#all the photographers are like yeah nah i cant be posting this

[skitskatdacat63]

It's just still brainrotting me so badly, LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?!?!?!?!

[clumsyclifford]

you are the taste of something sweet (and i’m tangled in the sheets)

hi i couldnt sleep so i wrote sleepy morning jalex and now i still cant sleep so im posting it. at 6am yes yes move on

this takes place in the same ‘verse as all hung up like i was on you (tumblr link), the fic based on t-shirt by thomas rhett. it might be better to read that first but if u dont feel like it then all u need to know is alex is a middle school teacher, jack has an office job, they are boyfriends yeah that’s all

this is fluffy fluff and i don’t think there are even any tws on it so!! fun for the whole family. (i mean there’s swearing but. at this point it’s a given)

title from holly (would you turn me on?) absolutely chuffed as they say to be finally using that as a title. just totally stoked i cant lie

read it here on ao3

Later, when Alex is more eloquent, he'll say that Jack is golden.

Or, no. More like Jack takes golden light and weaves it into something new, some gleaming…well, something. The point is that later on Alex will have the words, but right now he doesn't.

Right now, he just has the picture, but what a beautiful picture it is.

Jack is still asleep. Alex doesn't fault him, since it's Saturday and he's only just woken up himself, even though the clock has informed him it's half past noon and the sun is already high in the sky. Alex could move. He could get up, pull on some sweats, and shuffle into the kitchen to make some mid-afternoon coffee and brunch (breakfast eaten at lunchtime). Sure. He could.

But God, Jack is so gorgeous.

It's been a little while since Alex has had the opportunity just to watch Jack sleep. He watches Jack whenever he can, watches him shouting at the Orioles on TV (because honestly they could not possibly have chosen a less competent team to back), watches him pore over documents Alex still doesn't quite understand the nature of, watches him when he drives Alex home, windows down, breeze ruffling through his clothes and hair, singing terribly along with whatever early 2000s pop punk song happens to come on shuffle. It's so easy to watch him because there's always something to see; Jack is motion manifested, always on, always shifting like ripples in water, never quite the same on a second glance. 

But now, though. Now is special. Moments like these are special, because for once Jack is still, and what a stunning still photograph he makes. Long eyelashes over sharp cheekbones, dark hair contrasted against the white pillowcase, the blanket falling just low enough that his left shoulder is exposed, ink from the tattoo sprawling over tan skin. Alex could drink it in for the rest of his life, and he doubts he'd ever grow tired.

It must be a few minutes, but Alex is happy not to keep track. Eventually Jack stirs, and his eyelids twitch before he opens his eyes, slowly. When his gaze meets Alex's, he smiles, lazily.

"G'morning," he says huskily. The sleep hasn't cleared from his voice. Alex hopes it never does. 

"Morning," he answers.

"Time?"

"Don't ask." 

Jack breathes a tired laugh at that. "How long you been up?"

Alex feels a smile playing at the corners of his mouth. "Ten minutes, maybe."

"And you've been just sitting here watching me sleep?" Jack's eyes flutter shut as he smiles. "Creep."

Alex can't help it; he reaches out, fingertips landing on Jack's face, thumb tracing underneath his eye. "You're so beautiful," he murmurs. Jack exhales quietly, happily. "I love waking up with you." Wish I could do it every day, he means.

They haven't discussed it, but maybe it's time they do.

"You're not so bad yourself," Jack says warmly in return, but he doesn't open his eyes. 

Alex drags the pad of his thumb down Jack's jaw, then brushes over his cheek with the plane of his index finger, taking his time to trace the outline of the most beautiful face he's had the good fortune of falling in love with. Jack doesn't move, and his halfway smile doesn't waver as Alex smoothes his thumb over Jack's lips. "My Jack," he says softly. In the sanctuary of this morning, from the golden boy at the end of Alex's fingertips to the promise of sunshine and coffee when they finally get up, it's easy to add, "I love you."

At this Jack's smile does grow, and he finally opens his eyes. Alex can't even imagine what he sees. A man too far gone for his own good, probably. 

"Wait, say it again," he says. "I didn't get to look at you before."

It's so profoundly Jack that Alex has to swallow back a laugh. "I love you," he repeats, and the words taste like glitter and sunlight and Jack's smile is gold, pure gold.

"I love you too," he says, the most beautiful four-four measure Alex has ever heard, like Jack has somehow figured out a way to twist stardust into language; the shortest love song ever written, just for Alex's ears.

Alex smiles, and he knows he's not half as radiant as Jack when he does, but it's not like he could stop himself. To be in love with Jack is a privilege all by itself; for Jack to be in love with him, Alex thinks he must have been some kind of Odyssean hero in a past life.

"We should get up," Jack finally says, and Alex realizes he's lapsed into silence again, drinking in the sight of Jack once more. "At some point."

"Nah," Alex says. He threads his fingers through Jack's hair and shifts closer, until Jack rolls onto his back and Alex can lean over him, arms braced against the pillow. "I disagree."

"Oh, well, in that case," Jack says dryly, but he hasn't stopped smiling since his eyes opened to meet Alex's.

"We should stay here forever," Alex suggests. He ducks down and presses a kiss to Jack's cheek, and Jack giggles. "We should stay here," and he drops another kiss on Jack's other cheek, "and never go anywhere," his temple, "or see anyone," his nose, "or do anything else forever," and he starts trailing kisses down the line of Jack's jaw.

"We'll both be fired," Jack says pragmatically.

Alex shakes his head. "Don't care. We'll become hermits. I'm pretty sure hermits get a monthly check from, like, Hermits United."

"I think you watch too much Doctor Who."

Somehow this startles a laugh out of Alex, and he pulls away for a moment to look Jack in the face. "But you got the reference, so who's the real geek?"

When Jack laughs this time, Alex feels it vibrate against his lips where he's leaving soft kisses down the line of Jack's throat. "Oh, God. This is my worst nightmare. You've made me a Doctor Who fan." Then, "If anyone was going to corrupt me, of course it would be you."

Alex pulls back again, smiling in the gleaming light of Jack's fond look. "I hardly think Doctor Who is how I'm going to corrupt you. Didn't I just suggest we both get sacked and hole up in your apartment?"

"That's true." Jack skims a hand up Alex's chest and curls his fingers around Alex's neck. "I kinda liked that idea, though. Tell me more."

Alex hums. "Well, I can promise you it will involve a lot of this," and he dips down to kiss Jack on the lips, slowly, intently, savoring every second, committing the taste to memory in case anyone ever asks him what sunlight tastes like. 

Jack smiles against Alex's mouth, so Alex moves back just a breath. "I'm convinced," Jack mumbles. His fingernails scratch lightly at the back of Alex's neck, at the ends of his hair. "I'm in. Let's do it."

Alex chuckles and lowers himself down, kissing Jack again with absolutely no intention of stopping, and Jack lets him, and after a moment Alex thinks of something to say that requires breaking the kiss, so he does.

"Move in with me?" he asks.

Jack hums. "You should move in with me," he says. "All your shit is here anyway, and I live closer to your school."

"Sounds like you've thought about it."

"I have," says Jack. "A lot. I've been thinking about it for a long time."

Something about that makes Alex's heart skip a beat. "I'd love to move in with you," he says, a little breathless. "God, I fucking love you."

Jack gazes at Alex, deep, earnest brown eyes as sincere as they'd been the first day they'd met. "Alright, gig's up," he says. "I already said you can move in. You can stop the bribe now."

Alex laughs and hides his face in Jack's neck, barely moving his lips to brush a kiss over his collarbone. "No way, babe. I have weeks of not saying it to make up for."

"Weeks, huh?"

"Yeah, weeks."

"Oh, well. That's alright then." Jack's arms are tight around Alex's neck. "I love you. I'd love you more if you made coffee."

"This love can't be conditional," Alex protests. 

"It's not conditional! I'm just saying if you made coffee I'd love you even more."

"Choosing to believe you already love me the maximum amount," Alex says airily, "but I will make you coffee anyway, because I'm that nice."

Jack sighs contentedly. "You know, I always think I love you the maximum amount," he says reflectively, "but then every day I fall more in love with you. So I'm starting to think there might not be a limit."

Alex's heart skips another beat. That might become a problem if it continues. "Holy fuck, that's romantic," he says, because it is, and then, fervently, "Me too, by the way."

He feels Jack giggle. "Well, I woke up and the first thing you did was call me beautiful. I'm just trying to keep up at this point."

Alex wonders how he ever existed without Jack, and he sends up a silent prayer to whoever's listening that he never has to again. He shifts, rolling onto his side and pulling Jack with him, because his arms are getting kind of tired, and affords Jack a grin. "I meant it," he promises. "You are. So gorgeous. I wish I could just look at you forever."

"But then how would you watch Doctor Who?"

Alex laughs. "Good point. I take it back. I wish I could look at you forever except for forty-five minutes twice a week."

"That's more like it." Jack moves to cup Alex's face in his hand, and his smile is so soft, so quiet, something only for Alex to see. "I don't think I mentioned, but you're also beautiful, Alex. You're just." He sweeps his thumb over Alex's cheek. "I wish I knew more words, or more languages, or something, so I could figure out how to say what I'm trying to say."

And Alex thinks maybe he understands, because if it's anything like what Alex has been trying to say then he knows already there are no words for it in any language. It's not something that gets said; it's a feeling, or maybe a moment, and it's in the room right now, settling like a blanket over them both. "I know," he whispers, letting his eyes close, letting Jack lean in and kiss him gently, leisurely, like they have all the time in the world, and maybe they do.

(Sometime later, Alex will find his best approximations for what they're both grasping at right now. It'll start with I remember when I woke up the morning you first told me you loved me, my first thought was, "Wow, this man is golden," and it'll end with I do.)

[twilightpoison]

Alright so this will contain spoilers for chapters 7 to chapter 21. Also this is unedited and I ramble so good luck reading this lol.

So I wanted to add something to MC. So it was in the other post that we were thinking that MC had photographic memory, but when we panicking THEY WILL NOT REMEMBER ANYTHING. I say this but I’m going to like say that the only time this was not the case when they were in the labyrinth and had to remember how to summon Asmo.

Speaking of Asmo. I said before his was the longest to get but after the end of that night MC would tell him that they were still uncomfortable and to wait for them. Which is were Solomon comes in. The three of them hang out together a lot and that will help MC relax around Asmo more. I give it like a week and half maybe more maybe less. I like to think there are grace periods between the shinanagines. Then when they go back it doesn’t really change? Whether or not Solomon and MC live together is debatable but you bet they all hang out together as much as possible.

