#all day I dream about sex

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𝚂𝚒𝚐𝚖𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝙵𝚛𝚎𝚞𝚍 (/𝚏𝚛ɔɪ𝚍/ 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝚈𝙳,[2] 𝙶𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗: [ˈ𝚣𝚒ː𝚐𝚖ʊ𝚗𝚍 ˈ𝚏𝚛ɔʏ𝚍]; 𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚗 𝚂𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚂𝚌𝚑𝚕𝚘𝚖𝚘 𝙵𝚛𝚎𝚞𝚍; 6 𝙼𝚊𝚢 1856 – 23 𝚂𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 1939) 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚗𝚎𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚜𝚢𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚒𝚜, 𝚊 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚜𝚢𝚌𝚑𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚜𝚢𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚝, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚒��𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚒𝚝.

𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝙰𝚂𝚜

𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝙸 𝚜𝚎𝚎, 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖𝚜

𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸’𝚖 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗‘ 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗‘ 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎

𝙸𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗’𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎

‚𝙲𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚒𝚖𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚎𝚜

𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗‘ 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎

𝚂𝚘 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝? 𝙻𝚎𝚝’𝚜

𝚂𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚢

𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢

𝚂𝚘 𝙸 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛

‚𝙲𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚏𝚞𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗‘ 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚎

𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗‘ 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎

𝚂𝚘 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝? 𝙻𝚎𝚝’𝚜 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔!

𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝙸 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚡

𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝙸 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗‘

𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝙸 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗‘

𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝙸 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚡

𝚈𝚎𝚜, 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝙸 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚡

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝙸 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚡

𝚈𝚎𝚜, 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝙸 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚡

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝙸 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚡

𝚈𝚎𝚜, 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝙸 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚡

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝙸 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚡

𝚈𝚎𝚜, 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝙸 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚡

𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝙸 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚡

𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝙸 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗‘

𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝙸 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚡

𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝙸 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗‘ (𝙰𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚜)

𝙰.𝙳.𝙸.𝙳.𝙰.𝚂. 𝚋𝚢 𝙺𝚘𝚛𝚗 🎧

@frenchpsychiatrymuderedmycnut @bigbonzo @inbetweenneeds 😂🥃

[kornfart]

EVERYONS SHUT UP OH MY GOD SHUT UP LOOK!

IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!!! COMING IN OCTOBER!

id happily give my cashapp tag to anyone willing >_0

+tracksuits and tees!!!

[peterprick]

My Hoodie Addiction

[i-like-forcefem]

When browsing through the wares of a newly opened magic shop you passed by an item that caught your interest, a massive mirror

You peaked inside expecting to see yourself, but instead you saw, a girl? About your height, quite pretty, good taste in fashion… Maybe your mom when she was younger?

It feels weird, in a good way, to see this girl follow all your movements, you couldn’t help but smile, and her smile is radiant

You felt an odd sense of relief… until you looked down to see that, you’re you, of course you are

Why do you feel so sad?

…

“Quite the item isn’t it?”, the Witch tending the shop noticed your interest and started talking to you “a magic mirror that shows you what you’d look like if you were born the opposite sex”

You stare into it

Why do you feel this deep dread?

“But that’s not all it does!” The witch continues “want to see a magic trick?” The witch asks laying a hand on your back

You’re curious to see where this is going, so you nod your head

In one swoop the witch pushes you against the mirror and as you brace yourself to slam into it, stumbling on your feet across the floor, you find yourself slamming into the witch face first

She laughs “I probably didn’t need to push that hard”

As you lay on the ground you feel different, you look as you prepare to push yourself up from the ground you notice your hands… are they smaller?

As you get it up and oriented yourself you glance at the mirror, still the same showing girl you, but how did you get turned around did… did you get

“Sorry” the witch says as her laughter days down “that’s the first time I’ve pushed someone through a mirror, should’ve seen that coming”

You look down and see the dress you’re wearing

“Now cutie” the witch claps her hands, and jumps up! She has a grin you don’t trust “I hoped you enjoyed the trick! If you ever want to become a guy again And I hope you have some savings! Gender-bending magic is quite expensive!”

You stumble back, you can’t turn back? The mirror is showing yo- Girl You, not the real Guy You, so… that’s a no go? You’re way to poor for anything

“But don’t worry cutie, we pay quite well here and just so happen have an opening for a maid and I can assure you, you’ll look just adorable in the uniform”

[martybaker]

Sooo I’ve been watching Money Heist (La casa de papel) and I have 3 dreamling scenarios for you:

1) hostage Hob and robber Dream

Hob cannot help but admire the silent man pointing a gun at his head, the way he doesn’t posture or play mind games and is happy to hang back in the shadows, but also his fast reflexes, spot on aim, quick and calm thinking when things go to shit

