#alphabet game . . . ?!

[sinisterexaggerator]

John Hancock - NSFW Alphabet

Only out to have a little fun! Enjoy (or not)! This is just my take on his character.

3.8k words (oops).

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex):

No matter how you decide to do the deed, Hancock has your best interest at heart, as long as you stay in his good graces. He wouldn’t necessarily baby you after sex, but he’ll make sure you’re all right, as you may wind up participating in several experimental or unusual scenarios. But in the end, John wants to make sure his little ray of sunshine is well-rested for round two.

He'd offer you chems for a bit of a pick-me-up, a cigarette precariously hanging from the corner of his mouth—he needs a smoke after. It just “feels right.”

He would pat his shoulder as a place for you to rest your head, then pull you in nice and tight before sharing a drag with you, going insofar as to place the filter against your lips, held loosely between two fingers. No uncomfortable post-coital silence—unless you’re into that.

Hancock might even get all philosophical on you now that his head’s clear. I can see him being into pillow talk regardless—we know he loves to run his mouth—nothing a romp in the sack with you won’t cure.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s):

I have a feeling Hancock isn’t picky, as long as your heart is in the right place. There is more to him than being a “drug addict.” I’d say he’s well-read, even though he acts on instinct—he may be pretty well fond of your brain.

Hancock puts a lot of stock into how people think or speak versus their actions. He’s not a pushover, doesn’t take any bullshit, and if your belief system matches up with his—if he, “likes the way you operate”— you don’t have much to worry about.

Still, I see him favoring something warm and supple to grab onto, something soft to kiss. And he’ll take his time when he’s in the mood, dishing out compliments as he explores every inch of your body.

Maybe with being a Ghoul, it’s a real treat when you get to knock boots with a human. I can see him missing out on what that feels like from time to time.

As far as his own body, I see this man as a bit self-conscious, though he doesn’t let onto that fact quite often. Comments about his “ugly mug�� are made in jest, but there is some truth to that within his own thought process and how he perceives himself, most likely, despite the whole “King of the Zombies” vibe he says the ladies love.

Personally, I think his confidence is partially a façade.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person:

Hancock always makes sure you get yours. Multiple orgasms are in the cards, as he knows exactly how to make your toes curl, and he’s not above using that information to his advantage.

You’re the wettest thing in the Wasteland when Hancock’s around, and you can bet your ass he’s going to comment on it every chance he gets. Otherwise, he loves to play in it; to spread the sheen between his fingers; to lick it clean off while you watch, or to smear it over his withered skin, lubricating his cock with it.

All in all, it’s a stroke to his ego to know he’s the one responsible for making you cum that hard that often. You can be damn sure he’s out to fuck you every chance he gets. 

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs):

I mentioned this in another post, but Hancock likes it when you’re addicted to chems because he’s the one providing. As long as he’s supplying the drugs for you to get your fix, you’re not going to leave him high and dry.

Maybe he fears being, “skipped out on,” thinkin’ it’s just another reason for you to stick around. It ties into him being insecure—call it insurance. He’s not proud of it, but you don’t seem to mind, and there’s no one around to call him on it.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?):

Based on comments we hear throughout the game, Hancock was known to be a looker before being a Ghoul. He’s still a looker even after his transformation, and he is well-aware his physical appearance garners the attention of the ladies, or so he says. From this we can infer Hancock has no trouble in finding someone to fuck. I’m sure he has been around the block more than a few times, but it would be the appearance of someone special in his life that might make him rethink his whorish lifestyle.

Despite being a bit of a promiscuous rascal who most likely participates in a lot of meaningless sex, when he finds the right person, I am sure he is more than happy to be monogamous. But overall, I would say he definitely knows what the hell he’s doing—why else would Bobbi make that comment about everyone being in love with him?

Hancock’s a catch, contrary to whether or not he believes it himself, and for more than one reason, me thinks. And it is common for even those people who are “good-looking” to be self-conscious and worried about how others perceive them, so that doesn’t change the idea of him still being insecure despite his charm and charisma, though him saying he’s charming could be him playing at being facetious.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual):

The Couch Surfer*

Hancock loves to bend you over the arm of the couch in the Old State House with you face down in the cushions as he plows into you from behind. It allows for deeper penetration and more thrusting power, with your feet either on the floor, or with your knees pulled in toward your own body as your legs hover off the ground.

This also makes it so neither of you have to get entirely undressed if you don’t want to, or if there is simply no time for anything but a quickie. With both of you pulling down your trousers, or with you hiking up your dress, it makes for easy access, and the angle is just right for hitting that sweet spot.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc):

Hancock is a switch in more ways than one. This can go either way, as he’s not afraid to get weird or try anything once. At the same time, if you’re his special person, he may be inclined to take things a bit more serious. Think body worship in this case, or copious amounts of praise, romantic notions in your ear—that sort of thing.

This doesn’t account for if you’ve pissed him off, as all bets are off, and I’m sure he can think of more than one way to set you straight, even if that involves being more condescending than usual, or withholding sex all together because he’s just “not feeling it after the way you’ve been actin’.”  

In fact, he may be able to home in on if he’s frightening you—that in and of itself can be a turn on. Oh, you’ve been misbehaving lately? Get ready to meet No More Mister Nice Ghoul. Although, you’d have to fuck up royally for him to take any of that so serious.

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.):

No hair, don’t care (obviously)! But Hancock may enjoy running his fingers through yours, and he does so gently, not afraid to brush that stray strand out of your eyes.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…):

This can also go either way, depending on Hancock’s mood. One minute he’s treating you like the filthy whore you are, and the next minute he’s spewing off the most romantic things you’ve ever heard. He’s not afraid to speak his mind, no matter the topic of conversation. He’ll tell you to suck his cock like a good little slut, but then don’t put it past him to confess how much you mean to him in the same breath.

In other words, you can simultaneously be the best thing that’s ever happened to him, while also receiving an earful of the dirtiest, raunchiest trash talk to have ever been uttered by man. He knows you’re going to come undone regardless—he just has that effect on you.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon):

Hancock loves to force you to watch him masturbate when it’s impossible for you to touch him. That American flag at his waist serves well in a pinch, able to tie your hands up so he can sit back and pleasure himself without you interfering.

Long, languid strokes drive you mad, Hancock not skimping on the heady eye contact, enjoying it when you come unraveled at the seams. You’re begging to join in, to please him yourself, but this is where the fun begins—cry for him all you want to, those handcuffs aren’t coming off, not until he says so.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks):

Oh, man. OK, here we go!

Praise kink – Hancock gives Golden Retriever boyfriend energy. Maybe it’s the fact he follows you around in-game, but he would take so well to you praising him. “Mn, yeah? You like that? Let me show you what else I can do…”

Role-play – I can see this man being into role-play scenarios. He already basically cosplays as a historical figure— it gives him the freedom to mess around with you knowing he doesn’t mean any of it in the end. You can be sure he’d have a safe word if that’s something you’re wanting. He’d take on new roles himself, or play along with yours. “Big bad Mayor” comes to mind for those of you who want a little more bossing around.

Sensation play - Hancock is big on touch. He loves to trace your skin with his fingers, or for you to touch him. I can also see him being into sensory deprivation, blindfolding himself so his sole focus remains on the feel of your hands smoothing over his callous flesh. I’m sure besides a lot of one-night stands, he barely gets anything in the way of attention. It’s always quick and easy— to really be close to someone? That takes guts.

Brat taming – This is a given. Maybe it’s not a game, you’re just really a brat. He doesn’t mess around when it’s time to get serious, so if you’re in his way, or if you’re rubbing him wrong, expect to hear about it. Think daddy/little girl vibes in most cases, but this can spill over into the role-play arena as well. But it’s not all negative—if you’ve been a good girl or boy, he’s willing to praise you for a job well done.

Degradation – Shit-talking him to the point of degradation is a thing he’s into. Not that he believes everything you’re saying, but he’s able to take a few verbal punches without psychic damage. The more sarcastic and ruthless you are, the more he respects you, and the more it may turn him on. He enjoys someone who isn’t afraid to stand up to him, but he also enjoys being put in his place, if you have the balls to try.

Bondage – Tie him up and have your way with him, or he’s liable to do the same to you. He loves a strong, take-charge woman, and a go get ‘em kinda man. He has the most fun when you’re the one who’s “powerless.” He’ll drive you wild before he finally gives in—the best part is watching you squirm and beg for him.

Exhibitionism – He will fuck you anywhere and everywhere; he doesn’t care who watches, but watching’s all their going to do. Hancock’s always down for a quickie, or something a little more intimate, but it doesn’t matter if it’s in the privacy of his suite at the Old State House, or the backroom of the Third Rail. Sex is sex, and there is no one he rather have it more with than you—anytime, anyplace.

Knife play/ Gun play – This Ghoul will use any and all means with which to get his rocks off, and he has a special place in his heart for knives. He’ll draw blood, or not, running the blade across your skin, not afraid to use the hilt to fuck you. The same goes for guns of all sorts, shells or bullets removed. Expect them to be put into places – like your mouth, or cunt. He’s not shy about it.