SPEAKING OF. Ok have i mention that MC and Solo are like siblings? Like I imagine during the ball when Luci is threatening you, Solomon just steps in like “Hello I am the brother your scaring the baby which is my job.” Then turning around and going “Yeah so lie ignore what he said I’m giving you part of my power to cause shinanagines.” And MC is just screaming internally because they don’t want to but given how these past months went it will actually happen.

I would love to switch topics and bring up something small I mentioned before. MC is the type to not be able to sleep and during one of these nights they probably passed Lucifer’s door to see that the light was still on. So they go the the kitchen, text him if he wants tea, coffee or a snack. Usually its just coffee but MC would take it to him and they exist in the same room until MC feels like they can sleep.

Anyway, we also talked about Satan knowing through his search on the internet about MC’s job, and how he’ll just casually weave it into a conversation leaving MC just confused. He would probably see MC on the same spectrum to him. While he collects knowledge for power MC collects knowledge to feel safe.

During the video game part of his arc, is when they really sit down and actually interact the most. MC giving him the full explanation on why they do the show and the things they learn through their research. They literally spend a whole in game day talking about demonology the others are just in the background like wtf?

YO THE MURDER ON THE TRAIN THOUGH?

BEFORE THAT MC WALKING THROUGH LONDON ONE OF THE BROTHER I THINK ASKED IF THEY WERE HAPPY TO BE BACK AND THIS MC IS JUST LIKE “Oh yeah definitely! Last time i was in London me and Solomon tried to solve a famous murder case! Oh then there was that haunted tavern- *gasp* WAIT ARE WE NEAR COLCHESTER CASTLE?” Their London videos are one of their favorites because i like to think MC is a history nerd sometimes.

Anyway the murder on the train. As Mammon, Luci and Satan are talking about doing things the ‘Demon way’ MC is just like. “Guys I’m and investigator leave this to me!” “Your a paranormal investigator. Let us handle this.” Luci would say but MC just points to Grisella. “THERE IS A LITERAL GHOST AND YALL ARE DEMONS LET ME HANDLE THIS.”

That scene has been in my head for weeks I’m sorry.

Then the horror game prank? Oh hell nah. MC is TERRIFIED. I wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t cry or something. Like yeah they live with demons lol but the fact that magic exists still hasn’t settled in and now that its actively effecting the people they grew to love they are freaking out.

This is getting a lot longer then I had anticipated so I’ll wrap things up and add to these ideas later. If anyone wants me to elaborate on something let me know.

So coming towards the end of the events when Belphie is out and everything. At first I see MC being very wary about getting close to him. But then they see his brothers acting awkward and avoiding him. MC would feel bad, but they cant bring themselves to automatically hang out with him. So what they do is start by just being near him. Not necessarily talking but just being in the same room or near by. Getting used to his presence. Then slowly building up interactions to get to what we see in the game before the belated welcome party/birthday party.

When its time to leave Solomon would probably also stick behind to wait for MC to go home. Each of the brothers would most likely say the same thing as they do in the game but add in something about their job. Like “if you piss any demons off make sure to call one of us.” Or something.

I already talked about how their show would slowly turn into more of a informational show.

SO THE RETURN. Solomon would 100% drag MC to a portal to hell with a handheld camera. He vlogs saying that they are going to go back to hell for a while to there wont be any videos. THEN PUTS THE CAMERA ON THE FLOOR WHILE MC IS JUST LKE “WHAT? EXCUSE ME? I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS!” And disappear on camera.

Solomon before hand had one of their editors (who is likely a demon he has a pact with) upload that and their fans just FREAK OUT. Like I imagine magic messes with human tech so the camera just fizz out and they hear the spell and like that they are both gone.

God this is turning into a full fanfic idea... I should probably write it at this point with how detailed its becoming. ;;;;;

[hcneymilkks]

STRAY KIDS as business owners - maknae line

ayyyyy we back again with the maknae line! 

hyung line 

also my stupid computer crashed on me so i have to rewrite everything all over again im so mad i was almost done 

but anyways lets get to it

HYUNJIN 

wahh prince hyunjin

cute 

need to protect

but also deadly at times 

like bruh 

but anyways 

hes such a good dancer 

^^ maybe thats why he was put in the dance line flora like duh 

so he wants to show off his dance moves 

and what is a better way than to open a dance studio with felix and minho? 

but on top of that i can see him opening up a clothing store 

clothes: unisex

price: reasonable

hotel :trivago 

would also probably open up to online stores as well

oH?! i smell myself cooking up a clothing store au

heh when i stop procrastinating maybe i will 

since he is a dancer ofc he would want to design clothing that work for everyday use and when exercising

fashionable and practical 

probably would dress the mannequins in a style that actually attracts everyone like wow hyunjin stylist 

i lowkey see him asking HWANG minhyun (NU’EST) and HWANG yeji (ITZY) to co-own so he can call it HWANG’S Universe 

LMAOOOOO 

the king, prince and princess come to slay 

HAN/JISUNG

aight so this han with this jisung 

^^ you get han jisung 

or peter han

yall im sorry im stupid 

lemme start 

han jisung, also known as a member or the three membered rap group 3racha, has taken over the music industry and are opening their own music shop 

but what is this i hear? 

han jisung wants to stray away from music for a while 

yes folks, he’s on a haitus to pursue his dreams 

of being a member of stray kids 

WTF WAS THAT LMAO I CANT 

besides the point that 3racha is taking over the music industry, may as well they should just make their own company 

nah but i feel like because jisung was born in that awkward year where he can’t fully relate to 90′s nostalgia but can’t also fully relate to late 2000′s trends, he wants to bring them together

and what better way to do it than owning an arcade? 

ofc add in felix since their birthdays are literally 1 day apart, they would be good business partners 

^^ actually maybe chaotic? 

idk

the name: HannieLee 

or no: HanLee?

LeeHan?

Frecklesrap?

something using their names 

FELIX 

bby

must protect 

tbh the only member i knew when i first got into stray kids lmao i wasnt going to be fully committed 

now i am and im cryin

but as mentioned, jisung and him are going to open up an arcade

but 

how can we forget this boy- i mean man loves his stuffies

has way too many i can count 

so what better way to show it off than to own a stuffie store 

selling the most softest plushies ever

would probably also sell some stray kids designs 

OMG IMAGINE THE LITTLE DRAGON DINOSAUR THINGY CHAN LIKES TO DRAW AS A PLUSHY

CUTEEEEE

Lowkey wanna make one now 

or have it on my shirt 

and then have the words on the back of the shirt “like mate stop procrastinating”

OKAY WAIT I WENT OFF TOPIC 

going back to FELIX 

the store name would want to include freckles 

so um...freckled sky 

wait thats cute good job brain 

probably would also have an online shop too

omg would also have a little place for the kids to just play with the stuffies 

and felix would sometimes join in too if there were no other customers 

im soft 

felix i h8 u because im too soft now 

SEUNGMIN 

bro wtf look how cute he is 

im mf soft 

ughhhhh baby 

this boy has it all 

the looks 

the books

the brains 

the photos 

the voice

so opening up a bookstore/cafe wasn’t that hard 

even got woojin to co-own

kim’s unite!

but i feel like seungmin would also be a photographer 

not physically opening up a store but mostly online 

social media boy in the building 

hint hint, new oneshot coming soon 

will be linked here “university au”

but mostly his works would be posted online for the world to see 

will give physical copies to customers ofc 

but everyone wants a piece of the seungmin 

even scouted by modeling companies to take idols pictures 

ex. DAY6 

probably would have DAY6 photos in the bookstore and on his website because he needs to let everyone know he is a myday 

back to the bookstore/cafe 

if he worked at the cafe he would make a bomb ass caramel macchiato 

I.N/JEONGIN

@ this gif is so me lmao 

i cant its too funny

cute

wat do we do wit u 

so aside from co-owning with minho on the animal shelter

idk what i feel like he would do 

i mean he said he likes children 

so maybe a daycare 

yeah that could work 

idk tbh its kinda hard thinking for jeongin 

because like idk i cant fully relate to him??? even though im only a year older

but i can see it in him that he is good with children 

would try to promote his business to take care of cute kids 

is a master with stopping kids from crying 

will make every kid fall in love with him 

would probably play around with them and be like a kid rather than actually being a guardian who just walks around and watches 

it would be so cute 

and then nap time all of the children would cuddle around him like aweeee 

idk it would just be a cute sight to see 

MASTERLIST

[riptidehoran]

Hi lovers, im typing this from the death pits of my bed as I just woke up from the littest and bestest night of my life with Niall at the Flicker World Tour in Singapore. I’ll try to recall as much as I can about the whole experience from the soundcheck, M&G and the concert.

Soundcheck:

I was right smack in the middle and second row for soundcheck. We were all seated and anxiously waiting for Niall to come out so we were all just casually talking and all of a sudden with no warning whatsoever he just came out along with the band. It really took me by surprise (no pun intended lmao) like this bitch just came out of nowhere and made me tear up shshfdhfjfv. He then said his greetings to Singapore and then started playing On The Loose, You & Me and Fire Away which sounded really amazing everyone were singing and jamming/swaying to the songs. After the songs ended, everyone was screaming and he started covering his ears and had this freaked out look on his face lmao this boy is so dramatic I swear to god we weren’t really that loud ajnjdsncjs. He then started to tell us to calm down and asked us if we watch High School Musical and started to lead the Sharpay breathing exercise lmao.

After everyone quieten down, he started talking about how good it was to be back in Singapore and how hot Singapore is (like literally it’s 31-32 degrees Celsius outside and really humid, the moment I step outside im drenched in sweat idk how I survived in this weather for the past 20 years it’s summer everyday). He even said he played golf at 8am earlier and he felt like he’s having a heatstroke and was drenched in sweat just by standing there and was like “nah I can’t do this can I” HAHAHA. He went like “Jesus how did you all survive in this weather but obviously all of you have climatized to it” and pointed behind him where there were all sorts of drinks from plain water to sweet drinks and how he had to drinks gallons of water to keep himself hydrated. And THEN a fan in front of me told him she was thirsty and HE GAVE HIS BOTTLED WATER TO HER. I think she got freaked out and was just standing still with the bottle in hand and they had a staring contest and Niall said I just gave you me water bottle so you better drink it but she was still hesitant to drink it and then he added “that better not be on E-Bay by 6pm”. Everyone around me started chanting “chug chug chug” and I joined in hahaha and then she started drinking from the bottle.

