#also Alastor 100% Adopts Charlie

[pocket-raven]

With everyone introducing their Radioapple kids, i wanted to do something too. I can't draw for shit so you don't get any art, but this is still something. (For context Oliver and Elijah are twins and yes Lucifer is Mama :3)

Lucifer: How many times have you two banged your knee or scratched yourself while playing with your papa?

Elijah: Lots

Oliver: Yeah lots!

Lucifer: And what does your Papa say?

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Alastor: Don't tell your Mama

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Lucifer: WHAT?!

Alastor: *In Cannibal town* I suddenly feel unsafe-

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

maaan it'd be so EASY for chaggie to end up with an adopted cannibal kid after the battle with heaven, tho

with Vaggie's past (and that being a Thing she can Charlie can talk about now), her having her big WAIT THIS IS EVIL IM BEING EVIL moment over a cannibal child she couldn't bring herself to kill....

add to that Charlie, who is now the DIRECT reason quite a few cannibals are Extra Super Dead, thanks to her inspiring them into battle with her song-

"Have you ever felt like you're willing to die-"

very rousing, maybe less fun for her to remember after some of them DID die-

oh hush y'all eat ppl im sure dying isn't the most shocking outcome of a night out that you can imagine

Charlie legit pitched facing final death as a "chance to travel" and "see more of hell" and she did it with a jolly song and dance and GOOD ON HER for getting a fighting force to protect the dream of sinners someday being redeemed! ....but yeah. kinda heavy for her to remember later on, i'd think

and Cannibal Town residents are so tight knit with each other that it's a literal PLOT POINT Charlie has to face off against- no way they don't have families, no way there weren't families broken up by the battle at the Hazbin Hotel- at Charlie's hotel

No way Charlie wouldn't feel guilty about and responsible as FUCK for any little cannibal kid who ended up orphaned as a result....

ahem

(is that kid wearing like frisbee on their head?? whatever. it looks kinda like a halo don't it. kinda ironic. isn't it)

Rosie would even have to SUGGEST anything! She's got a good read on Charlie now and she's 100% on board with Alastor's plans to "guide" Charlie (cough manipulate and use cough cough)

and what would make a better leverage point than introducing a little cannibal kid for Charlie to worry and feel guilty over? an ORPHANED cannibal kid. Orphaned by the same fight Charlie led the cannibals into. Orphaned when the kid's parents DIED fighting for Charlie

(great way for Charlie to always keep Cannibal Town in mind anyway. Good way to make sure she's protective of it)

but oh the irony if Rosie didn't even MEAN for chaggie to end up with the kid!

if Rosie DIDN'T fully understand- just how much Charlie would want to give a loving family and childhood to someone, when she herself had one and is now dealing (trying to deal) with all that crumbling away as an adult-

ALSO THO. IF. Hypothetically. the orphan was the same kid Vaggie spared. Like how many sinner kids are there in hell. Not too many running around. If it was the same kid. if Vaggie saw that

....if the kid saw her- or, no, even better- if when she tried talking quietly with them, and when they heard her voice like that they looked up at her suddenly like

cannibal kid: "...Go."

Vaggie: (instantly standing up) "Right, sorry- I'll go get Charlie, or- would you rather Rosie-" (stops) (looks down)

Vaggie: "...?"

cannibal kid: (is holding onto the end of her hair ribbon)

cannibal kid: (whispering) "Run."

cannibal kid: (hopefully) "Now...?"

Vaggie: "...you, remember?"

cannibal kid: (nods)

Vaggie: (slowly sits back down)

Vaggie: "Yeah, hey. That was... that was a thing, wasn't it. It's, been a while. Three years... didn't think you'd recognize me."

cannibal kid: "Didn't. Look different."

Vaggie: "The long hair, missing eye and missing wings is a lot of change, huh?"

cannibal kid: (shrugs) "You're happy." (sniffles) "It's different."

Vaggie: ".....well, Charlie's the one who did all that. She's, pretty great at that stuff. And she'd like make things different for you too now. If you want."

cannibal kid: "........if I stay at the hotel... can I play with Razzle every day? Not, not just when princess Charlie brings him over?"

Vaggie: "Kinda looks like your stuck with him either way to me. Maybe check he's getting enough air, stuffed down into your coat front like that?"

cannibal kid: (unbuttoning an air hole for Razzle) "But he belongs at the hotel, where Dazzle's murmur- marble- um- murder dial-"

Vaggie: "Memorial..?"

cannibal kid: "Where Dazzle's memorial is."

Vaggie: "If you're okay leaving Cannibal Town, you can belong there too."

cannibal kid: "I'm okay leaving town."

cannibal kid: (beat)

cannibal kid: "It's boring."

Vaggie: "Yeah well, the hotel is definitely not gonna be boring."

cannibal kid: "Does it get blown up EVERY week, or just on special occasions?"

Vaggie: "It sure felt like every week but we're trying to cut back."

cannibal kid: "Dang."

please imagine tho, Charlie seeing this sad orphan kid who won't talk to anyone, maybe even "hasn't so much as had a nibble on anyone, the poor little biter" according to Rosie, since being orphaned-

and the next time Charlie visits she brings RAZZLE

and she introduce the two of them, then stands back and watches her childhood plushy turned demon win over this kid SO FAST, disappearing into their tiny but fierce little hugs, getting them to share a donut with him, showing them how to do a little song and dance routine (one him, Charlie, and Dazzle used to do) bringing a bit of normalcy back to a kid who's parents are dead because of her-

Charlie thinking to herself, that the least she can do, really, is give this kid as many of the best parts of HER own childhood as she can

[hazbinhazmeinachokehold]

Lucifer + Kid!Reader

A/n: Frist time writing any Hazbin/Helluva posts sorry if these first few posts are a bit rough. Also, this is platonic. Hopefully, that is obvious. I mentioned it in my last post but I had to delete my past Tumblr account so this is just a repost sorry ^^'

-You were a child sinner. The specifics of your death or how you got adopted aren't that important. Just you a child and Lucifer's kid.

-Man really regret calling the people who say the family you choose is better losers now lol.

-He sees you just as much of his kid as Charlie. Which comes with all the love we see in the show.

-Alastor 100% tries the pull the same you can even call me dad shit with you. And you are a child so there's an even higher chance of you falling for it.

-The only way you would see Alastor is if you visit the hotel to see your big sis.

-Spoils the shit out of you. Your wish is his command.

-Ducks.

-I really hope you like ducks because you have at least 100 of them.

-Not overprotective per se. Just… cautious of who you're around. It is hell after all. Just because you got sent here doesn't mean you are any were close to half of the people there in sinfulness. I mean we see the rules to get into heaven are a bit fuzzy.

-Many visits from Ozzie and Bee. And the other sins who are technically your uncles and maybe aunts if they don't suck. (In other words, Mammon is banned from seeing you.)

-Like I said doesn't matter how you died. But if you were murdered when the killer dies they will go to "double hell." Or whatever the fuck you want to call it

-They also get to put it simply lol.

