time, they both say, “I’m sorry.”

They each laugh a little before Tommy sobers. “Please let me start.

“Okay,” Buck says, feeling off-kilter.

Tommy bites the inside of his cheek, then says, “I never should have brought up Eddie. It was stupid. I never seriously thought I was in competition with him.”

Buck eyes him. “I’m not sure that’s true.”

Tommy sighs. “I-”

“No,” Buck insists. “Look, Eddie is my best friend. We’ve been through some really difficult things together. But I want you to know that there are no, absolutely none, romantic feelings there. When you said you wanted to try again...God, I thought I was getting exactly what I wanted.”

Tommy looks down, fidgeting with his cup. “Until I stuck my foot in it.”

“It was something that was clearly bothering you,” Buck points out. “Is...is that what you thought the entire time we were together?”

“No,” Tommy says. “No, I just...Look, Evan, I’ve never...I’ve never been the first. For anyone. You have this huge support network around you and I don’t.”

Tommy holds up a hand when Buck opens his mouth to say something.

“And I don’t say that to, garner sympathy, or something, I say it because when push comes to shove, I don’t have the family that you’ve found for yourself. I guess, maybe, I was unsure of my place in that,” Tommy explains. “I have friends, acquaintances, I’m not alone. I guess I just didn’t know how to fit into your life.”

“Okay,” Buck says slowly. “But what if I said that I wanted to do that? I want to work on us, I want you to fit into my life. I’m sorry Eddie cut off contact, I didn’t know that.”

Tommy shrugs, but Buck continues. “Maybe we just didn’t communicate enough in those first six months. I see that now. But, I want to figure this out. I want to be with you.”

Tommy purses his lips, takes a deep breath. “Yeah?”

Buck holds a hand across the table, palm up. Tommy barely hesitates, sliding his fingers through Buck’s lacing them together.

“Yeah,” Buck confirms. “That night...was everything I’ve been wanting for months, Tommy.”

This time, Tommy’s smile is sweet and soft. “Me too.”

“We slept on the box spring,” Buck says with a laugh, gratified when Tommy laughs too.

“I was a little desperate for you,” Tommy admits.

“I think you could tell I was the same with you,” Buck says wryly. Tommy laughs again.

“So,” Buck says with a deep breath. “What do you say? Can we try again?”

“I would really really love that,” Tommy says, squeezing his hand. “Starting now?”

Buck brings his hand to his mouth and kisses the back of it. “Starting now.”

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[quartztwst]

Azul Ashengrotto (MagiKey AU)

Azul Ashengrotto [MagiKey User "Deep Blue"]

"Oh, I am the kindest and most benevolent MagiKey user of them all! Although, I do have.. my moments."

Azul is currently 17 years old. He's only been a MagiKey user for a year but he managed to climb up to be one of most popular MagiKey users and one of the strongest. Although, he has strayed far from his path. He does his MagiKey duties but on the side, he participates in suspicious schemes, earning himself a title of a villain. He promises you that he is a man of honesty and generosity while casually doing villainous actions. He usually hides his "side work" and manages to convince most people that he is totally not doing suspicious things.

After being saved from his corruption, he ends up pausing his "side work" but he does eventually continue it, not learning his lesson.

Status:

Mental/Emotional Strength: ★★★☆☆ (Easily disturbed or shocked but he has a strong head when focused)

Physical Strength: ★★★★★ (Really strong due to octo-strength)

Stamina: ★☆☆☆☆ (He's too slow and really bad at running.)

Strategy: ★★★★★ (He's clever and can easily find loopholes)

Strengths: He's VERY observant and sneaky. He most likely knows very special information on you that you don't want anyone to know. It's also easy for strategy planning because he can predict your movements just by some observations. He's also a smooth talker.

Weaknesses: He genuinely cannot run fast for shit. Horrible at chasing people. If an opponent gets away, he says "Jade, Floyd, go get them!" (Their designs are coming soon)

Abilities:

Ability 1: Octo.. Cannon?

"FIRE!"

Azul's coat sleeves are cannons, yes. The cannonballs are octopuses, yes. Is he judging? YES.

He usually wears the coat over his shoulders because his sleeves are his weapons and they're HUGE. They move on their own when Azul needs them. He can also move both as once. Reloading is quick because of his own training and it is REALLY POWERFUL. One shot at that thing and you're FLYING.

If Azul is unable to focus and aim, nothing will come out of his sleeves.

Ability 2: Ink Tentacles GROSSSS YUCK!!

"Oh, please don't go. We have so much to discuss."

Azul can summon ink through cracks on the ground, buildings, anything and they will form into tentacles. They can restrain and attack people. They can be different sizes but the maximum size is like Floyd's height. They can also be attacked back too.

Final Ability: Golden Contract

"It's a Deal!"

When Azul activates this ability, you will see a golden contract appear in front of you and you'll be forced to be mesmerized by it. This will lure you closer to it, making you grab the contract in curiosity before you realize you pressed your fingerprint on the contract. You suddenly have an anemone on your head, forcing you to follow Azul's orders.

It's really hard to look away or escape this event and it usually works but it takes a lot of Azul's energy and magic. Using it too much can end up with him fainting or becoming corrupted.

Corrupted Form

(Quartz is there for size)

When Azul turns corrupted, his body becomes covered in this thick ink before tranforming into a large octopus. The purple glowing area is his weak spot and where you will strike if you’re trying to defeat him (aka KILL HIM).

Uhhh he can basically grab you with his tentacles. They come from the ground and he can summon multiple.

He can do a loud ass screech which will produce strong soundwaves to push you back

Since he drips a lot of ink, there are a lot of puddles of ink but they’re actually really deep like the ocean so if you fall in, you’ll fucking die or smth.

[thetarotyapper]

what makes you so alluring? (pick-a-card reading)

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(how to pick a card? observe the given options and choose the one which you feel the most drawn to. select the card based on the number provided below and scroll down to read about the card you have chosen. remember, this is a general reading, so take what resonates! ps.- if you feel drawn to more than one card/image/pile, feel free to read the others too!! if the chosen pile doesn't relate to you, feel free to choose another. the choice is yours<3)

٠࣪⭑꩜.ᐟ pile 1

ace of cups, two of cups, 9 of cups, 3 of wands, 7 of pentacles

my lovely pile 1, with the ace of cups and two of cups coming out here, i see you are someone who is very loving and compassionate. you accept people for who they are and you’re a very understanding person. people love spending time with you because you just give out this comforting energy, it's almost irresistible. your kindness and your loving nature is what pulls people towards you. people can't help but just feel drawn to you, you know what i mean? your energy is so rejuvenating and when people talk to you, they feel so much lighter and better. but please be careful, im seeing that you might also attract a lot of negative energy. people see you as someone who can rescue them and because of this, im seeing that many people depend on you for emotional support. you might feel drained at some point but seeing people happy is your first priority and you know that people feel good when they are with you and that is what keeps you going. you are a very empathetic person and im seeing that many people would like to be your friend. 

with the 9 of cups and 7 of pentacles here, im seeing that you are someone who has put in a lot of hard work to be where you are right now. at some point in your life you might have felt like nothing is going your way and that all your efforts are going to vain, but here's the thing - you don't lose your ground. you still put in your 100% and because of your dedication and your strong mindset, you have reached the point in life where you are satisfied and you know your worth. you are someone who is independent and confident, and honestly babe you should be because only you know how much efforts you have put in - so be proud of yourself. you are in a state of emotional happiness and i don't see you letting anyone ruin your contentment. people find your hard work, dedication, efforts, confidence and independence very alluring. i wouldn't be surprised if people look at you as their role model. and for some reason i was getting a feeling that you might be interested in psychology because you always want to understand people on a deeper level and understand why people behave the way they do.

lastly with the 3 of wands falling out, your vision and your willingness to grow is what makes you so alluring. you are someone who is not afraid to let go of things that no longer serves you right. it's not easy, but you know that in order to seek something better, you need to move on from the negative energies. your ideas, your plans, your movements, the way you think is what makes you so alluring. you are someone who thinks about the future and you have this magnetic energy that draws people towards you. you are someone who likes to try out new things and you never settle for less. your curious nature and your thinking skills are what makes you alluring. your ability to see the good in the bad is what makes you so alluring.

