#all good on the phrasing too anon lol

[ki-yomii]

like i do | jjk

➥ pairing | jeon jungkook x f!reader

➥ word count | 3.2k

➥ warning(s) | 🔞 smut; dirty talk, pet names, mild praise kink, squirting, standing missionary, finger fucking, thigh riding, established relationship, angst w/ a happy ending, possessive!jk, jealous!jk, mentions of infidelity, trust issues

➥ summary | request - Jk being a jealous husband, angst and smuttttt 🥹💘

➥ notes | for lovely anon. hope you enjoy 💚 un-edited, i'll come back and fix any mistakes later. also poor jimin. i love him but i always seem to make him suffer lol.

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Eavesdropping.

Whether it was a stray conversation in a shop, or lurking around corners to see what others really thought of you, everyone’s done it at some point.

Now, it’s a habit Jungkook tries not to encourage - much preferring upfront interactions and direct conversations - but that isn’t to say he’s never eavesdropped before.

But the problem with listening in on conversations you’re not supposed to be is you run the risk of hearing something you wish you didn’t.

And while it wasn’t intentional by any means - he respects you too much to spy, even if the urge is there - he learns this lesson the hard way.

The first time it happens, he’s in the kitchen refilling his cup of iced coffee. There’s a squeal of surprise followed by a lighthearted giggle, the sound of shuffling limbs and a low grunt.

Everything in him freezes at the sound of your delight, gut churning.

He always works so damn hard to pull the laughter from the depths of your throat. And it stings that Jimin - his friend, his brother’s attempts are effortless.

It’s something so simple, and yet the effect it’s having on him is undeniable as Jungkook white-knuckles the handle of his mug and grits his teeth.

His jaw nearly cracks in two when he hears the softly murmured greeting, “It’s good to see you, baby.”

And Jungkook knows, okay.

He knows there’s nothing romantic between the two of you.

If anything, you’re too alike. Twin flames of the platonic variety. Not only would it never work out, but you both feel nothing but familial towards one another.

For fuck’s sake, Jimin was there when Jungkook proposed. Was the one to encourage it, in fact. Has been nothing but supportive about your relationship even when others disagreed.

However, knowing something doesn’t dampen the spark of jealousy.

Nor does it soothe the sharp flash of hurt threatening to steal the breath from his lungs.

Jimin has always been affectionate with you, and he’s always a touch too flirtatious. It’s a part of who he is, and it’s one Jungkook would never ask him to dim. Jimin spent far too long hiding, pretending, stifling himself for other’s comfort.

And Jungkook loves him as he is, encourages him to be his beautiful, authentic self no matter what. Expect maybe when it comes to his wife… for reasons he’s unwilling to examine.

All schoolyard flirtations aside, what bothers Jungkook most are the pet names. He can put aside his petty jealousy because he knows its unfounded.

What’s harder is dismissing the use of that little four-letter word: baby. 

It’s supposed to be his way of telling you how much he loves you. Special, intimate. A stand-in for the four-word phrase he whispers into the silk of your skin, tattoos into your heart with his lips.

The realization he’s sharing a part of you he thought all his own sits bitter on the back of his tongue, an acid burn eating through his throat until he can’t find the words.

When you respond in kind with a soft, tender call a piece of him shrivels.

Standing in the kitchen adrift and lovelorn, Jungkook’s left with an empty longing he can’t name and no where to place it.

You weren’t together for more than six months before he proposed, knowing you were the one for him by the second date.

Maybe he moved too fast, was too receptive?

Growing up, he’d always been eager to move onto the next big thing, ready to jump head first. Some said that would come back to bite him in the ass. Was this the day?

Perhaps you regret saying yes so soon. Jungkook knows he’s not like other people. They need time to settle into their feelings like a house settling old wooden bones.

The last thing he wants is to make you feel trapped, suffocated under the weight of all his clingy, needy problems.

So he smothers the discomfort and walks into the living room. He shoots you a smile and inclines his head towards Jimin.

Thoroughly ignores the pulse of pain when he sees how cozy the two of you look cuddled up on the couch, legs tangled together with Bam at your feet.

That should be me.

You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to him.

He can’t lose you.

It’s there he silently vows to be less intense, less attached. Does his best to keep his hands to himself even though he wants to reach across the space between your bodies, and tug you into the cradle of his chest.

Bam picks his head up, cocking his ear to the side when Jungkook winces as Jimin reaches out to tug a lock of your hair, smirking around another purred baby.

Thankfully no one else but the dog notices his moment of weakness or the tension cutting through his shoulders.

Staring at his reflection, Jungkook tucks a lock of hair behind his ear and fiddles with his tie. The three-piece fits like a glove yet he’s never felt more uncomfortable.

He longs for soft cotton and baggy loungewear but tonight is important.

It’s your first year anniversary.

He’s had this night planned out months in advance; pulled all the strings needed to secure a reservation at one of the best five-stars in Gangnam.

You’ve been looking forward to it all week, and your excitement is infectious.

Only Jungkook’s mood sours as soon as he turns the corner to find you on the couch with company, dolled up and radiant. Jimin’s beside you, one leg crossed over the other and swirling a half-empty wine glass.

He says something too low for Jungkook to hear.

“Jimin!” You titter behind your hand, the flash of the jewels on your nails catching the light. “Sto-op! You nasty little freak.”

“What’re you doing here?”

Jungkook doesn’t mean to snap but the inner turmoil spills over before he can shove it down.

Your eyes lose some of their softness, the happiness fizzling from your expression like champagne bubbles. Mouth pinching in at the corners, you narrow your eyes.

A lump grows in his throat.

“What’s got you so pissy, Kook?” you ask.

Jimin clears his throat, averting his gaze to the side as he mindlessly plays with the stem of the glass.

The frosty look Jungkook shoots him withers under your pointed glare. Shoulders sagging, he runs his fingers through his hair, unable to care about how much he’s fucking up the style. 

“Sorry Jimin, I… ahem. Anyway, are you gonna be ready to go soon?”

“Mhm, just let me finish up here,” you trail off, motioning to the last few sips of your own wine. “We’ve still got some time before we have to leave anyway.”

Before Jungkook can respond, Jimin cuts in while twining an arm over your bare shoulders, cheek pressed sweetly to yours, “You can’t rush perfection, Kookie. Isn’t that right, pretty baby?”

It’s no surprise your anniversary ends in disaster; a fight so vicious it has you fleeing with an overnight bag, refusing to look at Jungkook let alone speak to him no matter how much he begs you to stay.

Leaving him alone in an apartment ringing with your absence, terrified this is the beginning of the end and thoroughly convinced he’s the worst fucking husband ever.

It’s been several days of radio silence.

No amount of texting or calling gets you to answer. And it’s starting to get to him, going out of his mind with worry, with guilt. If only he hadn’t said this, that, and the other.

If only you’d stayed.

Now, everywhere he turns, Jungkook’s forced to face the jealousy growning like a weed in his heart. And every day it gets worse; a stone crushing his lungs, a bottomless pit curdling his stomach.

He doesn’t know where you are exactly, but his suspicions are proven correct when he nearly busts down the door to Jimin’s apartment only to have you invite him inside, stony-faced and silent.

The quiet doesn’t last, broken by the awkward clearing of his throat as he avoids your stare.

“What are we even doing?” he asks.

Your eyebrows shoot towards your hairline.

There are bags under your eyes and heavy lines around your mouth. You look like you haven’t slept well. Jungkook’s gut clenches, bile bubbling up the back of his throat.

It’s all my fault.

“I’m not sure what you mean, Kook.”

“Please.” He refuses to acknowledge the plea for what it is. “I can’t - I can’t do this anymore.” His voice breaks, cracks in two, tears stopping up his tongue. “I need to know.”

Your eyes flash with confusion. “Baby?” You step closer, hand outstretched and shoulders relaxing. “What are you talking about?”

His intentions are pure, honest.

But months of simmering anger, of doubting everything about himself (again), of resenting the fact he resents you, resents Jimin at all, bubbles to the surface.

He’s not proud of it, but Jungkook explodes; a match set to gunpowder.

“I’m talking about you and Jimin!”

“Me,” you ask, blinking owlishly, “-- and Jimin?”

Jungkook smiles, sharp and unpleasant. Bitter and disappointed. Grief makes him mean, nasty. “Yeah, you and Jimin. Do you think I’m stupid - were you just gonna keep fucking around behind my back?” 

“Woah, pump the breaks! What the hell are--”

“Don’t even try to deny it.”

His eyes glint like shards of black ice, cool and assessing as he stares at you. Numb to the concern in your gaze, the purse of your lips. He’s slipping - he knows he’s slipping. Can feel the grief stricken rage pressing in at the corners of his mind.

The last thing he wants to do is hurt you, and yet he’s helpless to stop the words pouring from his mouth. “Did you like watching me make a fool of myself?”

You sneer, arms crossed over your chest so hard it looks like it hurts, “You’re doing that all on your own, Jungkook. I think you need to leave.”

“No, no, come on. I want to know. Why did you marry me if you don’t even want me, huh?”

Stalking closer, Jungkook corners you against the counter.

The smooth glide of his body is reminiscent of a large jungle cat, purely predatory. The uncomfortable thrill of it reflects through your gaze, the clench of your thighs.

Dark satisfaction curls low in his belly.

He asks, “Did he fuck you better, make you scream his name?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about but you’re being a fucking pig,” you say, shoving his shoulder towards the door. “Now I really think it’s time for you to leave. Come back when you’re not being stupid.”

Strong fingers clamp down around your wrist, and Jungkook tugs you into his chest. His free arm curls around your waist, pinning you to his front. The heat of your body can’t drive away the sudden cold washing over him.

“Let go-”

“No.” He watches as any retort dies on your tongue, your eyes meeting his head on for the first time. Whatever you see hooks in, refusing to let go. “I’m not letting you go.”

Shivering, you try to tug your arm free, “Jungkook, please. You’re starting to scare me.”

In lieu of a response, Jungkook dips his head, and inhales the scent of your hair. Dragging his nose down the length of your neck as the familiar perfume floods his lungs. Soothes the prowling beast caged in his chest.

A rumble of satisfaction vibrates through him into you, your nipples stiffening against him.

Jungkook sighs, “You always smell so good, baby.”

The tension threaded through your frame releases, your edges softening until you rest against him fully. Shivers race down his spine when your breath tickles his ear.

You call to him softly.

He hums, nuzzling into the side of your head, “Mhm?”

“Can you let me go now? Promise I won’t go anywhere.”

Jungkook pulls back to look at you for several long seconds. Unlatching his fingers, he watches as you flex your wrist. Then reaches up to tenderly curl the digits around your throat, transfixed by the sight.

A hook of arousal sinks into his stomach.

Yanks hard when you gasp at the push of his thick thigh against your pussy, your whine when he flexes the muscle. With a soft cry, you sag into his body while your hands fly up to plant themselves on his biceps.

“K-Kook!”

“Mm, that’s it.”

The bubble of emotions boiling under the surface of his skin is at odds with the satisfaction coiling in his belly, the interested twitch of his cock.

Jungkook rolls his thigh and works you along the length of it. The heat of you burns through the cotton of his lounge pants, so warm and soft and wet.

"Don't--" your protest trails off, smothered by your teeth as your eyes flutter in pleasure. "Hn!"

Shit, he wants to bury himself so deep inside you’ll never forget the stretch. Ruin you so good with his cock you won’t dream of anyone else ever again. He’d make you his and his alone.

Fingers tightening around your neck, Jungkook murmurs, “Let me hear you, baby.”

Unsuccessfully trying to ignore how good the friction is, you shake your head in denial. But there’s no hiding how turned on you’re getting, panties sticky and thighs clamping around his.

You’re absolutely soaked, evidenced by the growing dark patch on his leg as he grinds you into a sloppy mess.

“W-We can’t, Jimin’s h-home.”

Mentioning the other man is a mistake, and you know that.

Jungkook sees the realization light up in your eyes seconds after he tenses, rutting up against you harshly. The bulge of his cock digs into the dip of your hip, throbbing in time with the labored heaves of his chest. 

His kneecap catches, the sharp ridge smashing into your swollen clit. Your mouth drops open, and Jungkook slaps a hand over your face before the wail escapes.

He knows he’s being rough, but the tears in your eyes soothe some of the hurt. And honestly, he can’t bring himself to care overmuch, especially when your hips jerk against his.

“Better be quiet. We don’t want Jimin to hear us,” Jungkook snarls, “after all, what would he think if he saw how bad you’re gagging for your husband’s dick?”

Your indignant response is cut off by another muffled whine, his teeth sinking into the corner of your jaw.

A weak spot of yours - Jungkook abuses it to his advantage. Swiping his tongue through the layer of sweat that clings to your skin, the salt bursting across his tongue.

He groans.

“I don’t give a fuck what you or Jimin think.” His breath puffs warm and moist over your ear, voice whiskey rough when Jungkook says, “You married me. You’re mine, baby, and I don’t share.”

Relocating, his hand releases your throat and finds your hips. He slips under the mid-thigh hem of your oversized nightshirt, and snaps the waistband of your panties with a firm tug.

Pulling the fabric free from between your legs, he tucks the ruined fabric into his back pocket as a souvenir. 

“K-Kook,” you say, voice warbling.

He hums, eyes glittering dangerously as his fingers brush over the top of your slit. Your clit jumps beneath the pad of his finger, swollen and throbbing.

When you hiss low between your teeth, he smirks, and bullies the little nub with rough circles until your hips shift from side to side.

“Ah, shit, baby. Can you hear how sloppy your pussy is?”

Jungkook dips his fingers between your folds, playing with your gummy walls as he gathers your slick, teasing the rim of your entrance. The filthy squelches echo out into the otherwise silent apartment.

He preens, chest puffing up with pride, and says, “He can’t make you feel the way I do. Can he?”

Without warning, he slides two fingers deep inside to the third knuckle. Chuckles when you burrow your face into his shoulder, your nails dragging raised lines of heat down his arms as your walls give, fluttering around his thick digits as you adjust to the stretch.

“Mm, you always take me so well, baby.”

You clench at the praise, and Jungkook pumps his fingers in reward, curling up to massage at the spongy patch of your g-spot. You whine, head tossed back and thighs shaking around his hand.

Pain shoots through the base of Jungkook’s spine, and biting back a curse, he reaches down to adjust his cock from where its trapped against you, swollen and leaking.

“Yeah, you’re such a good girl.”

“Please,” you whine before mumbling something else.

Jungkook’s not sure what it is, but figures it’s not all that important when your eyes roll back into your head and your hips twitch.

You start to bear down on his fingers, walls tensing and releasing.

“Gonna cum?” Jungkook nips at your bottom lip, panting into your mouth and sharing breath as his eyes bore into yours. “Fuck! Do it. Wanna feel you cum all over my hand.”

God, you look so good like this; eyes teary and brows crinkled, sweat-slick and mouth slack. A sight he never wants to be without. His sweet girl, his baby, his wife.

“Yeah, that’s it.” His fingers curl and pulse, pet and stretch. “Now open those pretty eyes.”

A hand curls around your jaw, tugs at your chin.

“Look at me,” Jungkook breathes.

Please.

He watches, greedy, as your lashes flutter, the lids weighted down by pleasure. Eventually, you manage to crack them open, and he ruts forward in response. His groan vibrates his lips as they smash into yours in a violent kiss. 

You pull away with a gasp, slick dripping down your shaky knees. “I can’t - hnggg - fuck, Kook!”

“Tell me who you belong to.”

He’s unforgiving in his demands, a cold fire burning in the depths of his eyes. His cock throbs, his hips trembling with restraint as he stops himself from rutting to completion against you.

His heart hammers against his ribs, and his stomach swoops.

The answer will either make or break him.

Anticipation floods the room with tension; hovering in the air like a word about to be spoken.

“Tell me.”

“I -- you, Kook, I’ve always belonged to you,” you say, clenching down around him. “Please.”

Capturing you with his gaze, Jungkook hooks a thumb into the corner of your mouth. All the hurt, all the doubts, all the rage bleed out of him like water tossed over the embers of a campfire.

Leaving behind the single-minded desire to give you what you want. What you deserve. Because you’re his and the only thing he wants to do is take care of you.

Love you like you deserve to be.

Like only he knows how to.

The taste of your skin is sharp and bright when his tongue flicks against yours, and he hisses into the plush of your mouth, “Cum.”

Keening, your pussy throbs once, twice. Your belly contracts. And then you’re gushing wetly, a warm flood of slick soaking the palm of Jungkook’s hand, dripping down to puddle on the kitchen tile. Your walls ripple, muscles spasming as you shake apart in his arms.

Jungkook holds you through it, soothing the aftershocks as you slump into him - a marionette with its strings cut. You’re cotton soft, cloudy. Head lolling on his shoulder when you look up at his profile with hazy eyes.

“Show off,” you slur when you catch the sight of his satisfied smirk, the puff of his chest as he stares at something behind you. “Can’t believe you made me cum all over Jimin’s kitchen floor.”

The sound of a choked-off, slightly hysterical laugh comes from the entryway, “Oh, I can. Just glad to see you guys finally made up. Now I’m gonna go wash my eyes with bleach.”

[sgiandubh]

Things that make you go hmmm - the Live with Kelly and Mark October 2024 edition

I have long suspected that hostile Anons were, in reality, pre-emptive strikes of sorts.

But never has it been more clear than today.

You can watch C's appearance at the Live with Kelly and Mark Show, in full, here:

Instead of bothering you with convoluted explanations, I took the liberty of clipping the part that made me (and not only me) go hmmm. I will transcribe it for our Spanish girls, who normally use a translator.

It is almost too good to be true and goes to show one can never have 100% control over what one says. Especially when on a packed, tiresome and tedious schedule:

[FYI, this clipped portion's time stamp on the original video is 22:24 - 23:00 - nothing has been altered by me, just extracted with as much context as possible, lest you'd accuse me, or something]

A thing of beauty, indeed (thank God for days off, huh?):

Mark Consuelos (MC): 'And you've recently had a... uhm... a birthday...'

C: 'I did'

MC: 'Yeah... did you guys do anything special?'

C: 'Uhm, I had an amazing day, we were in London and we just had wrapped, like a couple of days before, uhm, so I got to, I went to, my husband took me to an art show, then to a three-hour lunch and then to the theatre.'

Kelly Ripa (KR): 'Oh, that sounds like heaven!'

C:' It was heaven and then his birthday was like five days later and I gave him a card (inaudible- if someone can make something out of it, please step forward, by all means, I feel it's sort of important, in the context). It was....'

[laughter in the public]

KR: 'That's okay. That's alright. You also gave him a son, come on, come on, come on.'

C: 'This is true, this is true. How long can I kind of run on that one?'

