#I need a drink

[vaintrdraws]

no matter if I'm feeling masc or fem, the shoes stay cartoonishly big

[littlefreya]

[tswiftupdatess]

The Harris campaign released a statement full of Taylor Swift references after Donald Trump declared he hates her:

''Mr. Not-at-all Fine has spent this week working through his feelings, whining about his Champagne Problems, and spending exactly none of his time addressing the issues facing the American people. His rambling, yelling, and constant conspiracy theories have many asking if The Man is ''too emotional'' to be president. Call It What You Want, but it's Nothing New for the Smallest Man Who Ever Lived. […] Voters know All Too Well how dangerous Trump and his Project 2025 agenda will be if he wins. This November, we can make sure this is The Last Time we have to deal with his End Game of jacking up taxes on the middle class and ripping away American's freedoms.''

(September 15, 2024)

[vertyd]

what? never seen a radioactive hedgehog before?

[scribeofmorpheus]

ELGAR'NAN'S WIG! SAVE ME PLS!

Epler, pls, hire a ghost writer to answer veilguard questions... I'm begging you! let Corrine do press alone omg!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOLAS "BUT THE PEOPLE" DREAD WOLF WOULD SACRIFICE THE PEOPLE?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, JOHN "I WANTED TO PUNCH SOLAS FOR YEARS" EPLER?!

AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE BLIGHT? THE LORE?! OMG!

Before this, he stated the Agent's of Fenharel were in Tevinter and they helped set up the cleansing ritual of the Wolf's Fang--and, centuries ago, Solas chose to turn it into a red lyrium idol ON PURPOSE to hide it! And now the agents are just... what? Fired? Without a job? Hmmm?

[wave2tyun]

????????????? huh.

poker face but your what is what.

kang taehyun please care to explain this behaviour.....................? please. LIKE????????????????? I KNOW YOU'RE A MENACE BUT WHERE'S THE DECORUM?!,@;?×,+?+?!???!+??!

[choccy-milky]

bruh i need to vent about a rude comment i got on my recent chap and also about clora, cuz its something thats been on my mind for a while now. it has spoilers to my most recent chap tho so im putting it below

so in my most recent chap clora gets hit by the killing curse but thanks to seb sacrificing himself for her, it doesn’t work/she survives. and I got a rly rude comment about how that’s super cringe and that clora is a "shoe horning of every possible manifestation of Mary-Sueism I have ever seen." theyre dropping my fic after almost 500k words bc apparently THAT’S where they draw the line and that "just somehow pulling it out the bag and surviving a killing curse from the power of love. In simpler terms, it’s absolutely cringe worthy" and "forgive me if I rolled an eye at the yet again invincible nature of Clora Clemons-the-one-eighth-Veela-extraordinaire"

BUT LIKE LMAO TELL ME U DIDN’T READ/WATCH HARRY POTTER WITHOUT TELLING ME. that’s literally what happens to harry??but its only cringe when it happens to our "mary-sue" clora? like yeah sure love magic might be a bit cringe but IM LITERALLY JUST PULLING FROM THE SOURCE MATERIAL. of all the things to take issue with in my fic and interpretations, theyre taking issue with something that’s canon BAHAHA.

and since im on the topic of clora being mary sue can I just say I hate the misogyny/internalized misogyny that i've seen some people (NOT A LOT, THANKFULLY) treat her with. like i get it, im not pale and blonde and as conventionally pretty as clora is, but even if I was, is that a reason to hate me?? and does being beautiful and well-liked = mary sue? bc as far as I know, mary sue is a chara who is just naturally amazing at everything and doesnt need to try hard and theyre just inexplicably great for no reason (like mc in the base game BAHHAA) if anything the mary sue in MY fic is seb LMAO (but hes a boy so its ok). like clora has worked hard and studied magic all her life due to being a squib and wanting to make up for not being able to DO it. she isnt good at flying, seb is still better at her than duelling, shes really short sighted when it comes to doing/thinking whats best for others and can be a huge idiot.... and like. the only guys that have even shown interest in clora on a real scale have been seb and leander (and then lawley for blackmail purposes, and also bc he hates seb) so its not like literally everyone is falling over themselves for her?? like her interactions with the main cast of boys (ominis, garreth, amit) theyre all indifferent to her LMAO but still, the fact that shes pretty and guys here and there might look at her and go o shes cute! doesnt make her a mary sue SORRy thats just called being attractive idk its just annoying that ppl automatically see a nice kind beautiful female character without any VISIBLE flaws and go SHES TOO PERFECT!! MARY SUE!! WAH IM JEALOUS! and like I get it bc when I was younger I probs would have been annoyed by clora as well due to my own insecurities and internalized misogyny but hey, how about u just realize that’s ur own problem and your own jealousy, and not a real one HAHAH anyway ive since evolved bc I used to be a ‘not like other girls’ type girl back in highschool. trying to be super tomboy-y bc I thought being feminine was cringe and too basic but now ive embraced it and love girly things and dresses and charas like clora who are still strong and showcase their strengths and weaknesses in subtler ways, and I want to smooch her and make out with her. get behind me clora ill protect you🤺🤺🤺

[ofoceansandtombsanew]

i hate you marshall d. teach but you did gift me one thing

[bourbonandpearls]

[angel3a3y]

Me after watching Arcane episode 6

[trashyspud330]

They make me feel physically ill

[spoonyglitteraunt]

I just had to read, with mine own eyes, the sentence

"a middle aged woman approaching her thirties"

and I just.. I can't..

[coralinnii]

Y’all made my most spiciest post (and it’s not even that spicy) the most popular on this blog and I feel both happy and wishing to get every one of you a drink cuz y’all are thirsty…and so am I. 

