#also I’m not normal about this whole even days thing😩

[ariadnethedragon]

QUEEN CHARLOTTE: A BRIDGERTON STORY

1.03 - Even Days

[luvyurself]

Protective

a/n : he was my first love I was so mad when they gave him a love interest 😩 (also I totally didn’t forget one day nuh uh)

flufftober masterlist

artist for the pics ngh

c/n : she/her pronouns, shy reader, inspired by scarlet witch, your nervous about going to a party, kai loves her, he’s very in love with you, he wuvs you and it’s sick, he’ll protect u from partygoers

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the mayor of ninjago wanted to personally thank the ninja for their service in protecting city whenever it seemed to attract the most world dominating villains.

so what better way to thank the cities only heroes than a huge fancy party?

each of the ninja were eager to go, the day of the party being filled of excitement and preparing for the night.

all except for one.

it’s not that she was ungrateful, she was very appreciative of the cities gratitude for them. it was just, well, she’s not very fond of massive parties like these.

she tried to get her mind off of it while her and the girls got ready. it helped ease her a bit as nya helped with her hair, skylor and her trying to find the perfect outfit, and even pixel helped pick out some jewelry for her.

though as she stood in the shared bathroom staring at herself in the mirror, she could still feel her hands shaking in nerves as she did her makeup.

she grumbled in frustration as she messed up her eyeliner for what seemed like the millionth time, grabbing the makeup wipe to carefully clean it off.

she flinched as she saw someone standing behind her in the reflection of the mirror, the person giving a small laugh, “calm down, babe, just me.”

she sighed softly, looking at him through the reflection, “kai…you look really nice.” her usually quiet tone filled his ears, making him smile as he pulled on the fabric on his neck.

“didn’t mean to scare you, just needed the mirror to tie this stupid tie.” he mumbled, “I never knew how to do this thing.”

a ghost of a smile graced her lips, placing down her eyeliner pen as she turned to face him, “here.” she spoke, her hands shaking as she grabbed the tie to begin.

she felt kai’s eyes stare at her as he quietly observed her, studying how she bit the inside of her cheek, huffed a bit when she would mess up a little thing.

he let a dreamy sigh escape his lips, “you look gorgeous, you know?” he said, his voice dripping with sweetness.

her ears grew warm at his comment, humming in reply as she pulled the tie up and smooth out his blazer.

an eyebrow quirked at her, “you okay, sweetheart?” he started, looking at her with a concern expression, “you’re, like, more quiet then normally.”

she paused what she was doing, her hands gripping his blazer as she dragged them down and back to her side.

“I guess….I’m a bit….nervous.” she mumbled, pushing a strand of hair behind her ear. “I don’t know…”

kai’s eyes softened, since the day he met her she was always quiet and shy, her personality always a sharp contrast to what her element was.

he placed his hand on her shoulder, rubbing it with a steady pace, “hey, it’s okay to be nervous.” he spoke, “I know it’s not really your scenery, but we are all gonna be with you there.”

she sighed, her hand moving to grab his hand off of her shoulder to hold it, “I don’t want you guys to worry about me…you guys should just be there to have fun.”

kai tutted, a teasing smile on his face, “well, it’s a fancy dinner date, so I don’t know how much fun I’ll have there.”

he then spun her around to face the mirror, looking at her through it, “but, what I do know, is that I’ll never leave your side. I will be with you the whole night, and you could just say the word and me and you can leave.”

she gave a little pout at that, “I can’t ask you to do that. I can try and manage myself.”

“you’re not asking,” he insisted, resting his chin on her shoulder, “I’m offering.” he planted a kiss to her neck, her body shivering a bit as his breath fanned against her skin.

“and I know you can manage yourself, you’ve proven that to me multiple times.” he whispered, his arms wrapping around her waist as he took a glance at her, “but, in a very non-toxic-boyfriend-way, I’ll always want to protect you in anyway. even if it’s at fancy pantsy parties.”

she lets out a quiet laugh, her hands resting on top of his as she leaned against his head, “thank you, kai.” she turned to kiss his head, looking back at him.

“besides,” kai started again, grabbing her hand and messing with her fingers, “I can always ask you to spice up the party and make everyone think they are naked.”

“you-“ she pulled her hand away, pressing her hand against his face and carefully pushed it away, “are horrible.”

he let out a groan, “come onnn…master of chaos magic and you can’t have a bit of fun.”

she picked up her eyeliner pen, her hand no longer shaking as she glanced back at him. “your meaning of fun is me mind manipulating the party?” she questioned, beginning her wing.

“oh come on,” she could hear the smile in his voice, “you think it’s hilarious.”

“a little bit.”

[sheenashifts1217]

Hiii, what do you typically wear in your asgard dr? I know some people tend to wear dresses since the style is more old fashioned but i was curious if you can/want to wear pants/shorts

And what is your social life like there? Do you have duties or parties to attend or something because of you relationship?

Hiii, thank you for your questions! I love talking about my DR 😩💗

So my outfits really differ based on where I’m at. As a princess, I am expected to “dress the part” when I’m out and on “princess duties”. So I wear lots of flowy dresses and corsets and tiaras. I could wear pants and blouses, I suppose, but it’s not really my style anyway. I love dressing up in pretty dresses and skirts.

When I’m just walking around the villages or having a casual day working on magic and doing mundane activities, I wear more casual dresses and skirts and tops.

When it’s just me and Loki in our quarters, or sneaking around at night or even sneaking on earth (which we tend to do a lot) I’ll wear a lot of clothes similar to what I would wear here. Leggings and tshirts, tank tops, etc… Well, sneaking on to earth I dress a bit better than just leggings and a tank top, but still “midguardian”clothes. When it’s just Loki and I in our quarters, I’m normally wearing shorts and a tshirt, or sweats and a bra or something. It’s usually pretty casual. I do have really cute nightgowns and robes that I wear sometimes too.

Socially, I am well known since I’m a princess, but my circle is small. I’m with Loki more than anything, but I have Val, and a few friends from my CR. I’m also very close with Frigga. Thor and I are friends as well, but we’re not super super close. There are a lot of people who don’t approve of Loki and I’s relationship. They don’t approve of me as a princess at times as well, but that’s a whole other story.

I do a lot within the kingdom and help my community. I spend lots of time mentoring children of the village in arts like music, dance, and theatre. I myself, practice magic since im the infinity witch. Frigga mentored both Loki and I as we were growing up. Now, Loki gives me many of my lessons, but Frigga and I still meet once a week for lessons.

There are lots of balls I get to attend. I also attend council meetings and things like that. I don’t HAVE to attend all the balls, and to be honest, Loki isn’t super crazy over them, but I love them so we go to most of them. He loves to go for me 😭.

Loki has to go on “quests” with Odin and Thor and the other warriors at times. Odin doesnt always go, sometimes it’s just Loki and the others, but I normally stay on Asgard during those because Loki doesn’t want me to get hurt, even though I tell him I’ll be fine. Plus Odin isn’t the best to me and says I will “be a burden”. Though Loki has made it quite clear to him that I’m not.

[meowriddler]

A/N: Heyy y’all this is my first fanfic so be nice 😩 and this is my first time using tumblr I have zero clue how to use this thing……

Warning: maybe cringe also I didn’t proof read this ( I say this knowing damn well I reread this a million times)….. and it’s a Edward x reader so yeah

Who is she?

Edward’s pov

Life is so unbearably cruel; my whole life is a cruel riddle that I seem to never know the answer to. I’ve been suffering and rejected my whole life. I’ve never been wanted or needed by anyone. I’m just a waste of space. I try to readjust the collar of my buttoned-up shirt; it’s getting hot and stuffy in here. Remember to breathe, Edward it’s going to be ok. I tell myself that, hoping that one day I will truly believe that lie. I look up at those dull faces of people who only care about themselves. I bet even if I dropped dead here, no one would spare me a glance. After all, this is Gotham. As the train stops, a couple walks in holding hands, almost clinging to each other. I can’t help but feel even more lonely than I already am. I look down at my phone and stare at the blank screen, seeing only my sad reflection.

It seems like everyone around me is happy; why can’t I be happy? Why can’t I be accepted? I can’t help the fact that I’m not normal. I let out a defeated sigh. I glance up for the very last time, and I can’t help but do a double take. I can feel my face heat up as I stare in awe at the being that is in front of me. She’s beautiful. I can't help but stare. She's like a pearl among a sea of rocks. I can feel my heart racing. I know I probably look like a creep now, but I can’t help it. She's ethereal. She glances up from her phone. She makes eye contact. I immediately look away, hoping she won’t think of me as a creep. I don’t even know her, but yet I’ll get on my knees and beg for her forgiveness.

