#all my homies hate bobby

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LET'S FREAKIN' GO!!!! 🗣🗣🗣

[we-love-morioh-cho]

Agent Bobby Jean is such a loser imo, Lulu you can do so much better for adoptive parent candidates. Imagine her being adopted by Meryl Mei? They would be unstoppable girlboss criminals.

[mercy2141124]

but actually the dichotomy between bobby overcoming his grief after losing his entire family and loving buck like his own vs. the buckley parents never facing their grief and instead twisting it into being unable to love their own child is smth that can be so personal and in this essay i’ll-

[seven-homosexual-dinosaurs]

BOBBY

[percyderolo]

i understand that taking the last stand exam is stressful for the bad kids and shouldn't even be happening to begin with (all my homies hate bobby dawn!!!) but have you also considered that it sounds dope as fuck

[cup-o-cat]

i think my roman empire is how it feels like the buckley parents' redemption isn't supposed to be in the whole coma storyline. buck's desire to stay in the coma world being fundamentally rooted in how there he had that classic nuclear family growing up with parents who love him implies that he still doesn't have that in the real world. at the end of the episode, he says that his family isn't in the coma world, and makes the deliberate choice to step away from this perfect family he always wanted and toward the 118 family he already has. but if we take the redemption (specifically how the show framed the simplicity of their redemption) seriously, they are actually around and buck has a great relationship with them, discounting their role in buck's coma. i'm not saying the buckleys being around completely contradicts what buck went through and realized in the coma i actually really love the arc! family is much more nuanced than there/not there so buck's desire to have parents who always showed their love for him rather than parents who showed up after 29 years, even if they are trying now, does actually make a lot of sense! but the weight the episode puts on how the buckleys are magically fixed and buck instantly brings them back into his life.

in the thematic core of the episode as well as the show as a whole, bobby (and athena too) has a much larger role than the buckleys in shaping buck, helping him find the way out, showing him that he's wanted. buck realizes his own importance through his relationship with bobby, and how even when they fought he still cared about him and his actions were able to change both of their lives for the better. it's not simple, it's not always positive, but there's always this unconditional aspect that they keep fighting back to. and yet the episode still ends with the buckleys back in buck's life, without much of a fight to reach a common ground of conversation. yeah, they may not have ever been around before but now they're offering to redecorate his house 👍 all's good here problem solved

it's a truly fascinating contrast between bobby and buck's hard-fought growth and connection over the course of the series culminating in this ep, and the buckleys' past issues with buck largely ignored in favor of easy, clean resolution because "well, they're trying this time". one of these feels deeply connected to the themes of the show and the progression of its characters, and the other sticks out from the show's narrative like a sore thumb.

tldr fuck the buckley parents all my homies hate the buckley parents happy belated father's day bobby nash <3

[jq37]

VINDICATIOOOOOON! We were all completely within our rights to hate KP. Although, at this point the RG's seem to be victims that need help, maybe. Depends on how much getting Rage-vivified leaves your mind free or if they're all enthralled. Their personalities clearly took a turn for the shit end of the scale if Ruben's anything to go by. They could be Thralls that think they have agency. As much as I don't like them (Lucy being the obvious exception) they were just kids that got set up to die by an adult they trusted. Which is pretty fucked. That segues nicely into our new mystery, What is Jayce's deal? How long has he been a Rage acolyte/thrall/insert better word here? Did Ankarna's name getting released help his evil machinations?

Onto more lighthearted topics:

-Damn it, the gamer in me is salivating at what perks maxing out the other tracks gets you.

-Better late than never on those materials Arthur. I wonder if Adaine speaking up earlier might've gotten her this solution right from the start.

-Fabian apologizing to Gertie (the best new character this season) has fully redeemed his character and I now fully approve of his ship with Mazey (the second best new character this season). It can now sail with my blessing. Also, dude really needs to talk to the Kids about how lonely he's been this year. We're getting near the end and he really he needs to communicate his problems better. All of them do TBH.

-I hope Bobby Dawn gets his teeth kicked in before the season wraps up.

Anyway, shorter than expected episode. Hopefully next weeks will be a little meatier. Till then, Honor the Cock at Basrar's.

-I also hope Brennan puts the full downtime mechanics online or something at some point because I wanna know what they didn't get to cause they were too busy concentrating on other stuff.

-I understand why Adaine handled things the way she did--very in character for her--but the whole time I was like girl! Talk to someone! use your resources! Anyway, she's done with school but hopefully there are still some useful goodies in there (and something nice for Fig too).

-And yeah, ditto about Fabian. If Toxic Masculinity is dead and you dance now, tell your friends that you're lonely! But that's not an actual complaint of course. He's handled it in a very in character was as always.

-Bobby Dawn can go to hell. All my homies hate Bobby Dawn.

