#almost 9k!!!

[findinghomes]

No how it ends for February so here’s part of a scene instead :)

[reallyhardydraws]

i know its been years (!!!!) but i just wanted to say that ive been revisiting your spongebob fic and its still SUCH a delight, im so glad it exists 🥲💗

ohh 😭😭😭💖💖💖 thank you! i ALSO know it's been years (!!?!?!?!!) but to be honest it also feels like no time at all has passed when it came to me writing that fic. i'm so happy it can still bring joy even on a repeat read, that means the world to me.

[gaypeople]

my gifs being stolen and getting thousands of likes on twt makes me feel a sickening type of satisfaction tbh i can’t even feel too annoyed by it...like ok work

[wndaswife]

shortish fic with no smut coming :3 i will be using part of a fic i wrote legit december 2022 that i never used but really liked

[vialae]

Bane and Bhaal's Chosen plan to have a quiet night in together, yet things do not go as planned. Those who strive to stop them receive the misfortune of feeling the full wrath of both the tyrant and his favourite assassin. tldr; failed assassination attempt on the gort

Explicit | 8.8k Words

[jetii]

i know i've posted two fics this week already but uhhhh

Hunter x fem!Reader smut incoming tomorrow

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[wanderingblindly]

2) ahhh yes, the majestically compelling topic of data management <3

Lando in heels, omfg. I can see how that would have messed w the flow of the fic, but 👀 theres always the future 👀 and if he ends up with a bow / ribbon in those curls too, that would be extra pretty, I'm just saying... 👀

1) I did not know about the Kimi book, that sounds really interesting. And the fic sounds like an undertaking as well as the definition of a slow burn, but I haven't read a fic that has that tone yet. Is it too greedy to ask about what October Birds is?

2 ) there's always the future!!! i'm ever one to guarantee future installments, simply because my brain is a single grain of rice, but I think the next one would maybe be something like... fluffy and awkward relationship building.

Like maybe their first off season together, where they actually have time to spent? and Oscar realizes he has no idea how to actually date lando? or maybe meeting the parents? that sort of thing lol

1 ) god it would be the SLOWEST burn, which is. so painful to write.

WANNA KNOW WHAT'S ALSO A SLOW BURN? FUCKING OCTOBER BIRDS HAHAHAHAHAH there's a reason I refer to both of these as my long term, back burner type projects.

The general concept for October birds, also referred to as the Tasmania AU, is that Lando wins his world title and suddenly realizes that he's achieved everything he's ever wanted and sacrificed every part of him that existed without F1. He gave up DJing, he gave up relationships, he gave up his body and soul, and now that he has it -- has the title around his neck like a noose -- all he has to do is. Fall. And hope it snaps his neck on impact.

So he runs away during winter break.

Poorly, might I add.

And ends up in Perth, Tasmania rather than Perth, Australia, aka a town with about three thousand people -- where he meets a very kind mechanic who has no clue who he is, but opens his home to him.

Cue a lot of stilted but blossoming domestic fluff, Lando dancing around who he really is, Oscar not knowing what the fuck his problem is but growing to really really care about him and --

Lando leaving for Formula 1 again.

Title from October Birds by Flower Face, which sets the vibe perfectly

[neetily]

um. i fear i am writing you all a whole kinktober NOVEL at this point.

[sillyfairygarden]

guess who remembered their ao3 password

[queenofbaws]

Goddamn it Queenie, thanks to your tags on my unreliable narrator post now I have a plotbunny about how Varric and Hawke lie constantly but never lie to each other about anything /important/ and I do not have time to write this, but if I must suffer with the burden of this idea then so you you. Mwah.

klsdjflksdjfk WAAAUGH now i have a plotbunny too!!!!! 😫 screaming crying throwing up ksdfjskdf i'm slowly chipping my way through a vhawke thing right now and OH i do not have time to feed this particular plotbunny, but i am suffering in the burden garden right alongside you, friend, ahhhhHHHHH

because SERIOUSLY, hawke and varric are The Biggest Liars but the way that they lie is so different************* and i am OBSESSED with the ideaaaaaaHHHHHHH

varric deals in half-truths, building shiny pearls around itty-bitty grains of reality. he gives people just enough of what actually happened that they believe him as he talks his way through whatever mess he's in. just enough that they don't stop to question what parts he's leaving out, or WHY. just enough that if anything seems odd or out of place, they can shrug it off as embellishment or artistic liberty and roll their eyes instead of picking it apart the way they probably should.

hawke, on the other hand, tells the truth with the tone of a liar, and that's how she gets away with so much. she learned a long time ago that when you joke about everything, everything becomes a joke, so she smirks and she titters and she winks at the right times, and it becomes impossible to take any of what she's saying as the truth. if you admit to something you did in a sarcastic tone of voice while waggling your eyebrows, did you really admit it at all? can you ever believe someone that committed to the bit?

varric is very good at getting people to believe him; hawke is very good at making people doubt her. but they always see right through each other - there's no bullshitting a bullshitter, no lying to a liar, and even if they have everyone else fooled, well, they recognize too much of themselves in each other to fall for their crap.

