#also hopper can u adopt me to pls

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I watched the first two seasons of Stranger Things, so here's my review (i guess)

ahem

*inspects notes*

a hot mess

*bows*

that is all thank u

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Things I would like to happen in ST S5 (warning for s4 spoilers);

Vecna thinking that finally Will Byers is by his side just to get backstabbed, showing how important Will is to the plot

Will getting over Mike finally after adressing his feelings. Mike has been a douchebag w/o reason to him and only him and he doesn't deserve Will, or at least not in this timeline.

The "Eddie is an UpsideDown survivor" theory, or at least the reaction of the party members when they knew Eddie was dead.

Max dying bc they should just leave her rest in peace pls, she has been into so much and I loved her character development in s4 a lot. I don't know what she would do being this hurt physically. Also letters reveal maybe(???

On the other hand, Max being alive and giving her a happy closure would be less realistic but beautiful. U know, showing people that traumatized kids can be happy at the end even if it's the 80s(???

Mike's pov on basically everything bc I don't understand a thing about him anymore, what changed between s2 and s3??? I'd love to see Mike being other thing that just El's boyfriend, like he was in s1 or smth, having GREAT ideas and becoming the brain to end Vecna. I miss so much that caring and soft-but-sassy Mike:(

Jane breaking up with Mike (she dumping his ass again basically) bc she is SO badass and her being independent is always cool for her character, like HAVE YOU SEEN HER THIS SEASON VOL.1?!?!! She's freaking strong and I love her taking the lead in her own life

Jancy telling eachother the truth, my god they are my favourite ship bc of their chemistry and mutual appreciation and I HATE watching them lying like that :( I'm kinda biased in this but jancy together again, finally resolving their differences and keeping their relationship even if they go to different universities would be SO cute

Dustin and Suzie together(?? Idk how this could happen, maybe Suzie on a countryside trip to Hawkins in order to investigate or smth, she would be really helpful.

Hopper and Joyce taking some time away of the main storyline and becoming the chill parents all the Byers deserve. They are SO tired and have been put into too much pls they are old, let them rest a little

Steve getting no bitches, he being a single dad is cute and I think it works for him. Seeing him in the timeskip with four or five adopted children would make me cry of happiness.

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OKAY HERE ARE MY MANY THOUGHTS MOSTLY BASED AROUND ELEVEN FOR THIS SEASON 

SHE WAS SO DISTRESSED WHEN SHE LOST MIKE AND EVERYONE SHE WAS FREAKING OUT SO BAD MY POOR DAUGHTER

SHE HONESTLY THOUGHT MIKE HATED HER AND TURNED HER IN BC HE WAS ANGRY SHE LEFT AND I WILL NOT GET OVER THAT

SHE WAS IN THE WOODS FOR AT LEAST A MONTH MAN A MONTH OR MORE and okay like she hurt that guy ??? and the mount of guilt she feels over that ??? she is not okay with it she does not want to hurt people she probably feels so guilty

HOPPER AND ELEVEN omFG I NEEDED THIS SO MUCH IN MY LIFE hes such a dad for her and she loves him so much and he loves her he wants to keep her safe and i am a mess

SHE WANTED TO GO TRICK OR TREATING IM CRY

okay hopper i know u only wear ur police uniform but pls dress el better thank u

things i called : eleven likes to sit and watch movies all day bc thats how she learns. eleven has a fucking massive sweet tooth. her powers are connected to her emotions

eleven is a stickler for being on time im

SHE SO SMART SHE LEARNS SO FAST SHES LIKE TALKING SO WELL IM SO PROUD OF MY DAUGHTER

SHE WENT TO MIKE EVERY DAY I I CANNOT SHE MISSED HER FRIENDS SO MUCH SO MUCH and she keeps track of the days via miKE IM

I DID NOT EXPECT ELEVEN TO HOLD GRUDGES THO SHE HAS SUCH A TEMPER AND SHE WAS EBING SUCH A MOODY TEENAGER MY CHILD SHE ALSO HAS SUCH A TEMPER ???? IM

i was still shitty that hopper kept her in the cabin like i get ur trying to protect her but like its just a nicer lab pls the girl needs to get out im not okay

