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[puppetmaster13u]

Batman Au where the Waynes are a Gotham-based branch of the Addams family

[benbamboozled]

So i am only dipping my toes into batfam thing (like i read the webcomics and know a bit of comics stuff through tumblr osmosis but that's it and i am so sorry) but i think i like the idea of Jason and Tim dynamic being "looks unhinged but is actually a bit normal especially all things considered and you might agree or disagree with them but you certainly understand where they are coming from" vs "looks normal but are actually fucking insane. Like love what the fuck is wrong with you, why the fuck are you doing whatever bullshit you are doing? Who hurt ypu? What do you mean you had a Normal Childhood, this isnt a Normal Childhood Behaviour?" (Jason@Bruce: Look at him! Look at what you did to him!!! He tried to clone his bff 99 times! He is missing a spleen! Bruse, very tired: He came like That™)

YESSSS YES YES!

Personally, I firmly believe that Jason’s *gestures to everything in his life* has led him to have a bedrock sense of “Done With All Of This” that makes him…actually pretty normal outside of cape/bat business.

Like…if Jason had been able to have even a slightly more stable home life, I think he would have grown up to be a pretty normal guy! (Probably not a race car driver, but maybe a librarian.)

MEANWHILE…enter Human Disaster Tim Drake. This kid HAS NEVER and WILL NEVER be normal about ANYTHING. I honestly think the whole “traumatized at 3 years old from witnessing Dick Grayson’s parents’ brutal murder” backstory isn’t even necessary, because 1) I fully believe that Tim would just…do things, and 2) he doesn’t need backstory trauma because his entire life after becoming Robin is just one long Trauma Conga Line of PAIN.

Basically, so much yes to Jason being on paper the Weird One and Tim being on paper the Normal One…but that being quickly dispelled by everything they say and do.

(And so much yes to Jason quickly being totally dismayed by Tim’s *gestures to all of him* once they’re on friendlier terms. Tim just blithely mentions aspects of his Robin life and Jason is full *chuckles nervously* “what the fuck???”)

[mkarchin713]

the Addams family goes to visit Gomez’s cousin in Gotham.

Snippets -

Gomez: Such a lucky boy my cousin, his parents where murdered right in front of him.

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Grandmama: I do hope that butler of there’s is still around. If I kill him I get his recipe book.

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Wednesday: ….

Cass: …

Wednesday: I believe we will get along fine

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Fester to Tim: I heard your kill count just reached triple digits. I am so glad that homemade napalm worked out so well.

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Batman Au where the Waynes are a Gotham-based branch of the Addams family