He then asked us if we were ready for Q&A and everyone lost the plot and screamed their heads off and he covered his ears again until a girl told everyone to shut up and then he pointed to her and said “that’s my girl right there” and that girl just lost the plot and shaking and screaming and everyone started screaming again it was hilarious lmfao. One of his crew then came out with a few coloured post-it notes in hand where we wrote our questions for Niall. One of the questions was if he’d rather win the grammys or the masters tournament, which was a really good qn im honestly curious. He started talking bout how the theatre looks like it’s in the grammys and added “Not that I know how it feels to be there”. But really though, this man deserves a Grammy someone give it to him pls he deserves it so much. Cant even remember if he even answered the qn bc he was talking about nice the theatre is and how he would always research on the venues he’ll be playing. Another qn was something about his guitars. He said that he’s got an old Gibson with him and that he’d play for us later and added that it needs careful attention bc on the road it will always need some sort of repairing and fixing. He then quipped that one of his crew who’s a guitar technician has made guitars from scratch and everyone started applauding and cheering for him even though he was backstage. He started talking about Jake like how you can spend just 2 hours listening to him talking about guitars and 2 hours is not enough hahaha. Another qn was something like how he’s gonna spend his time after the tour. He said that he’ll be chilling for a while and then focus on making his new album but not to expect it very soon as he’s trying to make the right sound for his new album. A fan then quipped that he can take his own time and this boy just cocked his hips out with his hands on his hips and said “oh yeah I’ll take my sweet ass time” jjsbjfidnsjcsdn. Another qn was something like if he remembers any faces during the concerts. He said that he generally remembers the ones in the first few rows and those that have attended a few of his shows. He then added how ridiculous for some fans to come to him and asked him if he remembers them from 2014 dcjdbcjd.  He answered a few more qns which was a blur I cant remember sorry!!! It went by so fast though like 30-35 mins?? Honestly the soundcheck was a blast, he’s so cheeky and sarcastic and sassy and he engaged and interacted with everyone which was so captivating and charming about him im so heart eyes for him.

Meet & Greet:

Right after the soundcheck was m&g which got my heart beating so fast and anxious about. Thank god I was the last few people to go which gives me time to calm down and realign my train of thoughts. When it was my turn to go, I took a peek behind the board and he was right there but he was busy passing a letter to one of the crew a fan gave to him who went before me. I just went straight in and patiently waited beside him and gawking at him because he was just so beautiful and calming to look at fjvdjvjbjdn. Idk why but at that point of time I didn’t feel nervous at all but not until he turned towards me and I had a fucking mental breakdown bc his eyes were so blue it’s so pretty and his face was so smooth and shaved. I was too busy looking into his eyes that I didn’t realise that he smiled at me and pulled me into a hug and asked “how are you you good?” I replied with “yeah Im really good how are you” but I didn’t hear his reply bc I was too busy burying my face into his shoulder and breathing deep into his shirt to smell him ahhhssdfjs. YALL HE SMELLS SO FRESH AND IT REMINDS ME OF A SCENTED CANDLE THAT JUST CALMS YOU DOWN AND MAKES YOUR BODY WARM UP (or was that just me lmfaoooo). The scent isn’t strong at all like I literally had to take a good sniff from his shirt to be able to smell it!!!! While that his arms were around my waist and shoulder and his grip felt SO FIRM AROUND ME. He then pulled away and pulled me into a side hug and we took a picture and I realised that I didn’t wrap my other arm across his front and I quickly did and THEN he fucking put his other arm that was free on my arm that I just wrapped across his front and without even realising I was brushing my hand across his hairy arms ANJCNSJDNC IT’S SO SOFT AND HAIRY YALL UGHHHH. The photographer then took another shot before we pulled away and I turned back to him and started reaching out for the bracelet I made for him and a letter I wrote for him and passed it to him. I told him that I made him this bracelet that was matching with mine that I had on my wrist which has some chakra beads and his initials on it (mine with my initials of course). He was like “aw that’s really nice thank you” and saw the front of my postcard letter (which I managed to squeeze a good 2 pages of what I wanted to say to him) which said “Greetings from the World” and he read it out and thanked me again for the gift. I was about to leave when I asked him for another hug and we went straight for the hug and I started breathing into his shirt again lmao. When we pulled away, I told him he looks so different now that he shaved and I asked him why did he shave bc I love his beard and his sarcastic ass just scoffed and said “oh I shaved it by accident”. My dumbass of course shot him a confused look and said “what do you mean by accident???”  before I left and said hi to mark and he smiled back and said hi :’) I just pray hard that my m&g photo will turn out nice!!!

Below is my gift to Niall!

Concert:

Well we all know the concert was lit I had a blast and I was so proud to be part of the paper houses fan project when he performed Paper Houses. The crowd was really beautiful even Niall was in awe and smiling the whole time and said “that’s beautiful” im sobbing. I cant emphasize the number of times Niall was talking about the warm weather in Singapore too hahaha. Cant help but to feel really touched when he said that he completely understands how expensive concert tickets can be and for picking his show to attend to out of the many tours going on even though he’s said it many times in previous shows. The only thing that he didn’t do during the concert was introducing the band to us which I was really looking forward to but it’s okay it was the best concert experience I ever had!! We stan a legend and talented man :’)

Thanks for tuning in to Farah’s diary entry hahaha peace out!!!

[toasttdaddy]

100 Questions No One Asks Tag? I Guess?

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED?

To be honest I don’t really care if its open or not. 

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS?

Yes! 

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT?

I sleep with blankets scattered on my body, none of them organized whatsoever.

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE?

Nope.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES?

Eh, I’m not sure. I like them, but I prefer my arms to write on. I cant forget my arms somewhere, but I can forget a sticky note.

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM?

Nope.

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES?

A swarm of bees, because bears are afraid of large objects, and run when encountering something large. Im literally a fucking gnome so. 

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES?

A few.

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES?

Very rarely. 

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE?

When people chew loudly. Makes me wanna choke them.

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK?

Yes. By 8′s. I think its a dancer thing.

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS?

Nope das gross.

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS?

Nahhhh.

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING?

25/8

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS?

I used to a little bit.

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK?

Zero. I’m only 15. I’m not about that life.

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED?

I think its a queen or a double? I should know this.

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK?

Would - Alice in Chains

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK?

Hell yeah! 

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS?

Nope. I never did. I had no childhood.

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE?

Probably the Percy Jackson movies. They’re not accurate to the book at all.

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME?

I would bury the treasure in a giant pile of legwarmers.

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER?

Either milk or water.

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN?

Sriracha or ketchup.

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

Black beans and rice.

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE?

Harry Potter

27. LAST PERSON YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU?

HAH. No one. 

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT?

Nope.

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE?

Depends on if people will see my face, and how much photoshop is being used. I hate myself lol.

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER?

Probably uh... Shit I don’t think I’ve ever done that.

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR?

Nope.

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET?

Can’t drive.

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS?

If I can’t drive, I can’t run out of gas.

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH?

Peanut butter and banana.

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST?

Cereal. Of any kind. I actually love Raisin Bran. Don’t shoot me for saying that please.

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME?

Sometime between 10 and 11.

37. ARE YOU LAZY?

Hmm. I dunno. The other day I laid on the floor for an hour. So Yeah. Very,

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN?

I still am a kid. Lets see, I was: A bat princess, a troll, a vampire, a fallen angel, princess belle, a monster high doll, a leopard, a skeleton, and an ewok. Probably more but I can’t remember.

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN?

I think this means this thing? I’m a Leo.

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK?

A grand total of 1.

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS?

Nope.

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS?

Lincoln Logs

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN?

Not really. I just kinda go with what happens because I have too much anxiety to force my opinions.

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN?

Whomst?

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS?

Nope.

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS?

Nope.

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR?

Yeah boi.

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?

Definitely.

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR?

Ye.

50. EVER USED A GUN?

No.

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER?

School pictures.

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY?

Usually.

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL?

Nope.

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI?

Yep.

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE?

Apple pie my dooods.

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?

Veterinarian, Teacher, Archaeologist, and a Scientist.

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?

Yep.

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING?

Yeah its spooky.

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY?

I used to but I gave up.

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS?

No

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE?

No

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED?

Sweatpants and a tank top with a sweatshirt if I’m cold. If I’m not, just underwear.

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT?

Still haven’t gotten to one yet.

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART?

Target.

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS?

Nike.

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS?

Cheetos bitch. Fritos only work when youre eating chili with them.

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS?

Peanuts

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN?

Nope

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS?

For the past 12 years.

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING?

Not really tbh.

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE?

Ye

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE?

Nope. Almost got into the finals of one but I fucked up spelling foreign.

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY?

Yes.

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS?

Nah.

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER?

Noperoni.

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE?

Nope.

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Yep. Right now. Its amazing. 

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT?

Alice in Chains or Shinedown.

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW?

The school chorus in 8th grade.

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA?

Cold tea.

81. TEA OR COFFEE?

Coffee

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES?

Sugar Cookies

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL?

Kind of?

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE?

Yeah, unless im doing a flip or jumping into a pool.

85. ARE YOU PATIENT?

Mildly.

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING?

Uhhhhh I guess a band, but thats most likely expensive af.

87. EVER WON A CONTEST?

Yeah. It was limbo. 

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY?

Nope.

89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES?

I fucking hate olives.

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET?

I can finger knit small tubes... That’s all.

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE?

Living room or bedroom. 

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?

Yeah boi.

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED?

Nah.

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH?

@spacekidkade

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY?

Nope.

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

Nope.

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS?

Tbh I’d rather have dogs. 

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

Deep purple.

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I dont think so no. If so i’ve repressed it.

100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS TAG NEXT? 

@spacekidkade because why the FUCK not?

[batsysims]

100 QUESTIONS NO ONE ASKS

I was tagged by @tickledsims ty ily!!

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED? CLOSED when i was younger my little sister had a baby doll that would talk on its own at night and we called it the demon baby and hooooly shit

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS? i dont take those bc my hair cant take cheap hair products but i do take the soaps!!

