#also a skincare routine would be nice lmao
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we& rly wanna get into like. facepainting/bodypainting & makeup & shiete particularly drag makeup (drag queen, drag king, drag quing/monarch, drag thing, yall get it) bc you can be as extra as you want & makeup for different presentations like masculine & the more traditional feminine & makeup goth makeup & try different styles ie western makeup vs korean makeup just bc seeing all these awesome asf makeup artists is just so damn cool to see & especially for our& system it'd be like. crazy helpful. especially for our& nonhuman members (bc some of us& have pink skin like ambrosia& or purple skin like melsana& or blue skin like astra&!!). we're& also expanding our& wardrobe bit by bit but like. our& aesthetic is literally so wild & all over the place lmao. like. i& can be a hyperfeminine bimbo one second & a witchy goth bitch the next & then a baddie w/ sexy outfits & we& hope to get like. more masc clothes & weaves & goth, pastel goth, lovecore, coquette, cottagecore, japanese kawaii, e-girl/e-boy/e-enby, (ouji) lolita, menhera / morute, roaring 20's, & dark academia aes outfits while Also adding our& own native / indigenous & jewish twists to our& look i.e hopefully getting traditional beaded earrings, hopefully a ribbon skirt in the future, wearing a tichel or a kippah & a magen david. we& also gotta work on our& voice training specifically w/ masculinization bc we& fell off for a bit so if i& upload some for training practices promise u wont laugh ALGJGAGLKLM.
#arcana.txt#also a skincare routine would be nice lmao#also s/o to that trans woman i met at spencers down in nb who told me my aesthetic was awesome & told me to just keep trying everyday !!#g-d i love my trans sisters sm. seeing queer ppl who were visibly queer down in new brunswick a few years ago made me so happy honestly.#the cashier was nonbinary & they had this orochimaru shirt on & i was like#omg orochimaru nonbinary icon so tru & they were like YEAH!!!!
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i need bf hcs NEOWWW
ok anything for you🤭
hamzah boyfriend head cannons
sfw
- doesn’t really show pda but super affectionate in private
- will slap your ass when alone but you always slaps his ass much harder
- will also grab your ass whenever you hug and wrap your arms around his neck
- loves playing with your hair when having convos
- will twirl the strands between his figures and admire the way you can get so passionate about what happened in your day
- “like can you even believe that !… hamzah are you even listening to me” “yes sweetheart always”
- he’s ur number one fan is so so supportive of you
- pet names!
- honestly i also think he would call you mommy as a joke
- calling you babe 24/7 tho especially yelling it
- “BABEEEEEE HAVE YOU SEEN MY KEYS”
- gives passionate kisses whenever y’all are alone
- always leads to more
- wearing his clothes all the time which leads to him having nothing to wear
- getting him on your 10 step skincare routine
- after staying over his place all the time he will definitely start stealing all your products and use it when he doesn’t know what they mean like toner lmao
- teasing each other all the time
nsfw
- he is definitely an ass and face guy
- has some stamina (i think lol)
- loves doggy because he gets to pull your hair and slap your ass
- however he loves staring at you so he would switch to missionary
- slight choking when missionary
- will always go nice and slow but eventually will get go crazy and grab your waist to go deeper
- loves all types of sex with you. passionate. angry. slow. you name it.
- he loves eating you out
- he’s really messy and sloppy with it.. i mean we seen how he’s always sticking his damn tongue out
- doesn’t care if you’re laying down or sitting on his face he just wants to devour you
- will close his eyes and have the time of his life tbh
- he also gets bricked up from seeing you wear his t shirts with nothing else on
- immediately ends up fucking you but keeps his shirt on you (let me know if you want me to write something with this scenario)
- likes the idea of being all his
- LOTS of praising
- “good girl” “you like that” “mmm”
- however he does like degrading a bit
- always cuddle after sex and even some cockwarming if cuddling naked…
- doesn’t pressure you into bjs!
- head pusher but will always ask first if that’s okay
- thigh riding ofc
- will always pull you onto his thigh and start putting his hands on your hips to start some grinding..
- he would be do this whenever he’s gaming, working etc
these are all i can think of atm and i’ll prob make a part 2 if i can think of more BUT PLEASE YALL SEND MORE REQUESTS OR TALK TO ME💔💔
#hamzahthefantastic#slushy noobz#hamzah x reader#hamzahthefantastic x reader#hamzah x y/n#he is so bf#spiinvisble
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I just think it would be so sweet youtuber!reader and Spencer recording a skincare video, being silly with face masks and the whole thing (obviously normally he just washes his face with water before bed but the reader is in the process of changing that)
oh my god this was going one place and then i took it somewhere else LMAO but i love this sm! thanks for sending it in 🫶
cw: fluff, menace spencer at it again, soooooooo sweet it will give you a toothache
wc: 1k
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“You ready, babe?”
Spencer looked down at the vanity adorned with various products, giving you a small nod before looking between you and the camera. Ever since watching Spencer just rinse his face off with water one morning about a week ago, you've been brewing up the idea of a skincare routine video to get him in the groove of taking his skin health seriously. For a man who loves to tell you what products (or lack of products) aren't helping your skin, he sure did little to make sure his routine was up to his standards.
“Okay! Hello, lovelies! Today I’m with Spencer,” you gestured over to him, “and we are going to be doing my nighttime skincare routine! Spence, would you mind sharing with the audience your skincare routine?”
He furrowed his brows and looked over to you, “a routine is a sequence of actions regularly followed, like a fixed program. I don't have procedures I go through so I wouldn't classify it as a routine.”
“Okay,” you tried to maintain your giggles, “then tell them what you usually do for your skin before you go to bed.”
“Well,” he began, looking back at the cameras and talking with his hands, “Sometimes, if I feel as though my pores had excreted more oil than normal and Y/N’s face wash is out, I'd use that, but more times than not, she's in bed before me so I’ll just use water.”
A pout formed on your face as you looked at the camera. “Terrible, I know.”
“Hey!”
“Anyway,” you gently placed a hand on his arm, the action soothing him while simultaneously letting him know you meant no harm, “we’re going to fix that. Today, I’ll not only be showing you my routine, but also getting Spencer to do it with me!”
The video went on without a hitch. You started with a cleanser and then went into an exfoliator. Now, you had your container of clay mask sitting in front of the two of you. “Now we’re on the third step. This mask cleans pores, brightens skins, and detoxifies skin,” you look up from reading the jar to see a contemplative look on Spencer’s face. “You good, Spence?”
“Yes, yes, I just don't know how I would go about putting it on my face.”
With soft eyes, you gently opened the lid and scooped a small clump of the mask onto your finger. “I’ll put yours on for you, okay?”
He smiled and gave a nod before you swiped your finger down his cheek, spreading out what you had into a thin layer. “This feels nice,” he said, closing his eyes and letting out a soft hum.
