#also holy shit 42 votes on my poll

[starsifter]

Starlight Glimmer in my infection au :d

I wanted to keep the design relatively simplistic =p

[emperorundying]

TLT Dashboard Simulator- Pt 5

💀 drearybruh Follow

10,000 y/o lyctor gf who exclusively calls me 'lovey': Ugh they're still debating the ethics of using cavaliers as a resource to suck dry, I can't deal with this empire today.

me [heard 'suck dry cavaliers' and got so hard i got nauseous]: I think I hauve devils in me

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omg guys im so sorry ive been MIA!!! the alexandrite id been talking about won custody over our baby so i had a bit of a crisis about my future on the fifth house alone and loved only by the spirits. and then of course i visit the third over vacation and get roped into a multi-week bender [have u ever snorted dried marrow? life changing] and then i was lost on the third for likeeeee four days and had to find my way back through hitchhiking and bartering with my own blood.

but i promise ill update my Joy/Patience/Duty threesome fic soon :333

#rpf #munposting #EEEEEEE GET EXCITED GUYS #joy strap time? joy strap time.... #i see ur messages in the askbox and i super appreciate them btw but i cant justify answering all of them #BUT I SEE U AND I LOVE U <33

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SKELETAL SYSTEM BRACKET ROUND 3 GROUP A

We had two ties last round [within a margin of error of .1%!!] , so we decided it would make the most sense to make this a four-way poll. Propaganda:

Occipital Bone: do you want an unprotected cerebellum??? the infernal surface is groovy af, and all the nuchal lines are actually goated. are u seriously going to look me in the eyes and tell me the three-part bone of all time [father son and holy spirit, anyone?] can even be stepped to by some normie basic bone shit???????? cmon..... [via. @skullfuckbonegod]

Fibula: VOTE FIBULA!!!! bone with a best friend <3 Tibia already got out round 1 so its ur legal duty to stand up for its legbestie... also my hounds r named Fibula and Tibia and theyre adorbsies [via. @sodiumradiation]

Thoracic Vertibrae: twelve bones. twelve bones, one combined goal: fuck shit up, take names, keep that back backing. least commonly injured part of the spine for a reason. its built different. this shit protects ur spinal cord, provides attachments to your ribs, supports your chest and abdomen, and literally lets yr body move. objective best bones. [via. @ithinkthereforisam]

Scalpula: Scapula sweep!! Those are your angel wings. Watching your Cavs shoulder blades move under their skin while they carry a big sword is the best part of being a necro. They're also just such a good plane of bone they're perfect for breaking up into little pieces for bone adepts to store in their pockets. Also the attachment point for a bunch of muscles!!and the yummy little joint cavity… [via. @kavkisser]

#polls #tumblr polls #skeletal system #tibia #fibula #vertebrae #scalpula

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ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE EMPEROR HASN'T COMMENTED ON HIS FIRST AND SECOND'S SAINTS DISAPPEARANCES

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For my Edenite followers this is like if gun disappeared

#ARE THEY DEAD??? #Bro r we upping the fascism factor #STAFF THAT TAG IS A JOKE. I WOULD NEVER DREAM OF INSURGENCY

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I swear they're like the septum piercing havers of cavaliering 😭😭😭

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Ah. So you're unable to handle the pressures which are expected of the average Eighth House devotee, and as such, fall back upon insecure insults. Get a life + Praying for you + L.

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holy shit tower prince announcement this is crazy. liveblog time

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TRANSMASC AWE??????????

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NOT YET BUT WE ALWAYS COME BACK

[mythcaels-a]

Okay so as you know, I had a poll running to see if my canons & ocs should be merged back into one blog. Well after 42 votes ( holy shit btw ) merging them back together and on this blog won.

So I’ve got to decide if I’m just pulling the canons that were found on @paetal or if I want to pull my muses I had from @henshn & @nindoes too and have them all in one place.

