#also i like the others but i RLY like these

[invisiblue]

Also felt like sharing an old list of vine that i have:

you want a treat? yas YAS

merry crisis merry crysler

1 thing worst than a rapist

mouthwash shots (luke vines)

rebecca is not what u thinking

drugs owl

run umbrella

my imortal black cat

red dress lana del rey chicken

is that a weed? Im calling the police 911

ipot microwave snoopy dog

2 bros chilling

im still a piece of garbage

the flock is in the air

pepe the frog - hello darkness my old friend

and they were roomates

Its a fucking bear (all around me are familiar...)

vaccum cleanner shes a maniac

thts free water hotel

road work a head yeah

AA AAA AAAA bateries

black panther blows paws psipsispsi

ttttttarget

hello hello hello teacher

what are those? CrocksD,

that was legitness

country boy i lov u :p

if you love me let me gooo grass

Jared 19 i dont know how 2 read

bring the beeties any thing for u beyonce

im michael with a b, where is the b?

3 dinos crawling in my skin

thx Obama

helium balloon car

helium balloon church

2 girls michael jackson walking

brandon whats num1? bitch I dont give a f

UKs look its the fucking rain

Goofy Goof wake me up

goat dont you yell at your mom

guardiam of the sand fuck off

look at this graph

fuck that shit im out

what the fuck photo/calculator in a show

im lesbian a thought u were american

This bitch is empty yeet

a piss of your water, its vodka, its vinegar

look at all of those chickens

cooking lady 2 shots of vodka

sounds trapped in your mind yoga

bible studies we're all children of jesus

lets go to the beach beach nicki minjaj

avocado guaca mole guaca guacamole

child throws doll law and order SVU

lipstick in my valentino white bag

*sneeze* nice ron

lebron james

oh drink this vodka dumbass skyy

false rat supermarket is it real

yaaa yaaahh boy basketball ball head

omg is that alowded? couple hugging

welcome to jesus line youre alive

whoever trow that paper your mom is a whore

BICTH

ADAM

we’re breaking free

little girl wii sports

birds running away from wave

jonny has 19 bootle of soup mind yo business

is that a chicken (little pig)

hurricane katrina more like hurricane tortilla

and omg colesterol

im librarian

cockroach you need jesus

i wash me in my clothes

2 free tacos

pasta in the pocket

anything better than pussy a rly good book

can i pls get a waffle

0,69 cents not enough for chicken nuggets

4 female ghostbuster feminists are over

kevin kevin watch the light dude

nacho credit card transaction complete

you mess with my truck

oriental lady with her cat

scrolling insta declaration of independence

make me yoyo man but the yoyo master

ask me what kind of tree we have

ωσω smoke

guy bottle flips glass of water

dont tell your mother DIE FOR EACH OTHER

piano SAIL

hum, shithead? Its Shafi

blink once if youre hitler omg

lollipop snake (take me away)

10M point for griffinpuff

who is that pokemon? its pikachu/ cleafary

COD: BOIII - Awekening

little dog with italian flag (italian music)

hahaha i do that

duck youre just like your father

why dont we just relax? turn on the radio

go back to sleep and starve

love yourself accept yourself

wtf kyle step the fuck up

cute carnivorous plant xtmas

little dog running sofa all around me...

jesus car take the wheel

watch your language jesus car

im 11 so shut the fuck up

round and round rihanna bathtub

how do you feel about the corner dog

its time to wake up noo penguin seadog

you have to say that youre fine

if your name is junior raise your hand

do inch worm like to party?

