#all hail the GOAT (Grossest Of All Time)! || CRACK

[quasimyth]

So you would take a potato chip and eat it?

      “I will take this potato chip…and EAT IT!”

[quasimyth]

Do NOT speak to this man of the “Gussy.”

[quasimyth]

"Hey Volo, where's your Death Note?" - Ashe (kokorowoutsu)

      “If you meant that as an insult, you must be entirely mistaken,” he says, smooth as his hair. “I’m flattered you’d compare me to such a young, handsome, brilliant idealist who sees the truth that his world is rotten and seeks to do something about it. That’s exactly who I’ve always been, haven’t I? Light Yagami and I are kindred spirits.”

[quasimyth]

"Oh gods its you." Cue the look of a woman who wants to hurl. "How many fucking times do I gotta be exposed to your bullshit, old man? How many TIMES?" Cue arms being flailed by Ashe at Volo. Whoops. (kokorowoutsu)

      “You approached me, though, didn’t you,” he says complacently. “A word of advice, little girl: Don’t go looking for that which you don’t wish to find.”