#alola help…

[pearyaoki]

i think i need to play pokemon usum to feel better

[melonthesprigatito]

I always thought that the Ultra Recon Squad vanishing from the plot in USUM after the Team Rainbow Rocket postgame arc happens was a little weird and super noticeable.

Surely for a squad dedicated to exploring and studying alternate dimensions, a guy with his own pocket portal opener stealing villains from across the multiverse, (villains that ACCOMPLISHED THEIR GOALS and caused apocalypses in their home dimensions by the way!) in order to create a team with the goal of conquering the multiverse, that sort of thing is right up their alley and they could have easily intervened by having their Solgaleo and Lunala yeet them back to where they came from.

But then I figured, the reason why the Ultra Recon Squad sat this one out is because Team Rainbow Rocket decided to attack Aether Paradise, aka the organisation ran by Lusamine.

You know, Lusamine, the woman who promised them that she'd help them save their home dimension and stop Necrozma from destroying both Ultra Megalopolis and Alola. The same Lusamine that thoroughly BETRAYED THEM and Leeroy Jenkins-ed herself into the portal without telling them and fucked up so badly that she put potentially billions of lives at risk and nearly destroyed two entire civilisations.

To be fair, Rainbow Rocket was attacking Miss "I sure do like endangering your entire alien culture" Lusamine and her secret evil island lair, so I think the Ultra Recon Squad would be forgiven for not feeling overly encouraged to go help.

The second reason is because the URS saw that the Protagonist was on his/her way to help, the one who defeated their god with a magic singing fairy seal, and probably thought "Yeah, he/she's got this covered."

[sealzandsuckystuff]

one servinf of autism coming right up

[subwaytostardew]

▲ Subway to Stardew - The Meeting ▽

Submas group 4-heart event!

This plays after getting at least 4 hearts with both Ingo and Emmet, 3 hearts with Lewis, and entering the Mayor's Manor.

[pkmncenterguy]

Shoutout to move-in machokes. I just saw one lift like three beams of steel earlier we should really thank them as much as we should thank bus drivers

[fastcastweatherreport]

Good Morning!!! People, Pokemon, beings from otherworldly galaxies, everyone is welcome to look at the news forecast!!

Here today we have your favorite Weather Anchorrrrrs, Mulberry and Beany! Take it away you two!!

🌥️........🌤️.........☀️

"Casto!! Casto form!! Form form!! " -->

[ "YIPPEE!! here we are again everyone! Reporting to you live from within the Fast Cast Studio, it's me and Mulberry today if you couldn't understand our introduction man Gregory. We love you Greg!" ]

" Haha~ awww Beany, all hyped up and raring to give us that forecast ay buddy?? Well... First we have to go over our latest events! Be sure to translate for me to all our pokèfriends at home please "

" ahem... Route 4 in Unova is still undergoing a massive Sandstorm and hasn't made progress on that new road yet, can't blame the poor guys and gals. I hope you can get those poor pokèmon to settle down now that the whole Team Plasma shindig is dealt with, best of luck to you! "

" Lacunosa Town in Unova is still recovering from the recent discoveries of the legendary pokèmon Kyurem being the cause of all their nightly terrors! Hopefully now that once again; the Team Plasma ordeal is over with the dragon will go back into hibernation and leave your Town alone, until now these news anchors advise you stay inside at night still! "

" The Jagged Pass in Hoenn is undergoing some renovations in order to attempt making the slope easier and safer for trainers to climb! However we don't expect that task to be easy! Make sure you guys and gals take plenty of Water Type pokemon with you, even with the volcano being inactive you can expect 90° to 105° bright sun temperatures around that area! "

" And with that out of the way we can go straight into our news forecast! Like always, here at Fast Cast Studios care about your safety and recommend taking the necessary precautions to ALL outdoor activities! From all over the world! Here is your Weather Forecast!! "

" Unova, Partially Cloudy with a chance of rain. 60° - 65° heat "

" Sinnoh, Cloudy with a 46% chance of rain Tuesday through Saturday this week. Sorry guys! The general temperature in Sinnoh will be 40° - 55° except at the North Peak of your beautiful region where it'll be a chilly 20° - 10° "

" Kanto, Full sun all week! Though it seems Beany senses a 20% chance for rain so keep your umbrellas ready! We can't tell exactly which day, so we're predicting a pokèmon will be using Rain Dance on an unexpected interval during the week.