MC: 'A long time, a long time'.

KR:' Oh, at least eighteen to twenty-five years.'

C:' Okay, great.'

KR:' Yeah'.

One more time: 'we were in London and we just had wrapped, like a couple of days before'. I mean, this made me stop in my tracks, right?

Who is the 'we' that 'were in London'? The same 'we' who' just wrapped, like a couple of days before?' Did I miss something, here?

Since when was Tony McGill involved in the wrapping of the OL production, mind you? And if not, was it a cast trip, just after 'we' (the cast) 'wrapped, like a couple of days before'? Now that would be perfectly absurd, wouldn't it? The question was about her birthday, an intimate, family moment: why bring a collective we, like a sore thumb, in that context?

In English grammar, 'and' is a coordinating conjunction. It mainly serves to connect two words, phrases or, like in this case, clauses together.

[Source: https://www.learngrammar.net/english-grammar/clauses]

In the phrase ' 'we were in London and we just had wrapped, like a couple of days before ', ' we were in London' and 'we just had wrapped, like a couple of days before' are two independent clauses, connected by a coordinator, 'and' (coordinating conjunction). Therefore, the first 'we' and the second 'we' logically refer to the same persons.

Exactly like in the following example:

'I heard her saying this and I just had to stop in my tracks, almost in disbelief'. LOL

This grammar lesson has been brought to you for free, courtesy of Sgian-dubh, Inc.

I rest my case.

PS: ' I got to, I went to, my husband took me'. Enough said. Bless her heart, she is still a very lousy, unconvincing (yet very endearing) liar.

[certainlynotasimp]

Okay, first of all, how are you? Hope you’re doing well! Drink plenty of water, stay hydrated- Second off, your Sunny fics? *chef’s kiss* so mainly, what if anybody made Sunny cry and Miguel had to find out about it? And Sunny’s trying not to make it seem like a big deal in order to keep Miguel from, you know, absolutely obliterating anyone.

Come on, Baby, Cry.

((Miguel O' Hara X Female! Reader))

A/N: Oh my goodness, thank you so much for the compliment. All my readers? *Extra chef's kisses* I am very hydrated and I got so excited to write this for you and to add some angsty content lol. I hope you enjoy this and let me know if you are disappointed or if you love it.

A/N: I also wanna address two things before I post this too. 1) thank you so much to the anon who asked me to include translations for the Spanish phrases as I was honestly not thinking about doing that. I will do better to include the translations at the end of the fics. 2) There are gonna be some triggering topics explored in this one-shot so if you don't want to hear about near injuries to children or child loss, then I understand if you don't want to read it. Feel free to enjoy my other fanfics and here's the post where you can stay notified on happier Sunny and Miggy fanfics.

Warnings: Grumpy x Sunshine, Barely using (Y/N) ((Sunny is just their nickname, not their actual name.)), Female pronouns, PTSD, Mentions of Child Loss, Endangerment of a Child ((No children were actually hurt, just traumatized)), Trauma, Comforting, Fluff, Angry Miguel, and Google Translate Spanish.

The room fills with squeals and giggles as the chase between the chubby toddler and the jumping spider. Mayday swings her little self around the corridor as the young woman follows behind amused by how agile the little tyke was. 

‘Maybe she’ll make a good sidekick in the future.’ The smiling woman muses in her mind before a bloody image flashes in her mind. Shaking her head, she clears the idea out of her mind as Mayday reaches an open window. 

Her quick scream of horror as she accidentally swings herself out of the window causes the woman’s blood to run cold as she flings herself out of the window after her. “MAYDAY!”

The adrenaline coming from her heightened fear causes the whole thing to appear to be trapped in time as the spider woman falls with the screeching infant falling inches away. Tears clouded her vision as she shoots out her webbing to the pillars around them as the images of flames lick at her eyes. 

So many flames, and too many buildings at once. Screams and pleas from below as she tries to be there. They didn’t matter to her, not at that moment. The only one who mattered was him. Did he scream like that too or did he not even feel it?

Using her webbing, she quickly creates a hammock for Mayday to fall on a few feet from the ground, thankfully trapping the wailing infant so she can’t escape. Unfortunately, reality doesn’t set in time for the spider as she slams into the titanium flooring below, knocking the air out of her lungs.

Many spidermen gathered as they heard the commotion, but she could only focus her blurry vision above her as she tries to regain her sight. A familiar blur of bright pink swings up and grabs the ball of ginger hair in a muddled mess of cries. He quickly drops down to where the disoriented woman was splayed out below with the whimpering infant in his arms.

“Hey, Sunny, you alright?” Peter calls his friend. The damage didn’t look bad from the outside, but he was sure she had some nasty concussion with how she was looking at him.

Hobie crouches down beside the crumbled girl and carefully lifts her head up with one hand. “Oi, Sunshine, you there?” He mutters as he looks into her eyes. He holds up his hand and makes three fingers pop up. “How many fingers do you see, love?”

With a cough, the woman croaks out, “Three?” Her eyes begin to focus as her enhanced healing works out the stars in her vision. With the help of Hobie and Peter, she stands up with a whimper at the feeling of her shattered ribs forming back together. “Damn, I forgot that falling several feet actually hurt.” She attempts to joke despite her wheezing breath. The crowd around them laughs as Peter sighs in relief.

“Thank god, you’re alright.” Peter mourns as a glint of regret shines in his eyes. “I’m sorry for all this, Sunny. I shouldn’t have let her bring the web shooter here. She almost swings herself out of the window all the time and MJ told me that one day I won’t be there to help the next time it happens.” Mayday’s cries end as she sees her favorite play partner up and well as she shows off her gummy smile.

“Well, luckily I was here to save the day.” The disoriented spider muses as she returns the infant’s smile as the men chuckle. The crowd dissipates leaving the injured spider with her two friends.

“I’m still really sorry, P. I got distracted and didn’t see that the window was open.” She winces as she blames herself for being so neglectful.

“Don’t sweat it, kid. This little rascal will probably send me to an early grave with all the mischief she causes.” Peter jokes as he tickles his now roaming daughter, chuckling at her excited squeals.

“Good thing you don’t have a kid, Sunny.” Hobie chuckles. “You would lose them in a heartbeat.”

The bright atmosphere shatters as the woman abruptly pulls away from her friends. The men look at her confused until they saw the look in her eyes. The normal warm and inviting gaze that they all thrived under was gone, only a dark void was staring back at them. Their light now shining in hurt and sadness as memories cloud her mind. Her lip trembles in a tight line as tears begin to roll down her face. 

Hobie looks confused at the sudden shift, but Peter realizes something as he looked at his trembling friend. Her eyes burned with tears as they locked with his. She had a haunted look about her. It's a look only parents can ever understand and fear. The look Peter himself almost experienced. “Hey,(y-” Before Peter can comfort her, she activates her mask and turns invisible before running off, her muffled sobs leaving them speechless.

Hobie groans as he realizes two things. One, he just made the sweetest person in the world cry. And Two,...

Miguel is gonna kill him.

~~~~~~~

The warm glow of the portal illuminates the surveillance room as the blue spider steps out covered in a musty yellow goo. Lyla smirks as she observes the little chucks slipping onto the ground as Miguel attempts to dust off the slime from his large shoulders.

“Was your mission successful, boss?” The assistant snarks as she sends out a little robot to follow the annoyed Spiderman. The little bug-like contraption eagerly swallows up the disgusting mess Miguel left as he walks up to the platform. “The anomaly was captured and disposed of. Next time, warn me if William Baker is made of anything except sand.” He grumbles as the sound of the little robot annoyed him even more. 

“I’ll make a note of that.” The AI giggles as she downloads the mission info from Miguel’s gizmo. “Also ‘Miss Sunshine’ is here and she doesn’t seem too happy.” She says before fading out.

Miguel’s eyes widen upon hearing that his sunny partner was upset. She was never upset. Never. With concern eating away at him, Miguel shoots out a web and swings himself to the platform above. He lands softly as he sees the scene in front of him.

His sunshine sat in his usual seat in front of the monitor. Her costume was dirty with a chest compression brace wrapped around her ribs as her choked sobs wheeze out of her. Her mask was off as her head rested against the ice pack in her hand, her back leaned forward as her attention was focused on the image before her.

He already knew what was on the screen.

He knew that file name by heart just like how he knows Gabriella’s.

File SW-0001425

World 16457-0

Spider-Woman- (Y/N) (L/N)

Age of infection- 23

Occupation- Intern Medical Research Assistant in the Genetics Department of { REDACTED } working under Dr. {REDACTED}

Sacrifice: Ben (L/N), age 4, Son of (Y/N) (L/N), 1 year into being Spiderwoman

Cause of death: Blunt Force trauma and Smoke inhalation caused by a multi-location attack caused by { REDACTED}

Status of Universe: DESTROYED

On the screen, the laughing face of a younger Sunny shines as a chubby cheek of a baby boy with dark curls smooshes into hers. The faint sound of a child mimicking the smooch of a kiss can be heard as the overexaggerated gasp of the woman causes the toddler to squeal. “That was such a sweet kiss, Benny. Can mommy have another one?” The sweet voice soured the air as the sobbing woman mournfully watches her baby boy.

The baby she failed.

Miguel approaches behind her and slowly takes the mouse from her weak grasp. The broken woman sighs as she realizes her miggy is here with her now, but doesn’t turn to look at him as he pauses the video. Her baby’s matching eyes stare right back at her before Miguel turns the chair around to face him as his mask disintegrates. His eyes glow red under the light of the monitors as he searched her sore eyes. Her face was red with a noticeable bruise along the left side of her face. Tears and snot crusted over her soft features as her lips remained turned into a trembling whisper. Her pupil shone in self-loathing and searching for his comfort. He could tell that this episode isn’t just one of her low days, something happened.

Something happened and he wasn’t here to stop it.

Miguel closes his eyes as his hand caresses her cheek. The warmth of her flushing face nuzzling into his palm allowed him to ground his rage as he focuses his gaze back onto his beloved.

“Mi luz, ¿qué pasó?” He seethes as he looks deep into her eyes. 

She shakes her head as she tries to avoid looking into his concerned ruby gaze. The glass bridge was already cracked as she internally debated with sobbing everything that happened into his warm embrace or to protect her friend from the wrath she knows Miguel will unleash if he knows what was said. The warmth of his other palm cupping her cheek, guiding her to a wandering eye to look at his frowning face nearly broke her.

“It was nothing, Miggy…”She whispered as her voice trembled again. She tried to control her eyes from unknowingly confessing while she tries to bite the wobbling pout. “It was an accident…”

“What.” Miguel runs his thumb under her abused mouth as a piece of her disheveled hair was swept back. “Happened?” His demand is punctuated as he holds her in his stare. His eyes burned with barely contained fury and protectiveness as he studied her reactions. “Odio verte como la suya, mi amor.” He admits with a sigh.

Leaning forward, Miguel places a firm kiss on her forehead as his beloved’s breath shudders at his touch. The gentle heat under his touch left her trembling as the glass began to crack. “Let me ease your pain…” He whispers as he trails his kisses down to her eyelids. “These eyes are meant to be filled with happiness, not sorrow…” The cracks deepen as he gently kisses her nose. “I can’t undo what has happened…” The corners of her lips were caressed by his as his nose brushed against her cheeks causing her eyes to meet his mirrors. Her sorrow and helplessness are reflected in his ruby eyes as he kneels on the ground between her legs. A silent plea breaks the resolve she built as he mutters into her ear.

“Please, mi sol, at least let me feel your pain too…It's me and you against the universe remember…Por favor no me dejes solo ... No quiero perderte de nuevo.” He begs as the tension shatters. 

With her arms snaking around his shoulders, the little spider confesses all that happened hours prior into his ear. Each detail, each scar, burned into his mind as she clung to his neck and hair. His inferno of rage almost imploded until he looked back into her eyes again. The relief of letting go of all of her troubles made her face look years younger as she looked at him with her big vulnerable eyes. 

Hobie will have to wait. His love needed him now.

In a silent nod, Miguel wrapped her weak legs around his waist before he stood up. Feeling her snuggling into his throat, he carries her toward her room down the hallway while the annoying robot follows them to clean up the mess. As he enters the room, he releases some of his anger by smashing the bug with his foot. 

“What was that, Miggy?” She croaks as she weakly tries to look over his shoulder.

“Just a bug,” He sighs as he approaches her dresser and grabs his spare set of clothes from his drawer. “You want your clothes or mine?”

“Yours…” She shyly admits as he feels the heat returning to the cheek on his neck. 

“Muy bien, niña bonita. Lo que quieras.” He whispers as he grabs another set of clothes that he knows will swallow her. With that, he carries them into her personal bathroom and spent the night slowly bringing back his sunshine.

~~~~~~~~

A deep scream rings out through the Lobby as they see a flash of blue fury tackles the residential metal head into the ground. Peter hurries to save his colleague along with a few other Spidermen as Mayday laughs at the anarchist getting thrashed by the clawed man spewing Hispanic curses at him.

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Translations:

Mi luz, ¿qué pasó? - My light, what happened?

mi sol - my sun

Por favor no me dejes solo ... No quiero perderte de nuevo. -Please don't leave me alone...I don't want to lose you again

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[haedalkoo]

Do you have a favorite thing about the way the boys speak as individuals (can be about their general type of speech, words/phrases they use, etc.)? Can be jimin and jungkook or any of bts!

For example, I don't speak korean, but jimin's speech always sounds so soft and comforting. Even when he's not trying to be cute, he still sounds so sweet. Armys joke about kindergarten teacher jimin, but I really do feel like even his voice and speech give that gentle vibe.

This is the cutest thing you could've asked me! Let's go in order:

Namjoon: I love the way he mixes Korean and English so seamlessly. I think he has two modes, Serious-Leader-Speech, very eloquent and straight to the point, carefully chosen words; and Regular Kim Namjoon, still all of those things but super cute, he rambles a lot and mixes languages and tends to use a lot of slang? He def lurks online. But guys, he's also so poetic. He sounds like he's reading a beautiful novel. He always sounds super polite too (when he's calm I guess!! he can get super hyped up lol) but he doesn't slur his words, it's so easy to understand him even though sometimes his vocab is really precise and advanced. OMG AND he doesn't have an accent!! BUT he imitates the members satoori and it's super goofy bc he's not great at it, so it's like his own made-up satoori.

Seokjin: Jin is an amazing speaker. I think the actor training has a lot to do with this, but he has such a good voice for narration and when he speaks in korean interviews he sounds super gentle and eloquent. IDK how to describe it, but he has a v specific tone and pauses in a very unique way, making his tone very melodic and almost like a news anchor hahaha. But when he's talking to the guys he loses that formality and he stresses random words that give him a kind of goofy tone? And he uses a lot of expressions like “야” (yah) or “으아” (euah) as sentence fillers. Again, like Joon, no satoori!

Yoongi: oh he's by far the member I have the most trouble understanding. He slurs his words a lot, starting off somewhat strong but almost losing the entire ending of the sentence. I'm sure you know what I mean even if you don't understand him. A friend once mentioned to me that his pronounciation of the letter ㅆ is not as strong as it should be, tending to sound more like a regular 's' sound like in the letter ㅅ. This is apparently due to his accent! Also, like Joon, to me he tends to sound really poetic, maybe more unconciously than Joon bc I feel like he's really deliberate with his words and Yoongi is more spontaneous. As a sentence filler, he clicks his tongue a lot and sucks in air (something I think JK has also taken from him)

Hoseok: Hobi always brings a smile to my face. I think his accent is the most notable (or maybe I just catch it better than the other's, especially since it's different from the rest of the members' given he's from Jeolla.) His entonation varies a lot, it's very melodic but in an energetic way because of this accent. He also ends sentences with 잉, ing, a lot, which leads to those "said cutely" translations. HE LOOVES onomatopoeias and adding random noises when he's doing things or describing smth. He's just a really fun guy to listen to. I noticed he uses 되게 (dwege) as a filler.

Jimin: you were right, anon. Jimin is incredibly soft-spoken and extremely careful about his words, that's why he tends to mutter or start sentences over and over again to convey the feelings he tries to express. This leads into very long sentences, with a lot of what I call 'pleasing' expressions. This is, Korean (like other Asian languages such as Japanese) is a very indirect language. When you want to express your disagreement with something, you don't straight out say 'I don't like this' or if you're telling someone to do smth differently, you don't say 'be careful next time, don't do that'. You say things like 'in the future, i believe that if you are able to do so it might be benefitial if this issue were handled in a different way' (this is a random example). Your sentences get endless bc you add words and politeness that softens the blow of your different opinion. Jimin does that more than other members who tend to be more blunt, like YG, TH or JK. I think this has changed over the years with the growing international fandom, but he used to sound really informal in his vlives to sound like an old friend with armys. now I think he expresses his outmost respect for us by speaking really formally and in ways that are easy to automatically translate. I also read he has some "feminine" speech patterns, since Kr is a very gendered language in the sense that girls and boys have diff sentence endings or words they use. I think this kinda contributes to how softspoken he is.

Taehyung: Tae's speech is all over the place, but he's extremely sensible and I think he offers the most unique metaphors when he's being sentimental. He's very heartwarming, but sometimes it's hard to understand him because he changes the subject, grammatical order or point of his sentences a lot to adjust to the speed in which things are coming out of his mind. This has gotten better over the years, though. I think age has offered him a sense of calm that allows words to flow better than in the early years of bangtan, where he was an excited puppy. He pauses a lot between sentences, saying "ohh" quite often, and he has a bunch of characteristic filler words like 약간 (yakhan, a bit) or 이제 (ije, now). If you watch the run bts ep where they forbid words for each member, I think ije was one of those for Tae.

Jungkook: guys he's so cute. I'm so grateful that he started doing lives more often, bc I always got the impression he struggled to put his thoughts into words more than other members and that's why he shied away from giving speeches. He still has a lot in his mind, but when he's not in a rush, he pauses a lot and stumbles over his words without shame until he gets the thought out. He speaks really really fast when animated, mumbling and slurring his syllables (that's why it's so hard for me to translate the travel show without proper subs.) We all know he has a lisp, I believe it might be a characteristic of his Busan accent, which is quite present on the regular (in contrast with Jimin, who sometimes forces it out, often around JK. He even joked that he was losing it a little). When he's directing his words to army, he tends to be really soft-spoken and formal, speaking in a way that you know comes from a place in his heart. He also uses a lot of onomatopoeias when describing things, and he adds cute endings to his words just like Hobi (my aegyo kings.)

[lovelettersforthedamned]

300 FOLLOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤞+ "im just a girl" with peterrrr -🎀

--word count: 0.2k

--warnings: nothing, but fluff. one cheek kiss, but that's all:)

“I’m just a girl.” You’re lying on his chest while a random movie plays as background noise. 

