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Dick bored in class thinks loudly: Are there any mind riders here?
Danny thinks back: Yeah, hi.
Dick: *Falling out of his desk with a shriek*
Teacher: Mr. Grayson! If you are going to disrupt this class one more time, I'll have you thrown out!
Dick: Sorry, sorry. *sits in desk mentally shouting* Who are you!? What information have you stolen from my mind!?
Danny: Whoa, calm down there, Robin. You were the one who asked. I thought you already knew about me.
Dick: How could I possibly know about you!?
Danny: You literally lit candles for me yesterday. You said this lovely prayer, too, though I couldn't understand it
Dick: I lit candles for the dead homeless kid i found- oh. You're a ghost.
Danny: In a way.
Dick: Did the light not guide you home? Should I light more candles?
Danny: If you like. What's that about anyway? The candles?
Dick: It's a Romani tradition. Ussually, the candle is light on your death and kept on until the funeral, but I found you too late, so I just made a circle.
Danny: That's so sweet. Thank you for including me in your people's way.
Dick: Of course. Are you haunting me now?
Danny: *Literally sitting behind him in class* One could say that yes.
Dick: Cool. What's your name?
Danny: Call me Phantom.
#dcxdpdabbles#dcxdp crossover#from a fic i never wrote#Dick is still robin#but hes anout to outgrow it#Danny is a homeless kid#He has a Gotham Academy Scholarship and no social life#He is invisible there#One of his powers is communication with Death Touch peps. Robin almost dies on the daily#I left my laptop charger at work lets pray my siblings have one or i cant write this break#death defying
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BOY MOM GOJO SO CANON

#the megumi and Gojo one is so uncanny#anyways megumi u know what Gojo did at 16 when he almost died …he came back#I know you have it in you baby boy now is the time#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#okkotsu yuuta#itadori yuuji#megumi fushiguro
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DEEP💥SPACE💥PLANET💥FUTURE💥GUN💥ACTION❗️
#trigun#trigun maximum#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#this is ALSO an old doodle that took me more than half a year to get around to coloring. that i ALSO forgot to post here LMAODFJSI#help. i rly went out of my incredibly small comfort zone for this one (background. text graphics. VASH'S COATTAILS)#i almost died like 30 TIMES drawing vash's coat oh my lord.#vash the stampede your swag is impeccable BUT I HATE DRAWING YOUR FREAKING COAT!!!!!!!!#anyways. i've always wanted to yank those ribbons/straps on his back. that is the inspiration here#pls continue to make jokes about him being a designer bag bc i've seen some on ig and twt and i love them thank you
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red hawk
#redhawk#one piece#mihawk#dracule mihawk#akagami no shanks#one piece mihawk#red haired shanks#shanks#mishanks#shanks x mihawk#akataka#op fanart#red hawk#i was reading the manga and i almost died when i saw this attack i was like LUFFY SHIPS THE OLD MAN????????????????????????? AMEN#i know it is because of ace but man#my mishanks brain only thought of that
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Fade to black 😢
Part 3 | Final part (coming soonish)
#man#way too long#and i almost made it longer smh#one more part!#rottmnt#disaster twins#tmnt#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt raph#rottmnt mikey#zombie comic#zombie au#Leo dies real not clickbait
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my life a movie (PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR)
#when i die imma go to adhd heaven 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#★ my art#art#dandys world#dandy’s world#dandys world astro#dandys world goob#dandys world toodles#dandys world oc#★ arin rambles#Literally ive only gotten twisted astro 2 times in my life and both of them ended in tragedy#the first one was a blackout So i died (i suck at blackouts) i didnt even see him i almost cried#the second one……. Well…. i was in a game w my bestie and some random rodger#and he goes in chat#‘its astro. be careful on that machine’ BOY I READ THAT MESSAGE IN CHAT AND FUMBLED SO BAD#I MESSED UP THE CALLIBRATION AND SHRIMPO FOUND ME. I GOT BODIED. JUMPED. ATTACKED.#I DIDNT EVEN GET TO LOOK AT HIMMMMMM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#my bestie let me spectate her getting chased by him so i was in adhd heaven but Man i was so mad.#i fumbled so hard im so embarrassing i was SO HAPPY when i saw it was astro I COULDNT FOCUS ON ANYTHIGN#i always add goob Somwhere in my doodles#Hi Goob !!!!!!!!