-Over hell's greatest dad.

[kaledya]

Hii theere!! I REALLY love ur AU (and artstyle) especially Alastors n Serenitys realitionship there n I wanted to ask

1 if they met or talked before, for example at the overlords meeting

2 will the hotel somewhat find out that Alastor is Serenitys adoptive dad?(I would love to see their reaction😭)

3 n lastly, Is alastor an overprotective dad? if yes I would also really like to see him being overprotective of Serenity from Angels pørn talk or sum

I know ur prob busy making ur AU so it's understandable if you don't answer🔥

Byeee gaysss<3🫂

First of all, I am very happy that you like my Au's and my work!

1- this is an excerpt from part 2 of Arc 1 of my AU. here we see for the first time in the series the interaction between the two.

She know who he is but Alastor don't know who she is. she first saw Al's face at the overlord meetings and although his face is more demonic he still looks like his old self and the radio theme fits him Assuming his name is Alastor, Serenity was 90 percent sure but she didn't want to go to Alastor and say "hey what's up dad I'm the daughter you left because you died and now I've ended up in hell too" and she didn't want to fight him in case Alastor didn't believe her so she waited for the right moment.

2- Serenity reveals her identity to Alastor some time after she arrives at the hotel and the people at the hotel react to this, most of them are surprised, Charlie is crying on the sidelines, probably because of the emotional scene.

I plan to end with a scene like this when the two of them finally come together.

3- He's protective, but he can't be too protective because he knows Serenity won't like it (Serenity is over 100 years old and doesn't like feeling like a burden or being treated like a child in any way)

but still, in situations like Angel's jokes, Alastor starts to give out a menacing aura.

[anonymouscheeses]

more obvious shit I wanted to point out but it's more than last time uhhh pt.2 (spoilers for dad beat dad and maybe welcome to heaven. Maybe?)

I love that Charlie just randomly goes into demon form sometimes like here ehhehehe. Also can I just say I love Charlie so much?? She is my favorite and I love her especially in this episode because it feels like the same optimistic Charlie but she was just put in a bad situation. I relate to her a bit TOO much, almost down to every detail like wow. You'll understand later once I get there. But just wow...

LOOK AT THIS FUNNY LITTLE MAN. SPOODER DUST <3 also. Live [image] reaction. Someone make that into a reaction image 🙏🙏

HONEY!!! NEW MEME TEMPLATE JUST DROPPED. (Aka the one guy going crazy trying to explain the stuff on the board iykyk)

OMG... THAT CANT BE CHARLIE... NOT CHARLIE'S EMO PHASE PLEASE BAHAHAHHAHAHA (also love that Lucifer has kept it all these years, if Charlie knew I think she'd be extremely embarrassed. Vaggie would love it probably xd)

HE IS SO GOOFY I CANT- I LOVE HIM SO MUCH ALREADY!!! NEED.

Broskie got character development and is NICE?!? I LOVE THAT SMMM YALL.... LOOK AT HIM!! I am very delusional yes, but I will take this over ass development(cough. Vaggie's "story" in ep 3. Cough).

Imagine this. *holds your hand carefully to help you calm down while talking to your father you haven't really wanted to talk to.* lesbian type stuff ngl 🤯 (relatable)

Angel looking at the gays while being a gay too. HE'S BEING SO KIND TO CHARLIE UGGHH I CANTTT!!(POS) NODDING HIS HEAD, SMILING TO HER, ALSO TRYING TO HELP CALM HER DOWN. I MAY BE ASS AT SOCIAL CUES BUT I NOTICED THIS ONE!! YAA

*SHE IS STILL HOLDING HER HAND. CHARLIE'S ALSO SWINGING IT AROUND NERVOUSLY. I can never get tired of them and will make art soon just you wait.*

COMMANDER VAGGIE! I love that she acts like this is a camp full of tiny kids and honestly? That's not too far off. Sir pentious is at the ready! (glad he's here more often in the episode, thought he would just get sidelined after his first episode but gladly no!) Angel is just surprised. Husk spilled his drink, ON WHITE FUR NO LESS! Niffty of course is on the floor face first. Charlie is just happy to be there yippee!

What is this?? I have no idea what the hell it is at all. Bro is just peepin- it doesn't look like Alastor, even in demon form. And... I can't think of anyone else who could be this. Anyone have ideas or maybe it's foreshadowing? Maybe it was revealed in the 6th episode I don't know I haven't watched it yet. (I am a freak. I don't binge I give myself a day to watch a single episode. Most of the time uhhh.)

WE LOVE A SHORT KING. I LOVE THAT. I LOVE HIM. THE EVERYTHING. HE IS EVERYTHING. LET ME STRANGLE HIM PLEASE. (Lillith and Lucifer's dynamic is 100% Gomez and Morticia but a little more silly short man)

"OH WOW! AN OLDER MAN WHO GIVES ME FATHERLY CARE!" *STARTS TO FUCKING CRY*

I FEEL YOU CHARLIE WAAAGHHH

Oh and there goes the silly guy again! Atp I'm thinking it may be the gal some people been talking about that they've been hinting since the pilot. I forgot her name but she's said to be the big bad of season 1 or probably 2. Not sure if that's what it's trying to imply but here's my little no-thought idea

Lucifer, no...

LUCIFER NO!! THIS IS SUCH AN ADORABLE RESPONSE TO CHARLIE DATING A WOMAN. (ADOPT ME)

AND THEN THE HUG! I GET IM LOOKING TOO MUCH INTO THIS ONE SILLY SCENE BUT I JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH AND WANT THIS SO BAD IN MY LIFE.

Niffty really said, "Yes, I do the cleaning."

Get yourself a taller king who is a short king but compared to you is a tall king

Say what you will, but I genuinely want more dad Alastor, someone make an au before I do plsss and @ me 🙏🙏

alright.. now this is where it starts to be relatable and hurt my heart... yayy.... needing any sort of parent figure that actually cares about you than the actual parent who is rarely there? WOWZA! SAME CHARLIE <3 <3 (SO FAR VERY ACCURATE FROM SOMEONE THAT IS IN THE SAME SITUATION)

Alastor is letting her off kindly, atleast in his way. He may be pissed off she brought a shark gang to the hotel and put it on fire, but they were still close friends. With anyone else he would absolutely either murder them or have severely traumatized the person. She's the exception, although I don't think he'd let it off the hook so easily if there were a next time.

A father-daughter embrace! :,)

(This is gonna be messy asf) He wants to know who she is as a person. He always has, and that's definitely obvious, but from a person inside this, they may not know themselves what the other is thinking. To Charlie it was like he never cared and just wanted an excuse to not see her again, acting like he was truly busy as in the start where he made the rubber duck that breathed fire. Sure. But Charlie saw it as him finding ways to not interact with her again. The only times they talk was when it was related to business stuff or other things of the sort. Let me just say this song... is by far my favorite, including the episode. Sure, it's got problems it's own, but this extremely accurate portrayal of what my own situation with one of my parents just stole my entire soul. Yeah I got a bit of tears about to come out, BUT NOPE! NOT TODAY! I don't ever cry during shows or movies so if I ever get teary-eyed, YOU DID SOMETHING. THAT SOMETHING BEING GOOD. This episode was emotional and connected with me on a deep level that I dont think any film has ever done to me, which is weird because I've been actively trying to find one, any one that does. Then to find it in an indie company from a creator who has achieved the dreams that I myself want to one day? That's fucking amazing.