Peter cocks his head back in confusion, slightly chuckling before he responds, “Uhh, what?” 

“I’m literally just a girl,” your expression is dead serious too, making Peter even more confused than he already was. 

“So,” his eyes darted back and forth, “you bite my arm, I yell out in shock, and then you respond with, ‘I’m just a girl’?”

Thinking about it for a second, just to make sure he got it all right, you respond, “Yep! Pretty much, baby!” You snuggle further into his chest as he decides to let it go, the movie distracting him from the rest of the conversation. 

Fifteen minutes pass before Peter speaks up again, “Wait, isn’t that kind of misogynistic and not cool?” 

You giggle, he’s obviously thinking too hard into the entire phrase, but mentally applaud him for looking out for you and all the women in his life. “If that’s what you’re really worrying about, it’s not I swear. If it was, I wouldn’t be saying it,” you look up at him, placing a kiss on his cheek, “but thanks for being a good guy and thinking about it in more ways than one.”

--author's note: something silly because i say this all the time LOL. another sickly sweet ask from 🎀 anon!! liking, commenting, and reblogging really helps me as a writer btw!! don't forget, i have my 300 follower celebration going on, and if you would like...send something in!!! ok, ily bye<333.

[kiss-me-cill-me]

could u write a cill character where the reader is super horny w/ baby fever, a breeding type fic ❤️?? I love your works btw!!

Oh anon, I love you for requesting this ❤️ Partly because I had already planned to write it lmao. And thank you so much!! Sending love right back at ya 🥰

Due Date

Pairing: Neil Lewis x Reader

Word Count: 3.6k

Summary: Your boyfriend is totally oblivious to your baby fever, but lucky for both of you, you aren't able to keep it bottled up for too long.

Warnings: Smut, breeding kink, floor sex, stomach pressing (?? idk how to even phrase this lol), mentions of reader being on birth control, some fluff, established boyfriend/girlfriend relationship

***Please read the warnings before continuing. Minors DNI***

There had been only one thing on your mind for weeks now, and you could not figure out for the life of you how to get rid of the thoughts. You wondered if you would ever feel normal again, or if this was just going to be your new default state forever. The idea of that was maddening.

Neil, on the other hand, seemed to be somehow blissfully unaware about just how badly you felt like you might explode every time Marcia and Buddy came around with their new baby. 

You weren’t sure how that was possible, given that you practically sprinted over to the stroller every time they wrangled it into the store. How could he not have known, when you squealed for the hundredth time, every time, at seeing that chubby little baby face? Marcia had practically needed to wrestle her own child away from you the last time they’d paid a visit, and yet Neil seemed totally unaware of how badly you wanted one of your own.

Or maybe he just hoped that if he ignored it, your baby fever would go away. Your boyfriend had never exactly been one to take on responsibilities willingly, unless doing so somehow involved Gumshoe. The store was his baby, as he often joked, and you were starting to worry that that meant he would never have room in his heart for real babies. The kind that would giggle at Neil’s silly antics and look up at you with their big blue eyes, just like his, and-

You snapped back to reality. You had been daydreaming again, and you found yourself standing behind the counter with Neil, your finger stuck into the spool of a VHS tape as you worked at rewinding a stack of them together.

“You okay, babe?” he asked, sparing a glance in your direction.

You’d paused in your mindless task, lost in fantasy, and now you tried to shake off the fog that had crept over you, bringing with it the images of cribs and onesies and bouncing bundles that always seemed to end up in Neil’s arms. 

“Uh…”

He would make such a good dad. A fun dad; the kind that would take his kids on adventures themed after all of their favorite movies. Lightsaber battles in the kitchen. Quests for treasure in the backyard that would make Indiana Jones quake in his boots. Neil would have just as much fun as your future children - you were sure of it. And that thought was almost enough to make you jump him right there in the store. It was pure torture, living like this, and for days on end.

“Helloooooo?” Neil droned.

You looked over at him with wide eyes as he caught you indulging in your secret fantasies yet again.

“You… good?” he asked again, slightly concerned this time.

“I am; I’m… just a little distracted,” you said, hurrying to get back to rewinding the tape.

Neil stuffed the cassette he was holding back in its box, giving you a smug look.

“Yeah, I do have that effect on you, don’t I?” he teased.

You shoved him, and he nudged you back with an elbow.

“In your dreams,” you laughed.

Privately, you could feel yourself starting to ache at just his words. He had no clue how true they were, and you certainly weren’t about to tell him. Now really wasn’t the time for a baby; your logical side knew that. And as much as a part of you wanted to tell him, you knew that it wouldn’t make any real difference. You would just have to be patient and wait.

“Thanks for helping out tonight, by the way,” Neil continued, slipping back into the easy routine of rewinding tapes. “I hate doing this.”

“I know; me too,” you agreed. “Which is why I expect to be paid overtime.”

Neil looked at you, side-eyed.

“Do you even work here?” he joked.

“Not for long if I don’t start getting paid.”

“Okay, fine,” Neil sighed. “The usual rate?”

You giggled as he put his tape down and pinned you against the edge of the counter, pressing your bodies together as he kissed you. A series of quick, fleeting pecks; your hourly wage for helping him out.

“Hey! Overtime,” you reminded him, grabbing at the hem of his shirt as he started to pull away.

Neil leaned back over and gave you one more kiss, catching your bottom lip with his teeth.

Just then, the bell at the top of the door rang, letting you know that a customer had arrived. Neil stood up straight, clearing his throat in a very professional manner as he backed up a little. Even with distance between you, you still felt your whole body thrum. The heat on your cheeks seemed to burst as the lone customer wandered the store, browsing the aisles as you and Neil stood side by side and rewound more tapes.

“All set?” Neil chirped up as the man approached the counter. 

Neil went through the routine of checking out the tape, finally handing it over along with a receipt. He glanced down at the date that was printed on the slip.

“And you’re all set. Due date is… August fifteenth.”

Behind him, you made a small noise in your throat. Neil looked over at you, just for a moment, before he turned back to the customer and finished wrapping up the transaction. When the man had left, Neil turned more fully to face you.

“You’re acting weird, babe,” he said bluntly, scratching the back of his head. “Is there something going on?”

“Nope, never better!”

You cursed yourself silently. Why had something so stupidly simple as Neil saying the words “due date” lodged itself firmly into your brain as yet another excuse to obsess over babies? 

“If you need to go home, that’s okay,” Neil offered. “I can wrap things up here by myself.”

“I’m fine,” you insisted. “It’s just…”

“Just…?” Neil echoed, leaning toward you.

“Hearing you talk about… due dates,” you sighed, finally admitting defeat.

Neil’s look of utter and genuine confusion would have made you laugh out loud, if not for the fact that you felt compelled to burrow down into the floor.

“Should I not… tell the customers when to return tapes?”

“No, you dummy!” You avoided his eyes as you shuffled uncomfortably. “I just mean that- It just makes me think about babies!”

You could see the gears turning in Neil’s head a few seconds after you’d blurted out your confession, slowly reaching a conclusion before his eyes widened.

“Ohhhh. That’s why you’ve been so interested in hanging out with Marcia,” he laughed.

“Yes! Neil - okay?” you cried, thoroughly embarrassed. “I’ve been thinking about it for weeks, and I just- Ugh!”

You threw your hands up as you abandoned all attempts at explaining yourself. Neil was already throwing you glances, as if he had caught you in the middle of something scandalous, instead of just struggling to suppress baby fever. 

In a way, though, he had. Your thoughts really weren’t all so pure as just picturing him with your kids at the park. Babies didn’t just drop down out of the sky, after all.

Neil took a small step toward you, making you shrink back as he pressed his forehead to yours.

“You like the thought of me knocking you up?” he hummed.

The shock of him saying it so bluntly made you shrink into yourself a bit more. Neil wasn’t letting you go anywhere, though, as he placed his arms to either side of your hips, leaning against the counter.

“Maybe I just think you’d be a good dad,” you shot back, slightly too shakily to be believable.

“Mmm, I don’t think that that’s all you’ve been thinking.” Neil took another step forward, closing up even the most fleeting idea of any distance between you. “I think you like to imagine me filling you up until there’s no way that you couldn’t be pregnant.”

You could hardly believe the words coming out of your boyfriend’s mouth. This was certainly not how you had imagined any potential conversation going.

“And… what if I do?” you asked.

Neil shrugged, not nearly as nonchalant as he was trying to be.

“You tell me,” he said, lowly. “Do you want me to?”

“Want you to…?”

Before you could finish your sentence, Neil’s lips were on yours again, kissing you with a renewed hunger that seemed to extend to some deeper level. Before, things had been teasing and light, like they usually were between you. Now, they felt almost serious. Your head spun as you felt yourself give in to the kiss, letting your wildest fantasies surround you as you stood there, knees buckling at the strong ache that ran through your legs. You had to hold onto Neil slightly as he pulled away. 

“I know we’re not ready for kids yet,” you started, not very convincingly.

Neil was making it too hard to focus, as his lips trailed over the side of your face, pressing kisses into your jaw, your cheek, your temple. You hadn’t expected this reaction from him, and you were scrambling to figure out how to respond.

“So?” Neil laughed. “That doesn’t mean we can’t practice, right? There’s really no harm in that.”

“I… guess not,” you agreed.

Neil pressed a kiss to your forehead before leaning down to bite at your ear. You moaned - just a small sound you couldn’t hold back - and felt warm desire pool deep in your stomach as Neil whispered into your ear.

“I think you’d look cute, you know.”

He pulled back to brush a thumb over the very lowest part of your stomach, and the implication was obvious. “Do you?” you sighed, dreamily.

Neil pressed his body back up against you, and this time you could feel his hard length, digging into your hip. Your hands wrapped around his waist, holding him there as he answered.

“Mm-hmm. Seeing you pregnant would really just be a reminder of what I had done to get you like that, sooo… I think it’d be pretty hot.”

You wondered if Neil had any idea just how dangerous of a game he was playing. You knew he was only pretending. He and you both knew that you were on birth control. But… it would be so easy for things like that to change.

“You really need to start watching your mouth, Neil,” you warned him.

“I think I need to start watching you live out your little fantasies, babe.”

Neil’s next kiss was so passionate that he nearly bent you back over the checkout counter. His teeth caught your already-swollen lip once again as he snuck a hand under your thigh, pulling it up to hook over his waist.

“Neil! Can’t this wait til we get home?” you laughed, a sharp heat coursing throughout your whole body.

“Can you wait?” he countered.

That wasn’t really a fair argument. You very clearly could not, at least not based on the way you felt yourself clench around nothing more than the thought of Neil filling you up, just like he’d said earlier. You groaned as he kissed you again, sealing your fate.

“Okay, just - let me at least lock the door,” you begged.

Neil pulled away with a soft smile, and you could see just how incredibly hard he was through the outline of his jeans. 

“Hurry back, baby. Or I’ll have to come over there and get you.”

You practically ran to the front of the store, flipping the sign hastily over to “closed” before locking the door and drawing the blinds over all of the windows. It was already dark out, and you caught a quick glimpse of your wide smile in the reflection of the plate glass. This wasn’t the first time that Gumshoe had closed early for some less-than-legitimate purposes.

Suddenly, something crashed into your back. From behind, you felt Neil’s arms encircle your waist as he pulled you away from the window.

“Sorry, babe - couldn’t wait.”

His voice was close, burrowing into your ear as it nestled right next to the thoughts that continued to swirl in your head. You felt a rush down your spine at his words. 

Neil backed up a few more steps as he spun around, keeping you pinned to his chest, and then slammed directly into the shelves, spilling VHS tapes everywhere.

“Look who’s the overeager one now,” you laughed, arching back slightly as Neil’s hand grabbed roughly at your breast.

“Who said I wasn’t?”

Neil guided you down to the floor, flipping you over to face him as you landed among the catastrophe of VHS tapes. You shoved a few out of the way, making enough room to lie down while Neil hovered over you, busy with ripping off his shirt.

“Is this really how you treat the mother of your future children?” you joked.

“No,” Neil replied, looking down at you as he tore off his belt. “This is how I treat the girl who wants me to fuck my cum into her so badly, she can’t even focus on rewinding tapes.”

Neil shoved his pants down while you were still too shocked to speak, and then went to work on your clothes, nearly wrestling you out of them as he grunted above you. Neil sometimes got rough when he was excited, but you hadn’t ever seen him like this. Clearly, you weren’t the only one who liked the idea of him getting you pregnant.

Naked and lying on the floor of your boyfriend’s video rental store, you felt yourself practically drip onto the carpet.

“Neil, are you really gonna…?”

“Cum in you?” he finished. “Course I am. How else are you gonna get knocked up?”

Your face flushed. The line between real intentions and fantasy ones was already so dangerously thin, and you felt yourself grow even more excited at the idea of not knowing how serious he was. The two of you had always been cautious. Neil always pulled out of you, even knowing that you were on birth control. It wasn’t like anything would actually happen if he chose not to, but…

“Need you to take me nice and deep - okay, baby?”

Neil’s words snapped you back to reality again as you felt him line up. Your hips were hovering just off the floor, and the anticipation was killing you. You needed him inside of you, now.

“Okay,” you agreed breathlessly.

“Good girl.”

Neil sat up straight as he pushed in, and you felt yourself clamp down so hard that it was almost a miracle he was able to get anywhere. But he did, and you could feel every inch of him sink into you as he buried himself all the way, deep inside just like he’d promised.

“Fuck, you’re so tight,” he hissed. “But you’re not gonna be after I’m done with you. Fuck.”

You watched Neil groan as he squeezed his eyes shut and pumped once, almost cautiously. You could feel the drag of his cock as he pulled out, and you savored the slow thrust. You knew that this pace wouldn’t last long once he got started.

Neil’s hand drifted back down to your stomach, pressing softly as he pushed into you again.

“You feel that, babe?”

The sensation made you gasp. The slight pressure from Neil's hand made the fat head of his cock seem to nudge inside of you even more deeply; the feeling intense but addicting. Neil kept the flat palm of his hand pressed against you as he dragged out, then pushed back in, a little more roughly this tine. It was almost enough to send you right over the edge, and your hips inched up to increase the pressure.

“Fuck - you like that,” Neil commented, breathlessly. “Like feeling right where I’m gonna cum, don’t you?” “N-Neil! Fuck!” you gasped, unable to string more than two words together. 

It was absurd how quickly he’d brought you right to the point of no return. You could feel yourself, clearly about to let go any second, and you knew Neil could too. Your muscles were already spasming, clenching harshly around him, desperate for that last little push that you needed to tip over.

Neil grabbed your wrist with his other hand, only to drag it down to your clit. As he positioned your fingers, you heard him let out a small whine of his own.

“Fuck, baby - come for me, please,” he begged.

The added sensation of your fingers was more than enough to make you obey, and you screamed as Neil thrust his hips into you, pressing down harder with his hand. The feeling that washed over you was far too profane to be called good, but you found yourself unable to care about just how impure your thoughts were. You wanted Neil’s cum more than anything else in the world.

“That was so awesome,” Neil moaned.

His hands landed next to your head with a thud, as he fell forward heavily. The force sent a couple more VHS tapes tumbling off the shelf, raining down over the two of you. Neil didn’t seem to notice as he pumped into you again. 

“I wish you’d told me about this sooner,” he laughed. “You’re squeezing me like crazy; I can’t believe how turned on you get at the thought of me fucking a baby into you.”

You could barely respond, still coming down from a high that had left you shaking. Neil brought a hand to your face, cradling you as he continued to thrust, steadily picking up pace.

“I’m right here, babe,” he assured, pressing a soft kiss to your head. “Fuck, you’re so pretty like this. Can you beg?”

His request sent a jolt straight through you. The sound of his voice, slightly strained and right on the verge of cracking, almost made it seem like he should have been the one to beg you. But, then again, he hadn’t needed even a full five minutes to get you to come so hard that you still couldn't see straight.

“Neil, please,” you whined, letting go of all sense of decency.

“What d’you want me to do, baby?” he groaned.

You suddenly found yourself with both hands pinned over your head; Neil’s fingers digging into your wrists as he held them tight. He leaned all his weight into it, using his other hand to grab frantically at your hip as he picked up his pace even more. It hurt, having both arms pressed so hard into the floor, but you honestly couldn’t have cared less if it meant Neil was close.

“Fuck, Neil - want you to fill me and fuck me again and again. Want your cum so badly. Want you to-”

“Fuck!” Neil yelled.

You felt him rush to bury himself, deeper inside of you than he had ever been. His expression as he came was so twisted in agonized pleasure that it nearly knocked the wind out of you. The sensation was somehow different than you had imagined it; a wet warmth that seemed to spread through you and seep into your bones, still sore from being pushed down into the hard floor.

As he came down from his own high, Neil thrusted weakly a few more times. You felt his cum start to slip out of you, dripping down the curve of your thigh before pooling onto the carpet.

That would be awkward to explain. You hoped that it wouldn’t stain too badly.

“Holy shit, we should do that more often,” Neil breathed. He brought his hand back to your face, dragging his knuckles over your jaw as he let go of your wrists. “You okay, baby?”

“I’m… yeah,” you said dreamily, still unable to think quite straight. “Wow, Neil.”

“Yeah, I could tell you enjoyed that,” he laughed, moving inside you and shoving his cum a just little bit deeper. 

He had started to get soft, but you felt him twitch slightly at the new sensation. Your mind flashed back to earlier, when he had talked about filling you over and over again until there was no way you couldn’t get pregnant.

Neil kissed you sweetly on the lips, then pulled back to look at you. A serious expression bloomed over his face.

“Babe, do you have any other fantasies? You have to tell me if you do.” He kissed you on the nose, quickly, before continuing. “Can’t believe I almost missed out on the chance to breed your tight little cunt.”

Neil, clearly, hadn’t quite left this particular fantasy behind.

“I didn’t mean to not tell you. I just… I worried you’d think it was weird.”

“Baby, anything that drives you this wild would never be weird to me,” Neil promised. “Especially if it means I get to do this. You really do look so pretty stuffed full of cum.”

You felt your cheeks start to heat up again, and Neil pressed his lips to yours, softer this time. His tongue slipped briefly past yours, before he pulled away to look down at you. You were the first to speak.

“I really do think you’d make a good dad. Just for the record,” you said.

Neil brushed the tip of his nose over yours.

“You tryin’ to sweet talk me into doing all that again?” he teased. “Because I think we might wreck the whole store. Somebody’s gotta clean up these tapes.”

He gestured widely toward the shelf next to you, knocking over a few more cassettes in the process. 

You laughed, wrapping your arms tight around Neil’s neck as you pulled him in close for one more kiss.

