#also I didn’t even finish all my homework 💀💀💀

[bisansastarks]

Want to read my TBoSaS but my brain is absolute mush from homework

[shougojo]

SWEETHOLIC

cw: established relationship, satoru gojo x gn! reader, fluff, gojo has a sweet tooth, mentions of the dentist

a/n: haiya idk 💀 i also don’t rly listen to my dentist so this might be stupid

”gojo?”

you had no idea what you had just walked into. you already knew that your boyfriend - satoru gojo, had a sweet tooth, but you never expected him to have such a ‘heavy’ sweet tooth.

gojo was practically stuffing his face with the sweet candy that you had just bought for yuji, since he completed his homework for the week. you were astonished, even dumbfounded. you couldn’t even understand how he hasn’t even gotten cavities yet.

approaching him, you noticed that gojo was literally devouring the candy and was nearly done.

“gojo.” you said, standing right behind him. “why are you devouring the candy’s livelihood? you know it’s not for you, right?”

“huh?” gojo mumbled, face stuffed with candy. you face palmed yourself, he was so shameful; but you couldn’t help but smile at yourself. gojo looked like squirrel stuffing its face with acorns.

“what do you mean?” gojo babbled. “who is it for? you love me so you must’ve bought it for me right?” you couldn’t help it, you started cracking up. “no gojo, it’s for yuji.”

“…huh?” gojo compared to a toddler who just got their tablet taken away. “it’s true gojo.”

saying so, gojo left with his remaining candy and towards your shared room. huffing he said, “you know, between you and candy, i think i like candy more. you probably love yuji more than your own boyfriend.”

you were laughing with tears.

~

the next day, you went out to get another bag of candy for yuji, since gojo, unfortunately, finished it.

opening the door to your shared apartment, you were met with a whiny and scared gojo running to you.

“babe! look at my tooth! why is there something gray in my enamel!?” gojo opened his mouth wide and showed you one of his many teeth. and there that laid high and proud, was a cavity.

“it’s been hurting all morning! i think i might turn ugly!” said gojo dramatically falling to his knees. “could you pretty please with cherry on top, kiss me to make it disappear?”

you love gojo, truly, but you wanted to tease him about the candy from the other day.

“but gojo, you told me you didn’t love me! you love candy more. so how about your candy kiss you instead, hm?” you snickered. gojo gasped. “im sorry baby, i was just kidding!! i obviously love you more than candy!” “more than anything?” “anything!”

you chuckled at his cuteness. “fine, but promise me your gonna buy me the ( food ) that i really wanted the other day!” you said, crossing your arms. “promise!”

“okay let’s go to the dentist gojo!”

“wait what!?”

[theyluvkarolina]

Hear me out :) Same anon from the Oscar and Sadie signing caps ask btw <3

(Any driver of your choice) Nobody except their team knows that they have a child, so everyone including the commentators are confused when there’s suddenly a childlike voice over the driver’s radio during a race. While everyone is confused the driver is just laughing it off or replying back to their kid, so the commentators are just confused and wondering if the team is playing a prank or something.

(Can go for Max, Charles, Lando, maybe Pierre) One of them accidentally leave their pc on and their kid finds it then ends up starting a stream. What would make it funny is if the dad didn’t realize for a while and everyone in the stream’s chat is just casually commenting and asking the kid questions.

(Any driver of your choice + coming from personal experience) The driver helps their kid with their homework, since can’t be that hard right? Imagine the reaction when their kid comes back saying most or all of the homework answers were marked wrong. I could see some of the drivers being confused or pissed off and automatically letting their kid use google for answers for the next homework.

Last but not least, do you think you could do a head cannon or anything with just Sadie and Oscar on drive to survive please?

HELLO THERE CAP ANON 🥹🩵 here to add onto some of these and maybe use them for the future 😋. im in a bit of a max mood today (even if he did make me a bit pissed when he overtook in the pitlane 😭)

I can def imagine this for max! he wins another wc or gp and they bring on his little girl and suddenly all his anger from the race evaporates for her! he becomes the softest guy ever for his kid while everyone thinks he’s messing around with them 😭 and when asked about it he says “i never knew that sharing my personal life was part of my driving contract 🤷 “

I see this one again going for Max, but i also see it for Charles and Lando! (More so Lando than Charles). Imagining Lando having to leave for a moment to help you out with something and the little one comes right on in because the door is wide open. 😭 But they would have the best time! The little one would start showing off their favorite toys 🥹 Best of all, everyone was being so nice!

MAX WOULD BE THAT SCENE FROM THE INCREDIBLES NO TAKE BACKS “Math is math, why would they change math?!”. I can also see this with Charles trying so hard to be patient and try to figure it out but once his baby starts tearing up because of homework he starts to feel bad and decides to do it himself 😭 lewis would be the one who manages to get them to finish their homework without them crying while Lando is the one that encourages google 💀

I would love too sometime i’m done with my requests! They are closing the tomorrow so i would be able to take some time and write before i and let loose for a bit and do some head cannon work!

