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hey guys i had to draw this after finding out about another thing the australian government wastes its money on (THE 2016 BMW?!! AS A POLICE CAR?? WHY???) . also i do feel like its more like smokescreen vibes but i hate him so prowl it is. i will draw it properly someday okay
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I'm just so happy for Logan honestly he finally found a bitch insane enough to match his freak
#the rate that I started shipping poolverine is giving me whiplash#poolverine#Deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#was it casual when you grinned up at me as i bled into your mouth#was it casual when you hit me on the head with a fire extinguisher so you could steal my self sacrifice moment#was it casual when you broke down that reinforced metal door trying to stop me from sacrificing myself#was it casual when i used your skeletal adamantium remains to kill space cops#was it casual when both of us wanted to stay in that car#was it casual when#no it fuckin wasn't#and all of us knew it#logan howlett#wade wilson#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#deadpool 3#deadpool 2024#he's gone through so much relationship heartbreak#mostly romantic which absolutely fuels the deadclaws agenda anyway#it's nice to see him enjoy being with wade#being with (stabbing. clawing. bleeding on. being bled on by. etc.)
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The O.C. 1.02 The Model Home
#theocedit#teendramaedit#smallscreensource#filmtvdaily#tvarchive#dailyflicks#adam brody#mischa barton#marissa cooper#seth cohen#seth x marissa#the oc#usercallie#safflowerseason#unlikely-alliance#addys-beth#tusermanon#season 1#1x02#*#'it's a show about two brothers' kiss my ass!#they wouldn't even HAVE a show were it not for her#they didn't even have the decency to add in the music chapter of the book that the car scene here came from an adam/mischa convo irl#because god forbid they cop to her being integral to its origins and also that they all hung out with a 17 y/o! some more than others!#anyway love my stoner loser musical besties#i read OTR because of them when i was in high school#also throwback to when i went to this diner irl and sat in this very booth
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pro tip: you can always put the bugs in little outfits :thumbsup:
#rain world#five pebbles#lttm#looks to the moon#no im not procratsinating what im actully drawing to put the bugs in fun outfits what are you talking about#anyhow uh yeah man been a lil since i uploaded anything huh. that will not be changing. stay tuned for as scarce art as always. we stay thr#anyhow! you know i have done similar scehctehs alot and i always do the undershirt longshirt for them cause i feel like moon would like it#nd pebbles got it from her even if hed hate to adit it. sometimes your older sister figure has good taste (subjective) and you will never r#each her high#anyhow also i like desiging tshirt prints even if its always a pain when i need to do it#ough#anyhow i have suns also if anyone wanna see that i suppose?#otherwise hmmmm well if anyones reading this who has an opinion i wokring on a comic and concidering if i should wait with posting and do t#e whole thing once i anage to struggle through adding the text#or if i will be weak and post my fave parts beforehand for funnsies hmmmm many choises someone tell me what to do i hate making choises#uh for anyone not intrestied in my long tag rabling music rec for today is cop car by mitski!!!! and not at all because ive been watching a#disco elysium aniatic with that song on loop on youtube for days#thats not soemthing id do#anyhow anyhow!!!!#my art#see i can remmeber that tag sometimes :)#oh also an its nice to go back to drawing these guys after weeks of my own rw ocs. strange experince man#^-^
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Lucky is he, Who lives unaware
#fantasy high#dimension 20#d20#fhjy#d20 fhjy#buddy dawn#the rat grinders#bakarath#oisin hakinvar#ivy embra#mary anne skuttle#ruben hopclap#potatart#i had to get these drawings out of my system. thinkng about how buddy was an outcast from the beginning#how he was left behind. how disposable he was#i think buddy is very isolated from the people around him from both himself the adults around him and the way he was raised#maybe he finds comfort in connecting with a deity#im gonna go insane. he has so much potential for good things if only he was actually given a chance#and not constantly being taken advantage of by people who dont care about him#rips my hair out#“arent you tired of being nice dont you want to just go apeshit” “dang y'all”#buddy dawn is going through it i think. just having a spectacularly AWFUL time#fhjy spoilers#NOBODY TALKS ABOUT HOW TIRING IT IS TO BE ANGRY ALL THE TIME. ITS AWFUL#hold on. i have a drawing of kalina and buddy dawn in a car running from the cops but thay didnt fit the tone of this post lol#they have walter white and jessi pinkman vibes to me. you get it#also id like to comment that the last image was meant to convey less of a#“the rat grinders didnt care about buddy dawn!!!” (though i think thats true to some extent)#and more of like. the idea that those four were saved and buddy was not#<- i like the rat grinders
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“ᴵ ᵃᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵒᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃᶜʰᵉ ᵇᵉⁿᵉᵃᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵏⁱⁿ”
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Fanart for @mxboxlocks INCREDIBLE fic “All That We Lost”! I am absolutely HOOKED on this fic so far!! The writing, the story, the way the characters are written?? OUGH it’s amazing!! I love the darker theme of this fic, and how the mercs react to said events, while staying in character! 10/10 writing!!