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— for @somuchstrdst ♡ (src)
#tyler joseph#twenty one pilots#topedit#tjosephedit#bandedit#musicedit#bandsdaily#the clancy world tour#gifs#ste said this video should be marked as s3nsitive cont3nt and she was so right#thank you for bringing this to my attention i almost died
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Transcript:
Whoa.. Uh. Right. *laughs* The Bible.
Let's see what we have here. Ah yes. Reve-lations. Wow.
Whoa. There's a lot. Uh, in the Bible I mean!
Um. Hang on I-I need to go take a shower.
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#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#gabv1el#this one actually killed me#this was my first time drawing V1 i almost died.
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Prompt 247
Danny grumbles, going limp as the Spirit plucked him up, holding him out like some sort of stray cat. Their golden eyes stared across him, white hair shimmering and bloodied feathers rustling as they tilted their head.
“You sure he’s not somehow ours?” Bludhaven asks again, setting him down once more to circle. Amity laughs, wild hair the color of wheat fluttering in a non-existent breeze and portal pulsing like a heart as she rests a hand on his head.
“Well darlin’, I am asking if you would be open to adopting,” the Spirit laughs, the sound as familiar as the birds outside his window in the mornings. “Well, I suppose I could always ask your dear sister Arkham-”
“No no, I would be honored,” Bludhaven smiled a literally sharp grin, something mischievous and violent about it in a way Danny was slowly growing used to. “I’m just- look at the little ghostling! He looks like he could be from ours! My hair, your eyes… he’s just missing markings…”
“Markings he’ll get once you give me an answer darlin’...”
“OH- Yes, of course! Sorry, I got whelmed there.”
“You have been stalking your vigilante a bit too much there Blud.”
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Amity Park x Bludhaven#I need to come up with a name for that lol#City Spirit#Danny gets adopted by Amity Park & Bludhaven#Danny is very tired while this conversation is happening hence his quietness#Why yes dcu IS in another dimension#That does not stop the City Spirits from visiting each other & meeting#Bludhaven is Gotham’s son & Arkham is Gotham’s daughter#Gotham is now grandparent & also questioning if they missed a wedding#while Xey were killing curses because What When & Where#Gotham is the city spirit equivalent of an Ancient#Which now makes Danny almost like a prince & no one has told him yet#He just needed his Core stabilized via adoption#And Amity volunteered because he’s her bby already- died & was reborn within her & everything#Space core Danny#Doesn’t have much to do with the prompt but does slightly effect his appearance after adoption#I have art of Bludhaven & Amity somewhere on my blog#Bludhaven#Amity Park
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paul wearing a lacy women's shirt made to show cleavage with a women's jacket and you all want to tell me he never dressed feminine and it's just his face. look at him.
#the lace sent me into a spiral and I almost died last night I hate him#this is colorized btw which is why it looks weird the og is black and white but this one is better quality
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No, you may not have to-go boxes or the check.
#i was thinking about the bbq place Jack mentioned in the last post#the one where rosa blessed the hot sauce and jerry said the food was “mid” and “everybody almost died”#theres a TON of lil details in here just for fun little nods and references#the visual was really fun#oh also Jerry's shirt this time is “We're here we're queer and we are going shoplifting (smash capitalism)”#tftgs#tales from the gas station#tftr#tales from the road#tftgs jack#tftgs jerry#tftgs rosa#jack townsend#jerry pascal#rosa vasquez#tftgs gaston#art#artwork#illustration#tftgs art#tftgs fanart#digital art#fanart#its really late here i know and probs no ones up but im posting anyways#late night post
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my creation
#cas.txt#destiel#dean#cas#dean winchester#castiel#destiel confession meme#confession#confession scene#nov 5 2020#spn#supernatural#lgbt community has hijacked me and made me one of their icons#mlp#happy pride#lesbian rainbow dash meme#hi my phone almost died making this
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I watched electric dreams finally !!!!!
It’s so good and odd but ohshdkebdkwbdhmehdh EDGARRR !!! EDGAR I LOVE YOUU !!!!!! ! ! ! ! YOU DESERVE BETTER !!!!!