[regina-cordium]

Trick or treat! 🦇💀🐈‍⬛

you get TWO candies because this should've been posted last night but i got too in my head abt characterization for a silly lil fic

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Growing up, Davey hated his birthday.

It’s bad enough he doesn’t even get his own, but everyone always assumed it to be or tried to make it Halloween themed.

He’s glad he got over the first part quickly – Sarah’s his best friend, the other side of his coin, how could he not want to share it with her? – but the second part stays staunchly true until sophomore year of undergrad.

His friends tried to throw a surprise party for him freshman year, but it had turned out to be a costume party. Davey had tried his best to smile and pretend like he wasn’t frustrated, but he had clearly failed because Katherine had come to him the next day to apologize. Davey appreciated the sentiment, both because he knew she meant it and also was so clearly hungover it was amazing she could stand.

Then Racer’s brother transferred in during the spring semester, and Davey’s whole world changed.

For one thing, he’s immediately dubbed Davey; Crutchie later explains that that’s how Jack shows affection (which makes Davey wonder about Crutchie and Jack’s friendship, but it’s also between the two of them, so if Crutchie is alright with it, who is Davey to say anything).

For another, Jack manages to actually break Davey out of his shell. The others have always invited Davey to things, of course, and dragged him when it was clear he needed a break, no matter how much he denied it. Jack, though…Jack didn’t need to drag or needle or bribe Davey to do things. All it took was the tip of his head, a vaguely pleading look, and Davey was powerless to say no. On the (mortifyingly rare, if he’s being honest) Davey convinced Jack that no, actually, he needs to stay in and study for this class or finish that essay, Jack would accept it and just…stay. He’d throw himself onto Davey’s threadbare couch he got probably fourth hand from a friend of a friend of a classmate, scrolling through his phone or doing his own homework, seemingly content to sit in silence while Davey worked.

Davey had never had someone he could sit in comfortable silence with. It was exhilarating.

The only problem, Davey realizes very quickly, is Jack loves playing host and will take any opportunity to throw a party. Such as, say, a birthday.

Over the course of almost a year, Davey watches with both fondness and apprehension as Jack throws big, often themed parties for each of their friends. Mush’s birthday in February is an explosion of pink and hearts, Race’s birthday in June is Cars themed; even Les gets the Jack Kelly Party treatment when his birthday circles around in July, a Minecraft theme complete with a cake that looks like it’s made out of blocks.

(Davey had already been infatuated with Jack, but that, he thinks, is what made him realize he’s in love.)

Suffice it to say, Davey was nervous when October starts. He knows Jack’s going to be planning something, and the theme is so obvious. At the same time, though, it’s not like he can just go up to Jack and say, “Hey, I know you’re planning a birthday party for me, but if it’s Halloween themed I might cry.” Not only would it be rude and presumptuous, but Davey would also rather die than initiate confrontation.

His birthday’s on a Tuesday, so he’s not surprised when Jack says to come over on the Friday before. He spends the day telling himself that it’s going to be fine, at the end of the day it’s just a party. Just one night, and it’s with his friends so it won’t even be that bad.

Davey’s still telling himself this when he buzzes Jack’s apartment.

Not even a second passes before Jack’s voice crackles through the buzzer. “That you, Dave?”

“No,” he replies drily. “It’s the Queen of England.”

There’s an awful static noise that Davey thinks is Jack laughing. “What’s another zombie wandering the city tonight, eh?”

Davey manages a weak smile, even though Jack can’t see him, but is saved from answering by the door buzzing open. He takes a deep breath and enters the building, walking up to Jack and Spot’s apartment on the fourth floor. He pauses at the door, shaking out his hands as he makes a face at the Halloween themed doormat, and then knocks.

“It’s open!” Jack’s voice calls from inside.

Davey opens the door, not even getting out half his greeting before a group of people yells, “SURPRISE!”

He blinks in, well, surprise as he takes in the room. Seemingly everyone he’s ever met is crammed into the small living room, and while some are in costume, it’s not general Halloween fare. No, people are dressed like…

“Is this Star Trek themed?” Davey asks, looking around at the decorations. There’s a banner of triangles in red, yellow, and blue that state Happy Birthday!; a table across the left wall is covered in a plastic tablecloth printed with different characters from the original series, with more red, yellow, and blue desserts and what looks like a cake shaped like the Enterprise.

Davey quickly scans the crowd, needing to find Jack. When he does, he’s almost shocked to find him dressed like Captain Kirk.

“Happy birthday, Davey!” he crows, making his way through the crowd to throw an arm around Davey’s shoulders. “Sorry if it’s cheesy, but you’ve been so into your Star Trek rewatching this semester I couldn’t think of anything else.”

“Jackie, it’s perfect,” Davey says, unable to keep the sheer sincerity and fondness out of his voice. He’s rewarded by Jack flushing red, even stuttering when he moves his hand to between Davey’s shoulder blades and gently pushing him forward and saying, “C’mon, get a drink. Finch’s been bitching all week about trying to make the perfect cocktail, we gotta see if he did it.”

