#all cops are cars

[siennamoth]

hey guys i had to draw this after finding out about another thing the australian government wastes its money on (THE 2016 BMW?!! AS A POLICE CAR?? WHY???) . also i do feel like its more like smokescreen vibes but i hate him so prowl it is. i will draw it properly someday okay

[brainrotcharacters]

I'm just so happy for Logan honestly he finally found a bitch insane enough to match his freak

[mischas]

The O.C. 1.02 The Model Home

[anemonet]

pro tip: you can always put the bugs in little outfits :thumbsup:

[potatobugz]

Lucky is he, Who lives unaware

[technicalgator]

“ᴵ ᵃᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵒᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃᶜʰᵉ ᵇᵉⁿᵉᵃᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵏⁱⁿ”

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Fanart for @mxboxlocks INCREDIBLE fic “All That We Lost”! I am absolutely HOOKED on this fic so far!! The writing, the story, the way the characters are written?? OUGH it’s amazing!! I love the darker theme of this fic, and how the mercs react to said events, while staying in character! 10/10 writing!!

For you folks that liked Emesis Blue, yer gonna LOVE this fic! Basically, Emesis Red >:]

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Alt. Versions below!

[violent138]

I think the Batmobile should be used for destructive purposes more. I love when it's kind of like a battering ram against other cars but it really needs to bust into more hideouts or be used to rip a gate off, move debris or tow something. Furthermore I assume before the Batplane and due to the lack of a vigilante tow service they used to just self destruct it if it got too damaged. That in of itself could be used offensively to create chaos or try and deal with a super-powered rogue.

[mazzystar24]

Eddie Diaz is so “I get mean when I’m nervous like a bad dog” coded

[superm4ks]

i am the girl who hates change who sent that ask in june when i was like there's no way max holds onto this title. i cannot believe my meowie continues to surpass my expectations because of course he would win this year. there was no other alternative.

Wow ... And like I told u back then bbygirl .. Max is also a girl who hates change. Max hates change SO much he clinched his 4th in an ice cold pig wid Monza type characteristics that lend themselves to every t0p team except the car wid the suspension of a jeep Wrangler and the top speed of me doing the mile in hs still drunk and on 3 hours of sleep and a mcmuffin. Vegas had a lil something for everybody that wasnt based in Milton Keynes. Unholy temperatures for the ((extremely confused)) merc baddies, slow corners + long straights for the ragazzi, moderate graining for the Woking dolls so Lando cud hit the slay button in low fuel ((an unexpected flop gotta say)). AND nothing for rbr. Not the right wing, not the right balance, not the best tires, not the fresh engine. Imagine being faced wid all that and still feeling fairly confident Max wud be crowned the best driver in the world that weekend, because he's Max Verstappen and for as long as theres a chance I know he'll take it. I know that because I know him. All Max had to do was out qualify Lando in a car that never once got anywhere close to papaya times during practice sessions. I swear they fitted him wid a new wheel and shit came off like three times. So obvi Max out qualifies Lando, then come Sunday, Max manages the gap like the rb20 never been better fit for a circuit, he lets the lil ponies go around and off into the distance to create drama of their own and thats all he wrote. 'there was no alternative' . Say that again. No alternative. No choice. The illusion of choice was broken in Brazil. The definition of insanity was reaffirmed in Vegas. They called an ambulance but not for him. 💎

[transingthoseformers]

Noooo because i can't forget the idea of the autobots all dropping by this one unofficial human run mechanics shop to get shit done

The first and second time it happened had to be so funny though

[del-stars]

s.o.b.

i get mean when i'm nervous, like a bad dog // i am cruel, i am gentle, i can make you laugh // i don't think about the past, it's always there anyway // and i will never die, i will never die, i will never die

[anotherpapercut]

last night I was hanging out with friends outside a bar when 6 cops showed up to arrest a 75 year old woman for sleeping on the sidewalk across the street from us so the 4 or 5 of us who were outside watching started loudly making fun of and taunting them for being useless cowards

they all just stood there watching us for a minute not saying anything until one said "would you like to come on a ride along and see how hard our job really is?" and we all immediately busted up laughing and started yelling "oh yeah harassing poor old women on the street that seems really fucking difficult" and they just quietly and awkwardly got in their cars and left while our friend repeatedly shouted "go protect and serve" after them

[cobra-creampuff]

we went over the 14yr long torture session in my last therapy visit actually, and i told her that toward the end i was fantasizing about and then actively considering walking into traffic because if i got catastrophically injured then they would have to treat my pain. and she told me that's not an uncommon thing for people to do. that she has heard that many times before.

like think about that. we are so moralistic about drug use and have politicized a particular type of medicine so much, and doctors are so uncompassionate toward and even suspicious of patients who are in pain because of it, that it's NOT UNCOMMON for people who are otherwise not suicidal to start completely genuinely longing to get hit by a fucking car just for the chance to be oh so graciously provided the absolute bare fucking minimum of care.

think about how many different things have pain as a symptom. how many things have pain as the only symptom the patient is aware of. how many of them are life or death crises. heart attacks. blood clots. strokes. bleeding ulcers. those are just what i can think of off the top of my fucking head, AND I'M NOT A FUCKING DOCTOR.

what i had, for example, feels exactly like appendicitis. and they left it for fourteen years because my only symptom was excruciating pain and i didn't fit their stupid little (completely unsupported by evidence, btw) diagnostic mnemonic. if it had been appendicitis, or anything else as immediately deadly that "just" hurts, i would have fucking died the same night i got sent home from the emergency room with "medical" "advice" to take some tylenol and rest - for the first time, that is. out of dozens. how many people do die that way?

because addicts are Bad. and because doctors are too arrogant and biased to practice medicine on the basis of evidence and informed consent when the profit model and conservative propaganda make it soooo easy to stay in the good old days of paternalism instead.

[vampiricbisexuality]

I hate cops

[crimeronan]

i am So Close to finishing the most arduous bureaucratic journey of the year (getting my car legal to drive so my landlord lets me park at my apartment and i don't get parking tickets on the street). the last thing i have to do is pass a smog test and if that doesn't fuck me then i should be good before the week is over. Pray For Me.

[aroaessidhe]

2024 reads / storygraph

Charlie Tangaroa and the God of War

book 2 in a middle grade series about a boy whose father is a Ponaturi (sea-goblin)

charlie and his brother are back living their normal lives - until a visiting scientist is stabbed in a local campground, right before a meeting between iwi and the government over local resources

they try to investigate and quickly learn that Whiro, atua of chaos is involved, sowing discord between various groups, and they have to figure out a way to solve things before anyone else gets hurt

cover & illustrations by yours truly!