#all your perfume would 100% go missing in retaliation

[blindmagdalena]

Homelander’s partner specifically wearing sickeningly sweet perfumes whenever they feel annoyed with him as punishment. Trying to get homie to give them space because he’s so clingy.

POV you doused yourself in perfume and homelander's just helping you wash it off:

[dangerouslyallaboutdraco]

Story of us

A/n: Angsty, post-Hogwarts and slightly r13 towards the end. 

The history between Y/n and Draco was... complicated. There was something between them that their friends just couldn't understand. On paper there was no reason for them to dislike each other as much as they did, she was a pureblood Slytherin who grew up very similarly to him and also had to change her views like Draco did after the war.

They shared trauma and multiple parallel life experiences but they just didn't get along. Pansy and Daphne never got it, why Y/n had that look of disgust on her face once Draco finished talking.

Blaise and Theo thought it would get better after they left Hogwarts and didn't spend all their free time together, but still, Draco rolled his eyes whenever she walked into the room.

Now they were adults in the wide world, jobs, partners but the tightknit friend group stayed close. Friday nights were always time they spent together, reserved for clubbing or a pub night out or even sitting on Blaise and Pansy's living room floor.

Tonight it was the latter. With a G and T (her favourite muggle alcohol) in her hand, Y/n sat on their couch next to Pansy who had had a lot more than her to drink.

Just as the boys had taken out their hidden stash of weed, Y/n spoke up. "I'm going to go outside." It wasn't that she was opposed to weed, she just didn't like the smell and the boys always insisted on smoking so much they couldn't see out the windows.

Blaise and Pansy's apartment had a beautiful wrap-around balcony. While Y/n and Draco were both fair wealthier, they both received substantial graduation gifts that went a long way to getting an apartment in a good part of London.

They had been together since the last year of Hogwarts, all of their friends watching them slowly grow closer over the year until they realised they were in love.

It was beautiful and while 17-year-old Y/n envied them, she always wanted to speak at their wedding.

As soon as she opened the balcony door the still night air hit her. While it was colder than inside, the sweet smell of the summer air made it a nice contrast.

The sun was just setting in the distance and the sky was the most beautiful golden, pink colour. It was the time Y/n always liked to look out her window at during the war, knowing there was peacefulness at the end of the day always made the long days feel slightly better. The way the warm light danced over the water, dancing on the walls of the usually dark dormitory.

Standing out on the balcony, where the world was right and falling into place felt a lot better. Like nothing could get her down.

She was off in her own world, not noticing when Draco opened the sliding door and walked out next to her.

"Shit Draco!" She shrieked once he put his hand on her lower back. She ignored the tingling feeling in her stomach as she glared at him.

Draco stepped closer to her, maybe too close for her liking. "You could really do with some weed to chill out." He told her, holding the joint closer to her face. "This stuff is the shit, just fresh from my guy." He continued to tell her.

Maybe she would have been interested in Draco if he were less cocky, less rude and a bit more sensitive. Something in his bad-boy image had developed over the year that meant she liked him less.

"Do you always insist on speaking like a druggy?" Y/n asked him, watching him carefully as he looked over the railing with his joint.

He retaliated quickly. "Do you always insist on being such a tight ass, Miss Goody-two-shoes?" He couldn't understand why she always seemed to spoil their fun, ever since they were sorted into Slytherin. 

She just rolled her eyes at him and stared out into the distance. While he was no longer disturbing her silence he was still disturbing her peace and alone time. 

She didn't feel like arguing with him either, it was just too much effort. Draco stood there, smoking his joint while Y/n gazed at the skyline. 

“Why are you even out here?” Y/n snapped at him, suddenly feeling annoyed by the smell of his smoking. 

“Because I can be, what even is your problem with me?” He was definitely going to find out how she felt now, pushing her to the limits made her snappy. 

She rolled her eyes at him, obviously annoyed. “We faced pretty much all of the same challenges in life, but you just became a failure and it really annoys me.” 

“Well, you’re just a slut who hooked up with several guys at school, none of which liked you for any reason other than your body.” Draco’s words did hurt her quite a bit, it wasn’t like she didn’t know he hated her but hearing him say that the people she’d been intimate with never actually cared for her hurt. 

“Fuck off, Draco.” She told him, carefully. 

The look on his face showed her that he was not going to stop for a second. “Just because you don’t like the truth, bitch.”  