*I should add he is a total switch. He can play at top or bottom. IMO he plays bottom more frequently for male partners, and tops for female partners, but again, he loves a woman who knows how to take charge – he wouldn’t mind if you stepped on him.

Overall, he has a lot of sadistic qualities, but he’s also a bit of a masochist— he knows when and where to draw the line. He would never hurt you or do anything without your consent, UNLESS you’ve done something to get on his bad side, then there is no telling what might happen.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do):

As I mentioned earlier, this man is an exhibitionist, so he would settle for fucking you anywhere he could. However, the riskier, the better, as he’s not afraid of getting caught—it’s part of the thrill. But if he’s feeling romantic, maybe he takes you to the roof of the Old State House, out under the stars.

Afterward, he lays with you there, pointing out the various constellations he’s read about in books. Maybe he even dragged an old mattress up there—no one will miss it—as it’s a place you frequently rendezvous.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going):

Violence and compassion, LOL. Allow me to explain:

Put simply, you putting down assholes for all the right reasons gets him hard. Hancock’s all about dispensing justice, about helping out the little guy, so if he gets to watch you kill evil fucking people while doing just that? Talk about a bonus— a really attractive one.

“Mn, the way you cut that guy’s head clean off—I wanted to fuck you right then and there. You should have seen his eyes bug out—bastard knew what was coming.”

Also, you doing a lot of chems and lowering your inhibitions for him? You willing to get freaky with him? That just makes you soulmates.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs:

Cannibalism, which is self-explanatory considering his comments in the game in regard to Sole if you have/use that perk. Hey, at least he’s not too judgmental.

I also do not assume he’s into torture, or blood and gore. A quick, merciless death is more his style, but considering his thoughts on Pickman and his “artistic flair,” plus not wanting to go anywhere near the gallery to see for himself, makes me think he’s adverse to that kind of thing. He doesn’t necessarily like hurting people or causing pain, only when the situation truly calls for it.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc):

I see him as preferring to give, though he won’t turn down a blowjob. It is a high all its own to get you off so easy with his mouth.

All those delicious little sounds; the way you writhe beneath him; the way you hold the back of his head; the way you say his name… It’s addicting, almost more so than chems. And I should say he’s not above eating ass.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.):

Again, both—depending on what his mood dictates. He’s not afraid to fuck you hard and fast, but he can also slow down and make love to you when he’s feeling soft. He’s a moody Ghoul, but it is a part of his charm. Time spent with him is never boring.

Sometimes, pure, unbridled lust wins out, or maybe he’s feeling sadistic for whatever reason—in this case, you may find yourself unable to walk the next morning.

But he can also be sensual, taking his time to please you proper while sending you to heaven on a cloud of fluffy, romantic words. He’s multifaceted, and so is your love for each other.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc):

I don’t think I am alone when I say that Hancock commenting offhand about, “you just say the word if you wanna take a little, uh, chem break” is most likely a euphemism for sex and very suggestive.

He sure as hell has nothing bad to say about quickies. Getting down and dirty at a moment’s notice is in his wheelhouse, so don’t be afraid to tell him when you’re in the mood, no matter where you might be or what you might be doing.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.):

Bears repeating, I guess. He’s up for almost anything and everything, minus the eating human flesh part. He’s not afraid to take risks in any aspect of his life, always out to do the right thing, even if there are consequences.

In relation to sex, he’s not shy, and doesn’t expect for you to be either. Feel free to open up to him about your deepest, darkest desires—he would be thrilled to help you out in that department.

Expect him to offer chems beforehand, or to check in with you if it’s something a little more high-risk. Safety first and all that nonsense—he truly cares about your well-being, but it’s also nice to know he’s met his match. That’s not to say he wouldn’t have fun corrupting you.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…):

I’m going to say that the regenerative effect that Ghouls possess also allows them to recuperate quickly after sex. Hancock has a stamina stockpile; he could go for hours, or for multiple rounds.

Of course, he also doesn’t mind just holding you, slowing down to bask for a little while in your amiable company.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?):

Back to the knife-play, gun-play kink, I suspect he not only uses various, dangerous tools to pleasure you, but also rope, or handcuffs. Everyday items that can he repurposed into something new and fucked up—alligator clamps for your nipples, or an Institute shock baton as a cattle prod—if you’re into that sort of thing. In other words, he’s not afraid to experiment.

As it’s the “end of the world,” I am not sure he has access to expensive, exotic toys, but if he did, he would be sure to use them. Maybe there’s an old sex shop with a few top of the line products still on the shelves. He’d nab anything for shits and giggles, trying various things out on you and on himself. Not like he has anything better to do.

But even so, he probably prefers it just being you and him, nothing fancy. He doesn’t need it— you’re all he needs to have a good time.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease):

Hancock often plays unfair. He loves to tease you to the point of edging. He’ll take you as far as the cusp of an orgasm, then let the feeling dissipate, driving you toward insanity a little more each time.

And he’s so good at what he does; you’ll cum when he allows it. Lucky for you, this time he’s feeling generous—but if you pout? He’s done for.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make):

Hancock may make you scream his name, but he’s more of a subdued moan, heavy breaths in your ear kind of Ghoul. He’ll whisper sweet sentiments or speak all the filthy, filthy things he’s going to do you, but may be a bit of a pillow biter when roles are reversed.

He’d still take it like a champ, though, chomping down to keep from “embarrassing” himself. I also bet he’s a bit of a whimperer, or a whiner, fingers digging into the sheets as he buckles down under you like a common whore.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice):

I’ve got two:

1) Hancock is an over-protective boyfriend who is always out to “watch your back,” whether that be keeping his eye out for creeps, or intervening in a conversation on your behalf. I can also see him as the slightly jealous type, though he would bring it up only due to his own insecurities. Otherwise, he quietly stews until it eats away at him enough he feels the need to say what’s on his mind.

“Hey, if you’re getting bored of me, just say the word—I’ll go.” I don’t think he wants to stick around where he’s not wanted.

2) Hancock is into PDA maybe more than he should be. He’d let you sit in his lap in public while his hands travel your body. He’d caress your waist and thighs, and whisper jokes in your ear that are only meant for you to hear— Hancock loves making you giggle. He’s also up for dragging you into dark corners for steamy make-out sessions, or just wrapping his arms around your waist from behind. Let ‘em stare, he gives no fucks who sees you together.

Of course, he’s also OK with just gazing at you lovingly when no one’s looking— not even you.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words):

Hancock’s cock is just as scarred and damaged as the rest of his body, but he can still get it up, and the striations and respective bits of raised tissue are basically just another way of saying “ribbed for your pleasure.”

It’s variegated in color, or various shades—pale, deathly white, intermingled with dark, almost cadaverous-like patches. If you’re into necrosis, this is the man for you, though nothing is falling off or anything like that—he’s 100% intact, willing and able.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?):

I imagine he has a pretty high sex-drive, but sex isn’t everything to him by any means. He’s always down for a quick romp in the hay, but he’s also not opposed to cuddles.

Yes, he’s a cuddler. With the sappy, over the top romantic lines he says in game, how can this man NOT want to bury himself in your arms every chance he gets? And don’t put it past him to be clingy, either. That’s not always what he’s about, but it can happen with the right combination of brain chemicals and fluffy feelings.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards):

I see Hancock as waiting for you to fall asleep first, or at least being cognizant enough to know what is going on in the event he has to keep you safe from whatever’s lurking in the dark, whether you’re hiding in the ruins, or walled up somewhere in Goodneighbor—can never be too careful.

In addition, I peg him as someone who may be a bit of an insomniac. He’s a bit hyper in game, and with the fact he pumps himself full of chems just to try to get high, I imagine even as a Ghoul it could fuck up your sleep cycle.

Still, when he falls asleep he sleeps hard—but don’t mind waking him. He’s ready to go when you are, just give him a minute.

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If you enjoyed this, be on the lookout for my John Hancock x Fem! Reader fic in the next day or so! 6.8k+ words of porn with plot. :D

P.S.: if you have a specific request, or just want to talk about Hancock in my inbox, feel free!!

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Edit: Here’s the fic!

[wrightingdungeon]

GIGGLING AND KCIKING MY FEET OVER THE HARVEY REQUEST SOMEONE MADE TEEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE CAN YOU ALSO DO F AND N FOR HIM 🧎‍♂️‍➡️

Thank you so much! I threw Y in as well from the last ask <3 

F - Flaw: Harvey, like everyone else in town, is full of flaws. His worst flaw, though, is his self-hatred. Now I can hear you saying, "But it's not as bad as Shane's!" That may be true, but it doesn't diminish the weight of his own struggles.

Harvey poured his heart and soul into becoming a pilot, chasing a dream that once seemed so close. But then, his body betrayed him in a way he could never have anticipated, something entirely beyond his control. On the surface, he knows it's not his fault—he understands that intellectually. Yet, there's always that persistent, nagging voice in the back of his mind, whispering that somehow, in some way, he is to blame. —

Rolling over in bed, you instinctively reached out for the comforting warmth of your husband’s hairy chest. But instead of feeling the familiar rise and fall of his breathing beneath your hand, you were met with cool, empty sheets. A frown tugged at your lip as the realization settled in, and you furrowed your brow in confusion.

