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lemon-wedges · 5 months ago

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The last version of this post got nuked by tumblr so i tried cropping it a little more lol. lets see if this one survives

"an unfortunate side affect of sleeping with the king I guess...."

uncropped version on my patreon

#dungeon meshi #kabru #laios touden #labru #honestly a lot is lost if u cant even see him get pounded #but this is all i can offer for now #the art of a lemon wedge

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chloesimaginationthings · 7 months ago

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FNAF Gregory easily could of defeated Chica like this

(Based of @/CenoCrocodile post)

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #fnaf gregory #glamrock chica #security breach #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #IT WAS TOO sour for her :(#I’ve done this lemon joke like AGES ago so it’s fun to do it again #Gregory played around too much to get Chica’s voice box #it was this easy all along promise #it’s a cheat code he didn’t know about #idk what chica did to deserve her fate #she liked pizza and was girlypop and they killed her for it #one day hopefully justice for glamrock chica 🩷

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engravedlives · 8 months ago

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misc band graphics stamps

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centaur-dreaming · 7 months ago

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NUMBER ONE?! NUMBER FUCKING O N E?! ON TUMBLR?! T U M B L R ? !

#Jesus Christ man #Kendrick Lamar #Drake #drizzy drake #diss track #like what even. I was shocked when it was at 9th but number 1? number 1 on the lgbt fandom obsessed site where we listen to mcr Radiohead #lemon demon tv girl girl in red k-pop and all of that shit but it’s Kendrick who trends no 1. what FUCKING reality. What reality man…#like that #euphoria #6:16 in la #meet the grahams #not like us #rap #ive also just noticed that my post is one of the headliner ones lmfao (fourth one in)

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popcorn-ceiling-chickemn · 5 months ago

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I can't wait for Jean to spit out the most devastatingly encouraging and positive rhetoric during exy matches in with the most venomous bite as he has to hold back his Raven habits. Meanwhile Jeremy hearing Jean say things like "have a winning day!", or "good job on your foot work!" To their opponents like he's spitting curses and his racket tight in his fists with a face like he's about to knee cap them and remove their spleen with Jeremy standing on the court heart eyed and about to get checked into a wall because he's too busy watching Jean and forgot he has the ball.

#aftg #all for the game #nora sakavic #tsc #the foxhole court #the sunshine court #jean moreau #jeremy knox #listen #i think it would get Jeremys motor going #i feel like hes got a thing for malicious compliance #he's like #hahaha hes trying to be nice but hed still kill a man and thats kinda hot #he'd be sitting next to lila watching jean squeeze a lemon over something and he'd just sigh abs be like “i need him to choke me #in like a sexy way #Jeremy is down bad okay

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sun-marie · 1 month ago

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"Tempting, though."

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intistone · 2 months ago

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Why baby bill so orb

He no triangle he orb

he is orb

#fr tho it’s just how I draw him #I thought it’d be infinitely funnier and the comments on this creechur go from cheese ball to lemon to wet breadcrumb and I lose my shit #the orb gives me so much joy I love him dearly #bill cypher #big bro bill au #gravity falls #gravity falls au #baby bill cipher #bill ci the triangle guy #bill ci the demon guy #bill ci the all seeing eye #bill cipher #the book of bill #gravity falls bill #tbob #tbob spoilers

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krysmcscience · 6 months ago

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The Lamb is malicious in a funny way and the Goat is funny in a malicious way. No, I will not elaborate.

Anyway, everyone give thanks to the Lamb for interrupting what was sure to be a very boring and patronizing PSA from their grouchy cat hubby. Truly, they are doing God's work. Granted, the Lamb canonically is God now, so, uh. Mostly they're just doing their own work.

Speaking of their grouchy cat hubby, yes this is absolutely still Narilamb, Narinder is 100% into his goofy-ass spouse always no matter what and we all know it, he just wasn't expecting his brand new adopted kid to share the same single goofy-ass brain cell as the Lamb. :)

#fanart #comics #cult of the lamb #cotl #narilamb the goat AU lmao #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #cotl goat #did i look up a photo of billy the kid to base the goat's outfit off of?#i plead the fifth your honor #for real tho guys #rams and lambs are for sheep #for goats you want bucks and billies #or if you're afabing your goat - does and nannies #(tho to be fair ram IS sometimes accepted for male goats also? instructions unclear on that front tbh)#also don't worry - i am never gonna be all YOU GOTTA USE THESE TERMS OR YOU'RE DUMB AND BAD #it just kinda makes me giggle when i see mixed up animal deets #don't even get me STARTED on cat deets tho lmao #if i had a nickel for every time i saw a fanfic writer give narinder a knot #i would have two nickels #which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice #at least the one where he was a wolf instead of a cat because the author didn't KNOW he was a cat made sense LOL #yeah i'm over here outing all the lemon fics i read idgaf #if you know which fics i'm talking about you can't even judge me anyway cuz we both been at the same devil's sacrament #i should go to bed

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bunnieswithknives · 14 days ago

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erm can we see more deer dale he's so silly

Deer Dale!!! Now with full antler face like I initially intended but could not figure out how to draw at the time