“Just leave me alone.” She told him, turning away. 

Draco couldn’t stop winding her up now, it just brought him too much amusement. “Or what, Y/l/n, will you sleep with me like you did every other guy?”

Y/n turned around and put her hand up to slap Draco’s cheek. It wasn’t as hard as she could have hit him but it was the hardest she ever hit anyone. There was a loud sound as her palm contacted his face. 

Still stunned and with her hand in mid-air, Draco snatched her wrist. There they were standing in a face-off, Draco’s slim finger wrapped around her wrist and suddenly there was not one sound. Both of them staring into each other’s eyes. Although Y/n felt threatened, never one to back down from a challenge she scrutinized his eyes.  

Draco was seeing red, his least favourite of all the colours. He was like a bull staring down where he was going to charge. The colour of hatred, blood, anger and passion.

The passion she felt for him, it was surging from where he was touching her. He was the energy source that filled her usually with range but now it was amour fou. 

In a moment Draco released his grip on her hand and moved his hands to her cheeks. Unlike his prior roughness, his thumb stroked along her cheekbones softly and carefully like he was afraid to break her as he lay his fingers under her jawline. 

His softness was a complete shock to Y/n who was still gazing into his eyes. The cold fingertips were more gentle than she’d ever expected, dancing across her jawline with such care. She wasn’t sure she’d ever experienced a touch this delicate. 

There they stayed for a few moments, taking each other in. Both of their minds were on the other, brains frenzied trying to figure out how this had happened. Draco was sure he was infatuated with her perfume, obsessed over the perfect blend of coconut and vanilla that was all he could focus on.

Before either of them could think about the consequences their lips were pressed together in a heated kiss. The passion radiated off them, electricity circuiting through them. And it finally felt, for both of them, that every little puzzle piece fit. 

Eventually they lips parted, their eyes flickering open. Draco was an inch from her face, not believing just how beautiful she was. He held his hands on her face tighter not wanting to let her slip out of his grip. 

“Draco Malfoy, I am 100% in love with you.” Y/n slowly let out. She’d just kissed her arch-enemy so there was no point in not being truthful. 

He smirked, that cute little smirk that had only ever annoyed her from across the common room. “Damn it, y/l/n!” He exclaimed with mock anger. “Now we’re going to tell our kids that mum said ‘I love you’ first.” It was odd for Y/n to see him like that as they were usually at each other’s throats. And now he was thinking about their very distant future.

She smiled to match his. “Just tell me it back, you dork.”

“I am 110% in love with you.” Draco counted. “Do you want to come back to my place?”

Y/n’s face turned to worry. “This isn’t a joke, is it?” Usually, this isn’t the type of shit he would pull but she’d never know. 

“No, no, no.” His fingers were back stroking her cheeks. “I am really sorry about what I said, believe me, I’ll never say something like that again.”

Something in Y/n knew he wasn’t lying. There was no chance he didn’t feel the same passion he did in the kiss. “Well, you could take me to dinner before you try and get into my panties.” 

Draco let out a light laugh, blowing air right onto her face. “Whoever said I wanted to do that, you flirt?”

“Don’t act like you don’t want to fuck me.” The chemistry between them was electric and hot. The pair looking into each other's eyes with desire.

“Let’s go before I do you right here.” Y/n looked at him with challenging eyebrows. “Do you need me to prove it?”

 Y/n pulled back from his grip on her face, leaving Draco standing there like an idiot. “Hurry up then.” She said, looking back over her shoulder with a smile as she went to open the patio door. 

[pepperful-qt]

what type of drunks are the karasuno kids like? (happy drunk/ crying drunk yk that stuff)

oh, drunk people

warnings: alcohol obv, general drunk shenanigans, some unpleasantness

Hinata: bouncing off the freakin walls at first you'd swear it was a sugar high😭 ten minutes since getting there he's already gone and bounced between 6 different conversationa and has 10 new friends and their social media. he's the one that breaks a table bc he started jumping on it when a "bop" came on it was one direction I can't seriously keep him on a leash. starts getting SUPER clingy though it's actually amusing. there's a threshold where he'll start going from crazy to sleepy drunk and you need to make sure you're there or he'll pass out latched onto some stranger

