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h0bg0blin-meat · 3 days ago

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Krishna: ARE YOU KIDDING??? THAT'S UNFAIR! SHE MADE TH-

Krishna: I need to calm down...

Krishna: Everything's fine-

Arjun: Madhav-

Krishna: I'm an adult.

#alright bro #whatever u say #hindu mythology #hindu gods #krishna #krishnablr #incorrect quotes #incorrect hindu mythology #incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat #mahabharata #mahabharat memes #arjuna #arjun #hindublr #desiblr #hinduism

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saguaroooo · 3 months ago

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Finished reading Interview with the Vampire, HOLY FUCK that shit is so good.

#i also started The Vampire Lestat #“I'm the vampire Lestat. I'm immortal. I'm a rock superstar.”#alright bro #wtf is that #ik it gets emotionally addictive and will change me deeply but #can't stop laughing #THOSE ARE THE FIRST WORDS OF THE BOOK #iwtv #interview with the vampire #the vampire lestat #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac

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calbeloved · 3 months ago

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lesbian love is not real and it did not help bárbara lima you heard it here first

#alright bro #its over we get it #calosni

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chamsou-sabah · 2 months ago

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life has been total shit and theres this guy in my class who sends me absolutely unfunny tiktoks with captions like "why aren't you answering 😢 im sad"

#alright bro #live blogging

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pekodayz · 1 year ago

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someone just moaned on the zoom call and talked abt the statue’s feet in a seductive tone. 20 more mins

#alright bro

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lesbiansasuk3 · 2 years ago

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#funniest thing abt seeing lesbian ‘sns’ fanart is that like #y’all will just straight up draw sasuke x naruko #like sasuke is the same but all of a sudden naruto is some hyper fem girl😂#alright bro #not to claim that i think ssk is feminine #but i’m asking how is naruto (?)

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rjalker · 1 year ago

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you wouldn't think the first 3 pages of a book could contain so many things to complain about but shockingly you'd be wrong.

#''unfashionably pentagonal''#alright bro

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fmsbl · 3 months ago

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Always feel slightly bad whenever I see short jokes get made abt celebrities because then I look up their height and they're like at least half a foot taller than me

#mookie betts 'pint sized slugger' and he's 5'9 #alright bro

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thebrainrotsreal · 2 months ago

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Drew this real quick because I fucking love these two so much ???? Especially Bee. I wish they interacted more so badly. PLEASE.

Also learning how to draw these guys.. slowly.

#IT WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME HOW DELIGHTED B GOT ??? FOR VIOLENCE?#the brainrotsreal's art tag ✧˖°:*♡#like okay you have d17/megatron okay #d17 got consumed by vengeance. iconic of him. you SEE him grow more ruthless/ violent........AND THEN YOU HAVE B 127 #he got knife hands for 0.00937 seconds and immediately KILLED PEOPLE SO EASILY IM SCREAMING SDJKJSDS #did by accident and then did it gleefully. AND SO WELL TOO LIKE ???? bro got that hunger for violence ig. got that delight.#i wish we got to see d17 and b127 interact more cause imagine b got his knife hands early and d17 was like.... alright start stabbing #and b127 is LONELY. mf is deprived of interaction and CLEARLY clingy. i see him telling d17 to stand down so he isn't hurt.#not necessarily because he has the SAME morals as orion/optimus #like look me in my eye. tell me if d17 didn't say something like “needing an ally not a leader” (friendship bait)#AND UR TELLING ME BEE WOULDN'T FOLD AND HELP HIM? HM? HMMMMMMMM?#like i feel like b's morals are mostly match whoever he's around. if he was around d-17 more? WELP? let's assassinate together bestie!#anyways optimus and elita gotta watch b fr cause mf is already an incredible ally on the battle field SDKJKDSS #like just tell him where to go and that place would DESTROYED. NO WITNESSEES LEFT. LIKE HELLO #transformers one my beloved #d 16 #megatron #tf one #tf one megatron #tf one b 127 #b 127 #transformers one fanart #never know how many actual tags to use istg.#imagine being isolated for years and all that shit went down like what is going on in b's brain rn. mf got 3 friends and then lost one #SO QUICKLY

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gunsatthaphan · 27 days ago

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#the heart killers #the heart killers ep3 #joongdunk #fadelstyle #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #joong archen #dunk natachai #gmmtv #thai bl #bl drama #jesus fucking christ #and joong said this is his favorite scene?? alright okay #i gotchu bro #but also jojo i have a bone to pick with you #about the fact that this was not real lmao #but its okay because i got what i came for