“It’s supposed to.” The moment felt very domestic, and you couldn't wait for the time where you'd do this without the camera. The serenity of the moment was cut short though, when you went to scoop more of the mask onto your finger and the jar started to slip from your grasp. The shock of it almost falling sent one of your hands flying up, which caused whatever clay you had on your hand to fling onto Spencer’s unsuspecting face.
You registered the gasp he elicited when you stabilized the jar on the vanity, and when looking over at Spencer, you saw the splatter of clay painted across his face. “I am–” you started to laugh, but used your clean hand to cover your mouth, “I am so sorry, baby.”
“No, no, it’s okay.” His thin smile was giving mixed signals, but you assumed nothing of it when he changed to topic. “Could I take a look at the ingredients?”
Giving a quick nod, you didn't take notice of how quick he grabbed the mask and swooped his fingers in. Not a second later, you felt the cool substance flung across your face. All you did was blink at him– him, and his shit-eating grin– before folding your lips in and letting out a hum. “Spencer…”
His face slowly morphed into one of concern, “I don't know why I thought that was okay. Y/N, I’m sorry. We can clean this up and–” and a big splat sound echoed in the room and Spencer promptly shut his mouth when a lump of the mask landed on his forehead and began to drip down the bridge of his nose. Your laugh caused a fire to light in his eyes, and he once again grabbed the jar. “Oh, I see how it is.”
“You started a war, Spence.” When he aimed his fire, you stood up and ran over to your bed, grabbing a pillowcase. “You wouldn't target one of our very expensive pillowcases?”
“You're the one sacrificing it!” He flung the clay, and you used the pillow to block the blow. At the amount on the pillow, your eyes widened with humor, “That’s almost the entire jar!”
Laughing, Spencer stalked forward with another handful of the mask. “I’ll buy you more,” he said, cornering you before smearing his hand all down your face.
Your gasping giggles filled the room, and Spencer leaned his forehead down onto yours as you both calmed down. “This video has gone off track.”
“I’m sorry,” his voice was soft and gentle, a big contrast from the chaotic clay war from moments ago.
“Don't. I’m having more fun than anticipated.” Your arms made their way around his neck, gently carding your fingers through the hair at the nape of his neck. Yeah, you still had the clay mask all over your hands, but you were over one-hundred percent sure the two of you would be taking a shower in less than five minutes.
“You didn't anticipate having fun with me while doing skincare?” His eyes held a playful glint.
Gently pulling his head down so that your lips grazed his, you whispered, “I always anticipate having fun with you, Dr. Reid.” And with that, he captured your lips with his, the face mask smearing all over your faces without a care in the world. The video was the last thing on your mind… you'll continue it at a later time.
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Elias headcanons
my personal head canons for elias :))
tried to make it open and non specific for everyone! lmk if there’s anything else you want me to add for you?
SFW & NSFW
SFW:
~ back. hugs. BACK HUGS!!! Elias would def come up behind you and wrap his arms around you
~ similarly, NECK KISSES. I feel like if Elias was with a shy listener, he’d give them little kisses on their neck and cheek
~ when he wakes up in the middle of the night or when he can’t sleep, he just looks over at you sleeping peacefully and it makes him feel so much calmer knowing you’re there and safe.
~ would always notice when you’re feeling a bit down or depressed and does everything he can to cheer you up: trying to make you laugh, putting a loving arm around you and letting you lean back into him, making you a nice drink, etc
~ if he wakes up before you, Elias will make you breakfast and surprise you
~ every time he wakes up in the night, he has to make sure you’re there beside him.
~ Elias strikes me as the type of person to immediately know if you’re not okay
~ 100% would play fight with you, and give you kisses when he has you pinned down (which, trust me, happens every time)
~ i don’t think he’d get shy, at least not very often, but sometimes he just can’t stop blushing because of you (and it would be the cutest thing ever)
~ would suggest all kind of new things to bake, new games to play and new movies to watch to keep you happy and entertained in the safe house because he understands how depressed you feel, and feels a bit of guilt that he brought you into this so he tries his best to make it up to you!
~ remembers all the things you tell him you like, a childhood favourite food or a specific kind of jewellery, he’s buying everything for you once you’re out of the safe house
~ likes to subtly flirt with you, not just a cheeky comment, but he’ll make sure to walk around the house shirtless or place a hand just a little too far up your thigh because he likes how you try to hide your blush
~ i feel like Elias would really value your opinion, asking you what you think about stuff and actually caring what you think
~ Elias would definitely respect if you wanted tl keep your relationship private, especially because of the gang and the wrong people finding out, but i can imagine him being excited to introduce you to his friends
~ skincare buddies. He’d already have his own skincare routine, he is a pretty boy after all, but he would definitely enjoy doing skincare face masks and stuff with you
NSFW: (minors look away lmao)
~ no matter what position, he’d be holding your hand to squeeze it gently and rub his thumb back and forth
~ always wanting to tell you how good you feel
~ not shy about being vocal
~ you don’t even need to ask him for a condom, he’s already ready to respect your boundaries
~ motorcycle sex. he has a motorcycle for a reason, no?
~ LOVES IT when you grab and tug at his hair when he goes down on you
~ he’s a thigh guy. always wants his head squished between your thighs
~ with a shy or inexperienced listener, he’d make them feel completely comfortable before doing anything
~ always takes a moment before sex to love every part of your body, kissing all over your skin and murmuring little appreciations
~ would def get carried away in a make out session, things with him stuck in the safe house get heated pretty quickly, you can trust on Elias to sneakily leave hickeys on any part of your skin that his mouth can reach
~ sex in the safehouse consists of him shushing you gently, making sure you don’t get uncomfortable or embarrassed making noises the cameras can pick up
~ i feel like he would be a praise guy? like that he would be praising you or talking you through it. (there is also a little part of him that loves to be praised too)
~ would love to hold you close to him as he fucks you, an arm around you waist or hands on your hips, or squeezing your thighs, Elias just wants your body close against his
~ but at the same time, likes to lean back and just let you make him feel good
~ would reposition every so often to make sure he hits that spot inside of you
~ would make bets with you about winning card games or video games, guess what happens if you lose. (and trust me, he’s doing absolutely anything to win)
~ literally could never get enough of you. he wouldn’t be demanding when it comes to sex, any kind of physical affection he would love
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I hope you don’t mind me requesting again because let me put you onto something, MORNINGS AND NIGHTS WITH CURRENT BILL 🫣 like waking up with him AND going to bed with that man, he would be the sweetest ever 😭😭 ig you could resume this into cuddling/soft moments with Bill?