FORESHADOWING! FROESHADOWING! FORESHADOWING! VAGGIE EX-ANGEL THEORY MUST BE CANON AND IF ITS NOT I WILL TEAR MYSELF LIMB FROM LIMB WITH A CROWBAR. LETS GO TO HEAVENNN!!! TOMORROW! BECAUSE THE DAY I PUBLISH THIS WILL BE TOMORROW(FOR YOU TODAY) BUT TOMORROW FOR YOU ILL POST THE NEXT WHAT I CAUGHT SHENANIGANS AGAIN! SEE YA!

[snowyh2o]

Alastor time travel AU, except he time travels back as Cursed Cat Alastor and gets adopted by Kid Charlie so it’s really just an Alastor is Cursed Cat Alastor AU with time traveling shenanigans.

Alastor gets cursed into (or makes a deal) Cursed Cat Form by something seven years before the pilot and then sent many more years back into the past.

He’s picked up and then unceremoniously adopted by Charlie (Lucifer couldn’t say no, Lilith thought he was adorable).

Charlie names him something very grandiose. Lucifer gives him cutesy not intimidating at all nicknames. He only responds to his full title.

He spends 7 years with Charlie as her pet Cursed Cat.

Hijinks occur.

After the seven years are over he’s returned to the present, 7 more years into the future. Aka right before the pilot. He is no longer cursed into Cursed Cat form.

He now discovers he’s homeless due to the 7 year absence and decides to bunk with Charlie again. The hotel is a wonderful excuse.

There are still some Cursed Cat habits he has a hard time shaking off.

He gets into staring contests with Keekee.

Razzle and Dazzle like to sleep on top of him.

He likes sitting in tall places and staring at the people below him, watching, unblinking, from the darkened shadows.

Has forgotten more than once that cutlery is a thing he can use now.

Charlie finds him oddly familiar.

Can’t decide if it’s funnier to have him remember his time as Charlie’s Cursed Cat or for him to Not Remember or know why exactly he’s so comfortable around Charlie and why he feels the sudden urge to destroy anyone/anything that hurts her.

Leaning towards Not Remember— both for his Cursed Cat time as Alastor and his Alastor time as Cursed Cat (isn’t 100% cognitive of himself as Alastor when he gets cursed into Cat form, and doesn’t really recall the 7 years he spent with Charlie as a cat once he’s back to Alastor form).

Lucifer’s the one who makes the connection between the two. He doesn’t breathe a word of it to anyone (no one would believe him).

There are old missing Cursed Cat Alastor posters all over Hell. They’re often posted next to the Beware the Radio Demon ones. Actually, there are also old warning posters for Cursed Cat Alastor everywhere in Hell.

[blitz-horsie-enthusiast]

𝐈’𝐦 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐳ø, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐈.𝐌.𝐏

(This was inspired by @king--of--ducks, so go check him out!)

I’m Blitzø, the o is silent, I was originally just going to use this website just to get more clients, but Stolas convinced me to also use it for other things. I have no idea what he meant by other things so, just ask me shit or something I guess?

I have a wonderful daughter named Loona who is ✨ my baby✨ and yes I do know she was technically almost 18 when I adopted her, but it still counts!

Speaking of my wonderful daughter! Go check her out! @moonnighthowling666

But I swear if you fucking hurt her I will find you and I will drive a bullet straight through your head :)

I ALSO HAVE A HORSE AND A ROBOTIC HORSE NOW! THEIR NAMES ARE BANANA PUDDING AND PRETZEL

If you hurt her or try to take her away from me you won’t see another fucking sunrise, this is no empty threat

OOC:I have no association with Vivziepop or her characters, this is just a fan being bored and really wanting to roleplay as blitz . Things will most likely be out of character at times, since I’m pretty much just having fun with this. Also I am NOT doing the crappy spelling and I’d appreciate if you didn’t talk for me or shit like that. Same as @king--of--ducks

Friends

@king--of--ducks

@charlie-morningstar666

@moonnighthowling666

@alyxdefoisnthere

@moxxies-wife

@thelogicalimp

Group of role players

@king--of--ducks (horse king - Aka Lucifer)

@charlie-morningstar666 (Charlie/ bestie)

@moxxies-wife (Millie)

@moonnighthowling666 ( ❤️loony❤️)

@lovelyfeather (Stolas)

@stolasofthearsgoetia (another Stolas)

@alyxdefoisnthere (my 2nd bestie/ coworker)

@thelogicalimp ( Moxxie)

@the-exterminator (lute)

@lilith-morningstar-returned (Lilith)

@fizzy-jezter (fizz)

@fizzy-froggie (another fizz)

@hoshi-neko-hikari (my wonderful goddaughter)

@headlessdeaddancer (my adopted nephew)

@vox-tv-demon (Vox)

@featheryhoe (Asmodeus- Ooc: Aka Ozzie)

@weapon-collector-odette (MJ’s sister, so I guess that makes her my niece?)

@ducky-loyal-servant-of-lucifer (Lucifers Servant? Friend? Probably both) (Ooc: my Helluverse oc)

@alastorthisisthetea (Alastor)

@alastor-the-demon (the Alastor I don’t talk to)

Ps my head cannon is blitz is 100% certain that @alastor-the-demon is a horse and no one can convince him otherwise, even if they try.

[androgynousblackbox]

More stuff for this AU:

-Vox is the benefactor for the hotel and was there literally from the start. Velvette send him an email just the same as the richest motherfuckers that she could find in hell with a copypasted message, not really expecting much from the king of hell himself, but was then surprised when Vox appeared at the door of her run down apartment claiming to be "intrigued" by her proposal. After Velvette sold her pitch to him, Vox gives the biggest laugh ever and gives Velvette all the money she needs to make the hotel, promising that if this idea of her works and they can actually turn sinners into winners she will receive a lot more money. Maybe they could have a whole franchise of redemption if all turns out okay! -Vox and Mammon are greed besties. -Velvette dates Verosika. Verosika is very supportive of Velvette´s project. -Valentino is still very much a pimp and trafficker of guns that works closely with Carmilla Carmine. He came to know about the project of Velvette after she gave a passionate presentation on the news, after destroying verbally everyone who mocked her. Valentino thought to himself that he just had to be friends with such a huge bitch. -Angel Dust and Husker are angels dedicated to the extermination. The extermination is kept a secret from the rest of heaven still, including his own twin sister Molly, who he lives with. -Adam is the oldest sinner on all of hell and the first official resident of the Hazbin Hotel. He fucking hates Vox for condeming him there, but Vox literally has no recollection of who the fuck is him. That must have been data that got lost on one of his many updates. Adam is so fucking tired of hell that will do anything to get the fuck out of there. -Lute is the second resident and a fallen angel who fell when she tried to make Husker fell. Angel Dust found her out before she could do much and casted her away instead. Originally she just wanted a place to crash, but ends up staying because it's not that bad of a place after all. -Velvette has a crush/hate on Charlie because "she is not even that pretty, I mean fuck, if Lucifer wanted a good looking bitch I could have been that" and Verosika is 100% the kind of girlfriend to be there, nod and say "yeah, babe, you are so right, you are so much prettier. Honestly Lucifer missed a chance when he didn't pick you up as his fake daughter." Velvette is also the number one fan of Charlie because clout (and also she is pretty, fuck it). -Alastor literally came back to the tower after reporting on some event on a mobile station and Lucifer had already adopted Charlie, on whom he dotted and pampered on as if she was his actual daughter. He didn't get it, but Lucifer seemed happy in a way he haven't seen him in a long time so of course he let it slide (after investigating on Charlie's background to make sure that she wasn't scamming Lucifer). After realizing that Charlie had no bad intentions whatsoever and didn't represent any danger for Lucifer, only then he started to warm up to her and treat her as his own surrogate daughter too. Obviously, since Lucifer was his then obviously they were going to have the same family too.

-Alastor at the start didn't want anything to do with Lucifer, prefering to do the overlord shit on his own, but Lucifer kept following him around and helping him out so much that he realized that it was for the best for the two of them remain together. Lucifer fell first, but Alastor fell harder kind of deal. -Lucifer had a wife and daughter when he was alive, but he was killed for an investigation he was conducting when his daughter was literally just a baby and he always regretted not being able to be there for her. Charlie fills that void for him, even if he knows the dates don't match up at all and Charlie could really never been his daughter. He was so lucky that Charlie herself carried on with her own daddy issues that makes her suck up all the affection like a sponge, instantly. -Both Alastor and Lucifer also received emails from Velvette offering to be sponsors for her hotel. They never even read it. Alastor has Sir Pentious as an assistant who reads all that crap for him and deleted it instantly because he thought it was a scam (and he was right). -Emily is the demon maid of the hotel and literally the only person who believes in redemption. Nobody has the heart to tell her that it's all bullshit made for profit, not even Vox.

(this AU is available for asks, btw! Maybe I can get inspired to write something else)

[kaliemary]

Niffty the cleaning demon!

I was not expecting to finish her so fast, consedering the fact that Alastor was a pain in the ass.

Okay for her, I went for a more more brown and red for her pallet and Honestly it look perfect for her, the hair I inspired it by the hairstyles in the 20's/30's (since I changed her death date to the same as Alastor, 1933) but I put a bit of cuteness to it, her side bangs were inspired by the Angel dust redesign by lovesart23.

for her form I went for a bug, not any bug in particular but If she would be a real bug would be 100% a praying mantis.

She is almost like original niffy personality wise but she more "sane" and can think of other things besides murder.

I make niffty height be almost the same as vaggie, she just a little shorter, since I didn't want o maker her extremly childish like, just out of the box.

She have 4 arms for multi-tasking, just like when she was alive, since well she's the only maid for that woundbungus hotel.

because of the way she died, kiling herself eating cleaning product, her abdomen and inside of her tail? is very soft, it has this lava lamp effect (almost like beelzebub from HB) and is her greatest weakness, but luckly she is fast enough to at least come alive from a fight.

also she has a venom in both her saliva and in the end of her tail and that is what is always coming out of her mouth.

the eyes on her tiara are actually eyes attached to it and it hurts when someone take them by force or something happen and they are always drying up so she always carrys a eyedrop.

in her casual wear I tried to make the pallet close to the original withou making it extremely saturaded.

her work uniform is just one of her dark dresses, since I don't see her using black just some color dark enough, the fist part of the appron is to represent the morningstar's symbol, a apple with three seed each one representing charlie, lucifer and lilith.

(SPOILER for the fic ahead) he died when she and Alastor had 39 years and they are twin brothers.

Ok enough about her design, lets go to the exicinting part, her storie.

!!WARNING: GORE, BLOOD (obviously), decpiction of self hatred, manipulation!!

when alive Niffty or better Nora was married to a detective, a hard-working one, she was happy at least even if her husband was always in some kind of trouble or working or both.

but as times goes on she noticed how her friends and neighbours were happy because of their children, she always have the dream of being a mother but unfortunately she coun't get pregnant by any means they tried EVERTHING but it never worked, her husband at one point suggested they adopt but she refuse to belive that she coun't be a mother but everyone could.

she could not accept it, but one day when she was cleaning the dishes as always her twin-brother Alastor, it was not strange since they were basically attached to the hip, but this time her brother was acting a little strange, his sweet smile now a nervous one, his usual casual and calm posture now a little hunched over, he was acting almost like a deer that was ruining from a hunter. and of course she would ask about it:

"Are you okay? you seem a little... err..." she asked while Alastor passed trought the door and inside her home.

Alastor look at the front windows and shut them "Nervous?"

"this would be a understanment" Niffty said with a tick of her tounge at the end.

"I need to ask you something"

Niffty walk closer to him "Of course, anything for my little brother" she gave him a little hug while messing a little with his hair, even if they were the same height and age, she always treated him like a younger brother just to spite him.

sighing a now nervous-wreck Alastor "this is not the right time for your jokes Nora"

Niffty let go of him, holding his shoulders "what do you need?"

and then that when Alastor started explaining to her that he found a voodo book were he could do anything! with it, control people like little puppets, distort his voice and on and on, Niffty of course didn't belive her brother about this book, he always was attraced to this type of thing and sometimes so much that he could spent months talking about a new thing he found about magic, Niffty never belive him but she was always there to support him, but this time she belived that her brother got absolutely isane, just look at his state!

body hunched over, a uneving smile while speak that reminded her of his smile when he speak about this topic but more... afraid almost like at any moment something will show up and-

"Anyway I need you to sabbotage your husband's case"

"why? I mean is not like you killed someone and burried them in your garden!" she laughed, a strained one to try and cheer him up! but he didn't laugh, he just stared at her and a moment passes with neither of them speaking just staring at each other.

"did you?"

he didn't needed to respond for her to understand that her own brother killed someone, her own fucking brother! of all people!

"calm down I won't kill you" Alastor reassured her when noticing her now pinched brows while understanding that him did something so terrible to a person.

"Why? why I FUCKING SHOULD HE-"

"I cou- can make you have a child" Alastor cut her off, licking his lips he continued "with this power I can make everything you and I want to come true, of course this comes with a prize, but either way if you help me you could finally have the family you always wanted."

Niffty rubs her facer with her hands while trying to drink it all up, if she help Alastor she could finally have the perfect family, all her problems would be gone! her friends and neighours coun't gossip about how wortless she was as a wife and her husband would love her even more!