٠࣪⭑꩜.ᐟ pile 2

the devil, ace of swords (reversed), hanged man, queen of swords, queen of wands

with the devil and the ace of swords popping out, the first thing i can confidently say is that you are someone who never gives up. you are someone who goes out of their way to seek the answer you are looking for and no matter the obstacles, you always overcome it. you give me the vibes of someone who has a very intense gaze and you guys might like to apply kajal/eyeliner - or maybe you have a very different style of applying it and people are drawn towards your eyes because of that. you might even have blue eyes or maybe you have very intense eyes because i see that your eyes make you look otherworldly. OMG WAIT I FINALLY FOUND THE WORD - bold and seductive. that's the energy you give off. you’re also unapologetically you and i'm seeing that some people might hate this about you but at the same time they find it so damn sexy. ugh pile 2 im literally tryna be like you because your energy is CAPTIVATING. you have this mysterious energy and you’re also someone who is very smart. im seeing that many people tend to get nervous around you and i'm also seeing that you like to keep people on their tippy toes. you like it people get worked up around you, don't you pile 2 hahaha. 

with the hanged man here, i see that regardless of having such a strong heart, you are someone who is vulnerable and you are sympathetic when you need to be. but if someone takes advantage of your soft side, oh i see you never forgiving them. you do not open up to people easily and it takes you a lot of time to trust someone, but if someone breaks that trust, you won't hesitate to remove them from your life. you are also someone who will not rest until you find your answers. you have a very driven nature and im seeing that many people wish they were you. can you even blame them babe? I WANNA BE YOU TOO PLEASE SHARE YOUR SECRETS. you also have a unique way of finding answers and people love listening to your opinions. you are someone who can remain calm when things don't go your way and this makes you so alluring. your calm and composed nature is what pulls people in. you are literally the definition of 'thinking out of the box'.

you know what is so beautiful about your reading, pile 2? the queen of swords and the queen of wands popped out together when i was shuffling the cards. do i even need to say anything at this point? like oh my god your energy is beautiful. i will never shut up about the vibes you give off, pile 2. you are someone who strives for honesty and clarity. you know when someone is lying and i'm seeing that people might even get a little intimidated by you. you are also someone who is direct and straightforward and you expect the people around you to be the same. you won't hesitate to call out people for their bullshit (sorry for cursing but i just had to say it!). i wouldn't say you’re confrontational, but you aren't scared of asking someone why they did what they did. oof, what a powerful energy. your independence and your confidence is what makes you alluring. you don't depend on others. i'm also seeing that you gain a lot of attention when you go out and that is because of the badass energy you radiate. you are also someone who is outgoing and you are not the type to settle for less. i know i said this a lot before but pile 2, please share your secrets with me. i literally wanna be you because your energy is just 🤌✨

٠࣪⭑꩜.ᐟ pile 3

4 of cups, queen of wands, 2 of wands, 2 of cups, ace of swords

my lovely pile 3, the 4 of cups and the queen of wands fell out together and the first energy i could sense here is that you have overcome a very difficult time in your life where you felt stuck and felt like nothing was moving forward for you. and you might have also blamed yourself for this. your angels are asking me to tell you that it wasn't your fault and that you shouldn't be so hard on yourself. the universe slowed down their blessings for you because it wasn't meant to find you at that point. but here's the fascinating thing, regardless of things slowing down for you, you were still hopeful. yes, you kind of felt like it was your fault but you didn't give up, and i am so so proud of you, love. there was a point in time where you isolated yourself and stopped enjoying the simplest pleasures in life. you were afraid, wondering if everything was a lesson. you guarded yourself from going out and making new connections. but then a realisation hit you, how long were you going to stay like this? how long can this go on for? that's when you realised you had to change your ways and your view towards life. it took a lot of effort and a lot of contemplation, but you finally put yourself out there. you finally let yourself free and enjoy the smallest pleasures in life. sometimes you would overdo yourself and feel exhausted because the fear of going back to your old harmful ways scared you. you need to slow down a little, babe. you need to go easy on yourself. overworking yourself is not good. yes you have come a long way and i know you’re afraid, but you need to know that going easy on yourself wont hurt, love. people have noticed your transformation and you might have attracted a lot of attention. because of your past, you might be a little distant and you might not be impressed easily. you are more guarded and alert. you tend not to get distracted easily, and people find this very alluring. i see a lot of people trying to gain your attention and win you over but with the queen of wands, you radiate confidence and self-assurance. people are attracted to your energy and your will to change. you’re brave and strong-minded, but at the same time you are kind and understanding. also, the way you laugh is very alluring. people love it when you laugh. the sound of your laughter is captivating. 

with the 2 of wands and the 2 of cups here, i see that you are someone who is not afraid to come out of your comfort zone anymore. you’re a free bird and you don't want to fall back to your old ways. now, you’re not afraid of trying out new things and your curious and experimental nature is what makes you so alluring. for some of you, im seeing that maybe in the past you might have gotten out of an unhealthy relationship where the person was not letting you move on (4 of cups) and one day, you finally realised that this is not right and you got the confidence to leave and you also evolved as a person (queen of wands) and now that you’re finally free, you’re not afraid to try out new things and you might also be making new connections - platonic as well as romantic (2 of wands and two of cups). i wouldn't be surprised if the people you know will try to shoot their shot with you because i see that many people were literally waiting for you to be single ( this energy applies for some of you who chose this pile). 

with the ace of swords coming out, i see that you like it when someone is being honest with you and you HATE people who play games. you yourself are a very honest person and when anyone asks you for advice or help, you’ll always be truthful and never hold back. i'm also seeing that you are a girl’s girl. if anyone compliments your outfit, you will literally tell them which brand you’re wearing. you don't like to gatekeep things and people love that about you. you’re also someone who is very intelligent and you have a sharp mind. you will cut through any confusion and you have a unique way of thinking. you can separate your emotions and make firm decisions. this ability of yours is what makes you so alluring.

hi loves!! i hope this reading finds you in good health and i hope you are doing well. take care of yourself and i will see you in my next reading. thank you for being here<3

(note: tarot & oracle cards provide guidance and possible insights into what could happen based on current energies, thoughts, feelings and actions. the cards can highlight potential paths or outcomes, but they do not predict the future in a fixed way. this is a general reading so take what resonates!)

જ⁀➴ all credit for the pictures & dividers goes to their rightful owners and creators.

[thewriteadviceforwriters]

Do you have any tips on writing a character that can be a bit quiet and weird/quirky yet confrontational and loud. She bites and picks her fingers when very anxious but she’s also a confident, and brave character who fights for what’s right and what she wants. I have a difficulty mixing a character’s personality sometimes, and wondered if you had any tips to help? :)

On Creating Beautifully Contradictory Characters ✨

Hey writer friend! Rin here.

I LIVE for these questions! 💕

Here's the thing about characters (and people). we're not single-note beings who fit into neat little boxes. The most real characters exist in the in-between spaces.

Let's talk about how to make this work...

The secret to contradictory character traits

What makes a character feel REAL isn't consistency. it's coherence.