Sitting up, you rubbed your eyes, still sticky with sleep, and glanced at the alarm clock on the nightstand. It read 5:00 a.m., an hour before you usually needed to wake up. “Harvey?” you called out groggily, your voice thick with sleep as you crawled to the edge of the bed, the soft sheets dragging beneath you.

Your gaze shifted to the sliver of light seeping from under the bedroom door, indicating that the living room light was on. With a yawn, you got up, padding softly across the floor to the door. As you opened it, you spotted Harvey out the widow, sitting outside on the porch, his silhouette framed by the early morning light. He looked lost in thought, his posture slumped, and his gaze distant.

“Baby?” you called softly, concern lacing your voice as you stepped out onto the porch. You moved quietly behind him, wrapping your arms around his slumped shoulders from behind and resting your chin gently on his head. The cool morning air brushed against your skin, but you ignored it, focused entirely on the man you loved.

“What’s on your mind?” you asked, your voice tender and soothing as you held him close, hoping to ease whatever was troubling him.

“Nothing, sweetheart,” he replied softly, reaching back to cup your cheek with a warm hand. His touch was gentle, but you could feel the tension in his body, the way his shoulders remained stiff beneath your embrace.

“Something,” you mumbled against his neck, your breath warm on his skin as you peppered it with light kisses. You noticed the absence of his glasses, which usually perched on the bridge of his nose.

His silence spoke volumes, the quiet between you filled with unspoken worries. You could feel the weight of whatever was on his mind, a heaviness that he had been carrying. Wrapping your arms tighter around him, you pressed your lips to his ear and whispered, “You don’t have to go through this by yourself, you know. I’m here.”

“I… I know.” Harvey sighed, the sound deep and weary, but he didn’t pull away. Instead, he leaned back into your embrace, letting the warmth of your body comfort him, even if just a little.

“It's just… I can’t stop thinking about everything I wanted to be… Everything I failed at,” Harvey finally admitted, his voice barely more than a whisper. His words hung in the air, heavy with the burden he’d been carrying silently for so long.

You tightened your hold on him, pressing your forehead against his back, trying to offer the comfort he so desperately needed. “Harvey, you’re not a failure. Look at everything you’ve done. You’re loved and respected, and you’ve helped so many people.”

He shook his head slightly. “But it’s not what I dreamed of… doing…,” he said, his voice cracking with emotion. “I wanted to be up there, in the sky, living my dream. But now… now I feel like I’m just… settling. Like I’m not enough.”

Your heart ached for him, for the pain he felt so deeply. “You didn’t settle, Harvey. Life changed, yes, but that doesn’t make you any less worthy or any less incredible. You’re still Harvey, still the man I fell in love with.”

He was quiet for a moment, letting your words sink in. The morning air was still, the world around you slowly waking up as the first light of dawn touched the horizon. Finally, he spoke, his voice softer now, tinged with a hint of hope. “Do you really believe that?”

“I do,” you replied firmly, with no hesitation in your voice.

He leaned back into you, letting out a long breath as if releasing some of the weight he’d been carrying. “Thank you,” he whispered, his voice filled with gratitude. “I don’t know what I’d do without you.”

“You’ll never have to find out,” you said, kissing the top of his head gently. “We’re in this together, in sickness and in health.”

N - Need: A fundamental need for Harvey would be reliability; he has spent most of his adult life caring for others every day, having to form his life to be more structured.

So having someone who he knows will always be there brings him a sense of stability and comfort. It’s about more than just showing up when it’s convenient; it’s about consistently being that dependable rock he can lean on, especially when things get tough.

Harvey needs to know that he can trust you to take care of yourself and that you won't push yourself to the point where he has to worry about your well-being on top of everything else. Knowing that you're looking after yourself and are safe allows him to breathe easier. —-

Smiling softly, Harvey gazed down at the dish he had just pulled from the oven. Tonight, he had taken on the role of chef boyardee. The kitchen was filled with the rich, inviting aroma of savory spices and herbs, mingling together in a way that made the space feel cozy. As he carefully set the dish down on the cooling mat, he heard the familiar sound of the front door opening behind him, signaling your arrival.

“It smells good, Harvey,” you called out as you plopped you bag down, your voice filled with genuine appreciation. The compliment brought a soft chuckle to his lips, and he shook his head slightly, feeling the familiar flush of warmth rising to his cheeks. Your praise always had a way of affecting him, making him blush despite his best efforts to remain composed.

“You always say that,” he responded with a smile, turning to glance at you over his shoulder. His eyes met yours, and the blush on his cheeks deepened as he took in the sight of you—standing there with a radiant smile, your eyes sparkling with warmth. The way you looked at him, so full of affection and admiration, made his heart skip a beat, filling him with a mix of shyness and delight.

As he turned back to the stove to finish preparing the meal, Harvey couldn’t help but savor the sense of contentment that washed over him. Cooking dinner for you, hearing your voice fill the house, and sharing these simple moments together—it was everything he had ever wanted, everything that made his life feel complete.

“Because it’s always true,” you whispered, your breath warm against his ear as you wrapped your arms around him from behind. The gentle embrace made his heart swell with affection. He could feel the steady beat of your heart against his back, the way your hands rested comfortably on his chest, as if they belonged there.

Harvey leaned into your embrace, letting out a contented sigh as he closed his eyes for a brief moment, savoring the closeness. “I’m glad you think so,” he murmured, his voice soft and filled with emotion. “I just want to make you happy.”

You smiled against his neck, pressing a gentle kisses to his skin. “You do, Harvey.” Brushing hair out of his glasses you chuckled softly. “You always do.”

After a moment of basking in the warmth of your arms, Harvey laughed and gently pried your arms from around him. "Alright, you," he teased, turning around to face you fully. "If you keep holding onto me like that, we'll never get to eat."

You laughed, playfully resisting as he nudged you toward the dining area. "But I like holding onto you," you protested, a mischievous grin spreading across your face as you wrapped your arms back around hi leaning into his chest

"And I like it too," Harvey admitted with a fond smile, as he pet your head, leaning down to press a kiss to your hair.

Y- Yearn: He’s a simple man, grounded in the comforts of his daily routine. He likes his coffee, he likes his pickles,and he likes you. For the longest time, he believed that what he yearned for most was the adventure and freedom of flying—soaring above the world, weightless and unburdened. But there was something he craved even more, something he didn’t realize he would yearn for until you came into his life.

You brought the adventure and excitement he didn’t know he could get in his small town. Every time the clinic bell chimed, his heart would quicken as he looked up, expecting to see you walk in, covered in wounds and monster guts, grinning as if you’d just had the time of your life. His life is no longer simple, but he would never change it back. —

"Harvey… Harvey… HARVEY!"

Harvey jolted upright in his seat, blinking rapidly as he looked up to see Maru standing over him, her face split in a teasing grin.

"I'm back from lunch," she said, laughing as she gently shooed him away from her workstation.

"Oh, yes, thank you," he stammered, his face flushing a bright red as he quickly stood up, stepping aside to let her take her place.

Maru sat down, eyeing him with a knowing smile. "Waiting on a delivery?" she teased, her tone light but with a hint of mischief.

He knew exactly what she meant by that, just by her tone. "No, just… making sure we don't get any surprises," he replied softly, trying to keep his voice calm as he made his way toward the back of the clinic.

Maru chuckled, glancing over her shoulder at him. "I don’t think staring at the clinic door will bring any surprises our way, Harvey," she called after him, her laughter ringing through the room.

He couldn't help but smile, though his cheeks were still warm. "You never know," he muttered under his breath, feeling that familiar tingle of anticipation he’d come to recognize all too well.

The clinic had returned to its usual calm, the quiet only broken by the occasional rustle of papers or the ticking of the clock. As the day wore on, Harvey found himself growing increasingly bummed. He never wanted you to get hurt, of course, but maybe, just maybe, you could come in for something minor—a scraped knee, a paper cut, anything that would give him an excuse to see you. He groaned into his hands, embarrassed by how childish he was being. The thought of wishing for you to come in, even for the smallest injury, just so he could take care of you, made his face burn with shame.

Just then, the bell above the door chimed, and Harvey froze, his heart skipping a beat. He resisted the urge to immediately look out the window to see who it was, assuming it was one of the regular townspeople.

“Evening, Farmer! What can we do for you?” Maru's voice rang out cheerfully from the front, and Harvey's heart and tummy did a little dance of joy, knowing it was you.

“Oh, I just thought you and Harvey could use a pick-me-up,” you replied, your voice light and warm.

Harvey couldn't resist any longer. He peeked out the small circular window in the door, his heart swelling as he saw you standing there with a gentle smile, holding two coffee cups in your hands.