inch worm dancing fast

kidnaping in school its okay he woke up

little girl car its gonna eat you omg

boys gets his free taco who can say

frying pan naruto sound

2 girls dancing store alarm

i smell like beef

pumped kids vine

*mission impossible music* camera spoted

PATRICIA honey can u be quiet

jonh bbq and foot massage

my impression of britsh driver

am i a womf

hipism that was magestic

happy birthday raven i cant swin

4x4 = 16

jurassic park mom and baby screaming

sony logo

photosinthesis hacked

not being racist i love goat cheese

what a those? converse dino jurassic park

tampons? TAMPONS

oh for fuck sake oh for fuck sake

bitch call me ugly i sad bitch where? muslin

yas Yas YASSS dinos jurassic world

cat walking car horn ☆ive been feeling☆

how did u kill cap ameri? shield size of a plate

guy making phone sounds

rapper guy looking in the dictionary imposs

mission imposs little hamster

40% sale/sail music

ladie lipsinging car

u feel so nice dino toy petting real cat

little puppy runnig shoe store

guy scooter never gonna dance again

trump know a lot about truck binbinbinbin

yungman grave

Liam Neeson vine

iridocyclitis

topic out of question permission denied next

we are in this together political discurso

old lady what are they saying

shaking my head shaking my head

hey dont you want to be famous?

I should have left u... But you didnt

fuck off janet im not going to your bby shower

chillary clinton, im just chilling

any spirits here, this sounds like shakira?

10 people died in a fire last night news

verified in twitter but are u in the eyes of god

i want ro be president slavery legal again

cheerleader and mascor together

*shoot* thats why mom doesnt love u

cowgirl boot fucking bitch DISGUSTING

little kitty keyboard xxxxxxxxx

im from every continent in africa

car sound made by instrument

girl walking away kitchen dad upset

girlfriend take a real gun from game

move im gay

faces eating faces disagreeing

thats not correct according to encyclopedia...

zack stop za stop

freestyle dance teacher

rip u face off, what did he do? He f pushed me

on all levels expect physical im a wolf

we all die u either kill yourself or get killed

shaved my eyebrows i...d...k

my birthday gift on my birthday present

cheese of thruth immigrants cause cancer

guy driving dancing classic music girl filming

woman full cigarettes cherif

naruto run university

Soup for my family

[swadloom]

Youtubers who talk about silly internet holes and "cringe" art from a perspective of genuine investment and enjoyment >>>>>>> every other type of Youtuber

[roykiller07]

idk if this is a hot take or a widely shared consensus bc i havent been in the invincible fandom until like. yesterday maybe, but can i just say why is everyone suddenly so insane and stupid this season. like their level of rage and violence feels so out of character to me that when mark got all mad about darkwing and the other guy and started going crazy i was straight up convinced that they were about to reveal that overirritability was a symptom of the venom from those centipede things and i was like screaming at the tv the whole time like "why is nobody questioning the giant gaping hole in his chest with weird green goop pouring out of it" and then all of the sudden cecil was being like antagonising against mark for it and then i spent the whole episode just confused af why everyone was acting wild and rash and never using their words or brains to the point that by the end of it i had a headache. like i can reframe it in my head with analysis and stuff in retrospect in order to still be able to enjoy and appreciate the canon of a show i like, but like. rly bad first impressions anyway. i thought they were gonna pull something akin to the art gallery car in infinity train but it just never happened bwuh. and then, the argument between the guardians afterwards just worsened it all because all the dialogue felt like they were just pushing the plot forward, using it as a means to an end to get the guardians to split up, with like little to no regard for the actual characters. and also the way everyone on marks side treated him after all gave like therapyspeak joker i swear. and then the stupid ass unstoppable constant miscommunication rage kept going to with oliver because why the hell were they constantly just yelling at this kid and never putting their words together in any remotely effective way ever. yk honestly maybe its always been kinda like this but i watched it all in like 4 days so the drastic shift felt really noticable to me. idrk. explode me if im wrong

[hello-from-nrc-infirmary]

*she doesn't seem to mind the switch in topic, carrying on much like a river winding through the land*

I don't like eating green things either, so like, we're totally on the same page! I did see this super cute shaved ice stand near the beach! Are you okay with frozen treats? They can be like super mild with flavoring!

*she giggles and casually steps of the cliff, seeming to float as she holds a hand out to Cassimir*

Gliding and other means like totally work too! Like, i can only hover for a bit so I'll hit the ground eventually but like it's totally fun to feel the air around you for a bit! I can't use my UM here, so like... I only have this but it's totally worth it!

(✨thread that is continuation of my prev Cas Drabble! Feel free to join in)

Casimir was oddly silent as he trudged through the hallways of NRC. It was not every day that the first year was quiet, especially not to this degree.

He still held his typical posture, though, head held high and body facing out, even if his movements were slow and heavy.