Looking at Alastor she see terror but also hope with his words, even if she didn't belived in magic she coun't lose this precious chance.

"what I need to do?"

Months passed by with a lot of people disapiring, Alastor thing of course, while Niffy's husband is trying to solve this case, he is a mess but it was only temporary, of course making a baby out of magic would be difficult so she only did what was necessary for her husband not discover that the person comitting this crimes was his brother-in-law and ruin their chance of being a family.

because her husband was so ungluffed by this case he ocasonally would bring some documents that said about the case itself, even if the most people Alastor killed was still disappered some of them have at least their bodies or at least part of them, with each time alastor killed and gained more power more and more wreckless he was becoming, with each victim having at best a grossome death, changing the papers with ones that have wrong information, destroying other and telling her husband that he did not bring that document to their house by forgetting at the police station, she always acted how someone would be afraid at being the next victim, since well she is the perfect one.

  but one day her husband, half covered in blood, not sure if his or from another person or both confronted her about the documents, demanding to know why she is doing this when she knows that this a serious case and one that would make them have a better life. While arguing Niffty acidentally spills out that Alastor is the killer and that he just "helping them in a difficult time" her husband is mad because he can't understand that she's only doing this for them! that Alastor is helping them archive their dream of having a family but he didn't understand that.

Her husband just sighs "I know, but I was hoping fucking hoping that MY OWN WIFE woun't help her INSANE BROTHER AND THAT'S WAS JUST MY MIND FUCKING WITH ME!!" he walks closer to her "but no" he laugh in this part "all this time you knew, you just din't knew, you HELPED HER FUCKING MURDERER OF A BROTHER while I was going nuts trying to kept us both SAFE"

at this moment he's pratically extremly closer to her, threatining, scared Niffy picks the knife that she was using to do the dinner and stabs him one time, two time, three, four... at this point she dosen't know, trapped in this cyclic state of stabing her husb- a idiot's dead body, when finally she stops, she goes to the cabinet with her face, dress and kitchen floor full of blood bu she didn't care, she picked all cleaning products and start chungin'it down her throat if she's not gonna have a happy family then she is not supposed to be even alive anymore.

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A/n: this is my first time making a fic, so is not the best but I hope it get the point across, for the other character for the re-write I will try and make the same thing, explain their design and after that their backstory, for husk I will not gonna do his life backstory just saying what he did to be in hell and all that but the main thing will be his overlord backstory, in case someone want to see the re-write It's not needed seeing ALL backstory from the characters.

[angelsandemons]

((Okay but what if, for the Ultimate Ship Meme, it is a crack ship between Bill Cipher and one of the HH characters? Bill and Sera? Bill and Adam? ??? Whatever Bill crack ship makes the most sense to you haha!

Oh my gosh...hear me out: Bill and Nifty. I will put a * at the end of each bolded item as well.

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful* | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs*

How long will they last? - As long as it takes for Bill to try and kill Alastor or vice versa.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - For Nifty? It would be pretty instant. Bill is the true ultimate bad boy. For Bill? It'd be less love and more that he loves having her around because she's extremely cooperative and unhinged but in a good way. Bill would also watch her roach puppet shows without booing, but because he genuinely would find it hilarious.

How was their first kiss? - Pretty fantastic actually. Lots of tongue.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Nifty

Who is the best man/men? - Charlie because she was literally the only one willing.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Vaggie because Charlie talked her into it.

Who did the most planning? - Pretty equal actually.

Who stressed the most? - Nifty

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big*

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Valentino and Vox, but only at Al and Angel's request. They were going to invite everyone.

Sex:

Who is on top? - Bill

Who is the one to instigate things? - Initially, definitely Nifty. But once they get to know each other better? Kind of equal.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head*

How long do they normally last? - It varies a lot, but they can go at it for a while once they're really getting into it

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -  They don't, but like....they're both so naturally sadomasochistic, I think they end up doing so anyway.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8* | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2* | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Oh god, can you imagine? None, I hope.

How many children will they adopt? - See above.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - 100% would be Nifty

Who is the stricter parent? - Nifty, but really only with cleaning

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Neither of them, good luck kid.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Nifty

Who is the more loved parent? - Prooobably nifty? If only because Bill is just kind of an asshole in general. Unless Bill WANTED to be the more loved parent, then he could absolutely get there with some effort.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Neither.

Who cried the most at graduation? - Nifty

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Bill, but less bail out and more break out.

Cooking: 

Who does the most cooking? - Probably Nifty

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Probably Nifty

Who does the grocery shopping? - Bill

How often do they bake desserts? - Either one of them doing that is going to make a mess. Doing it together? The kitchen will probably catch fire. Not often.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Nifty

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Bill

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Equally likely

Chores: 

Who cleans the room? - Nifty

Who is really against chores? - Bill

Who cleans up after the pets? - Nifty

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Bill

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Nifty

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Nifty

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Nifty

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Bill

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - If it's for a party, they go all out. Otherwise they don't particularly care.

What are their goals for the relationship? - Have fun.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Bill

Who plays the most pranks? - Bill

[number2hazbinblue]

Hazbin Hotel Short Thoughts: Ep. 1~4

It's been...a while since I've posted anything on this. Let's just say that a certain Disney cartoon about a pair of twins solving mysteries got my rapt attention.

Now that the Hazbin Hotel finally opened has finally opened its doors, I want to share some thoughts I have about this batch of episodes

{Spoilers for Episodes 01 to 04}

Episode 01 -- Overture

One helluva first episode I must say. Lilith has been missing for 7 years? And it looks like her origin closely follows the Judaism lore. And the angel Adam was indeed the first man from the Garden of Eden. Given his attitude and the things he said, I guess Heaven isn't as strict as we thought it was. Depending on ranks, I guess. Adam is no doubt a high ranking angel while the Cherubs are very much at the bottom of the food chain, like the Imps. And due to a sinner killing an Exterminator, the usually annual Cleansing has now become twice a year, the next coming in six months. That's not a cause for concern. One more thing...who's voicing Katie Killjoy?

Episode 02 -- Radio Killed the Video

The mystery of Alastor thickens. He was also gone for 7 years too? Hmmm.... And 7 is considered a holy number... Sliiiighty disappointed that Vox and Val's voices don't defaultly have an effect, but it does make their rage and power more apparent when it does have an effect. Velvet was a bit of a surprise. And a fashionista? Apparently, Alastor turned down Vox. And Vox is clearly still vexed by that. lol And, wow, on Sir Pentious' part. Of course, his little espionage wasn't gonna last long, but damn he really didn't last a day! I did think that Baxter was gonna be the mole, but Sir Pentious kinda made more sense. Still, Vox might send Baxter next time around, if Baxter even works for Vox.