[dootznbootz]

Big oof guys Odysseus wasn't a cheater he was a victim you soggy feminist retelling enjoying fries. and I don't get them changing that so that "women who have been cheated on by their husbands can relate and know they're valid for being sad" because let's be honest if he was a women y'all would've been treating his situation appropriately. Feminism is about men and women being equal, and do you know how many women (and men) could relate to Odysseus's situation? He wasn't a good person (neither was anyone in Greek myth) but stop making him out to be the bad guy. It's not only insulting to his character, mythology fans but also victims. It can be insulting to male victims for this being erased and treated so lightly. And for female victims who know what that feels like and are (rightfully) disgusted when this sort of behavior gets excused.

And for those of you saying "But he had a choice with Circe!!" Um... not really? He slept with her to save his friends, his brothers. Let's put it this way "Let's say your best friend was being held captive, and the only way to save them would be to sleep with the guy who's holding them hostage. Cheating would imply there was a betrayal of trust between partners, this wasn't done out of maliciousness. This was done to ensure the safety of an innocent person/people who you care about deeply. Any good lover would understand there's a huge lack of choice in a situation like that. Again, if the gender roles were reversed y'all wouldn't have been saying this crap.

If men and women are so equal, a men getting sexually assaulted and used holds just as much weight as a woman. This isn't feminism, this is sexism towards men. And no, it's not justified because "that's what the Greeks did", it's not okay just because you lable it as petty payback/revenge. What happened to be better than your oppressor? As if you were the one's in ancient Greece who had to deal with these things. You are not in a friend group with every woman in history just because you had to deal with "scummy men".

And even if you are a victim, how can you be immature and gross to KNOW what that feels like yet still not care/be ignorant towards one suffering and easily erase it. And just because they were the same gender as people who were asses and creeps towards you or people who happen to be the same gender as you.

Tumblr never fails to disappoint me 😔 I have no doubt in my mind Penelope would beat up all these people victim blaming her husband

"you soggy feminist retelling enjoying fries."

Dear Anon, I love this phrase so much. Thank you for sharing it with me.

Sorry this took a while to get to. <3 I just answered quite a few heavy asks recently and I wanted to give a lil break in general :) You also wrote it all out very well already so I didn't really know how much I have to add or say without sounding like a broken record!

And yeah, like, he's not a good person. Nobody really is, especially by modern standards. But that doesn't mean what happened to him didn't happen. Or that people should diminish it.

I mean, I'm very very sure that Homer even shows Odysseus' PTSD from it all in the Odyssey. How he's so adamant about Nausica's maids NOT helping him bathe, despite that being the custom/culture of the time. Like Idk what other reason he would have to not ask for help, being "older" wasn't something that would've been too outta the norm, he was still exhausted from nearly drowning to death, etc. BUT this is RIGHT after he just escaped Calypso. Gives huge PTSD reaction to me.

ngl, I find it really disappointing in a way that this ancient text feels more respectful of victims and their trauma than more modern books lol. A lot of Modern shit feels like trauma porn ;~;

And you're absolutely right with Penelope. She loves her like-minded fool. She would not blame him. I honestly think she'd be the one to reassure him often because he'd probably feel guilt and/or just...need some comfort from everything.

I really hate the whole "He expected her to be faithful when he was not." Because guess what? He canonically was. He had no concubines officially listed ANYWHERE. People can take vague statements if they want but that's just it. Vague statements. All other "interactions" were against his will and/or it was coercion to save his friends. All under duress regardless.

Like in general, there is so much more potential in writing about about a character trying to help her incredibly traumatized lover. Seeing him as he is still and loving him. Him finally feeling safe again, LEARNING to feel safe again. After finally having clawed his way back into the arms he never wanted to leave in the first place, he can LIVE again. There's something incredibly beautiful in that.

I mean as you said, I find Odysseus very relatable in a lot of ways. His story is really beautiful in the whole "You've been through Hell, You've done some horrible things, but despite all that, you can achieve peace again. You can LIVE again." It's a really hopeful story in a way. And I really love that.

[ryuichirou]

TWST cursing and dirty jokes hcs

Anonymous asked:

Do you have any headcanons for the twst boys and how often they curse? Who curses the most? Who has the dirtiest mouth? Who says the worst things? Who sounds unnatural when they swear?

On the same subject, who likes dirty jokes? Who thinks they’re immature? Who knows the dirtiest most vulgar things and says them on the regular (think Miu Iruma levels of vulgarity)? Who sounds like an inexperienced virgin whenever they crack dirty jokes or says vulgar things?

Anonymous asked:

Do you have head-canons for the Twst boys cursing?

The first ask was sent quite a while ago, and the second one is today; what a good timing, because I already wanted to post this today! Thank you for your request, Anons.

This ask got me super excited. Funny thing is, I don’t really like overusing curse words for some of the characters because it feels like they wouldn’t use it… But I guess a lot of them ended up using it one way or another huh.

When it comes to Mui Iruma levels of vulgarity though, they still have a lot to learn…

Riddle – not only he doesn’t swear, he is also the type of person to say things that could have a different meaning without realising it. Like, he would say the word “come” in a perfectly normal way, and some of the boys from his dorm (Ace) would snicker… or when he said the word “sextant”, and Ace made him repeat it like 5 times by asking seemingly genuine innocent questions about the thing. Riddle absolutely hates when Ace does it, he thinks it’s beyond immature, and frankly, not a lot of things make him as mad as being caught in these “swearing” traps. He also absolutely hates dirty jokes. Riddle has never said the word “fuck” in his life, and he is very proud of it! (only heard it for the first time like 2 or 3 years ago…) I think Riddle genuinely thinks that if someone curses, it’s a sign of their low intelligence.

Ace – he curses all the time. He tries not to do it in front of some senpais (the more strict ones, like Vil or Riddle), but not all of them – he swears in front of Trey, Cater, Jamil and Floyd without holding back at all. But he is also the type that could swear even in front of a professor if he is too pissed off… He definitely got into trouble at least a couple of times for saying “FUCK” out-loud during class. Speaking of class, he likes to think that he has some, and that he isn’t an immature boy laughing at stupid dirty jokes, but he’s delusional about himself: he is an immature boy laughing at stupid dirty jokes. Sometimes he comes up with a roundabout way to call someone a virgin masturbator to tease them (mostly Deuce), but there are times when he just does the “yo mama” thing. Not as often as he used to do when he was a middleschooler though. He also called Riddle a cunt once... but “bitch” is his favourite word.

Deuce – he used to curse a lot; he would say a 10-word sentence, and at least 5 words of the sentence would be some variation of “fuck”. Delinquent baby Deuce called people twats left and right. But now he is extremely ashamed of it, and does his best not to do it… it’s kind of difficult for him because it’s been less than a year + a lot of the swear words used to be his “buffer words” that he would just stick in his speech while he was thinking of some other word, and now he has to think properly and choose his words before speaking… it’s very obvious when he’s trying to come up with another phrasing in his head because he gets silent for a couple of moments lol Still, he can’t actively think about these things all the time, so he says “fuck” every now and then, and then gets instantly embarrassed. Ace makes fun of him for that. As for the dirty jokes, he can’t help but laugh at them sometimes, but he doesn’t say anything himself, not anymore.

Trey – he prefers not to curse, it’s just not his style, plus it isn’t very pleasant to the ear overall. But it’s not like he is 100% innocent either, sometime he would mutter “fuck” quietly to himself if he is frustrated or surprised, but he tries not to do it in front of others. It would ruin the image they have of him… or make him 100 times more attractive somehow, and Trey wouldn’t really want that either! So sometimes he uses some silly phrases instead of cursing, like “fudge brownies”... He doesn’t like dirty jokes, but if they’re funny, he’ll chuckle. Very sneakily though.

Cater – he curses sometimes, but it doesn’t sound like something “heavy” when it comes from him. Maybe it’s because he doesn’t overdo it and says it casually, like “holy shit” or “I’m fucking excited”. Funny enough, he tries to change these words into “frick” or “holy cow” when he’s around freshmen. Yes he knows that both of them curse, but he’s trying to set an example here, right? He loves dirty jokes though! But then again, he would say them in a very sneaky way not to ruin his cute and cool senpai image.

Leona – he curses more than Falena does, and he started to do it exactly to spite Falena. His brother is very proper with his way of speaking, and whenever Leona says something a prince shouldn’t, Falena always looked bothered and disappointed – this is why he got this habit. He doesn’t swear all the time, but whenever he does, it sounds surprisingly fitting and natural. He doesn’t like dirty jokes though; I guess deep inside he is a prince after all.

Ruggie – he knows a lot of curse words, and some of them are very rare, creative and frankly scary sounding, but he doesn’t swear very often – he is very good at controlling himself. He knows that you can seriously affect the way others see you in professional setting if you go around cursing left and right. Still, Ruggie does say “fuck” and “shit” sometimes. And he loves dirty jokes! He doesn’t make those jokes himself, but he would laugh at one if he hears it.

Jack – he doesn’t swear at all, but if he is deeply, extremely angry, then after all the “GRRRRR”s you miiiight hear one “fuck”. But this is such a rare occasion that it’s going to sound weird coming from him. He also doesn’t like it when the word “bitch” is used as a curse word because now he can’t use it normally without having other freshmen giggle… He also hates dirty jokes :( party pooper.

Azul – he doesn’t normally curse, in general, he would prefer not to curse at all, but sometimes, when he speaks you could almost hear him starting to say something bad, and then quickly change it into something else. Azul got one nasty tongue, but it’s mostly hidden… mostly. The Tweels know that Azul could say curse words that would make a lot of people blush (not them though). Azul doesn’t limit himself when he’s talking to them + sometimes mutters to himself angrily. He also picked up some of the words and phrases from Idia. But when it comes to dirty jokes, Azul absolutely hates them and thinks they are the lowest form of comedy. When did you become a comedy expert, Azul?

Jade – sometimes he looks like he is just waiting for the right moment to drop the F-bomb when people around him expect it the least, but he knows that once he does it, this mystique and this tension will be lost forever. It won’t feel like a big deal anymore. So he doesn’t do it… yet. He is waiting for the perfect moment to drop his first F-bomb! <3 He is also a liar though, this isn’t his first F-bomb at all. When it comes to dirty jokes, Jade, surprisingly, loves them when someone else is the target. But he has very high standards for those and wants them to be as nasty as possible! He won’t say it, of course, but he’s always hoping the joking person will go there.

Floyd – oh he curses no problem. He doesn’t make a big deal out of it – this is just the way he speaks. His parents and teachers tried to combat Floyd’s cursing habits, but no one’s ever succeeded at anything… he cursed in front of Crowley once, and Crowley couldn’t even scold him.  Everyone is powerless against Floyd’s “fuck”… He does like dirty jokes every now and then, but they are hit or miss with him. Sometimes he laughs hysterically at the most raunchy immature things ever, but sometimes he just looks disappointed and says “nah that’s just nasty”. He loves teasing Riddle with dirty jokes though… he always reacts in a fun way.

Kalim – he doesn’t swear! He just doesn’t feel the need to. When he was little, he asked Jamil what a “fuck” was… and then there was a moment when he was very confused about pussies and cocks. What an animal farm! The truth is, people don’t really swear around Kalim, so cursing is still sounds very unnatural to him. He doesn’t judge though! But he doesn’t like dirty jokes… they kind of make him uncomfortable? He likes silly toilet humour sometimes though, which is ??? Why, Kalim? As long as it isn’t too gross, I guess…

Jamil – he is the reason why Kalim asked about the meaning behind the “fuck”, and he got in so much trouble for that that he never said anything even remotely dirty around Kalim after that point. He didn’t know Kalim was listening, okay! He was just talking to himself! But yeah, Jamil curses from time to time, but also all the time in his head. He has a never-ending broadcast of repeating “what the actual fuck?” in his head at all times. He’s a bit similar to Azul in a way that you don’t want to know what he thinks… He doesn’t like dirty jokes, but he isn’t a saint – sometimes he would snicker if the joke is witty enough.

Vil – he curses extremely rarely, and he would prefer not to swear at all, but at the same time he thinks that words are just words and there is no need to be precious about it. Still he thinks that swearing at inappropriate place and time is absolutely unacceptable and shows one's disregard to people around them and their lack of self-control, tact and common sense. He lectures poor Epel a lot because Epel has no business bringing his potty mouth to his dorm. I think there are three situations in which Vil could potentially curse: out of intense frustration (super rare), in a sexual setting (who says “penis” when they fuck?) and on film if the script requires it. The latter would be such a jumpscare for everyone who knows him irl… and for his fanbase as well. He doesn’t like dirty jokes 95% of the time, but when the starts align… and if the joke is, once again, witty and not very in-your-face…

Rook – he doesn’t curse at all, but it’s not because he doesn’t like “bad words”. He finds them very poetic, and he probably experimented with them in some of his private poems, but when it comes to his manner of speech, it just doesn’t sound right. Maybe it’s because he never hears those words from the stage when he watches an opera? It’s not like his parents or anyone else prohibited him from swearing at any point in his life. I think if someone hears him say a dirty word, they would be even more shocked than hearing one from Vil. When it comes to dirty jokes Rook actually loves them, because he thinks they express a lot about a person making them. I guess he views them in a very anthropological, culturological and linguistical kind of way. Please don’t ask him what the fuck that even means, he will answer…

Epel – he knows a lot of scary words… some of which are native to the area he grew up in. Being his grandma's little copy, when Epel curses, it’s very powerful and kind of shocking. He can't really swear anymore because Vil WILL wash his mouth with soap, but sometimes he gets carried away. He is similar to Deuce in a way that he gets those “fuck- oh, I mean- geez-“ moments. He loves dirty jokes though, maybe even more than Ace does, and when he doesn’t have to pretend to be a cutie, he says some nasty stuff. Especially when he gets carried away… he loves being provocative and shocking with his jokes, but people around him usually think that he is trying too hard to be edgy sometimes lol

Idia – he swears, and it's not really a big deal to him. People who act all insulted when you use a no-no word are funny to him, especially when they are super self-righteous about it. He thinks that censorship is stupid, and keeping kids away from curse words is also stupid. No one really swears back at his home though, so it's the Internet that made Idia start cursing. He knows a lot of words that people rarely use, but they’re used on certain /boards/… you know, typical Idia behavior. He doesn’t like dirty jokes though: poop jokes are stupid and gross, dick jokes are too dick-obsessed, sex jokes are too overrated. He is yet to hear a funny one. Do better.

Ortho – he used to have a filter in his "head", just so he doesn't start repeating everything he saw on the Internet. So he used to have a no swear rule technically! And he hated it because he always wanted to say the same words Idia said, and it was very difficult for him to find a roundabout way to do it. But now he doesn’t have this filter anymore and he can curse however he wants! The first time he said the word “fuck” felt like magic. Idia (or anyone else) still can’t get used to Ortho cursing though, it sounds so wrong and weird, so Ortho doesn’t do it too much. Also, ironically, he is the one to tell Idia not to use certain words sometimes because he’s being too mean……. Also, Ortho likes dirty jokes because he feels like this is what cool kids are into, and he is a cool kid! But Idia’s disregard towards them still influences him; so he never says anything himself…

Lilia – he is horrible. I think it’s safe to say that he has the biggest library of curse words in his head, some of which went out of style ages ago, but Lilia still uses them from time to time. Well, these days he tries to be more cute, so sometimes he use cuter versions of his favourite swear words; so technically he would also say stuff like “fudge brownies” lol He sounds like a grandpa when he swears, either a sailor grandpa or a cute grumpy grandpa. He is holding back a lot though, no one would survive Lilia’s verbal attack when he’s serious. He loves dirty jokes though! They make him feel young~ Sometimes he goes “boo you’re no fun” because no one else in Diasmonia really likes this type of humour.

Silver – he doesn’t curse. Somehow, being around Lilia or his classmates didn't affect him at all. He knows what these words mean, and it's not like he is avoiding them on purpose, but they just don't stick to him. I guess he is just too pure for this world. He doesn’t  really care about dirty jokes, but when they’re said at someone else’s expense, he would ask not to harass that person. What a knight.

Sebek – he doesn’t curse, and he is extremely righteous about it! Similarly to Riddle, he thinks that people who curse are just swines with low intelligence and no self-control! Lilia is an exception, of course! I think Sebek would actually overload and faint if someone forced him to say a bad word. He curses in other ways, actually, and he thinks that phrases that he chooses are much classier. Like the words “buffoon”… or “swine” of course. Oh, and he absolutely loathes dirty jokes. Like, he would get visibly angry when he hears them.

Malleus – one day when he was younger he felt a little rebellious and dropped a no-no word on Lilia. He still remembers Lilia’s shocked face, it was priceless. Still, Malleus never curses; those words just aren’t in his vocabulary, despite the fact that Lilia is pretty comfortable swearing in front of him. Maybe the time has come for him to shock Lilia again…which word should he choose? Also yeah, no surprises here, he doesn’t like dirty jokes at all. Whenever he hears them, he feels like a teenage sister sitting at her 7 y.o. brother’s birthday while he is telling poop jokes to his friends of the same age. Out of place, awkward, a little grossed out. Sexual jokes are a bit better, but it has to be an extremely classy one said by someone he really really really likes, or he just won’t get it and get mad instead.

[dbdakinkfest]

DBDA Kinkfest Masterpost with all prompts and entries!

This post will be edited as more prompts and works are made. The spreadsheet is still working and will also be updated constantly. This is just a way to have everything easily over at Tumblr as well, for now and for posterity ;)

Check it out below. +18 only!

