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THE SUN BETTER FUCKING SHINE ON THEM AGAIN I JUST SAW HEMSWORTH & HIDDLES CHAIRS FOR DOOMSDAY


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"you are one of gods strongest soldiers" i say, not even believing in either of those institutions
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the work is mysterious and important, and that's why we've severed this tuba player
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oh my god so much shit. oh my god. helena is performing eating disorder rituals previously unheard of. helly is back and she's the biggest cunt she's ever been. miss huang is getting shipped off. gretchen cheated on dylan with dylan so now dylan wants to kill dylan so she tries to break up with dylan and dylan kills himself. milchick is winning the cunt off this ep. drummond gets humbled. devon is bringing the hardest big sister energy it's possible to exude from one person. burving almost kiss part 2. jame eagan probably nevermind I can't say that. innie mark goes outside again. AND THE MACRODATA REMAINS UNREFINED ❤️
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The “mad scientist” trope is becoming a lost art, kudos to severance for embracing it so gloriously. She shows up, she kills people, she (probably) stalks you, she steals your snacks and moves into your basement, she’ll do experimental brain surgery any time any place. And she’s kind of adorable. God bless.

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brainfog girlies make some noise if you're fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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John Turturro on working with Christopher Walken in Severance.
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i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.
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Nothing will ever be funnier than the 0.5 footage of Kayvan Novak from the episode where Nandor flies to space I’m sorry
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when cobel finds out helena had sex with mark s. and then helly had sex with mark s. and then helena stalked mark scout after a succulent chinese meal, she would be foaming in the mouth
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she just watched him eat fried rice with his fingers
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Dylan’s a deadbeat, Mark’s dead, Helena’s insane, Burt’s evil, Milchick’s slipping, Irving’s fucked, we are COOKED but at least Devon is bisexual.
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yo i found the photo used of sambucky in brave new world

it’s from D23. i knew i recognized it from somewhere
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