Episode 03 -- Scrambled Eggs

Sir Pentious is now part of the Hazbin family! So, Camilla was the one who killed the Exterminator. And it was out of self-defense. Honestly, this is a poor reason for the Extermination to be bumped up to twice a year. I wonder how this would be handled. And that one girl that appeared in the pilot (collecting the spears off Franklin with another), she's Camilla's daughter? I swear, I heard her call Camilla 'mother'. Either Camilla basically adopted this young sinner, or sinners are capable of birth now. I'm gonna think it's the former. Found family, and all that. Velvette's opinion of taking on Heaven really is a brash move. Like, sweetie, are you 100% you can take on all of Heaven's army? I will say that my favorite scene is the Egg Bois just annoying Alastor. That eye twitch was just icing on the cake.

Episode 04 -- Masquerade

Hands down, my favorite episode so far. Yes, Charlie does need to start to be a tad bit more assertive. She can still be kind. Kindness and niceness don't always go side by side. One's an action and the other passive (sometimes to the point of doormat levels). She just needs to know when its a good idea to use that assertiveness. And Husk was a freakin Overlord? Consider my doubts dashed. It's not that a surprise that some type of relationship will form between Angel and Husk. They're kinda on the same boat, in a way. Crossing fingers that they might end up together. If not, hey, what they have right now is still something beautiful.

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These are my thoughts for now. I will try to juggle between this and my Gravity Falls blog (that has had me in a chokehold since August last year).

Not to mention getting back to making Youtube videos.

Until next time, my fellow Hazbins, stay tuned.

[mythicaldemigoddess-of-deltarune]

In The Hazbin Hotel Universe, Who Do You Love More And Think Is The Best First Human: Adam or Lilith...?

what I wrote in August 6, 2024 after the end of the poll:

Congratulation To Adam The First Man from Hazbin Hotel for winning in the poll...

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what I first wrote in July 30, 2024 at the start of the poll:

this poll will be a 1 week poll, so from July to August...

and since we can vote on our own polls as well, I'm going to be honest who I'm picking...

I'm picking Adam, because I don't really fully trust Charlie's Mom...

I don't even trust the Lilith from our universe who is possibly my Ancestress Gran-Gran who one of her surviving daughters may have met and fell in love with Cain who is Eve's son...

and the said daughter would be the offspring of both Adam and Lilith...and I had figured out that Gran-Gran Lilith from our universe, could of freaking went back to where Adam was at any freaking time, not for him of course, but for her and Adam's kids...

and the babies she had in that cave, were human babies and were both her and Adam's babies, meaning she was pregnant when she left him...

Adam might be self absorbed, egotistical, full of himself, probably only cries in private to hide his vulnerable and sweet but sensitive side.

plus if it does turn out that Charlie's Mom isn't as great as she appears in the fanon or like in the story that Charlie reads about her parents past...I'm still going to like Adam more than her...

Adam and Eve from our universe weren't perfect parents, and were possibly Gray-Parents...not really being 100% good, but also being kind of bad parents...like a mix of both good and bad...

but at least they didn't freaking abandon their own kids, and if a lot more of Adam and Lilith's Children did survive, and not just the few that did, and one of them possibly being my and a few others ancestor that possibly married Cain, and forming the Evalith Bloodline with a descendant of Seth, cause well I'm a descendant Seth as well...

but anyway, even if Eve might of been a Gray-Parent as well, she could of been a good Step-Mom/Adoptive-Mom to Adam and Lilith's Children...

I mean I get the whole wanting to respect and equality thing, but that isn't the problem I have with the Gran-Gran Lilith from our universe...

but I don't really fully trust Charlie's Mom either, I mean she abandon her daughter, she didn't even say where she was going, she just ups and abandons her, and gives her daughter false hope and make her believe that she is just really busy and off doing something very important...at least my Dad didn't make me think he was coming back, since he wasn't even there for when I was being born...

and the whole feeling about my Dad, is I guess mixed...

anyway, maybe with any luck we could be wrong about Charlie's Mom being a Two-Face, Lying, insensitive Apple Sugar Spice Honey Of Liquid Egg of a Witch...

but if it turns out she is a Apple Sugar Spice Honey Of Liquid Egg, I hope Rosie and Carmilla Carmine tag-team and kick her butt...

hurting Adam is strike one, hurting Lucifer is strike two...

and hurting Charlie is strike three, well or possibly four, if it turns out she owns Alastor's Soul, then I guess her hurting Alastor would be the strike three and Charlie could be the strike four...

but once again, we can't really rule out that maybe Lilith is perhaps still has some goodness in her...but we should still suspect she is still a selfish brat of a Apple Sugar Spice Honey Of Liquid Egg...

both Adam and Lucifer could probably do better than her.

and that is only if it turns out she is not as great as Charlie makes her out to be in that possibly half-truth and half-lie of a book that was possibly all made by her Mom...

anyway, this poll was originally going to have two choices but I decided to make three, you know some might love both of them and well, I want to give some that choice.

but I'm still picking Adam, because I think I like him more than her.

there be plenty of time for people to pick one of the three choices in this poll, because it will be a 1 week poll and it will give a lot of people a lot of time to see it and vote on it...

anyway after I post this, and pick Adam as one of the choices in this.

I will check out a few more things on here before I log off, and head to bed and later on, I will watch Steven Universe episodes, the Steven Universe Movie and Steven Universe Future...

hope some like this poll and have fun with picking...

[fenharael]

N and V for that Fandom Meme! :3c

N - name 3 things you wish you saw more in your main fandom? (or a fandom of choice)

Elden Ring: I wish there was more Marika content dealing with her mindscape or emotions. I understand why there isn't, but she seems so complex and interesting and I would love to see more people's interpretation of that. Also she's hot, so.

Elden Ring: I guess I'd also like to see more explorations of Ranni as a morally grey character. At least from what I've seen, she's generally stuck with "canon moon wife" the fandom has decided is the Good Ending™️ but... she's someone who went to extreme lengths to defy her fate. She killed her brother and seemed unbothered by the chaos and death that followed in order for her to escape being an Empyrean. Call me suspicious, but aim also not 100% convinced Ranni is acting of her own free will. I feel like the puppet body imagery may just be what it seems, that in sacrificing her fate she may have simply enslaved herself to another Outer God (the Dark/Full Moon, unsure if they're the same or not tbh) or at the very least, she isn't free of its influence. Though, it could be the case that our role in her story truly does free her fate to be her own, in which case, hooray! But if not, it just seems odd that Fromsoft would write and ending free of consequence or dramatic irony. I don't think Ranni and her ending are as wholesome and kind as they appear or are interpreted to be.

Dragon Age: I want more Solas/Not-an-elf!Inquisitor content. I want him pining and conflicted over someone he doesn't even consider a real person. There's like... ONE fic on Ao3 for that. Also more Solas/not-an-elf!Inquisitor friendship/angst in general. As much as I love Solavellan, I want to see different Solas ships or dynamics with the Inquisitor.

V - 3 OTP's from 3 different fandoms

I'm cheating and writing more than 3.