Thank you for literally doing god’s work i love you 😭���
GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH AHHH ILYILY!! AND OFC I DONT MIND YOU REQUESTING AGAIN I LOVE THEM
Sleeping/cuddling with 2023 Bill Kaulitz headcannons
oh my lord pls he’s the best to sleep with
He would make sure to do his entire night routine with you next to him
He would do his skincare on you omg
When you two finally get in bed, he makes sure you have enough blankets and pillows
He cares about your comfort so much
HIM SLEEPING WITH HIS SHIRT OFF‼️
Sometimes he pulls you onto his chest and tucks your head into his neck
And he scratches your head lightly until you fall asleep on him
Buttt sometimes he wants to lay on you
He puts his head into your chest and runs his hands up and down your thighs
If you have boobs hes holding them
Literally whole boob in one of hid hands
Also likes to keep his hands in the waistband of your pants and underwear
He says its “warm” but hes actually just a slut
Waking up with him is so nice
He kisses your face gently and mumbles cute things to you until you wake up
If you wake up first he holds you in place until hes ready to wake up
He doesn’t care if you have to pee he wants you to stay with him
Like fine ig just piss myself??
LMAO
if you wake up angry like me, he will be so soft with you so that you wont be mad at him:((
If he wakes up early, he’ll get you your favorite food and drink to wake you up with
HES SO CUTEEJESHN
#bill kaulitz x reader#bill kaulitz smut#bill kaulitz#tokio hotel x reader#tokio hotel smut#tokio hotel fanfic#tokio hotel#tom kaulitz x reader#tom kaulitz#gustav schafer x reader#georg listing x reader
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Polish Up Real Nice! (bnha boys x you)
summary: hcs about taking care of yourself and taking care of the boys (with bakugo, shoto, izuku, kirishima, and denki)
cw/tags: swearing cuz bakugo is here, sickeningly cheesy fluff, the tiniest little bit of angst, pet names (love, babe, baby, sweetheart, lovey)
note: this is your reminder to take good fucking care of yourself because you deserve to feel loved !!!
likes, reblogs, and feedback is always appreciated <3
Bakugo Katsuki
he has a longer skincare routine than you
does not matter if your routine is 2 steps or 10
he absolutely has a more complex regimen
will hide your body wash/shampoo to force you to use his instead
he likes it when you smell like him because he doesn't know how to voice his fuckin emotions any other way
it's ok !!! we love him anyway !!!
will automatically assume you're using his stuff if he starts running out
"babe, do you know what the fuck happened to my serums?"
"no, love, i'm sorry"
"you're not using them behind my back, are you?"
"i can't read half of the instructions on that tiny-ass bottle."
"it's self-explanatory-"
"it's also $100 for literally 2 milliliters, kats."
"that's a no, then."
it was denki lmao he was over at your house trying to figure out which bottle was soap
also has a haircare routine but not as strict as skincare
he'll just put leave-in conditioner if he wants it to look extra fluffy
MELTS when you massage oil into his scalp
he would rather die than wear one of those cutesy face masks
but he's over here putting fucking cucumbers on his eyes
you have a photo of him with a clay mask on and cucumbers over his eyes that he doesn't know you took
immediately sent it to his friends and now every single contact photo is of that picture
his love language is most definitely not words of affirmation but i think quality time is a strong contender
so when you're both getting ready in the morning he'll wordlessly hand you bottles of products without you asking because he's memorized your habits too <3
Todoroki Shoto
has like????? no skincare routine??????
man is just effortlessly pretty
for a long time he'd just use whatever momo or his mom recommended to him
when he started dating you and you asked about his skincare routine, he was the definition of confused
he was like
"i wash it??"
"no, but like with what product, sweetheart?"
"soap??"
despite not having much of a routine for himself, he will buy you WHATEVER you want
does not matter if the product costs more than the fucking moon
he'll have at least two bottles of it in your house at all times so you never run out
whenever he visits the store or has an assistant out shopping for him, he'll ask if you need anything (applies to basically everything but especially selfcare items)
when you do a facemask with him your favorite part is tying back his hair and giving him a tiny little sprout on the top of his head
also melts when you massage hair oil into his scalp
but he likes to give you massages more
could be with lotion or body wash, doesn't matter
will heat and/or cool his body depending on what you need
he likes running his hands over your skin until you're on the verge of falling asleep
and then he'll just lie down next to you and press his body against yours
Midoriya Izuku
doesn't really know much about skincare but is very eager to learn!!
adores doing facemasks with you
will pick up silly little animal masks from the store while he's on patrol
"look, it's a penguin."
"zuku, my love, where did you get these?"
"on patrol today."
"you're supposed to be stopping villains, babe."
"to be fair, i did kick the hell out of some thieves before buying them."
"ah, so you rewarded yourself."
"by being able to spend time with you, yes."
when he comes home late from a mission or from patrol and he's too tired to take care of his curls, you do it for him
just taking care of him in general when his body is physically unable to do it
which is quite often because you know, he's fucking deku
you'll lead him to the bath and make sure the water is warm beforehand
after he's settled and you clean any pressing wounds, you start working on his hair
he almost falls asleep right there, with your fingers gently rubbing product into his curls
you have to gently wake him to remind him to rinse
will sleepily watch you put on lip balm and then ask to try it
when you hand it out to him, he shakes his head
you smile and he kisses it off your lips
"that's pretty good. keep wearing it, please."
Kirishima Eijiro
probably uses a simple face wash and moisturizer
sometimes uses toner if you remind him but he doesn't really need it since his skin doesn't get super oily
he has a hand care routine
does that even exist??
it does now !
one of your nightly routines with him is rubbing lotion into his palms
because of his quirk, they can get really, really rough and dry
his skin in general gets beat up the most
he tries to remember to put lotion on but he's so busy that he forgets often
he also likes it better when you're sitting across from him and dotingly running your thumb along his palms
despite having a lot of callouses, it's one of the more sensitive spots on his body
"what is it, eiji?"
"that tickles."
he also asks you if you can help him take care of his nails, too
they tend to get roughed up during battles and he also sometimes picks at his cuticles absentmindedly
you help him clean up the nailbeds and scrub dirt from under the fingernails
he watches you like you painted the stars in the sky
when he comes out of the shower and his hair is down, he'll shake his head like a dog if you're in close proximity
effectively hitting you with water like a lawn sprinkler
the absolute KING of physical affection self-care
if you've had a hard day sometimes the one thing you need is just for him to lay his entire body weight on you
"can i ask a favor, babe?"
"anything, lovey."
"work was shit today, could you-"
he's already throwing himself at you and burying you both into the couch cushions
Kaminari Denki
definitely used hand soap to wash his face before dating you
instead of hiding your body wash to make you smell like him, he likes to use your products instead to make him smell like you
because of the videos you send him, most of his social media feed is influencers doing product reviews
he'll send you those product reviews and ask if it's legit or not
if you say it's legit, he'll buy it for you even if you didn't ask for it
"the fuck is this?"
"looks like some crystal roller thing, i don't know."
"baby, you're the one that bought it."
"to be fair, i black out every time i press 'proceed to cart,' so i don't remember doing it."