I haven’t started the process of pulling the canons here yet but I’m going to merge the muses yeah, I am a dork of my word and whatever won the poll was what I’d go with but, the biggest thing about this is that my ocs will ALWAYS come before canons. I will prioritize threads with ocs, asks with ocs, plotting for ocs before I will my canons because my canons muses can be really fucking fickle sometimes.

So should I also pull the toku & nart muses here too? I just want opinions & such because my head is quite literally always mush.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

A Series of Unfortunate Events - Hogwarts Sorting Poll Results

I recently tallied up the poll I released to see what majority opinions were on character sortings for the ASOUE characters. (I also have a Losers Club one still open and results for the Stranger Things one already released)

This results post is at a total of 154 responses (which... HOLY SHIT, thank you all so much, aaah!). If there’s more responses later, I may do an update! Also might re-start the poll when the final season is released. I will try to keep my personal opinions out of this, we’ll see how that goes. 

Also, warning: If you have not read the books and only watch the show, MAJOR SPOILERS will be included in this post and you may want to skip it. 

So, without further ado, let’s see what everyone thinks!

Violet Baudelaire - Winner: Slytherin

With a total of 154 responses, Violet received 78 votes for Slytherin (50.6%), 38 votes for Ravenclaw (24.7%), 35 votes for Gryffindor (22.7%), and 3 votes for Hufflepuff (1.9%). 

Violet’s Slytherin Traits: Resourceful, Clever, Determined, Fraternal, Achievement-Oriented, Strong Leader

Klaus Baudelaire - Winner: Ravenclaw

With a total of 154 responses, Klaus received 85 votes for Ravenclaw (55.2%), 65 votes for Hufflepuff (42.2%), 3 votes for Slytherin (1.9%), and 1 vote for Gryffindor (0.6%). 

Klaus’s Ravenclaw Traits: Intelligent, Wise, Witty, Creative, Accepting, Logical

Sunny Baudelaire - Winner: Gryffindor

With a total of 154 responses, Sunny received 106 votes for Gryffindor (68.8%), 32 votes for Slytherin (20.8%), 14 votes for Hufflepuff (9.1%), and 2 votes for Ravenclaw (1.3%). 

Sunny’s Gryffindor Traits: Daring, Brave, Courageous, Loyal, Reckless, Disregard for Rules

More under the cut!

Count Olaf - Winner: Slytherin 

With a total of 132 responses, Olaf received 72 votes for Slytherin (54.5%), 43 votes for Ravenclaw (32.6%), 10 votes for Gryffindor (7.6%), and 7 votes for Hufflepuff (5.3%).

Olaf’s Slytherin Traits: Cunning, Ambitious, Self-Preserving, Confident, Achievement-Oriented

Lemony Snicket - Winner: Ravenclaw 

With a total of 116 responses, Lemony received 59 votes for Ravenclaw (50.9%), 23 votes for Slytherin (19.8%), 23 votes for Hufflepuff (19.8%), adn 11 votes for Gryffindor (9.5%). 

Lemony’s Ravenclaw Traits: Intelligent, Wise, Created, Talented, Diligent, Logical

Duncan Quagmire - Winner: Hufflepuff  

With a total of 146 responses, Duncan received 97 votes for Hufflepuff (66.4%), 36 votes for Ravenclaw (24.7%), and 13 votes for Gryffindor (8.9%). 

Duncan’s Hufflepuff Traits: Loyal, Dedicated, Kind, Hard Working, Accepting

Isadora Quagmire - Winner: Gryffindor 

With a total of 145 responses, Isadora received 60 votes for Gryffindor (41.4%), 55 votes for Ravenclaw (37.9%), 24 votes for Hufflepuff (16.6%), and 6 votes for Slytherin (4.1%). 

Isadora’s Gryffindor Traits: Brave, Courageous, Daring, Heroic

Quigley Quagmire - Winner: Gryffindor 

With a total of 123 responses, Quigley received 44 votes for Gryffindor (35.8%), 43 votes for Hufflepuff (35%), 23 votes for Ravenclaw (18.7%), and 13 votes for Slytherin (10.6%). 