She smiles at me. Wait, she actually smiled at me? I don’t remember the last time anyone has ever smiled at me, well, I don’t think anyone really did, but she didn’t look at me with disgust or fear, just kindness. She’s truly an angel; who is she?

She looks back at her phone, just minding her own business, unaware of the individual who just fell head over heels for her.

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A/n : sorry for any mistakes English isn’t my first language 😔 bro tumblr is ass I had to make another account

[jokaarija]

Top five moments what made you go "yeah that boy is not straight" about Bojan? (for science)

ohh hello there 👀 sorry for the late reply btw!! so i’m not gonna be doing a ranking per se, this is just a list

(if you wanna take this seriously or not it’s up to you, these are just my silly Thoughts and Feelings) alright let’s goo

1. the use of gender neutral language when asked about romantic relationships/girls which is very very hard to do in slovene or any other gendered language. he goes out of his way to do it which is interesting but at the same time i really appreciate that he’s normalizing it

2. this is just how i remember the translation being but when asked in this interview about esc being a lgbtq event, and wether or not they want to experiment with that, bojan said “i believe that for now i’m not tempted”. the fact that he used “for now” was very interesting to me, he pretty much leaves room for anything to happen in his future, he’s not completely ruling that out and i love that for him!! note that this interview was before the pre parties and everything which leads me to my next point

3. jere. i can’t even choose one moment just.. jere, he IS the moment!! if you were to tell me he was the reason bojan had a sexuality crisis/awakening i wouldn’t bat an eyelash:)) also, i have no idea how bojan was before esc, this whole thing is basically me projecting, but i wouldn’t be surprised if being around jere, and the eurovision experience in general made him more comfortable to express himself

4. marco mengoni. yes, hear me out!! (this can also be read as him having crushes on other men in general) inspired by an interview where bojan goes “marco mengoni ahhhhh 😩” i made a gifset with some of their moments together that never saw the light of day so here u go

interesting, interesting

5. this is probably gonna be my favorite but god he really enjoys getting on the floor for other men doesn’t he? 😭 and the examples are plenty!! tavastia 1.0, him being stepped on, the countless of times he gets on his knees on stage in front of men? yeah yeah

honorable mention: kris being the number one supporter of the bojan is not straight agenda 🫶

[lpsluvblr]

More things that have potential to fix Vinnie:

being banished back to Italy

cutting his friends' names on his skin

sitting in slime for 24 hours Mr. Beast challenge style

getting tickled into submission

having the ability to spit out poison whenever he wants, literally

spending the night at Ikea alone without any electricity

participating in Squid Game

looking into his biggest enemy's eyes just to realize he can see only himself

going into hibernation for a year

getting stuck in a time loop for a while. There's not anything he needs to do to return to a normal timeline like Russell needed, he just gets stuck for like a week or something

being thrown into a snake pit

actually looking for a needle in a haystack

being put into a deadly trap Saw movies style

participating in Danganronpa death game

meeting his younger self and beating the shit out of him

or meeting his older self who beats the shit out of him

or his alternative universe self and they beat the shit out of each other (Vincent would like to have a word with him)

First of all, I’d like to ask if this man can be fixed, but if any of these work, it’s worth a shot right lol 

Honestly, I think he would be so happy to go back to Italy, but not without Sunil 💕

I could see him doing that and then Russell would just say “you know tattoos exist, right!?” 

He would enjoy it honestly 10 out of 10 for him

Hehe when does he not honestly already do that now willingly I might add ok well half willingly lol

Bro if he has the ability to do that, I guarantee you he would use it for evil or just randomly spit on people for fun 👀

I feel like you would honestly really enjoy that because he would find other ways to entertain himself that were way more destructive than everyone thought who needs electricity when he can build the furniture fort lol 

Sorry can’t lie he’d be the first one eliminated 

That one’s so deep omg I love it 😩

Wait, doesn’t he already do this? he can sleep a whole day away because of ✨ depression ✨ 🙃

I wonder if he would even notice unless it was a really annoying day that he had to repeat over and over again he just waited out like the chill man he is but I could see him getting annoyed over his friends, repeating themselves lol 

Wait what kinda snakes? Does he live? Can he fight them oh dear Sunil would go absolutely feral if he found out about this 😂 

He would for hours and hours and I would have suspicion to believe that would be peppers idea should have a live stream of him doing that while she laughs at him in the background and encourages him to keep looking or he do this out of his own free will because why not? 

See this is where he would shine. He would somehow escape and end up with the saw murdering everybody else just for fun. 😈 or die trying whichever comes first to be honest.

Instantly dead.

Wait,wouldn’t  beating his own self to give himself more trauma? Because if so, that is the last thing this man needs but also maybe exactly what he needed?

God dang it Vinnie stop beating yourself to fix yourself that’s not how it works lol

I’m not sure who would win because they’re both equally crazy …but I’d love to be there for that fight and that conversation! I’d also like to hope that they would somehow fight up all their differences or it would just make them bigger enemies. 

[thygoddessouijathicc]

The Cursed Lizard Dave Fic I have been wanting to make for awhile

(Disclaimer: Dave is a lizard man. Haha funni. I’m sorry for this. Truly.)

It was a normal ass day in Five Nights at Dayshift world, and Jack couldn’t wait to put on his iron maiden fursuit and entertain annoying childs.

This day was as per usual, ruined quickly.

Jack kicked down the door to the door to the Saferoom. “SomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS MACARONI SO I TOOK A BITE OUT OF A TREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Jack loudly sings.

Orange Man KICKS DOWN DOOR, What Happens Next Will SHOCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

Jack finds his “total BFF” hunched in the corner, and he gets a VERY bad feeling. He cautiously approaches the man, ready to dart at any moment.

He notices that Dave is eating live beetles out of a Let’s potato chip bag and proceeds to do a Wojak face. VINE BOOM

Jack starts to emit a sonic screech and explode.

Dave is canvas flipped to be facing his booooooyfriiiiiiiiend hahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahaahhahahaa

“Why hello there, Old Sport.” Dave says entirely normally as he continues to eat bugs.

Jack continues to grossly sob and vibrate.

“Are you ok Old Sport?”

“B-BUG EATERRRRRRR!” Jack yells.

“Oh sorry ):” Dave says “Did you want some I’m sorry for not offering.”

“And why u eating bugs?” Jack says while doing the laughing while crying emoji face.

“Bugs r tasty Old Sport :D” Dave says while default dancing at Jack.

Jack t poses to assert dominance and Dave a poses in order to show his submissiveness and breedability OwO

“Nu bugs are gross >:(“ Jack replies.

“HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Dave said calmly.

“Baka it’s not like I like you or anything!” Jack says, as he reads the script given to him by the fandom. He stares at us all in utter disappointment.

“I agree Old Sport, but we’re not arguing about if nuclear power is sustainable, we’re arguing about bugs.”

“FUCK BEES!” Jack says. “Also stop being disgusting you disgusting man thing.”

“That’s LIZARDIST! >:0” Davey yells and starts crying because his boyfriend is lizardist.

“Lmao cope.”

“:(((((((((((((((((“

“Ok fine I’ll stop being lizardist. That is mean and I respect my friends. And so should you kids! Remember boundaries are important!”

“Ok thanks Jacky-Wacky UwU” Dave says as he crawls up and down the walls. Jack ragdolls.

“You being a lizard is pretty based NGL.”

“OHMYGODDDD THANK U >v<“ Dave explodes and rotates. “CAN YOOOOU HELP MEEEEE 🥺🥺🥺”

“With what you sexy lizard fecker.” Jack says, biting his lip pornographically.

“My skin is shedding but the stuff on my hand won’t come offfffffff 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺”

“Ok lol” Jack says, degloving Dave’s hand.

“Thank youuuuu Sportsyyyyyyyyyy” Dave says, as he hits the griddy.

“I want your lizard bussy ✌️😩” Jack says while flopping on the ground like a fish.

“UwU what’s this?” Dave says while the name of rom for you is death.

Davey eats a whole plate of spaghetti while vibrating.

Jack does a pirate jig.

Dave’s lizard frills flare up and he hisses.

What the fuck is going on here?

I’m the narrator and even I’m confused.

Dave glitches out and walks in the air for a minute.