LOVES taking pictures and videos while you're doing self-care together
he's a sucker for the domestic life what can i say
will play music while you're trying to do your routine and take videos of him just spinning you around your bathroom
his skin also tends to dry out because of his quirk and sometimes he just needs a nice, long soak
will adamantly try to convince you to join him
not in a sexual way but in a matter of he has a small water gun hiding below the surface of the bubbles
instead of doing deep pressure therapy for you, sometimes he needs it from you
it gets hard for him, being a conduit of such a volatile quirk, and he needs you to remind him that his body isn't just a weapon
therefore he likes to just walk up behind you and ask to put his arms around you or just hold you
because he needs it
and deep down?
you need it too
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Can I have an post about NCT Mark's reputation in the industry or his ideal type? P.S You're legit look like a 90s superstar💌💖💖 don't be shy and drop your skincare routine please 🙏
WHY ARE NCTZENS BEING SO NICE TO MEEEE, THIS IS LIKE THE 2ND COMPLIMENT I'VE GOTTEN THANK YOUUU 😭💚 Ofc since we did TY Track I don't see why I can't do one for Mark 🦁
Mark from NCT's ideal type:
Qualities
I channeled: "Hmm... What do I like in a partner?" I think Mark hasn't really thought about what important qualities a partner should have and more so has thoughts about appearance or personality.
Mark would be interested in someone similar to him or someone with similar values, habits, or behavior as him, but with a more elevated mindset.
He could want to do date someone who is also a musician or a writer. I feel like Mark is curious about the twin flame dynamic? He could want to feel a connection with someone on a deeper level. Telepathy? Mark is wanting a partner who could read his mind and emotions so that way he doesn't always have to explain himself. Someone who is very aware and observant. A partner that eases his anxiety or relieves him of his everyday stress. He could also like if his partner was more optimistic and looked on the bright side of things because Mark can have a more "realistic" outlook on life.
Personality
I'm ngl... Mark has a toxic taste in partners LMAO 💀 I just feel that he wants someone who keeps him on his toes and he hates predictability. Like if his partner was too "normal" or too "stable", he's gonna hate that, he's gonna feel like he's the partner with the issues, so he wants someone that can be as imperfect as him. "It's more fun that way, no?"
I'm laughing pls 😭- "I'm not saying I want my heart broken, but if she's bad then she can take it [his heart]."
Mark really does not give a fuck 😂 (btw this is the first reading I've done for a celebrity where I cannot stop giggling??? He's so funny). He also wants someone who would like call him out on his bullshit. Mark doesn't want someone who's submissive or a pushover, "😁Feistyyy." It's giving: "I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me"
Intuitively, I feel like Mark also has a lot of insecurity in his relationships as well. The partners who are healthier for him, he feels like he's not good enough for them, so instead he dates partners who are often unstable. It's okay to date someone who's more outspoken and dominant, but it seems like he's constantly attracted to partners who are too controlling towards him.
Physical traits
"Honestly I have a type. I'm not the tallest so I don't wanna date anyone who's like too tall but I don't mind the height too much. I like hair, the people I've dated their hair is pretty long and if they have short hair, it's gotta be like fluffy (voluminous is the word he was looking for)." Channeled songs: Trap Queen, 679, & Again by Fetty Wap
"I'm like "Hey, what's up? Hello" (Ayy)
Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in the door
I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll
Married to the money, introduced her to my stove
Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low
She my trap queen, let her hit the bando
We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go"
"Baby girl, you're so damn fine, though
I'm tryna know if I could hit it from behind, though
I'm sipping on you like some fine wine, though
And when it's over, I press rewind though, ayy
You talking bands, girl, I got it
Benjamins all in my pocket
I traded in my Trues for some Robins
He playing Batman, Fetty's gon' rob him, ayy
I got a Glock in my 'Rari, ayy
17 shots, no .38"
"I want you to be mine again, baby, ayy
I know my lifestyle is driving you crazy, ayy
But I cannot see myself without you
We call them fans, though, girl, you know how we do
I go out of my way to please you
I go out of the way to see you
I ain't playing no games, I need you"
Oh he's a giverrr 😝. Mark wants for his partner to look good, so he'd go out of his way to pamper them and spoil them. Like "oh baby you want your nails done? I got youuu 😌". He likes to show off his partner. I heard "I want that Beyoncé and Jay Z love." (😭💀 Mark go sit tf down please). I love the energy tho fr.
He's mentioned girls a lot + all 4 cards are women, so he has a obvious preference towards the female gender.
Long hair
Thick, voluminous hair
All hair textures (straight, wavy, curly, etc).
Varies from pale, medium, deep, or brown skin tones.
Girls with a "mean" expression or resting bitch face (🤨😠😒)
Feline beauty
Arched eyebrows
Horizontally wider eyes
Prominent features (big nose and big lips)
Likes lipstick or lip gloss ("Juicy lips")
Someone who plays hard to get (as in a tsundere, basically acts like they don't want him but secretly does)
Shoulders and collarbones
Pretty hands
Nice ass
Likes jewelry? Rings and earrings to be specific.
Something about fabrics is coming up, so Mark could like when women wear flowy dresses or like those sheer beach cover ups.
Instagram baddie style is very apparent here.
Soft glam makeup (U.K? Black London baddie makeup. Latina makeup coming up as well.)
Mixes luxury with casual
Long acrylic nails
High heels
Painted toes
I am being reminded of that song that goes "Ion want no barbie, I want me a bratz doll "
Bratz doll type of beauty
Celebrities/influencers who are similar to his ideal type:
Juliana Nalu, Ashley Nicole King, Kali Uchís, Camo, Jordyn Woods, Yarastargal, Mia Owens, lisajn37, amandaa_solis, Cindy Kimberly, asiaeros, bbv_g6rl, 200120_01, & bybrokelle
#mark lee#mark#nct#nct 127#nct u#nct dream#kpop reading#kpop readings#celebrity readings#nct tarot#tarot#tarot readings#anon#ask
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Beach day with…Eden!
Characters: Nagisa Ran, Hiyori Tomoe, Ibara Saegusa and Jun Sazanami
C/w: sweet hcs with the members of eden, i love them sm 。゚(゚´Д`゚)゚。 this was based of me going to the beach and inspiration striking, no warnings overall just fluff <3
A/n: wrote this on the beach and ended up finishing on a restaurant..hope y’all enjoy (Also yes I’m an edenP LMAO)
Nagisa Ran☆
He’s making sure everyone, including you, has their things, helping out with bags and spends most of his time in the water with you
Nagisa does admit he’s staring at you, will never deny it cause he genuinely thinks you’re beautiful
He’ll never stop complementing you, always having his arm wrapped around your waist while walking towards the water or whenever honestly, he can’t get his hands or eyes off from you!