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: alive!au, college boy enemies to lovers, Edwin is a rich boy, Charles is there on a scholarship, absurd levels of sexual tension, extra points for "and they were roommates" Kinks: praise kink, rough sex, dirty talk, comeplay (think snowballing or felching)

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: the cat king transforms into edwin during an interaction with charles and flirts with him, charles brain just stops working for a moment when he realizes that he finds ewin extremely hot, actually. he stops the cat king before he can go too far and leaves. next interaction with edwin is just charles not being able to stop staring and NOTICING things about edwin until he blurts out that he wants to kiss him. edwin says yes of course and things evolve rather quickly from there... Kinks: confident/ dominant edwin, completely smitten charles. also, (dunno if that's a specific kink but) both of them tell each other the fantasies they've been having about each other and then they make them into reality together

Pairing: Edwin/Charles/Crystal or Edwin/Charles/Cat King Prompt: Charles sitting on top of someone while the other person jerks him off or blows him. I just want him to be pressed between two people, overwhelmed with it, possibly feeling an erection under him and getting neck kisses at the same time

Entries:

so good, so good, so fuckin’ real (that's just the way you make me feel), by CatGotYourTongue (SexyCoinkiDicks) (fanfic)

phantom shame, by wonkaway (fanfic)

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: edwin getting charles off by just using his magic without touching him Kinks: surprise me :)

Entries:

all you need to do is ask, by sage owl (fanfic)

Pairing: Edwin/Cat King Prompt: BDSM. Edwin takes revenge on the cat king and punishes him with pain-pleasure. Catking Bottom Kinks: 1-BDSM 2-Comfort 3-Jealousy 4-CatKingbottom

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: TW mpreg (just to be safe as I know it can be a squick) One of the boys discovers the other is pregnant when he realizes he is carrying two scents. Kinks: Mpreg, scenting, bond bites not necessary but a bonus

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: TW ageplay/age regression. Charles finds comfort in age regression as a way to cope with his anger issues and enjoy childish things he never could. Edwin is pleased to take care of him. Bonus points: Niko is a little and is the one who gets Charles into it, they play together; Crystal is also a caregiver; platonic scenes with all 4; sex is optional, but only outside of littlespace. Kinks: ageplay/age regression

Pairing: Crystal/Niko Prompt: Shibari Kinks: Orgasm control and aftercare

Entries:

Tied Up Psychic by Anon (fanart)

Pairing: Crystal/Niko Prompt: Facesitting/69ing (did u know another term for facesitting is queening? Love that for us)

Entries:

telling secrets, there on the mattress, by read_write_thrive (fanfic)

Pairing: Edwin/Monty Prompt: Outdoor sex, like the forest in ep 6. I feel like monty loves being outdoors since he was caged so much of his life Kinks: Frotting or intercrural, quirofilia, and (my brain is broken, i apologize, i have been googling "opposite of dirty talk for 15 mins ago and i still cant find the phrase but yeah whatever the opposite of dirty talk is lol)

Pairing: Edwin/Cat King Prompt: I love the idea of cat king and edwin having sex and afterwards, tck wants edwin to stay but edwin doesn't see the point since he'll just be sleeping. So tck sets up a little side table with all sorts of rare books for the next time edwin pays a visit and teaches edwin about cockwarming/swaddling. They have sex, tck stays inside edwin and sleeps, edwin is mercilessly teased for a few hours while trying to read and eventually tck wakes up and rewards edwin with orgasms 😊 Kinks: Cockwarming/swaddling, somnophilia (ig?)

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: One day, after Edwin's confession (and in between Charles repression/figuring stuff out) Charles has a wet dream (or an awake fantasy cos they can't actually sleep, but you know what I mean). In this "dream" Edwin is much more forward and flirty. Not only initiating the snogging, but also talking dirty and eventually domming. Then Charles "wakes up" incredibly horny and with a realisation. Kinks: Wet dream, Dom Edwin

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: TW Bladder desperation. The boys are trapped somewhere and one is desperate for the loo. The other is about to discover they have a new fetish. Wetting is ok but should not be the focus. Also the one finding themselves enjoying it making the situation worse with pressure or movement is a plus. Kinks: watersports (desperation, not golden showers)

Entries:

Every part of you is mine, by sixbynine (fanfic)

Pairing: my favorite is Edwin/Charles, but I'm not picky Prompt: there is a screenshot of a tweet floating around that says: "Threesomes where one of them is just watching it happen but has the other's face buried in their lap or on their chest as they cling to their clothes and beg and whine and sob their name as they get fucked... brushing their hair back and muttering praises... my food" and i just feel like this prompt needs to be released to the DBD fandom at large. I would honestly read it in almost any arrangement of characters but my preference is Edwin/CK with Charles watching or, if you wanna get real spicy, Charles/Edwin with CK watching. There was one I read recently that really liked with Edwin/CK and Charles collared/chained up watching--don't remember the name unfortunately, but something in that vein. Kinks: it's hard to describe the exact tone i'm looking for but generally: Dom/Sub dynamics that focus on (gentle, praise-heavy) power exchange, devotion, desperation, edging/orgasm denial, overstimulation, puppy play but in the devotion way not the degradation way, collars/leashes, gloves/leather. Don't feel like you need to shove everything in one fic, like I said, I'm mostly just excited to see what people come up with for this prompt.

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Edwin sitting on his chair, working, Charles on his usual spot on the desk trying to get his attention until he ends up sitting on the desk directly in front of Edwin. Playful turns to tension and Charles eventually just drops on Edwin's lap. Smut goes on from there Kinks: Frottage, maybe mutual handjob, maybe penetration but not necessarily. This one seems kinda sweet to me, lol

Entries:

we are a hurricane (set all the zippers free), by aletterinthenameofsanity (fanfic)

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Edwin discovers that needs to be blindfolded and tied up to really let go but has trouble accepting this because of his time in Hell (where he was regularly tied up and tortured) Charles wants to learn how to tease and control him so he can enjoy himself without becoming aggressive like his Dad. Helplessness kink for Edwin, praise kink for Charles! Kinks: Praise kink, shibari bondage (so beautiful and skillful), blindfolded and bound, enforced solidity from iron, discovering and negotiating subspace

Pairing: Crystal/Niko Prompt: Feeling realizations and a first time Kinks: Face-sitting, spit kink

Untitled, by DuaghterofStories

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: I'd love to see Edwin tying Charles up and teasing him out of his mind, with lots of orgasm denial and an eventual big payoff. Bonus points if he works Charles up to the edge and backs off quite a lot of times before finally letting him finish. Maybe usually Charles has a hard time not making it all about Edwin's pleasure, so this time Edwin wants him to slow down and really, REALLY feel it Kinks: orgasm denial, bondage

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: charles being so into bottoming that he is practically foaming at the mouth, constantly distracted when looking at edwin. Kinks: light bondage, orgasm denial, overstimulation

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Exhibicionism. Charles blows Edwin under the desk while there's a client in the office.

Pairing: Edwin/Charles; Edwin/Cat King Prompt: DP. Power bottom Edwin taking both his cat and dog. It would be great for him to be trans.

Pairing: Charles/Crystal; Edwin/Charles Prompt: Crystal peggs Charles and Edwin just watches (he can touch himself).

Pairing: Edwin/Charles + Niko Prompt: Niko asks the boys to reenact a scene from her manga as a (re)birthday gift (she's a freaky i love her). It can be Mature.

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: i want to see charles with a collar getting topped Kinks: bondage, body worship, semi public sex, prostate milking

Pairing: Edwin/Cat King; Edwin/Cat King/Charles Prompt: CK having his little ghosties on a leash at the bottom of his throne.

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: I want to see Edwin as Charles' virgin stoic boss who became a loudy, messy, powerless bottom under his employee's hand

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Charles is a service top who get his pleasure from his partner's pleasure, but is exremely frustrated by Edwin's stubbornness in only caring for Charles' pleasure. One day, he snaps Kinks: Orgasm control, overstimulation

Pairing: Monty/Cat King Prompt: i bet monty would find a certain thrill in allowing himself to be completely at the cat kings mercy. on the other side of things, i bet the cat king loves how pretty his bird looks when under his complete control. Kinks: predator/prey, dom/sub, blood, scratching, biting, bondage, dacryphilia, praise

Pairing: Edwin/Cat King Prompt: Edwin and Charles acquire a book entirely in Japanese and and a long length of enchanted silk cord as payment for a job that has recently been jobbed. It was put aside for Niko to translate for them once she was back from a girls weekend away with Jenny and Crystal. With Charles keeping Monty company while the girls were away Edwin is waiting for Thomas to come pick him up for a mystery date. After appearing in the office the book catches The Cat King's eye and he questions his ghostly boyfriend on why he has a book about enchanted knots and chords for Shibari? Edwin of course doesn't know what he's talking about. Thomas' plans for the evening suddenly change as he asks his boyfriend if he'd like to find out... Kinks: Shibari - Sub/Dom Roles

Pairing: Monty/Cat King Prompt: charles and edwin need the cat kings help for a case and have to discuss the details with him while attempting to ignore the crow kneeling in front of the throne with a dick in his mouth. Kinks: cockwarming, exhibistionism, voyeurism, dom/sub

Pairing: Charles/Cat King Prompt: Hatefuck! I'd like something bittersweet, moderately aggressive and it can go either way but I prefer power bottom!CK. Charles can eventually hit it really hard though. The feelings are all weird and in the wrong places but the sex is amazing and somehow they're both mad at that

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Toxicology, by qwanderer (fanfic)

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Edwin's still tensed and stressed after a difficult case and Charles helps him into sub space so he can stop thinking too much and making decisions. Can be platonic. Kinks: bondage; D/s; oral fixation

Pairing: Monty/Edwin/Cat King/Charles Prompt: The four are in a quad relationship (Monty, Cat King, and Charles are all dating Edwin and mostly like each other.), and Charles is being snappy and jealous about Edwin, so, naturally, Edwin has to punish him. Dom! Edwin, Sub!The other three. Lots of Edwin punishing Charles, either by neglecting him while pleasuring Monty and Cat King, or constant orgasm denial/edging. Charles should not get off until the very, very end. Lots of cuddly and cute aftercare, and Charles sharing why he felt all jealous. Also, petty harem drama. Also, maybe a bit of sex, or implied sex, with Monty and Cat King in their animal forms. Idk, that's optional. All a very loving and cute relationship, but they're petty brats and get jelly easily. Kinks: Pet play, degradation, orgasm denial, leashes, spanking, and, of course, face sitting (Dom on sub's face).

Pairing: Edwin/Charles + Crystal Prompt: tw humiliation. Edwin is trying to read but Charles cant stay still and shut up, so Edwin gets him naked, tied and gagged in the corner (ghost-proof rope or handcuffs). Crystal is there after a while, she and Edwin discuss the case ignoring Charles' whining. Aftercare pls. Kinks: dacryphilia

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phantom shame, by wonkaway (fanfic)

Pairing: Monty/Charles Prompt: TW: Dubcon / degradation When Edwin turns down Monty, Charles flirts a bit with Monty, not really meaning it. Monty then fucks him mercilessly. Charles, of course, loves it, and becomes obsessed with Monty doing it again. Mentions of Monty doing sexual things for favors in a human body before this. Charles doesn't give consent, but he is very enthusiastic about it, and both are aware that he could push Monty off. Monty calls Charles derogatory queer slurs, but in a sexy way. Dom!Monty x Sub!Charles Kinks: Leashes, face sitting, dacryphilia, forniphillia, collars, being walked in on, degradation

Pairing: None Prompt: TW: Rape/Non-con Niko thinks Edwin needs to loosen up, so she drugs him, blindfolds him, and ties him up for free use. Edwin's POV. Kinks: Whatever you want, idc.

Pairing: Edwin/Cat King Prompt: Edwin discovering by chance that the Cat King actually really likes bottoming (something he rarely gets to do because much of his early stage flirting consists of him being "the experienced type" which gets misunderstood quickly). He decides to take a turn and is surprised to find he prefers things this way around as well. Kinks: sensory play, praise kink. but tbh just go with whatever feels natural in however you choose to approach the prompt.

Pairing: Edwin/Charles/Crystal Prompt: Charles is blindfolded and tied up. both Edwin and Crystal can do whatever they want to him. All has been previously agreed upon. They play around Charles figuring out who's touching him. Kinks: Bondage, free use, oral fixation

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Charles and Edwin, pre-relationship preferably, masturbate in front of each other. They have decided not to touch each other, only themselves, but they can look and talk. Charles very much enjoys being watched and Edwin enjoys talking. It can be a contest to see who finishes first, or if they can keep their hands from each other until the end. Bonus if Charles gets on his knees or on all fours or other position just to make it harder for Edwin, and vice-versa. Kinks: Exhibistionism, dirty talk

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Tired of Picturing Love, by dear_monday (fanfic)

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Charles starts intentionally flirting with Edwin which prove surprisingly effective. Kinks: Frottage and Dirty Talk

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Edwin/CharlesI beg someone to write the “prince and his captain of guard au” where Edwin is the prince and Charles is his guard dog. The idea is Edwin feeling lonely since his childhood because his parents were neglectful and too busy and he has never had any true friends. So when he is about to reach the age of succession everyone considers him to be cold ass bitch who doesn’t get his own people (actually he is still vulnerable and shy but he masks it well and he also has studied politics, philosophy and economics a lot so he is going to be a very considerate and capable king however it is true that he lacks empathy). And he might as well be interested in magic, you know the magician's apprentice type — it is at the discretion of the author. And there is Charles who's, well you know, Charles. Actually the author can decide what’s his story is (I see it this way: he was born in poor family with awful father so he ran away and joined some troops at a very young age. there he wanted to prove himself and trained so much to become the best warrior and he has always been very open and kind and great and his captains couldn’t resist his charm and his hard work and determination so he was promoted several times until by the age of twenty or so he was appointed head of the prince's guard). And I would like to read about their first meeting and how they will get closer and probably there can be some conspiracy against the heir (hello fans of the capri). The plot itself is for the author to come up with everything they’d like! In fact it can be even porn without plot I don't mind (just keep their roles) The last thing (since it is actually kinkfest hehe) I would ask it to be top Charles and bottom Edwin, because I’m a sucker for “the bottom has all the power in public but in the bedroom he gives up all control and lets himself be a mess”. PLEASE Thank you so so much <3 P. S. Actually if any artist is interested in the idea it will be amazing as well! Kinks: They aren’t obligatory but I’d like to see rimming (Charles is the giver) and probably face sitting (also Edwin on Charles) and Edwin on all fours, and I won’t mind reading other kinks as long as there is no coercion or violence involved

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Charles is fucking and making Edwin eat Kinks: Food play

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Edwin is trying to act professionnal while Charles plays with the toys inside him Kinks: Sex toys

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Edwin is trying to have a telephone conversation when Charles decides to tease and fuck him Kinks: Teasing, trying to be silent

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: They’re in the established relationship and some way or another they end up so horny that they have mind-blowing sex on their office desk. Edwin is bottom and Charles is top and his aim for this time is to make Edwin a sobbing and begging teary mess. And please let Charles be proud of himself (the whole “it’s me who made him lose control and be like this” thing) Kinks: Orgasm controlling, rimming, maybe overstimulation, basically anything that is good for our repressed Edwardian twink

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: i want edwin crying during sex. it could either be because of romance and overwhelming love or because he’s tied up and bound and getting edged into oblivion. i’m more interested in the first, admittedly, with it being really soft and switchy, but the second is also wonderful. especially with added in blindfolds and the blindfold getting soaked by edwin’s tears. bonus if edwin is obsessed with charles’ jewelry or if even the soft sex has some restraints. Kinks: jewelry (edwin), bondage/restraint (both), switching

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: TW age play, plushophilia Charles or Edwin gifting the other a stuffed animal, only to walk in on the other humping it. Kinks: LOVE briefs, crying, bratting, small dicks, and voyeurism

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: TW: stalking. Charles watchs accidentally the arrogant, stoic best student of high school getting a blowjob and is fascinated by his expressions, and want to see them again. This time, with Charles himself, and he's ready to stalk for that. Kinks: Blowjob, masturbation, voyeurism, stalking

Pairing: Edwin/Cat King Prompt: Cat King shows Edwin just how enjoyable rough play can be Kinks: Pain/Sensation Play, Overstimulation

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Edwin wears a period dress with a huge skirt, and hides Charles in it. He tries to go unnoticed but Charles decides to bother him Kinks: Blowjob, fingering, anilingus

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Thanks to magic colar, Charles acted like a dog for day. Which is not a problem until he goes in rut and really need to knot someone. Edwin struggles if he should ask Crystal, but Charles doesn't leaves him no choice Kinks: licking, knotting, colar

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Charles is jealous of all of Edwin's suitors. He cracks and fucks his friend until he's covered in hickeys, love bites, finger bruises and cum. He is only satisfied when Edwin apologizes and repeats that he's Charles'. Kinks: overstimulation, marathon sex

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All Rights Reserved, by Phoenix_Soar (fanfic)

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Edwin is a vampire and Charles is a werewolf and they run the Supernatural Boy Detectives Agency. It may be a case fic or just porn without plot — everything is up to author, I’m sure people will be glad to read anything in this setting (it’s me, I’m people) For the smutty part, however, I have some preferences, please. We all know that vampires can suck very well so let Edwin prove it. Also Charles is service top and Edwin calls him “good boy” as he deserves (in a sarcastic way or in the lost in pleasure way or maybe both). And pretty please I would like to see Edwin coming without touching himself and at the very edge biting Charleses neck (both enjoying it incredibly) Kinks: Bareback, ass eating (being werewolf Charles has large and strong tongue that he enjoys using on Edwin very much) and ideally knotting since it’s the werewolf fic (but if the author is not into such stuff, it’s okay to omit this one)

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: CW for CNC/dubcon, possibly ageplay: how about some dom!edwin/sub!charles? i would love to see edwin disciplining his boy for touching himself without permission. maybe he ties him down and teases him, maybe he forces orgasms out of charles until he's begging him to stop and writhing with overstimulation, maybe he punishes him with CBT. none of these are mandatory, anything and everything is allowed, be creative and have fun! Kinks: none of these are mandatory, but suggestions include: CNC, bondage, Dom/sub, Daddy kink/ageplay, overstimulation, CBT, edging, dacryphilia, anything else you might want to put in!

Pairing: Monty/Charles Prompt: No thoughts simply mirror sex and/or exhibitionism with these two 🤭 Kinks: Praise, hair pulling, dry humping

Pairing: Any Prompt: Edwin ties Charles up for free use, any, and all the characters can use him however they please.

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Edwin is obsessed with Charles' mouth. Not only does he constantly thinks about kissing, as time goes by his thoughts get dirtier and dirtier. Charles notices and keeps doing things to bring attention to his lips, licks them, drops them open unecessarily, "distractedly" passes his fingers on them. During a case in some dangerous situation, Edwin shushes Charles by putting his hand over his mouth like in Hell, but now it slides down until it's just his fingers, and the tension is ridiculous. Eventually Edwin snaps and uses that mouth in all the ways he's been imagining. Kinks: Oral fixation, praise kink for Charles (of course)

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Edwin in lingerie. NSFW established relationship pwp scenario. Edwin suprises Charles by wearing black lacy lingerie (stockings, suspenders, underwear, maybe corset?). I would have Edwin as a dom bottom, but open to variation. I do not have any further specifics. I just think Edwin in black lace would make Charles go crazy.