-We ended on the Jace reveal so hopefully we'll get into that pretty quickly and start to figure out exactly how much culpability we should assign to each party here. Even if I find Kipperlilly insufferable (in a narratively satisfying way), it doesn't mean it's her fault if a trusted adult led her into making a pact with a rage god that cranked all of her already intense personality traits up to 11.

-As I'm sure you know by now, the next ep is gonna be more than 3 hours long so you're getting your wish! And I think the moment that "almost made Brennan quit" is gonna be in this episode so I'm mega pumped!

[charliemack]

Effin Terror Part The Four

Bobby is Thee Worst all my homies hate bobby

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[hawkyeux]

Fuck a sliding time scale, all my homies hate a sliding time scale, so here's a list of things I think would be funny if the Original Five did while studying at Xavier's (timeline be dammed) (because I want to see these kids be kids)

Cry over the Kennedy assassination. If the O5 started at Xavier's in vaguely the mid-sixties, they were in school when JFK died. I bet Bobby and Jean LOVED JFK and Jackie Kennedy. Bobby really wanted to vote for him despite being way too young to vote.

Sneak out and go to a club in the City. They all took Warren's car, Scott had an anxiety attack because he was convinced the Professor would find out, Hank got to demonstrate his new boots to hide his feet which he was very proud of, Jean did her makeup (Scott did not notice), Bobby had a gay crisis.

Go see Top Gun (1986). Lots of jokes about "Iceman" were made. Jean bought a Tom Cruise poster. Lorna later teased her about it.

Sneak Candy Southern into the mansion and get drunk in Warren's room. To this day they don't know how Warren snuck Candy back out. Hank (whose room borders Warren) claims she didn't leave until the morning, no one knows for sure.

Carve things on the trees using Cyclop's eye beams. The boys insisted that Scott draw a dick; Jean insisted he also needed to draw boobs in order to be fair. Scott did both, and a dog because he wanted to see if he could. Later some Academy X kids found the carvings in the woods and asked Cyclops about it. He denied ever doing such a thing. (What they didn't find on the trees was a heart with S +J carved in).

Family dinners, everyone made a dish.

Project Runway marathons. It started as a Jean and Bobby thing, Hank joined, Scott, and finally Warren, and now they all watch Project Runway.

[likepraying]

personal interps of the listeners (at least what i have so far): SHAW PACK LOVERS

angel: angel julio chavez, a first gen american, his family lives down in san diego. HE'S ALSO MEXICAN. but yeah my interp david is half white, his mother was mexican so he doesn't have much exposure to his culture, angel helps a lot. (i hate the canon of angel not knowing how to cook, I REFUSE) i cannot remember if erik had said where dahlia is on the california map but i believe it is north because he describes cold weather. angel is bisexual and 5'6", he's also cis.

babe: barbara "bobbi" carter-thompson, a black american and she's transfemme! she's from austin originally but wanted to move to the west coast because it's always been a dream. bobbi is REALLY into baking, more into it than she lets on, her dream is to release a baking book for people that really want to try and get into it; a beginner's book if you will. my asher interp is white so i think a lot of the time bobbi has to expand his palette. she's unlabeled and 5'10"!

sweetheart: maria aldana, a puerto rican new yorker that moved to dahlia only because of her abilities. her family comes from a long line of magic users so it wasn't such a surprise. she owns a very old car, like homie is on it's last breath every time she tries to start it, it makes milo nervous every time he enters the car. she's bisexual and 5'7" and also cis.

tank: jamie woods, a dahlia native and has been with the shaw pack crew for a big chunk of their life. they're genderqueer and don't fuck with labels. jamie has plenty tattoos all over their body, and a few piercings here and there. they are a part-time mma fighter.

[ghostsmp3]

sports night for the tv show asks <33 unless you already did and i missed it then show of your choice ahah

no i haven't yet!!

favorite character: am one of maybe three people who's fav is casey and i wear that badge of honor proudly <3

funniest character: dana probably honestly like. i want what she's on fr

best-looking character: i realize this is the casey sized ego i got going on answering this but. casey

three favorite ships: caseydan, caseydana and sam/dana ig. although i did like the weird tension thing she had with clark gregg. i thought it was fun. that's just me though

least favorite character: jeremy. all my homies hate jeremy. also jj like fuck that guy

least favorite ship: dana/gordon although props to them for giving me "you're wearing my shirt, gordon" not really about them but they were involved <3 shoutout to jeremy/natalie and danrebecca as well. could really do without them too.

reason why i watch it: why wouldn't i? it has all my favorite things - sports. writers. 90s fashion. peter krause. gay people. peter krause playing one of the gay people. but fr all of that plus the found family aspects makes it sooooo comforting to me <3 OH WAIT DID I MENTION THE GENDER ENVY literally everyone is giving its insane

why i started watching it: let me set the scene. it was the summer of '21 and i had just binge watched four seasons of 911. then suddenly i figured out my man bobby nash was in that sorkin sitcom that joey talked about all the time. the rest was history

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

Thoughts on Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard? Alex Fierro? Magnus Chase? Blitzen? Hearthstone? Samirah?? Loki???

