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Attempts to crush the boye have failed.
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i really doesn't care about alpine but seeing our two french drivers sharing a podium together in their last season as teammates in a french team makes me happy
#as a french i'm so happy#pierre and esteban deserves it so much after driving this tractor for a whole year#alpine#pierre gasly#esteban ocon#f1#brazil gp 2024
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i wanna say fork found in kitchen but like pierre is there and he's like a rhinoceros found in a kitchen tbf
#pierre gasly#monaco gp#f1#formula1#formula one#oscar piastri#charles leclerc#max verstappen#alpine trucks#alpine tractors#alpine is a brick with four wheels#nice to see an alpine succeeding for once i guess
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Just checked the race results. WTF WHY AND HOW ARE BOTH ALPINES ON THE PODIUM???? good job max proud of you but I cant get over the ALPINES are ON THE PODIUM?!? I am 100% watching this race all the way through later
#f1#brazil gp 2024#alpine#max verstappen#YOU MEAN TO TELL ME TWO TRACTORS ARE ON THE PODIUM#ALPINE IS SUPPOSED TO SUCK
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ocon and gasly wrestling those tractors to be right under top 10. the alpine progression is crazy.
#f1#formula 1#I remember being flabbergasted in saudi#that tractor is less of a tractor#they clearly just needed to fire 80% of their staff#alpine disasterclass#imola gp 2024
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the alpines arent as bad as people are trying to say tbh
#hot take!#i remember at the beginning of the season they were being called tractors#f1#formula 1#alpine#esteban ocon#pierre gasly#eo31#pg10
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Sign me up!!!
#i know alpine has a tractor#so not going to happen#but to see charles on the top step flanked by his 2 former rbr 2nd driver friends#yeah this podium would be legendary#charles leclerc#alex albon#pierre gasly#predict the podium#f1#formula 1
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summer break is over, manifesting Pierre podium so bad (im delusional)
#f1#zandvoort#pierre gasly#podium#dutch gp 2024#gasly#delusional#alpine#tractor#alpine is a tractor but we manifest#new
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#ferrari covid tractor to seb retiring to nando moving to the piasco to otmar leaving to car dead last#thanks e.m. for this#idk if someone already did this so if they did i apologize just late night thoughts#alpine f1
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WAIT ALPINE ARE AHEAD OF WILLIAMS IN CONSTRUCTORS NOW BRB I'M GONNA GO CRY
#miami gp 2024#I was so sure this year was gonna be our year 😭😭#we're being beaten by rb and haas AND alpine in their tractor
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idk who’s alpine that was but how slow was that around turn 3 😟
#alpine never beating the tractor allegations i fear#f1#formula 1#alpine f1#dutch gp 2024#grace’s professional commentary 🎤
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real f1 is back. Max going airborne wheel-to-wheel racing Lewis. team orders up and down the grid, some being followed and some not. Brocedes reunion. Max complaining and fighting over the radio. McLaren fucking up and their drivers bearing the brunt of the fuck up. emotional blackmail over the radio. Alpine retiring a car. Ferrari tractor. Charles ‘the tyre whisperer’ Leclerc.
#f1#formula 1#hungary gp 2024#cl16#charles leclerc#Ferrari#max verstappen#mv1#mv33#lewis hamilton#lh44#Lando Norris#ln4#oscar piastri#op81#McLaren#Mercedes#brocedes#alpine#pierre gasly#pg10
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he finished p4 on his fucking birthday ferrari I hate you so much 😭
can you guys pray for my boy carlos sainz he needs to finish above leclerc by any means necessary this weekend in monza or i will do something to myself
#watching his car go slower than alpines tractor the last 7 laps was agony for real#it was barely moving jesus
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yeah the top teams in f1 are cool and all but supporting the midfield / backmarkers are where its really at. williams is engaging in intricate rituals to try and get their tractor into the points. alfa romeo has no money, no strategy, no decent engineers, just pure ✨vibes✨. haas is fueled by drive to survive memes and middle-aged blond men. alpine is starting french civil wars whenever their engines arent blowing up. alpha tauri sacrifices yuki tsunoda to the luck gods every single race
#f1#yeah i love the midfield teams (trying to cope because ferrari has been below average this year)
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Pierre Gasly x Fem!reader x Kika Gomes
Helping him calm down
The start of the 2024 season hadn't been great for Pierre. Alpine had managed to transform their f1 car into a tractor. Race after race he would finish outside the points, if he even finished it. He had one engine failure on a formation lap, crash in the first corner, it really wasn't helping him.
He came back to the hotel room frustrated by the day and directly went to shower and sleep. You and Kika had been worried sick about him. He wasn't happy anymore. Didn't talk a lot. You saw him skipping meals and working out more. He spent hours on the sim, trying to improve his lap times with the alpine, but it didn't work.
Today was one of those days. Pierre had locked himself in his office and glued to his sim. Every couple minutes you heard him scream in frustration as he probably didn't improve. You hated seeing him like this. "We should help him." You say to Kika as she lays on your stomach.
"I know, but he doesn't listen. We just have to get his mind off this. It is a break and he should enjoy it." She strokes your hair. You smile as you got an idea.
"Lets get his mind off it then." Kika already knew what you meant and she got off the couch and helped you up. Walking towards the office you opened up the door.
"Hello, Pierre." He smiled as he saw his girlfriends walk into the room. "How are you?"
"Bit frustrated. This tractor really doesn't move." he signs once again as the car swerves in the corner.
"Let us calm you down." You said as you placed a kiss on his lips. Kika had made her way im front of Pierre, leaving a trail of touches on his legs slowly moving her hand up.
She wiggles her fingers under his shirt and pulls in up. You help her get the shirt over his head and trow it in the corner of the office.
You had attached your lips to his neck and left sloppy kisses on it.
The car was long crashed into a barrier and the only sound that was heard were his moans as you both made him feel so good.
#pierre gasly x reader#kika gomes#pierre gasly#f1 fanfic#pierre gasly x kika gomex#pierre gasly x fem reader#pierre gasly x you#pierre gasly x yn#kika gomes x you#pierre x you x kika#polyamory#f1!poly#f1 poly#ploy f1#pg10 x reader#pg10
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