#you get a healthy mix of silly and horrific body horror with this one #fop #fop nature au #fop a new wish #dale dimmadome #dev dimmadome #fop dale #fop dev #body horror #art #digital art #fanart #wanted to do some mini frames of deer dale sort of like deliriously nuzzling dev #but since hes ya know covered in antlers Dev is just sitting there terrified that if he makes one wrong move hes gonna get skewered or wors #(that wouldnt happen often btw he'd be mostly too scared and erratic for that but i thought it would be a nice one off visual)#its kinda an apt summary of their relationship tho i think #even if hes not malicious. even when hes trying to be as gentle as he knows how hes still hurting dev or almost hurting dev #I think about the ep where Dale mentions his time in the lemon factory implying that hes trauma dumped to dev about it before #like my man. your son is not who you should be loading that information on to. get a therapist.#all this to say that i do think deer dale tries to avoid hurting dev and even tries to be comforted by him but like..#you are like a 400 pound animal blindly stumbling around covered in spikes #you cant tell your own CHILD you dont love them and then expect them to take on the burden of comforting you #again hes not fully there when hes a deer but this is all very metaphorical or whatever

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crunchy-rocc · 1 year ago

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three of them

@anon-lemon

#its like the two of them image but three of thwm #my art #aftg #all for the game #allison reynolds #dan wilds #renee walker #sorry this took so long …. first time i drew them it looked weird and i gave up for the day lmfao #renee having those long pieces may be weird but that doesnt matter #there is a reason. hard to explain though so i wont #peace and love on planet earth #anon-lemon

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opens-up-4-nobody · 9 months ago

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I want to like tea so bad. How can I possibly hate all the tea I've tried???

#i mean its impossible that i hate all tea right???#im gonna get back into trying teas. i bought some lemon ginger tea today. i dont like the taste and it makes my teeth hurt #maybe peach tea next???#blueberry tea maybe???#i dunno. im not sure id like the flowery teas #i tried huckleberry a few weeks ago and also didnt like that #sigh. maybe im not built for tea #unrelated

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lemon-wedges · 5 months ago

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British Prosecutor who's been locked in a room for 10 years eating nothing but crackers and wine finally allowed to know what food tastes like.

#barok van zieks #ryunosuke naruhodo #the great ace attorney #baroryuu #the art of a lemon wedge #AND ITS DONE #[party emoji]#ngl the reason i was able to finish this is cause #i saw one of those ace attorney pieces where its all the defense attorneys and prosecutors together and....barok wasnt there u_u #and i got sad #ahaahaha #so here we are #holy shit this is more saturated that it looked in clip...hmmm

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blasterb0t · 12 days ago

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🙋‍♀️@victorzhuzhakin

Finished my cheeseball while drawing this

#my art #digitalart #transformers fanart #transformers #maccadam #megastar #silly #I LOVE CHEESEBALL I LOVE BEING MIDWESTERN ANS MAKING CHEESEBALL AND LEMON SHAKEUPS🤤#please be my friend (pathetic)#<- lighthearted #<-joke #obsessed with these designs I’ve been thinking of old men yoai all day while trying to think up poses

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plistommy · 7 months ago

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Dustin: Why are you being such a dick, Steve?!

Eddie: Yeah, man. What’s gotten into to you?

Steve: Well obviously not you, Eddie!

[pause]

Dustin: HUH?!!!

Eddie, pushing Dustin out of the room: GO EAT YOUR LUNCH!

Dustin: IT’S 8PM—

Eddie: EAT IT!! *slams the door*

#Dustin: WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT #Eddie: JUST GET OUT DUDE I GOT THIS #😭#Poor dusty bun having to put up with these idiots all the time #steve harrington #eddie munson #dustin henderson #steddie #stranger things #stranger things 4 #incorrect quotes #lemon #ish #steddie fandom #steve x eddie

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lemonduckisnowawake · 1 year ago

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You know, it's a tragedy that there are no (or very little) Vampire x Christian stories out there, not for angst or theology or forbidden seductiveness or whatnot but for the sheer comedy of it all. I mean, the Christian would technically be immune to all of the vampire's shenanigans, like for example...

Vampire: Fool, I am the most powerful vampire in the West. Nothing but the force of an entire holy temple could even deign to scratch me Christian: Idiot, I AM a holy temple. 1 Corinthians 6:19, fear me and the Spirit inside that can burn you to ashes

#this thought was brought on by a conversation i saw on the km shea discord #and also my need to theologize everything #it would be so funny to me too if we added the fact that the human Christian was also anemic #(not because anemia is funny. especially not if it's chronic. just the fact that the vamp couldn't bite the human)#truth be told it doesn't even have to be a romance to me. just a chaotic comedy duo #lemon duck quacks #lemon duck tales #yeah this is funny #for the words!#one day i will write all my deranged supernatural story ideas that involve way too much Christian imagery and comedy #but for now....#anyway how to make the most unbiteable human that you cannot help be drawn to as a modernized vamp?#Christian and likely chronically iron deficient #i am very sorry if this is offensive #but you know #vampires

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