You’ll see him on the shore collecting seashells, rocks and even sea glass, will definitely invite you to help him out and you both end up leaving with some nice things
Absolutely awestruck when you look at him with those eyes as the afternoon rolls in, just hugging in the water or making small conversation
A sweet gentleman when you’re tired and he offers his shoulder so you can rest on the way back (he ends up sleeping with you too <3)
Hiyori Tomoe☆
He brings his extensive skincare routine with him, I know, insane. Since it was early, Hiyori’s not risking anything while being on the beach
He also packs like 5 different sunscreens for everyone, not because there’s exactly five people going to the beach, but because Arashi had gifted him some a while back
He loves picking out matching outfits and swimsuits too, will definitely not leave your side, he’s always clinging onto you
Hiyori takes snack breaks before suggesting to play a game of beach volleyball between you two
After the long day, he proposed a sleepover at Eden’s dorm along with you. Having refreshing skincare routines and watching movies together
Ibara Saegusa☆
He’s the one driving to and from the beach, always preparing everything the day before so you guys don’t have any problem the next day
Once you get there, Ibara’s all about getting the tent set up and grill, whatever you guys need to ensure that this day would be a good one
Ibara’s a bit protective of you since there might be onlookers watching his partner in some other way, he’s always holding your hand. He also offers anything like water or snacks if he notices you’re hungry/thirsty
Likes to wrap his arms around you in the water, making sure to let you know how much he adores you
Offers you the passenger seat while the remaining members of Eden sit in the backseat, allowing himself to place his hand on your thigh as he drives. They eventually fall asleep from the tiredness and burning sun, letting you and Ibara talk all the ride back home
Jun Sazanami☆
He’s not the biggest fan but if you’re joining them, he might just make an exception for you, his loving partner
Even with the unbearable heat and sunlight, I guarantee you that Jun brings some games to the beach, including his switch so you can both play mario kart or mario party
Jun’s technically in charge of the music, so whatever you want to listen to, he’ll gladly put on for you
He’s swiming with you after saying he wouldn’t for the 5th time, Jun eventually gave in and swam with you for a while, the best thing about it is being able to see his abs as he smiles catching you staring
At the end of the day, Jun pulls you close in the car, gaming some more before falling asleep with you, hand in hand
#ensemble stars x reader#ensemble stars#nagisa ran x reader#nagisa ran#hiyori tomoe x reader#hiyori tomoe#ibara saegusa x reader#ibara saegusa#jun sazanami x reader#jun sazanami
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I also have obey me brain rot (literally i info dump on the daily) BUT what do you think each brother would do for MC’s bday/some anniversary? Like what sort of celebration and/or gift?
Ooh I love this!! And I info dump about obey me all the time too lmao. So let's see...
I feel like all seven of the brothers are definitely super sentimental but in different ways. They would all look forward to different holidays and occasions for their turn to take MC out and have them to themselves the entire day. They love to do things for and with MC and will do damn near anything for them.
Lucifer
I feel like he's the type to take MC out to eat. I can see him taking the morning to make a nice lunch for them to have a picnic in a park. He would even bring his favorite bottle of demonus for the two to share. If he couldn't do a lunch-time picnic in the park with his favorite human, he would take them to a nice dinner at either a fancy restaurant or their favorite restaurant.
Mammon
This simp would try to spend the entire day with MC (as per usual). He wouldn't really care what the two did during the day, but that night, he would have plans for them. In the afternoon, he would take them shopping and buy them hot matching outfits. Then he would take his adorable little good luck charm to the casino and dinner. He loves showing his human off. BUT if MC doesn't want to go out, he's perfectly content ordering in and watching movies all night with them.
Leviathan
He may be a forgetful little guy, but he remembers birthdays and anniversaries for some things. If it's important enough, his brain will store the info like a game event, and like Mam, he'll want to spend a bunch of time with MC. Instead of trying to steal them throughout the day, he's the type to steal them away the night before and bring in their day with them in his room watching anime/movies or playing games or whatever they want to do. Just to spend at least a little bit of time with them on their day.
Satan
Like Lucifer, Satan really takes MC's interests and likes into consideration when planning things for the human. He would take them out to some event or to a library and cuddle up with a good book together. Afterwards, he would take them to lunch at like a cat cafe or something so they can pet all the kitties together and get some cute little cat themed treats.
Asmodeus
He's the type to want to show MC off, just like Mammon. He would spend the whole day with them starting with a shared bath (and whatever comes with it) and Asmo's full skincare routine for them both. What would follow would be a day of brunch, retail therapy, a spa visit, and impromptu fashion shows in the two's favorite stores. They would end up getting cute ass outfits and going out to a club so they can show all the other demons and succubi how hot and beautiful they are and that they belong to each other.
Beelzebub
He's actually pretty sappy and loves to do sentimental things with them. He'd make them breakfast in bed (while trying not to eat it all), then take them out for the day. He would plan an activity that they can do together, then something classic like getting ice cream and having a walk in the park. They would meet up with Belphie for lunch and then Beel and MC would do something else (like go to the gym if that's what they want to do) together. The day would end with them going to a nice restaurant with a menu option for Beel sized options and then stargazing.
Belphegor
The sleepy boy would stay up a while for MC, but like Levi, he would steal them away the night before, so they can bring in the day together even if they're asleep. He's a pillow princess and would do pretty much whatever they wanted as long as he can take a nap or two. At the end of the day, the two would probably end up cuddling to a movie and falling asleep in each others' arms.
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Can you tell that I have a favorite lmao
Sorry this too so long, my brain isn't braining lately but it's done!! <3 I hope you liked it
#obey me shitpost#obey me ask#obey me headcanons#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me luci#obey me levi#obey me asmo#obey me beel#obey me belphie#obey me brothers#obey me mc#obey me gn!reader
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I’m sorry but I’m just a really huge Yves stan. Like listen, Yves would freak me out so bad that I would probably be sweating profusely every time he is within a 6 feet radius, but like as someone who went through parentification and was essentially a glass child with unmet needs when I was younger , the motherly vibes that Yves exudes,,, I’m sorry but I would be hooked, addicted even. Hell I might become the yandere too who knows LMAO.
Like Monty would be cool because I wouldn’t be as intimidated by him, well aside from his sheer size but he’s just a bit sleezy to me I dunno but Yves has this sort of lithe, vampiric, serpent like essence to him that would make me nervous but excited. Hell having someone pour into me in THAT fashion would have me excited.
Also and like correct me if I’m wrong (this is my interpretation) but I feel like Monty is the type of guy that would’ve folded for any person that gave him attention during that time. Like reader was just caught up at the right (wrong) time and now has him following them everywhere, when this literally could’ve been someone else (I think this was already addressed in the story, either this one or the first Monty story I can’t remember) but like YVES, I feel like he has a specific reason why he chose the reader, we would never know but there’s probably something really unique about his darling that makes him so enamored, maybe it a combination of things, who knows. But I feel like his love is more unique and special, to me.