• Your character doesn't need to be the same in every situation

• What they need is an emotional core that makes sense of their seemingly opposing behaviors

• Think of their personality as a constellation, not a straight line

When I'm developing characters like this, I always start with their wounds and values. What do they care about SO DEEPLY that it would make a normally quiet person raise their voice? What hurts have they experienced that make them bite their fingers when anxious?

Some practical ways to blend these traits

• Give her specific triggers for each mode. Maybe she's quiet in casual social settings but finds her voice when someone's being mistreated.

• Create physical transitions between states. How does her body language shift when moving from quiet observer to vocal defender? Does she take a deep breath? Square her shoulders?

• The finger-biting anxiety habit is actually perfect. it can be the bridge between her quiet and loud states. Maybe it's what she does while gathering courage before speaking up.

• Show us moments where BOTH traits are present at once. She can be nervously biting her fingers WHILE confronting someone.

What NOT to do (because it's boring)

Please don't fall into these traps:

• Don't make her "usually quiet except when..." That's not a complex character, that's just situational behavior.

• Don't explain away her contradictions with trauma (unless that's genuinely part of her story). Not every character trait needs a tragic backstory!

• Don't make her self-conscious about her contradictions. She doesn't need to apologize for being both quiet and loud.

Let's make some word magic happen

Try writing a scene where:

We first see her in her quiet, observing mode

Something happens that triggers her sense of justice

We witness her internal thought process as she decides to speak up

She exhibits her anxious behavior (finger biting) while ALSO stepping into her confrontational mode

Afterward, she returns to quietness, but it feels different now

The magic happens in those transition moments. That's where readers will fall in love with her complexity.

Remember this always

The most memorable characters aren't the ones who are consistently anything. They're the ones who surprise us while still feeling true to themselves.

Your character's contradictions aren't flaws to fix or explain away. they're what make her human. They're what make readers say "I KNOW her" even if they've never met anyone exactly like her.

So embrace those contradictions. Let her be quiet AND loud. Let her be anxious AND brave. Let her be fully, messily human.

I hope this post helped you

-Rin T.

[sunflowersandsapphires]

Can I please request some headcanons for Matt & Frank with a genderneutral reader who makes really suggestive or outright outrageously sexual jokes once they get into a relationship, but it's soon very clear that they have never even kissed anyone, let alone had sex before? Imagine they just get really flustered when Matt/Frank shows any sexual interest back at them. They're always leaning in for more despite their anxiety and inexperience.

I'm so sorry it took me so long to get to this, my dear!

Matt

Matt would not only understand this but I think he would also find this SO endearing

Because this is so matt-coded. Matt is overwhelmingly flirty and charming and the minute someone he has feelings for flirts back he is such an utter dork about it. i love him

so I think he would absolutely catch you off guard. He'd be flirting and making comments CONSTANTLY until he finally worked up the nerve to ask you out

As your very new relationship begins to progress, he'd notice that you always get antsy if he gets too forward with you. You have no problem dishing it out, but you can't quite take it.

I think he'd get a bit self-conscious, thinking it was him who was making you uncomfortable, until you finally came clean.

"I've never...Matt, I've never done anything before. I've never even kissed someone, let alone..."

His behavior would definitely change. He'd be much more focused on your comfort and taking things slowly. He'd start with kissing, letting you tell him what you liked and didn't like, absolutely encouraging you to lead the way.

And your first night together would be romantic and thoroughly planned out. He would make you feel like it was the most normal thing in the world.

Frank

Frank, on the other hand, would be sitting you down IMMEDIATELY

Sure, he'd allow the banter and throw a few jokes back, but if you two hit it off and you suddenly closed up? Alarms would be going off in his head.

His primary concern, as always, is your safety. He's letting you know that there are no hard feeling if you aren't interested and that he doesn't expect anything from you.

You're quick to reassure him, telling him that it's not that he scares you, it's that he's the first person you've ever been with.

He's momentarily stunned. Not only did someone as wonderful as you have feelings for him, but you trusted him enough to make him your first ever relationship? He can't fathom it.

After he comes to terms with the explanation (which wouldn't take long), he is setting STRICT ground rules. You are in charge of everything. He is open to whatever you're comfortable with, but you have to let him know what you want/need.

Much like Matt, he'd take things slow and make sure you felt loved. As if you could feel anything but cherished with him.

[luvseraphh]

Helloo! Can I please get a blueberry muffin latte w/ caramel drizzle pleasee for Bakugou? Tysm!! (And congrats!!)

public eye k. bakugo

in which pro hero dynamight needs to find a fake girlfriend in order for the media to lay off him, only to end up falling for her in the process.

being in the public's eye, constantly thirsted over by teenage fangirls, just for the sake of being a hero was tiring. especially when you were as closed off as bakugo.

his pr team suggested he get a fake partner, just for the cameras, so that people would back off a bit. it would also boost his ratings, as well as the ratings of whoever he 'dated'.

that's how you ended up in this meeting, sitting across from the famous pro-hero dynamight, his ruby red eyes glaring daggers at you.

"this is just for the media. we are not gonna have a romcom fairytale ending, this is purely fake," he warned, a slight snarl in his tone as he said so.

"i know. trust me, i don't want this anymore than you do," you replied with a sigh, leaning back in the office chair.

"fuck you, anyone would be lucky to date me," he growls, crossing his arms in front of his chest. "that five star restaurant across the street, five pm, don't be late."

"i'll be there," you roll your eyes before getting up from the chair, wanting to get back to your own work.

you walked into the restaurant five minutes early, knowing how serious he was about the 'don't be late' rule. you were fully dressed up, knowing today there would be lots of pictures of you surfacing, and you didn't want them to be awful.

"hi! do you have a reservation?" the host asked, smiling softly as you approach the hosts' stand.

"yeah, it should be under bakugo?" you try, fixing your hair as you waited for them to look through the reservations for the night.

"oh, perfect, found you, he's already waiting for you," they say politely before leading you to a private table. it's candle lit and separate from the rest of the tables, resulting in a quieter and more... romantic environment. there was a bottle of wine on the table as well as two glasses. bakugo leaned back in his chair, his muscular shirt covered by a white button up top, a suit jacket resting over the back of his chair.

"finally," he scoffs as you sit down across from him. "i've been waiting for ten minutes," he mumbles, pretending not to be checking out your attire.

"you said five, i got here early, i don't know what your problem is," you reply, moving to get yourself a glass of wine.

this was going to be a long night.

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ⓒ luvseraph

[jung-koook]

I held myself back all week from talking about certain things because I didn't want to draw attention to it, but seriously, today's jeongguk news made me extremely angry. first of all, this week some people are sharing photos of him at a concert with the same excuse "he's in a public place" "he knows it would attract attention". yes, he knows, but even so, respecting his privacy would be the LEAST. unfortunately, I ended up seeing some post of him at the concert and he clearly didn't want to be photographed. he hid his face so much that I even wonder if he was able to watch the concert clearly. he probably didn't even stay until the end of the concert. some of you don't know how to treat him like a human being who wants to have fun like a normal person, he can't even enjoy a concert without having cameras pointed at his face.

he goes to a restaurant and always leaves his signature so his fans know he was there because he knows his influence and as he himself has already mentioned, he loves to use his influence to help other people. but some of you want to take even that away from him by exposing photos of him in restaurants and places he goes privately. I've even seen people say that before leaving a restaurant he always asks "please don't post any photos of me here so I can come back here again". he's literally almost begging to have a moment of privacy like any normal person. and he is so kind that he leaves autographs and sometimes he even takes pictures with fans. this just shows how kind he is.