“Oh, thank you so much!” Maru exclaimed, taking one of the cups from you. Then, with a playful smile, she added, “Head on back, Harvey will be delighted to see you.”

Harvey blushed deeply, his heart racing as he realized Maru was playing wingman for him. He quickly ran a hand through his hair, trying to compose himself before you walked in. Despite his nerves, he couldn’t help the smile that spread across his face, knowing that for a brief moment, you had been thinking of him.

[godzilla-reads]

Alphabet Tag Game

How it Works: I’ll start with A and post a book that starts with that letter. I’ll tag two people and they’ll have to do B, then they’ll tag 2 people who will do C, and so on and so on. If you don’t wanna play, no pressure. And if you wanna join but weren’t tagged, just hop in with the next letter!

A- The Art of Libromancy: Selling Books and Reading Books in the Twenty-First Century by Josh Cook

Tagging: @balaenabooks and @bookishclimbingballerina for B

[inquisitornocturn]

NSFW alphabet no.4 - Beckett

Beckett was suggested by the lovely @porcelainseashore

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Beckett will stay by your side and cuddle, letting you recover and just waiting to see if you need or want anything extra. If it’s the shower you want – he will carry you there, if it’s sustenance you want – he will make sure that you have it, and if it’s just rest that you want – he will have his arm around you and let you rest for as long as you need.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Definitely a man who appreciates an ass and likes giving it some playful bites or a good smack or two. On himself Beckett likes his hands the most and if you like to hold his, or guide where you want it to touch, then you definitely got him interested. It’s a combination of both confidence in showing what you want and seeing his own hand being led lovingly and with trust.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Not really concerned with cum specifically, he does prefer not to limit himself with condoms, but if for whatever reason you ask him to wear it – Beckett will. His willingness to adapt to his partner also extends to facials, cum swallowing, etc and he will do what you ask him to do. So if you ask for none – he won’t force you into swallowing or anything else.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Beckett enjoys predator and prey play a lot, but wouldn’t admit it because for him that’s fulfilling a stereotype he doesn’t care fitting into. While he doesn’t see any shame per se to be a Gangrel, he still would prefer not to make his enjoyment of the chase a public knowledge.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Preparation and aftercare are definitely not foreign words in Beckett’s vocabulary, but he’s not too experienced. If you per chance asked him to rig up a sex swing – he’d just laugh and tell you that this is way too much (but definitely would be curious if you rigged it up yourself and invited him to try it out). So he has enough experience to leave you a total mess and satisfied, but when it comes to more niche or newer trends in the bedroom he might lack the knowledge.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy, especially if it’s in front of a mirror where he can see you watch yourself getting fucked by him. Facial expressions and reactions that Beckett can observe in you are as important to him as making you come. His very close second favorite is the mating press, again he can watch you very closely and enjoy every little micro expression you make while he’s balls deep.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

More teasing than goofy, but there will be comfortable laughs throughout if the sex is more of a lazy passion moment, than just lust. Comfortable with you and in your presence, Beckett will try to make you laugh during those relaxed nights because he enjoys seeing you happy just as much as panting and moaning.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

While he definitely tries to keep himself clean and bathed, generally Beckett does not care much to groom his body hair. If he trims his bush – he does it rarely and only if it’s needed for convenience, which again doesn’t happen that often. However, if you wish for him to trim down there, Beckett absolutely will because to him it genuinely makes no difference and if it’s something you want then he will put it enough effort to do it, but eventually will try to convince you to change your mind, because all in all, Beckett can’t really be bothered with such details.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Encouraging words and gentle touches are not out of Beckett’s repertoire, he’s very romantic when he’s deep in his feels and will make sure that you are comfortable even if the mood is rough fucking. He would never try to hurt you no matter what and will stop mid-fuck if he suspects that you are in pain or unhappy with anything at all, just to ensure that you are feeling the best you can.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Does it and often too, especially if you’re away from him and something reminds Beckett of you. For him it’s usually quick and just to get the pressure off his mind/sate the need that flares up until he can actually be with you again. He also likes to tease you with it, letting you walk in on him slowly stroking it and telling you with a smile that it’s because you don’t give him enough attention.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Outside sex. Beds are comfortable, but nothing beats the thrill of fucking under the stars or in some old forgotten tomb Beckett is visiting. If he can, he will always arrange sex to happen outside of whatever haven you two reside in.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

As mentioned above – somewhere outside, but for him having you bent over some tomb or a historical relic is just the best. Of course, he won’t risk it if the fucking could damage whatever surface he wants you on, but if after inspection it is safe – then you’re not escaping his passion.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Generally Beckett is more or less a loner, preferring to do things on his own and at his own pace, but with you, his chosen partner, the fact that you are with him is already a turn on. If you’re as passionate about same things he is, like uncovering the origins of Kindred, he will rarely lose his erection.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

With new age pet play is something Beckett absolutely won’t participate in, not only because he can actually shapeshift into a wolf, but also because he doesn’t believe in submission in such way.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Giving, receiving, observing, anything goes. He’s very skilled at it himself and does expect you to know what you’re doing with his cock as well, but he won’t mind teaching you exactly what he likes. Same way he will ask and make sure that he is giving in the exact way that you enjoy most.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Prefers fast but sensual. Deep thrusts that make you gasp and mewl until you’re out of breath, but as a treat he will sometimes take it slow, as if to tease you until you’re begging for more, for release, for him to go faster.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Beckett does not enjoy being rushed, but will do it even if he will act as if he’s doing so begrudgingly and only because you want it, but you both know that he enjoys them and the thrill they bring. Just don’t try to distract him if he’s doing something really important, like trying not to get killed for example!

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’s the man of a mind that is willing to try everything at least once and usually he doesn’t take much to be convinced to try out a new toy or a new position, but he will rarely bring it up himself, leaving leading such experimentations to be your avenue.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Generally, Beckett can go for several rounds but prefers not to. He’s a man who’s always on a mission, so to speak, so spending entire night in bed is not something he actually wants to do except on very rare occasions. Such occasions might arise when you two need to remain in haven for a night or two, then he will take his time and show you how exactly he can ruin you (in the best way possible of course). Leaving you so exhausted that you can’t even get out of bed without assistance.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Beckett doesn’t own toys but if you do – he will use them on you. On himself he’s not too eager, being old-fashioned in that way, but he would never deny you, so toys, if you wish so, are very present in the bedroom. He doesn’t see them as competition, but as help to reduce you to a whimpering mess, which is the state Beckett enjoys seeing you the most in.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Very teasing, very cheeky. Beckett will pull out and pretend that he doesn’t know what you want until you’re frustrated and begging, or he won’t let you reach your climax just yet, grinning and telling you to spell out exactly what you need and how.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Medium loud. Not whispering, but not the screaming type either, but loud enough that not only you are absolutely sure he’s lost in the moment, but whoever might be trying to listen in as well. He often forgets himself if you two are somewhere where being quiet is the better option and you will need to silence him yourself just to remain discreet.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Beckett loves when a person with strong character submits to him sexually. On your knees sucking him off or whimpering under him, if he knows that otherwise you can rip off kine heads with your bare hands without a problem or lead a coterie – then he will be ever so much more inclined to see you vulnerable and undone, it’s like a special type of power trip to him.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Slightly bigger than average and has a nice curve that hits just right when he’s all inside of you. The tip is slightly smaller than the shaft and the middle of it is the thickest.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

With a right partner – Beckett will be very sexually active, but you will need to show him that’s what you want first before he learns how high your own sex drive is. However, if you encourage him to indulge as often as he wants, he will do so without a problem and very, very often, not slowing down unless you ask him to.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

First to fall asleep because if he���s with you and just had sex – that means both of you are safe and most importantly, you are safe in his arms. So he easily lets himself to succumb to slumber without any worries until next night.

[ymaohoh]

Hellcheer Headcannons - Love Alphabet Template

Template by honestsycrets.

These are just my headcannons. Tag - what are yours?

A = Affection 

Eddie and Chrissy are the king and queen of PDA. They can’t get enough of each other. Eddie touches Chrissy to reassure himself that he’s not dreaming. They’re big on hugs and kisses and physical signs of affection. 

B = Babies 

Chrissy wants kids but she wants to live a little first. She wants to go to college and maybe see more of the world. Eddie has never thought about it before (he’s never had a reason to) but the idea of Chrissy getting big with his child makes him feel all hot and gooey inside. He’s afraid of being a crap dad though. 

C = Cuddles 

They cuddle a lot. Chrissy is usually the little spoon as she likes having Eddie’s arms snug around her waist. Eddie loves holding her too. He likes kissing the top of her head and nuzzling into her neck.

D = Darling  

Chrissy calls Eddie Eddie, but the way she says it makes it sound like the most intimate and private of nicknames. Eddie called her Cunningham at first, then Chrissy, then Chriss. He calls her ‘baby’ and ‘sweetness’ and it makes her melt. 

E = Enamored 

They fall for each other quickly and they fall hard. They are not the ‘slow burn’ troupe. They go right for the kill. 