I dunno man I just want someone to check up on me like Yves, I’m down bad.
tw: implication of suicide
YES I BE FUKIN DOWN BAD 4 YVES TOO CAUS HE IS SO MOTHERLY
okay so like the reason why Yves is so into you has been a hot topic on this account, originally i planned to be like some sort of reincarnation shit but that wouldn't hold much water and it would be a little too creepy to imply that he was watching even before ur birth, kinda like preordering a partner and that's already grooming
so i left it vague and up for interpretation and just said he's the allegory of a perfect parent (one link within the link) like i promise i do not condone grooming n incest shit but like, something about having someone knows you deeply and wholly like a fucking parent is really hot, not hot in the "i want to fuck my mom and dad" kinda way, but more like "OH GOD PLEASE I FUCKING WISH YVES IS REAL I WANT TO BE TAKEN CARE OF SO BAD AND I WANT SOMEONE TO SEE IM SUFFERING AND TAKWE IT AWAY FROM MEEEEE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEAASSSEEEEEEE"
these themes literally show up in almost all my works esp Yandere older brother, Yandere best friend and heavily in my Language Barrier series
Whereas for monty, that was my attempt of like trying something new, stuff that I' don't necessarily fancy but it's a nice change of pace, the exact opposite of Yves; the stereotype of the man of the house: dirty, manchild (cant cook), fixes shit his own, doesn't even own a house to handle its affairs, uses dishsoap to wash himself, sex fiend, financially irresponsible, inattentive but trying his best beer is my best friend
Whereas Yves is a stereotype of the woman, cooks, clean, has a 20 step skincare routine, takes care of his looks, hygiene, dress up well, proper etiquette, makeup, handles the finance, saving himself after marriage, more research than the FBI, loves fashion, fitness, live laugh love
and like i get it im not surprised , there will be those who prefer monty over Yves and Yves over monty. just like there's this anon who said something along the lines of Monty are for those who want to fix him, while Yves is for those who wants to BE fixed.
i did have a lot of anons disliking both sides of the yin n yang which was expected n shit
and yes ur right, Monty would have fallen for anyone who saved him not necessarily you, you just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time- but his saving grace is that once he latched on , he's never letting go there is no one that could replace you. Mans is going to off himself if you're gone
in conclusion, im also downbad for yves
sauryy montyy
#yandere#tw yandere#yandere x you#yandere oc x reader#male yandere oc x reader#yandere concept#yandere male#oc yves#yandere oc#yandere x reader#oc montgomery#tw suicide
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THE VAs ALL SERVEDDD IT WAS SO GOOD EVERYONE SOUNDS AMAZING🤩🤩
very nice art and I've no problems with the animation + honestly I barely noticed the cgi in the opening so no idea what people are complaining abt
where do I start...animated karasu and his lovely voice...hairdown barou in the bathroom scene...raichi gagamaru and the crocodile eyebrow dude being a little trio...top 6 in full color (also loved otoya's reaction to rin and shidou lmao) etc.
i LOVED the art (+ music) for the opening and ending!! so pretty..it's honestly so different from the high-energy fast pace openings from s1 and it's pretty refreshing
THE ADDITIONAL TIME LMAO the groups in the end make sooo much sense and I would love if they gave these trios extra time on-screen bc they're not conventional like tabieitaken (although I love this trio too) also imagine: one room is quiet, having the most composed players in bluelock...and the other room sounds like it's about to blow up in 5 seconds (it's all shidou and otoya's fault fr)
3rd selection and u-20 are my favorite arcs so I'm really excited for this season!!
also! team kindness and my bby nanase coming up soon!! 🥹🥹
the va’s for blue lock are always SO GOOD they sound exactly like what i imagined!! i really liked tabieitaken and shidou’s voices i can’t imagine anything better (side note but yuki’s dub voice from s1 was so satisfying i can’t wait for the s2 dub to release just to listen to him talk more)
i didn’t even notice cgi in the opening i think i’m gen blind to that stuff DHFHSHHS but yeah agreed the art looked really good to me!! i’m v happy with it…NO YOU’RE SO RIGHT THEY DID EVERYONE SO WELL THEY ALL LOOK GORG!! hehe i was fr giggling and kicking my feet the entire time
HELPPP i’ve been saying since the summer that i think karasu otoya and shidou should be a trio because shidou matches their energy much better than yukimiya (i think yuki should be best friends with reo they have very congruent vibes) i’m so glad we’re actually getting to see that coming to fruition 🤩 you’re so right though i bet that’s such a chaotic room 😭 meanwhile the other room is rin meditating nagi gaming and yukimiya doing…idk yukimiya stuff (skincare?? he seems like he’d have a good routine)
I’M SO HYPE TOO I CAN’T WAIT considering nagi karasu and barou (in that order) are my top three you KNOW third selection and u20 is when i am eating best!! so i’m super excited for the rest of the season 🙂↕️
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Obsessing over the idea of painting the BSD men's nails
Painting Dazai's a teal to match his bolo tie (he'd want to paint yours too (they look bad and he hates having to wait for them to dry, they're already smudged before you finish his other hand
Doing an entire skincare routine with Chuuya, he gets a nice cunty red (has to be bribed a bit, but he'd love it after)
Atsushi with a yellow or purple to match his eyes
Painting Kenjis with cow spots
Fukuzawa doesn't get it but he sees everyone else with painted nails and wants to join in (he gets a forest green to match his clothes <3)
Tachihara with a red or olive green (Red for HD Tachi and olive green for PM to match his coat)
Convincing Oda with the kids' help and it's a huge mess, but he gets a pretty burgundy
Fyodor getting a dark purple almost black (He hates it and needs so much convincing, gags every time he bites his nails and makes you take it off after a few days)
Nikolai gets a different color on each finger because he can't choose just one (it looks horrendous but he loves it)
Sigma with a white base and purple iridescent flakes (He'd love it and paint your nails in return, and unlike Dazai's they'd look absolutely perfect)
Bram knows what nail polish is and that it's pretty but??? Why do you want to paint them??? He lets you and Aya do it and they look gorgeous
Jouno cringes and shivers every time you put a new layer on (the polish is cold) so he makes you do something simple and you just do some pretty red french tips (To match his hair)
Tetcho just vibing and doesn't mind it, black with nice pink accents that match the color of plum blossoms for his ability name
Brainrotting so hard rn
NO WAIT I LITERALLY LOVE THIS???
dazai would LOVE to let you paint his nails (only if u let him paint urs in return) !! and choosing teal to match his bolo tie is adorable ! also you're so right about him being terrible at it tho, like he'd somehow manage to get the nail polish literally everywhere BUT your nails 🤦🏽♀️
THE SKINCARE ROUTINE WITH CHUUYA IS SO ACCURATE — imagine putting facemasks on each other while listening to girly pop music 🤭 and the fact that he has the money for the expensive skincare stuff 🥰 oh and he'd look SO good with a cunty red shade, his hands are so pretty ugh bye.
atsushi is so cute, i wanna squeeze him to death :( i think he'd totally match yellow nails !! (with maybe little cute tiger stickers on them? :)
ALSO IMAGINE AKUTAGAWA WITH BLACK NAILS??? *plays emo boy by ayesha erotica* he’d look so good 🫣 maybe add little red streaks or some skulls on them — adorable !!