For you folks that liked Emesis Blue, yer gonna LOVE this fic! Basically, Emesis Red >:]
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Alt. Versions below!
#seriously go read it yall its SO GOOD!!#tf2#tf2 engineer#engineer tf2#tf2 soldier#soldier tf2#team fortress soldier#team fortress engineer#team fortress 2#song lyrics: There I am. There I am again.#the song Cop Car by Mitski was a huge inspiration for this as well hehe#technicalgator art#all that we lost tf2#tf2 fanart
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Eddie Diaz is so “I get mean when I’m nervous like a bad dog” coded
#rip Eddie Diaz you would’ve loved Mitski#I beg you guys to go look up the lyric meanings in full to Cop Car cos you’ll get what I mean#even the “I’ve preemptively blocked all the exits’ about her ensuring she can stay in delusion#by shutting everyone out#and the references to death#and the past lovers#DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN#WHERE ARE MY MITSKI OBSESSED GAY PEOPLE GET OVER HERE#911#buddie#evan buckley#911 abc#eddie diaz#911 fox#evan buck buckley#911onfox#buckley diaz family
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s.o.b.
i get mean when i'm nervous, like a bad dog // i am cruel, i am gentle, i can make you laugh // i don't think about the past, it's always there anyway // and i will never die, i will never die, i will never die
#me when i've preemptively blocked all the exits#song: cop car by mitski#veryyyy him#del listens#sirius black#sirius orion black#sob#marauders#mwpp#harry potter#hp
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unable to stop thinking about unpleasant scenarios? pik does this happen often because if it does i may have bad news
y . yes ?
#:'D clueless ?#there was that one time we passed a cop car n i couldnt stop thinking abt what wed do if we got pulled over... in th middle of driving..#and earlier by the lake i got scared abt sinkholes and got grisped for like 30 seconds.. honestly its very frequently about sinkholes..#its not even physical all th time sometimes i just get into arguments..#um. yes. frequent ^ ^#piktalk
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last night I was hanging out with friends outside a bar when 6 cops showed up to arrest a 75 year old woman for sleeping on the sidewalk across the street from us so the 4 or 5 of us who were outside watching started loudly making fun of and taunting them for being useless cowards
they all just stood there watching us for a minute not saying anything until one said "would you like to come on a ride along and see how hard our job really is?" and we all immediately busted up laughing and started yelling "oh yeah harassing poor old women on the street that seems really fucking difficult" and they just quietly and awkwardly got in their cars and left while our friend repeatedly shouted "go protect and serve" after them
#they looked genuinely embarrassed/depressed that we were laughing in their faces and not respecting them even a little#it was extremely funny#why the fuck do you need to call 4 cars with 6 cops of backup for one frail little old lady that you have at least a foot and 75 lbs on#as they put her in the car she shouted 'pigs!' and we all cheered. the cops were so fucking mad#got some funny ass videos of it
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i am So Close to finishing the most arduous bureaucratic journey of the year (getting my car legal to drive so my landlord lets me park at my apartment and i don't get parking tickets on the street). the last thing i have to do is pass a smog test and if that doesn't fuck me then i should be good before the week is over. Pray For Me.