Hazbin Hotel - I really got into Charlastor (Charlie/Alastor) last spring. I don't know why, it was probably the potential for corruption kink. Anyway, it's not canon and never will be canon, but damn if the dynamic doesn't check all my boxes.

LotR (Hobbit movie) - Thranduil/Tauriel. Idk man. Everything going on there is a potential mess and I love it. DILF/sort-of-adopted daughter with diametrically opposed views/wants that also sort of dislike each other but sort of end up comforting each other, sprinkled in with "my son is in love with you but i don't think you're Good Enough" got me.

Tenchi Muyo! - Ryoko/Ayeka it's just how it's supposed to be. Clearly they are madly in love. I will not be taking criticism.

AtLA: Zutara. I like Aangst.

Trinity Blood- I LOVE Esther Blanchett/Shahrazad al-Rahman!!!!! I love them.

Also I love specifically unrequited Esther Blanchett/Abel Nightroad bc if you haven't noticed the pattern yet if there's a DILF with white hair I will ship him with the short Red-head in a way that maximizes pain and suffering.

Chrono Crusade- Chrono/Aion because like... HELLO??? Twins? Inverted color schemes? Aion being jealous of Mary and that's why he wants her gone? Yeah.

Also Chrono/Mary bc he's her demon knight and she's a holy woman and they're in love but It Can't Be.

Non-con Fiore/Stella or Rosette/Joshua don't look at me......

Inuyasha - Naraku non-conning any cast-member but especially Kikyo, Sesshomaru, or Miroku. Sesshomaru/himself. Kikyo/Kagome. Inuyasha/Kikyo

FMA - Roy Mustang being tortured by Lust, Envy, and Wrath but mostly himself.

GREED/LING!!!! that is all.

[calypsoskaleidoscope]

My Hazbin Hotel smash or pass (except I'm a sex-repulsed ace lesbian and I'm already taken but it's all in good fun)

Charlie - Meh? Maybe under the right circumstances? Vaggie - Yes 100% Angel - No because he's a gay guy and I'm a lesbian but he'd be nice to platonically cuddle with Husk - No because he's a guy and also he reminds me of my dad for some reason Niffty - Probably not because she would hurt me Lucifer - No because he's a guy and he's the devil and just no Alastor - No because he's also ace and a guy but I do think we could be friends lol Sir Pentious - No because again guy but having said that I would absolutely love to hang out with him Adam - No but not just because he's a guy it's because he's awful Lute - My first instinct was meh but the more I think about it yes Sera - Yes in a very mommy way if that makes sense Emily - Honestly probably not, I wanna be her sister Lilith - Is this a question yes Roo - This is not a question either yes Mimzy - No, not my type Cherri Bomb - Meh? Also maybe under the right circumstances? Rosie - No, I'd want her to adopt me Zestial - No, because again guy, but he is chill Carmilla - Mamí sí porfa wait what Valentino - No because ew and also I'm afraid of moths Velvette - Yea definitely lol Vox - No, he's a guy, wait, screw it, 100%

[palettepainter]

for your ocs that are parents,who is most likely to freak out when they lose sight of their babies? (also hope you are doing well!)

Thanks! Mentally I’m not the best but asks like these let me think about funny stuff with OC’s so they make me feel a little better! Again I’ll just write a few for each of the randoms I’m in. I won’t be limiting this to OC’s as in MHA I have a few cannon x OC ships 

Zoophobia:

-Zill and Kayla where both pretty paranoid parents. Zillia and Danial both inherited Zill’s powers, they where both already cautious when their kids where born so when their abilities kicked in things went from 0 to 100. Zillia as a child was very very good at climbing up things, but not so much when it came to climbing down. Zill spent most of his time rescuing Zillia from trees she’d gotten stuck in.

-Carrie didn’t take comments on caring for kids all that seriously, she’d raised a hell horse, how hard could one kid be?? Oh ho how wrong she was. When Carrie eventually adopted Cooper it was a real kick in the gut, she didn’t worry per say all the time but she did have her scares when she’d turn her back for all of three seconds, and then Cooper was gone

-Camilla and Snake. Camilla was the more fretting parent, more so when Coal came into the picture. Raising one littel boy was hard enough, now she had another little boy - ontop of that being a vampire - to raise. Things got pretty chaotic in the house. Thankfully Snake was a more strict parent and was able to get Basil and Coal to calm down quickly 

Hazbin Hotel:

-Baxter was a nervous first time dad. Nifty was way more chill but Baxter was trying to baby proof like, everything. Like with Carrie having a kid was a real kick in the gut, all of a sudden he couldn’t have his dangerous lab equipment just laying around, he couldn’t let angel leave any weapons or let Alastor leave any voo-doo stuff laying about. Baxter eventually chills out but it took a lot of reassurance from Nifty

-Vaggie is naturally protective of friends, so that amped up when Iridescence was born. It didn’t help that she though Angel was a still very irresponsible, so despite the two not being married Vaggie did most of the actual parenting while Angel took the role of the fun loving father. Vaggie decided once day enough was enough and took Angel aside to slap some sense into him. It was a long process and Angel was bad at first, but soon enough the two are getting along and are raising Iridescence together 

-Charlie. Giant. Fretting. Hen. The kind of mum to freak out when her kids have wondered off without her or are out longer then she said they could be. In my NGAU Charlie is a bit more mature and knowledgeable in that Hell is..well, Hell. She isn’t all sunshine happiness and rainbows like she is in the pilot, she’s matured and understands some people just sadly don’t want to change. She tries to be a fair mum and let Brinda and Junior have their freedom while also keeping them on a sharp leash for their own safety 

Helluva boss:

-Only got Millie x Mooxie for now, maaay do a Vortex x Loona kiddo but don’t know yet. Moxxie. No questions asked. He is the worrying yet loving dad. In my NGAU I headcannon Mooxie can’t have kids, hence why he ends up being so dotting to ones he meets. Crash and Dash are either going to be adopted, or they get a donor. Crash and Dash are such asshats that do the most craziest stuff, Moxxie might have had a heart attack once or twice when the two first tried out skateboarding. Millie encourages Moxxie that they’re fine (and then reassured Moxxie again that they weren’t going to die from a small itty bitty scratch). Crash and Dash being their first kids Moxxie was naturally paranoid so obvs went a bit overboard at times, he chilled out a bit when they adopted Lucy, and is also thankful Lucy is a way more calm child then Crash and Dash 

MHA:

-Erasermic: Alright hear me out. Aizawa is the more worrying parent. Like- this man’s gotta deal with a class of twenty something problem children, Shinsou, Eri and Mic (in my NGAU he and Mic adopt Shinsou and Eri, and Aizawa more often then not has to parent Mic to make sure he doesn’t do anything stupid). This man worries, but is very good at hiding it. Mic and Aizawa have Joke labour their daughter, Kiku tended to wonder a bit when she was younger - mostly cuz she would see a cat and follow it not realizing she wondered out of her parents sight. Aizawa goes to look down to see if she’s still with him, child's gone, BOOM: Panic! With what Aizawa’s seen (with the USJ incident, training camp incident, rescuing Eri, and just everything else that’s happening in MHA right now) Aizawa knows the dangers of the world so he comes off as a biiit overprotective. Even when Kiku is 13 (her current age in my NGAU) Aizawa still watches over her to make sure she’s safe. He becomes less stressed by training with her, knowing she can defend herself if needed eases his worries a little 