He clearly did not want to be out today, but he understood that class waited for no one.

[m-inntii]

phaideiphaideiphaideiphaide- (hsr 3.1 spoilers, ofc)

these two have me on a chokehold. like jesus christ jsut kiss already

first line into the story and Mydei is already worrying about Phainon. then 15 minutes later their back to acting like p(r)etty children. and then their fighting together. my lord these two…

anyway major spoilers for 3.1 this point on!! don’t say i didn’t warn ya!

okay analysis mode on *pushes up non-existent glasses*: firstly, the trial. We know that Strife (i forgot it’s name okay leave me alone) purposely takes advantage of people’s worst fears and uses it against them- so notice how one of the thing Strife says is that Phainon died? One of Mydei’s fears, out of all people, is Phainon dying.

and yet, even after that, Mydei STILL trust Phainon, and firmly believes that he’s still alive. He still fully trust in Phainon’s capability to survive. i mean that’s a level a trust you don’t find easily. and that cutscene too- like, that “found you”? helloo?? we’re right here??? get a room please???

also, note that Algaea’s plan to make Mydei obtain the core flame was by putting Phainon in danger so mydei would go and save, let that sink in. Algaea’s, the women who’s supposed to be the leader of the chryso heirs and is supposed to be rly smart (although she had made a bunch of pretty stupid moves 💀) plan to get Mydei to take the core flame was putting Phainon, out of all people, in danger…bit gay huh (this one was brought by another tumblr post)

Case 2: their last convo. i mean, Mydei chose out of all people, to have Phainon, accompany him on on the last part of his journey. Also, not him using his last conversation with Phainon not mainly for himself, but to comfort Phainon…

also that “in the next life come visit my library” He’s never shown offering anyone else that, nor even talking about anything relating to meeting in the next life. It’s only towards phainon he said shit like this like- omfg just kiss already

*pulls down glasses* anyway, for some other ones that i wanted to stand alone by themselves cause their specific scene didn’t have much other to put: Phainon bringing up Mydei is almost every other conversation after he left, Mydei telling Phainon and Phainon only about his weak spot, that sauna battle which i have avoided out of fear of comment sections, and some other stuff i probably forgot

dear lord these two need to kiss already i’m crying. how much has Mihoyo been fueling this shit like

Edit: BRO MYDEI’S HAS AN ENTIRE SECTION IN THE WIRD BOOK TALKING ABT PHAINON LIKE- JESUS THEIR BOTH SO OBSSED WITH EACH OTHER

[psychoslvts]

SIZE KINK

feeling how small you are in their arms. fitting your head in the crook of their neck. putting your hand in theirs and seeing the difference. looking at each other together and feeling like a real little girl.

also! having to reach up to kiss them. feeling how easy it is for them to toss you around. seeing the imprint of them inside of you through your stomach. being trapped however they want to bc theyre so much bigger and stronger.

tbh ive always had a size kink n my ex was ab the same height as me and i didnt care cause like i was in love w the mf but holy shit ive gotten w tall guys and i cant go back bro i rly js cant holy fuck its amazing anyway idk what this is but ive been neglecting my tumblr so heres some shit thats been floating around in my head

[mediumgayitalian]

jackie we miss you!!! hope ur doing well!!

okay HI GUYS i am finally for the first time in months looking thru my inbox. i am doing this while the gr 5 class i am supplying for goes wild around me lol. they have a free period and they are Noisy kids.

SO. hiatus! i did go on a hiatus. i did not announce it because i did not rly intend to bug off, but i got cramped at work and then i was just tired all the time and i wasn't writing and anything i WAS writing was awful, and i lost confidence, and i stopped writing for months. it was heartbreaking! it has made it harder to enjoy the beautiful world around me.

