#also fuck you

[zhimi2]

Just a dumb little doodle, in my brain, in my heart of hearts, theyd get along....

[sayingyournames]

I loved al of the Black Brothers interactions in You Wouldn’t Like Me and I iwsh that there was more of it, it feels like they didn’t get a chance to really reconnect or talk about anything. Very unresolved :(

well fuck me, i guess, for writing a fun little ‘slice of life’ fic that isn’t meant to resolve every single gd damn detail and plot point for you. y’all are so good at backhanded compliments it’s honestly incredible. like, do you have rocks for brains? what is happening.

draw your own conclusions about what happens with the two of them, and read the work as i intended which is to have a hopeful, open ending.

[loadedberetta]

this was supposed to be a part of a bigger plot. even an oc, but I scapped the idea, I got stuck at like 20k, with a pile of shit for a story which I will not let any of you read, like ever. (maybe in fragments but no promises)

but, these few lines deserve to make it out of wip hell

light ghoap vibes on Alone with a Reader insert

light swearing, reference to sex under the cut

11/3/2022 0030

Ghost looked outside his burrow when the wind picked up for a moment, surveying the city from above. It was one of the few radio silences he and Soap shared, while he mentored him through the city over comms. A painful jolt ran down his spine when he first realized why he was worried sick for Johnny's life.

He'd let her down. He didn't deserve her to be back in his life. When his comm crackled again, he almost flinched and expected her to address him.

"How do you know her?" Soap asked cheekily. They had just talked about alcohol, and Ghost wouldn't have minded something strong just then.

"Who?" He asked back unassumingly while reloading the silenced pistol that he stripped from the side of a dead Shadow long ago.

The mag was full, he noticed.

"Quit playing dumb, Lt." Soap's voice echoed with a smile.

"I don't know her." Ghost responded with an undertone. "I used to know her."

The line stayed silent, leaving him with some food for thought.

---

"You two definitely fucked, Lt." Soap quipped over the radio after a bland joke they shared.

"You jealous?" Ghost asked back while keeping his gaze on the entry to the vantage point of the church from above. He was trying to drown out Soap's cockiness and he actually enjoyed it for a change.

"Of you or her?" Soap didn't fail to impress. Ghost's face twitched into a grimace under his mask.

"You tell me, Johnny." He concluded the conversation.

---

The next time they talked about something meaningful was in the car, on the way out of Las Almas. Ghost had already come off the adrenaline rush the exfil gave him, and a headache started to throb at the base of his skull.

He was feeling insanely guilty that he managed to pull Johnny out, but not her all those years before. He now knew he was capable. If she was even alive just then; he left her at the Fuerzas Especiales a day ago on bedrest, surrounded by Shadows, and he hadn't heard from her since. It was almost like he cared. And it was the second time he had left her for dead. Soap was seemingly reading his mind again. They turned onto a wider road, and Soap was sitting with his boots on the dashboard, arms intertwined on his chest. Ghost's eyes snapped at him while driving when he spoke.

"D'ya think she got captured by Shadow?" Ghost's gaze met Soap's as the Scot uttered his question.

"Unlikely. She's better than that." Ghost scoffed under the mask, and turned his eyes back to look at the road. He never really admitted it to himself, but deep down he looked up to her.

"You think?"

The moon was hidden from view by a thick cloud cover.

"No." Ghost slowed to take a turn. The turn signal clicked monotone. "I know."

(a/n): yes, fragment works are my favourite type of insanity I gobble that shit up religiously so it's what y'all have to deal with from now on regarding this universe

[shilo-sumac]

So are you studying with a scholarship or is mother dearest funding your studies?

..... she is paying.

Oh, but, don't you worry, dear anon, she expects me to pay her back in full. Any spare battling money goes to her, to refund her troubles and to be sure I don't waste it on anything ~frivolous~

[moonage-nightterrors]

So you’re an annoying teen girl. Groundbreaking

you wanna try that again bud? if you’re gonna insult me at least do it right

[gingergofastboatsmojito]

This kinda passive aggressive trashing of someone’s reputation from a medieval moral standpoint and coming from a place of entitlement that is completely delusional won’t ever fly with me. I will post just this 1 example but just so you know, I read hundreds of them (even way worse actually) these past few days and I fucking blocked them all.