It’s honestly one of the best birthday parties Davey’s ever had. Even Sarah’s dressed up, Trill dots running down her temples and neck.

“I hope you know this means I’m dragging you to the club for my party next Friday,” she says as she wraps herself around her brother. Senior year of high school, the twins had finally decided that they would have two separate get-togethers with friends for birthdays, alternating who gets the first. “It took Kath, like, an hour to get these dots on me.”

Davey turns his head to press a kiss to the top of hers. “I won’t even complain too much,” he promises. Sarah snorts in disbelief (which, fair) and moves to talk to Ritz as Racer and Albert come up to pull him into hugs and back slaps.

It’s after midnight before he realizes he needs a breather, which is something of a record for him just in general. The party’s still in full swing – minus Les, who managed to make it to ten o’clock before falling asleep and being relocated to Spot’s room – so nobody notices when Davey slips out of the window in Jack’s room to sit on the fire escape.

Or…not nobody, apparently, because only a few minutes later Jack’s voice quietly calls out, “Mind if I join you?”

Davey scoots over to make space, smiling at Jack as he sits beside him.

“D’ya like the party?” Jack asks. It’s asked casually enough, but Davey can see the uncertainty in his eyes, the way the corner of his grin twitching a bit.

“It’s perfect, Jackie,” Davey assures him just as softly, swaying to the side to gently bump his shoulder against Jack’s. “Not even cheesy at all.”

Jack throws his head back to laugh, and Davey takes the opportunity to stare before Jack’s attention returns to him. “Now that’s a goddamn lie, but I appreciate the sentiment. I know you don’t like Halloween themed shit, so I’m glad I still got a theme that works.”

Davey feels warm to his bones, despite the chill in the air. He’d figured somebody had told Jack about his dislike, probably told him about his party last year, but he realizes that Jack did just know. They’ve been like that since meeting, now that he thinks about it. He and Jack just clicked, understanding each other in a way nobody else seemed to.

Davey sways back into Jack, this time allowing himself to lay his head on Jack’s shoulder. “It’s perfect,” he insists.

An arm comes up to wrap around Davey’s shoulder, pulling him closer to Jack’s side. “Happy birthday, Davey.”

[gnomecity]

Dude why the fuck did they give me so much homework on THE FIRST AND SECOND DAYZ OF SCHOOL and I know it’ll just get worse and worse 💀,,, thiz iz a calculus class btw and we’re reviewing stuff we’ve learned in previous math classez but like,,, first of all, I forgot all the stuff and second of all, THEY GIVE US SO MUCH OF IT. I SPENT HOURZ DOING THIZ SHIT AND I HAVEN’T FINISHED AND I HALF-ASSED MOST OF THE QUESTIONZ AND TBH I’M JUST GONNA GIVE UP NOW [for tonight] 😭!!! Also most ppl don’t take calculus, but bc I was a few yearz ahead in math I completed all the necessary classez but they’re making me take a math class every year anywayz. Which iz fucking stupid??? I have to do more work,,, because I was doing “too well”??? I’m so mad bc most ppl don’t have to take thiz class and I feel like I’m just being punished for all the hard work I did. Why do I gotta do harder work than other people???? I hate math so much!!!!! I STRUGGLED FOR YEARZ AND I GOT NOTHING FOR IT. IT JUST GETZ WORSE. I DON’T EVEN FEEL LIKE I’M THAT GOOD AT MATH LIKE I HAVE FUCKING ATTENTION. DEFICIT. DISORDER. I CAN’T SIT DOWN AND DO 35 QUESTIONZ OF SHIT I DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND PLUS I JUST. HATE DOING IT???? I HAVE LITERALLY NO MOTIVATION OR REASON TO CARE EXCEPT FOR MY MOM THREATENING TO TAKE ALL MY FRIENDZ AWAY FROM ME IF I GET A BAD GRADE they’re everything to me and I already feel like I’m losing them and I’m already so, so damn sad and lonely and stressed I can’t take it anymore and the actual class hasn’t even started yet I’m just doing review I’m so fucking mad right now I can’t stop crying I’m so tired because I stayed up rlly late last night doing homework and now it’z starting to get late again. I can’t do this anymore. I’m just not going to finish it I can’t do anything else. I don’t know what I’m going to do if my mom tries to ruin my life again I already feel like shit a lot of the time and I knew school would make it worse but I didn’t know it would be this immediate. It isn’t even worth it for seeing my friendz. I barely see them at school anywayz and I just feel like everything that’z happened so far isn’t worth it. I fucking hate my life like actually I feel awful all the time and I have no control over anything and more and more bad stuff keepz happening actually I can’t take it anymore. It’z almost been one year since I moved and I’ve been crying about that a lot too I really hate where I live I miss my home so much I miss my friendz so much and they’re all doing stuff without me and we’re so far apart and changing without each other and maybe I don’t even know them anymore. I’m just so lonely all the time where I am now. I’m constantly longing for them and it hurtz so much I’m in so much pain rn genuinely I fucking hate my life