BUT! ive nearly finished my first year of teachers college and i have made so many friends this year and have been able to, for the most part, handle my stressors with some degree of tact and maturity, and most of all i missed writing like a hole in my side, so regardless of whether or not i feel like i CAN still write i have returned.

now. will this daily posting thing last?? i don't know. i don't want to make promises, because i'm genuinely not sure. i am not as lonely as i was when i first started writing and i have other things now to fill my time and mind; i have fewer ideas now that i'm not dumping one hundred percent of my creative energy into making stories. i would like for this to last! i would like to finish all the fics i started last year and maybe even start some new ones; i would also love to be able to write all 100 prompts of the 100 ways series. that would be cool. for now the goal is to keep posting, but i'm not stressing myself out about it. if that makes sense.

what about fic rec fridays?? will they return? well, that i'm actually not too sure about. one of the biggest reasons i've been so bereft of ideas for the past while is because i haven't been READING anything. i'm not sure why! i've read the actual series a few times in the last year but fanfiction -- and i mean any fanfiction -- hasn't been able to hold my attention, for the first time of my life. it's kind of devastating and i'm not sure why but i really truly hope i get over it soon, because i know everyone has been writing and doing amazing things and i want to be involved (all this to say -- if you have any stellar recs, i'd appreciate them! i'm having trouble finding stuff on my own). right now i'm just re-reading stuff from years and years ago; if i start regularly reading fic again i will start recommending things again.

a very long, rambly message to say: hi everyone! i've missed you! i'm excited to be back, and thanks for being patient with me!

[staytiny-dreams]

hey best friend beomgyu part ii (c.bg x reader)

parings: loser! choi beomgyu x loser! reader

genre: social media! au (and some written), fluff, a little bit of angst but not rly, best friends to lovers

warnings: girlfriend used again (apologies, my fics tend to be a little self indulgent), still losers with no friends

sc: 6 / wc: 1k

note: sorry this took a while, with zb1 comeback and classes starting back up again i've been tired as shit. also i wasn't sure how to format the ss with the writing so let me know what you think :) there will probs be one more little bonus part to this story 🧡

your stomach twisted as you approached your front door.

beomgyu hadn’t said anything all day after you had revealed to him that you actually had been upset when he cancelled on dinner the other night.

you know you’re allowed to feel upset but you didn’t really want to turn this into a big deal, or make beomgyu feel bad since you had technically told him it was okay.

but keeping it inside was eating at you, and you knew talking it out would be the healthy thing to do.

except beomgyu didn’t seem to want to talk, beyond admitting that he messed up. there wasn’t even a real apology.

“maybe i should call him,” you mutter to yourself as you close and lock your front door behind you.

“call who?” you squeal and whip around as beomgyu’s question fills the room.

“beomgyu, what the fuck?” you exclaim, and only after your heartbeat slows do you notice the dimmed lights and the soft rock playing quietly from the radio.

“what are you doing here?”

beomgyu doesn’t say much, but pulls out a small bouquet of flowers. white orchids and stargazer lilies, smaller flowers and delicate leaves peek through the large petals all wrapped in white cellophane tied together with a pretty pink ribbon.

your heartbeat begins to pick back up, reaching out to take the flowers from the man who wears a guilty grimace.

with the flowers in your embrace, he ushers you into the dining room with a gentle hand on your back.

you’re met with lit candles and a set table, the sweet scent of roast vegetables fills the room.

“dinner’s just in the oven still.” he finally speaks and you turn back to face him where he stands at the doorway.

for what you think is the first time in your life, you feel somewhat awkward around beomgyu.

“why are you standing there like you’re afraid of me? come inside.” you urge. the distance he kept from you felt like it stretched for miles and despite being upset, you just wanted him back by your side.

“y/n i’m sorry. i’m so fucking sorry.” he says, taking a few strides towards you.

“no, beomgyu i told you it’s my fault. if i wanted you there i should have said no when you called and asked to stay with heeseung.”

he puts his hands on your shoulders, his touch so warm you can feel it through your shirt. his big doe eyes stare imploringly into your own. you think, if you looked long enough, you could see every emotion of his, every thought, spilling out of the galaxy swirling in his eyes.

“no baby, i was wrong. i should have never put you on the spot like that and i should never have prioritised heeseung over plans we had already made. especially meeting your parents.”

you agree with what he is saying. he was wrong, but for some reason the guilt still weighs heavy on your chest.

unable to face his intensity head on, you break eye contact and look down to the flowers you still cradle in your arms.

“yeah. you were kind of a jerk, weren’t you?”