F = Firsts 

Chrissy isn’t Eddie’s first but it feels that way when they eventually fuck for the first time. He’s nervous as shit but in the end it’s fucking amazing. They fit together like a puzzle. Chrissy makes Eddie wait a little as she’s nervous (she’s read that once you give it away to a guy you can never take it back) but Eddie makes her realise it’s not something he wants to take. Eddie shares it with her, and makes her sing. 

G = Good Morning

Chrissy is a morning person. Eddie is not. That takes some adjusting but Eddie doesn’t mind. It gives them more time together (though he insists on strong black coffee). 

H = Hugs 

Oh yes. All the time. Chrissy hugged Eddie for the first time when he saved her from Vecna. It wasn’t planned but the weight of his arms felt like safety. 

I = In Labor 

Eddie is freaking out but he’s trying his best to keep calm in front of Chrissy. He makes sure she has everything she needs and he hates seeing her in pain. They ask him if he wants to step out of the room when it’s showtime but he holds onto Chrissy’s hand like an anchor (even though she squeezes so tight he thinks the bones might break). He cries later as he takes in his entire world. 

J = Jealousy 

Eddie can get jealous. He has baggage and it takes him time to accept, yes, Chrissy really truly does like him. He hates seeing guys checking Chrissy out. Chrissy makes an effort to remind him she’s not going anywhere. 

K = Kisses 

They kiss a lot. With tongue. Without tongue. 

L = Loyal 

Are you kidding? Ride or die. 

M = Memory 

Chrissy’s is their first time together. She didn’t know girls could get off like that. Eddie’s is when he first saw Chrissy in a Hellfire T-Shirt. That blew his mind.

N = Never! 

Their only rules are they both need total honesty and trust. They never lie to one another.

O = On the Rocks 

They never really argue (which is a shame as Eddie thinks the make-up sex would be fucking incredible). 

P = Playtime 

Eddie loves going down on Chrissy. It’s his favourite thing in the entire world. Chrissy loves riding face. He coaxes all sorts of fun and wild things out of her.

Q = Quiet Time 

They can be totally quiet together easy. They spend quiet nights watching movies, reading, Eddie practising his guitar. 

R = Rapture 

Is each other. And strawberry flavoured lipgloss. 

S = Soulmate

Eddie admits to being pretty jaded about all things to do with love before he met Chrissy. Chrissy calls him her soulmate and says she thinks they’d find one another in any dimension or universe. Eddie calls her a total freak when she says that and kisses her neck but knows she’s right. 

T = Together 

Everything is better and more interesting to explore together. They do spend a lot of time together and it’s almost embarrassing how needy they are. Where one goes, the other will follow.

U = Unyielding 

Eddie will tell any interloper very bluntly to fuck off. Chrissy got mad once when some girl at a music gig tried touching Eddie’s arm and boy was she all over Eddie that night. 

V = Vulnerable 

Eddie is vulnerable with Chrissy. Everyone else sees him as this scary mean freak (and they're not wrong) but he’s soft with Chrissy. Chrissy used to keep a lot of things bottled up like bubbling champagne but Eddie had a corkscrew.

W = Wedding 

Chrissy always pictured having a white wedding with the big dress and fuss. Eddie does suggest this as he wants her to be happy (though honestly he’d be happy with a quickie at the courthouse) but in the end they have something intimate and special with just their friends (and Wayne) attending. She's sad when her parents don't show. When Eddie puts a ring on her finger and she’s now Christine Munson she cries. So does he. 

X = (E)x 

Jason tries to cause trouble when they first come out as a couple, but there’s not much he can do when Chrissy and Eddie look so god-damn happy all the time. 

Y = Yearning

Chrissy will call Eddie in the middle of the night if she misses him (he’s reassured her this is okay). The next day he’ll swing her up into his arms and tell her he’s missed her and she’ll laugh and pepper his face with kisses. 

Z = Zzz… 

They usually sleep at Eddie’s. Eddie sometimes sneaks into her bedroom (climbing up the trellis) but they can’t really ever relax with her parents around.

[thebigbluescary]

ALASTOR NSFW ALPHABET

So I found out that NSFW alphabet was a thing and I wanted to fill out my headcannon for Alastor so yee :>

AroAce perspective let's go

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He likes to just rest and be quiet together. Very clingy and doesn't want to let go, but he will if he must. He won't ask for things but will get something for the other person if they ask.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Chest. Even in a nonsexual context, a warm soft chest just makes him feel happy and safe. He also LOVES how fluffy his own is. (That's also where the nipples are, which is his favorite pleasure spot)

He has slime instead of cum. It's very nice and surprisingly has a lot of practical uses. Vox has tried (and successfully) made beauty products and lube out of it.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He's so sensitive that he has finished under 10 seconds before. He's also been edged just by Rosie's voice. But he tries to hide his sensitivity because it's embarrassing.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He is a virgin by choice, but he still knows how it goes. Heard plenty of love life gossip and done kinky/non penetrative things with Rosie.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Head between the legs and using thighs as a warm pillow.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Depending on his mood he can switch between the two. Depends on how he feels that day but he's excellent at both.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's a fluffball so it's hard to keep it under control. But he tries to keep it brushed.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He is not romantic at all. He will go on about how much he loves and trusts the person as a close companion, and wants to make them happy.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't. Ever. He suffers until his brain forces him to cum with wet dreams.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He is KINKY AS FRICK. He's into pretty much everything at least a little bit, but especially loves screwing with power dynamics. Petplay, master/slave, tickling, mommy/baby, fearplay, etc. Fearplay is probably his top. Food play too.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Prefers privacy. If he's the least bit vulnerable he won't be able to do it.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Emotional bonds and the desire to connect with those special people deeper and be vulnerable. They can turn him on in seconds with simple teases and touches. He has gotten aroused when he lets his sadistic/manic side out too, or watching other people partake in powerplay.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Hate sex or using sex as a tool to get power. He thinks his body is too good/valuable to be given away to someone he can stab with a knife.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He LOVES oral and is very skilled. Since becoming a demon, he has learned to adore his sharp teeth and long eldritch tongue to please others even more. He also loves receiving but gets way too flustered because cannibalism go brrr.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Definitely slow. It's all about spending time with the other person and deepening their bond.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Hates the entire concept.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He would love to experiment and try anything at least once. Even if it's dangerous or would cause pain...makes it more thrilling.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can't last for anything because he's so sensitive. But he can win the game of rounds and push past overstimulation. He loves the torture of it.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He has none, but he has used his magic before. And he likes when Rosie lets him try out her toys.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He LOVES teasing. He's too shy to dish out sexual teases specifically, but he is a master at every other kind.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's a radio demon. He has to be heard. Volume settings are loud, louder, and congratulations you're deaf now. He whines constantly, sometimes growls. And when he's really overstimulated he may yell and laugh manically.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Sex is a very complicated subject for him and he needs to do it with someone he trusts for it to feel enjoyable. Otherwise he just feels depressed and degenerate.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He has 4 nipples hidden in his chest fur. And his dick tucks inside his body. When it comes out, it's about 5 inches long, pure black, with tentacles around it and a knot at the base. Yes I've thought too much about this don't ask.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Very low. He only wants to cum about once a month if left alone, but he can't say no when Rosie teases him. She loves it.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depends. Sometimes he can drop quick, other times he just rests then gets back up.

[kellycataclysm]

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Ooooo! Thank you! Such good letters here! You didn't say sweet or spicy so I did a mix of the two. Settle in as this is a long one!

D is for Domestic. Both Lyra and Harvey were ready to settle down, even if she didn’t really know it until she met him. He comes from a loving home, an only child to supportive parents, so it was something he wanted for himself. While the valley is a lot quieter than the outer suburbs of the city where he grew up, he wanted the kind of family life where his children could have a dog, play outside. Porch swing and white picket fence, the whole nine yards. She also comes from a supportive family, also hoping to find that in a relationship. They’re both working so hard to have that now. In spite of their problems, which were about intimacy and communication, both of them take an equal share in running the home. Harvey enjoys his routine and loves making family breakfast on the weekends. Both of them are tidy people, but their home often has books everywhere, as they are avid readers. Let’s also remember that they have a child and there are toys around the place, but they would rather see toys on the floor than not as it means Evie is having fun. 

C was answered here and here.

I is for I Love You. Anyone who has read the long fic and Ask Me Anything (which might one of my favourite things I’ve written) would know that even though Lyra and Harvey started as friends, they were attracted to each other from the start. Slowly, as they spent more time together they began to develop real feelings for each other. By the time of AMA they were clearly head over heels. But they had been hurt before and definitely saw value in having a good friend in the valley, both having left their entire lives behind to start again. So rather than jeopardise that, it took them a while to make a move. Once they did, they fell hard and fast. (Yes, they slept together after their first date, just a week after their first kiss.) However, it took them a little longer to say those three little words. Lyra, being a little more spontaneous and a little less cautious asked Harvey to kiss her and then was also the first one to say the words. They first kissed around seven months after first meeting and around two months later said ‘I love you’. Harvey proposed just a few weeks later. After those first cautious months, they very much rushed in to everything else, almost afraid of letting the other slip away. 