Kageyama: constantly talking at a volume just a notch too high. suddenly thinks he's the best at every skill, and will fight you about it. misses the beer pong cups every time but acts like they went in pLEASE just drink before he starts yelling and getting pouty. his temper is unbelievably short but on the plus side he's the first to pass out lemme tell ya it's a real rollercoaster while he's conscious though

Tsukishima: this fucker. he has "phases" he goes through as he drinks more and more. starts as the typical smartass with no filter, says whatever comes to his mind. I swear he leaves tears in his wake so disrespectful😤 constantly questioning you and your decisions, making you question your life choices,, ugh pls don't hang around him until he's had more. when he does keep drinking he gets quiet and MOODY YIKES he will kill anyone who sees him this way he's like a child simultaneously sulking and having a temper tantrum. once someone recorded him sobbing over his pet turtle that died in middle school and he decided he would never get smashed in public again

Yamaguchi: for the most part he's a happy drunk who will laugh at your jokes and mirror your emotions tenfold "he did wHAT??!?? >:((" bless him honestly. watch it though bc he has some sass to him and he will roast you without warning before laughing it off n you're there like 👀💦 wtf but if you hang around him too long he'll start unloading his problems onto you and there's no escape,,, but tbh he needs it just let him

Nishinoya: the definition of reckless. stop him please. he will do ANY dare EVEN IF YOU DON'T DARE HIM,, jumping off the roof into the pool seems fun, but that stair banister is just asking to be surfed down like freaking tony hawk or smth, OR there's 5 more shots of vodka just calling his name, decisions decisions🤦🏼‍♀️ also so SO loud no more inside voice. he'll pull the "vodka or perfume" stunt smh. flirts with anything that breathes, and things that don't

Tanaka: the most competitive person on the planet. first one to puke, but that doesn't stop him oh no his record is 5 before he went blackout what are you even. constantly screaming pls shut up. if you catch him at this specific time he will start philosophizing with you about the meaning of life and the pros/cons of different types of bras as if he knows ANYTGING omfG shut UP!! never makes it home unless he's got a responsible person with him. will pass out face down on the floor, curled up in the grass of a neighbor's backyard, or in the hot tub please supervise him

Ennoshita: a debater, jfc shut UP. suddenly becomes the most opinionated and smartest person in the world. literally converse about ANY topic and he will find a way to fightdebate you about it. can't take the heat though, and will just get louder and more aggressive in retaliation. for your own sanity just nod and smile. will kiss you if you ask though😙 (pls don't) chugs water like a monster, no hangovers here👌just gotta make sure he remembers to pee

Asahi: emotional drunk 100%. you'll find him in the corner sobbing about that person he accidentally didn't get the door for last week one moment and the next he'll be laughing and all giddy it's wHIPLASH omfg. people do tend to avoid him bc he's intimidating af sober but he's basically a gigantic emotional bomb teetering on 2 feet. also, puked once and swore off heavy drinking forever✌️😔rip brother

Daichi: "I'm fine, I swear I'm fine" literally acts like he's sober when he can't even make steady eye contact or keep his weight centered,, boy how many have you had. prefers beer to liquor and mixed drinks bc he likes the "flavor" freakin weirdo. constantly parenting everyone else and will chuck a waterbottle at your head

Suga: LOUD oh my god,, and thinks he's the funniest person in the world. also stirs every pot possible,, such a gossip compulsive liar wow, and will trip someone just to blame someone else and watch the chaos unfold sipping his horribly mixed cocktail. once Tanaka just walked up to him and he keeled over laughing and to this day no one knows why. changed Ryu's life tbh. great flirting game though tbh I hate him. will be very real w you in terms of advice though, doesn't hold back so be careful

Kiyoko: she doesn't actually like being drunk. when she's quiet and vibing, an absolute queen🙏 the kind of person you can chat with at a party easily bc the alcohol does loosen her tongue and relaxes her! you'll never catch her slipping though (she's such a wine & old fashioned drinker though wow just realizing this) will let you cry on her shoulder and will hold your hair back 💞

Yachi: SUCH a happy drunk omg. never stops smiling and gets super giggly about literally EVERYTHING. you gotta watch her though bc girlie will start freaking out on a dime but just tell her about a rabbit you saw on your way to a cafe the other day and she'll be good. BEST hype girl omg she's a cheer squad by herself,, even if you just said you made it to class on time "im just *sobbing* so proud *more sobs* you're just so TALENTED" needs some reassuring sometimes

🧡🖤