*IN MY OPINION IN MY OPINION IN MY HYPER-OBSESSED-FANFIC-WRITER OPINIONNNNNN

[ibijau]

me, painstakingly writing in my notebook: urgh, why is this story taking so long to write?? why is it dragging on for ever?

also me now that I've started to type it and can see the word count adding up: oh, that's why

[wintrwinchestr]

wip... thursday

i know i had said i would try to post chapter 2 of tk&ts this month, i'm still trying to make that happen but i can't promise anything :( but it is very close to being done!! i promise i've been working on it, but my real life job has been pretty busy and high stress recently and i've found it hard to use my brain each night.

please accept another snippet in the meantime <3

“Good girl… So beautiful, baby, you know that?” he praises softly, tucking a stray lock of hair behind your ear before lightly rubbing his thumb across your pouty bottom lip. He presses it downward against the pillowy skin, and pushes the digit inside with ease when your mouth parts so eagerly. You close your lips around him and swirl your tongue along the calloused skin a few times, and he looks like he wants to eat you alive as he watches you fall apart for him so easily. Joel pulls his thumb from your mouth, dragging it down your spit-slick lip so that it bounces back into place when his finger leaves your skin. He wears a satisfied grin at the way he has you completely at his mercy now, looking up at him with your glazed-over doll eyes. They scan back and forth between his glowing amber ones, awaiting your next instruction. “Gave you a compliment. What do you say, babygirl, hm?” “Thank you, Da– unh…” The word starts to come out before you can catch it in time, shove it back into his cage. Your face runs hot, embarrassed at your slip-up. “‘S okay, sweetheart. You can call me that, if you wanna, say it real pretty for me. Don’t got it tattooed on me for nothin’,” Joel soothes, still-wet thumb rubbing across your cheekbone in placating strokes. “C’mon, finish your sentence, baby.” “Th– thank you, Daddy,” you repeat, so lost in this saccharine headspace he’s coaxed out of you that you don’t even feel ashamed anymore. “There we go… c’mere, baby. Lemme feel you.” He uncrosses his legs, returning them to their trademark spread so that he can pull you into his lap and situate you into straddling his hips. The position makes your dress ride up so far that your panties are exposed to him, soaked-through gusset and all. His fingers make to tease the wet spot there, but change course to pay attention to something else first instead. Something scrawled in uneven black linework, peeking out from underneath white silk. He pushes the hemline of your dress further up your bare thigh to fully unveil the shoddy little illustration, tracing around it with a roughened finger.

[prince-liest]

i just saw the snippet where alastor actually uses the traffic light system (oh boy) and im so stuck between thinking vox either immediately fucks right off into the ceiling lights or gets german suplexed all the way down to the 7th ring of hell :skull: either way, vox is not getting out of that one with a flick on the wrist

The correct answer is ofc "Vox immediately fucks off right into the ceiling lights specifically to avoid getting German suplexed all the way into the 7th ring of hell" WHEEZE

But! Yes! It ends probably not as poorly as you are imagining, but that's mostly because me writing smut always turns into an exploration of trust and intimacy, and what's an extension of trust if not getting told "hey. stop. now." by an eldritch horror instead of getting eaten by said eldritch horror?

[ingo-ingoing-ingone]

Ingo and Emmet are perfectly in sync. They have to be, living as conjoined twins. The Subway Masters of Nimbasa City, the two are happy with their friends and family and trains. Of course, the universe contains chaos and random chance that can affect even the closest of people. The two find themselves in situations that neither would have ever expected, and it will test them both. Through it all, one thing is certain. Family, both blood related and chosen, will never let you be alone. And, no matter the trials, a two-car train will always continue onwards.

NEW ABYS CHAPTER! IT'S SAD!!! :D

I also had to do a lot of tag editing, sorry y'all hope the warnings are still solid! Speaking of, warnings for this chapter include medical descriptions, illness, grief, discussions of death, and a memory of an extremely disrespectful interview that involves inappropriate questions.

Disclaimer linked in first reblog

[procrastinationau]

take your bets now:

will i be able to keep this chapter under 10k

[emily-prentits]

im a perfectly capable writer what do you mean