in one of his lives he mentioned that people were going to the place where bam was and that unfortunately that's why he had to change the places to protect bam and asked people to stop doing that but as always, these people don't respect him. and you who share private photos and videos of bam you are also one of those people who don't respect jeongguk and his dog. jeongguk LITERALLY has an instagram dedicated to his son where he shares what HE WANTS to share with us but you don't respect him.

and today the news was that jeongguk had his hybe shares stolen, someone stole millions using his personal information and his name. I can't even imagine what he felt when he found out about that. this story is very weird and bighit/hybe need to do something urgently to return everything that person stole from jeongguk because with the ease with which this all seems to have happened, I think they are also very guilty of this for not knowing how to protect him. and we don't even know if that person could have been someone who even works in this cursed company. the way they said on the news that the person who did this to him hasn't been caught yet didn't sit well with me. to be honest, I'm pretty suspicious. like, even using the person's own name and signature, it is still possible to find out who did it with an investigation. but when you say things like "jeongguk is so kind to trust people" and "If I were jeongguk I wouldn't trust anyone" here you are literally blaming the victim. jeongguk being kind has nothing to do with it. jeongguk will be kind to whoever he wants! it's not his fault how other people will use his kindness.

in his last live he almost begged people not to visit his house and especially not to expose him showing his house in online videos but these people do not respect him. If you are this kind of person you are sick and I am sure that jeongguk hates and curses all of you!!! you are sick in the head, you are trash and you deserve the hell!!!

they are almost always asking, begging for the least that is to be respected. this is not difficult, this is literally the easiest thing in the world. respecting another human being. especially when that human being is asking for their PRIVACY to be respected.

[alexanderlightweight]

Since it came up...omega Alec who has never shared a heat with anyone partially because he's never wanted to but also since no one has ever managed to best him during a pre-heat spar, when an omega is at their strongest and borderline feral. (Aka why should I pair up with someone who can't take care of me as well as I can) It's traditional for an omega to only take a mate who has proven they can protect them by beating them in a fight while they're at their best, and while Alec knows it's a bit antiquated it's also very important to him. He hasn't shared a heat with Magnus yet and REALLY wants too, but is worried that Magnus won't be able to hold up either.

Alec finds out that he is very, very, wrong. Queue bamf Magnus proving that he can very much take on and protect Alec, and Alec finding out what heats are like when your instincts are finally satisfied.

hi its been a bit, hope you're doing well. as usual I let the prompt take me where it wanted to go. it follows along with the prompt but perhaps not quite to the letter. still I hope you enjoy this

(in this universe they met because Alec got dragged to Pandemonium for an attempt at 'desensitization scent training' that ended up with him in Magnus' lap breathing in the only safe scent (Magnus) while Izzy and Jace try to figure out where it all went wrong (taking him to a club was an instant miscalculation) and where Alec went (they tried listening for the screams but thankfully for their mission record, no one is screaming. sadly, that means no finding Alec). oh right, this is omega/omega and Magnus has bested Alec in a spar (Alec very much wanted to follow Magnus home but instincts insisted on a fight first, after which he pretty much was like 'okay? you won? why isn't the portal open? we should be gone already? why am I not in your territory being scent-marked by you five minutes ago? Magnus is still recovering from whiplash but he's having a great time.

<3 hope you enjoy

lumine

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desire unprovoked

“Alexander, it’s alright if you’re not ready yet. Spending your first heat with someone is a far greater venture than portaling with me to Tokyo and getting sushi.”  Magnus pets his hand down Alexander’s back as he tries to soothe him with words. It isn’t ideal to be turned down and away, but Magnus’ goals are long term and a little delay won’t truly disrupt them.

The tender moment is broken first by Isabelle’s amused snort and then by the harsh way she coughs into her hand. It does nothing to disguise her laughter or distract from Alexander’s fierce glower as he stares his sister down.

“Sorry, sorry. None of my business.” 

Alexander relaxes and Magnus thinks they’ve moved on until Isabelle starts laughing again.

“Okay, okay I’m done—” she raises a hand to catch the handkerchief Magnus throws at her. “But seriously, Magnus, you can’t think Alec isn’t interested? He’s made it very clear to the entire Institute how he feels about finally finding someone he wants to spend his heat with. He’s just worried you won’t be able to pin him down during a fight and fuck him if he goes feral.”

Silence drops like a theatre’s curtain before being split by Alexander’s low, angry snarl. Isabelle sticks her tongue out at him even as she steps away, letting Magnus nuzzle against Alexander’s side to distract him.

“Oh is that what’s holding you back?” Magnus is very pleased to know the problem and decides that after Alexander’s heat he’s going to send Isabelle a rather lovely box of magical skin care products he knows she’ll love. She’ll probably need it if Alec assigns her to the sewers for this. “That’s truly not a concern, sweetheart.  Unless you need me to prove it to you?”

Magnus leans close and nips Alexander’s ear lobe before he whispers, “even if I can’t hold you down physically, my magic will ensure you stay exactly where I want as long as I want.”

Magnus was already warned of how quiet Alexander gets near his heat, but he’s still surprised by how deeply Alexander can communicate without speaking. His scent fills with pleased delight and his fingers find Magnus’ wrist to rest against the pulse as he hums a pleased, rumbling purr.

Isabelle does a lovely job of pretending to mind her own business for once, even as her scent rises with gleeful delight. 

“Since we’ve thankfully cleared that up before any accidents occurred—“ because while Magnus would never blame his shadowhunter, he’s not sure Manhattan would have survived Magnus finding out Alexander wanted to spend his heat with him but didn’t.

“Well then, Isabelle, I’ll be taking him home with me.  I’ll bring him back sometime when it’s over.” Magnus bares his teeth in a lip-curling smile in Isabelle’s direction as she tries to move closer.

“You’re way worse than any alpha.”  Isabelle is laughing at him, shaking her head in mock sadness. “I can’t even hug my own brother now?” Her eyes are gleaming with victory, as if she’s won something with Magnus’ protective display.

“You smell disgusting.” Alexander mutters from where he’s been steadily ignoring both of them, “thankfully, Magnus knows that.”

That’s not actually why Magnus is keeping Isabelle away from Alexander but he’ll take the excuse.

“I do not smell!” Isabelle sniffs her own arm in suspicion even as she flips Alexander off.

“Well whoevers bed you were in does, and it’s all over you still.”

Isabelle actually stomps her foot, giving Alexander a truly acidic glare before she turns to Magnus.

“If you don’t want him complaining the minute you get him home, make sure you have some kind of filter for pheromones in place.  I have taken at least three showers since I got back and this—” she flicks her hand in Alec’s direction, “is still his reaction! He once threw himself off a bridge because Jace got someone else's scent on him.  Apparently he didn’t want to finish the mission smelling like a stranger and thought it would be better to just fight while sopping wet. It was January, Magnus.”

Alexander isn’t any happier than Isabelle at the reminder. The frown on his face turns into a full scowl and he moves closer to Magnus as his sister rants, arms crossed protectively in front of himself.

“He smeared a stranger's sex pheromones on me, Magnus.” His voice is deep and sulking, as if he feels the need to convince Magnus of his innocence in this assumed crime. “I would have thrown Jace in first but I was worried he’d contaminate the water before I got clean.”

“Clearly you were the victim,” Magnus soothes and he just shrugs when Isabelle gasps in betrayal, ignoring her expression of exaggerated outrage.  Why she thinks he will be a voice of reason when it involves Alexander is beyond him.  Magnus hasn’t come anywhere close to reasonable since the first time he met Alexander. 

If Magnus’ scent happens to be the only one that Alexander finds pleasing than who is Magnus to work against the wisdom of the universe.  