personally, i’d put nail polish on fedya just to stop him from biting his nails. i can just imagine him forgetting about the painted nails and biting them out of instinct and immediately recoiling back from disgust after tasting the chemical lmao
NIKOLAIII YOURE SO RIGHT HE’D CHOOSE THE MOST TACKIEST CLOWNISH COLOURS 😭 and u can’t even be mad bc he looks so giggly and excited to try them on :( he’s such a little shit while ur painting them for him too — like man won’t stop squirming for 5 secs and eventually u have to yell “BITCH STAY STILL” and he’s like “hehe 😜”
i’d add more but your descriptions are so accurate idk what else to add 😭😭
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La Squadra and Self Care
this has been sitting in my drafts for way too long so it’s time to finally post lmaooo. self care, hygiene, what they smell like, how they relax. a whole bunch of stuff. honestly they’re more just like personal life headcanons for the boys but oh wellll. enjoy! also i’m working on requests and stuff, i’m just so busy with class work and some things going on in my personal life i’m sorry </3
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Illuso:
self care king honestly
in terms of hygiene, this guy showers twice a day, three times if hes around or has the time
face mask before bed every second night and has a morning and evening skincare routine
often likes to reward himself at the end of the week with a nice bath surrounded by some scented candles. this is his favourite way to relax
has a very strict sleep schedule. if you wake him up before 8am and it’s not important, he will fight you lmao
his hair is of most importance so takes great care of it. he washes it very regularly and loves to brush it until it’s silky smooth
he will not leave the house with any knots in his hair. for this reason, he takes a hairbrush with him in case he has to brush it whilst gone
he smells like his shampoo tbh. like some sort of floral scented shampoo
he’s always making use of body sprays and colognes too. normally also floral scented
to relax, aside from a nice bath, he likes to sit down and read people’s horoscopes. he probably keeps some sort of horoscope journal so he likes to fill that out too
sometimes he’ll play video games with formaggio and some of the other guys
Formaggio:
honestly i can’t unsee that one part where he doesn’t wash his hands after going to the bathroom so this man is…questionable with his hygiene
showers when he remembers or can be bothered
applies way too much deodorant and probably reeks of lynx africa
that being said, he probably puts on cologne sometimes
he doesn’t have a routine to be honest. just a shower and deodorant and he’s probably good to go. cologne if he remembers it or the situation requires it
illuso and proscuitto have probably tried to persuade him to do face masks and skin care routines with them but he always tells them it’s a waste of time lmao
people buy him fancy shower gels and stuff for christmas and he doesn’t take the hint. he continues to use the lynx africa shower gel that came in a set with his deodorant
all jokes aside i think he would shower when he knows he’s unclean or personally feels unclean
always taking breaks for his mental state, most likely playing video games. it’s his escape. he enjoys playing them with ghiaccio and melone
he often stays up late doing so but this man will ALWAYS catch up on his sleep lmaooo. he’ll probably be napping at the worst possible times due to a messed up sleep schedule
also likes to relax by crocheting little hats for his cat <3
also uses 2-in-1 shampoo and body wash (nothing wrong with it btw, i just definitely see him using it)
Prosciutto:
has amazing self care, this man definitely has a big self care routine (partly because he’s worried grateful dead will have a negative effect on his appearance)
definitely showers every day, maybe even twice a day
i think he would use a bit of hair products like spray or gel so i think he’d be the kind of guy who washes his hair everyday otherwise it’s gonna be really clogged up there with all that hair product lmaooo. sometimes just simply washes it with water, other times he’s using shampoo and conditioner
also uses a lot of cologne. never leaves the house without it. he’d rather be caught dead than not have on his favourite scent
speaking of what he smells like, i haven’t smelled many men’s cologne, but i do know i love the smell of tom ford noir and i can picture him wearing this
also leaning into the whole what he smells like thing, he probably has a faint whiff of tobacco from him. it lingers on his clothes but not in a pungent, unpleasant way. it’s more comforting and has become part of his natural scent alongside his cologne :) he makes sure he doesn’t reek of cigarettes
he probably has a lot of colognes (probably gets them as birthday and christmas gifts when no one knows what else to get him). he also probably has a lot of skin care items
speaking of skin care, he definitely has a routine he does every morning and night for sure. he hates it when his skin starts to feel rough in the slightest. also shaves often for this reason. he hates the feeling of hair on his face
will take time for himself by stepping away and going to read, he’ll probably do a face mask while doing so lmao
on the whole sleep schedule thing, this man goes to bed at 11pm. maybe 10:30pm if he’s extra sleepy. he’ll only stay up late if a job requires it
not exactly self care but i just wanted to include the headcanon that pros carries a tiny little foldaway comb in his suit jacket pocket at all times
i also think he’s the kind of guy who sings in the shower lmaooo. he likes to sing heart of glass by blondie (i’m going to make a post on my music headcanons for la squadra but it’s gonna be a little messy and all over the place in terms of what i think the guys would listen to sooo that post might be a while away lmaooo)
Risotto:
just like prosciutto and illuso, he has his own morning routine. doesn’t have a skin care routine per se but he definitely uses face creams and such when he remembers or has the time
also a man who showers daily
he doesn’t bother too much about his hair unlike pros and illuso since his hair is kept under his hat anyway
that being said, he does wash it regularly. he gets irritated when he knows it feels unclean
he mostly relaxes by reading and listening to music. he also likes crime novels but often finds them rather cliche and can work out everything before the end of the book
also listens to music a lot while doing things like paperwork or other activities that don’t require him listening to his surroundings. music is a big comfort for risotto for sure
i feel like he often struggles to sleep so he often uses sounds he finds relaxing to get to sleep (mostly rainforest noises)
i have a shower song for risotto too unfortunately and it’s pour some sugar on me by def leppard :,)
i think he’s definitely got the cleanliness part nailed down but he’s not so good at relaxing since he’s always so busy so he’s probably not the best at self care
he’s always getting lectured by the other guys to take a break and take some time to himself for a while because honestly, he often forgets to take any time for himself
Ghiaccio:
firstly, he definitely relaxes by playing video games and reading comic books. he loved to escape in stuff like that
i also feel like he relaxes by cleaning for some reason. like, he finds it very satisfying and calming to clean up his room while he listens to some music in his headphones and blocks out the shenanigans of all the other guys lmaooo
as for his levels of cleanliness, i can see him being a very clean man in all aspects
just like pros and illuso, he showers at least twice a day. however, unlike pros and illuso, he probably uses like a 2-in-1 shampoo and body wash. i can imagine him wondering (more like ranting) about why you would buy two individual products for more money when you can have the two products in one and save money
despite melone's efforts to try and change ghiaccio's ways, ghiaccio does not have a facial care routine in terms of things like moisturizers
he does, however, take care of his skin more now than he ever did due to constant outbreaks of spots so i can definitely see him at least using some sort of fancy face wash, even if he does refuse to do any other parts of a skincare routine
Pesci:
first of all, this boy likes watching slime videos to relax. he finds the noises very relaxing!