B is for Body Part. Lyra has freckly skin and Harvey absolutely loves to brush her hair behind her ear, very delicately and slowly trace his fingertip along her ear, pausing at those star earrings, down her neck, following the action with featherlight kisses along to her shoulders. He also can’t get enough of the soft skin on her back, running his fingertips up and down her spine. He is borderline obsessed with her back and shoulders. She knows all of this, so being the flirtatious tease that she is, often chooses clothes that will show off her shoulders and back, like the beautiful green silk dress she wore for their New Years Eve in the city.

Harvey is tall with broad shoulders and a delicious hairy chest. Lyra is a swooning mess at the sight of him without a shirt, immediately coming in close to lightly scratch her fingernails through his chest hair and down the little happy trail that runs south from his belly button… 

Is Harvey a boob or an ass man? He’s both. Lyra is relatively slim but has some curves, so he loves to smooth his hands over her hips before going in for a quick squeeze of her ass. He is spectacularly handsy, so you can be sure that he’s going in for a boob grab when they’re all snuggled up under the covers. 

M is for Motivation - what turns them on? Many things. Physical touch. Those gentle caresses, a fingertip running over soft skin. A deep and passionate kiss that makes their head spin. A spark in the eye that says exactly what they’re thinking. Flirtatious banter, which in the case of these two is often the most dorky humour that makes them both laugh, followed by the sweetest praise and the dirtiest talk. A romantic setting. A special outfit. Lyra and Harvey, you can both go straight to horny jail. (No it’s fine, I’ll let them keep having some fun.)

W is for Wild Card - Praise kink. He calls her a ‘Good Girl’ she all but disintegrates. She would let him do almost anything. Which leads to his voice. Harvey is polite, smart and well-spoken. He will whisper praise as sweet as honey, his lips pressed gently to her skin, almost writing poetry on her body with his words. He also has a delightful tone of authority that he will use from time to time and hoo boy, her cheeks will become dusted pink and she will listen. Read Mirror Mirror for the moment he says the words ‘Eyes on me’ and you’ll see how she feels. As for Harvey, he loves to hear that he is giving her what she needs. At her words, he will become so flustered, so eager to please. Don’t worry, he knows what he’s doing, so there’s no problem there.

(Side note - I am really feeling that I want to write something where Lyra is the one in control. How do we feel about that? Maybe after I write Harvey’s Birthday?)

Thank you so much for sending these in. I had so much fun writing them!

[bits-of-wit]

[blot-squisher]

SFW alphabet for Wesker.

Oh my god...

SFW Alphabet Ask Meme for Surviving the Game Albert Wesker

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?) What are you? A dog? Why do you need my affection?

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?) Friends are nothing more than a weakness to exploit! If he has friends, he's not about to admit to it. They probably don't even know he considers them a friend...

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?) IF he were to cuddle... It would always be on his terms. You may lay your head on his lap and if you're lucky, he might pet your hair.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?) A working mind should never settle, you fool! Cooking and cleaning? Menial work. Better left to the interns.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?) You would make a lovely lab experiment... So many viruses to test, so little time.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?) My only commitment is to my work and marriage is for the insecure and needy.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?) Unless it's a very delicate vial full of highly mutagenic virus, good luck.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?) Why are you trying to touch me? Now I have to go stand in the decontamination shower! I have work to do!

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?) Lesbian? No, the other L-word... Lesbians?

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?) Jealousy is a weak man's emotion... However, if by some miracle you were to make him jealous, he would do everything in his power to undermine the cause until you returned your attention to him instead. After all, why else should anything else matter to you but him?

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss their partner? Where do they like to be kissed?) The human mouth is disgusting. But if he were to kiss you, it would only be to show you just how much power he has over you.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?) Disgusting but necessary to maintain the human population.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?) Unless you are a very strong cup of coffee, he has no time for pleasantries. If you're not working, you better be making the aforementioned coffee.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?) Do you like staring at a computer screen until your eyes are bloodshot and dry as sandpaper? Good. Because that's what you'll be doing.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?) Why would I reveal anything about myself? Knowledge is power and if you're not the most powerful man in the room, what good are you?

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?) Did you just him a question? You shouldn't have done that.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about their partner? Do they remember every little detail they mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?) It's very important to remember everything about the people around you. Then you can manipulate and exploit them more effectively.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in their relationship?) The successful creation of t-virus. Why? What other relationship are you talking about? What are you implying?! What do you think you know?!

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect their partner? How would they like to be protected?) He doesn't need- I've said too much... Stop asking questions.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?) The only effort worth expending is in the pursuit of perfection. If he's going to do something, it will be perfect. You will like it. End of story.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?) There's a list, but a couple of things would be his insufferable god-complex and lack of ethics.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?) Have you seen his hair? You don't get hair like that without putting in some effort.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without their partner?) Although losing him was unfortunate, there is hope. Dammit! Stop asking questions or Nemesis will be given a green light to track you down and use your spine as a toothpick!

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.) Wesker won't admit it (even to himself) but he has felt the occasional sliver of curiosity about what it would have been like to have a normal life. Instead he's been burdened with a far superior intellect and genes, leaving it up to him to advance the human species to a more capable stage of evolution.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?) Don't ask questions, don't contradict him, don't second guess him, do as you're told, don't waste his time, don't-

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?) Why are you asking when I sleep? Do you think you can get the drop on me? Ha, fool! Good luck even finding me...

[builder051]

The Amazing Alphabet returns--style and beauty edition

Send me a letter in an ask, and I'll tell you how it applies to me!

I'll be on mobil for most of the day. :)

________________

A is for accessories

B is for beauty

C is for cologne

D is for denim

E is for extra

F is for fleece

G is for generation

H is for hair

I is for insight

J is for jewelry

K is for kempt

L is for loves

M is for makeup

N is for nails

O is for outdoor

P is for piercings

Q is for queer

R is for routine

S is for shoes

T is for tattoos

U is for upkeep

V is for vibe

Y is for yeah no

Z is for zest

[wrightingdungeon]

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Would you be interested in Sebastian in stardew valley with c (confession) y (yearning) and/or XOXO? Any of those could be cute!!

Ty!

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C - Confession: Calm, cool, and collected are all you see, but on the inside, Sebastian is freaking out. He's never asked anyone out before, and the thought of messing up his first confession makes him feel like he has a tummy full of frogs. Each time he imagines the words leaving his mouth, his heart races, and a wave of nausea washes over him. —

Leaning against a tree, he watches the rain fall, his breath mingling with the misty air. He's been trying to muster the courage to confess to you for what feels like an eternity, but every time he gets close, something stops him. A distraction here, an interruption there, something always seemed to happen that made him clam up.

Taking another drag from his cigarette, the familiar burn grounding him momentarily, he knows he can't keep postponing this forever. Looking up, he sees you approaching from the mines, and his heart skips a beat. He can feel the butterflies in his stomach turning into a chaotic swarm.

Every step you take feels like it's in slow motion, the distance between you closing far too quickly and yet not quickly enough. 'Maybe right now is the right time?' he thinks, fingers twitching as he stubbed out the cigarette on the damp bark, the tiny ember hissing in protest.

He can see the excitement in your eyes as you notice him, the way you tilt your head slightly, probably wondering why he looks so serious. His mind races through all the possible outcomes of the next few minutes. What if you laugh at him? What if you don’t feel the same way? What if he can’t get the words out at all? He clenches his fists, trying to steady his nerves. This is it. There’s no turning back now.

The words are right there on the tip of his tongue, but they feel like they're caught in his throat, tangled up in his uncertainty. "Hey," you say, smiling softly as you finally reach him. "What’s up?"

Sebastian swallows hard, his mouth suddenly dry. "I, uh…" He trails off, cursing himself for his hesitation. He can feel his cheeks heating up, and he knows he must look like a deer caught in headlights.

"I need to tell you something," he begins, his voice barely above a whisper. "I’ve been wanting to say this for a long time, but I… I haven't been able to. I like you—a lot. And I was wondering if… maybe… you’d like to go out sometime?"

X - XOXO: Sebastian would love giving and receiving hugs and kisses. He may be a bit shy in the beginning, but he would embrace you with a tender warmth, holding you close. His kisses a series of little pecks and gentle long soft kisses. As your relationship blossoms he's unafraid to show his affection openly. —

Sebastian leaned against the wooden fence in Sam's yard, his attention fixed on Sam’s repeated attempts at a kickflip. The setting sun enveloped them, casting a comforting glow over the surrounding area with a gentle, golden light.

Sebastian couldn't help but let his gaze wander, taking in the serene evening scene. It was then that he noticed you turning the corner. A smile tugged at his lips almost instinctively as he watched you walk closer with the same grace that had first caught his eye.

"Hey Sam, hey Sebby!" Your cheerful voice broke through his thoughts, drawing his attention fully onto you. Sebastian's smile widened as you approached, greeting him with a warm kiss on his cheek.

