#also another funny thing it just occured to me that “susmaryosep” is just our “jesus mary and joseph” jwidjdkg | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

sunnysssol · 3 months ago

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Being Filipino on main now but this is making me think of a thing where you're at a family reunion and your parent/s are introducing him to you like "Uy look, it's your uncle Alfred! He's just visiting... what do you mean you don't remember him?? He spends 18 years in the US and you forget him??? Susmaryosep he held you when you were a baby!! Go bless him bla bla bla" and when you do approach him, he's kinda. Too young for a mano and you're slightly too old for it so he just offers an awkward handshake or a high-five 😭

Do you guys think the US micronations (Molossia, Slowjamastan, and co. (?)) are Alfred's kids or is he just like. a slightly overbearing uncle-landlord

#sol's musings #uhh for reference a “mano” or “bless” is when young folks press their forehead to the hand of their elders #* to the back of the hand i mean #usually it's done as a greeting and a farewell like a sign of respect !!!!#yes he's the fictional personification of the usa yes i'm injecting him with filipino beams #before anyone comes for me i'm just fucking around and i don't hc this with any degree of seriousness hsdhs #i just think it's funny to put blorbos in situations #also another funny thing it just occured to me that “susmaryosep” is just our “jesus mary and joseph” jwidjdkg #i say “too young for a mano” like i don't draw him in his mid 20s-early 30s ishejdj like i know you're fuckin lying!!!!! hshfjsjf #okay okay i'll stfu

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