“You know I’ve always been really into anthro lizards 🤪🤪🤪😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥴🥴🥴💩💩💩👅👅👅🧶🧶🧶” Jack says as h livesey walks towards Dave.

“Really UwU?” Dave says in return as he is pinned against a wall.

The troglodyte mating ritual is a strange one.

Suddenly, everything explodes and everyone died they lived happily ever after the end.

(Note: Accurate depiction of being in the lizard Dave cult.)

[blupengu]

Oh boy oh boy I finished Yves’s route…! Spoilers under the cut as usual!

👁️👄👁️ bruh

Okay one thing at a time! First off - Hugo is SO Yvesexual oh my god?? Bro just confess already please I’m sorry Ceres is getting in the way! “Partner” pffft yeah okay mister “I literally died from feeling too much love” sure, I hope we all find our own Hugo one day 😂

Also while all the CGs were beautiful in this route (oh his mask coming off, oh him crying in the corner, aaah the one with him sobbing into Ceres 😭 probably the best kiss CG even though it’s just like.. on the cheek LOL), can we talk about Yves’s hair-down sprite? Like… what is that. What happened? Yves honey who did your hair? Did you shred it with your sword yourself?? I would normally brush it off if it just looked a little odd, but Mathis, Lucas, and Ankou all have perfectly normal looking long hair (even Scien’s looks more normal) so clearly this was a choice. But it was a bad choice sorry my boy 💀

Now back to the route itself, I really liked it overall! Yves and Ceres I think have had the best romantic relationship build up (even if they both desperately need therapy). I just gotta yell out some feelings as if this is a liveblog lmao

The way I gasped when Dahut and Nadia showed up? Seriously I did not expect these two to steal my heart so much?? They’re truly a balm for my soul… Any time Dahut shows up now I’m like OH THANK GOD someone who doesn’t need therapy 😩

So… the science in his game has always been *hand wavey* and I think I’m generally good at just going with the flow in fictional stories, but like……… HUH??? Bruh I had to put down my controller and just stare at the screen for a hot second. We’re part flower - aight cool cool anime shit sure whatever. Their genes are different colors - uhhhh… okay, sure I guess? A pair of chromosomes are killed each year and that’s why everyone dies when they turn 23 - HOLD UP WHAT NOW??? Yoooo that’s actually hilarious it made me bust out laughing 😂 (I also still don’t understand why Yves’s family didn’t just tell Scien or someone about the fact that it was the toxins in the soil killing people?? Like bruh)

The whole “relivers can’t learn or change so people can’t even switch careers because their bodies don’t change” thing is also so dumb. Like… what does that even mean? If you worked out would you not gain muscle?? Practicing something wouldn’t help?? What about Hugo going from someone who didn’t have to work a day in his life to one of the best fighters just behind Yves and Adolphe in the Corps after he had become a reliver??? Ah nono don’t think about the science, don’t think about the science… 😩

I did very much love our boys banding together at the end though! If only it was against the mcfucking Royal family and Capucine (and whoever this mysterious “sponsor” is) instead of against Scien… dude I support your experiments, they really should’ve just let us die this time LOL (very glad Capucine got his ass handed to him though, god I hate Capucine… even though he’s kinda pretty, he’s not Jean levels of pretty enough to make me not hate him, especially after Nadia 😂 thank you Scien)

Also I’m sorry I went very feral with Lucas breaking free and showing up to help, especially in the Bourreau outfit in front of Yves and Adolphe!! Yaaas baby go use your superhuman strength to kill everyone, you’re doing great sweetie, SLAY!!! (literally) 😩😂 I really uwu-ed when Dahut was like, yeah I look up to Lucas so I’m kinda pissed at you Scien (best adult boy)… why do I feel like he’s gonna have a better chance at a happier end in Yves’s route than his own fucking salvation end lmao

And final thoughts, where was Ankou at the end?? I loved that he showed up to help Yves and he was the one to give him his mask, but buddy where did you go at the end??? Is there some multiverse or time travel shit going on???? Ceres really decided to follow in the footsteps of Lucas’s despair end with Yves though huh… 👁️👄👁️ sweetie I’m so sorry we really turned you in BBQ, a burnt chicken nugget, fire emblem Sigurd 💀 LMAO

Can’t wait to get into Le Salut!!

(But really why did Yves get 5 chapters when everyone else got 4… is it because he’s poster boy…? It’s because he’s poster boy isn’t it…)

[oh-my-damn]

Mandy bestie is it okay if I rant a little bit? I need advice 😩

I am 26, and I just graduated as a landscape architect ( I just used google translate bestie I’m sorry if it doesn’t make sense English is not my first language) I applied to a firm and got the job. The first day, everyone was so nice to me, welcomed me with open arms, except my boss. Actually one of my bosses. I have 3 in total, 2 men and 1 woman. And one of the men hated me. I never understood why. I gratuated the top of my class, was never late, did everything was told, I mean my 2 other bosses loved me but he just showed my the hardest time. One time, he even scolded me in front of everyone and I just wanted to punch him in the face, but couldn’t.

Okay, so a couple of days ago I was working late bc I had a project that I wanted to finish before I went back home bc I didn’t want to get yelled at again, and he was there too. I saw that he was looking at me from his office but I never looked up, I was just focused on my thing. Then he came over and apologized, saying that he was being unfair to me this whole time I was here and that I was one of the best in the firm. I was shocked, couldn’t say anything and asked why he was acting to me this way.

Mandy. Maaaandyyyyy.

He kissed me. He fucking kissed me right there. I was frozen in my lips while his kiss was making blood rush to my cheeks. I have to mention that he is 34 and fucking hot. Brown hair, hazel eyes, and beefy. I just never payed attention bc he was a dick to me. After the kiss he whispered “I hope that answered your question” and left me there with goosebumps.

Now I don’t know what to do. I mean yeah he’s fucking hot but also a dick, Mandy. I mean he humiliated me in front of the other assistants and I felt like a piece of shit.

I asked one of my coworkers who worked their for years of this was normal or if he did this with anyone and she said no. That he was a firm and good boss, didn’t talk much like the other two, but was always fair to everyone. He also hasn’t been dating for 4 years bc he couldn’t find the one. He only has one ex and that was he proposed to her, but she ended things off bc he was more focused to his job.

I’m lost. Like wtf am I supposed to do? Is he playing with me? Does he think I’m gonna be his work bitch like where do I go from here? He went to a work trip and I see him tomorrow again, and I’m fucking nervous like I never was before. What if he humiliates me again? Do I forgive him? Please help the girl out😭😭😭

Again, sooooo sorry for this long rant but I can’t tell anyone from work cuz I’m scared that I’ll get fired and I’m just scared my friends will say to go for it just bc he’s not, yk?

Thank you for listening 💖

BESTIE OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

YOU'RE LIVING THE FANFIC LIFE KSJKSJSKS

OKAY OKAY OKAY

sheeesh don't mind me giggling and blushing here..... WELL I think it all depends on how he treats you in front of everyone else now!

He better change his tune or you fuck him over. I have a feeling he's going to be nice, though. Most likely he was being rude bc he was conflicted about his feelings and didn't want anyone to know he liked you (men....)

But HOT DAMN

Are you into him? Are you even allowed to date him if he's your superior?!

OH MY GOD BESTIE TELL ME MORE

[lv-iceprince]

🎃…overall ship…🎃

@horanghaejamjam

goddamn katt, the self control i needed to not immediately write this ship, i'm so shy around you which is why i barely dm you but you're also the reason i like to procrastinate. i could write ships for you all day and fail university. you are my priority always <3

and just when I think i can’t fall for you harder than i already have 😩 the hair 😩 but like for real i was so excited to see you request again!!! i missed you so much 😭 the emojis are speaking for themselves but man I’m on cloud nine rn.

one extra special ship coming up!

i went so over word limit for this but i couldn't stop writing this, i have an addiction to this ship and i have to say this ship is the best one i've done so far, and it's extra special because it's for you. normally these ships are just over 600 words 630 max but holy shit this ended up having a word count of 1041. i literally struggle to write 1000 words of an essay but i can simp over you and this member and write a whole ass novel.

and such a sidenote but i just realised why i am so whipped for you and now it's so obvious, but it wasn't until you dyed your hair that i saw it. you remind me of a cartoon i used to watch as a kid, i used to watch all the time when i was 7-9 it was called ruby gloom and the theme song still slaps and you are literally irl ruby (even if your hair isn't red)! you're making me cry so much at that realisation

~ateez~ seonghwa🎃

This was the quickest decision I have ever made in the history of my indecisiveness. There is something that feels so beautifully domestic whenever I picture you and Seonghwa together, it’s so vivid that I can see the exact smile he would have for you, describing it wouldn’t give him justice so here you go.