 -Edgeshot x Ryukyu: Both are chill parents, Based on @erosspace headcannons Edgeshot lives far off from the city for privacy reasons. He and Ryukyu like the peace. Kakusu grew up very safe as a child and didn’t wonder off at all, generally a well behaved kid. However the day his quirk kicked in was the day his parents got a real fright. Kakusu’s quirk is camouflage, and when it first activated he unintentionally disappeared from his parents sight. He was meditating in the garden and because he was calm and relaxed his quirk activated for the first time, his parents turned the house upside down and where just about to call the police, when they searched outside and saw Kakusu. Kakusu’s quirk only works on his skin, so if he activates his clothes while dressed in normal clothes his clothes will give away where he is because they aren’t affected by his quirk. When Kakusu started to use his camouflage quirk to hide from taking a bath Edgeshot and Ryukyu made him wear an ankle bracelet with bells on it so they could always tell where he was

-Ectoloader: I am a firm believer that Powerloader worries a lot. He has to deal with Hatsume exploding his lab on a daily basis, this man probably developed some secret power to know when something bad is gonna happen so he is just prepared for anything. I also headcannon he knew Ectoplasm in his school days and was a huge supportive figure for Ecto when he lost his legs, so that event has also lead to him becoming very worried if family or friends get injured. Haiya is a hyperactive child 90% of the time, if he isn’t running around he’s sleeping or doing school work, theres no in-between. Ectoplasm is a stern yet chill parent, he put down the rules when needed but he still lets Haiya have fun. Powerloader tends to be a bit stricter with rules and can sometimes come off an harsh without realising, he’s so used to having to yell at Hatsume just to knock some sense into her that sometimes he can get carried away

[hollywoodhangar]

Chaggie for the ship meme 👀

the ultimate ship meme! // @soughtbirthright

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs (( eternal salt is they’re outshined by a fucking fanon hetship even though chaggie is canon bleh ))

How long will they last? - For all of eternity and beyond. All it took was Vaggie dying to find her soulmate and she is not letting go. 

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It was a really good slowburn that caught on fire fast once feelings were felt. They were a long friendship that built in the form of best friends before they began to fall, and when they did, it was hard and around the same damn time. Poetic as fuck.

How was their first kiss? - Very sweet, and in the form of a gift on Charlie’s birthday. uwu 

Wedding:

Who proposed? - I’m gonna give this one to Charlie. <: It seems like she’d be all for the theatric and musical number form of proposal!!

Who is the brides’ maid(s)? - They share Angel lmao.

Who did the most planning? - Equal! Both did a lot of the planning and they worked side-by-side on it!  

Who stressed the most? - Vaggie. There’s so many points where Charlie has to reel her back, make her relax and remind her it’s going to be fabulous because they’re making it as a team. 

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Alastor, Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench. All three will be whooped by Lilith’s top guard if they so much as attempt to come. 

Sex:

Who is on top? - They’re switches. :)

Who is the one to instigate things? - Are you kidding? Both. Might be Vaggie just a touch more, though.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Unless it’s a quckie, it’s 4 hours at least. They.. really get into it LMAO. 

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - AbsoLUTELY.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Vaggie thinks two would be a good number for starters. :) Amazing how she never considered it before and never dreamed of having babies, but wow you suddenly meet the love of your life and your head’s all full of that domestic shit. 

How many children will they adopt? - Right now I’m gonna say 0. I think this is definitely destined to change but right now it’s two to start out with before they can even think of adopting to see how they handle parenthood first. I can see them adopting, just not right now. 

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Equal duty!  

Who is the stricter parent? - Vaggie, although Charlie’s right there to reel her back and soften her up. :>

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Both lmao. 

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Vaggie, always. She gets that started the night before so the kids are ready to go in the morning with last night’s dinner if there’s any leftovers, although Charlie’s the one to give the babies their lunches before they leave if Vaggie’s still crashed. 

Who is the more loved parent? - It’s Charlie, because she’s the much more fun, energetic and musical one! Kids are naturally drawn to that. :D

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both!! They’re a constant buddy system through marriage and parenthood!!

Who cried the most at graduation? - And of course, they’re the buddy system in being the most emotional over their baby’s achievements. Both weep heavily and hug one another. 

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Again, both. 

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Vaggie. She has a culinary soul and just instinctively takes up a lot of the cooking by nature. 

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Probably Vaggie again. She knows what she likes and she knows what she doesn’t like and she’s sticking to it. 

Who does the grocery shopping? - Both. :) It’s a lot of fun to go shopping together, they end up goofing off and also whooping fellow demons who end up trying to take the last of something they specifically DESIRE.

How often do they bake desserts? - Daily! Vaggie VERY strongly sticks to the breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert regime, and just baking something delicious whenever she feels the urge. A sweet tooth is often sated here!

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat! But she doesn’t turn her nose up at salad, it’s healthy and she includes it in the Hotel diet. 

Who is more likely to surprise the other with an anniversary dinner? - Charlie, I think. <3

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Charlie, especially when it’s a day where Vaggie’s positively worked herself to the bone with her managerial duties and she wants to spoil her bae with a really, really fancy and expensive dinner. Vaggie sure as hell isn’t saying no.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - N/A.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Both! 

Who is really against chores? - Neither of them like doing chores but it’s a necessity that they know they can’t shirk and there’s no way they’re going to leave the other hanging.

Who cleans up after the pets? - The pets clean up after themselves, thank you. ( Razzle & Dazzle )

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - If this is something Charlie did, Vaggie snapped her right out of it LOL.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Vaggie, 100%.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Vaggie. She definitely asks Charlie if she lost her money but with Angel it’s a touch-n-go because she’s like, “that fucker’ll say “yes” even when he hasn’t. :/”. Any lost money found goes directly into the Hotel savings! 

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Vaggie, for sure. With her hair and just having the pleasant privilege of having stable access to hot water? It’s hard to get her out. 

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They both take Razzle & Dazzle for walkies. <:

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - ALWAYS. Halloween and Hellmas, they’re decorating the HELL out of everything!! They ARE that house that will outshine everyone else on the block. Or, rather, hotel.

What are their goals for the relationship? - She’s unsure of herself at the moment, but Vaggie does want to get married. Charlie’s already wanting to, Vaggie just needs to overcome personal issues and self-deprecation before she’s also ready. She’s already having those sporadic urges where she wants babies!

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - I think this is something they’re both capable of depending on what happened the night before. They’re both pretty good sticking to their “by 10AM” schedule.

Who plays the most pranks? - Charlie, for sure. :p