—

notes:

- izzy has been helping alec figure out how to explain it to magnus all afternoon. This isn’t a ‘she decides she’s right and ends up being right’. This is ‘i did not spend 2.5 hours of time i could have been dissecting bodies for you to lose your words because of biology. I will be your words!  I am not suffering through you moping an entire heat.  You’re not doing that to me alec.  I refuse!’

for a minute there Alec really was: I don't have the spoons to explain so I'll just suffer this heat and handle explaining it later (not that Magnus would have let him go without an explanation)

Izzy really does try to make it easier on both alec and herself, it’s not her fault alec’s hypersensitive and violently inclined towards interest. EVen if that scene existed there would be no joking ‘fairy glitter’ in this verse because Izzy went home first, burnt her clothing, took a decontamination shower and then joined the mission.  In the incident where Alec is claiming she smells, she actually took two decontamination showers, used scent-cleansing lotion and then took another nicer shower to re-vitalize her hair (decontamination is used to thoroughly clean only) and it still wasn’t enough.

While he would have preferred her to explain with a little less.... Flair than she does, alec is satisfied with the outcome.  He just still might enact some revenge for the unnecessary details, aka sewer patrol.

Izzy is suffering.  Do you know how awful it is to have your older brother and military commander/leader/parent always know when you’ve been experimenting/horny etc because he can smell it and also is so disgusted by it that the first time you come home after having sex he throws up in the middle of scolding you?

Izzy still high on fairy-pheromones and holding alec’s hair back as he tries to chew her out.  It quickly goes from ‘legitimate safety concerns’ to ‘if you’re happy then its fine as long as you don’t ever smell like this again or i will hunt people down to kill so i never suffer this again’. 

Izzy after and kind of regretting how this whole afterglow thing is going for her: i get why jace transferred to Chicago for puberty

(Jace temporarily transferred because canonically he’s very horny and it’s worse in a universe like this where he’s dealing with ruts. He spends a lot of time with alec because they’re family and while they’ve developed familial scent bonds over time 1) horny alpha on main is not alec’s cup of tea and he can’t handle that close up even if it’s not him the alpha is attracted to 2) jace keeps coming back smelling like horny omega/beta sex and that is mostly ‘threat perceived’ by alec. Like who are you? How dare you come unannounced into my territory??

Alec: its an invisible threat

Jace wondering just when he will be allowed to sleep: alec i promise, there’s no invisible threat. I just had sex

Alec: with a threat

Jace with the knowledge that sleep deprivation is a form of torture: no with a seelie

Alec: who was a threat

Jace who now understands that conversations with alec are a different but no less effective torment: look buddy, i really don’t think anything i say is going to change this.  How can we fix this? because its.... WHY IS IT 6 AM ALEC? EVEN THE VAMPIRES ARE ASLEEP BY NOW. 

Alec: stop bringing threats into the institute. Instant fix.

Jace: alec, my friend, my brother, my-almost-but-too-violent-to-actually-handle-parabatai, there are no threats. Just me having sex with people you don’t know.

Alec: which makes them threats

Jace: please buddy, i’m begging you to let this go

Alec: can’t you just not have sex? 

Jace: ...

Alec: ...

Jace: i know what to do. i’m going to do us all a favor and go somewhere else for a little bit.  In the meantime here are a bunch of books on nephilim puberty.  You’ll need them when it’s Izzy’s turn. 

Its worse for izzy and jace because they spend the most time around alec and are in the same small familial pack (like a mini ecosystem in a big one) so alec is in closer quarters constantly with them and they don’t have the concept of personal space either. 

Robert cheating on maryse did not go well in this universe. It did not go well at all.

No alec doesn’t forbid his hunters from having sex though he does enforce strict hygiene rules that everyone follows because no one wants alec to chase them down because they’re ‘intruders’. He also doesn’t really care if his shadowhunters smell like each other and sex because those are contained, expected and allowed scents? And the sex isn’t directed towards him and can’t be attributed to him.

Will it be hypocritical that he doesn’t shower magnus’ scent away? No because the entire reason these rules are in place is so alec doesn’t react poorly and maim some unsuspecting hunter with a weak nose who thought they smelt normal. The new york shadowhunters are thrilled there is an extra layer of protection.  Alec can now dip his nose to his sleeve and smell Magnus when they’re in public to calm down rather than just aggressively filling the air with his own violent pheromones to override whatever scent is making him sick.

No one is going to argue with alec’s methods or his protocols because he’s sensitive enough he can smell through 99% of glamours and that is a very very lucrative power in his field. Especially with rogue shadowhunters still a problem.

Alec is known for going feral over a lot of things. Everyone who is a part of his institute is there because they want to be even with all of his eccentricities because the most important thing to them? Alec will go feral over his hunters and he has absolutely vicious protective omega instincts that makes anyone with self-preservation want to be in his command.  Will he throw you into the side of a mundane car? Yes. but it will be so you avoid being stabbed through the heart by a demon so it’s all good. Just shadowhunter things. 

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[fishgutzz]

sh recov / harm reduction tips for those of us who are in the trenches and may be considering recov or trying to get there one day

⭐️ some people can't just throw away their sh tools and that's okay, but what i suggest is if you don't already to keep them in a hard to get to place so that you can reduce how often you may try to sh

⭐️ try to limit how often you relapse but dont put too much pressure on yourself because it may stress you out worse, id suggest slowly relapsing less by spacing them out more over time.

example: every day -> every other day -> twice a week -> once a week.. etc you get the point, if you cant stop cold turkey then try to reduce how frequently you sh because its just like any other addiction out there.

⭐️ keep in mind it takes about 3 weeks to make a habit, when going fully clean its really rough for those first few weeks but it wont stay that way, that isnt to say you wont have some bad days but it wont be every second.

⭐️ avoid buying new sh tools and new blades, if you plan to reduce or recover then stick with what you have so that you wont automatically have a new tool to hurt yourself with.

⭐️ if you burn yourself or you sh for pain specifically i suggest using (skin safe!) hot wax because it still hurts like hell when it hits the skin. usually these are used for like kink purposes but that also makes it easier to find in a way.

⭐️ for people who cut or need to see blood, some alternatives that work are using red food dye and applying it to something thats pointed but cant actually cut you and dragging it across your skin. another thing thats out there that provides both pain and blood without injury are sh pens! its hard to find these due to the internet censoring things however on platforms like tiktok using slight censorship in search like "self hrm recovery pen" will likely bring you to some results that could help.

⭐️ if you're broke like me or a minor etc and cant purchase tools online to help, id suggest using household items like thumbtacks for harm reduction. something that personally helps me is actually making fake wounds that are like.. actually fake and not real. to do this without any professional products use thin layers of liquid glue as your base and shape it like a wound, and use paint / makeup / whatever you've got. if you have sensitive skin this will probably make you itchy or poses a risk for a skin reaction so do be wary of that. when removing it should just peel right off as long as its fully dry, just be sure to wash the area afterwards.

⭐️ other reduction tips are the typical things people will say to do, surround yourself with friends and safe people if you can. surround yourself with safe items and things that make you feel comfortable and avoid triggers to your best ability. if you seriously are trying to recover please delete tumblr as consuming sh content will trigger you back into it fast.

if anyone has questions about specific circumstances or situations my ask box is open <3

recovery isnt easy but i really hope this helps somebody out there who may be considering getting better.

