#also bonus headcanon!!

[agentravensong]

characters who see themselves as more of a Force or an abstract concept acting in the world than as a person. characters who prioritize their role as a cog in some greater mechanism over their own personhood. characters who get their hands dirty, who run themselves ragged, who take on an unbearable weight, who hurt or neglect or give up or straight-up betray the people and things they once held close, because they believe in doing so they are fulfilling their Purpose, the thing they exist in this world to do (and no one else will do it, *can* do it, so it has to be them). characters who've determined that they are constructs bound to preprogrammed code, to a script already written for them by someone/something else, and have been operating under that mindset for so long that they don't know how to live on their own terms. characters who uphold the fate that is smothering them. can anyone hear me

[lucabyte]

Different standards

[ineffable-romantics]

Thank GOD for those new promo pics.... I've always said this was the way I picture Aziraphale in modern day if he'd been the demon instead, and now I have the perfect angel!Crowley to match!

[kaeyachi]

Kaeya, despite being a sickly and gentle child, was his own kind of nightmare for Crepus and the other Dawn Winery staff.

See, Diluc is prone to mischief and chaos, dragging along his younger brother and a couple of other children into his plots and messes.

But Kaeya? Kaeya is the type to end up in the most random, and I do mean most random, of places. He would vanish for several hours, only to be found in an unexpected location such as, oh let's say that one time, he was found eating fruit with some friendly hilichurls...IN LIYUE.

He was such a curious soul that would easily get distracted by the wonders of Teyvat, but since he is so silent in both words and movements, whoever is watching over him would lose sight of him just as quickly.

He has caused several search parties in his youth, only for people to find out he was following a seelie to a treasure chest or napping with a young wolf cub in Wolvendom.

Crepus swears that Kaeya and Diluc are competing on who can give him gray hairs the fastest (so far, Diluc is winning, but Kaeya sure is catching up with every scream of panic from a designated babysitter and Diluc)

[pearl-div3r]

HEAR ME OUT wouldn't it be so funny if ody come back to ithica and can finally enjoy sleeping next to his wife and find out that said wife developed insomnia from undoing that tapestry every single night... "my dear Penelope, won't you come sleep next to me? <3" "bold from you to assume i remember how to sleep??"

[crescentlyautumn]

You know what’s funny? How I can say that I headcanon a character as somewhere on the ace spectrum and/or aro spectrum, and within minutes I am being treated as if I am somehow very unintelligent and know nothing of the world.

[c-kiddo]

i rllllly love the depiction of worship and religious ritual in cr2 i keep thinking about it , specifically abt the clerics. i love how they're very opposite in their approaches - jesters worship is chaotic and energetic and she tricks people and she paints and vandalises signs and paints and paints and draws and creates at first to please the traveller but then by the end she's doing it for the joy of creation and trickery and artagan is more her equal (jester god creation moment?) . caduceus' worship is slow and ritualistic and meditative - he sits on the earth and feels the wind and ground beneath him , and he leaves behind new growth on dead things , returns them back to the earth. he drinks water from streams, eats plants grown from the wildmothers earth, and will die and decay and become the ground and the plants again. its all cyclical forever and ever ! so he guides things back to that path via decaying them and asking for the wildmothers help. and he sets up altars and lights incense + meditates to feel the wind acknowledge him back and i think both these depictions are rly nice!!!!!!!

[jewelulu]

“This girl…”

“Who is she?…”

Taglist: @skriblee-ksk @taruruchi @scint1llat3 @thehollowwriter

[te5te5te5p0t]

Hi! I would conduct sacrificial rituals for some Mammon smut

I need to be picked up and tossed around by big spider man :3

YEEESDSSSS JESYES MAMMON SMUT 🎉 (happy thank, eat turkey and cranberry)

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Content- nsfw headcanons, feeding kink, weight gain mention, ew sorry about that, watching porn, overstim, size difference mentions

He prefers to dominate, doing most of the work- he wouldn't call it work though, due to the size difference.

It's unfortunate that the physical differences between Mammon and yourself are too great for traditional sex, but that only encourages creativity in his mind.

He's a bit of a feeder, he likes to see you full and happy. Mammon also has a sort or oral fixation, likes to watch you snack on grapes or chips or chocolate. He thinks it's silly and adorable when you bite off more than you can chew. He won't feed you to the point of discomfort. Mammon's not going to forgive himself if you're upset over your body changing. But he'll be quietly enjoying when you gain just a couple pounds<3

You finishing will almost never mark the end of a session with Mammon. He likes to watch porn with you, have you lay on top of him while he touches you. He loves to see that overstimulated look on your face when you cum and he just doesn't stop the little ministrations, little tears in your eyes when you grip onto his hands and squirm

Once he decides that's enough, he'll pick your limp body up and sit you on his face, making sure to clean you up. If you're not twitchy and whimpering by the end, he didn't do well enough.

In spite of being the overlord of greed, he prefers having his own hands on himself instead of yours, being a little bit of a service top. He'll never reject the idea of you touching him, but sometimes he just likes getting you off in the morning and thinking about it the rest of the day.