“a big time jerk, baby. i’m so sorry. i was just excitable and hyped up and i wasn’t thinking.” one of his hands slides from your shoulder to your face, urging you to look at him again.

“i think my thought process was that i’d already met your parents before,”

“but not as my boyfriend, gyu!” you cut him off and despite the shrill tone of your voice, the tension in beomgyu’s body finally loosens.

you called him gyu.

“i know, you’re right. neither of those things are an excuse. i need to show up when i say i’m going to. let me make it up to you, angel?”

you look down at the flowers in your arms, thumb brushing over a large, pointed petal.

“well it seems like you’re fully aware of the problem here… and they are really pretty flowers…” you mumble shyly, beomgyu’s gaze still bores into you with a sincerity and an urgency you’ve never felt from him before.

“and i’ve made your favourite dinner, and we’ll reschedule dinner with your parents, okay baby? and i'll pay.” both his hands shift down to your waist and your face heats up at the action.

“you don’t have to do that, gyu.”

“but i want to, baby. it’s not just you i have to make it up to. i owe your parents an apology as well.”

a smile finally breaks out on your cheeks at the full feeling in your heart.

“i accept your apology, gyu. i love you.” you look up at him, eyes sparkling with tears as the day's emotions rise up in your throat.

“i love you too, angel.” pulling your body flush against his own, and crushing some flowers in the process, he presses his lips to yours.

you melt into him, all the guilt, all the worry and any residual frustration seeping out of you, leaving you all but boneless against him.

it doesn’t matter though because his grip is tight as he holds you up, and his lips chase yours relentlessly at the slightest separation.

only when his lungs were burning did he finally pull away, resting his forehead rest against your own.

“but, angel you know you can talk to boyfriend beongyu when you’re upset with him right? i always want you to feel like you can come to me. best friend beomgyu is for the trivial stuff like when i chew too loud. if you're really upset, baby, tell me. okay?”

“i know. you’re right, i just… didn’t know how to bring it up. i thought you might be upset since i changed my mind.”

“no, sweetheart. i should never have asked to cancel in the first place, but even then, you’re allowed to change your mind about whether you’re upset or not. your feelings aren’t less valid just because they came on later.”

you stare at him in awe for a moment, searching his eyes, gaze flicking down to his lips for a split second. then you grab his neck and pull him to meet your lips once again.

“what was that for?” he asks when you

“emotional intelligence is so hot.“

beomgyu throws his head back in a laugh, caught off guard by your bold flirt.

“wow. you’re such a loser.” he grins, poking your side playfully.

“well, yeah. i think we’ve long established that.” you shrug, leaning back in to kiss your loser once more.

(part i) (part iii)

[alicentsgf]

I feel like adult Lottie's main purpose in the story was to re-introduce crazy cult stuff back into the group, and she'd already fulfilled that purpose, so

I would be curious what other people saw her doing for the story going forward, because I totally agree with you. I think shes fulfilled her purpose as a character by bringing them all together and getting them to have conversations they otherwise never would have had. She also sparked callies curiosity and desire to know more about shauna/the yellowjackets in general. and now she can impact the story further by being the catalyst for callie really beginning to question what shaunas truly capable of. We see callie in the trailer wondering if her mom is in a fact a bad person, which leads me to believe Callie is going to wonder if Shauna is responsible for lotties death, and thats going to spark an evolution in both characters.

As much as people maybe dont acknowledge it, if this show has a main character its Shauna. we'll likely start and end the show with her, and its the question her true nature thats at the core of this season, so it has to be addressed in both timelines. lotties death suddenly makes it very difficult for shauna to avoid certain truths because callie will now just keep digging until she finds them. personally i think if thats the case then yeah this death rly did have to happen now, as much as i would have loved more of adult lottie

[applejongho]

so now that I've listened to like every single song a billion times today, I am a silver light, emergency, we know, crazy form, and arriba lady 🫡

[mintaii]

drops them in a gothic horror au

[palarien]

sketched this out at jury duty actually

[hinamie]

*catboys ur shounen protag*

[ale-arro]

been going a little bit insane about this sentence from Ace by Angela Chen for the past week

[bacchuschucklefuck]

january month of yuugi

[wardingshout]

Zelda goes mushroom girl