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[strawbnie]

les amis as dramatic things i've done

enjolras: told my mom i wanted to "ruin my life rather than be controlled by my father forever" just because i didn't want to make a professional phone call out of anxiety

combeferre: livetexted a friend while watching the narnia movies all the reasons why i have beef with the general consensus of the pevensie siblings' hogwarts house sortings

courfeyrac: on our year 11 field trip i was talking with my friend whom i had a crush on but had repressed and his mom called and he was talking to her so sweetly and before he hung up he said "take care, i love you mom" and i literally only then realised i was in love with him so i got up and said "ok gotta go" in a really strangled voice and started running away, stormed into my room and faceplanted onto the bed groaning before my best friend said "what happened, u realise ur in love with him or what?" and i shot up screaming

grantaire: made an entire groupchat for me and my friends to vent about our crushes which was basically a thinly veiled excuse for me to whine about my crush

bossuet: was running late to my lesson and the bus wasn't due for another 30 mins so i made the mistake and decided to walk all the way to the lesson and because i severely underestimate time and distance i walked for 1hr straight in harsh sunlight beating down and nearly passed out until my teacher called me and told me he had another appointment and we had to reschedule

joly: had a bit of a breakdown bc of a plot twist in a movie i'd forgotten about and instead of being reasonable i started googling and convinced myself i had had a very traumatising childhood experience which i likely did not have

eponine: painted runes all over my room to help me and my cat communicate better because i clearly thought magic was the best way to stop my cat from pissing everywhere

cosette: left the fucking groupchat because my girlfriend sent a selfie that was too hot for me to handle my own feelings about it

musichetta: befriended my crush's crush and tried to get them together and then cried after watching them make out

jehan: had a plant that was slowly dying bc i kept forgetting to water it so i put it next to my bed and slept with it next to me for days to transfer my lively positive energy by us hanging out

bahorel: took up an awful bet suggested by my best friend when i was 14 to touch my crush's butt (of course with his consent) and that was legitimately our first interaction. six months later he and my best friend started dating.

feuilly: made brownies and left some batter on the side for my mom before remembering she would be staying at her bf's for the night and i started crying and called her to tell her i missed her

marius: had over 10,000 songs in my pc music library and started thinking how stressed i'd be if they all got accidentally deleted and realised i could not allow myself to be so dependent on this obsessive possession so i deadass deleted them all myself

valjean: started crying because the only bread we had in the house was stale

javert: got called on to read my essay aloud, which i hadn't done, so i stared at an empty notebook page and started to recite a made up essay that i hadn't written but was literally winging right then and there, my friend thought i was possessed and the teacher thought my essay was so good she told the whole class

fantine: was in terrific menstrual pain so i asked my mom to "please stab me i'm not even joking at least knock me out if i could choose death right now i would"

montparnasse: was feeling ignored by a friend so i walked alone to the beach at night and sat on a sunbed under the starry sky thinking before that friend came to ask me what was wrong and i: "you're the person i want to talk to about this but also the one person i absolutely cannot confess this to"