You possess this incredible gentle nature and you are also the most honest and proud person I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. You transcend the need to hide so you wear your personality on your sleeve and it the most endearing thing in this world.

But I’m not the only person who thinks so, Seonghwa would be besides himself and it would really show in everything does. You bring forth this sense of docile innocence in him, even if you weren’t dating at the time Seonghwa would have the irresistible urge to open up to you and be his most vulnerable self.

Even though Seonghwa is very loving this would be a big deal to him, normally he feels that he has some control over the relationships that he has, both platonic and romantic, but in this case, he really wants to take the back seat and see what happens.

He adores your kindness and your willingness to even give him the time of day, even though he is the literal Park Seonghwa and he doesn’t owe you anything he still feels obliged to show you just how good a boyfriend he is.

I can’t say this enough you make him feel like a good memory, you bring him so much peace and he can’t imagine ever wanting to leave your side.

Before I return to the more drabbley section of my ship we need to address your absolutely stunning visuals! Each time I see you and your aesthetic I actually get so emotional.

You are so pretty in the most wholesome way and you are an absolute icon starting from your hair to your aesthetic outfits. You literally have forest pixie visuals and your eyes are just so hypnotic, it is only natural that I ship you with THE siren eyes visual Seonghwa.

Both of you are so dreamy and beautiful, but in a way that I haven’t seen before. You both exist outside of the standard beauty standard yet you also just outdo every beauty standard ever. I truly can’t express how fond I am of your visuals and combining that with Seonghwa you get a dream couple.

Now, the creativity that just about oozes from your fingertips will never not impress Seonghwa.

Following the soft domestic relationship dynamic Seonghwa truly loves how he can just stick close to your side and experience the most exciting sense of comfort.

Your internal black cat mom energy has rubbed off on Seonghwa and he really starts to assume the role of being the dad, aka, acting like a husband even if neither of you explicitly mention the idea of having a family.

But let’s be real he definitely wants to have a family with you whenever the opportunity arises. 

You’ve actually plagued him with so much wholesome energy that it makes the other members gag, it’s so sickening to see how gentle he is with you.  Seonghwa is actually shorter than you, so the most sickening act off affection you do is resting your head on top of his just to give him a soft little kiss.

Oh, and we thought Yunho was the one and only spiderboy but Seonghwa totally looks up at you with a blush coating his cheeks as he places a feather-light kiss on your lips.

I don’t know where else to put this but talking about kisses he totally has this fixation with your tattoos he will aimlessly trace them when he is sitting next to you and he will even kiss them. His favourite will definitely be the pawprints on your thigh.

He also has a habit of treating your dogs like his babies up until the moment that you have babies.

Another thing is that SEONGHWA IS PRACTICALLY MADE FOR BOOKSTORE OR BOBA DATES YOU CAN’T TELL ME OTHERWISE.

He also tends to giggle, like actually giggle whenever you call him “love”, “darling”, or “hun” even if you give that nickname to everyone you know.

Seonghwa loves you, that much is clear by how much of a damn baby he is around you, and he absolutely swoons whenever you present him with gifts or notes of encouragement but please be warned...

He will present you with even more elaborate gifts, and sometimes they are normal cute relationshippy things but other times they have this Seonghwa flare like him designing a custom you-seonghwa-and-your-dogs-in-a-cute-house lego set that you could build together all while he tells you that you’re way prettier in person.

All in all, there is something special about you, the way you look at him is enough to summon all the butterflies. Even if he holds back on the pda he will always say just how much he loves you, he will smother you with those three words. But it’s all in good faith. So many things have happened in his life but meeting you and having the privilege of falling in love with you is the greatest thing to have ever experienced in his life.

 Now, picture this, a bed full of plushies and in-between all of that is you and Seonghwa using your five blankets as a means of hiding away from the world. All the sounds around you are muffled and yes, it’s fall, the leaves have finally morphed into a flurry of browns and oranges.

Seonghwa’s slow breathing is irregular since he is humming some small song that has come straight from his heart. The lattes for two he made sit off to the side, widely neglected as you stare into each other’s eyes, he feels like he is living a dream, he wants you to pinch him so he could wake up and go about his days. But when you playfully poke his cheek, he finally realises that the sweetest thing in his life isn’t a dream, it isn’t a wish…

It’s true love.

[tamerajedwards]

Blog 8-14-2023

Mornings are tough. I’m slow.. was thing am I getting diabetes? Is it menopause because my hormones tank in the morning? Allergies? Which are at an all time high. 😩😩

My blood sugar was 106 upon walking this morning. (Seems normal)

BP 116/80 pulse 78 (normal)

Blood work at the doctor and EKG this week all (normal). Thank you Jesus!

But I feel crappy in the mornings. Ugh 😩 Guys you have no idea how crappy menopause is. Just be understanding of women. It is h@$$ to go through. We are chemistry sets. Our bodies are constantly trying to self correct. We are constantly trying to overcome sometimes upwards of 40 symptoms and juggle our daily lives at the same time.

Add in allergies and meds for that and it’s a HOT MESS!

Yesterday after I completed my 5th shift as a food sample gal at Costco. I have kept track of what I felt like on the job and by the end of the shift. I arrive feeling great and normal midway through the shift and by the time I leave I feel terrible. The cold air and dust in the warehouse has me coughing non stop even after medicating. I’m so congested! (yes even with a mask)

I can’t stand for 7 hours. I almost fainted. No one is suppose to stand that long without movement. They have been forgetting to give me my lunch break and I end up getting my lunch at 3 pm when I’m done working at 4:30. It’s not right! So I’m questioning the job fit for me.

I love people! I love 💕 talking to them. I’m personable and great at sales. People buy the products I’m demoing because I talk to them. I ask them about their health.

Yesterday a lady was having low blood sugar and was having a hot flash. I gave her a whole protein bar. I stood near her and her friend until she returned to normal and then talked about nutrition. Ways to get through menopause, sugar levels, acid reflux etc. I’m very passionate about wellness. Especially as I age. I want to help others.

I also met a valedictorian from a local high school. She can’t have dairy or gluten. She meal preps weekly and cooks for her and her parents. She’s beautiful and smart. Very knowledgeable! I told her she was going to change the world. I also told her to start something online to help young and old people eat healthy with her recipes and wealth of knowledge. She lit up with a smile. I love encouraging others. She made me cry.. and I stood their crying like a goof. I’m so sensitive.

Our American diets are killing us. The process foods have got to stop being our main sources of food.

This post is a little longer than planned but I just had something to say.

Be an encouragement to someone else to day. ❤️ One by one we can lift each other up. My heart was truly blessed. (Even when I felt so crappy physically)

And sometimes… you just need a cup of coffee. I had one the other day (Decaf) and I was surprised how good and normal I felt. There is something about a cup of Java…. It really is a cup of sunshine 🌞

Have a great day everyone!

[nothingbutfangirlsmut]

Shower Sex

Pairing: Minho x Reader

Rated: MATURE! 18+ ONLY! UNPROTECTED SEX!

Requested by: @anyataylorstan

“ Well hello 😩 shower seggs w Minho of maze runner after running a section of the maze with u and getting horny by the hot looking of y/n running . Thanks 😭✝️⁉️ “

Hope you enjoy! Still working on getting out of my slump so I’m so sorry if it’s terrible!

The day was unusually hot as Minho and I ran our section of the maze. Minho stayed behind me for most of the day which was also unusual. He normally ran right next to me or a little ahead of me. Maybe he was just slowed down by the heat. I was definitely sweating more than I normally did. When we did stop for lunch I sat against the wall next to Minho. He was silent as we ate which also took me by surprise. What is up with him today?

"You alright?" I asked after I finished my sandwich.

"Uh yea, I'm good" he said quickly.

He shoved the rest of his sandwich in his mouth then stood up. I followed behind him quickly as he gathered his things then took off once more.

"Minho!" I shouted trying to get his attention.

"Not right now (Y/N)!" He shouted back.

When we finally made it back to the glade we all went straight to the little hut. The other two runners gave Minho their findings which were the same as they always were then left to grab dinner. I stayed behind with Minho to go over everything.

"Still no change." He grumbled to himself.

"You gonna tell me what's been going on with you today?" I asked as I crossed my arms over my chest.