Quigley’s Gryffindor Traits: Daring, Courageous, Chivalrous, Reckless, Self-Righteous

Fiona Widdershins - Winner: Slytherin 

With a total of 76 responses, Fiona received 33 votes for Slytherin (43.4%), 24 votes for Ravenclaw (31.6%), 10 votes for Hufflepuff (13.2%), and 9 votes for Gryffindor (11.8%). 

Fiona’s Slytherin Traits: Fraternal, Clever, Resourceful, Determined, Confident, Strong Leader

Carmelita Spats - Winner: Gryffindor 

With a total of 149 responses, Carmelita received 78 votes for Gryffindor (52.3%), 63 votes for Slytherin (42.3%), and 8 votes for Hufflepuff (5.4%). 

Carmelita’s Gryffindor Traits: Daring, Brave, Arrogant, Reckless, Short-Tempered, Disregard for Rules

Arthur Poe - Winner: Hufflepuff 

With a total of 84 responses, Mr. Poe received 47 votes for Hufflepuff (56%), 25 votes for Slytherin (29.8%), 8 votes for Ravenclaw (9.5%), and 4 votes for Gryffindor (4.8%). 

Poe’s Hufflepuff Traits: Fair, Hardworking, Dedicated, Tolerant

The Hook-Handed Man/Fernald Widdershins - Winner: Hufflepuff 

With a total of 92 responses, Fernald received 62 votes for Hufflepuff (67.4%), 17 votes for Slytherin (18.5%), 12 votes for Gryffindor (13%) and 1 vote for Ravenclaw (1.1%). 

Fernald’s Hufflepuff Traits: Loyal, Dedicated, Patient, Honest, Fair

Justice Strauss - Winner: Hufflepuff 

With a total of 137 responses, Justice Strauss received 85 votes for Hufflepuff (62%), 39 votes for Ravenclaw (28.5%), 10 votes for Gryffindor (7.3%), and 3 votes for Slytherin (2.2%). 

Justice Strauss’s Hufflepuff Traits: Fair, Just, Patient, Dedicated, Kind

Monty Montgomery - Winner: Slytherin 

With a total of 151 responses, Monty received 68 votes for Slytherin (45%), 32 votes for Ravenclaw (21.2%), 29 votes for Gryffindor (19.2%), and 22 votes for Hufflepuff (14.6%). 

Monty’s Slytherin Traits: Clever, Resourceful, Fraternal, Ambitious, Confident

Josephine Anwhistle - Winner: Gryffindor 

With a total of 148 responses, Josephine received 99 votes for Gryffindor (66.9%), 28 votes for Ravenclaw (18.9%), 15 votes for Hufflepuff (10.1%), and 6 votes for Slytherin (4.1%). 

Josephine’s Gryffindor Traits: Brave, Daring, Courageous, Heroic

Esme Squalor - Winner: Slytherin 

With a total of 123 responses, Esme received 111 votes for Slytherin (90.2%), 7 votes for Gryffindor (5.7%), 3 votes for Ravenclaw (2.4%), and 2 votes for Hufflepuff (1.6%). 

Esme’s Slytherin Traits: Ambitious, Resourceful, Cunning, Determined, Self-Preserving, Shrewd

Olivia Caliban (Book) - Winner: Ravenclaw 

With a total of 101 responses, Book!Olivia received 47 votes for Ravenclaw (46.5%), 27 votes for Slytherin (26.7%), 15 votes for Gryffindor (14.9%), and 12 votes for Hufflepuff (11.9%). 

Olivia’s Ravenclaw Traits: Intelligent, Creative, Original, Diligent

Olivia Caliban (Show) - Winner: Ravenclaw 

With a total of 111 responses, Show!Olivia received 59 votes for Ravenclaw (53.2%), 28 votes for Gryffindor (25.2%), 17 votes for Hufflepuff (15.3%), and 7 votes for Slytherin (6.3%). 