HOPPER PUT THE EGGOS IN A LOCK BOX BC HE KNEW SHED EAT THEM ALL I CRY also she hates normal food i cant even

eleven asking about her mom and hopper lying im i mean he didnt technically lie terry was kinda gone for him but still

also eleven is aparently the jealous type ????? she was so angry at max and im ??? no i want them to be friends i need them to be friends 

when she called hopper papa im like that is the worst insult she can give im crying eleven was so upset and he just pushed it which is a typical parent move when u dont understand and im just eleven my poor daughtr she thought mike had replaced her and he didnt want her anhmore and she was so upset and im nope

also shes gonna have everyone call her jane now 

also eleven is french not russian or maybe she is from russia i could place terry’s accent

UM OKAY rememebet that one scene in the first movie when will vanished before her eyes and she thought she had lost him and he was dead GUYS IT HAPPENED TO BOTH TERRY AND MIKE THIS TIME AND ELEVEN WAS SO FREAKED OUT BC SHE LOOSES CONTACT AND SHE DOESNT KNOW WHATS HAPPENED AND IM NOT OKAY WITH THAT

side note : there was so much mike / will in this season and im so happy they focused on their friendship even though mike was depressed and kinda an asshole to max like he doesnt want to forget el but im off track so much mike & will im so happy

THE GIRL DOESNT KNOW HOW TO KNOCK IM

PRETTY SHE CALLS THE BEAR PRETTY MMMMM

ngl eleven is a bit bratty wow but she was having a rough week we gonna give her some slack for that

okay so they were allowed to socialize in the lab when they were younger until they took eleven away and ???? mmmmm

FUCK BRENNER

HOPPER LOVES HER SO MUCH IT MAKES ME SO FBEUIFBJEI

take note, eleven hates peas

okay okay so do the test subjects all have some kind of mental connection like obvi not v strong but eleven was able to sense eight without going fully into the void s o ????

mouth breather will forever be her favorite insult

um okay pls give me a verse where eleven chose to stay with the outcasts bc !!!!! the shit also puNK JANE AU

JANE IS SO FULL OF ANGER AT SO MUCH AND SHE JUST BOTTLED IT UP AND NO ONE ASKED HER ABOUT IT AND EIGHT ALMOST HAD HER BUT JANE HAS SUCH A HEART THAT SHE CANT BE LIKE 8 AND IM JUST THAT ENTIRE EPISODE I WAS SO PROUD OF MY GIRL SHE LEARNED TO CONTROL HER ANGER AND SHE ALWAYS PUTS HER FRIENDS FIRST EVEN WHEN SHES NOT HELPING HERSELF AND I LOVE HER BC SHE IS INFACT SELFLESS BUT SHES ALSO A CHILD AND IM NOT OKAY

she still fears brenner the most out of anything she is not okay with him she is so glad he’s dead

BITCHIN BITCHIN BITCHIN

JANE “ELEVEN” IVES/HOPPER LOVES HER FRIENDS SO MUCH SHE IS WILLING TO DIE FOR THEM AND IM NOT OKAY BUT I ALSO LOVE HER

side note : BOB DIDNT DESERVE ANY OF THIS IM FUCKING OUT

MIKE SEEING JANE FOR THE FIRST TIME IM ACTUALLY A MESS THEY WERE BOTH SO HAPPY TO FINALLY SEE EACH OTHER SHE LOVES AND VALUES HIM SO MUCH

she poked dustins front teeth im crying

I NEED MAX AND JANE TO BE FRIENDS FIGHT ME

MORE HOPPER AND JANE I CANT

sara and jane would have made the best sisters okay and hopper would have loved both his daughters im crying he lovES HER SO MUCH

PTSD PTSD PTSD

another thing i called : ELEVEN LOVES HOLDING HANDS

JANE HOPPER IM SO DEAD 

SHE LOOKED SO PRETTY AND IM ACTUALLY A MESS “ u look beautiful “ MIKE UR PRECIOUS

CAN U BELIEVE THIS ENDED SO HAPPY SHE GOT TO GO TO A DANCE AND SEE EHR FRIENDS AND SHE GOT ADOPTED BY HOPPER THIS WAS THE BEST OUTCOME FOR HER IM SO HAPPY