His head snapped up to look at me. I could see the pink flood his cheeks. He stumbled over his words for a second like he'd been caught doing something. But what had he been caught doing?

"I'm fine really. It was just hot today." He said dismissively.

"Really hot" I heard him say under his breath.

I glared at him for a moment then rolled my eyes. I left the hut to grab a quick bite to eat then shower. I was still incredibly sweaty and I needed to get clean. After I ate I grabbed the sign the builders had made for me to hang on the shower door. The showers were open because it had been all guys here until me. So when I needed to shower I hung this sign outside the door so none of the boys would come inside. It was nice knowing I'd get a few minutes of peace all by myself without interruption.

I hung the sign up then grabbed a towel tossing it over my shoulder. I kicked my shoes off outside the door then went inside. I turned the water on so it would heat up while I undressed. The moment I stepped under the warm water I sighed in content. God this water felt so good. I let the warm water wash over my whole body then I worked on getting all of my hair wet. I turned my back to the door as I reached for my soap.

I squealed in fright as arms suddenly wrapped around me. I fought against him until I could turn around.

"Minho!" I shouted as I slapped his arm.

It was only a second later that I realized I was naked. My arms quickly covered my chest as I realized Minho was only in his underwear.

"What are you doing?" I asked as I calmed down.

He stepped forward into the stream of water. His hands grabbed my hips bringing me back to him. My heart pounded in my chest at the situation. I'd always found Minho attractive but never thought he felt the same. What the hell changed?

"Sorry for the intrusion. I couldn't help myself. I knew this would be the only moment I could get you alone." Minho said as his face moved even closer to mine.

"Why did you want to get me alone?" I asked as I tried to keep my breathing calm.

"Every single day we go out there and run I have to run ahead of you or I'm stuck staring at how gorgeous you are but today I just couldn't help myself. You looked so damn sexy running out there. The sweatier and more out of breath you got the more I thought about being the reason you were in that state. The thought has been driving me crazy all day." He explained as he pressed his lower half against me.

I instantly felt what he was referring to. Barely hidden by his now wet underwear was his very hard dick. I blushed under his hot gaze as I slowly removed my arms. That action made Minho smile as he pulled me even closer to him. His lips crashed against mine the next second. My body was pulled completely against his putting us both under the stream of warm water. I moaned into the kiss as his hands squeezed my ass.

"Minho" I gasped as he moved his attack to my neck.

My eyes fluttered closed as my head rolled back to give him more access. I whined as he pulled away from me making him chuckle.

"Face the wall beautiful." He commanded in a soft voice.

I turned instantly pressing both my hands against the wall. I felt him behind me. An excited shiver went down my spine as I felt him line himself up with me. I hissed as he first pushed inside me. One of his hands grabbed my shoulder while the other tightly grabbed my hip. My mouth fell open into a silent moan as he slowly filled me.

He stilled once he was fully inside me. He leaned against my back pressing soft kisses to my shoulder. I pressed my ass back into him making him groan.

"Fuck me Minho" I whispered.

The sound he made was almost like a growl as he snapped his hips once against me. I cried out followed by a whine. Minho chuckled. He place one more soft his to my shoulder then slowly started to move his hips. Each thrust he picked up speed but barely. He wanted to go faster but he wanted to draw it out too. I bit my lip trying to keep quiet so the other boys wouldn't know what was going on.

The feel off the warm water running over us as Minho picked up his pace. I arched my back pressing more into him. He leaned over me again panting in my ear. Something about that sound had my gut tightening even more.

"Fuck (Y/N)" He groaned into my neck.

He squeezed my hip then suddenly pulled out of me. I felt completely empty turning to see what had happened. He smirked at me then turned me around pressing my back against the wall. He lifted one leg draping it over his forearm. He pushed himself back inside quickly. I gasped from the sudden action. I melted into his arms when he kissed me. My quiet moans loosing volume in his mouth as he kissed me breathless.

His hips began to loose their rhythm but he slammed into me winding my coil tighter. Only 2 more hard thrusts and I was clutching his arms for support as I came undone. My legs trembled almost giving out. He kept me against the wall as he continued with a few more slaps of his hips. He groaned as he slipped out of me then a few quick strokes of his hand and he spilled onto the shower floor.

The mess was washed away  quickly from the water that still streamed over us. I leaned against the wall trying to catch my breath. Minho wrapped his arms around me pulling me away from the wall and towards him.

"We should probably wash off then get the hell out of here before someone comes looking." Minho whispered.

I chuckled but nodded completely agreeing.

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Requests are open!

[cielcius]

THEY FAINT AFTER A MATCH | HEADCANONS PT. II

includes: isagi y. & kunigami r.

request: Ayo i really liked that waking up next to their gf after fainting hdcs you did 👌 hope you (and anon cuz' i stole idea from them) dont mind if i ask same scenario but with bachira, kunigami and isagi? thank u so much, hope im not bothering by asking same scenario😩have a great day to you (and ofc to anon who originally thought of that scenario)! -anon

from the writer: hi sweets!! it’s no bother and i’m v happy to hear u liked the hcs and another thank u to the anon who originally requested. sadly i don’t write for bachira but i do hope that u enjoy and thank u for requesting! have a lovely day/evening!

notes & warnings: fainting, babytalking (isagi), mentions of dehydration (kunigami), possible typos, fainting after a match hcs pt. I

Isagi:

waking up, he's really disoriented

the only thing on his mind is the game because he was in the middle of analyzing and thinking

it's honestly kinda funny to watch—

"his blind spot's on the left!"

full on sitting up in bed, nearly shouting it out in slurred words to absolutely nobody

except you <3

he’s embarrassed but very vaguely

just hold his hand, it’s all he needs to come back

and babytalk him, he normally doesn’t like it cause it makes him feel things (it’s love) and he doesn’t know how to respond

but when you do it this time, he actually responds ??!!!?!?

“aw, my poor ichi. were you not feeling well today?”

“no, i was. i promise.”

your voice could sound like elmo to him and he’d still be 😍😩🥰

he won’t really feel like talking much, mostly fatigued and sore

but when you cradle his face in your palm with that smile, he just melts

he’s tempted to fall asleep but if you’re talking or telling him about something, he’ll brush his thumb across the back of your hand to keep himself awake

very clingy when he’s sleepy and if he’s bold enough, he might just ask you to lay with him or at least let him lay his head in your lap

you have to settle for hand holding and eventually letting go when the nurse checks on him

his grip is surprisingly strong for a man who’s on the verge of knocking out

so it’s just him pouting at you from across the room in his cot the entire checkup

i would think that he’s a little more awake by the time he’s released

he definitely drags you to his room to cuddle

he just wants to be with you after a long day

Kunigami:

bro where is he ToT but i’m not caught up so—

he’s on top of his game, but a little too on top to the point where he falls

one minute, he’s ready, he’s hyped, he’s so gonna beat those—

and he’s on the ground Σ（ºд º///）

he fainted right as the second half of the game started and it wasn’t until everybody had run past him, too distracted with the game, that the crowd noticed an unmoving figure

it was when the cheering and yelling from the stands had stopped that the players noticed as well and called a paramedic team over

he’s out not even a minute when he’s trying to get up so he can continue the game

but push him down once and he admits defeat because, damn, the adrenaline rushes really get you

he’s surrounded by paramedics until they’re shooed away to give him space, just in time as you appear

“ren!”

no other words are exchanged when you engulf him in a hug

he’s dehydrated, thus him fainting

so he’s just sipping on water and eating granola bars as you both watch the game continue on the little television mounted on the wall

his team won and when interviewed, kunigami almost cried when they all thanked him and his efforts on national television

him having to walk away from the game halfway admittedly hurt him a bit because it was a really big game they had all been training for

but he’s also lucky when you see that and assure him that he was the mvp that day

later on before he’s released to go home, the both of you are talking idly, mostly just reveling in each other with hands interlocked

until the whole team shows up at the door with the prize trophy in hand and an urge to do a group pile on top of kunigami pray for him :’) he’s mid-chomp on a granola bar

the whole fiasco is very funny and endearing though so he has a polaroid of the whole thing that you took for memories <3

[chaemoa]

Txt confession I’m a pussy so anon

I have always fought myself on sexualizing the boys. But I’m honestly so attracted to all of them it’s ridiculous.

Like if I’m horny it’s because of them. If it happens without thinking, my thoughts 100% are on one of the members. Those dreams? Yup.