[nintendont2502]

finished season one of tma last night ! just gonna dump my thoughts here before i start season two (so i can come back and see how wrong i was lmao)

jon's va is a PHENOMENAL actor, holy shit. like dont get me wrong theyre all amazing, but oh my GOD

speaking of, while im sure the out of universe reasoning for jon putting his entire archivussy into the statements is just bc it makes them more interesting to listen to, i still personally choose to believe that the institute purely hired him for his voice acting skills

theres something.... interesting with jons role that i cant stop thinking about. jane prentiss only referring to him as "archivist". the transcripts (or at least, the ones im using) only referring to him as "archivist". his first impulse being to grab the tape recorder during jane's attack and record the entire thing. the title of archivist is kinda beginning to feel more like... a mask i guess? something that takes over and kinda overshadows your old identity. youre not jon, youre not gertrude - youre just "archivist"

(also something about martin being forced to move into the archives (almost becoming part of the archives) and sasha literally having her identity subsumed and stolen by. whatever the fuck not!sasha is. both of those occurrences only happening because they were acting on behalf of the institute. kinda noticing a trend of identities being lost or stolen or changed because of (and maybe by) the institute, but that could just be a "i connected two dots" "you didnt connect shit" moment yk)

i fully believe the role of archivist is cursed. like one hundred percent. theres something up with that shit and theres no way in hell theyre being paid enough to make up for it

tbf theres no way in hell anyone heres being paid enough to make up for the bullshit they go through. id say they should quit but,,, i dont think they can

except maybe martin. please martin. go live a normal life and write your poetry and stop needing to corkscrew worms out of yourself

"i refuse to become another goddamn mystery" :((

i dont trust the institute. at all. i think at best theyre just a shitty workplace willing to turn a blind eye to some things for the good of their research, and at worst theyre actively hiding something or lying about what they are. theres just been. so many small details that rub me the wrong way yk - the archive team not being allowed to research cases that involve the lukas family in case they pull funding, sasha mentioning research students testing artefacts, the way MAG 37/Burnt Offering starts with jason begging the institute to save his son before acknowledging that theyll never do anything (makes me wonder how many statements they read and dismiss. how many statements they never read. how many people have died because of them?) - and i mean fuck just the general regard for employee health and safety seems to be non existent. also. yk. someone in the building probably murdering gertrude. thats a big thing

worms and rot and decay in the walls and a dead body in the basement. i dont trust them at all

this is definitely just me picking up what the episode was clearly laying out but holy shit gertrudes death feels *wrong*. all this build up, all the signs pointing towards it being something supernatural (the archive being filled with veins (?) in The Dreamers, the ritual site filled with photos of her in Burnt Offering, jane directly threatening the archivist in her statement (which wouldve been gertrude at the time if im not mistaken)) and then its just?? a gun?? and no one finds her body for a year???

that being said the mental image of jane and her merry band of worms sneaking into the archive just to shoot gertrude with a Regular Ass Gun is fucking hilarious

the only episode that really got to me was A Sturdy Lock, and i think that was just bc i got unlucky enough to listen to it on the one night i was home alone. woke up at 4 am, stared at my doorknob for a few minutes and forced myself to go back to sleep

favourite statement is probably a tie between The Dreamers (i love how perfectly it captured the distorted, off, slightly... disturbing vibes i get in my dreams, and as someone who was really vivid really weird dreams - it hit close to home) and Hive (bc holy SHIT jons acting in this was insane. jesus christ. the writing was incredible too holy fuck)

favourite *episode* is Infestation, just bc im a sucker for hearing Jon out of character (for lack of a better term - its fuckin *weird* hearing him emote. i love it) and i love getting more of the other archive staff (especially martin. martin my beloved martin my light more martin forever please and thank you). also jon admitting that he does believe most of the statements and hes fucking terrified of them hits like a truck when youve been making "jon doesnt believe something - take a shot" jokes for the last 38 episodes like i was

jons such a bitch /aff i love him. pathetic wet cat of a man

i fully expect him to try and kill someone next season. potentially himself. hopefully not martin

leitner and your fuck ass books when I Fucking Get You

where is sasha. where is my girl. give her back.

mahtiin :(((

[ihaznoclue]

Can I request headcanons for Bayverse Adult! Mikey, Donnie, and Leo reacting to his gn s/o telling him how you don't mind not going out in public with him being you're a bit possessive of your loved ones especially him please?

Pairings -> Michelangelo/Mikey, Donatello/Donnie, Leonardo/Leo x Reader

Warnings -> Slight possessive stuff

Note -> You're quite possessive over them

Genre -> Fluff

MICHELANGELO/MIKEY

Mikey is more on the playful side

His grin wide and a little mischievous as he gives out a little chuckle as his reaction

"Oh, so you don't want the whole world seeing how awesome your guy is? I see how it is"

He would be genuinely touched through his teasing after realising you are being a bit possessive

He doesn't mind of course but your possessiveness makes him feel wanted and cherished as well as safe with you

Knowing that you love and deeply care about him

He appreciates that you are protective of him even if it means staying home for a cozy night together

He loves that you want him all by yourself knowing that you will keep him close

"I don't need anyone else when I've got you, you're literally my favourite person and besides who else could keep up with me huh?"

Since he knows how possessive you can get, he decided that you two should just stay inside

Maybe a movie with all your favourite snacks

Or cooking together, mainly him doing the cooking and maybe you the baking side

He wants to keep you happy

Mikey just finds it sweet and his affection deepens for you

But he's possessive in his own way too

DONATELLO/DONNIE

Donnie understands, he knows this already

Hes not upset or anything but his mind races as he tries to analyzing your words but after a few moments

He would slightly give you a smirk

"Well, I guess that makes sense, you're the only one who truly gets me dove."

Hes slightly amused by your possessiveness but he does like it knowing you care that much for him

His reaction is calm and his heart swells with affection

"I suppose I'm not exactly a people person anyways so.."

"But I understand completely. I wouldn't want anyone else in the worlds distracting me from you either"

To be honest he doesn't mind being isolated from the public eye, he likes staying inside

Hes always been on the private side/type

"I mean, it's not like I want to go to the surface and deal with all those people anyways"

Hes just happy as long as you want him there with you

Hes can be quite possessive too

Even if someone would make you uncomfortable or even slightly glance in your direction for too long, he wouldn't like it

He'll wrap an arm around your shoulder or on your waist

He'll make you and him hide away in his lab

He'll even show you some of his inventions and machines that he currently made

Donnie respects you and you respect him, its a win - win

LEONARDO/LEO

Hes really understanding and respectful of your choice

He would immediately understand your possessiveness as he knows its a sign of your deep care and love for him

"I get it, you're looking out for me, honestly I'm more okay with that. I'm not too big on being in the spotlight of many eyes anyways"

He would shows some of his flattery

"So you're just going to keep me all to yourself, I wouldn't mind that"

He would feel so special that someone like you deeply cares for him

It's literally a sign that's he's important to you

Leo is often the ones who seen as a leader but he relishes the quiet moments with you

Hes doesn't mind staying in as he enjoys your company in private

"I rather be with you in here"

He wouldn't stop at anything to return the favor of being protective over you as well

Leo is someone who is used to feeling responsible for other even his brother but he might understand where your possessiveness is coming from

Sometimes Leo protective instincts would sometimes kick in when he knows that you becoming possessive of him

Leo is also someone who sometimes needs space to clear his mind and that doesn't mean he ever tales your possessiveness the wrong way

He'd likely take a moment to reflect and then come back to you with a soft a reassuring smile

He's still very much in love with you and wants you to know how much your care mean to him

-A<3

[thecoffeelorian]

Fandom Friday, 3/21: Fanart!

Hello again, everyone…and welcome to another installment of Fandom Friday, the somewhat regular series where I go off to find new and interesting fanworks that might need a bit more visibility.

Before we begin, however...I wonder if I might ask you all a quick question, because I'm seeing posts going around BlueSky on this subject and now I'm genuinely curious:

Is there anyone here who might be going to the Star Wars Celebration in Tokyo, Japan next month?