[v-poreons]

ERMM.... trollsona posting.... Firefly my absolute beloved. She is me fr. Cant believe I haven't shared her here yet

[multiversal-pudding]

Danny sleeping with a weighted blanket bc it helps keep him from sleep levitating + hitting his head or or arm or something when he wakes up and (usually) falls down

[rowrowronnie]

it would be quite funny if the blu medic was also their collective therapist

[m-for-now]

Headcanon that Leo has the song "Honey, i'm good" in his distraction working playlist and whenever it comes on, he refers to Festus as the "somebody at home" when that line comes on and him and Festus just have a nice little time enjoying a silly little song

[ophanstears]

🍀

I know that Clover's gender is up to interpretation (the devs DID say so themselves) but I still feel weird when people make them exclusively male or female LOL Like it's TECHNICALLY fine??? but it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

more in tags as usual because I am a yapper. i am so sorry for having strong opinions about gender and representation. i am usually more fun than this 🥲🥲🥲🥲

[jojo-schmo]

How did you come up with roleswap Elfilis' design? It's really cool!

Hi! Thank you so much! :D I'd love to share my thought process! Gather round the armchair by the fireplace, friends! It's story time!

I've said before that the Forgotten Land Roleswap started off as a doodle that swapped Dedede and Bandana Dee's roles as Player 2 and the Brainwashed Beast. But when I realized how fun that one little change was, how about EVEN MORE changes? That's how my one-time doodle turned into the full AU story. I swapped Meta Knight and Kirby, Clawroline and Leongar, and Sillydillo and Gorimondo- and because the story is so Waddle-Dee centric, I promoted Dedede to "Player 1" since the stakes would be higher for him as their King.

So now I had a story that had a lot of opposite traits to canon and I wanted to explore that further! When it came to the matter of Elfilin, I thought he would probably behave too similarly towards Dedede and Meta as he did to Kirby and Bandee. He'd be friendly and trusting, communicative, optimistic, knowledgeable, and cooperative. So how about providing them a travel companion who is defensive, has trouble communicating, a little wild, uninformed about themselves and the world around them, and has a bit of a temper?

But working with all these opposite traits didn't feel in-character for Elfilin anymore. So my natural next step was to swap Elfilin with Elfilis and make a new version of the Forgotten Land's lost little pup!

Enough yapping about the context behind my decisions, tho. How'd I come up with Roleswap Elfilis' design?

I see you out there, Fecto Forgo fans. Maybe somebody out there's thought, "Roleswap Elfilis does not look like them! Why not? That's what the other 50% of the Ultimate Life Form looks like! I demand justice for the angry glowing rat fetus!"

Maybe nobody has ever thought this. But I wonder sometimes lol

Your feelings are valid, friends. Please lemme explain my reasonings.

This fella, to me, is the abandoned wet specimen left to float in a jar for who-knows-how-long after a forcible physical and mental separation via spatial teleportation shenanigans. And I think part of their appearance is due to their role as the trapped and forgotten half.

The role of the half that got away fully formed his own body and inherited some traits from the complete being-

For Elfilin in canon, he got ears that are proportionally huge compared to the rest of his body, blue eyes that sparkle with the light of a thousand destroyed planets, a tiny bit of pink fur for his adorable blushies, and a really long fluffy tail. Maybe becoming a being free of chaos gave him those sweet eyes like Kirby and the Waddle Dees have.

My reasoning is that whichever half ends up escaping the Lab and fully forming their own body, they would carry the major physical traits the other wouldn't inherit.

Anyway, that left Elfilis with the horns, colorful and expressive eyes, whiskers, beige chest fluff, opposable thumbs, and pink tummy fur.

Elfilin gets the long tail in the bodily divorce so Elfilis has a short stubby little cotton tail like a bunny. Like if he ended up with just the very tip of the Ultimate Life Form's tail.

Behold this diagram above I came up with two years ago! Disclaimer: the canon Elfilin is the one in the chart. And I draw him a little differently these days lol. I ain't showing anyone how he ended up in the Roleswap yet tho!!!! >:0

But Roleswap Elfilis is more than just "baby version of the Ultimate Life Form..."

All the differences in the Forgotten Land Roleswap from canon stem from one event in the timeline. One change that I added to the events that were already supposed to take place. It's why the Ultimate Life Form split differently. Why the Beasts have different roles and aesthetics. Even why the portal took Bandana Dee and Kirby before Meta Knight and King Dedede.

How did that saying go again? The flap of wings somewhere can influence a bunch of huge changes somewhere else down the line...? What was the name of that theory again....? Hmm. Not important, I guess.

Anyway, the end!! You sly dog, you got me monologuing!!1! /lighthearted

[cherrieguroo]

they mean business!!!

hatchetfield femslash fortnight day 1: make it sapphic - golden treasure aka chipcoven (charles coven/eddie chiplucky)

rambling in the tags