Your temperatures are steaming hot this summer, so stay hydrated in your 80° - 90° weather! "

" Johto, your temperatures are practically the same as Kantos being fairly close by and all! So be sure to keep hydrating as well in your 70° - 90° weather! You're also partially cloudy with a 60% chance of rain Monday through Wednesday "

" Kalos, put on your sunscreen Sunday through Wednesday because those are YOURRRRRRR sunny days! The rest for this week will be cloudy with a 55% chance of rain so prepare those electrical wires for the possible storms Lumiose City!

The weekly temperature is 58° - 69° "

" Alol- oh holy Arceus... Guys are you sure abo-" [Commercial Break!!! 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡]

" We're back! Sorry about that folks, Alola always catches me off guard. It's like y'all are roasting marshmallows on Slugma down there or something- anyways... Be sure to stay cool with some Mantine Surfing cus y'all got 96° - 99° weather 'whispers: sweet Arceus how do y'all live-'

Ahem! Sunny all across Alola except in Po Town as usual "

" Galar! Cloudy with a chance of Sleet and Rain, we're unsure of the percentage or when it will happen so we predict that some Pokèmon are going through turf wars right now and it'd likely be best advised to stay out of the Wild Area and travel by train!

40° - 60° temperatures when you put the Turf War weather aside! "

" Last but not least we have Paldea, 60° - 69° partially cloudy with a strong wind predicted to happen Tuesday from the South East "

🎶 News Cast Music 🎶

" Casto!! Casto Castform!!! Form form! Castform! " -->

[ " What a wonderful day of Weather Forecasting!! But phew... I sure am tired from all the reports, what say we go and get some tacos today partner? "]

" You said it Beany! It's bean- a pleasure to talk with you all as usual guys and gals, until next week or the next immediate news forecast. This is Mulberry and Beany signing off! Bye bye! "

[rowshi04]

Fic Help Needed!

Hi there! I'm planing on writing a reguri (red x green) fic that sets place in the Alola region. I personaly haven't played the sun and moon games :( so I don't know too much about locations on Alola. So I need help with locations they could go to or where events could take place in. Please, if you can comment down a place that you remember, liked or enjoyed in Alola! A BIG thank you to those who do! :)

[penroseparticle]

Once I'm done grinding Pinkan Berries it's over for these hoes

[antirepurp]

if anyone ever makes a hack for these games that gets rid of this goofy-ass guardrail-invoking outfit i will kiss them on the mouth sloppy style

[pmdmutual]

bro i love my icy cousins but i cant find any icons of kanto ninetales now 😭😭😭

[ghostypetrainer]

another thing I think A LOT about re: the Construct AU isn’t even about the twins, but about Lillie and Gladion, and how Lusamine created Gladion (as well as Type:Null) to explore the Ultra Wormholes... and if he could look after her kid while they perfected the technology to open the wormholes, that was useful too. How Lusamine never paid Lillie any attention, and certainly never paid any to Gladion other than what was necessary, so it wasn’t Lusamine that helped Gladion gain sentience... but lonely little Lillie, who viewed Gladion as like an older brother.

I’m just a sucker for that sort of thing.

[souenkun]

"first place (in my heart)" | darkuncleshipping

"It's unnecessary, that's for sure," Nanu sighed, finally cracking one eye open. For someone who made plans to play at the beach, Grimsley sure looked ridiculous clad in his sygna suit, especially with the potential of it being drenched by water and stuffed with sand. But, under the golden sunlight that kissed his skin, Grimsley did look stunning, and the sight alone took Nanu's breath away. He grappled for the words that eluded his stalling mind, choosing to settle with, "Acerola wanted to hang out with you today, after all."

Or: after being dragged to see Pasio's beach with Acerola, Nanu has a much-needed talk about their future with Grimsley.

[vaugarde]

in retrospect, its kinda strange how lance was sorta hyped up to be a potential opponent for ash and then it just. never happened.

[wildflowercryptid]

as much as i love galar and have a soft spot for its story... it would've been a lot more interesting if it was an anti-monarchy story instead the weirdly dismissive climate crisis allegory we got.

[mistilteinn-magolor]

im texting a friend and somehow we got to how snackable necrozma is

we settled on dawn wings is the most snackable and dusk mane is the least snackable

[stuffulstyle]

shiny breeding discourse has gotten me sooooo confused...... i KNOW poke pelago is an alola thing because we have like a billion little islands or whatever but does no other region have anything similar. like im seeing people talking about how theres no good shelters for all the non-shiny pokemon that trainers accumulate. theyre all overrun. is this a problem everywhere. genuine question. has nobody made a pelago type thing ANYWHERE else..... surely you have uninhabited land somewhere.................