When I saw the ending I SOBBED what the HELL,,,,,

#electric dreams#electric dreams edgar#edgar electric dreams#EDGARR I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU8#wish there was more of him ….#just gonna blab about the movie here so uhhh#spoiler alert !! a!! eek!!!#watching the movie was so funny but also an entire rollercoaster#like#Madeline why are you just breaking in to moles house just because the door is open doesn’t mean you can go in ?????#probably just old fashioned stuff cause 1980’s but#moles how do you embarrass yourself SO BAD ????#multiple times in a row. constantly.#I feel bad almost but I don’t like him#stealing Edgar’s WORK#not even being nice to him what the hell what the hell#and then he DIES#me and my sister were talking about the alcohol making him sentient#and with the whole brain thing. maybe the alcohol is like a kind of electrical brain wires between the coponents? acting basically like one#though wouldn’t the alcohol evaportae eventually?#or is Edgar’s sentience permant#do I need to pour alchohol on him every once a while?#Edgar is such a perfect character#so nice and pleasant he can do no wrong#he tried to kill moles but I AGREE#HES SO RIGHT FOR THAT#there were so many good bits in this movie#like moles taking off his shirt like he was about to actually fist fight a literal computer good god#also would mole’s puzzel piece bricks have to be PERFECT bricks all the time in order to work?#what material would they be made of? is it durable?
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'"I don't want her memory. I want my own"
#bc im sooooo normal about Mark asking Helly for consent#the same helly who has been violated by her outie so many times#and despite Helly being the one who iniciates the sex#!!!!!!!#severance#helly r#mark s#adam scott#britt lower#severance spoilers#sorry for. rappy quality my laptop almost died making these#markhelly
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just love how we still have absolutely no details about how evanuris killed mythal :) the mother of all, elgar'nan's wife, a mother of 3 possibly 5 other gods (who probably killed their own mother hello??), "the voice of reason"
remember that? remember "they killed mythal... a crime for which an eternity of torment is the only fitting punishment"
yeah. love it)))
#what exactly made them kill her? how? when???#no details about how ancient elves actually reacted to the death of one of their oldest and respected gods#i always assumed that mythal's death was solas' “last straw” so to speak#like the last thing that made him so infuriated so desperate that it was obviously a point of no return#so he began an open war and created the veil almost immediately after#veilguard critical#dragon age#dav#datv critical#mythal#which could've explain why dalish knew nothing about it and her death wasn't in any way referenced in legends/poems/frescos/etc#elves basically had no time to do it#they had no idea what was going on anymore#like they weren't even sure if mythal actually died or it was just a rumor before shit went down#but nahhh))))#let's talk about coffee and naps and food and docktown and#we could've explore what elgarnan thinks about killing his wife we could've explore what her CHILDREN think about killing their own mother#are they even her children anymore???#like dav DESPERATELY wants to make this soap opera with evanuris work but ignores something that important
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Oh, help me God, this hellboy got me coming back for more
reblogs super appreciated !!! close-ups under the cut !
#south park#south park fanart#stan marsh#shroomer's art !#shroomer's archives: south park#shroomer's finished art !#artists on tumblr#my ramblings + thought process starts here (warning. its a lot) vvvvvvvvvvvvvv#"heyyyyy shadowww. its mee. da devil.#the amount of eyestrain i went through while rendering this#gradient maps!!! are so fun!!! (they are not i hate them so much)#lots to improve on still. but that's for next time!#the process of making this was so arduous.... but i learned a lot i feel#(and also if i had spent any more time working on this i would have actually lost it)#BUT YIPPEEEEE HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAN MARSH THE LOSER BOY I CANT BELIEVE I FINISHED THIS ON TIME#2 days in advance too by the time the queue uploads it#anyways.... stupid loser boy stan marsh..... i found out his birthday was coming up soon#and i had this idea sitting in my head for like.... 2 weeks i think#popped up when i was listening to lexie liu's album the happy star and the song diablo came up#and i thought wait.... doesnt stan get possessed by satan at some point#and so here we are!!#I ACTUALLY RECENTLY WATCHED THE EPISODE TOO AND THE THEME OF THE SONG FIT THE THEME OF THE EPISODE CRAZY WELL AS WELL#sometimes my genius is almost frightening#anyways this emotionally sensitive animal lover boy has really grown on me over the course of the series <3#i still havent.... finished cartman's sheet.....#the self designated deadline i gave myself of 2 weeks is coming up soon and erm. guh.#dies#this took so much effort and brainpower that needed to be allocated to my assignments.......#but its ok!!! im gonna sell this as a print!!! so its kind of!! productive!!#guh i hope this one performs well sob theres this nagging feeling i have that its not gonna do well at all
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