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[nottsangel]

i usually HATE HATE HATE piss kinks

but....pisskink!theo lowkey makes my pussy WET

like imagine cuddling w him and he just doesnt wanna get up cuz hes so comfy so he just yanks your panties down and pisses inside you, and then cockwarms you so "none of it goes to waste"

or holding it while he pees, but you get so mesmerized you aim it into your mouth instead of the toilet, and he just watches you with a smug grin, knowing you're his dirty girl

or you pissing all over him cuz he doesnt allow you to get up to go pee in the morning while cuddling. and he comforts you while you cry cuz youre so embarrassed :((

GOLDEN SHOWERS WITH THEO 🙏🙏🙏

LITERALLY ANY KIND OFF PISS KINK THEO 🙏🙏

🌷🌷

me whenever someone comes into my inbox and starts the ask with “i usually hate piss kinks BUT…”

[nomaishuttle]

ordered sonic.... yay

[hufflautia]

I sureeeee as hellll would love that Huff x Sly flower pot story to go on,,,, no pressure though,,,, just write three lines every time you feel bored or something,,,, I'm just offering ideas,,, but love ittt love everything you write,,,, it makes me wanna have a sly guy,,,, love you xoxo

thank you!! also im pretty sure the person who gave me the idea didnt have what i wrote in mind, they probably meant that sly and huff were already a couple and those were just their professions; i thought the anon meant that sly and huff just met. rn im googling the difference between a nurse and a doctor bc that would change the story a lot. EXCUSE ME PREVIOUS ANON, IS IT ALRIGHT IF I CHANGE SLYTHERIN’S PROFESSION TO DOCTOR? i have a lot of things in mind for that and it would kind of help the story develop; i hope you dont mind! anyways anon i love you more <3 and now i shall continue the story:

slytherin retraced their steps and successfully found the flower shop. they looked through the window and saw hufflepuff who had their back turned to sly bc they were rearranging some flower pots at the counter. 

sly walks in and huff, who heard the bell jingle from the top of the door, turns around to greet the first customer. huff’s smile wavers just a little bit, because they recognize sly from yesterday, and they’re thinking, “oh jeez are they gonna yell at me”

“What are you doing here?” “You don’t look pleased to see me.” “Well you weren’t pleased yesterday either.” 

sly nods shamefully and says that they came to apologize for bumping into huff and breaking all their pots. huff smiles at the apology like this

lmaoo oh my god i love this picture its so funny thats me whenever i see someone i kinda know but dont really know. ok, back to the story, huff’s smile isnt exactly like that, its similar but more nicer, like very appreciative 

huff nods appreciatively and says that it’s ok. 

sly reveals what they were hiding behind their back; its a yellow flower that they took from the front of the shop before they came in and huff smiles. 

“For you,” sly says, handing it to huff. huff furrows their eyebrows and examines it. “Where did you get this?” “From the front” 

huff shakes their head and laughs. “Thank you for this lovely flower that you took from my shop,” they say jokingly; “you’re welcome”

huff gestures at sly’s outfit; they’re in uniform for work. “You’re a doctor?” 

sly looks down and nods. “yea, it’s hard but nothing i can’t handle.” 

“Are you usually busy?” Sly frowns and thinks. “Sometimes. Why?” 

Huff swallows hard and looks down, fiddling with their fingers out of nervousness. “I was just wondering if you had any free time to get some coffee with me.” They were attracted to Slytherin’s easy-goingness and goofy smile, and they wanted to get to know them better. 

sly widened their eyes bc they didn’t expect that and they’re very surprised; if they’re being honest, they were thinking about asking hufflepuff out because there’s something about their pleasant and gentle smile that made their heart squeeze a little. 

huff takes this as a bad sign, thinking that sly is about to reject them, and says, “we don’t have to if-” 

“No, we should.” sly says that a little too quickly and they clear their throat. “i mean, we can.” 

huff smiles hopefully. “How about tomorrow?” Sly nods and smiles back. “It’s a date.” They exchange contact info. 

the bell jingles; a customer came in. sly turns around and looks back at hufflepuff. “I’ll see you later” “Looking forward to it.” 

huff watches as sly leaves and they look down at the yellow flower, smiling. they feel a squeeze in their chest as they help the customer bc they cant stop thinking about tomorrow

ON THEIR DATE

Their date is very nice, bc they learn more about each other and realize that they have common interests. their coffees go cold bc they spend most of the time talking. 

sly walks huff back to their house and silence finally falls upon them as they look at each other, standing on huff’s doorstep. “That was fun” 

sly smiles. “it was” 

huff's eyes flicker down to sly’s lips. 

sly notices this bc they were looking for any sign, ANY SIGN THAT IMPLIED THAT HUFFLEPUFF WANTED THIS AS MUCH AS THEY DID! 

sly immediately steps closer and softly pulls hufflepuff in for a sweet kiss (that sounds a bit weird, i don’t mean pulled as in yanked. imagine slytherin wrapping their arms around huff’s waist and pulling them in slightly, leaning in for a kiss)

when they finally pull apart, they’re both breathless and very very happy

huff and sly get together after a few more dates. 

being a doctor is very stressful for sly because its hard work. hufflepuff makes them feel a lot better; their sweet lavender and flowery smell puts sly at ease and they bury their face into the crook of huff’s neck whenever they hang out at home (i forgot to mention that they move in together after a certain point) 

huff doesn’t earn that much money from the flower shop, and sly finds out that huff has a dream to become a world-renown chef but they never felt motivated to pursue it 

sly motivates huff to pursue their dream and huff decides to do it. huff tests out new recipes at home (they shall achieve their dream in the future and they dont have to worry about money anymore)

before meeting hufflepuff, sly was always ordering take out bc they dont have time to cook since theyre a busy doctor. with hufflepuff, they’re exposed, for the first time in a long time, to homemade food 

huff teaches sly how to cook; sly finds cooking very therapeutic and it takes their mind off from stress from work

their house is filled with nice and yummy smells

sly cooks for huff for their birthday, and its a very well-made dish and huff is very proud 

OK THE END THOSE ARE ALL MY IDEAS! actually nvm, i have one more but its small: 

on their wedding day, they exchange flowers that they brought for one another. it was completely unintentional and they hadn’t planned it but during their vows, huff held out a green flower and sly laughed at it incredulously before revealing a yellow flower that they were hiding. tears brim and they smile at each other with all the love that they could muster from their hearts

they lived happily ever after

THE END <3  

ok that is all, i hoped you liked reading that! i might do this more often. if anyone has any other requests for mini fics, pls feel free to tell me in the asks box! also, i’d appreciate if they were only slytherin x hufflepuff bc i dont know enough about other interhouse romances. i liked writing this, it didn’t take as much effort as the slytherpuff series so its easy breezy! anyways love u all thank u and goodbyee