Olivia’s Ravenclaw Traits: Accepting, Original, Creative, Talented, Individual

Captain Widdershins - Winner: Gryffindor 

With a total of 73 responses, Widdershins received 32 votes for Gryffindor (43.8%), 20 votes for Slytherin (27.4%), 15 votes for Hufflepuff (20.5%), and 6 votes for Ravenclaw (8.2%). 

Widdershins’s Gryffindor Traits: Daring, Brave, Reckless, Arrogant

Kit Snicket - Winner: Slytherin 

With a total of 134 responses, Kit received 68 votes for Slytherin (50.7%), 49 votes for Gryffindor (36.6%), 11 votes for Ravenclaw (8.2%), and 6 votes for Hufflepuff (4.5%). 

Kit’s Slytherin Traits: Clever, Resourceful, Fraternal, Ambitious, Cunning, Achievement-Oriented

Dewey Denouement - Winner: Ravenclaw 

With a total of 80 responses, Dewey received 29 votes for Ravenclaw (36.3%), 22 votes for Gryffindor (27.5%), 22 votes for Hufflepuff (27.5%), and 7 votes for Slytherin (8.8%). 

Dewey’s Ravenclaw Traits: Intelligent, Creative, Wise, Witty, Accepting

Friday Caliban - Winner: Hufflepuff 

With a total of 56 responses, Friday received 29 votes for Hufflepuff (51.8%), 17 votes for Gryffindor (30.4%), 5 votes for Ravenclaw (8.9%), and 5 votes for Slytherin (8.9%). 

Friday’s Hufflepuff Traits: Fair, Patient, Loyal, Friendly, Kind, Dedicated

Ishmael - Winner: Slytherin 

With a total of 64 responses, Ishmael received 42 votes for Slytherin (65.6%), 8 votes for Ravenclaw (12.5%), 8 votes for Hufflepuff (12.5%), and 6 votes for Gryffindor (9.4%). 

Ishmael’s Slytherin Traits: Ambitious, Clever, Cunning, Self-Preserving, Strong Leader

Beatrice Baudelaire - Winner: Gryffindor 

With a total of 83 responses, Beatrice received 43 votes for Gryffindor (51.8%), 21 votes for Ravenclaw (25.3%), 17 votes for Slytherin (20.5%), and 2 votes for Hufflepuff (2.4%). 

Beatrice’s Gryffindor Traits: Brave, Courageous, Daring, Reckless, Heroic

Bertrand Baudelaire - Winner: Gryffindor 

With a total of 74 responses, Bertrand received 26 votes for Gryffindor (35.1%), 24 votes for Ravenclaw (32.4%), 19 votes for Hufflepuff (25.7%), and 5 votes for Slytherin (6.8%). 

Bertrand’s Gryffindor Traits: Brave, Daring, Chivalrous, Heroic

Jacquelyn Scieszka - Winner: Slytherin 

With a total of 144 responses, Jacquelyn received 73 votes for Slytherin (50.7%), 58 votes for Gryffindor (40.3%), 11 votes for Ravenclaw (7.6%), and 2 votes for Hufflepuff (1.4%). 

Jacquelyn’s Slytherin Traits: Resourceful, Cunning, Determined, Shrewd, Fraternal

Larry Your-Waiter - Winner: Hufflepuff 

With a total of 143 responses, Larry received 108 votes for Hufflepuff (75.5%), 23 votes for Gryffindor (16.1%), 9 votes for Ravenclaw (6.3%), and 3 votes for Slytherin (2.1%). 

Larry’s Hufflepuff Traits: Dedicated, Loyal, Hardworking, Kind, Tolerant

Beatrice Snicket - Winner: Gryffindor 

And finally, with a total of 74 responses, Beatrice received 29 votes for Gryffindor (39.2%), 17 votes for Ravenclaw (23%), 15 votes for Hufflepuff (20.3%), and 13 votes for Slytherin (17.6%). 

Beatrice’s Gryffindor Traits: Brave, Daring, Loyal, Courageous, Heroic

Final Tally

Gryffindors: Nine

Ravenclaws: Five

Hufflepuffs: Six

Slytherins: Eight