My hottest fantasy with Soobin is him being the opposite of his gentle giant self… being aggressive and condescending with me and roughly fucking me however he wants I also am obsessed with his giant hands. And we all know soob has a giant dick so there’s that

With Kai it’s the same. Always the opposite troupes. Watching his eyes go dark and showing me a side he never shows anyone. Choking, degrading + Kai smirk aaa. Him knowing exactly how bad I want him and what he does too me . And it gets way worse when I think about his wide shoulders and chest. Mega size kink over here man😓

Beomgyu gets me all sorts of too much stg. Like we have obviously all seen this man. He’s too gorgeous.. His hands… his shoulders have changed so much . His deep voice. I have a mega thing for like voices and hands. And I Beomgyu as a dom… bruhhh imaging those hands of his around my throat wahhhh. Daegu accent shoots me dead every time.

And TAEHYUNNNNNN dummification all the way. Treating me the a ragdoll and overstimulating me and just enjoying being in control of me pbbbb what am I saying

With Yeonjun it’s always soft stuff but I would imagine he’s goo with his hips and finger lmaooo

Did I just use this to rant because I’ve never talked about this before. Yes. yes I did. Sorry ✌️

😩����😩✋

you might actually be on to something… i find that so hot how soobin and hueningkai can be the complete opposite of themselves with their intimate bedroom behavior doing a whole three sixty from their normal behavior. and the best thing about it only you will know that side of them. ughhh as a soobin bias(i love all five equally i just want to have a bias) i want everything you said to myself. his big strong hands chocking me spanking me making me suck on them. soobin can literally make me come undone for him with just his fingers. about his pinga size yeeesss i always said he has the biggest in the group *no rules🤤🤤*

hueningkai thats such a huge turn on for me. from his bubbly personality to meandom kai.. imo we dont appreciate dom hueningkai enough. ive always been one to say i dont see him as just a sub none of them members actually. but for sweet baby hueningkai to be such a dom in bed knowing what the whole situation does to you. hyuka will also he the type to tease you openly in the public but not in an explict sense more in away of that he can easliy mask with his cuteness so nobody really actually knows that hes being dirty😩

beomgyu makes me feel all types of foreign thoughts and things as well. hes teasing will most definitely follow him in the bedroom as well. like i said this mf lives to tease and thats not going to change just because hes making you feel good. if anything thats the highlight of his day if none of the members were up to his teasing shenanigans that day he will take it out all on you during intimacy(consensual of course) mm beomgyu telling you every little thing hes going to do to you in his daegu accent ANONNIE STOP CAUSE NOOOO THATS HOT AF. edging you to the point of tears and wanting just one orgasm but him telling you no and explaining to you in that sexy daegu accent with his voice a few octaves lower than normal 💦💦

I WOULD LITERALLY BECOME SUCH A WHORE FOR THIS TAEHYUN🥺🥺. LETTING HIM NOT ONLY MANHANDLE ME BUT OVERSTIMULATE ME AS WELL. IMAGINE LAYING ON YOUR BACK BUT TAEHYUN GOT YOUR KNEES UP TO YOUR HEAD ALL WHILE HES PLOWING INTO YOU NOT STOPPING JUST FORM HIM TO FLIP YOU OVER ONTO YOUR KNESS TO CONTINUE HIS MINISTRATIONS ALL WHILE PULLING YOUR HAIR😩😩

yeah yeonjun will have his soft days where he’ll give you exactly what you want when you want. have you seen the way this man moves his hip he don even have to be trying hard and his hip movements will still be top tier. so imagine all the hip rolling and grinding he’ll be doing during intamacy🤤🤤. YOU CAN NOT TELL ME THAT YEONJUN DONT HAVE TOP TIER TECHNIQUE. as for fingering i see him including that an intimacy as well but mainly during when you both are cuddled up watching a movie or something and he just starts fingering you but either way youre not one to complain

i would love to hear more of your thoughts anonnie. hehe ive never talked like this before either hahaha virginthings🥲

ANONNIE WE NEED TO TALK😩

chaesconfessionhours

[tartagilicious]

genshin impact characters when jealous

→ includes | zhongli, diluc, kaeya, childe, and albedo w/ a fem reader

→ ib | xiaoqwa on tiktok! tysm for letting me use your ideas, they’re so adorable and in character I love them 😩💞 I took out venti just because i felt like the post was already long enough shkfdj

zhongli

+ my whole life by alina baraz

- zhongli’s been alive for thousands of years, looking over liyue as the country's archon — if you’d think he’s not easily bothered, you’d normally be right.

- but somehow it’s different with you. the first time he feels jealousy when he’s with you he describes it like a kettle bubbling in his chest, somewhere close to overflowing. you could only laugh at how unfamiliar he was with the emotion.

- since then, he’s grown much more accustomed to the feeling — and how could he not? in his eyes, there’s nothing that isn’t perfect about you. it’s debatable as to whether or not he’d be more upset if you weren’t hit on as often.

- the fact that he’s not jealous easily never really changes — he would place all of his faith in you if ever needed, but some people definitely test his patience. there might be a scenario or two where someone doesn’t know when to give up, and in those moments, he can be quite intimidating!

“on a typical day, all you will gleam from him is a few pieces of useless trivia, because he particularly enjoys sharing these fun tidbits with you."

zhongli is fond of many things: fragrant bouquets of violetgrass, the fine cuisine of the city he witnessed grow from rubble, as well as the many traditions that surround the summer sunsets of liyue.

it had been those topics he’d stuck to most recently, speaking highly of the customs cultivated in years past.

“every practice is meant to symbolise a kind of rebirth, for not only the crops harvested in the months prior, but also for lovers looking to celebrate time spent together."

a gentle hand finds its way to your waist, and under his touch, you know you’d agree to anything he’d planned.

that’s why you stand on the docks now, rigging the sails that belong to a ship facing guyun stone forest. the salty evening air blows east from the sea and warms your face, slipping between the gaps of your clothes and mimicking a familiar embrace.

zhongli is not far off, the sleeves of his oxford rolled up to his forearms. he makes any final preparations needed before you set sail. it’s hard to keep your eyes off of him as you continue to do your own part, heart settling high in your chest.

“need any help there?"

the markets often bustles well into the later hours of the night, so the foot traffic behind you is of little concern until a careful voice peeks out from it. you pull yourself from your thoughts abruptly, as if caught doing something shameful, to meet the eyes of the stranger who’d made the offer.

“i-i’m sorry?” you ask, letting the ropes in your grip relax slightly.

the man, though young, seems quite embarrassed at your confusion.

“my apologies, I just asked if you needed any help with that,” he gestures to the ropes in your hands before continuing. “i work down at the docks when I have time, so I know how stubborn those sails can be in a pinch."

“that’s alright, I’m an adventurer, so I’ve done this my fair share of times.” you laugh and joke politely. “it’s not so hard after a while, no?"

the man laughs with you. at this point, the conversation has gained zhongli’s attention.

“are you that comfortable on a ship? if you’re interested, I could show you some tricks to make the process easier somet—"

at the same time, you both recognise the presence of a third party; though silent, it is somewhat layered, and very pressuring. you resist a smile as the man’s expression twists in discomfort, realisation settling over his previously relaxed features.

“thank you for the offer,” keeping the joy out of your voice is harder than expected. you hope zhongli is still watching. “but I’m sure I already know all that I need to."

your gaze skirts over your shoulder to meet the one of your lover behind you. his face is set in hard lines, but when seeing you, a soft smile returns.

diluc

+ afraid by the neighbourhood

- though calm and indifferent, the underlying foundation diluc has built up is rocky at best. he prefers to busy himself when he comes upon emotions he can’t handle, and though you’ve changed these parts of him over time, there are some things that are just a bit harder to reach.

- he trusts you. that fact will never change — it’s more himself he doesn’t trust. why are you being flirted with when he’s right there? do these men have no shame, or is he just nothing for them to worry about? it’s something that keeps him up at night.

- diluc hates watching people try to sweep you, someone who despite everything loves him so dearly and so wholly, off your feet at every given opportunity.

“it started raining almost immediately when I visited jueyun karst today,” you laugh, remembering the scene of you and your party members taking shelter under the overhang of the mountains. “bennett was soaked after the first few minutes, naturally."

diluc’s pointer finger taps the mahogany bar counter rhythmically as he listens to the stories of your daily travels, a small smile pulling at the corner of his lips. this had more or less become a daily routine of yours. whether joining you for the day or hearing of it over a glass of apple cider vinegar in the evening, seeing you so content with life in teyvat brings him immense joy.