So just having more thoughts on overblot!Yuu

Referring to this post

Imagine overblot!Yuu with absolute tunnel vision and aggressive affection, wants nothing more than to make sure their friends are getting the rest and support they need… albeit forcefully. But hey, no one’s complaining.

Imagine overblot!Yuu standing behind Deuce as he was forced to sit down and study on his own, trapped between your arms and your strong presence pressed against him from behind. He swears he’s trying his best but his mind goes haywire everytime he feels your breath on him when you growl in his ear, ironically demanding him to pay attention to his work. Threatening him to keep him right there, under your watch, for however long it takes to get his homework done. Man, he hopes so

Imagine overblot!Yuu stealing Trey from the kitchen and then straddle his back on his bed after ripping his shirt off him. Your new found strength is put to good use as you give the young baker a massage to ease his tired muscles. Trey thanked the Sevens that he couldn’t face Yuu and had a pillow to hide the embarrassing noises he's making with every firm touch of your hands. Though, your nails are dangerously close to scratching along his naked back, growing frustrated that Trey’s body just keeps shivering and tensing up rather than relax. Wonder why that is? 

Imagine overblot!Yuu being angry at Cater’s obsession with Magicam and cute things, bringing him back to his bedroom then proceeded to blindfold him, but not before silencing his phone and tossing it aside. Overblot!Yuu hovered over the surprisingly quiet redhead, pinning his arms onto the mattress to restrict his phone-addicted hands. Being so frustrated by his false cute persona, Yuu wanted to see Cater’s truer self instead of the fake smiles he puts on for the camera, praising his more unhinged image. “F*ck being cute. I like messy Cater much better” you proclaimed, which sends shivers through the 2nd year’s body that he pray you didn’t notice. 

Imagine not learning the error of their ways (since no one said they hated it), overblot!Yuu proceeded to attack the Heartslabyul Housewarden the same way as the others, trapping him and aggressively loving him. You always wanted to help calm Riddle down from his foul mood that comes from dealing with his responsibilities, and that want has now intensified. Imagine overblot!Yuu disarming Riddle from his magic pen and forcing him onto his own bed where you started to caress him, hoping to soothe his anger. But Yuu is baffled by how red Riddle still was after long petting and cuddling sessions. Was he still angry? Still, Yuu is still determined to find a way to have Riddle rest so you continued on, testing every part of his body to see what comforts him best. Riddle, with a burning face, endured your touch for so long, unable to rest like Yuu wanted.

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[murdockhawkeye]

yk i kinda wish miss chatham was in the later seasons still. like imagine if we got an episode of them visiting the retirement home

i can see it now. they lose miss chatham somehow while in there, and then end up on their own side adventures

lewis is acting like he's found his people and he's invited to the next bingo meet by a gladys. or multiple gladys's. while on the opposite end of the spectrum, rikki gets into a fight/rivalry with some old lady

and cleo and emma end up being wrangled into helping one of the seniors, only for emma to end up transforming into a mermaid and for the senior that they were helping, to see it

and then because for whatever reason this came to mind, it turns out said senior is julia's ex karl, who apparently lives at the same retirement home as miss chatham

he almost gets his camera out for old times sake, because he hasn't changed much since they were teenagers, but then miss chatham gets her tennis racket out

suffice to say. they end up walking out with pocketful of old people candy and also a bunch more lore/info from miss chatham. idk

[verdantwyrm]

This is the most insane mental gymnastics I have ever seen to victim blame— no not even blame, god damn persecution, impeachment! To try and twist Anya into this, psycho bitch with a vengeful streak towards Curly. I'm putting my foot down here.

Lets go over the obvious here.

Anya is not vengeful, nor is she cruel nor is she punishing Curly in any regards by fucking killing herself on his medication. She knew very well that they did not have enough to last forever, if they ran out naturally it would still have the same impact as her taking all of it anyways. They were all going to die, and Anya knew it more than anyone.

She was also very much so not in a good mental state so let's account the fact that she probably didn't give much of shit at that point.

She does not need to have failed morally to be a character with depth or a stain onto her innocence as a victim. "Lack of media literacy" you are literally saying a character that was constantly depressed and being abused and stuck in literal hellish conditions all while being pregnant with a rape baby "deliberately" overdosed to cause Curly pain.

Curly.

Not Anya's own pain, not her torment, not her grievance or the horrible horrible torturing feeling that is even overdosing at all on any pain meds! None of that matters only matters is Curly and how she obviously has to be an abuser to someone because it's more realistic if shes an awful person. And again with the victim blaming because apparently everyone on that ship was so involved in Anya getting raped, in her killing her self, in Jimmy crashing the ship they're all so absolutely involved and were in there shaking hands in agreement over how great of an idea it is.

Anya's worst fucking crime was maybe, just a teeny tiny bit of of her not listening to Curly but thats immediately forgotten because its not that big of a deal. Her actions did not doom Curly it was Jimmy.

Are you like, completely and impervious to using your brain at all? Deliberately missing the point of a very straightforward character for the sake of projecting and taking the scenes however you want vs how they're actually laid out. And again, she has done just as bad as everyone on the Tulpar like only one of those characters is Jimmy and you're pointing at every single one besides him. "Moral punishment" give me a break.

Killing yourself, regardless of how you do it, is not selfish. Trying to say that it is somehow because it used medication for another person is absolutely batshit insane. Do you even hear yourself? Wasting all this energy and time trying to point fingers at the other characters instead of at literally who did all of it. JIMMY!!

[fatally-alive]

Flirty when Tipsy ! Part II

Part I here