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT? i put the mattress cover sheet thingy on my bed but i dont use an actual sheet :/

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE? nah lol

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES? YES i love using office supplies i could spend all day at staples omg

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM? no lol but il save the lil receipt coupons and find them in my wallet months after they expire

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES? hhhhh bees

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES? yep!! i love them its why im scared to use foundation i dont wanna lose em

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES? i either smile or if my moms takin the pic il make a stupid face 

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? i have terrible road rage...... um........... i also hate it when men interrupt me i just walk away at that point 

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK? yeah i pretty much count everything

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS? i dont think so??

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS? def not lmao

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING? i have an eating dance, a drinking dance, and a video game playing dance hahaa

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS? yes ugh it annoys me but i cant stop

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK? at LEAST 0

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED? i think its a single? a single or a twin either way im miserable send help

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK? ummm probably You by Weird Milk?? its the most recent song i added on spotify so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK? yeah def unless its one of those “real men wear pink shirts” like just.... stop

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS? sometimes my sister makes me watch stevens universe?? il watch phineas and ferb too bc honestly who doesnt anime too but not always cartoon ones or w/e

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE? 2001: A Space Odyssey and Daughters of the Dust come to mind

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME? u kno where ;) no how big is the treasure?? if its a lil bit id put it in that drawer under the oven bc my family never uses that but if its BIG TREASURE id hide it in the backyard of the last house i lived in bc a. nobody lives there now and 2. its totally overrun with green bc of like two floods

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER? water! only water ever

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN? honey if theyre mcnuggets but other than that i use honey mustard!

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? chicky parm

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE? honestly Inception is my feel-good movie

27. LAST PERSON, YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU? a lil babu

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT? i was in girl scouts much longer than i ever wanted to be lmao WISH i coulda done BOY SCOUTS

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE? if cash is involved absolutely

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER? aboutttt three months ago!

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR? no but i can watch

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET? when i first got my license yea :( 15 yr olds are dum

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS? twice! very good memories

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH? egg salad gud

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST? the all star breakfast at waffle house yasssss

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME? honestly like 9 since i always have to wake up at 7 in the am but il stay up til 11 if i can

37. ARE YOU LAZY? absolutely when have ACTIVE ppl done ANYTHING

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN? i was usually a cat bc i never could find a costume i liked smh but when i was 2 i went as winnie the pooh lmao

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN? ox!

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK? just english but im tryna learn spanish and japanese and im fluent in french if a two year olds speech patterns can be considered as such

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS? nah

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS? LEGOS lincoln logs are big with nostalgia thoooo

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN? with dumb shit yeah but i usually just dont care enough abt stuff to deal

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN? theyre both old idc

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS? no lol

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? not really tbh i like the adrenaline

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR? if im alone!! nobody deserves to hear that

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? nahhh

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR? when im in the drive thru haaaa

50. EVER USED A GUN? id like to go to a shooting range some time but ive never used one im also very anti gun so i probs would never buy one unless it was a cute lil glock i can handle well

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER? st patricks day it wasnt technically for me tho

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY? not in general but when ppl start obsessing over a certain one for months on end abt a certain time period and certain performers and certain songs and certain people of history i start wanting ppl to die

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL? YEAH I NEVER HAVE MONEY WTF

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI? my sisters obsessed with them so yea but never like. authentic polish potato pockets or anything just a frozen box of em

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE? apple?? im not rly into pie tbh

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? ive wanted to go into law enforcement/criminology my whole life!! for a sec i wanted to be a firefighter, a journalist/writer/poet, and some sort of artist but u know how kids are

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? i tried to find that clip from malcolm in the middle for like ten mins but i couldnt yea

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING? doesnt everyone tho?

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY? no im a bad adult

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS? nah

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE? im not rich!!

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? usually just my undies but when im living with other people il wear a soft shirt and my dc heroes pajama bottoms ayyy

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT? ive never been to one! i was gonna go see metallica in baltimore but i moved before i could smh

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART? walmart sry targets cool but too much money!!! i go there for home things tho does kmart still exist

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS? ADIDAS ive been trying to get a full adidas tracksuit for YEARS

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS? fritos! i like the super hot cheetos tho

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS? peanutsssss

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN? Nope but they must be good im keepin @tickledsims response bc it made me laugh

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS? when i was a lil babu i took ballet and gymnastics a lil later

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING? i hope to never have a spouse  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? yep

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE? ive actually never even had a spelling bee im sure theyre a myth

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY? i think so??

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS? nah

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER? nahhhhh

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE? no but i had a roommate who did i fell in love

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? yeah ok lol so one time when i was a sophomore my french teacher had to use a substitute teacher and hes the reason i believe in love at first sight im STILL in love with him wtf ive also had a bf haha im hilarious

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT? i dont really do concerts so i couldnt say but i think matd would be fun!!

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW? oh my god

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA? hot!!!!

81. TEA OR COFFEE? coffee!!!!!!

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES? i dont rly like either but i prefer snickerdoodles over sugar

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL? i can only do that weird frog swim i forget what its called so no im shit at it

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE? ye

85. ARE YOU PATIENT? if im able to distract myself?? it also depends on the severity of what im waiting on i guess

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING? probs a band i guess i dont rly think abt that kinda stuff sry

87. EVER WON A CONTEST? when i was four i won a coloring contest at the ice cream store

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY? nope im poor 89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES? both are good!

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET? i can knit but i cant crochet

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE? fckn bathroom

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? not rly unless its a partnership longlasting romance stresses me out especially with financial responsibility etc

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED? -20 years

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH? my high school boyfriend hahaaa h,,,,

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY? im an adult sry

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? 1!

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS? nope! lmao i love her tho

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? red but i also like many others??? idk

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW? ummm not rly?? im not close enough to anyone to miss them and those i am close to im able to hang with

100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS TAG NEXT? god uhhh if you havent done it already and want to, @dreambot @nebula-simms @ellowynsims and @pixelbloom

[simsstuffmarie]

TAG / 100 QUESTIONS NOBODY ASKED

I was tagged by the beautiful @yesdarlingsims. Thanks bean 

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED? I have no choice as its a built in wardrobe, and when the carpet men fitted the carpet they did it so the doors cant close!! 

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS? Not usually, because they are awful on my hair

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT? Definitely out!!!

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE? Does a traffic cone count....I wore it on my head like a hat

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES? Only when I’m studying

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM? We don’t really have them in the UK

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES? The bear only wants a cuddle

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES? Only when the sun comes out....over my nose

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES? Not a big toothy smile...I generally smirk

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? People with no manners

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK? I wear a step counter at work to see how much I’ve done

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS? Yep!

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS? Not that I remember

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING? Yeah....when I get a song stuck in my head

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS? I don’t chew them, but I suck the end

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK? I’m female....its not the right week for such activites lol

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED? Double

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK? Despacito....it keeps getting stuck in my head because its always on the radio

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK? Yeah....if it suits them

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS? American Dad and Family Guy....do they count?!

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE? I don’t really know tbh

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME? That’s for me to know and you to never find out

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER? Any liquid

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN? Mayonnaise!!

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? Macaroni cheese

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE? Green Mile...I cry every time

27. LAST PERSON, YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU? William, my one and only

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT I was in the rainbows

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE? Nobody wants to see my body

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER? Nearly every week at work

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR? No, but I can change tyres

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET? I don’t think you can get them by walking

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS? Nope

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH? A ham and cheese salad in garlic and herb pitta bread

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST? A full english breakfast

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME? When I’m tired

37. ARE YOU LAZY? Depends what I’ve been doing all week

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN? Either a cat or a ghost

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN? I think I’m an Ox

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK? English and a tiny bit of Spanish

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS? Nah

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS? Lego....I have no clue what Lincoln Logs are!!

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN? Definitely

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN? Haven’t watched either of them....

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS? I used to watch Eastenders religiously, but I don’t any more

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? Totally! I cried on the London Eye

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR? That’s a must

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? When nobody is in

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR? Yep, because I don’t drive so I’m the annoying passenger

50. EVER USED A GUN? I used an air rifle when I was little

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER? When I did this “modelling” thing

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY? Totally, but they are so good to watch

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL? Only if you’re not organised

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI? What is that?

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE? Cherry Pie

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? ballerina, vet, doctor, air hostess, night club owner, architect 

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? Yep, a lot 

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING? Quite often

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY? I go out daily so I get vitamin D from that

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS? Yep, because I’m cool!!!

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE? Nope, they annoy me

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? Depends on the weather

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT? It was supposed to be a band called 5ive (Five) but they bailed and ended up being a band called Damage

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART? We have none of them

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS? I have 2 pairs of Adidas Superstars

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS? Cheetos!!! 

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS? Peanuts will kill me and sunflower seeds are for planting...

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN? Who?!

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS? Nope

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING? He wants to be an online games streamer

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? Nope....I cant even roll my R’s 

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE? We don’t have them in England

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY? Yeah....when my best friends got married (they are twins and got married a year apart)

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS? Yeah....they are hiding somewhere

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER? Yeah

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE? Not regularly.

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yeah....3rd time lucky

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT? Coldplay

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW? I went to V Festival, so saw loads of different people

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA? Either

81. TEA OR COFFEE? Either

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES? Cookies

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL? Not overly well....I nearly drowned when I was younger so its kinda put me off

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE? Yeah

85. ARE YOU PATIENT? Not if someone is being a knob cheese

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING? Both

87. EVER WON A CONTEST? Nope :’(

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY? No....but I’m not apposed to it 89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES? Neither....they are like salty balls

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET? I’ve tried both and can’t do neither. I can cross-stitch

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE? The front room

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? Yeah....I’m always making plans in my head

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED? I’m not married yet

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH? Oh I changed them every month hahaha

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY? No....I just do it anyway

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Not yet

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS? Defo

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? Oranges, yellows, reds

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW? William, and my friends....haven’t seen them in ages because of uni/work

100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS TAG NEXT? I don’t know who has done this yet but @edgypandasimmer @haleingsimblr @alwaysimming @coliemoon4sims4

[dreambot]

100 QUESTIONS NO ONE ASKS

Tagged by @batsysims thank u love

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED? OK SO listen my closets in the bathroom and at my old house i had a small room so my desk was in the closet sO

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS? I ususally cant use them but yeah i take them anyways lmfao

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT? out ig

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE? not yet

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES? I used the online ones for a while

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM? No but i take them from those dispenser thingies in the market

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES? bear maybe i can TALK SOME SENSE INTO EM

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES? Yes i used to hate them now theyre ok lmao

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES? I hate taking photos 

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? idk everything pisses me off tbh

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK? If im walking rlly far ill start 2

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS? no

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS? I dont do that

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING? nah

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS? yea but usually without noticing 

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK? wouldnt u like 2 kno

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED? Queen?? i think or king. idk. 