I'm kinda asking this question because 1, I'm not following "The Bad Place" any more, aka the site formerly known as Twitter, and 2, it might be kinda cool to know who's attending so that I could help reblog/quote their posts elsewhere. So! If this might describe you in any way, just drop a blurb in the reblogs or comments, and I'll be sure to give you a little boost.

And now, without any further delays, here are my picks of the week.

THE CLONE WARS

The Clone Wars Fanart--By @liontalon1:

The Clone Wars Fanart--By @flower-crowned-prince:

THE BAD BATCH

The Bad Batch Fanart--By @kaijusplotch:

The Bad Batch Fanart--By @flightysparrow:

ANDOR

Andor Fanart--By @ems-art-box:

Andor Fanart--By @meigalorian:

SKELETON CREW

Skeleton Crew Fanart--By @dragon-64:

Skeleton Crew Fanart--By @kick-girl:

THE SEQUELS

The Sequels Fanart--By @sigmabeggers:

The Sequels Fanart--By @reimikuu39:

In conclusion, as part of my mission to poke around the Star Wars fandom and highlight those artists who might otherwise go unnoticed…I hope you will check out the links I have included for yourselves and like, comment on, and reblog them, as well as also giving the artists a few more followers to their Tumblr pages.

Please also like and reblog this latest installment so that these links can be spread around to as many other fans as possible, just in case not all of them can tune in at the same time.

An additional thank you goes to @djarrex for making the divider I used earlier in this post, but still want to give credit for.

If anybody likes what they see here AND would enjoy seeing more posts like this; please drop the rock star emoji (👩‍🎤) into the comments or reblogs, and I’ll be sure to tag you when the next update comes.

And finally, so that I do not forget…thank you, stay safe, and I’ll see you in the next post!

No Pressure Tags: @melymigo @algo-o-nada @the-osborn-way @everybirdfellsilent @skellymom

@leos-multifandom-corner @maggie-dylan @leenathegreengirl @gun-roswell @tazmbc1

@bluedeedeedoop @its-time-to-rise-above @tlmtwelve @apocalyp-tech-a 

@aknightreaderr and anybody else who might be on the lookout for new SW fanart.

[5starwitch]

Can you give insights on 8th house synastry stellium? I have my Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus, and Jupiter all in someone’s 8th house and online explanations kind of terrify me lol

Having 5 planets in someone’s 8th house is incredibly intense and transformative especially for the 8th houser. Expect this relationship to be obsessive and hard to let go of for both parties.

Your sun shines on their 8th house, highlighting and exposing all the things they kept hidden in their shadow. You make him feel incredibly vulnerable. You also force him to confront the parts of himself he keeps hidden. There’s a mutual magnetic attraction between you two.

With your moon in his 8th house it creates an almost psychic level bond between the two of you. You might have dreams of each other. You intuitively understand each others emotional needs. The 8th houser feels like you are home because you make them feel so safe and comfortable. Being away from you can be difficult for them to deal with. You might trigger hidden wounds in him ultimately allowing him to heal.

With mercury here it means your conversations are never surface level. They are deep and intimate. You might make him open up about his past and secrets that he’s never confessed to anyone.

Venus in the 8th house is especially powerful because your relationship transforms the both of you. This is an extremely passionate placement and the sex is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s addicting. The 8th houser in particular feels like you embody all the traits he finds attractive, aesthetically pleasing, and charming. This overlay can cause extreme possessiveness, obsessiveness, and jealousy (in the 8th house person specifically, but you will feel it too).

With Jupiter in the mix, the planet that expands everything it touches, it definitely intensifies this already intense dynamic. Luckily, you bring a sense of optimism and healing to his traumas and shadow aspects. You both encourage each other to heal and grow. You might encourage each other on your spiritual journeys.

This synastry overlay is definitely all consuming and probably the most intense relationship you both will ever have (which is why you will never forget each other). If you have scorpio/8th house placements you will probably enjoy the passion, but if you don’t avoid at all costs lol you can’t handle it.

[miharuki]

𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐏 195 - EP.02

"Please, help us!" Aqualad says as we are trapped in the tubes.

Eh, let me recap. After the adult heroes left, that smartass Robin ran to the League’s computer, trying to find out more about the accident at Cadmus. Now you ask me, "Why the hell didn’t you stop him?" Simple. We need Superboy. Last time I stopped it, that clone actually replaced Superman, and the result? Most of us were being replaced, and the originals were dead. So this time, I'm following the previous timeline—only now, I won’t let anyone die. And Superboy is essential.

Anyway, after Robin hacked the computer and got information, we all went to Cadmus to investigate. Of course, we stopped the fire and rescued those caught in the flames. Upon entering the place, Robin noticed something different about Cadmus.

"This is wrong," Robin says while working on the computer on his glove. "Just as I thought, this is a high-speed elevator. That makes no sense in a two-story building."

"Unless it’s not a two-story building," you say before watching Aqualad force the elevator doors open, revealing a huge, deep tunnel leading to multiple floors. "And that’s why they need an express elevator," you add, looking down. Robin shoots his grappling hook to the ceiling, moving his arm to hold your waist, but you unknowingly lower yourself to look into the depths, missing the small frown Robin makes before descending.

With everyone else following, you stand up, watching them go down and rolling your eyes before also descending on the wire.

"My rope ran out!" Robin warns before jumping to the door, with Aqualad following and helping Kid Flash up as well.

"Wait, where's (Hero)?" Kid Flash asks before seeing you coming down the rope and jumping to land, but slipping in the process.

"(Hero)!" Aqualad shouts before grabbing your hand and pulling you up to steady you.

"Thanks," you say, letting go before watching Robin looking at the screen.

"Ignoring security... done. Go!" With that, Aqualad opens the elevator doors, and everyone enters.

"Welcome to Project Cadmus!" Robin says before Kid Flash dashes ahead.

"Kid, wait!" Aqualad calls out before watching the boy run and slip, about to be crushed. But you are quick to pull out your yo-yo, which rapidly wraps around the boy's leg, yanking him forcefully back to safety. You quickly untie the grip, smacking the yo-yo on the boy’s head.

"Next time, don’t run like an idiot," you say before looking at the creatures passing by.

"Ouch, sorry, kitty," Kid Flash says, standing up and observing the creatures along with the others.

"Nothing strange ever happens at Cadmus, right?" Aqualad remarks before moving toward a door, with Robin hacking it again.

"Alright, I'm officially whelmed," the boy wonder says before noticing the massive glass tanks filled with electrified creatures.

"So this is how they hide this immense underground facility from the world. The real Cadmus doesn’t use standard power—it generates its own energy with these... things!" Kid Flash exclaims, pointing at the tanks.

"Wow, I had no idea, Sherlock Holmes," you say, rolling your eyes before approaching the computer.

"Let’s find out why Cadmus is creating new things," Robin says as he connects to the facility’s system.

You look around, having seen this scene more times than you can count—even your companions’ lines you know by heart.

"They call them genomorphs. Look at their traits! Super strength, telepathy, sharp claws—they’re living weapons!"

You think this at the same time Robin speaks the exact words.

"They call them genomorphs. Look at their traits! Super strength, telepathy, sharp claws—they’re living weapons!"

You mentally roll your eyes as you continue playing along with your little theater, mouthing along with your teammates.

"They’re creating an army, but for whom?" Kid Flash says, while you mimic his words with your hand, making sure your companions don’t notice—knowing that soon, someone will show up.

"Guys!"

"Wait! There’s something else: Project K-R, ultra-encrypted file, I can't..."

"Freeze!"

There he is, just as you expected—the Guardian, surrounded by G-Gnomes, looking shocked at the group.