If watching a show makes you think you have the right to lapidate someone or slut shaming them just bc they fuck whoever they want, whenever they want in a consensual, legit, and adult way, while they literally are free as a bird to do so, in a free country, in 2024, you are sadly mistaken, your moral compass is outdated and not required, and your ill intended opinion is unsolicited, so don’t spread that intolerant and obsolete shit online please. Save it for your small prude circle that feeds off of anonymously trolling people they DON’T KNOW just bc they don’t fit in your pathetic moral standards.

Also, if Ayo was the one that was one of those 6 ladies (you’ve been keeping counts on, obviously), we would be talking about a real life Sydcarmy and would magically remember that JAW hasn’t been with Rosalia IN MONTHS, even when she was briefly in LA last month, before going back to Europe without him, as she posted on her own SM. And they never officially announced they were together to begin with, so Ayo would be clear of all wrong doing.

So summing up, go back to 1875 when there was no internet, where you clearly belong.

[charcoai-gray]

PSA For AO3

If you're gonna tag a relationship please tag the characters IN THE CHARACTER TAG too! I don't want to remove characters but then still see them popping up in the tags because YOU DIDN'T TAG THEM!!

Wtf do you think the character tag is for? Looks? Aesthetics? No! It's so I can filter out people I don't like! Which I can't do if YOU DON'T TAG PROPERLY!!

It's not fucking rocket science people!!!

AO3 doesn't have an algorithm, there's no reach or target audience. It's an ARCHIVE! It's in the NAME! If you just didn't know, no hate, correct it and move on.

BUT IF YOU DID KNOW? AND DID IT ON PURPOSE?! I hope your pillow is warm on both sides and you step in a puddle of cat piss while wearing socks and it soaks all the way up them and squishes when you walk. Fuck you.

Anyway thank you for coming to my ted talk

[catoperated]

I now have to photocopy my state ID and have it notarized in order to send in an absentee ballot so maybe talk about how new hurdles to voting at all keep getting added before just reducing the argument to “vote!”

[probabludaistkf]

i KNOW you are not calling me a weirdo when YOU LITERALLY SAID IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS CRYING OF PLEASURE 🤨🤨🤨🤨

Nu uh

[clingyduoapologist]

I hope you find out you're missing a STEM credit of some kind

9/10 Anon this is the single meanest thing anyone has ever said to me

[askthelordsinblack]

Hey, Blinky, how exactly do you intend to ‘get back’ at the Woodwards? (Also, imagine only having 999 eyes)

not sure. could kill them. could torture them. could pluck their eyeballs.

[sayingyournames]

You’ve been pretty quiet about Israel & Palestine 👀

yeah, well, i’m a jew living in the american south and i spend every second of my 40hr work week fielding customers trying to tell me their insane uneducated opinions about it instead of normal gd damn small talk.

i stand for a free palestine by any means necessary, no i will not elaborate, and if anyone else asks me about this i will unhinge my jaw and swallow them whole.

[angfdz]

why should you have to suffer to be a woman, anyway? that's so stupid.

[island-in-the-shadows]

REALLY? How dare you hurt me this way app notification. I'm waiting 84 years if I'm waiting a day until S2

[queenmimi2817]

Here’s a poorly drawn comic of when I realized most of my friends hid relevant information from me so i could stay “happy” in my high school romance.

(I got so many stories about that dude, C. He would drop heavy lore on me like i was a therapist?? and not see one??)

I never talked to Kittie after that day, and it still stings to know so many people knew I was the last choice because “I was the only one who would say yes without a doubt”

Everyone told me “They thought I knew”.

It’s been 6 years since i’ve seen any of them, and I’m remembering how much they trusted me, but I couldn’t trust them.

I don’t tend to get lucky with friends, but those few i do have are now very special and I love them.

[sarusuke-jet]

i am so sorry that ur a ginger 🙏🏼 get better soon king :(

Thank you it's terminal