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK? Ive been diggin phantogram lately so probably “Black out Days” or “Same Old Blues” 

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK? yeah wear whatever

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS? me and my bf watch stuff sometimes, like adventure time and a few other chill ones

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE? SAW FUCKING SUCKED I WAS SO DISAPPOINTED AND YEA I KNOW IM LATE 2 THE PARTY

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME? I have no idea

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER? Lemonade/cerveza/ anything but water

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN? I’m a vegetarian 

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? idk I drink a lot of coffee tho i know that dsnt count

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE? Scott pilgrim or heathers

27. LAST PERSON, YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU? mi cat  ❤

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT? no

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE? If I was single

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER? Oh gosh, probably never lmao

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR? No im useless

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET? not yet

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS? no but ive come very close

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH? just plain pb is fine 2bh i dnt get to eat fancy things

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST? i love eggs and bagels eee

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME? It changes ALL the time. Today I went to sleep at 6am

37. ARE YOU LAZY? Yeah i guess so i worked out fr a little while

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN? It was always basic bitch things like cats and witches

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN? Dragon

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK? English fluently but I was learning Spanish and Russian

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS? used to have gameinformers

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS? legosss

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN? yes lmao

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN? I dont watch either

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS? nope

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? Yeah like rlly scared 

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR? yeah most of the time 

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? nope

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR? nada

50. EVER USED A GUN? No, but I wanted to go shooting. Due to certain circumstances I wasnt allowed by law to use a gun for some years

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER? uhm do those school ones count

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY? some of them r good, others r a little too much. Wicked was good, the one with green day and heathers is probably good but i nede 2 watch it

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL? Yeah I hate buying ppl stuff

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI? Noooooooooo 

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE? IDK most of them i love pie

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? I wanted to be an artist than an animator for a long time but now im older i woudl like to be a forensic pathologist but an attainable goal would most like be a barista/pet groomer

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? no srry

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING? yes i had it at the sme time as someone else it was freaky

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY?

I used to but i gave up

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS?

no i wear socks all the time

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE? no

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? whatever i wore that day lmao

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT? Marilyn Manson/ Smashing Pumpkins

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART? Ive never been to a kmart i dont know where a walmart is but i luv target lmao

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS? IDK whichever one is more ~aesthetic

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS? i like hot cheetos

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS? sunflower seeds

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN? Nope but they must be good im keepin @tickledsims and @batsysims response to keep the dream alive

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS? Yes i was in dance lessons for a few years and performed a lot

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING? whatever he wants 2 do lmao

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? no

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE? I thought they were fake honestly

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY? i think

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS? no but i rlly want 2

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER? i plan on buying one soon

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE? no I cant be arounf scents/ fragrance rip

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? im in love right now  ❤

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT? The front bottoms r my everything

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW? only been to one so marilyn manson/smashing pumpkins

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA? hot

81. TEA OR COFFEE? coffee I LIVE OFF COFFEE

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES? sugar cookies ive never had snickerdoodles

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL? i can swim OK

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE? yes

85. ARE YOU PATIENT? depends

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING? band but i dont rlly care tbh i dnt like weddings

87. EVER WON A CONTEST? a few times and i cant remember any of them lmfao

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY? not yet, maybe one day 89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES? black

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET? i can knit but i cant crochet rip

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE? living room?

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? Yes im in love w my boyf  ❤

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED? negative none

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH? I didnt rlly have crushes 

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY? kinda

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? god no

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS? no no no

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? blue

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW? i dnt miss anyone rn i can talk to the ppl i care abt atm

100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS TAG NEXT?

any1 who wants to do this 

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100 Questions tag thing.

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? closed. my closet is not used for clean clothing. 

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? if my mom tells me to 

3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? tucked in but sometimes my sister sleeps on my bed and somehow undoes everything

4. Have you stolen a street sign before? yeah

5. Do you like to use post-it notes? i like using them when i have them

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? yeah they are usualy for fast food joints but im just too broke to buy fod lol

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? uhmmm... im assuming i wont die so ill say bear because thats much more bad ass

8. Do you have freckles? I do!

9. Do you always smile for pictures? depends who is taking the picture 

10. What’s your biggest pet peeve? when im in the car and i get no say in the music. sorry but like... i want a say i dont wanna listen to some sad rock. 

11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?  yeah lol

12. Have you peed in the woods? no

13. Have you ever pooped in the woods? no

14. Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? uhm if im alone yeah 

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? nope

16. How many people have you slept with this week? 1

17. What size is your bed? twin

18. What is your song of the week? Julia - Charly Bliss

19. Is it OK for guys to wear pink? YES

20. Do you still watch cartoons? yeah, i have a three year old sister 

21. What is your least favorite movie? uhm....that ive seen , probably the hunger games, just not my thing

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? in a cemetery w a fake tomb stone ontop

23. What do you drink with dinner? water or if im at a restaurant i get Shirley temples

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? sweet and sour sauce or ketchup

25. What is your favorite food? sushi and poke bowls

26. What movies could you watch over and over again and still love? Rocky Horror Picture Show and Scott Pilgrim VS the World

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? i smooched my dad on the cheek before going to bed last night but on the lips was my bf

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? nah

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? depends on how much im getting paid and if i look good lol

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? I wrote my dad a fathers day card but a letter that i shipped in the mail was like... sophomore year or something to my at the time boyfriend.

31. Can you change the oil on a car? HA no

32. Even gotten a speeding ticket? cant drive yet

33. Even ran out of gas? when i was in the car with my dad

34. What’s your favorite kind of sandwich? a hoagie. its like roast beef, turkey, and chicken w lettuce tomato and red onions w mayo and mustard. its so good

35. Best thing to eat for breakfast? depends on the mood. i like grits and eggs or sometimes i want like blueberry pancakes

36. What is your usual bedtime? 3-4 am

37. Are you lazy? yep

38. When you were a kid, what did you dressed up as for Halloween? Lots of things, i was a hobo, a bat, a cat, snow white, a pirate, a witch, a puppet, and a whole bunch of other shit

39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? Tiger

40. How many languages can you speak? English and a little chinese

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? no 

42. Which are better: LEGOS or Lincoln Logs? uhm i played with lincoln logs more but i like legos more, theres more things to make

43. Are you stubborn? yeah 

44. Who is better: Leno or Letterman? i dont really care about talk shows

45. Ever watch soap operas? my mom watched one but idk what it is

46. Are you afraid of heights? im more afraid of falling to my death

47. Do you sing in the car? YES

48. Do you sing in the shower? YEP

49. Do you dance in the car? you can dance in a car?

50. Ever used a gun? nah

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? idk my mom is a photographer so probably last year for fathers day

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? eh they can be lol

53. Is Christmas stressful? yeah bc my family that lives close hates us and we HAVE TO GO and it sucks

54. Ever eat pierogi? what is that

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? i love it all 

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? a florist, astronaut, vet, aaand president  

57. Do you believe in ghosts? yes 

58. Ever have a deja-vu feeling? alot lol

59. Do you take vitamin daily? No, theyre expensive 

60. Do you wear slippers? no

61. Do you wear a bath robe? nope

62. What do you wear to be comfortable? Leggings and hoodies or teeshirts

63. What was your first concert? idk lol i went on tour with my dad when i was like itty bitty so my first concert was prob one of his, but the first one i remember was when i went to go see good Charlotte and sum 41 

64. Walmart, Target or KMART? i like target 

65. Nike or Adidas? i havent worn either so idk 

66. Cheetos or Fritos? BBQ FRITOS or crunchy cheetos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower Seeds? Ui like sunflower seeds

68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? no?

69. Ever take dance lessons? i took three weeks of ballet when i was a baby 

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? uh idk lol

71. Can you curl your tongue? i can double curl it :^).

72. Ever won a spelling bee? i cant spell for shit

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yeah lol i cry a lot

74. Own any record albums? i have a million bc of my dads record collection but i have a few of my own

75. Own a record player? my dad does

76. Do you regularly burn incense? no my parents are stoners so they light them lol

77. Even been in love? Yeah

78. Who would you like to see in concert? panic at the disco, bruno mars, and Charly Biss

79. What was the last concert you saw? I saw the regretts at the echo.

80. Hot Tea or Cold Tea? hot when im sick and cold when im not

81. Tea or Coffee? tea

82. Sugar Cookies or Snickerdoodles?BOTH

83. Can you swim well? eh im okay

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes

85. Are you patient? usualy

86. DJ or Band at a Wedding? uhm probably a band idk

87. Ever won a contest? yeah a few art contests and one poetry contest

88. Have you ever had plastic surgery? no... i wanna get my nose fixed...

89. Which are better: Black or Green Olives? BLAFT i dont like either

90. Can you knit or crochet? uhm i cross stitch

91. Best room for a fireplace? the bathroom duh, lol ive had fireplaces we just dont use them ever so i dont really care

92. Do you want to get married? yeah one day, i never really wanted to a while a go but i kinda want to now.

93. If married, how long have you been married? not married yet 

94. Who was your high school crush? uh.. i dated a few people in highschool so mu crushes changed all the time

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? No lol

96. Do you have kids? no but i am always babysitting my 3 year old sister so its like i have a kid lol

97. Do you want kids? maybe

98. What is your favorite color? uh dark purple and black 

99. Do you miss anyone right now? yeah...

100. Who are you going to tag to do this tag next? no one lol. do it if you want

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☀ 100 questions no one really asks ☀

i was tagged by @batsysims , thank you ! 😊

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED?

i sleep with it closed !! it’s mainly so one of my younger sisters doesn’t go in there tbh 

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS? i’ve never actually stayed at a hotel so no djghdfgbd

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT? out?? whenever i do sleep with a sheet on my bed, because i tend to not remake my bed so i generally sleep without a sheet for a while which i know isnt good for you so im trying to break that :/ 

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE? i considered it once, bc i was walking to my friends place on new years eve and i saw a street sign that fell in a storm , and i almost took it.. except i still had 10 more mins until i got to her house , and i didnt want to have the possibility of getting caught . also ?? idk how  i wouldve brought it home on the bus 

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES?  y e! but i dont use them enough ngl 

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM? nah, but my mom does that v often . and i often have a bunch of coupon reciepts / punch cards from different places that i always forget about 

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES? hhhhh bees

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES? i have a few !! primarily on my arms and legs, and a few on my face,, i never really had many until last year 

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES? yes?? im p bad at smiling for photos tho ngl 

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? when someone asks me to do something, and then i say sure.. and then they repeat it like 2 mins later and im like.. fa m, now i dont wanna 

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK? sometimes ! a lot of the time i end up focusing on not stepping on cracks tho?? idk it’s a weird habit i started sometime last year that im trying not to do 

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS? nah

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS? nah 

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING? sometimes yeah ! i tend to if im dancing with one of my siblings tho , like just grabbing their hands and making them dance with me 

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS? yupyupyupyup :/

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK? 0 x 0 = 0 

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED? a single? i dk it’s small and sucks ng l 

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK? u  h h h  h h h  , probably are we there yet?  - ingrid michaelson 

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK? yupyup! ! ! 