Son, I am awful at speaking out my thoughts, and I am tired. So keeping it short.

MCA - good. I like it. Rushed through it very much so I literally can‘t remember the plot, but I still liked it.

Alex - cool. Badass. Just a neat character all around. Nice Backstory.

Magnus - wet rat blorbo. Such a dumbass, I love him. Really wanna know more about his relationship with his cousins, all the Chase cousins. (Annabeth, Magnus, Emma, Aubrey, Bobby, and Matthew)

Blitzen - look, the name makes me think of the reindeer. But he‘s a chill guy, I‘ve got nothing against him. The expanding duck is the best thing to have ever been invented.

Hearth - sweetheart. Adore him. Such a tragic lil guy. Fuck his parents.

Sam - really much more of a kickass than I expected???? Super cool. Was really cute with Amir. Also, cool backstory. (All of them do.) would like to know how she died tho

Loki - fuck Loki. All my homies hate Loki

[princealigorna]

Friendly reminder that fuck Bobby Flay

All my homies hate Bobby Flay

[yellowistheraddest]

heres the things that i know from each game, spoilers ahead duhh.. and also long post

AA4

played through the first case and got through the 2nd case's first investigation section

kristoph is evil, no clue why but slay ig

theres a purple girl who draws

apollo and trucy are (half) siblings

trucys grandad got killed and her uncle did something and fucked up their family

klaviers guitar sets on fire

klavier knows a&t's mom, doesn't know shes their mom because she mysterious - go, girl!!

klavier has a friend with haircut that legit looks like a pp

klavier was the one who got phoenix disbarred

apollo screams

ema is useless, as expected of a detective character (sorry not sorry gumshoe, at least he was funny)

apollo has a cat

uhhhh trucys bio dad gets killed, that's what he gets for abandoning his kid

the music cornered music is great

and other small details

also -20/10 for no edgeworth content, absolutely fucked up

AA5+6 as i cant differentiate between them

horrible 3d models im throwing up and crying

played through the first case on both games

apollo goes emo

athena's whole mood gag gets boring real quick

athena mom is a lesbian, happy pride history month

simon didnt kill her, not sure, pretty sure he got framed and got into death row

bobby!!! idk what he does but he is great

phantom more like, phan - im pretty sure its Simon or bobby because theres no other major new characters to fill the role - tom

apollo has a new fucking backstory and an astronaut friend cause why not ig

phoenix gets his badge back - and continues being a bi icon

clown tiddies

that's all i can think of for what i think is aa5..

aa6 is the worst game by far literally just delete it

the fucking princess that does the dance ... literally run her over with a bus - interacted with her once and i never hated someone more (i will be hater even if she has a decent character arc dont worry)

apollo lived in khuran (idk if that's how you spell it) because his back story wasnt a shit show already

epic dog content (aka edgeworth stands there with a dog on his neck, fashion world is quaking)

nahyuta is like apollos brother ig and their dad is like planning an uprising (anarchy my beloved)

nahyuta was supposed to be a gender nonconforming character and they chickened out, L

whats crack-a-lackin homie

phoenix goes to khuran alone but some shit happens and the entire crew comes

sorry the 3d models are horrible and the cut scenes with the voices..... literally why, the trilogy was fine without the cut scenes

the iconic flying chapel conversation, literally the reason I'm homophobic /j

the pun names are 40 times worse

in one of them phoenix is a prosecutor idk why but ig he got inspired by 3-4

thats about all i can think of now..

so yeah ive been eyeballing most of the shit for the past 3 years

i really should play aa4, 5, 6 cuz i know fuck all about anything besides the main characters.. also the trilogy is getting kinda stale

[frxnc-5318008]

JATP meant so much to me and so many other people. I am so devasated and furious. This show brought me light in one of the darkest times of my life. I know it's been said so many times but I am so fucking angry at netflix for stringing us along for so long just to get more interaction and money. This show was one of the first prices of media I've seen with LGBT rep that wasn't centered around homophobia and trauma or treated as taboo, AND was still an important part of the plot. And in a KIDS show! That means even more to so many children. There was a POC mc!! Interracial couples! mental health normalization!! Grief plots! And a banger soundtrack with some of the most talented musicians and actors on top of all of that. It got so many awards, so many streams, made so much money, created such a large fanbase that held on for over a year, and Netflix STILL cancelled it. It's just so upsetting. There was still so much story left to tell. So many songs left to sing. So many characters left to explore. It deserved the opportunity to do so. The cast and directors and writers deserved that.

I'm angry and devastated, but I am also thankful. I'm so thankful for this show and everyone who made it possible. I'm thankful for the fandom and all of our creations and inspiration. I'm thankful for how much and how positively this show affected so many people. It genuinly saved my life. I'll never forget this show and the impact it's had on all of us, and I'll never stop holding out hope.

[bisaster-energy]

literally john winchester is the worst. scum. filth even.