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bberetd · 2 months ago

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odyssey !!

a (super) late odyssey anniversary post AND illustrations of my lovely bestie @silenzahra’s odyssey headcanons 😙

#I just wanna draw the bros hugging more dammit #Luigi’s rolling his r when saying ‘adventure’ but I didn’t know how to write that LOL #alright now SWITCHING TO BROTHERSHIP MODE #my beautiful Americans 18+ remember to vote today #bb’s art #super Mario #super mario odyssey #Mario #Luigi #princess peach #mareach #mario x peach #mario and luigi

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calbeloved · 2 months ago

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LMAO LÍRIO SULKING AFTER ARGUING WITH CHICO ABOUT THE WEED he's so 😭😭

#the “if you throw them out youre going to have to find a NEW team” was so out of pocket man 😭#alright bro #calsdol

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pixlokita · 5 months ago

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Wait I’m just realizing how funny it is that springtrap/ William and all his variations see an unhappy child with brown hair, brown eyes and striped shirt and immediately goes … yes I must have him as my own like 🧍‍♂️

#im sorry I think its my meds kicking in I can’t stop laughing #oh gosh #okokok #LMAO ??? is bro ok is this how he copes #pix habla #fnaf #oh gosh alright I’m good now #into the pit #fnaf security breach #fnaf 4 #it all comes down to crying child that’s sad but also girl he’s still around as a ghost just ? stop trying to replace him 😭#springtrap #William Afton #HAHHSHSHADBDNDR #this shouldn’t be this funny #ok im done now sayonara yall #I need to finish the game tbh just haven’t fell well enough TTwTT

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rhiangalaxy · 2 months ago

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Some Things Never Change...

(Piece chosen by this week's poll!)

[ID: Scum Villain Drawings. The top image depicts Shen Yuan, Shen Jiu and Yue Qi as street rats/kids. SY is the youngest and being carried piggy back style by SJ due to his legs being injured. SY is a little teary and red eyed with a nervous expression, gripping onto SJ's shoulder. SJ looks towards YQ with a annoyed/angry expression whilst YQ smiles and gestures placatingly. The bottom image depicts SY, SQQ and YGY in current/peak lord era. SY nervously smiles and has a hand on SQQ's shoulder as if to calm him down. SQQ angrily points a closed fan at YGY who has his clenched fists drawn up nervously as if to avoid getting his hands smacked by the fan. He has a slightly flustered but mostly nervous expression, attempting to placate SQQ. End ID]

#svsss #scum villain #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shen jiu #yue qi #yue qingyuan #qijiu #shen bros #shen brothers #mxtx #myart #sy got beat up by some other slaves and yq let them get away which is why sj is upset #and leads to a future convo such as #SJ: alright a'yuan next time you see those kids you kill them #YQ: D: xiao jiu you're supposed to tell him to run and come find us #once again thanks to those who voted!!#svsss au

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justaz · 5 months ago

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im a slut for post magic reveal arthur (& knights) thinking merlin has like. a smidge of magic. like he can get stains out of clothes or warm food and baths but OBVIOUSLY merlin can’t fight. that’s ridiculous. merlin doesn’t correct this notion for whatever reason - perhaps it’s best that people think that so when they’re all in danger, he isn’t registered as a threat so he can protect his silly lil guys. ofc his silly lil guys realize that they were wrong bc the bad guys get a lil too close to hurting arthur and merlin is like “nope! fights over!!” and annihilates them

#also a huge fan of arthur taunting and goading merlin into sparring with him #and merlin is all ‘omg nows my chance to finally put him in his place!! hes so arrogant and stupid and pretty and i am going to destroy him’#arthur barely gets two steps in before merlin has him pinned with a shit eating grin and arthur staring at him wide eyed and flushed #‘i hope this doesnt awaken anything in me’ yeah alright you bottom bitch #arthur cant stop thinking about it for days #the helplessness of being stuck firm with just a look. the brilliant gold in merlins eyes. the arrogant smirk he shot arthur.#ooooooh yeah hes DONE #bro cant keep his hand out of his pants #he keeps thinking about it #merlin is none the wiser and thinks arthurs silence and looks are bc he finally brought arthur down a few pegs #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #merthur #fanfiction #fanfic #fic ideas #prompts #hc #head canon #headcanon

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spenglerstwinkie · 7 months ago

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30 days to train aka 30 days for kars to cyber bully joseph

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