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Edwin in Lingerie, by Anon (fanart)

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Charles decided to help Edwin get over his social anxiety by fucking him in front of a crowd (train or something else) Kinks: Public sex

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Edwin uses Charles as his personal dildo without letting him cum Kinks: Bondage

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Edwin and Charles are both alphas, but Edwin's dick is too sensitive to do penetration so he has to spend his ruts getting his prostate mercilessly milked

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Confessions dealt with and now exploring a new physical relationship, Edwin ofc dives head first into research. He's marked out a few things that piqued his interest and now's the time to try them. Maybe he shares, maybe Charles finds them and asks either way they're exploring kink together. V few things I'd avoid so open to quite a bit of interpretation. Would like believable within their established relationship ie if they've only been experimenting for a couple months probabaly not going to go full BDSM :D Kinks: Mild pain, biting, exhibitionism, voyeur, somnophilia, CNC, leash, Dom!Edwin, orgasm control, gagging

Pairing: Cat King/Monty + Edwin Prompt: After Edwin is rejected by Charles, he's upset. Hanging around Port Townsend for a while, he notices that there is a crow who seems just a bit too comfortable around the local cat population. A bit of sluething later reveals that Monty and the Cat King are in a sexual relationship. Edwin assumes he is just easily replaceable, but don't worry, the two want Edwin to join them as well.

Pairing: Simon/Edwin Prompt: Simon comes to the DBD to see Edwin. Edwin decides to punish him. The others participate as well, but it's mostly just Edwin edging, spanking, or whatever with Simon. Kinks: Edging, spanking, whipping, hair pulling, forniphilia

Pairing: Monty/Charles Prompt: Monty tries to flirt using Crow rituals, because he's a bit of a dumbass and doesn't learn human courting rituals. This leads to emotional pent up sex, and a confession. Because both were flirting with each other on very different levels and using different types of courting rituals. All very emotional stuff. Very emotion driven smut.

Pairing: Edwin/Monty/Charles Prompt: TW: DubCon (Everyone is a happy participant, but there is little to no communication) Niko is the only person who knows that Monty's crush on Edwin and Charles is 100% real, somehow, and with the crow joining the agency, she has made it her personal mission to get them together. Naturally, she does so by tying him up and inviting Edwin and Charles to fuck him, but she may have forgotten to ask the people involved... Kinks: Dacryphillia, Praise, nothing degrading, all just uplifting, wholesome stuff.

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: I’d like to see top Edwin, bottom Charles with Puppy play. Basically Charles just needs to shut his brain off a bit after having a really shit day, so Edwin helps him with that. Make it dirty, kinky and creative! Have some fun with it 😋 Kinks: Puppy play, leashes, rimming, overstimulation, orgasm edging, multiple orgasms, crying and dacryphilia.

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: The boys (established relationship) find a spell or some kind of magic item that allows them to temporarily feel things again. They already feel each other just fine, but this includes everything from the living world. After having some innocent fun first, they quickly realize there's a lot of possibilites they can discover. I think they could both figure out what kind of sensations they like, but I'd particularly love for the focus to be on Charles. Maybe Edwin is just okay with it, but Charles is thrilled and wants to feel everything he can. He might get overwhelmed, so Edwin will coach him to relax. Enter Charles in subspace while feeling Edwin brush soft things on his skin, like feathers or silk. Kinks: soft dom/sub, subspace, sensory play, wax play, ice play, mild pain, blindfolding

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Edwin topping Charles from the bottom. Specifically, I want to see Charles start trying to be suave and guide Edwin through sex during their first time, and Edwin get bossy. Like Charles is trying to take things slow and Edwin is just like "For fucks sake!" and flips them over to ride him. Bonus points for Edwin being more muscular than Charles and just normally not using it.

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: I want a fic of Charles and Edwin fucking the living daylights out of each other in the office. I'd like for it to be steamy, maybe out of the aftermath of a case where they just need to be tactile with each other, with a lot of desperation, and Edwin bottoming like his life depends on it. Maybe there was some mind fuckery that made Charles think Edwin was in danger or something so now Charles needs to feel that he's okay? Just very very smutty and very very desperate. And representation for top Charles and bottom Edwin. Kinks: Praise Kink (Charles), Jewelry Kink (Edwin)

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Charles discovers that Edwin has extremely sensitive nipples, and has too much fun with them. Starts from over the clothes and then touching skin, until Edwin is a sobbing, mewling mess. Top Charles and bottom Edwin preferred for penetrative sex. Kinks: Tit/nipple play, overstimulation, coming untouched

Pairing: Monty/Charles Prompt: Monty and Charles get into an argument about everything that he did to them because of Esther, leading to pure rageful, hate sex with Monty riding Charles into oblivion Kinks: Hair pulling, hate fucking, spit kink, arguing while fucking but in a sexy way

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: BDSM; whipping / impact play — Edwin whips Charles' back (by Charles' request) and it's parallel to how his father used to beat him; I would love for this to have themes of like trust and reclamation of trauma and pleasure (maybe with Edwin praising Charles the whole while in clear contrast to his father?). But I'd accept a more toxic take on that too w like Charles and self punishment for example if that tickles the fancy more <3 thank you for your consideration !! Kinks: whipping

Pairing: Edwin/Monty Prompt: Monty gains weight and Edwin seems to be into it. Monty decides to tease him a little to see if his theory is correct. Kinks: Belly Kink, Feedism, and Teasing

Pairing: Cat King/Monty Prompt: Reverse predator/prey and powerplay with bottom Cat King. This could work well as a sequel to a Cat King/Monty predator/prey work where Monty gets tired of getting treated as a prey (sprinkle in some feelings about Esther and him not getting to have an own choice at anything to get some good angsty feelings to the dynamic) and flips the power dynamic and lets himself go. It could include Cat King being an absolute sucker for being forced to get a break from those natural instincts of a predator, and to just let Monty gain a feeling of control through him. Kinks: Powerplay, predator/prey, possibly impact play, slapping and/or choking

Pairing: Cat King/Anyone Prompt: Petplay and dom/sub and with Cat King as the pet and sub. The pairing is up to your choice. I'd go with Edwin but anyone you see fit is good! Good old giving up control as a sign of trust and playing into the instinct of trying to please a loved one as well as possible. I was thinking about leashes, degrading and praising, or possibly Cat King tied up in shibari. In the shibari case Cat King could be wearing a skirt too? Kinks: Petplay with leashes, dom/sub, degrading and praise, shibari, feminization

Pairing: Edwin/Cat King Prompt: Edwin can taste Thomas (if he just ate strawberries, for example, Edwin can taste them). Salt hurts ghosts, it's below cat scratches & iron, but it still stings. Edwin's pain scale is out of whack from hell, so it's no more than a light pain. I'd like to see that explored a bit. Preferable smutty AND sweet, but whatever you want to do Kinks: Always love frottage, slight pain kink, sensory play

Pairing: Edwin/Cat King Prompt: Charles snarks to Cat King - "Do you only wear combat boots & skirts?" Thomas changes to spike heels & a tight dress, which does things to Edwin, so they fuck about it later.

Pairing: Edwin/Cat King Prompt: Modern day, no magic, everyone's alive, human AU - Thomas & Edwin meet at summer camp (or similar) in their early teens & become friends, lovers as they get older. At some point after they start dating, their parents get married, making them step-brothers, their parents adopted the opposite child, giving you Thomas King-Payne & Edwin Payne-King. No one knows they're lovers, but those two are AWFULLY close. Preferably, at some point they tell people they've been dating longer than they've been step-brothers. At some point, someone asks if they're related or something & Thomas says they're brother husbands &/or brother fuckers. At some point I need Edwin on a table, hair mussed, collar & tie undone, Thomas between his legs, making out, Edwin's hands in Thomas' hair because Lukas Gage's hair is beautiful. Kinks: Frottage, semi-public sex

Pairing: Monty/Charles + Cat King Prompt: The prompt of a threesome where someone is clothed and holding their partner while they get fucked but with Charles/Monty inviting TCK into their bedroom Monty wants to experiment with getting tougher but Charles is scared of hurting him so they invite in TCK. Lots of Charles checking in on a babbling Monty Ends with Charles having to talk an overstimulated Monty through a ruined orgasm Kinks: Ruined Orgasm/Orgasm Denial, edging, praise, possibly cum play, possibly daddy kink (Monty calling Charles Daddy), not a kink but bonus points if Charles or TCK call Monty “Song bird” because he’s getting loud

Pairing: Esther/Jenny Prompt: Angry lesbians sorting out their past with a good ol' hatefuck Kinks: Cunnilingus, Strap-ons, Hair pulling, degrading each other, slight masochism (like slapping and choking)

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: PWP. Edwin has a day where he's too stuck in his head, and asks Charles help drive him (Edwin) super out of it. Preferably to the point where Edwin is a mess and saying he can't anymore, but Charles is saying "I know you've got one more in there, love." Maybe a smidge of aftercare afterwards, because ofc Charles would be gentle with Edwin after making him so oversensitive. (Edwin is intersex, but identifies firmly as a male, and has a vagina.) Kinks: Overstimulation, multiple orgasms, face-sitting/cunnilingus

Pairing: Edwin/Charles/Cat King Prompt: Edwin and Charles are in established relationship and Edwin accidentally tells Charles that TCK can shapeshift into him and he also confesses that TCK in Charles’s form was hot. Initially Charles freaks out but after considering suggests threesome with TCK in his form. TCK is of course on board, and Edwin is overwhelmed because the main purpose of this bang is to make him a mess, so lots of kissing and licking and pleasure for our Edwardian boy please. Bonus point if two Charleses are kissing in front of Edwin and all of them unexpectedly receive a lot from this experience. Kinks: I’d like to see Edwin being fucked while sucking a cock and maybe a double penetration if it’s ok with the author

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Post-confession fic in which Despair wants to see Edwin and drags him into another realm but he is fine and balanced now so he resists her insinuations. Despair gets angry and disappointed so calls her twin and Desire of the Endless appears. They instantly understand the situation so they conjure Charles in this realm and address Edwin with something like “let’s show him your desires”. They all appear in Edwin’s dream of sucking Charles and then Charles eating his ass and fucking him on the office desk and the real Edwin is humiliated and miserable because he is sure that Charles doesn’t want to even think of anything like this, much less see, so Despair is satisfied now. However suddenly Charles is like “ok, firstly no one makes Edwin suffer especially at my expense because I love him the most, secondly, oh wow we both look so hot and happy I wanna do it”. The boys escape this realm (or the shocked Endless release them) and at home Charles says that he meant it so they really try everything from Edwin’s dream Kinks: The prompt itself is about magical voyeurism (or public sex, I guess?) and a bit of humiliation so this is it

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Edwin get an enchanted cock ring where he can't give himself pleasure as long as he wears it. If he want to masturbate, he can only use Charles' hands, mouth, face, dick... Either it's a gift from Charles and only him can give pleasure to Edwin. Either Edwin was cursed and can't remove it. He's the only one who can't touch himself, and Charles helps him while they tried to exorcise it. Huge bonus if it's bottom!Edwin Kinks: Fellation, Masturbation, Frottage, whatever you want as long as Edwin is the bottom

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Charles is sweating from sports (or any other reason) and Edwin is excited by his smell. He either want to suck or be fucked by his sweaty dick, and lick Charles' body

Pairing: Edwin/Cat King Prompt: TW: dub-con? (Im not sure) I’d like to see Edwin, sick of the Cat King’s teasing, or maybe he sees Cat King flirting with someone else and gets jealous even though they aren’t together, and Cat King teases him about being jealous and leans into Edwin’s personal space to taunt him. Edwin, wanting to wipe that stupid smirk off Cat King’s face, kisses him. They both pull back for a second and Edwin internally was like “wait, that was nice, I liked that.” And Cat King, meanwhile is stunned into silence. Edwin pulls him in to kiss him again, the kisses start to get heated. Edwin’s so lost in it that he doesn’t realize that he’s grinding against the monarch. Or that Cat king has taken them back to the cannery with the bed, where Edwin is now straddling his lap. But Cat King, while very enthusiastic about the whole thing, is running his hand’s over Edwin’s body but isn’t trying to take his clothes off cuz he recognizes that while Edwin is insanely touch starved, he is also still a virgin and would want to take things slow. Bonus points if Edwin comes before rather Cat king and feels brave enough to reciprocate because recently learned what a “handjob” was and that seems doable for him. I’m so sorry if this was too specific. I’ve never done this before. Kinks: Frottage/dry humping

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: This is really basic, but soft dom / service top Charles with Edwin — where he initiates but he's gentle and patient as he guides Edwin through sex and pleasure and getting what he wants. tdlr: Charles being sweet. Kinks: Idk what it's called... a consent kink ???

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i’ll be waiting for twenty years (praying for redemption) by aletterinthenameofsanity (fanfic)

Pairing: Edwin/Cat King Prompt: Edwin & the Cat King have moderately rough sex (biting & scratching, nothing TOO rough), with Edwin topping. The Cat King is covered in scratches/hickeys when he pops into the office the next day to assist with a case, so he's of course wearing something mesh or otherwise see through because he's proud of them & of Edwin for going after what he wants now. Everyone is shocked. Edwin is NOT embarrassed, but maybe he's a little bemused. Kinks: Biting/scratching

Pairing: Edwin/Cat King Prompt: Edwin finds a copy of the Kama Sutra in Thomas' library & is curious. Authors pick on which ones/how many they do

Pairing: Edwin/Cat King Prompt: Edwin is a cock slut & Thomas loves it Alternatively, Thomas is a cock slut & Edwin loves it

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Established relationship. One day Charles decides to tease Edwin by wearing a really short skirt... and nothing underneath (except maybe a crotchless harness and/or a butt plug). Charles teases him by sitting on his desk, or maybe when they're out on a date i.e. at a club. Edwin is going mad just thinking about it and tries to resist as long as he can, until he just can't anymore and needs to take Charles here and now otherwise he's going to explode. Mostly bottom Charles but they can switch. Sweet but very very steamy. Kinks: Frottage or intercrural, sex toys, exhibitionism (kinda), semi-public sex.

Pairing: Monty/Edwin/Cat King/Charles Prompt: Established poly relationship. Game night. Edwin is blindfolded with his hands tied up to the bed. The other three roll the dice to determine who is going to fuck Edwin and how. Edwin has to guess who is doing what. The tone is playful and everything has been agreed upon beforehand. (I envision this with no sexual interactions between Charles, Monty and the Cat King, but I leave it open to the author.)

Pairing: Edwin/Charles/Crystal Prompt: Established poly relationship. Edwin possess Crystal so they can both have sex with Charles at the same time. The possession trickery made it so that Charles is finally able to feel Crystal's touch. Edwin is feeling everything through Crystal's body, thus experiencing what sex feels like for a woman. Edwin and Crystal might bicker a bit when they have to decide what to do with their shared body, but they team up to tease Charles senselessly. Kinks: Vaginal sex, cunnilingus, fellatio, pegging.

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Alive AU, 1916. Edwin and Charles are both students at St. Hilarion and they've been friends since they started school. But some desires start brewing between them, something sinful that might gain them eternal damnation, never mind the expulsion from the school. In an environment where homosexuality is illegal and a sin, Edwin and Charles start to explore their sexuality in secret. With the crowded dorms giving them no privacy, they steal some heated moments anywhere they can, from closets, to broom cupboards, to some secluded place in the woods. Until they found an abandoned attic over a church, which becomes their secret hideout, a haven where they could be with each other completely. Kinks: Is "catholic guilt" a kink?

Pairing: Edwin/Monty/Charles Prompt: Monty riding Charles on the couch, but facing away from him so Edwin can blow him on his knees on the floor. Every time he pulls away from one of them he gets closer to the other. They have their hands together under his thighs to keep him moving. It's a feedback loop of stimulation and it's all he can do to cling to them, one hand in Edwin's hair and the other in Charles', his head tipped to the side for Charles to decorate

Pairing: Edwin/Monty/Charles Prompt: Monty on his back, knees pulled up to his chest. Charles is on his left and Edwin is on his right, turned inwards to face him and each leaning on an elbow, so their dominant hands are available for optimal dexterity. Charles is fingering him, Edwin is giving him a handjob, and they're making out over his chest. Sometimes they'll break away to take turns kissing him, muffling his delirious babbling with their mouths. They're both going so slowly, taking their sweet time. He's been on edge for so long, but he wouldn't have it any other way. The two prettiest boys he's ever seen have set their minds to gentle domming his brains out, and he couldn't be more pleased. Kinks: Edging, dom/sub

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don't paint wonderful lies on me that wash away, by aletterinthenameofsanity (fanfic)

Pairing: Edwin/Monty/Charles Prompt: Guards! Spit roast that crow boy! Kinks: Spit roasting, praise, hair pulling

Pairing: Edwin/Monty/Charles Prompt: I'd love to Charles and/or Monty in subspace, with Edwin taking the lead on the domming side. A collar or even a collar each would be lovely to see also! Kinks: Dom/sub, praise, collars

Pairing: Edwin/Monty Prompt: Monty kisses Edwin on the swings but Edwin kisses back this time, things get heated and they fall to the ground in a tangle of limbs. Both virgins, both desperate to change that. Bonus points if Monty bottoms. Kinks: Public sex, open air, voyeurism, spit as lube, clothed sex

Pairing: Edwin/Monty Prompt: "Tw: blood, rough sex, unsafe sex, no prep Edwin invites Monty back to the agency one day while Charles, Niko and crystal are out. They sit close together on the tiny agency couch discussing (insert topic), Edwin starts noticing how attractive Monty truly is and kisses him, they're both virgins and don't know about prep or lube but they're desperate to fuck so Edwin goes in dry. It hurts Monty but he only pulls Edwin closer, desperation is heavy in the air as they let their lust take control. Kinks: " Blood, no prep, no lube, no condom, clothed sex, biting

Entries:

Find our way together, by sixbynine (fanfic)

Pairing: Edwin/Monty Prompt: Edwin runs into Monty before he ever meets the Cat King, Edwins first feelings of lust are towards Monty. As he stands close to Edwin talking his ear off about astrology, Edwin can't focus on anything other than his plush red lips. Monty is very touchy feely, pushing into Edwins personal space, leaning against him and it drives Edwin mad with lust. Edwin masturbates off for the first time since he died after an encounter with Monty, the boy had been pressed up against him, the soft curves of Monty's thighs against Edwin's. Edwin locks himself in the agency's closet, his head full of visions of Monty, his name on his lips. Kinks: Masturbation

Pairing: Edwin/Monty Prompt: Edwin really, really likes how much shorter and smaller Monty is than him. He realizes this when his stomach does a flip as Monty is accidentally shoved against him, their bodies touching from head to toe for a a few glorious seconds. Monty's hair tickles his nose as his hands reflexively fly up to steady the boy. Edwins hands encircle Monty's waist completely, his frame much larger than Monty's. Edwin starts comparing the size difference between their various body parts, cataloguing it all in his notebook, this evolves into thinking about the last body part of Monty's he hasn't compared; his dick. He gets the opportunity and is pleased when it's as small as the rest of him, a reaction almost animalistic to the sight as he pounces on Monty, feeling the urge to pin the boy underneath him. Edwin fucks and bites him all over, fascinated with the way his human skin takes Edwins marks so easily as he stakes his claim over Monty. Kinks: Size difference, biting, marking, frotting, size kink, crying, drooling