#the cops have been like 'you cant park on the street' and the landlord is like 'you cant park in the lot' so i'm like#what do i do. do i just live in my car so you can't tow it. bro i have spent so much money keeping this vehicle alive.#it will be an Enormous weight off my shoulders once i'm finally done with all this. it's taken SO LOOOOONGGGGGGG#for a variety of reasons that boil down to. Paperwork Is Helllllll#phew. there's your incredibly mundane life update for the day.#Please God Pass The Smog Test. Please. Please Pleas e Pllease....
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I’ll never understand how the Castle Doctrine ‘hurrr this house is protected by guns’ ‘we shoot first ask questions later’ anti-trespasser crowd somehow ‘doesn’t understand’ why abortion rights matter so much.
Even if that pregnancy was wanted. Even if that fetus was invited. The minute that a person says ‘no, actually, you need to leave my body’ then they need to go. Regardless of whether someone believes life begins at conception.
Trespassers will not be tolerated.
#pro choice#(I’m also a gun owner btw and mr61below once had to pull a gun on a car full of roughs that came looking for one of his brother’s friends#were also rural and I don’t expect the cops to show up in under an hour under ANY circumstances 🫠)#I’m more of a ‘as part of a well-regulated militia’ proponent of the 2nd. fuckin too many open carry proponents are straight up cosplayers 🙄#(fuck the performative agency of all the wannabe Rambos and Frank Castles)#I know too many people who’ve had to end wanted pregnancies due to complications to themselves or the fetus
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⟢ highlight of the hour: flex x cop [10/16] ⟣
welcome back home
#flex x cop#korean drama#ahn bo hyun#park ji hyun#fxchoth#mmkfav#mygif#i luv how lgh has been subtly comforting and supporting jys#she helped him gather the courage to return home#she helped him process his feelings and emotions#she wasnt pushy about it either and rather shared some words of encouragement in a respectful way#fxc is taking its sweet time with the slow burn romance#and even if it doesnt go all the way with lgh and jys i luv what we've seen so far between them#car rides back home together and jys complaining about lgh's car#just like the good old times#oh and the way that i squealed when lgh said no one's been nagging her about her car#LIKE GURLLLLL
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Alec Hardy: has a traumatic experience in a body of water
Also Alec Hardy: rents a house literally on the water.
#alec hardy#broadchurch#david tennant#it does also lead to my favorite scene in season 2#bumper cars hardy#olivia colman#is a treasure#poor man#a breeze would blow him over#a man so full of love#remind me to write a meta about how all of Hardy’s actions are based on love#or the lack thereof#covering for his cheating wife who royally fucked up like so bad#I’m not kidding what Tess did is bad cop 101#it’s American cop level bad#why does he cover for a woman whose actively cheating on him while he’s trying to solve a big cas?#case#because he doesn’t want his daughter to find out that her mother is like that#he has every reason to hate her and because he loves his daughter he takes the blame and becomes the worst cop in Britain and being a cop#is central to his identity#in a lot of ways it’s a show about imbalances of power#sorry this as supposed to be a shit post#uncle Alec
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Noooo because i can't forget the idea of the autobots all dropping by this one unofficial human run mechanics shop to get shit done
The first and second time it happened had to be so funny though
#transformers#maccadam#did they tell the human workers the whole transformer thing or this some self driving car ghost story to the workers now?#do they charge the autobots extra up the wazoo because they know the autobots can't just go to another shop?#or are they more understanding with the displaced bots and their needs for help sometimes?#is this how they all got inspection stickers?#because otherwise you're stuck keeping to the backroads and crossing your fingers a cop doesn't notice quick enough to get you for it#on the other hand... a senior employee warning the newbie about the self driving smart cars that seem just a little TOO smart...#or even letting the newbie find out on their own when one of the autobots drops by#ideas
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EOTD 09/11/2024
miss ma'am can handcuff me whenever, wherever and id happily oblige😌
this was the vanessa edit i was talking abouttt @nyoclosmom credits to @elledits on tiktok!
#not#agatha all along#or#agathario#but#FNAF#AND VANESSA#SHOW HER SOME LOVE#lets get in the back of your cop car officer!
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