"Hey," he responded softly, his voice tinged with affection as he returned your kiss gently. As you wrapped your arms around each other, he embraced you tightly, his chin resting on the top of your head, while his hands rubbed gentle circles on your back.

Sebastian closed his eyes for a moment, breathing in the scent of your hair. The world seemed to fade away, leaving just the two of you in a bubble of shared warmth and affection.

Suddenly, a loud thud and a yelp shattered the moment. You both turned to see Sam sprawled on the ground, his skateboard rolling away from him. He laughed sheepishly, rubbing the back of his head as he sat up.

Y - Yearn: He didn't realize how much he yearned for your touch, the way you would slip your hands into his hoodie pocket, seeking warmth and closeness, the simple comfort of holding your hand, fingers intertwined as if they were meant to fit together. —

"Come here.” Sebastian looked over at you and raised an eyebrow. “Why?” he asked, already knowing the answer to his question by the way you held your arms open while lying on his bed. “I wanna cuddle.”

He glanced back at his coding and then at the time. He sighed softly, knowing he still had a few hours he could burn away on his work, but the idea of taking a break was nice. “Just an hour?” Your request pulled him in, the soft plea in your voice tugging at his heartstrings.

“Just an hour,” he mumbled, getting up and joining you on the bed, letting your arms wrap around him as he settled beside you. The world outside seemed to fade for a while all that mattered was the steady rhythm of your breathing and the warmth you shared.

Sebastian closed his eyes, feeling the tension from his long hours at the computer start to melt away, as you ran your fingers through his dark hair, feeling himself relax even more under your touch. "You need to rest," you whispered gently, concern lacing your words as you noticed how worn out he seemed. Sebastian shook his head slightly. ”Just an hour," he yawned, his voice barely above a whisper, reminding you of the mental timer he set.

The minutes stretched into a peaceful silence, the only sounds being the faint hum of his computer in the background and the gentle rhythm of your breathing. Your fingers continued to stroke his hair, your touch soothing and comforting. He gradually grew quieter, you could feel the weight of his body relaxing into yours, a sure sign that he had drifted off.

[theragethatisdesire]

cowboy jean nsfw alphabet please i beg of you🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

oh you guys are going to kill me. kill me dead!!!! but i .....i cannot resist. i lowkey thought everyone had forgotten about our yeehaw boy but he haunts my dreams so i MUST. i'm so excited hehehehe.

nsfw yeehaw daddy headcanons below the cut minors get outta here

A. Aftercare

cowboy!jean is a good ole boy. he'll never leave you sitting there panting and covered in cum, he's always going to be a gentleman and clean you up, sweetheart that he is deep down. not big into the tender loving bathtime together or anything, but he'll cuddle and make sure you're well taken care of.

B. Body part

grew up on a farm, so he appreciates a well-muscled woman, jean loves your legs, like could stare at them all day. definitely a sucker for kissing you ankle to thigh before he eats you out, takes his time. he loves late nights on the porch where you swing your feet into his lap and he can just rub on your legs for awhile as you chit chat about nothing.

C. Cum

i think cowboy!jean is the most guilty of a breeding kink. doesn't want to cum anywhere but inside you. once you tell him you've gotten on birth control and it's actually safe to cum inside you and live out his fantasy without the risk of actually getting you pregnant, he's never "wasting a drop" again, as he puts it. can't wait til the day he can put a ring on your finger and toss your pills out for good.

D. Dirty secret

would love if you took charge in the bedroom. i feel like this jean comes off as being less enthusiastic about subbing than pretty girl jean, but even though he'd never ask for/initiate it, he would go crazy watching you pin him to the bed and using him however you want to get yourself off. wants to be your personal fuck toy once or twice lol.

E. Experience

idk why all of my variations of the boys are hoes, but yes, as we saw peeking through his window (lol), jean is a true, old-fashioned wild west cowboy that has slept his way around as he travels working on different ranches, so he knows his way around a woman's body quite well. weirdly, i hc that cowboy!jean lost his virginity very young too, so he's been at it for longer than most his age.

F. Favorite position

mating press, 100%. loves seeing you pinned underneath him, powerless and wiggling against his strong grip, especially when you cum like that. also the best position to get you pregnant in (not like he researched it) again, breeding kink!!!

G. Goofy

cowboy!jean is a pretty serious person in general, very quiet and contemplative most of the time, so i wouldn't say he's too into joking around in the bedroom. afterwards, he'll stay up and giggle and trade stories with you all night, but just not during.

H. Hair

let's be real here. you're both living and working on a ranch, no one's got time to shave when they're waking up at 4:30 every morning! always has a little thatch of curly blonde hair behind the zipper without fail, and never expects you to shave for the same reason.

I. Intimacy

once you've started seeing each other more, you learn that cowboy!jean loves nothing more than a slow, sweet night between the sheets. intimacy isn't something he's well-versed in, but it comes very naturally to him. missionary, holding hands, soft little kisses, the whole nine yards. he loves to treat you like the precious little thing you are to him just as much as he loves to reduce you to tears.

J. Jack off

working on a ranch is a hard-ass job, and more often than not, jean's so achey and beat by the end of the day that he doesn't even have the energy to jack off, especially not once you've invited him to your bed. he'd much rather walk straight past his cabin over to your little house and let you take care of him with your mouth, something you're always happy to oblige. i think he literally only jacks off when you're unavailable and he really needs to, otherwise it's just not something he makes time to do when it's a choice between that or valuable sleep.

K. Kink

breeding kink obviously, but i think what really tipped him over the edge is the voyeurism kink he didn't know he had when jean realized you'd been watching him fuck around. ofc he'd never do it to you again, but the thought of you peering in, doing something so unthinkably nasty really really got him going. again, also 100% a switch, loves the rare times when you take control and take what you want from him, especially after an especially hard day at work. i think he'd also get off going to visit you at work, watching you bat your eyes at the bar patrons (for tips, ofc), knowing that he gets to be the one to take you home that night. not sure if it's a kink, but it definitely turns him on.

L. Location

once he gets over his paralyzing fear of your father, i could see cowboy!jean really having a public sex thing? like wants to take you up in the barn and fuck you in the hayloft, or take you out to a field in his truck and fuck you in the bed of it. he's just so comfortable with nature and wide open spaces that it's become a bit of a fantasy for him.

M. Motivation

cowboy!jean loves watching you get down and dirty on the ranch, especially riding your horse. one of your favorite things to do together is take your horses out and get lost in the trails and jean literally can't hold himself together and ends up fucking you against a tree out in the middle of nowhere.

N. No

definitely no impact play beyond light spanking, doesn't like to mark you up too too much in case someone on the farm could see. cowboy!jean is a gentleman, so he's not too into degradation either. think of him as the ultimate soft dom.

O. Oral

nothing, and i mean nothing in the world makes jean feel better after a long day than a sloppy blowjob. you're the best he's ever had, and he takes advantage, always beckoning you to "come get on your knees for me sugar, was thinkin' about this pretty mouth all day". and who are you to complain, i mean look at him

P. Pace/Q. Quickie

so i'm combining these solely because of cowboy!jean x reader's schedules. while a quickie isn't your preferred method of sex, it's what you're often stuck with due to his hours on the farm, your complete opposite schedule as a bartender in town, and both of your respective exhaustion after a long shift. jean won't ever let you go without even if it's just ten minutes, always makes you finish with his mouth or his fingers if he cums too quickly to get the job done fucking (which is rare). because of the nature of your schedules, jean fucks fast and hard, just the way you like it. but if you've ever both got a few days off? you're not leaving the bed, let's just put it that way.

R. Risk

cowboy!jean isn't really a risktaker in bed in my opinion. he's pretty traditional and has all of his kinks well-identified. if you really wanted to try something, i think he'd be game, but i think he prefers it to just be you and him and some consistency between you both after all the inconsistency in his life up to this point.

S. Stamina

again, cowboy!jean is such a sleepy boy LOL he needs his rest! but if he can get a day off? this dude can go for HOURS i mean like nonstop round after round after round. you're more tired on jean's day off than you are when you work a double lol. def makes the most use of his time when he can find it.

T. Toys

understands that toys are useful, but again, he likes consistency and he gets off knowing that he's the one making you feel so good. does, however, go insane when you send him videos of you playing with yourself with your toys. he has a whole folder under lock and key on his iphone 8 (LMFAO u know this man is not technologically advanced okay) of videos of you stuffing yourself with toys, moaning about how you miss him when he has to go over to other ranches to sell horses and shit.

U. Unfair

between the two of you, you are absolutely the tease. jean's just so fun to rile up. after you start sleeping together, you don't stop the antics you used to get his attention in the first place, in fact, you get worse. shorter dresses, shorter shorts, oh no! forgot to wear a bra to come check on ace down at the barn! it drives jean crazy, especially when the other stablehands are making eyes at each other and not-so-subtly nodding at your ass when you bend over to pick a few things off the ground. believe me, you're going to pay for that later.

V. Volume

dirty talker, but louder than pretty girl jean. again, lots of grunts and groans, loves to compliment you, tell you how good you're doing and how good you feel, how pretty you look, etc. again, he's the ultimate soft dom.