"Wait, Robin? Aqualad? Kid Flash? (Hero)?"

You roll your eyes again as Robin whispers to KF, "At least he got your name right."

"Can we just get this over with?" you think, already fed up, gripping your yo-yo to be ready.

"Feels like I’m watching a movie for the thousandth time."

"What are you doing here?" Kid Flash asks the hero.

"I'm head of security, and you're trespassing. But we can call the Justice League—they’ll handle this."

You loosen the yo-yo string, readying yourself.

"You think the League will approve of this weapon production?" Kid Flash rebuts, making Guardian look confused.

"Weapons? What are you...?" He stops, clutching his head.

"He’s being controlled by the G-Gnome," you whisper to Aqualad, who looks at you, shocked, before hearing Guardian yell,

"Capture them now! No mercy!"

With that, you spin your yo-yo quickly. Robin hooks his cable to a beam on the ceiling. Before he leaves, he raises his hand to grab yours, but you step away to avoid the G-Gnomes—once again missing the small frown he makes before climbing up and disappearing.

Hooking your yo-yo to a beam next to Robin's, you brace yourself before turning to the remaining boys.

"Aqualad! Kid Flash!" They look at you before running your way, both grabbing onto you as you yank the yo-yo’s cord, lifting all three of you up and into the room above the fight. Once they let go, you pull your yo-yo back, wrapping it around your waist before running to join the others.

"Great teamwork, Robin!" KF says indignantly, watching him hack the elevator.

"I thought you were right behind me," the boy wonder replies before standing up and stepping into the elevator, the rest following. The doors close just before the G-Gnomes reach them.

Inside, KF looks at the window, seeing the floors rushing downward before turning to Robin in frustration.

"Dude! The exit is up!"

Robin smirks as he finishes typing on his wrist, lowering his arm to look at Kid Flash while pointing downward.

"Duh! Project Cadmus is down there—on floor 52!"

Aqualad sighs before looking down.

"Maybe we should call the Justice League. They could handle—"

"The League won’t do anything!"

You step forward, having been leaning against the elevator wall, arms crossed, your tone serious.

"And how can you be so sure?" Robin turns to look at you.

"Because..."

"Because I tested it in other timelines."

"The League is busy right now. Even if we warned them, they wouldn't do anything. They’d only investigate, and by the time they did, Cadmus would have moved, erased their tracks. Not to mention, they wouldn’t trust a bunch of teenagers who, at the start of the day, already showed defiance," you say just as the elevator dings, the doors opening.

Without hesitation, you step past the silent group.

"Then let’s finish this. If you don’t want to, go back and don’t get in my way," you say, tilting your head slightly before walking ahead.

The group stays frozen in the elevator for a moment, watching you leave. Robin then clears his throat before speaking.

"We’re already here, aren’t we?"

He dashes after you, leaving Kid Flash and Aqualad behind.

[deadhands69]

Karaoke: Jujutsu Kaisen

what happens when you go out to a karaoke bar frequented by Jujutsu Sorcerers and Curses?

Once more, I have no clue where in canon this is or what would need to happen for all of them to be in the same room and not kill each other. Anyways, you show up to a karaoke bar with your favs and here's what happens!

Satoru Gojo ♫ do you believe in love after love? ♫

Gojo is alllll over the stage and by that I mean running to every corner of the bar. If he does have a good singing voice, you'd never know it from tonight. He's singing ridiculously on purpose and using the weirdest voices he can come up with. None of the lyrics are right.

All this to get everyone else excited and out of their shells. They all laugh at him, but it works.

Songs: Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins, Believe by Cher, and Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley

Yuji Itadori ♫ don't go there 'cause you'll never return, I know you think of me when you think of her ♫

Yuji is the biggest cheerleader in the room! While he’s not the first to jump on stage and sing, he’s not shy about it. He’s also happy to join you onstage for a duet if you’re nervous.

Songs: R U Mine? by Arctic Monkeys, The Adults are Talking by The Strokes, and Dog Days by Florence + The Machine (also Welcome Home by King Diamond, not because I think he would but because I'd love to see that)

Nobara Kugisaki ♫ if you wanna run away with me, I know a galaxy and I can take you for a ride ♫

Nobara is so excited to be here, after all going to karaoke was her idea! She has four songs in already and is passing out papers, making sure you all put yours in as well.

She makes her way to the stage with a ton of energy! Nobara isn't quite dancing on the bar like Gojo, but she still puts on a show and has fun with it. Like Yuji, she'd also be happy to do a duet with you if you're nervous.

Songs: Levitating by Dua Lipa and Barracuda by Heart

Megumi Fushiguro ♫ please please please let me get what I want, lord knows it would be the first time ♫

Megumi doesn't really want to sing, but given the group, he gets pressured into it pretty quickly.

He nonchalantly walks up to the small stage and without much dancing, proceeds to sing the saddest songs he could find in the book without even realizing it. The energy of the crowd TANKS and there he is not fully noticing. Great voice though!

Songs: Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want by The Smiths, Hurt by Nine Inch Nails, and Mad World (the Gary Jules version)

Maki Zenin ♫ don't you ever say I just walked away, I will always want you ♫

Maki says she doesn't want to go out but secretly does. Sings a much cuter sweeter song that anyone expected then goes back to the table without saying a word about it. Don't worry, she's still having a lot of fun!

Song: Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus

Toge Inumaki ♫ salmon salmon saAAaaallmmmon ♫

Toge changes the lyrics to rice ball ingredients because of course he does. He has a surprisingly good voice but you're not sure if that's just the cursed energy hitting you and making you think that. 

Songs: Like a Prayer by Madonna and Africa by Toto

Aoi Todo ♫ I want you to want me, I need you to need me, I'd love you to love me ♫

Todo is also SO happy to be there. He's so excited to hype everyone up. Does a lot of duets with Yuji and dedicates anything close to a love song to Nobuko Takada.

Songs: Want You to Want Me by Cheap Trick, Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield, and Girls Girls Girls by Motley Crue

Mahito ♫ yeeeAAAAaaaAaaaEeeeaaah it's a party in the U S Aaayy ♫

Mahito doesn't know any of the songs listed but he goes with it. It's silly. He puts in way too many songs and wanders off without showing up for all of them when his name is called.

Songs: What wouldn't Mahito sing? He mostly picks girly pop songs though.

Choso ♫ show me how you do it and I promise you I promise that I'll run away with you ♫

Choso is shy about it but opens up enough to sing a song as the night goes on. I think he'd have a great voice but he would probably still sound pretty timid on stage. Maybe if you encourage him, he might sing another one!

Song: Just Like Heaven by The Cure

Toji Fushiguro ♫ not about to see your light but if you wanna find hell with me I can show you what it's like ♫

Worm duet?? Or does the worm get the cowbell?

Songs: Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult and Mother by Danzig

Sukuna came out briefly before realizing: no, he does not have any interest in this modern singing thing you’re all doing. He misses the Heian era when people did normal things like hunting their enemies for sport. The fact that none of you have been publicly executed for the crimes that are your voices is appalling to him.

He abruptly disappears as fast as he showed up, leaving Yuji massively confused while standing on stage looking like he forgot the lyrics for a few lines before trying to find his place again.

Yuta Okkotsu ♫ takkkkeee me home, I'll be gone iaddyyyaawoo hehehehe ♫

Yuta laughs more than he sings and keeps losing track of where he's at in the song. It doesn't help that Toge keeps jumping in to encourage him (the two of them definitely picked their songs together!)

Later in the evening, he gets really drunk and takes Rika out for a duet, sorry everyone - time to call it a night. 

The karaoke bar is closed.

Songs: Take On Me by a-ha and Surrender by Cheap Trick

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