“can we get another round over here?” a patron suddenly calls drunkenly from a table not far away, holding up an empty glass with a gleeful but entirely gone laugh. diluc glances at you apologetically before taking his leave, humourously reminding you to drink slowly in light of bad examples beforehand.

you don’t mind. charles had taken the night off in advance, so the entire floor was diluc’s responsibility for the night. as you watch him converse with the said table, you can’t help but admire how capable he is — he easily shoulders the burden of work that should make up at least two more people, and remains on friendly terms with even the most uncooperative of drunks no matter how many times they’re kicked out.

you raise your glass to your mouth, taking a leisurely sip as someone slips onto the stool next to you. assuming it’s one of the aforementioned drunks, you pay them no mind. but, you’re eventually forced to acknowledge them when they ask you a question.

“what’re you drinking there?

not taking your lips from the glass, your eyes flicker to the person next to you. they don’t seem far in age from you, yet their eyes crinkle with the visage of old stories that suggest otherwise.

“apple cider vinegar.” you answer, putting the cup down on the counter with a polite smile. “i'm not a fan of alcohol, especially not after a long day."

the man nods, jutting out a lip slightly as if considering your views.

“sometimes you need a muddled head, but I appreciate the sentiment. mind if I copy your ways tonight? who knows, you might have just made a changed man."

chuckling, you shrug and tell him to do what he likes.

you’d meant that as a way to end the conversation, yet still, he pushes on further. “so, the only people I’ve heard of being against alcohol in this sense are travellers — am I anywhere close?"

when you nod, he hums, as if happy with himself for guessing something so trivial. “I wonder why that is, can you explain by any chance?"

a petal falls from the flower of patience in your chest, but you attempt to turn a blind eye to it.

meanwhile, diluc works without reason at the other end of the bar, wiping down glasses that had been dealt with mere minutes before. he reasons with himself internally; the glasses are dusty. they have to be, from sitting in the open. he tells himself there is nothing else for him to do, when in reality, he is too hesitant to do what he really needs.

he’s painfully aware of the man you talk to, a dashing regular with a hobby of chatting to anyone that will listen. friendly and open, diluc has witnessed many fall victim to his charm.

“ah, I guess that must be tiring.” the man nods after you explain your reasoning, but as he drones on, all you can focus on is diluc. his back is now turned to you as he wipes down the nozzles connected to the counter. something in you deflates.

“yes, it can be…” you reply, gaze turning down to the depths of your almost empty glass.

“so, what are you doing tonight?"

a wave of disgust runs through you at his obvious implication, and your flower of patience finally withers. you look up at him with furrowed brows and shake your head.

“i’m busy."

the man frowns, eyes playful. “really?"

startling both of you, a new cup full of apple cider vinegar is placed down with force between you. the tension in your shoulders instantly loosens as you meet diluc’s eye, grateful for his intervention.

diluc looks at the customer next to you and speaks without formality nor patience. “if you aren’t going to order, quit making my girlfriend uncomfortable."

the man sputters when his brain at last makes the connection, eyes darting between the two of you as a smile curls at your lips. diluc resolves to fight harder for that smile, for the person he had belonged to far before you had belonged to him.

kaeya:

+ blackout days by the phantogram

- like his brother, he’s likely a few wrong turns away from toppling over at any given moment, but hey, aren’t we all? though kaeya’s wayward attitude is far from a guise, there are just certain things that manipulate it in ways nothing else can.

- one of those things is you, whether you’re aware of it or not.

- you mean everything to him. you’re his lifeline in every sense, and he would do anything necessary to make you happy, even at the cost of himself. so, when he sees you being flirted with, his first instinct isn’t to take it as a joke — it’s to remind the person of just who you belong to.

“i can put this at a discount if you’re interested, only the best for my customers!"

you don’t spare the shopkeeper an extra glance as you rummage through the backpack slung over your shoulder, but kaeya watches you from the corner of his eye — his blissfully unaware girlfriend, blind to the flirtation within the conditions the keep has offered you.

“if it’s genuine, that sounds great.” you look up to smile at the woman who nods, finally taking the things you’d placed onto the counter and bagging them. “what’ll it be?"

a reflective smile appears on the woman’s painted lips, but before she can get a word out, kaeya dutifully interrupts. he places the few coins that had been resting in his pocket onto the counter, the clink it makes on the glass amongst the quiet gratifying. the original cost of the goods you’d decided to pick up is already cheap, as were most things you bought offhandedly during your travels.

the details of the situation curl unsatisfactorily under his skin

“it’s alright, dear,” he surmises, smiling at the slightly startled attendant. “I already have what we need, save your mora for the journey ahead."

you shrug, smiling at him as he places a wanton palm over your back.

“are you sure? it doesn’t hurt."

“let me spoil you a bit.” a finger traces light patterns on the small of your back, making you stiffen. “you deserve that and more."

he revels in the steady pink that floods your cheeks, and in the way the shopkeep can do nothing but stand and watch, perhaps wishing it were her in his place.

you mumble, turning your head into his body to hide your embarrassment. “you’d do it even if I said no."

he can’t find it within himself to hide his smirk as he takes the bag from the counter.

I would.

childe:

+ duvet by boa

- this is much more straightforward: childe is complicated character, but it when it comes to you, he’s sure of himself. he would drop anything if it meant being with you, or keeping you safe, or even just to make sure you feel a little more welcome each night.

- but when he’s jealous, it's not that his foundation is rocky, it’s not that he’s a few moments away from toppling, it’s that he feels insecure. it’s simply just in his nature to always assume the worst, no matter how much you may assure him otherwise. so, he just doesn’t take well to people flirting with you.

- thankfully, he’s used to his own emotional spirals, so he knows how to handle them accordingly — even if it may give you a heart attack in the process.

you wince as the cold wind bites at your cheek, and despite yourself, you find yourself wishing that childe had proposed a slightly warmer place to reunite. it probably wouldn’t have been out of the question to travel back to liyue, though you will admit, his giddiness when proposing this trip had been hard to turn a blind eye to.

apart from the temperatures, snezhnaya really is a beautiful country — lush with mountainous regions that shelter snowy alcoves, and flowers of all kinds that bloom towards the borders of warmer nations. it’s no secret as to why the destination appeals to the typical blind eye.

it’s the things that lie beneath the exterior that make people like you uneasy, but perhaps you’d still do well thinking that no harm would come to you while in the country, due mostly to the infamous harbinger that had called you there. the sword at your hip might help in being an extra deterrent, but luckily you hadn’t needed to prove the theory thus far.

snow crunches beneath your boots as you lean forward to take a peek at the menu board of a food stall, searching for something to warm your hands amongst the dense crowd. as you squint, an arm slings intimately across your shoulder — naturally, you assume it’s childe and find yourself smiling, yet are displeased to turn your head and see an unfamiliar face.

“what’s someone pretty like you doing out here all alone? it gets cold this time of year, you know."

you bite back a blithe response as your teeth chatter, trying to quickly separate yourself from the man with a small laugh.

“i’m waiting for someone, and will be plenty warm as long as i’m not interrupted again."

taking your words as a joke, the man laughs. he’s not much taller than you, yet is considerably older, his hairline fading into a gray to match the unsettling tone of his frozen skin.

he huffs, shaking his head. “well what’s taking them?"

another arm comes to wrap over you, hand resting comfortingly on your shoulder. for a moment, you steel, but the gradual body heat that sinks into yours soothes your nerves. finally, he’s found you.

“only the most important things could keep me from you, angel."

childe says this to you, and you shake your head, ignoring the sudden mix of surprise and fear that goes across the man’s face. childe may be someone of status in this country, but you share more of a personal connection — snezhnaya’s beloved harbinger is but putty in your warm hands, and there’s nothing that could delight you more.

yet, however many times you may reassure him of this fact, there is always room for doubt in his head. as a result, childe had gained a few particular habits, one of which is the practice of using a specific nickname — it is very like him to speak in code, but part of you is slightly surprised that he thinks to be jealous of a man that flirts so uncouthly.

“okay,” you purposefully drag out the word as you reach up to put a hand on childe’s, a silent explanation. you smile at the man who now looks as if he’s seen a ghost. “we’ll be going then,"

before any reaction, you drag childe away. you don’t look, but you’re sure he’s grinning like a fool.

albedo:

+ blue by troye sivan

- albedo has never personally understood the concept of jealously. it is something that he can only notice in others, and something that he can only recognise after consideration.

- because of this, it’s more common for albedo to say that rather than experiencing jealousy, he’s experienced something that has made him feel out of place. whether pinning it as a situation he misunderstood you or his own insecurity, it’s likely he’ll never be on the same level of emotional intelligence as a normal human may be.