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS? yup ! voltron is actually currently one of my favorite shows , but i also watch su and several other cartoons ! i also watch anime when i feel like it but not as often as i used to 

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE? minions 

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME? idek ?? defos not anywhere in this town that’s fo sure 

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER? depends ! sometimes water, sometimes milk, sometimes juice. but generally i try to avoid drinking anything while eating and have a drink afterwards

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN? i usually dont dip them in anything , but depending on my mood: mayo or ketchup 

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? pizza ! 

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE? u h h , titan ae , the fifth element, any barbie movies and more tbh 

27. LAST PERSON, YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU? i cant remember? i probably kissed my brother on the forehead but idk 

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT? nope

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE? if cash is involved absolutely

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER? i wrote a letter in my friends’ birthday cards. 

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR? nope : /

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET? djhsd i dont even have my G2 yet and cant even drive so o o 

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS? nope 

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH? meat, pickles, and cheese 

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST? toast + chocolate milk 

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME? 11 or 12 (altho my sleeping schedule has been fucked for the past week) 

37. ARE YOU LAZY? lmao yeah 

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN? i was once a goth fairy, a dead nerd and a lady bug ! those are the ones i remember off the top of my head fgjfdgd 

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN? tiger ! 

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK? i can only speak english, but i have a vague understanding of french 

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS? nope

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS? wtf are lincoln logs  update: i’ve never played with lincoln logs in my life so legos 

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN? very

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN? ?? idk 

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS? when i was younger and my mom would ,yup 

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? very ! 

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR? yup ! often when me and 3 of my friends hand out we will drive around and listen to musicals + other music ! 

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? if im listening to music yuppers ! 

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR? same as 47 ^ 

50. EVER USED A GUN? nope

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER? last se

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY? sometimes, but i still really enjoy them so !! 

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL? oh boi yeah, esp because of all the kids in my house + my mom’s family, and this year i’ll be dog sitting around that time so this year is gonna be f u n 

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI? not authentic ones, but yeah ! altho im allergic to potatoes so i dont eat them v much at all anymore 

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE? i dont like pie actually :/

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? i always wanted to be a teacher ! since like grade 3, but now i want to be a graphic designer , but tbh being a history teacher would be fun as well ! 

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? yeah i do 

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING? all the time 

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY? nah :/  i probs should lmao 

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS? nope 

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE? nah 

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? usually just my undies but when im living with other people il wear a soft shirt and my dc heroes pajama bottoms ayyy

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT? justin bieber in grade 8 i think ?? 

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART? walmart bc there’s no more targets in canada.. otherwise, target

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS? niether 

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS? cheetos... idk what fritos are lmao 

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS? neither tbh 

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN? no 

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS? i wanted to but never did “/

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING? idk ?? 

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? i dont think so ? 

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE? i think i was in one once?? but i dont remember it ?? did i win who knows

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY? oh yeah boi 

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS? nope,  but my dad owns a lot !  

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER? my dad does ! 

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE? nah, but my mom does ! 

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? i think so? ? 

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT? real friends, hanson, set it off and more tbh 

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW? same as 63

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA? hot!!!!

81. TEA OR COFFEE? coffee!!!!!!! !! ! ! ! ! !

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES? sugar cookies !! 

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL? nah lmao im shit 

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE? yup

85. ARE YOU PATIENT? depends ! im p patient with kids, but have no patience when it comes to being late or waiting on someone. 

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING? band probs

87. EVER WON A CONTEST? i once won a 4ft cat in the hat from my local short stop when i was 4 

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY? nah  89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES? neither 

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET? i learned how to crochet once?? but i forgot it so neither lmao 

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE? livingroom or bedroom 

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? sort off? ?

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED? no

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH? uh  h h  m  , currently crushing on someone actually lmao 

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY? no?? 

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? nope 

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS? yup ! ! 

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? pink !! ! ! ! !  !

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW? sort off?? i miss my old best friend and i feel sort of disconnected rn with everyone

100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS TAG NEXT? uhhh , idk who’s done this so i guess @geekmoodlet @maimouth @applezingsims @simprising @shook-sims if you’ve already done it then just ignore this ! ! ! 😝

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100 Questions No One Asks

I was tagged by no one lol

The questions and answers are under the cut because wow lol that’s a lotta questions!

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED?

Closed bc I’m scared of the dark

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS?

noo I have a sensitive scalp and am usually allergic :/

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT?

out. I a sleepy burrito c: 

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE?

No but some of my friends keep a collection in their room at college. Signs, traffic cones, etc XD

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES?

I like buying them lmao

6. DO YOU EVER CUT OUT COUPONS BUT NEVER USE THEM?

Not usually

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES?

I’m not sure... I’m not allergic to bees so those I guess.

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES?

Yis on my face and arms and legs :3

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES?

Situationally :p

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE?

I mean does misophonia count bc i have that so noises kill me

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK?

I count in fours sometimes when I’m going up or down stairs and if it isnt even by 4s I get a lol uncomfortable D:

12. HAVE YOU EVER PEED IN THE WOODS?

I mean yeah I live in the middle of nowhere

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS?

God no

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERE’S NO MUSIC PLAYING?

Always

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS?

no I click them

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK?

One, but nonsexually.

17. WHAT IS THE SIZE OF YOUR BED?

Queen.

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK?

Kiwi by Harry Styles bc fuck yeh

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK?

I mean, it’s not up to me but I say yes so

21. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS?

I watch Steven Universe :3

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE?

I don’t know tbh

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME?

My basement

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER?

Water

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN?

HONEY MUSTARD

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

Masted potototos

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE?

I don’t watch movies much tbh

27. LAST PERSON, YOU KISSED/ KISSED YOU?

My best friend, who I also share a bed with

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT?

I was a girl scout from 2nd grade through 9th :3 (so age 7/8-13/14)

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE?

Sure thang

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER?

God I have no idea

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR?

No but I cant drive eiher

32.EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET?

^^

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS?

^^^

34. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWHICH?

I like pastrami

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST?

I eat cereal

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME?

Usually like 12-2am I wish it was earlier but insomnia

36. ARE YOU LAZY?

Definitely

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN?

The green carebear, a zombie popstar, a three headed cat, I can’t remember many more tbh

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN?

Tiger

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK?

1 and then like .5 spanish and like .1 ASL and .1 French 

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS?

No

43. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS?

Legooooo

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN?

I can be

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN?

I’m to young to really have watched either and I dont rlly watch tv just netflix

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS?

No

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS?

Not like actively but I do get anxious if I’m up high and I look down

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR?

Yes all the time

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?

Only sometimes

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR?

not really

50. EVER USED A GUN?

I’ve used a bb gun does that count?

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKE BY A PHOTOGRAPHER?

By myself? like not for school? never. In general I think the last time we did a family picture I was 6 or 7 and I’m almost 19 now

53. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY?

They can be but I love them

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL?

Yes very but I love it

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI?

YES!!! FAVE

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE?

I prefer pumpkin

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?

Marine Biologist, Zoologist, Teacher

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?

Eh

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING?

So much

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY?

No but I should

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS?

No

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE?

No.

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED?

usually boxers and a comfy shirt

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT?

I saw Panic! At The Disco at a free local concert. That’s the only one

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART?

Target always

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS?

Nike

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS?

Cheetos

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS?

Sunflower seeds

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN?

No

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS?

Nah

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING?

I mean I havent thought about it abstractly

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE?

YESSS

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE?

No

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY?

Yeh

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS?

I wish

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER?

^

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE?

no

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

yeh

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT?

Ed Sheeran or Halsey

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW?

See above

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA?

Cold

81. TEA OR COFFEE?

Coffee

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES?

Sugar cookies

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL?

I mean besides asthma I can well enough

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE?

Yeah

85. ARE YOU PATIENT?

Not really

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING?

I’ve never really thought about that either

87. EVER WON A CONTEST?

Not that I know of

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY?

No

89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES?

Neither ew

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET?

Both but I’m much better at crochet

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE?

Living room

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?

Probably

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED?

N/A

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH?

I had like 900

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY?

Not anymore lol

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

no but i have a dog

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS?

I’m p ambivalent tbh

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

blue

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RN?

oh yeah

100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS TAG NEXT?

no one since i was not tagged, if you wanna do this consider yourself honorarily tagged

[thecuddlerr]

Oh Look...a wall of text.

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

Open

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

No but I do use them if I don't have my own lol

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

Outttt

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

I have not

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?

Meh not really

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

Lol this reminds me I had a coupon in my car for months that I just found yesterday while cleaning so yeah

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

BEAR no matter how it turns it I think it would be a cool story lol

8: Do you have freckles?

Nope

9: Do you always smile for pictures?

Nah

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

When ppl tell me to do things I'm already doing

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

Yeah sometimes especially when I'm walking up stairs

14: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?

Nah

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

Ew no

16: How many people have you slept with this week?

This WEEK? lol none..???

17: What size is your bed?

