#I need a drink

[vaintrdraws]

no matter if I'm feeling masc or fem, the shoes stay cartoonishly big

[rairoo]

jambound nation, how we feeling? im going to unlock alcoholism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[littlefreya]

[tswiftupdatess]

The Harris campaign released a statement full of Taylor Swift references after Donald Trump declared he hates her:

''Mr. Not-at-all Fine has spent this week working through his feelings, whining about his Champagne Problems, and spending exactly none of his time addressing the issues facing the American people. His rambling, yelling, and constant conspiracy theories have many asking if The Man is ''too emotional'' to be president. Call It What You Want, but it's Nothing New for the Smallest Man Who Ever Lived. […] Voters know All Too Well how dangerous Trump and his Project 2025 agenda will be if he wins. This November, we can make sure this is The Last Time we have to deal with his End Game of jacking up taxes on the middle class and ripping away American's freedoms.''

(September 15, 2024)

[navybrat817]

Lovelies, I just led a team meeting and I swear I thought I was going to pass out after.

Everyone praised me though for the questions I presented and the open discussion. ❤️

[vertyd]

what? never seen a radioactive hedgehog before?

[trashyspud330]

They make me feel physically ill

[scribeofmorpheus]

ELGAR'NAN'S WIG! SAVE ME PLS!

Epler, pls, hire a ghost writer to answer veilguard questions... I'm begging you! let Corrine do press alone omg!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOLAS "BUT THE PEOPLE" DREAD WOLF WOULD SACRIFICE THE PEOPLE?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, JOHN "I WANTED TO PUNCH SOLAS FOR YEARS" EPLER?!

AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE BLIGHT? THE LORE?! OMG!

Before this, he stated the Agent's of Fenharel were in Tevinter and they helped set up the cleansing ritual of the Wolf's Fang--and, centuries ago, Solas chose to turn it into a red lyrium idol ON PURPOSE to hide it! And now the agents are just... what? Fired? Without a job? Hmmm?

[wave2tyun]

????????????? huh.

poker face but your what is what.

kang taehyun please care to explain this behaviour.....................? please. LIKE????????????????? I KNOW YOU'RE A MENACE BUT WHERE'S THE DECORUM?!,@;?×,+?+?!???!+??!

[choccy-milky]

bruh i need to vent about a rude comment i got on my recent chap and also about clora, cuz its something thats been on my mind for a while now. it has spoilers to my most recent chap tho so im putting it below

so in my most recent chap clora gets hit by the killing curse but thanks to seb sacrificing himself for her, it doesn’t work/she survives. and I got a rly rude comment about how that’s super cringe and that clora is a "shoe horning of every possible manifestation of Mary-Sueism I have ever seen." theyre dropping my fic after almost 500k words bc apparently THAT’S where they draw the line and that "just somehow pulling it out the bag and surviving a killing curse from the power of love. In simpler terms, it’s absolutely cringe worthy" and "forgive me if I rolled an eye at the yet again invincible nature of Clora Clemons-the-one-eighth-Veela-extraordinaire"

BUT LIKE LMAO TELL ME U DIDN’T READ/WATCH HARRY POTTER WITHOUT TELLING ME. that’s literally what happens to harry??but its only cringe when it happens to our "mary-sue" clora? like yeah sure love magic might be a bit cringe but IM LITERALLY JUST PULLING FROM THE SOURCE MATERIAL. of all the things to take issue with in my fic and interpretations, theyre taking issue with something that’s canon BAHAHA.

and since im on the topic of clora being mary sue can I just say I hate the misogyny/internalized misogyny that i've seen some people (NOT A LOT, THANKFULLY) treat her with. like i get it, im not pale and blonde and as conventionally pretty as clora is, but even if I was, is that a reason to hate me?? and does being beautiful and well-liked = mary sue? bc as far as I know, mary sue is a chara who is just naturally amazing at everything and doesnt need to try hard and theyre just inexplicably great for no reason (like mc in the base game BAHHAA) if anything the mary sue in MY fic is seb LMAO (but hes a boy so its ok). like clora has worked hard and studied magic all her life due to being a squib and wanting to make up for not being able to DO it. she isnt good at flying, seb is still better at her than duelling, shes really short sighted when it comes to doing/thinking whats best for others and can be a huge idiot.... and like. the only guys that have even shown interest in clora on a real scale have been seb and leander (and then lawley for blackmail purposes, and also bc he hates seb) so its not like literally everyone is falling over themselves for her?? like her interactions with the main cast of boys (ominis, garreth, amit) theyre all indifferent to her LMAO but still, the fact that shes pretty and guys here and there might look at her and go o shes cute! doesnt make her a mary sue SORRy thats just called being attractive idk its just annoying that ppl automatically see a nice kind beautiful female character without any VISIBLE flaws and go SHES TOO PERFECT!! MARY SUE!! WAH IM JEALOUS! and like I get it bc when I was younger I probs would have been annoyed by clora as well due to my own insecurities and internalized misogyny but hey, how about u just realize that’s ur own problem and your own jealousy, and not a real one HAHAH anyway ive since evolved bc I used to be a ‘not like other girls’ type girl back in highschool. trying to be super tomboy-y bc I thought being feminine was cringe and too basic but now ive embraced it and love girly things and dresses and charas like clora who are still strong and showcase their strengths and weaknesses in subtler ways, and I want to smooch her and make out with her. get behind me clora ill protect you🤺🤺🤺

[ofoceansandtombsanew]

i hate you marshall d. teach but you did gift me one thing

[remuslupinscoffeeandsweater]

the potters not being able to love a slytherin without it resulting in heartbreak might just be the end of me

[hailthegodsong]

Josh recently

[johncon]

You've been awful mean to Annemarie :( I think you should get pregnant to know how it feels!

Bibbidi bobbidi BOO Who's the dad? In this case, NOT YOU!

What?

No. Nononono... This can't be happening, what the fuck, I can't, I'm not doing this, I can't...

[internetgreatesthits]

[murdockhawkeye]

yk i kinda wish miss chatham was in the later seasons still. like imagine if we got an episode of them visiting the retirement home

i can see it now. they lose miss chatham somehow while in there, and then end up on their own side adventures

lewis is acting like he's found his people and he's invited to the next bingo meet by a gladys. or multiple gladys's. while on the opposite end of the spectrum, rikki gets into a fight/rivalry with some old lady

and cleo and emma end up being wrangled into helping one of the seniors, only for emma to end up transforming into a mermaid and for the senior that they were helping, to see it

and then because for whatever reason this came to mind, it turns out said senior is julia's ex karl, who apparently lives at the same retirement home as miss chatham

he almost gets his camera out for old times sake, because he hasn't changed much since they were teenagers, but then miss chatham gets her tennis racket out

suffice to say. they end up walking out with pocketful of old people candy and also a bunch more lore/info from miss chatham. idk