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Shots from our show at Moonlight Lounge. Taken by Mark Fischer.

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I got to see my friends the R A R E B Y R D $ play at Lost Lake in Denver for NYE. We left before midnight so it didn’t really feel like a celebration but it was awesome to see my friends.

It was also crazy cold! Like 8 degrees Fahrenheit so I had to dress appropriately since we decided to walk instead of drive in the snow.

Anyhow... HAPPY NEW YEAR! I have a very busy week next week and hope to see you out at one of the shows:

Let’s kick the week off with my show on Sunday at Gold Horse where I play with Plumbing, Samantha Riott, Anna Mall, Trolley Problems

https://www.facebook.com/events/360769884683847/?ti=icl

Then on Wednesday, you can find me at The Tannex playing with Ghost Piss + Death Tooth + Saní Scarves + Anna Mall.

https://www.facebook.com/events/787655361581633/?ti=icl

Last but certainly not least, on Thursday I bring all the creamy alpaca buttah you could love as I play with Merma & Roberta for 10 Years of Thursday Night Girl Fight! at Launchpad.

https://www.facebook.com/events/2231117376932477/?ti=icl

So if you have ever wanted to see me in various music incarnations, next week is one of them.

Cheers! 🖤

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Tomorrow night we bring the buttah and wigs to Moonlight Lounge in Albuquerque. We are on first!

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Merma is having a ball making some fun buttons for us. Our first merch...

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Hey Denvah! We can’t wait to slather you in buttah next week.

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If Merma was an alpaca, this would be her booking shows. Book us! Send us a message here or on our Facebook: www.facebook.com/alpacabuttah/

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We are back! We are playing a whole new set of ALL THE HITS this Saturday at Burt’s Tiki Lounge in Albuquerque, NM. That’s right! AND... IT’S A FREE SHOW!!! Come by and get the first copy of our zine Alpaca Buttah: Volume 1 this Saturday at Burt’s. We play first!! 9pm 21+ NO COVER

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Alpaca illustration by Mauro Woody

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Merma and Roberta ... Just a coupla Jersey Housewives

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Cooking with Alpaca Buttah Tip #2

A little background on alpacas first:

Alpaca, also known as Vicugna pacos, is a domesticated species of South American camelid. It resembles a small llama in appearance. They generally eat hay or grasses, but can eat some other plants (e.g. some leaves), and will normally try to chew on almost anything (e.g. empty bottle). Alpacas can eat natural unfertilized grass; however, ranchers can also supplement grass with low-protein grass hay. To provide selenium and other necessary vitamins, ranchers will feed their domestic alpacas a daily dose of grain.

Cooking tip on flavor:

If you want your butter to be unique in flavor, try breeding your own alpacas. Feed them various things to change the flavor of cream like strawberries, citrus and chocolate. Be careful about food allergies with your alpaca. Many have sensitive stomachs. After you milk your favorite flavored alpaca, begin the churning of the butter process. This naturally flavored alpaca butter will be complimentary on any dish. You can also use the butter as a salve to help with arthritis issues.

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Cooking with Alpaca Buttah - tip #1

When cooking with Alpaca Buttah, make sure you have your stove on a low setting. Alpaca Buttah is so rich that it has a low melting point. You want to melt it down slowly in order to keep the flavor at its best. Do not melt in the microwave, this will kill all the great nutritional value that other butters just can't provide.

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delicious... but only when from genuine Alpaca...

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Alpaca Buttah ads made by Merma...