- but, he has grown to recognise the emotion regardless, even if he may not be able to put a name to it. he still feels is as strongly as anyone would, and with that come his own ways of dealing with it.

“miss honourary knight!” an unfamiliar voice calls you out of your stupor, hands jolting on the bag you hold as you look up. a young adventurer approaches you with a gleeful smile on their face. a similar bag of supplies is slung over his shoulder, equipped with presumably everything necessary to brave the chilly climate of dragonspine.

attempting to brush off the surprise of being so suddenly called on, you smile back.

“hi! is there something i can do for you?"

a customary greeting, you think with an internal sigh, perhaps it’s now just reflexive to offer help.

however, the adventurer shakes his head. “no, no, nothing like that. i just had a question, that’s all!"

you nod, hoisting your own bag over your back. a small bit of warmth fades onto your cheeks upon seeing how amazed he is even at such a mundane action — the people of mondstadt must really regard you highly.

“anyways,” you cough as you approach, clearing your voice blatantly. “what’s your question? i can try my best to answer."

he nods, brown eyes determined.

“it’s my first time going to dragonspine, you see, so i just wanted to know, how do you stay warm up there? i was told to bring a lot of layers, but.."

the adventurer is silent for a moment, eyes going to your usual attire — surely not something suitable for the cold weather. you might normally agree with him if you weren’t amongst the mountain’s most frequent visitors.

“ah,” you let out a light laugh, shaking your hand. “don’t mind me. but, there are fires along the way, and also mechanisms that can be activated that give off heat every once in a while."

he seems fascinated by your words, nodding with a far off look in his eye. you can’t help a smile.

“pretty cool, huh? the fires were designated by the knights,” your hand gestures to farther down the path, up to where the entrance of the mountain sits. “but the mechanisms are the work of their chief alchemist. they’re made so that they never run out of heat to give, no matter how long you may choose to rest near one."

only albedo could think of such a thing.

he smiles, agreeing.

“though,” he pauses, “are they everywhere like the campfires are? or are they more sparse?"

you think for a moment. “i’d say they’re equal… though, it’s really something that’s more for you to judge for yourself."

the adventurer nods.

“do you want to go up together, then? i need to mark down their locations so i have them if i need them, and you seem like an expert.” he offers.

you shrug, eyes turning towards the mountain.

“sure, i was headed up anyways. company isn’t bad, especially with everything that lurks, you know?"

he suddenly seems reluctant, but you laugh, waving your hand. “but don’t worry, if we run into anything on the way, i’ll take care of it. just mark your fires."

the adventurer nods, standing resolutely. together, you begin to make your way up the mountain. his goal seems to be very time-consuming, and almost aimless given the locations of fires tend to have no pattern to them — your goal, however, had just been to visit the lab in the middle of the mountain and its alchemist, long overdue because of the duties you’d recently picked up in liyue.

so, whether intentionally or not, the direction you lead him in opens to the space you’d been hoping to go. the faint light of the laboratory against the cloudy sky is so pleasant that you notice the young adventurer mark it down as a point of warmth.

you feel at ease when you notice a blond head over the alchemy tools that litter the small alcove, still as the man observes the vermillion liquid that bubbles in the tubes. he seems too entranced to notice your presence.

however, you’re pulled away from making any observations of your own as a hand taps your shoulder. you look to see the confused adventurer next to you, no doubt questioning why you’d stopped so suddenly.

“i’m sorry, did you say something?"

he nods, gesturing to albedo. “i just asked if you knew the person in there."

you hum in understanding, but you can’t help the flushed tone that rises over your ears. you turn to him and try to talk from a point that still protects your pride.

“he’s the alchemist i mentioned before,” you explain. "it was actually him i was coming up the mountain to see."

an innocent glint comes in the adventurer’s eyes as he turns back to albedo. “that’s the guy who created those mechanisms?"

you nod proudly, slinging your bag over your shoulder so that you can dig through it. he watches you as you pull out a small vial, filled with the essence of a warming seelie much like those you’d seen on your trip here.

“this is a warming bottle, all you need to do it break it and it will create a small area of temporary warmth. it’s one of his creations, and i want you to have it.” you hold out the bottle to the excited adventurer who eagerly takes it, gingerly cradling it in his palms.

“can i only use it once, or-?"

“yes, but if you ask me , i would be happy to provide you with more.” you smile at his expression that doesn’t dull. “i make frequent trips here, so the alchemist has made me a fair share of them."

suddenly. as if speaking of the devil, the alchemist’s voice rings out, calling your name. you turn to meet albedo’s eyes as he walks towards you, a strikingly similar vial in his hands.

“albedo!” you smile, not noticing the look that passes over the adventurer’s face upon witnessing the situation.

albedo smiles leisurely as he approaches you, handing you another warming bottle. you almost laugh at the irony, but take it regardless.

“albedo, i was just talking to this adventurer about these. he’s mapping all of the fires up on the mountain for reference, so something like this should prove useful for him."

understanding the implications of your words, he nods, but can’t help but ask, “does that mean you’re short? i don’t want you left without one on your trips."

you shake your head, smiling. “no, no, that’s okay. i still have plenty in my stock for emergencies. but thank you."

“um, miss honourary knight…"

being called on suddenly again, your gaze turns back to the adventurer. he seems disappointed.

“if we can, i’d like to keep going—"

“i’m sorry,” albedo interjects by placing a hand on your hip, and you see a faint spark of annoyance in the adventurer’s eyes. “but now that she’s here, i’ll need her help conducting various experiments. that is what i called her for."

the adventurer may be too young to understand the real meaning behind these words, but you just shake your head and laugh silently. a reunion between lovers is surely nothing to interrupt.

[starker1975]

As much as I love slutty Peter Parker fics, there is something special about those Peter Parker is a virgin ones. Tony teaching him, well, everything there is to know about sex and how good it can feel. What are your absolute favorite tropes?

Omg I’m with you. I always write Peter as a virgin. No exceptions 🥴. My favourite trope is definitely virgin!Peter. And because I’m really big on loyalty, I usually glaze over Tony being a slut in my fics too. I won’t have him with other people even if he and Peter aren’t dating yet. Idk what you’d call that as a trope, but I do like the dynamic of Peter never sleeping with anybody who isn’t Tony, and Tony putting away his past and realizing he doesn’t like sleeping around anymore now that he’s got his soulmate Peter. 🥺

I also love “not actually unrequited” love. Like, Peter thinking Tony isn’t interested, or Tony rejecting Peter, but not because he doesn’t reciprocate, but because he ✨doesn’t want to hurt him✨.

I am also a sucker for hidden identity. Peter and Tony falling in love as “other people” and then coming together as their true selves despite all obstacles.

I also love fanboy/simp Peter because I like to project, and I am head over heels for Tony, so I like when Peter is like obsessed with him and would basically do ANYTHING for Tony. Of course, he still has to be a little feisty and backtalk Tony sometimes, but at the end of the day, he’d die for him. AND I like the same in reverse. Tony being totally whipped by innocent nerdy Peter 🥰😇. Like that meme where Tony is portrayed as Gordon Ramsay and he tells everyone (the avengers) to fuck off, and then it shows Peter, and he’s like, 🥰🌚🥺🤗 and says something super nice to him. HAHAH.

Ummm let’s see. It’s not exactly a trope but I LOVE Tony being a rich bitch but taking Peter to “normal” places like Burger King and 7-11, and just like strolling in as if he’s not Tony Stark, and Peter’s watching him like 🥴🥴 “I can’t believe I’m hanging out with Tony Stark rn.” Or Tony picking Peter up from school or visiting him AT school and showing everybody who Peter belongs to. But I ALSO like Tony dazzling Peter by taking him to really fancy restaurants and events, and buying him suits/tech.

ALSO Peter calling Tony, “Mr. Stark.” 🤑💦

AND them working in the lab together (this can be soft OR sexy)

Part of the whole virgin thing too is Peter coming really fast and multiple times while Tony has his way with him 😩

And also Tony being secretly insecure and vulnerable 🥺🥺 like he’s worried about his age, or his scars, or that he’s a fuck up, and Peter very aggressively and affectionately assures Tony that he’s The Best.

Idk I just really like Starker any way I can get it. Whether it’s soft 🥺or debauched 😈 maybe if I think of some more tropes I’ll reblog this and add to it. Feel free to share yours!!

🖤🖤🖤🖤