W. Wild card

i sort of already said this, but he loves outdoor sex. like out in nature, in the trails, bed of his truck, after swimming in the lake, etc. he just can't get enough. something about having his wild girl out in the middle of nowhere split open on him just really does it for jean.

X. X-ray

i'm going to go seven inches, but he's pretty. like, pretty pink tip, smooth, veiny. every time he pulls his pants off you just want to put him in your mouth.

Y. Yearning

i think that while jean is always super exhausted from work, when he decides in the middle of the day that your shorts are a little too tight or you've batted those pretty eyes at him one too many times, it's over. he's coming over to yours to fuck you silly, come hell or high water. with exhaustion and stress comes the need to find something to take your frustration out on, and luckily for jean, he has your body to do whatever he wants to. lucky lucky you!

Z. Zzzz

oh yes. literally within 10 minutes of you both getting cleaned up and snuggled into the sheets, jean's asleep. usually you're the one setting an alarm for the both of you so he can sneak out of your house before your father's started marching around the grounds. poor thing is just so worn out and so content laying in your arms, he's snoring before you can even turn the lamp off. precious<3

[inquisitornocturn]

NSFW alphabet no.2 - Cazador Szarr

Cazador was suggested by Anonymous!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Cazador won’t be the one to care for cuddles. He’s the type of man who doesn’t lounge in bed and once he’s done – he’s done. Your aftercare is being able to remain in bed for as long as you want and he might bring you a glass of water if in a good mood though!

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He learned to appreciate chests, especially being as tall as he is – that’s one thing he sees very well. Either a nice corset that pushes everything up, or just an open shirt, Cazador enjoys seeing and touching chest of his partner. On himself he doesn’t quite have anything that he really singles out, but a good ‘ol cock worship won’t go wrong with him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Stuffing you full of his cum is one of the favorite things he can do with you in bed. Down your throat and in your holes - you better appreciate it and thank him that he gives you part of himself so generously. The more enthusiastic you are about this – the more he will be pulling your clothes off of you to do it again.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Loves jerking off into your clothes. If he’s in a mood for a good relaxation time on his own, Cazador will grab nearest thing that is yours as a rag and will absolutely leave for you to find it. It’s not much a dirty secret that he does it, but more that his motivation for doing so is a way to show you appreciation, marking you and your belongings with himself (and if something is ruined, Cazador will make sure to get you a replacement).

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Absolutely knows what he’s doing but rarely employs the full extent of his skill. Sex is more means to an end for him: to achieve an orgasm, to remind you that you’re his, power play.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He’s on top and he will usually either will hold your hands down or tie them up because he doesn’t want to be distracted by your touches or gods forbid – your attempt to take over. Being on top allows him full control of the situation and he will do what he likes, how he likes it, for as long as he wishes.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Try making a joke while fucking him and he might stop right there and just leave (or maybe even kill you if you’re not that special to him). Cazador, however, might make snarky or sarcastic comments himself just to see your reaction and simply because he can, having you completely in his control in such situation.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

For an elf he doesn’t have body hair, but he definitely would groom himself to perfection if he did. His hair immaculate, thoroughly scrubs himself when bathing, uses perfumes, and so on.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Cazador expresses his feelings rather different than what you would expect from most others, but being a vampire lord, his affection shines when he makes sure that every time you two fuck, that you will come too, maybe even multiple times. And he will make sure not to push too hard past your limits, because he doesn’t want to break you after all, but you won’t hear love confessions, not with him.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Does it whenever mood strikes him, but only in privacy of his study or bedroom, as said before, he will rarely do it without trying to sully something of yours in the process. He does it slow and takes his time, edging himself if he has time for that, stroking his cock with a firm grasp.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

For a vampire, interestingly enough he doesn’t have a blood play kink, but he will bite you during it if he’s worked up enough. Another of his kinks is being worshiped, facefucking being the preferable choice. Utter and complete submission, letting him do whatever he wants to do gets him off the hardest.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His bed, the one in the dungeon of course. The entire section has a lot of significance for him and it’s something that he guards as a secret close to his chest for centuries. That’s where he feels safest, most comfortable and where can do what he wants to do without worrying about interruptions (wailing of the prisoners down there also gets him hard).

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Cazador is a sadist and vampire, but there’s two ways you can get him to fuck you: submit and beg very very sweetly OR pretend that you don’t want him. He will either generously grant you your request or will get angry enough to show you just who you belong to. Besides that – watching you torture others gets him all hot and bothered as well.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Never will he ever let you tie him up, chain him or in any way constrict his limbs. Sex, like much of everything else, to him is about power and letting himself be subdued in such way is giving up said power, which is an absolute no for Cazador.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Receiving 100%, and he will only give if he has a goal in mind like overstimulating you in different ways. He will always rather make you suck him off than go down himself but when he does do it – it’s always the best treat. Cazador knows how to use his tongue so well that you will see the saints.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and rough. Cazador wants to see your face every time he thrusts into you, to see how you are receiving it, how much pleasure you’re feeling, how much pain you are experiencing, because for him sex always is better if there’s a degree of pain for his partner. The only time he will be fast but still rough is when he’s pissed and uses sex to punish you (much to your delight if you were the one to get him angry and worked up). He also usually knows when you make him angry on purpose, which is why he will go fast as you “don’t deserve” his usual treatment.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

No quickies. It’s pretty much impossible to convince him to have a short one for any reason. If he fucks – he wants to have the luxury of making the decision how long or short it’s going to take, so you can definitely try to make him spare time for a short one, but it’s a very low chance that you will succeed.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Only risks he takes are on your behalf, whether he will break you and ruin you beyond repair – that’s something he is very much willing to accept as a risk. While Cazador won’t try to do it on purpose, he will absolutely push your limits to the max and beyond. He’s a man who enjoys experimenting with others and you’re absolutely one of them, even though how he does it with you will differ to how he does it with his victims or spawn.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Cazador can go for a long time, but if he’s interested enough to do so is another question. He will go for as long as he wishes to and that wildly depends on his mood. Sometimes you could go much longer but he won’t entertain it if he already feels satisfied.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Toys is not something that he sees to be used for extra flavor in the bedroom. Mainly he will use toys to degrade, not to be brough to the same bed with his partner. So when he wants you to feel really good – Cazador will use himself and his body to achieve it. But there can be other things he might use to enhance the experience – crops, blindfolds or wax.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Cazador does not tease, he takes. On the flip side, he doesn’t mind if you tease him, finding it amusing that you’re trying so hard to make him fall apart.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Can be pretty loud, especially if he’s angry and do not care if anyone hears. He’s a master of his palace so generally Cazador sees no reason why he should be either silent or embarrassed to make himself heard. He will growl, hiss and grunt aplenty. He also will talk, issuing orders or praises depending on how well you perform and he will remind you that you’re his to ruin throughout.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Cazador enjoys when you’re wanton. Letting him feel when you’re not wearing underwear in some sort of important party, letting him find you naked and splayed on his desk, touching his cock when he does tasks or orders his spawn or even if you play with yourself after he fills you with cum is something he genuinely loves. Be a whore for him and he will make sure that any need of yours is not unmet.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Pretty average, nothing to scream from the rooftops about, but decent base-to-tip ratio, with the tip being slimmer.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

As everything else in Cazador’s arsenal, sex is a tool too and he will use it when he sees need for it, but one thing is for sure – you won’t be often feeling neglected in that department, because Cazador will make sure to remind you that you’re his quite frequently.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Always vigilant, Cazador will be second to fall asleep, but once he’s sure that you’re asleep, then he will drift off quickly as well. One thing he does enjoy is waking with you at the same just to see if you’re still exhausted from earlier (and feeling all pleased if you are).

[mydisenchantedeulogy]

A/n: I apologize if this is a bit short. I hope you enjoy it regardless.

No Minors Allowed!!

T - toys 

Game for about anything, within reason, Nacho isn't against using toys on you. He'd prefer to do the work himself, however. Now, it's a different story if he catches you using the toy. Shame on you for not waiting for him. Nacho won't scold you, but he will most likely overstimulate you until you can't take it anymore, all the while using your precious toy on you. 

O - oral 

Oral can be extremely pleasurable, but it can also be frightening to those not used to receiving it. Luckily for you, Nacho is a giving man. In addition to sucking him off, he's more than willing to reward you. Hearing your soft moans makes it worth his while. 

W - wild card 

You attempt to stifle your moans, but it's hard given the delicious way that Nacho is wrecking you against the wall inside the changing room at Chico's. 

What was meant to be a brief shopping trip quickly escalated into something heated the moment you had invited him in to get his opinion on an outfit you had chosen. 

"You want them to hear you?" Nacho asks with a snort. 

You cover your mouth with your hand, but despite the effort, your soft muffled pants escape through. Perhaps if you are lucky the cashier won't hear, though you doubt it. 

This is the last time you ask for Nacho's opinion. 

[lazysharkart]

What was that about letting kids win?