Queen

18: What is your Song of the week?

Lightning by secret band I can't wait to hear more from them

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

Sure ??

20: Do you still watch cartoons?

I was just watching gravity falls earlier lol

21: Whats your least favorite movie?

Idk? There's a lot

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

By my dad's house maybe

23: What do you drink with dinner?

Usually water or green tea

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

Sauce ? Bbq mostly

25: What is your favorite food?

Pasta I'm always messing around with different recipes when I cook

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

A star is born. Baby driver. Scott pilgrim? Nick&norahs infinite playlist.. Anything with a good soundtrack

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

Noo

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

Nope

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

Last year I think?? I wrote a letter to a friend but lost it before I could send it lolol

31: Can you change the oil on a car?

I can do lots of things on a car lmao

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

Oh god..yes 🙄

33: Ever ran out of gas?

Multiple times yes

34: Favorite kind of sandwich?

Grilled cheese 👀

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?

Egg

36: What is your usual bedtime?

10p-3a lol

37: Are you lazy?

Sometimes I guess..

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

Batman? There was a year I dressed up as some kind of native warrior or whatever like when I was five but everyone thought I was pocahontas lmaoo

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

Doggo

40: How many languages can you speak?

1

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

Nope

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

Wtf are Lincoln logs

43: Are you stubborn?

Ye

44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?

Neither ?

45: Ever watch soap operas?

Nah

46: Are you afraid of heights?

Yep

47: Do you sing in the car?

All the timeeee

48: Do you sing in the shower?

If I'm home alone hah

49: Do you dance in the car?

If the songs dancy👀

50: Ever used a gun?

Yeah

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

Uhh 3 years ago?

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?

Yes and I love them

53: Is Christmas stressful?

Not at all? Just lonely for me hah..

54: Ever eat a pierogi?

Dont even know what that is

55: Favorite type of fruit pie?

Cherry I guess

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

I wanted to be a firefighter when I was smol

57: Do you believe in ghosts?

Yeah I do

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

A lot but not as much recently

59: Take a vitamin daily?

Not anymore

60: Wear slippers?

No

61: Wear a bath robe?

Nope

62: What do you wear to bed?

Bed clothes...?

63: First concert?

Uh 2009 I think I saw system of a down

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

T-t-t-t-TARGET

65: Nike or Adidas?

Adidas

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?

Cheeeetos

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Sunflower

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

No

69: Ever take dance lessons?

Nope

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Hmmm..... acting 👀

71: Can you curl your tongue?

In one way or another maybe

72: Ever won a spelling bee?

I don't think so

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Yessss

74: Own any record albums?

Like vinyl? I have a few

75: Own a record player?

I do but it's old as h*ck so I dont use it

76: Regularly burn incense?

I used to lol

77: Ever been in love?

A few times

78: Who would you like to see in concert?

The 1975 😭😭

79: What was the last concert you saw?

Dance gavin dance at swanfest

80: Hot tea or cold tea?

Hot

81: Tea or coffee?

Tea>>>

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?

Wut?

83: Can you swim well?

I cant swim at all lmaoo

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Maybe ?

85: Are you patient?

Yeah sure

86: DJ or band, at a wedding?

Both!

87: Ever won a contest?

Yeah I won some weird things at some point

88: Ever have plastic surgery?

No

89: Which are better black or green olives?

I like both so idk

90: Can you knit or crochet?

I wish I did

91: Best room for a fireplace?

Yes

92: Do you want to get married?

At some point yeah

93: If married, how long have you been married?

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

Lol no

96: Do you have kids?

Maybe 👀👀👀 ....jk no

97: Do you want kids?

Probably

98: Whats your favorite color?

Blueeee

99: Do you miss anyone right now?

Yes of course like all the time

Wow I didn't think I'd do them all so quick quick..oop 😶

[angelixii]

do 1-98 on the question thingy

 oof ok

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?- definitely closed

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?- nah

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?- out

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?- uhmm why would I?

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?- maybe just a little c;

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?- don’t think i’ve ever cut out a coupon ever so no

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?- uhmmmmmm swarm of bees?

8: Do you have freckles?- nah

9: Do you always smile for pictures?- yes cause its weird if you don’t and it makes you look mad when you aren’t :c

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?- oH when i’m talking to someone and they are too ‘busy’ doing something like being on their phone and completely ignoring me c:

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?- nah

12: Have you ever peed in the woods?- I might have when I was littler, but not that I can remember

13: What about pooped in the woods?- I seriously hope not

14: Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?- not really no

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?- ew no my school is extremely gross and im slightly a germaphobe (it’s not too bad) so no

16: How many people have you slept with this week?- UHM

17: What size is your bed?- twin I believe

18: What is your Song of the week?- uhm i’ve been listening to Stray Kids - Mixtape #1 all week so ig that XD

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?- is that even a question? (of freaking course)

20: Do you still watch cartoons?- same answer as the last quesiton C:

21: Whats your least favorite movie?- I haven’t even watched it but the emoji movie ..

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?- uhm idk but if I told you it wouldn’t be hidden anymore so c;

23: If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size?- ima girl and its 38C

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?- either ketchup or nothing (depends of the type of nugget)

25: What is your favorite food?- chicken!!

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?- oof probably The Maze Runner series or The Greastest Showman (id also cry over and over c:)

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?- cant tell you if its never happened srry

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?- nah not my thing

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?- hell no

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?- ..

31: Can you change the oil on a car? - ..

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? - ..

33: Ever ran out of gas? -..

34: Favorite kind of sandwich? - C: a dorito sandwich (literally just doritos on bread) (ikr so healthy)

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? - pancakes with syrup and butter c:

36: What is your usual bedtime? - oof

37: Are you lazy? - I think my last url answers that one (kassidyislazy)

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? - uhm i still dress up heh but normally animals

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? -  year of the chicken i believe

40: Are you horny? - NO NO NO I DONT LIKE THIS QUESTION

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? - im not even sure if i get this anymore or not but National Geographic Kids (idc if im 80 im still reading this magazine)

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? - idek what lincoln logs are so legos

43: Are you stubborn? - mayyyyyyyybbbbbeeeeee C:

44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman? - im sorry idk what this question is talking about

45: Ever watch soap operas? - yeah no

46: Are you afraid of heights? - maybe a little c:

47: Do you sing in the car? - all the time

48: Do you sing in the shower? - all the time

49: Do you dance in the car? - if its just me and my sister and im hyper

50: Ever used a gun? - i really hope not too unless its like at a shooting range

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? - uhhh picture day?

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? - no not really but depends on the musical

53: Is Christmas stressful? - as a 13 year old no

54: Ever eat a pierogi? - im sorry what?

55: Favorite type of fruit pie? - ive never had any other pie except pumpkin (ik i live under a rock it sucks)

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? - animal vet, zookeeper, and photographer

57: Do you believe in ghosts? - eh never seen any so idk

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? - all. the. freaking. time.

59: Take a vitamin daily? - haha no

60: Wear slippers? - do flip-flops count?

61: Wear a bath robe? - nah

62: What do you wear to bed? - either t-shirt and leggings or shorts

63: First concert? - haha i like this question ._. (never been to one)

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? - Walmart definitely

65: Nike or Adidas? - oof probably Nike

66: Cheetos Or Fritos? - BBQ fritos for the win

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? - never had sunflower seeds so peanuts

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? - uhm no

69: Ever take dance lessons? - hA no

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? - nope

71: Can you curl your tongue? -  yes?

72: Ever won a spelling bee? - possibly in like 2nd grade but idk

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? - many many times

74: Own any record albums? - nope

75: Own a record player? - nope

76: Regularly burn incense? - nah

77: Ever been in love? - c: with people i know ill never have yes

78: Who would you like to see in concert? - C: Bts Stray Kids Got7 Exo Monsta X...i’ll stop now

79: What was the last concert you saw? - c:

80: Hot tea or cold tea? - neither

81: Tea or coffee? - neither

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles? - snickerdoodles

83: Can you swim well? - i mean kinda?

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? - uhm yeah

85: Are you patient? - hA no

86: DJ or band, at a wedding? - hmm idk

87: Ever won a contest? - no i dont think so

88: Ever have plastic surgery? - nope and certainly dont plan on it

89: Which are better black or green olives? - how about neither

90: Can you knit or crochet? - nope

91: Best room for a fireplace? - oof idk

92: Do you want to get married? - i mean yeah

93: If married, how long have you been married? - hA

94: Who was your HS crush? - aint been there yet

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? - used to as a kid

96: Do you have kids? - uhm no

97: Do you want kids? - not now

98: Whats your favorite color? - dark blue

Oh my that took way too long and i know who sent this ask thank you so much my friend C:

[portmack]

bored n sad

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED?- idc

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS?- no

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT?- out i hate when theyre in 

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE?- no

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES?- i like them as bookmarks and sometimes ill have to do lists on them

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM?- occasionally 

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES?- bear 

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES?- no

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES?- eh

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE?- when people are late

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK?- all the time

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS?- probably

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS?- no

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING?- eh

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS?- no

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK?- 0

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED?- twin xl

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK?- new york by st vincent

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK?- sure

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS?- yeah

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE?- idk

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME?- my bank account

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER?- water

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN?- i dont eat meat

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?- croissants 

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE?- foodfight (2012)

27. LAST PERSON YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU?- nah

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT?- no

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE?- not at the moment

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER?- yeah

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR?- i cant even drive

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET?- no

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS?- no

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH?- not a fan

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST?- pancakes

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME?- anytime

37. ARE YOU LAZY?- not really 

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN?- idk

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN?- boar

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK?- uh the closest to being fluent was italian but i used to be able to half speak spanish and latin

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS?- used to have a fourfourtwo one but not anymore

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS?- legos

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN?- only when im right

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN?- idc

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS?- no

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS?- no

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR?- no

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?- no

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR?- no

50. EVER USED A GUN?- no

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER?- senior pictures in high school

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY?- yeah 

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL?- yeah

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI?- not since i was like 6

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE?- i dont eat pie

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?- soccer player or vet

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?- eh

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING?- sure

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY?- not currently

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS?- no

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE?- no

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED?- usually sweatpants and a tshirt

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT?- not counting music festivals i think owl city/maroon 5/vv brown

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART?- target

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS?- abibas

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS?- pringles

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS?- i dont like either

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN?- idk

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS?- we had to take a dance class in 5th grade and we learned choreography to a high school musical song

 70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING?- no

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE?- yeah

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE?- no

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY?- yeah

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS?- several

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER?- yeah

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE?- no

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?- hm 

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT?- tbh ive seen all my favorite favorite bands i think, but maybe hop along

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW?- saintseneca/yuck

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA?- coffee

81. TEA OR COFFEE?- coffee

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES?- either

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL?- well enough

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE?- yeah

85. ARE YOU PATIENT?- you could say that

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING?- im not a fan of weddings

87. EVER WON A CONTEST?- yeah

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY?- no

89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES?- i dont eat olives

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET?- no

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE?- no room

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?- not really

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED?