Anyways Hob falls in love and joins the robbers. He never had strong moral code anyways and they’re not stealing from people but fucking the system and that’s kind of sexy tbh. Not as sexy as Dream holding a gun to Hob’s head, standing nose to nose, blue eyes piercing through his soul, the click of the gun… anyways, Hob helps them steal the money, in exchange he’s gonna steal Dream’s heart

2) robber Hob and hostage Dream

Dream hates Hob, he is jovial and loud and delusional, but to Dream’s irritation he is also kind and patient and smart. Doesn’t stop Dream from trying to outsmart Hob and getting pinned to the wall at gunpoint. Hob doesn’t begrudge him though, just laughs and compliments his guts. Dream switches tactics and tries to seduce him which has nothing to do with how hot being held at gunpoint felt, or the way Hob’s muscles spasm when he lifts heavy things, or the chest hair poking from his unzipped hideously orange jumpsuit. But ooops Dream falls into his own trap and falls in love and now he doesn’t want the heist to end…

3) same personalities, but they are both robbers

They both think the other is an idiot at first, at the hideout in the planning stage. Hob jokes in classes and Dream hates his casual attitude, Hob thinks Dream has a stick up his ass and takes everything too seriously

But being stuck and isolated from society for months, neither is blind to each other’s atracttiveness, and one thing leads to another and one of their spats leads to a heist-partners-with-benefits arrangement. It’s good to let go of some steam, it’s casual, no strings attached, and the sex is amazing tbh

During the heist they go back to annoying each other, but slowly grow to appreciate each others strengths. Then someone betrays the gang, things get ugly fast and Hob takes a bullet for Dream. He nearly bleeds out, but when he wakes up Dream is by his side and they both know none of this is casual anymore, and they are willing to die for each other. They become the best power duo in the squad

[icantthink-ofagoodname]

I may be asexual but my playlist sure as hell ain't

[crehador]

the current state of the one with the clones is me whispering to clone!ichiro you have got to fuck him faster than this and him hissing back i am fucking trying?? because this 4p clone sex pwp is now

and there's still. there's still no fucking p.

[dislocatedshoulders]

LOOKIE WHAT I GOT 😋😋😋

UGHH it took me SO LONG to get BUT I'm definitely gonna wear them to the Korn concert soon ♡

happy October btw!! working on something special...

[best-enemies]

I've reached season 5 on my CSI rewatch and I'm a few episodes past "Swap Meet", where a woman is murdered after attending a swing party with other couples from the neighbourhood. Near the end of the episode there's a moment that made me jump from my seat:

(Grissom walks up to Sara and takes the seat next to her. He's holding two cups. He hands her a cup of tea.)

[INT. POLICE DEPARTMENT - BRASS' OFFICE]

Erin Brady: Everybody fantasizes about other people. (She glances at Grissom.)

Even you, Mr. Grissom. A neighbor, a friend ... girl at the office.

[INT. POLICE DEPARTMENT - HALLWAY]

(The door opens. Paul Brady walks out of the hallway. Erin Brady walks out into the hallway. Sara is sitting in the hallway chair watching them. She watches as they meet and kiss.)

(Grissom walks up to Sara and takes the seat next to her. He's holding two culps. He hands her a cup of tea.)

LIKE!!!!!!!

Right after Erin ends her sentence with 'girl at the office', the first time Sara and Grissom meet again, he brings her tea. This might be an innocent interaction but to me it seemed like a nod to this relationship they have where both are into each other, know about the other's feelings, but can't/won't do anything about it (although Sara has kind of given Grissom an ultimatum). I don't know if it was intentional - I'm guessing it is, because I picked it up immediately. I might or might not have squealed in delight.

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ADIDAS

„𝙱𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙱𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐“

A.D.I.D.A.S. by Korn

[queerstudiesnatural]

i think my brain should be studied i'm being fr

[prettyflyshyguy]

i have slept, I still deeply hunger for a specific form of Media and I'm still mad that supernatural came so close lmao, but to clarify now with a sound mind; im gonna just chew on that one episode for a while, I don't think I'm about to dive into a new series. I can't do it. I'm not strong enough.

And being honest that one episode gave me so much and I really just want more of that and not much else LMFAO sorry

[fuckyeahjcchasez]

[aurazoo]

good nite friends ilu omg

[aroaessidhe]

2023 reads // twitter thread    

A Day of Fallen Night

slow character focused epic fantasy prequel to priory of the orange tree

set during the grief of ages, when Wyrms are on the rise and devastating cities across the world

the teen heir to the throne, a middle-aged tomb keeper at the priory, a young warrior from the north, and princess from the mountains of the east

motherhood, survival, politics

[imreszekeres]

So we all think about our FOs fucking us/our OCs when we’re trying to go to bed huh???