Pairing: Edwin/Monty Prompt: Edwin is hit with a curse that give him back his ability to smell for 24 hours. He's slightly overwhelmed by all the things he forgot the smell of and decides he prefers not smelling things after all- until Monty walks in. Edwin is hit with a mouth watering mix of of Monty's shampoo, his perfume, body lotion and an undertone of his natural scent. Edwin's so far mild attraction to the boy surges to a hundred as Monty's delicious scent fills the space between them. Edwin throws caution to the wind and confirms with Monty that he's sexually attracted to Edwin. Once Monty shyly confirms yes, he pulls Monty into the agencies closet. Edwin explores Monty's scent thoroughly, not missing a spot on his body before fucking him sloppily, wishing he had a scent himself so he could add it to Monty's skin. Kinks: Scent kink, scenting, rimming, intercrural sex

Pairing: Edwin/Monty Prompt: After Monty kisses Edwin they become more intimate, not dating but physically touching more. They kiss a lot and it gets heavy, but Edwin always stops it before it can go further, Monty finally presses him to answer why. Edwin admits it's because he's a virgin and has never had anyone touch him before. Monty offers to jerk Edwin off and he accepts. Bonus points if neither of them have masturbated before. Kinks: Masturbation, premature ejaculation, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, cum tasting

Pairing: Edwin/Monty Prompt: Edwin and Monty are not in a relationship yet, but they touch each other as if they were in one. Edwin is lying on the couch with Monty on top of him. The others in the agency are conversing around them. Edwins hands start to wander and Monty starts to grind, they try to be quiet but it's not enough, the others notice out of the corner of their eyes and the conversation lulls as their focus is pulled to the pair on the couch. Bonus points if they decide to stay and watch Montwin fuck on the couch. Bonus BONUS points if the others get turned on and start masturbating. Kinks: Voyeurism, public sex, dry humping, fingering, masturbation, public masturbation

Pairing: Edwin/Monty Prompt: "TW: age gap, dubcon Edwin is a 30 year old professor and Monty is his 16 year old student (in England) Monty falls for Edwin and makes it his goal to seduce Edwin but he's inexperienced and clumsy. Edwin finds it endearing but he turns down Monty's advances. Monty finds him in a bar and gets Edwin to share his drinks, both Edwin and Monty end up drunk and Edwin takes Monty home since the boy refuses to tell him where he lives and he feels responsible for his safety. Edwin wakes in the middle of the night to Monty giving him a blowjob. Bonus points if it's the first blowjob for both of them. Kinks: " Age gap, Somnophilia, dubcon

Pairing: Edwin/Monty Prompt: The walk through the forest looking for a ghost that isn't there takes hours, Monty really needs to pee but Edwin is sticking to him like glue and he doesn't know how to excuse himself. They hear something and duck into a bush to hide, the space is cramped and Monty finds himself straddling Edwin. He panics and tries to leave but the danger isn't over and Edwins grip is too strong. He can't hold it anymore and wets himself, the pee soaking through his jeans onto Edwins trousers. Edwin finds the experience arousing. Bonus points if they fuck nasty in the bush. Kinks: Pee, watersports, public sex, open air

Entries:

Forest for the Trees, by sixbynine (fanfic)

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Cockwarming — could go any which way tbh, but I think Charles would enjoy having Edwin’s cock in his mouth while Edwin reads (and tries not to lose his mind) Kinks: Cockwarming, maybe a bit of exhibitionism?

Pairing: Crystal/Niko Prompt: Let someone wear the strap here!! Idc if it’s plastic or organic and who fucks/is fucked. I think the “obvious” would be Crystal receiving but I could see it being interesting either way!

Pairing: Solo Monty (could be montwin or really any Monty ship) Prompt: Monty’s new to a human body, and with new feelings comes new sensations…I want to see him explore that on his own! Could be any pairing if you want to include him fantasising, but I think it would be more fun to have it from a purely figuring-out-his-body POV. Also could have fun with trans!Monty here hehe

Pairing: Crystal/Charles Prompt: Service top Charles helping Crystal get off; multiple times. Very many orgasms for Crystal. They can be in a relationship or friends with benefits. Maybe underscored w trust? Mostly thinking about a parallel between Charles and David, where David didn't really pleasure her well (was mostly focused on taking his pleasure from her instead), and Charles shows her how she should be treated / taken care of during sex. Kinks: Multiple Orgasms.

Pairing: Edwin/Monty Prompt: Monty wears low waisted jeans and g-strings at Esthers command, the strings show whenever he raises his arms and his shirt rides up. Edwin doesn't understand what they are and does research into modern day underwear, quickly becoming obsessed with the scant amount of fabric and lacey trim worn these days. One day while walking ahead of Edwin, Monty trips and Edwin reaches out to catch him, but only manages to hook a gloved finger around the whale tail of Monty's g-string. Wedgie ensues and Monty screams then lands in a heap. Edwin thinks the scream was in pain (only a bit) and as he hovers over Monty on the ground he can see that he's hard. Monty asks Edwin to help him pick the wedgie out. Bonus points if Edwin rims/ fingers him. Kinks: Wedgie, mild pain kink, underwear kink, rimming, fingering

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Charles sucking Edwin off in a library, absolutely delighted that he gets to make this posh, pretty boy fall apart while Edwin can’t make a sound. Would be fun as an established relationship, but do whatever you want! :) Kinks: Submissive Charles, flustered edwin

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Edwin fully dressed, Charles naked, Edwin taking notes on what Charles likes best—being tied down? Praised? Edwin’s voice? Hands in his hair? Vibrators? Sucking Edwin’s cock? Kinks: soft dom Edwin, Charles praise kink Rowland

Pairing: Edwin/Monty Prompt: Monty passes out one day while visiting Edwin, it turns out that he hasn't eaten anything in days. When Edwin hurriedly procures food and places it in Monty's hands, all he gets in return is a blank stare. Monty seems unable to comprehend that something is edible unless hands are holding it out to him- he was hand fed by Esther since he was a fledgeling. Edwin feeds Monty by hand, morsel by morsel, Monty is very enthusiastic and catches Edwin's fingers in his lips multiple times. Bonus points if Edwin feeds him his dick afterwards. Kinks: Feederism, food kink, hand kink, come eating, spit, drool

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: TW: blood. Top!Edwin and bottom!Charles, you know in episode 1 when Charles is all splattered in blood right after a case? Yeah what if they were both into that protective shit and Edwin fucks Charles before he can get rid of the blood. What then. Not dom/sub vibes, please. Kinks: dirty talk, just them being obsessed with each other

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Charles barges in Edwin's room while Edwin is masturbating and fucking himself with a dildo

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Charles fucks Edwin with his tentacles. He was cursed with them (bc of his death) or he's naturally like this. He needs to use them on Edwin, either bc of rut or bc he's learning to accept them, or bc Edwin is his sacrifice. He fills him with cum - and maybe eggs too - until his stomach is about to burst and he's dripping everywhere Kinks: Tentacles. Charles must use Edwin's every holes and make him mindless little comedump

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Ghost clothes change as emotions change, so what if horny = disappearing or disarraying clothes? I want the tension building as the boys try to hide what's happening from each other and from the girls. Charles does something hot and Edwin's bowtie comes undone; Edwin leans in a particular way and Charles' coat vanishes; etc. It keeps building up until Charles is left shirtless or something and they have to face it and finally go for it

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Charles ruts against Edwin’s thigh until he comes in his pants. That’s it. That’s the prompt. Kinks: Frottage

Pairing: Edwin/Charles + Crystal Prompt: Charles lays on the office desk completely naked while Edwin, standing and fully dressed, fucks him within an inch of his life. Crystal is watching from the sofa. Edwin is kinda asserting dominance in the office. All parts consented to this though. Kinks: Exhibitionism, Voyeurism

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: (Maybe an AU) Edwin sends some sexy pics to Charles by mistake and doesn't notice until the morning after. Charles is shocked at first but then realises he's turned on by the pics and starts questioning his sexuality. In the morning they message each other to clear up what happened, until Charles asks him if he can keep the photos, and Edwin asks if he can have some Charles' pics in return, and the messages turn into sexting as they masturbate themselves. Kinks: Masturbation, sexting

Pairing: Edwin/Monty Prompt: Crystal did Edwin's makeup after lots of convincing, as Niko also did Monty's makeup which took much less convincing. Monty was leaving Niko's room and Edwin was also leaving Crystal's room. They saw each other and immediately stopped, looking at each other with extremely hateful faces. They instantly start making little insults at each other which ends up with Edwin slapping Monty almost instinctively which causes an argument and aggressive, rough kissing, one thing leads to another, as in Monty riding Edwin into oblivion while arguing with him. The makeup they had on was now smeared and messy all over each other's face. Kinks: Men in makeup, Hair pulling, degradation (like arguing while fucking), Slapping each other to start the fighting and fucking

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: TW: Sexual torture Charles is captured by Edwin's side and Edwin decides to use a particular method of torture to make him talk: sex. He carefully studies what Charles likes to use it against him, and tries for example to brainwash him by training him to only cum inside him and punish him when he failed. (Possible punishment: Edwin fucking himself on Charles' cock for hours without letting him cum, masturbating using Charles' face (magic prevents him from moving his lips)... This doesn't bother Charles, used to much worse than a cute and sexy guy fucking him for hours when he's muzzled and tied to a bed. But it did bother him when he notices that the brainwashing is starting to work. Kinks: Powerbottom Edwin then whatever you want, bondage, overstimulation, orgasm denial, orgasm control, frottage, praise kink, fellation, marathon sex, teasing, masturbation, cockwarming

Pairing: Edwin/Charles Prompt: Because of an accident, Edwin is stuck mid-way in a mirror and can no longer move. Charles uses this at his advantage Bonus if Edwin's ass and hole end red and full of cum but not necessary Kinks: Stuck in a wall sex, maybe spanking

Pairing: Monty/someone Prompt: TW: dubcon. Maybe Monty has already confessed to the team and he’s on their side/they're trying to help him escape Esther/whatever and someone gets sex pollened and Monty’s like “welp, guess this is what I was made for/how I can help/how I can prove I’m actually sorry for being a traitor." Leaving it up to the author how dark they want to get with it, but feel free to go as dark as you want! Kinks: dubcon, obviously, though to what degree is up to the author. desperation, overstimulation, restraint... go wild!

Pairing: Monty/various others Prompt: TW: dubcon. Alternate timeline where instead of turning Monty into a human for the events of the show, Esther turned him human a while ago and she’s been making use of him ever since, like, for instance, as payment to various other witches/sorcerers/supernatural entities/etc ……. Kinks: Not even sure what to list here but like, obviously this is a DARK premise

Pairing: Edwin/Charles/Cat King Prompt: I’d love to see a Charles/Edwin/Cat King threesome which sees Charles getting double penetrated by Edwin and The Cat King, with degradation and praise thrown in, bonus points if Edwin/Cat King spit in Charles’ mouth and a bit of pain play gets thrown in the mix Kinks: Spit kink, degradation kink, humiliation kink, praise kink, impact play, pain play, marking

[woman-respecter]

hi, i'm the soviet jewry anon

there's so much to kvetch about, i dont know where to begin

i was gonna traumadump but im gonna rant about jewish history instead

well ever since i noticed activism becoming an internet trend i knew we were doomed cuz a part of soviet antisemitism is an intellectualisation of jew hatred (that's why stalin would publicly condemn antisemitism and then be antisemitic in a manner he could treat as just "anti nationalism not antisemitism"). first of all jewishness/antisemitism is already so complex which means it's really easy for people (jews and non-jews) to misunderstand it and harm us. so when i saw people quickly latching on to binaries such as the oppressed/oppressor and good/bad and removing all nuance, i knew things were gonna go downhill. yes all forms of hatred are very complex but in my opinion even the most basic forms of antisemitism like "jews control the world!" aren't properly grasped by gentiles which strengthens antisemitism since they're so ignorant about us lol. this is particularly dangerous because most people have never met a jew or know much about us and we are only like .2% of the world. what's worse is that they view us through a culturally christian lens as well instead of seeing us for who we really are.

the phrase antisemitism makes you stupid is too real. it feels like a stupidity epidemic has really made itself clear with the rise of antisemitism which opens the door to other hatreds too.

back to soviet antisemitism, i cant really discuss it properly because yk tumblr antisemites are everywhere and i dont want you to get harassed by them but here's some things i wanna bring attention to

taken from this incredible book "The Jews of Eastern Europe, 1772-1881" by Israel Bartal, "The imperial project to enlighten and reeducate the Jews in the spirit of the autocratic Russian state was to be implemented through the establishment of a system of Jewish schools, with instruction in Russian. The actions of the authorities in the days of the affair of ‘‘government- sponsored enlightenment’’ were similar to those taken by colonial regimes that sought to disseminate European culture among the natives in their overseas colonies." of course this didn't work lmao but it was one of their many many many efforts. people don't realise the scorching similarities between native americans and jewish people and it is so frustrating. people don't understand the extent of both of our suffering.

2. In the early 1960s the image of the Jew in the Soviet Union was that of an evil capitalist carrying out illegal capitalist deals which resulted in a high number of death sentences and executions of Jews which was not really out of the norm since death sentences and executions were already "normal" punishments for Jews, it was just a new excuse :/

3. a book i read a long time ago about soviet jewry said: a) jews are more safe in the democractic centre than everywhere else and b) jews in the soviet union were not allowed to assimilate or live a jewish life, nor were they allowed to immigrate even though the soviet union didn't want them there which i found very interesting. i cannot remember the name or author but i will look and let you know later if i find it.

4. the newspapers in the soviet union in their antisemitic propaganda would list the full names of jews along with their home and work addresses, job positions, etc. these newspapers would also illustrate the jew as disrespectful and harmful to "even their own jewish people and synagogues" to show how bad we are lmao.

5. theres so many jewish political movements partly because when everyone is so dedicated to wiping out jewish culture, these political movements form a jewish culture as an attempt to make up for the absence. this may seem simple but it seems like people really don't understand our desperation for survival. moreover soviet union "atheism" mostly attacked jews and really shows how atheism/secularism can be damaging to us as well.

LASTLY. some book recs :)

the jews in poland and russia by antony polonsky, a writer at war by vasily grossman and anything by joseph roth.

sorry for this long rant but im tireddd

hi anon, thank you so much for this information! there really is nothing new under the sun when it comes to antisemitism huh. usually i’m a weenie when it comes to publically answering asks about jewish topics but i think this is too important and interesting to just leave in my ask box so i’m gonna post this one. hopefully some of my followers will take interest in it

and thanks for the book recs!

[thatdeadaquarius]

m thinkin abt the “blunt vs flowery” language thing and…… in the year of our lord 2023, i don't even want to imagine how far back we'd have to go in genshins timeline until we see ‘hey shawty' written on a cave wall-

you try to be better about it, sometimes, using only the fanciest words and the most floral of tones, but all you ever succeed in doing is giving zhongli flashbacks to the archon war-

in the same vein: modern humor. would literally make them think "is this some sort of divine joke im too mortal to understand?" except even the archons need to cite sources on why a piece of bread falling over would be funny- maybe you slip sometimes, but you only ever get halfway through like “i’m neurodivergent and a minor” before you realize they don’t know what that means— “what if i had blue hair and pronouns” but they’re just sitting there like… doesn’t everybody have pronouns….? and kaeya has blue hair- are you implying he’s divine? what about chongyun?? xingqiu??????

anyway um. this is me bringing up my unfortunate (but very funny) habit of saying “i’ll boil you like soup” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced and hoping it triggers Thoughts about the casual/slang threats we make and how they cope

sorry if this reads incoherently it’s 1am for me rn— also i’m debating becoming a regular anon here, are your applications open? 👉👈

SORRY IF I RAN U OFF BY NOT REPLYING QUICKLY!! BUT I’D LOVE TO HAVE LABELLED ANONS! I’ve already added some taken name I could see in my mailbox so check the pinned post and choose whatever isn’t taken! phrase or emoji, etc.! :)

this isnt super long bc ur stuff seemed chill on its own/idk what I could add! So I just focused on one aspect

gif is literally everyone reacting to you trying to speak “flowery” like them lol

ALSO u guys probably dont remember bc I took so long but I’m still writing/going to post that Blunt Lang. AU Fanfic One-Shot! so here’s some quick headcanons ill add on ive got anon!!

No TWs/Content Warnings. SFW.

so this was gonna be chill but-

BESDIES RANDOM SHIT LIKE MEME REFERENCES

THAT WONT MAKE SENSE TO THEM BC INHERENT INTERNET/DIGITAL UNDERSTANDING NEEDED

WHAT IF ALL UR JOKES OR REFERENCES ARE QUITE LITERALLY, ANCIENT??

like anon said about even the archons having to pull out sources/cite your stuff to understand it, like finding really old tablets/scrolls/carved wall words 😭

u giving Zhongli a history lesson/brush up LMAO

If ur annoyed at them u just need to make more jokes, leave em scrambling for their pocket notes LOL

I like to think since you sound the OLDEST

that the ancient shit like Phanes/Four Shades/Seven Sovereigns are the closest in speech

(look theyre all alive and shit for my genshin, goddamit i still gotta tell u guys abt my genshin fill-in lore au)

and they’re closer to the “beginning of history” in teyvat so theyd get more references

theyd literally understand u the best and they like, all in the Abyss or like deep in Teyvat,

so u just casually strolling up to Azdaha’s place instead like

“How’s your day been Azhy?”

“Same as the days many before, my lord. How are thee?”

“Good enough, hey, why don’t I bring some food from my old world by that I’ve made for you to try out? Something new, y’know?”

camera pan left to see Zhongli looking up, then back down as he scribbles notes trying to better understand, Xiao has crossed his arms and is squinting, Ganyu is behind Zhongli and is trying to peek over his shoulder, Cloud Retainer and other adepti have like hidden nearby to overhear lol

♤

FLASHBACKS FOR ZHONGLI-

HE’S OVER HERE LIKE

“Please do not disturb your countenance my Wànsuìyé, the vernacular is pleasant to mine ears and sufficient for speech.”

“I shall, uh, try my best Zhongli, thought I know ye have- wait- thy have? Whatever, accepted it, I shall keep attempting to better match thee!”