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH?- someone that turned out to be a hardcore republican but i didnt know that at the time

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY?- no

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?- i have dogs

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS?- no

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? - bue

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW?- not really

Tell me the 3 best things about you.- im reliable, thats all i can think of

On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents?- they werent strict with me because i was well behaved and did well in school so probably like 1-2

Who was your worst teacher? Why?- my ap english teacher probably

Who was your favorite teacher? Why?- i like my archaeology professor

Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great?- idk

Who are the 3 greatest living musicians?- joanna newsom

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?- everything

What was your favorite toy growing up?- idk

Name 3 celebrities you most admire.- i dont really care about celebrities

Name a celebrity you think is lame.

What accomplishment are you most proud of?- i guess being about to graduate college

Which of your friends are you proudest of? Why?- not really sure who considers me a friend anymore

What’s the most beautiful place you’ve ever been?- barcelona

What are your 3 favorite movies?- foodfight, foodfight, foodfight

Which historical figure would you like to be?- dont care

What’s the right age to get married?- whenever you want to

Tell me 3 things you remember about kindergarten.- i could probably name at least half my classmates

What paper that you’ve written are you most proud of?- ive only written 3? maybe 4 papers all throughout college and im not really proud of any of them they were just assignments to me

What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?- black raspberry or nutterbutter

What’s your favorite holiday?- im not a holiday guy

If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?- i basically already do that

If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?- thats a good question but im not gonna answer it

What’s one choice you really regret?- several choices i made around age 13

What’s a great book you’ve read recently?- i havent read a real book in a few years :-(

Do you feel like a leader or a follower?- more of a leader

If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?- why are you a rat

What’s the most courageous thing you’ve ever done?- not die

Who would play you in a movie of your life?- me

If you could be an Olympic athlete, in what sport would you compete?- idk i guess soccer or tennis maybe snowboarding 

If you had to live in a different state, what would it be?- ive lived in 3 states

What living person, other than family members, do you most admire?- hm

What has been your favorite family vacation?- honestly probably random places in Pennsylvania thats vague but those are usually fun

If you could choose your own nickname, what would it be?- idk

Who is the funniest person you know?- some guy from high school

What’s your favorite thing about one of your grandparents?- my grandma is wild

Do you ever talk to yourself? When and what do you say?- not out loud 

When you’re having a bad day, what do you do to make yourself feel better?- suffer 

What’s your favorite smell in the whole world?- i cant smell well my nose doesnt work

What do you think is the greatest invention of all time?- computers

Using one word, how would you describe your family?- mess

Would you rather win an Olympic medal, an Academy Award or the Nobel Peace prize?- nobel but not the peace prize

What’s your favorite time of day?- afternoon

What’s your favorite season?- fall

What’s the one food you could never bring yourself to eat?- i dont eat most things

If you could ask the President one question, what would it be?- fuck you

If you could pick a new first name, what would it be?- theres a couple i have in mind

What’s your dream job?- i wish i knew

Cake or pie?- cake

What’s the best part about having siblings?- someone to play vidya games with

What is the scariest movie you’ve ever seen?- i dont watch scary movies

If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?-italy

What is your favorite family tradition?- we dont have many

Who’s your celebrity crush?- eyes emoji

What trait do you like the most about yourself?- hm

What are you good at?- school

What fictional character do you wish you could meet?- theres a long list

What’s the first thing you do when you get home from a trip?- sleep

Would you rather spend five days exploring Disney or New York City?- disney since i live near nyc and hate it

Whose parents do/did you wish you had?- what

If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose?- probably an electronics store

What personal trait has gotten you in the most trouble?- im kind of blunt without realizing it idk if thats a personality trait

Who is your favorite athlete?- who do you think

Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?- i was close to the latter already

What do you like to do on a rainy day?- sleep

What is your favorite thing about the beach?- idk the beach makes me sad these days

If you could be anywhere else right now, where would it be?- asleep

What is your favorite Disney movie?- lilo and stitch

If someone made a movie of your life would it be a drama, a comedy, a romantic-comedy, action film, or science fiction?- dark comedy 

Name a product or service you love so much that you’d happily be that company’s spokesperson.- probably none

If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different profession, what would you want to do?- i wish i knew

What’s the worst thing you did as a kid?- something i deeply regret

What is your favorite day of the week?- thursday

Which super power would you like to have and why?- shape shifting

3, If you were a bicycle, what part would you be?- the brakes

4If you were a t-shirt, what colour would you be and why?- black

[washedouteyes]

ok here we go! all 99 questions from the “unique question” asklist for anon. i love you, whoever you are

i really hope this read more works

1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 

closed. have to keep the gays in            

2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?    

depends how nice they are          

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? 

out. i kick            

4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?      

i wish        

5:Do you like to use post-it notes?         

i guess?    

6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?      

no        

7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?  

gimme the bear            

8:Do you have freckles?     

ideally        

9:Do you always smile for pictures?            

no, but im socially obligated to  

10:What is your biggest pet peeve?          

when people are condescending!    

11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk? 

during anxious days            

12:Have you ever peed in the woods?         

yes    

13:What about pooped in the woods?           

probably  

14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?        

yes. my default dance move is “dumbass”    

15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?    

definitely. someone had to physically take my earbud out of my mouth last week          

16:How many people have you slept with this week?    

my small stuffed elephant doesn’t count          

17:What size is your bed?    

full?          

18:What is your Song of the week?

cut a hole by radiohead              

19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?      

why is this a question? yes?        

20:Do you still watch cartoons?    

on occasion           

21:Whats your least favorite movie?    

never really hated a movie because i have a fairly good instinct for knowing what im going to like, but i guarantee if it has guns, the american flag, and plot device women im probably not going to like it          

22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?   

throw that shit in the ocean          

23:If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?       

no      

24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?   

ketchup?          

25:What is your favorite food?       

i love instant noodles and i am sorry      

26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?    

donnie darko       

27:Last person you kissed/kissed you?

love you mom              

28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout?      

yes        

29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?   

my body is gross           

30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?  

hnggh... a year ago maybe? i gotta change that            

31:Can you change the oil on a car?      

i cant drive        

32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket?     

i cant drive        

33:Ever ran out of gas?       

i cant drive      

34:Favorite kind of sandwich?          

the edible kind? no mayo    

35:Best thing to eat for breakfast?          

cereal    

36:What is your usual bedtime?    

it probably averages around 1 or 2 am          

37:Are you lazy?     

very        

38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?      

a vampire (consisting of plastic fangs, jeans, white shirt turned backwards to hide the snowflake on the front, and a cape that was way too small)        

39:What is your Chinese astrological sign?     

no        

40:Are you horny?               

no

41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions?     

i am poor        

42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs?           

legos? i guess?  

43:Are you stubborn?        

very      

44:Who is better...Leno or Letterman?           

what  

45:Ever watch soap operas?  

nah            

46:Are you afraid of heights?      

nah        

47:Do you sing in the car?    

all the time          

48:Do you sing in the shower? 

all the time but doubled and echoing loudly off tile            

49:Do you dance in the car?     

occasionally         

50:Ever used a gun?  

yeah            

51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?        

no      

52:Do you think musicals are cheesy?     

la la land is a beautiful movie        

53: Is Christmas stressful?  

i am broke and i have seven friends, so yes            

54:Ever eat a pierogi?     

a what        

55:Favorite type of fruit pie?    

pie is nasty and thats the tea          

56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?        

a chemist? and i think a zookeeper at some point      

57:Do you believe in ghosts?

yeah              

58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?     

more than ever        

59:Take a vitamin daily?     

im supposed to        

60:Wear slippers?          

catch my feet being cold as fuck     

61:Wear a bath robe?         

no, what a luxury    

62:What do you wear to bed?  

underwear n oversized tee            

63:First concert?       

twenty one pilots

64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?  

target is the superior capitalist             

65:Nike or Adidas? 

i havent exercised since 1879            

66:Cheetos Or Fritos?     

fritos are made out of desert sand and corn        

67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?   

sunflower seeds. cronch          

68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

no              

69:Ever take dance lessons?  

yes            

70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?     

soul reaping! ha ha ha        

71:Can you curl your tongue?     

no, but i can flip it upside down        

72:Ever won a spelling bee?    

second place. my school then proceeded to spell both my first and last name wrong          

73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy?     

trees was a 50/50 of sad and happy        

74:Own any record albums?  

nah            

75:Own a record player?       

i wish!      

76:Regularly burn incense?      

on occasion        

77:Ever been in love?        

i think?      

78:Who would you like to see in concert?

glass animals again would be sick, the neighbourhood and possibly idkhbtfm? which might happen actually              

79:What was the last concert you saw?    

glass animals! they’re fucking fantastic live          

80:Hot tea or cold tea?      

ice ice baby        

81:Tea or coffee? 

both are good!            

82:Sugar or snickerdoodles?   

sugar          

83:Can you swim well?    

not at all          

84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?   

yes!          

85:Are you patient?  

hmnggh... not really            

86:DJ or band, at a wedding?   

i was a flowergirl once but i fucked up the wedding so          

87:Ever won a contest?     

poetry        

88:Ever have plastic surgery?

no              

89:Which are better black or green olives?     

olives are for the weak        

90:Can you knit or crochet?  

does making rainbow loom bracelets count            

91:Best room for a fireplace?    

living room          

92:Do you want to get married? 

ill get back to you on that if im still alive in about 5 years            

93:If married, how long have you been married?  

no            

94:Who was your HS crush?        

no      

95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? 

i think... sometimes            

96:Do you have kids?      

no        

97:Do you want kids?        

no      

98:Whats your favorite color?      

i would say black but then everyone tells me its not a color so        

99:Do you miss anyone right now?   

a lot of people