also likes to watch tik toks to take a break from the world
just like his big bro, he has a very good self care routine! he has a very similar one in fact
has a skin care routine and normally follows alongside prosciutto to make sure he’s doing it right
sometimes joins in the face masks
also he smells of apple shampoo! the smell is very comforting to him <3
other ways he likes to relax is by doodling. he’s not necessarily great at art but doing little doodles makes him happy. i totally think he would have his own OCs for the different media he consumes (he’s just like me fr)
also likes to read to relax! he often reads comic books and gets a lot of recommendations from ghiaccio and borrows them from him often
if he can’t fall asleep on his own, he sometimes goes to formaggio or ghiaccio’s room and falls asleep watching them play their video games
but for the most part he has a strict bedtime set for himself to ensure he gets the sleep he needs
Melone:
loves getting his nails done
also likes doing other peoples nails to help them relax too
just like prosciutto and illuso, this guy also has a good self care routine in terms of skin care and hygiene
also part of the face mask gang. i can imagine melone, illuso and prosciutto have a little self care night doing each others nails and doing face masks and having a good little gossip
part of the night owl gang. he stays up late often playing games with formaggio and ghiaccio though he probably is the first one to cave in and go to bed
again, i think he would like to read. he definitely has a stack of books at his bedside that he’s desperately trying to get through when he has the time
i think he would also have a floral scent to him. illuso often accuses of stealing his shampoo or body sprays because the smell is so similar
very sensitive to light when he’s trying to sleep. even the tiniest little bit of light sneaking through the curtains will disturb him so he sleeps with an eye mask over his eyes
Sorbet and Gelato
as per usual, i don’t have many headcanons for these guys but whatever they do, fully expect them to be joined at the hip
i mean they’re brushing their teeth in the bathroom together, they’re doing their skincare routines in sync
they shower separately but they do enjoy having baths together. in fact, this is probably their ideal way to relax
they definitely like to paint each other’s nails too when they have the time. the second any one of them has a chip in the polish, they’re taking it off and redoing it for sure
they also like to snuggle up on the sofa together with a blanket sharing the same book as they read together <3
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Oooh perfume/scent discourse, may I chime in 👀 I’ll take any excuse to talk perfumes bc I love perfumes 😌💕
I agree w the consensus that Gaz would smell absolutely delicious/the best. That man takes care of himself, he has a skincare routine and all. I think on the daily, he would use Creed aventus. It would suit him perfectly tbh. For a special occasion, I see him going for a Tom Ford private blend, tobacco vanille maybe. Ysl’s Tuxedo would suit him so well too 👌🏻
As for the others. I can see Soap being indifferent to perfumes but still putting in the effort to smell nice, if that makes sense. He, based on the mohawk, obviously cares about his looks and how he is perceived. This man walked into a Sephora once he was on leave and bought a bunch of the perfumes the salesperson recommended to him. That could have been Prada l’homme, Boss bottled, Dior Sauvage/Sport even.
Ghost doesn’t use any perfume, and other than a hint of the standard issue body wash they provide at base, you can’t detect a scent on him. I feel like allowing himself something so personal and “normal” like a scent/perfume goes against the whole idea of him putting himself out there as “Ghost”, if that makes sense?
I see Price going for something classic when he’s off duty. Aqua di Gio would suit someone of his age perfectly tbh. JPG’s le male is another one.
Alejandro is another one who goes for the classics. Dior’s Fahrenheit just screams classic man to me tbh, and I can definitely see him wear it. Chanel Allure would also suit him so well!
As someone with little to no perfume/scent knowledge, I will take your expert opinion on this lmao.
I agree.
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Everyday you hear of athletes knocking someone up, so from what we know about his dating habits I’m so impressed that it never happened to Lewis, he must be using two condoms at a time 💀. As far as going out only with influencers and insta models, it’s sad but it’s probably because they’re easier to “manage”, I mean I’m sure you’ve heard this before but a lot of these girls go out with rich men to get nice trips and gifts and maybe a little bit of fame, so there’s no relationship pressure or expectations, and if he says he has no time for real relationships then it’s perfect for him. I have to say, the fact that they’re so much younger than him it’s starting to get a little bit icky to me, but it make sense because it’s definitely more difficult to find a woman 30+ who’s willing or has the time to be put on the backburner and come running when she’s called up once or twice a year. I know he always says he wants a family and kids but at this point it wouldn’t surprise me if he became a leonardo di caprio type of man (saw someone on twitter use this expression and I think it fits).
Ewww to Leo Di-rob the crib 🤢. I hope he doesn't.
I also want him to drop that secret more than his skincare routine. 🤭 Cause baby's skin is flawless. I wanna know the workaround he has been using for 15+ years. 👀
I agree women in their 30s or his age range (most) have their shit together, know what they want and what they don't and have strong boundaries on what they will accept and what they won't mainly from the lessons they have gone through in life. However there are tons who don't fall into this category and we see them all the time on IG and tabloids 👁️🗨️👁️🗨️.
I've said it before I don't think he really wants commitment like that. Man is enjoying himself as much as he can for as long as he can. Honestly if I were a man I would be living foul too..😂 I'm here for a good time not a long time. 🙃 Shiiiiiit I might slang community 🍆 too. 🫣
Don't judge me. Lmao
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do you have a skincare routine (and how many steps is it)?
(asking bc I know chicky must’ve educated you on this topic extensively LMAO)
obviously yes but I would be nowhere without my guru @chickywickers. the skincare routine has also adapted recently to incorporate products recommended by @rowanisawriter, who is also a skincare girlie.
AM
Skip the face wash! I just use micellar water or regular water don't @ me
Serum: Jan Marini Bioclear Face Lotion (just in one little area I'm fighting some hyperpigmentation in - it's $$$ but it works)
Serum: ZO Daily Power Defense OR Glossier Vitamin C on Rowan's rec
Moisturizer: Currently using Good Science Beauty 004-Br Skin Brightening Cream but I haven't settled on anything I love in a while - taking recs!
Sunscreen: Beauty of Joseon sunscreen!
PM
Face Wash: I alternate but either the Kate Somerville Sensitive Skin Cleanser or the Ole Henrikson Vitamin C one
Serum: Either repeat 2 and 3 from AM or do Arazlo (the newfangled version of prescription tretinoin called trazarotene idk my derm gave it to me)
Moisturizer: I just ran out of Fresh Lotus Youth Preserve Dream Night Cream - holy shit I love this stuff, I will be repurchasing eventually - but I just picked up the Watermelon Glow AHA Night Treatment again on Rowan's rec (it's been years since I've tried but I love it)
CeraVe Eye Repair Cream - I don't like this, I want something different
Oil: I just ran out of my Biossance Rose and Squalane oil and cheaped out and replaced it with the Ordinary Rose Hip Seed Oil, which is not nearly as nice but does the trick
Sometimes I'll top it off with a little Vanicream if I want to be extra moisturized lol
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