HIS FACE-

He’s literally just → 😰😣💀

(flashback to at least 1 really ancient/old god he had to fight for his life against, they were the hardest battle he’s ever faced, and Azhdaha was helping him by that point too, so it wasn’t even like he won alone… rip zhongli got ptsd)

He keeps trying to subtly stop you from practicing it, he also desperately discourages others from helping you 😭

(Zhongli was about to be called Rex Lapis again when Venti was trying to get on his last nerve by constantly encouraging you to speak fancier, but in the incorrect way, at dinner with them one time)

Like that last content with them pretending not to kow each other but 5x the tension and Venti is fooling around even more so than usual lol

THANKS FOR SENDING IN YOUR IDEAS!! I FUCKING LOVE HEARING OTHER PPLS BRAINROTS OVER STUFF!! AND SORRY AGAIN IT TOOK FOREVER!! ITS BEEN A ROUGH YEAR OF UNI FOR ME/IM GRADUATING!! <333 TYSM ANON!!

Safe Travels,

💀 ♒

♡the beloveds♡

@karmawonderss / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylazaa / @genshin-impacts-mee / @wholesomey-artistt / @thedevioussmirk

[compassionatereminders]

Honestly, I think a couple of recent anons are missing a key perspective. The post about "soul connections" being a creepy way to frame a sudden intense interest in someone and the post about "why would i care if you found me attractive"...these are maybe not compassionate on their face, no. But they are useful reminders to people who have been taught to be doormats that being a doormat is not necessary or fair to them.

If someone I've just recently met comes up to me talking about a soul connection, I'm under no obligation to explore that just because they feel something. They're not entitled to me. If someone thinks I'm unattractive, literally who cares? I'm not trying to be attractive to them. They aren't entitled to find me attractive.

Way too many people are taught they need to be soft and nice to people who approach them. They're taught being good means putting yourself in a box and doing what everyone else wants. Too many people are never taught to recognize when someone is being inappropriate. Too many people don't realize they're allowed to find things distasteful and inappropriate and they are allowed to push back in no uncertain terms.

These posts may not be "compassionate" on a surface level. Maybe the phrasing is a little clumsy, maybe they rub someone the wrong way. But (I think) it is compassionate to remind people of these things, regardless.

Kudos to you for not bending to the bullshit. I hope those other anons get whatever help they need, because...wow, lol.

Thank you. It's perfectly valid to not enjoy/agree with all of the things I share here and I'm not even opposed to elaborating on and discussing the post in question when that happens. But if people view compassion as being nice and polite and understanding 24/7 and thus expect that from me and everything I share here, they're completely misunderstanding my intention with this blog. Because sometimes the most compassionate thing you can say to someone who is acting inappropriately is in fact "hey please cut that out, that's not an appropriate way to treat others." And to me compassion is about being real and establishing boundaries when someone is hurting you so that they have a chance to fix it, not about being super nice and polite towards everyone no matter what they say or do

[jazeswhbhaven]

I don't have the means, but I would pay someone or a group good money to just rewrite ALL of WHB's dialogue to where it doesn't sound like PB stuffed it into an AI translator and called it a day.

Bug fixes? What about the fricking dialogue ffs in this game. We're encroaching on its 1 year anniversary and it's been getting worse. I never complained about English localizations, but I won't ever thanks to this game. The stories are the only things that keeping me here, but reading it is just ick.

Speaking of 1 year anniv: watch, they're going to do something big and paywall it, cause the community the blow up AGAIN. I really hope someone has saved everything they could so they can just archive it and share it in case this game blows up.

Honestly anon, if I could apply to work for PB as their writer for their H-scenes I'd do so just to help them out. I know 0 Korean and well I'm American so there's that dream out of the window lol

As for the official story, there are sentences were I scratch my head like you could have literally described that differently and I keep blaming it on the translation. I'm always certain that it sounds better or at least more coherent in other languages.

Now....I will admit when reading through the recent event I'm just like, huh pronoun issues again, some phrases and sentences seeming like they're out of place or repeated...I think they don't have a editor/proofreader on their team to help catch these mistakes since there's been so many.

I'm already expecting not too much for the anniversary because it will make me feel better if something cool does come from it. I'm working on doing my own thing for it anyway so if all else fails...

I think there's been quite a few accounts documenting everything so far, I for one have done as much as I can grabbing sprites, stories, screenshots whatever I can in case the inevitable happens. But I think PB will give us another good year before they start focusing on other things.

[according2thelore]

That anon who said they dean being jealous of himself is SO right. I'm LOVING the angsty jealous dynamics you've been feeding us. I'm partial to "young Sam is jealous of old Sam" myself because it's soooo cute and sad. Like yes! Make Sam pout! Make him value himself less! Make him glare daggers at LS!Sam and ES!Dean!!! Make him think he's the odd one out and not wanted! The angst! I'm also dying for ES!Dean to comfort ES!Sam once(if) he realizes that he feels left out. Just UGH. ES!SAM FEELING LIKE THE LAST CHOICE! SO good. I love coming to your blog just to see what you post lol, you just hit every right button for me.

AHHH! THANK YOU!

let's discuss!

SO much of ES!Sam's life up to that point is feeling like the odd one out!

when it's just dean and sam, i think sam doesn't feel like he has to try to fit in as hard. when dean's trying to impress/ingratiate himself with dad? for sure. those awkward few hunts after stanford? 100%

but when it's just dean and sam, they might fight and get snippy, but sam doesn't have to put up a front. he doesn't have to put on airs. in fact, we see a couple times in the show that when sam's trying to be something he's not with dean, it's to protect him/protect his feelings.

so for ES!Sam, to have that safe space (lol pardon the phrase) GONE--sam's only completely authentic space (bc even with jess, he had to hide huge parts of himself)--

it would definitely put him off-balance. to sam, dean is choosing a different, better version of sam. ES!Sam felt safe being his own bitchy self with dean, but to have ES!Dean so clearly prefer a version of sam with all that removed, i wouldn't be surprised if ES!Sam felt the pressure to change to meet ES!Dean's new preferences.

which of course he resents! sam spent so much of his life being told to change: by dad, by dean, by other hunters, by himself.

to find out that your only true safe place to land can, does, and will prefer a seemingly faultless version of yourself?? bro. immediately confusing and devastating.

and even outside of the meta-dynamic of their relationship, ES!Sam is confused! and scared!

because he's also in love with dean. so to be usurped so easily both platonically and romantically?? GRAH! it drives sam crazy!

because he's not even sure which parts he's "allowed" to be mad about. he's not sure if glaring at the space where LS!Sam has his knee pressed against ES!Dean's in the car is an "acceptable" platonic jealousy, or if it's part of his sick-wrong-bad possessiveness that ES!Dean is his.

he's not sure if wanting to rip off LS!Sam's face for making ES!Dean laugh like that is annoyance that ES!Sam's superpower is communal or fury that ES!Dean is capable of belonging to someone else.

he's afraid of coming out and saying a lot of it, because what if it's too revealing?? what if he missteps and ES!Dean recognizes that ES!Sam's agonized ire is because he wants to suck his cock until he can't see straight?

he's annoyed and he's mad and he's upset, but bottling it up is all ES!Sam really knows how to do unless he wants to bring their house of cards down!

as for comfort, i think ES!Dean at first would not recognize this at all, lmao. for all ES!Dean's attentiveness to the changes in ES!Sam's moods and needs, he thinks he's just being a little bitch about the whole thing (his regrettable choice of words, not mine).

like c'mon, we're both weirded-out by this whole thing. we're in this together! and being rude to LS!Sam&Dean is not going to change our situation. dean does not take slights to sam lightly, even if the person slighting LS!Sam is ES!Sam.

i think it would take something stronger for ES!Dean to realize that ES!Sam's feelings are genuinely hurt--or at least confused--about the whole thing. ES!Sam avoids him like the plague, and these men do not sit down to talk about feelings, lmao.

maybe ES!Dean stumbles in on LS!Dean & ES!Sam talking, and LS!Dean is obviously comforting him, hand on the back of his neck, and ES!Sam's got a pink nose and shiny eyes and ES!Dean kind of blows up, because what the fuck did you say to him? what's going on in here?

LS!Dean rolls his eyes and shoves him off like go talk to your kid. i'm not here to mediate your bitchfits.

maybe it finally comes out later, ES!Sam not really able to look dean in the eyes, that he's sick of dean being so whipped for LS!Sam, and since when did dean need other brothers?

ES!Dean doesn't know how to express the fact that he's so taken with LS!Sam because this is a brother that wants him back! that needs him back! LS!Sam loves the hunt and he loves dean, and he's not shy about either of those things! if LS!Sam has free time, he spends it with dean. if LS!Sam is bored, he goes to look for dean. ES!Dean is thrilled by the promise of that future, of a sam who is gorgeous and strong and sexy as fuck and wants dean!!!

so he fumbles his way through it like "c'mon, sammy. he's you."

"is he, though? he's...i don't know. it's hard to recognize myself in him. he's...different....than i thought he would be. i guess."

ES!Sam doesn't know how to say that out of the four of them, he's the only one that feels Other. he wants to be part of this, but they don't make it easy.

ES!Sam doesn't know how to navigate on the outside of the Sam&Dean dynamic. he is the Sam in the Sam&Dean dynamic--he's realizing how strange and alienating it is to be not Sam or Dean in that, and he hates it.

"you think i'd put up with some guy that wasn't you?" dean scoffs, and they both kind of stare at each other for a second, because that was dangerously close to the truth.

"listen," ES!Dean follows up quickly, because he's not willing to let those words sit in the air too long, for the off-chance that ES!Sam will have time to process them. "you're my sam, okay? my pain in the ass little brother. this guy is sam, but he's that dean's sam. so. y'know. they're not us. or ours, or...whatever. you're still the little shit i'm gonna bug first."

it's tense for a long moment, unsure if that was too honest, too revealing. ES!Sam's still breathing a little fast, and ES!Dean keeps shifting on his feet.

"you're an asshole." ES!Sam finally says, exhaling, looking genuinely un-strung for the first time in weeks, and ES!Dean practically slumps forward in relief.

"aw, sammy. you sure know how to make a girl blush." he coos, and ES!Sam swats him away, all it's sam, you know it's sam.

and ES!Dean is smiling and rolling his eyes and his hands are still shaking under the table like yeah, yeah, whatever you say.

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!! jealous sam! devastated sam!!! isolated sam!!!

YOU GET IT!!!!!!! YOU UNDERSTAND THE VISION!!!!!!!!!

thank you for this ask!!! and for your kind words!!! mwah, mwah, mwah! <3

-lizzy

[truly-a-snitch]

helloo just found this blog and love ur work <3

it says requests r open but I don't trust myself and so if they are, can I request pegging w dazai and chuuya (separate ofc) w a dom reader (idk why I'm specifying is it even possible to make a sub reader peg 💀💀)

im just a woman w simple needs ik it's boring 😔👊

never fear anon i too need to peg dazai and chuuya this is not boring at all. youre gonna ravish these losers

also yes it is possible for a sub to be doing the pegging !! dom/sub is just about whos in charge/who has power in any given encounter, not whos topping/bottoming. (see: succubus reader/dazai drabble i did, dazai was on top but subbing) thank you for specifying because i probably wouldve made this dom chuuya if u hadnt lol

warnings/tags: gn reader !!, can be read as strap or dick, praise w both, hair pulling w dazai, body worship sorta w dazai, brat!chuuya, youre a lil mean to chuuya (sexual style), overstim w chuuya, pet names used: darling, dearest, thing (for dazai); hon, toy (for chuuya)

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Dazai

He was so easy to please when you actually managed to get him bent over something- usually a counter in your kitchen, though this time you had actually made it to the bedroom before bending him over. All it took was a few nice words and well-placed kisses, and he unraveled underneath you. Today seemed to be no exception.

"Ah, fuck," Osamu whined when you thrusted into him particularly harshly, melting into the sheets.

"Shh, I know, darling," you teased, admiring the way he squirmed under you, barely able to hold himself up anymore. You had covered him with hickies so dark you wondered for a moment how long they would take to fade. (A week? Two?) "Such a good little thing for me, taking me so well. There we go, dearest."

He was shaking already. As was expected. The poor darling was incredibly touchstarved, it only made sense he'd be so sensitive.

"Aw, you gonna cum? Poor thing," you said, fingers finding his hair and carding gently through, then yanking his head back harshly and earning a whimper at the movement. His mouth opened to try and formulate a reply, but he fell into moans again instead at a harsh thrust on your part. His arms gave out under him, and he melted into the sheets all over again.

"Fuck," he hissed. If you didn't know him better you'd assume you had hurt him. "Fuck, 'm close."

You cooed gently when he let out a moan that hitched up into a whimper, somehow falling even more pliant under you. You leaned down and pressed a gentle kiss to his neck, and he shivered.

"Go ahead and cum whenever, darling," you said, and only a moment later he let out a broken groan as he came. You gently worked him through it, only pulling out when he was twitching from the aftershocks of orgasm and his fingers scrambled for hold in the sheets, as if he wanted to anchor himself to something. As if he feared you'd overstimulate him.

(You weren't above that, so he was definitely right to be worried, but you would just save that for next time.)

Chuuya

Chuuya talks a lot of shit for a man who so easily melts under you. He likes to tease you, get you all riled up while he's protected by the veil of being out in public. Always keeps it up until you get back to your shared apartment where- if he's teased you enough- he usually gets dragged to the bedroom by the collar of his shirt. (Or, on days you feel like meticulously unwinding him and teasing him right back, a palm pressed firmly to his lower back.)

Like right now.

Because, as usual, he had gone and teased you all day. It had worsened during dinner, with him purposely using phrases and pet names and the like, ones that he knew got your mind wandering. Ones he knew he'd deal with the consequences of the moment you got home.

And he was pinned beneath you right now, one arm twisted almost painfully behind his back and the other struggling to hold himself up.

He let out a whine as he tried to rock his hips back into yours.

"Hm? What's that, hon?" you asked, gripping his arm a bit tighter, twisting it a bit farther- and his hips stilled again. He breathed in pointedly, and a shiver visibly ran up his spine. "Feels good, I take it?"

"You are so mean," he muttered, voice shaky. Almost breaking. It was as if his resolve was about to give in on itself, about to collapse under its own weight.

"I know, how dare I give my darling toy what he's been begging for all night," you teased. "Don't think I didn't see what you were doing at dinner, hon. Those bedroom eyes are going to be the death of me one of these days."

He shivered again, and the tension began to melt out of his frame. You recognized this. He was close.

"Aw, hon, you gonna cum?" you teased, pace relentless. He nodded and let out a low moan. "Already? I've hardly had my fun yet."

Chuuya shivered again, let out a sharp whine, and a moment later he was spilling over. The tension in his body completely evaporated, and a moment later he was biting back an overstimulated sob as you kept going.

"Fuck, wait, it hurts," he said, voice shakily. "Slow down."

"Hm?" you hummed, then pretended to contemplate. "No, hon, I don't think so. You wanted me so badly earlier, whispering the dirtiest things in my ear on the train. You could hardly contain yourself. It'd be downright cruel of me to stop now."

[allastoredeer]

Archangel anon again! Here for those extended Gabriel headcanons. Okay! Gabriel's the messenger of heaven, so i imagine that it's his's responsibility to convey messages between heaven and hell. That makes Gabe the only sibling Lucifer has been allowed to have simi-consistent contact with since his fall. They're not allowed to have long, deep conversations, but they do try to catch up a tiny bit. I see Gabe as a trickster with a heart of gold. Seemingly a charismatic goofball who takes very little seriously. A fast-talking, smooth-talking, ALWAYS talking jokester who can make you want to tear your hair out one second, then charm the pants off you the next. He's the best liar of the family, incredibly good at playing dumb despite actually being quite cunning, strategic, and above all else, PETTY. He is very protective of his siblings, especially Lucifer nowadays (side-effect of being the only sibling allowed to talk to him) and can hold a grudge like no ones business.

But, the main reason I wanted to give special attention to Gabe is because of his patronage. As I was doing research on Gabriel I made a delightful discovery ripe with potential. Remember how I said Gabriel is the patron of communication services? Well another way to phrase it would be he holds patronage over all forms of transmitting information from point A to point B. This includes telecommunications that transmit information through electrical means. Such as telegraph, telephone, internet, and broadcasting. ALL forms of broadcasting. Including both television AND RADIO.😃😃😃

Do you see? Do you see the abundance of potential that I see?? Gabriel is the Patron Archangel of both TV AND RADIO. He holds dominion over

TV AND RADIO

I cannot begin to describe the joy I felt when I made that discovery! Instantly got the brain buzzing.

Alastor and Gabriel have the capacity for either becoming instant best friends or instant enemies and I can't decide which one I like more... Oh who am I kidding, it's enemies. Imagine Gabriel is visiting Lucifer and Charlie and he inevitably buts heads with Alastor. Either Alastor says something snide about Gabe himself, or maybe Lucifer. Meanwhile, Gabe has gone uncharacteristically quiet and just stares at Al for a long moment. Then, an unreadable smile slowly forms on his face and he laughs good-naturedly, slapping Alastor on the back a BIT too hard but otherwise just says "You got me there, buddy" before sauntering away.

But the next morning, Alastor tries to enter his radio tower to do his morning show, only to find the door is locked tight and there's some kind of powerful ward keeping him from shadow-porting in. Then, every radio in hell suddenly comes alive as none other than Gabriel's loud, bombastic voice comes pouring enthusiastically from the speakers.

Gabriel has redefined the term "pirate radio" by not only hijacking Alastor's radio tower, but also literally every radio in hell. And worse, he's turned Al's show into one of those "zany" morning-zoo radio shows. The kind of shows thar are more annoying than funny that always play on the radio on your way to work or school? I imagine Alastor considers those shows a perversion of his medium. And as the cherry on top, Gabe refuses to relinquish control back to Alastor calls in (the number is 1 777 3625, that's 1 777 DMBK🤭) and apologizes ON AIR for all of hell to hear.🤣🤣🤣

You know what, I'm kind of with Alastor on this one.

If someone messed with my passion like that, I would never apologize. I would double down. I'd never stop pushing those buttons, consequences be damned. You want me to say sorry? Nah, bitch, how about you stop being a wuss?

LOL I think Alastor would take a megaphone, plop himself on a rooftop (or just roam the streets) and do his broadcast like that. He'd find himself a soapbox to stand on. You know, the old fashioned way. I mean, depending on if Alastor can control radiowaves, he might be able to hijack one of the speakers he set up all over Hell. He'd pick a new one every day, and diss on ol' Gabe. He'd go into how Heaven keeps repressing the sinners of Hell, first it was the Extermination, and now Heaven's silencing their voices. When will the tyranny end? How long will they put up with this??

LOL Idk now that I'm thinking about it, the idea of Alastor starting a revolution against Heaven purely out of spite is incredibly funny and I love it.

(Also that is really interesting about Gabriel patron of communication 👀 that has so much potential)