#all I know is

[definitely-jax]

[arliganzey]

Has anyone ever given Commander Fox the full 'that's that me espresso' treatment? I don't actually know what this means but someone out there knows and wants to do something about it

[kitabearuwu]

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[kalikoke]

So I wonder...is Clivesdale just like, super normal compared to Hatchetfield? Or do they have their own brand of Eldritch fuckery to deal with? Like what's the deal over there?

[vvadeyy]

EVERYBODY LOVES ME!

[seagreenstardust]

Tbh when I first watched MHA and got to the preview for ep 3 and realized Izuku was going to be the world’s greatest hero because All Might was going to give him a quirk, and not because he was heroic enough without one, I was a little bit disappointed. The end of ep 2 leaves you feeling so high and that one spoiler brought down a notch for me

Now? Izuku deserves a quirk more than anyone, so sure, having him give everything, down to destroying parts of his body without repair, just to lose the quirk? Also feels a little bit disappointing, if that’s where we’re headed, just because he’s sacrificed so much

THAT BEING SAID. Izuku was a hero before OFA and he’s gonna be a hero after it. That’s an indisputable fact. And the last thing standing in his way is the barrier Kacchan and All Might put in front of him all the way at the front end of this story: that being a hero requires a quirk. Seeing Izuku overcome that would be so insane

[dramaticartisan]

Chat, would you be interested in a hurt/comfort oneshot of AE/Emduo

I am cooking in my gdocs while I avoid the fact I have midterms this week, AND I AM FIGHTING THE WHUMP URGES FOR MY OC THISTLE

20 ppl yell in the comments/rbs/tags for me to start on this and it might be done before thanksgiving

More info below!

This is gonna be from my scrapbin for Apotheosis/Apostate AU where one ascended to unwanted godhood (+ desprately hoping their humanity stayed intact) and the other is an immortal (that cared far too much for the world and its mortals that they descended +) gained a body.

I've explored the mortal and immortal Emduo routes like dihybrid punnet squares, I'll put a poll on which Tech/Phil will be used for whatever this will be

If it's mortal!Techno with mortal!Phil in the poll, one of them will die for the ascension buff of becoming god and turn the other

[teecupangel]

If no one ever explains anything to Ezio- how far into the ‘summoning’ conspiracy the guards have on the Cat bureau do you think he’ll get before he falls off the deep end of Cats are the Precursors and my entire life is a lie situations?

like everything anyone in the bureau says something and it just compounds upon his not knowing until he’s traumatized by the entirely wrong information and no one but the one cat who hasnt even joined the bureau knows about it.

Ezio:*sitting dejectedly in an alley covered in hay and feathers*

This random (potentially reincarnated) cat: Mew?

Ezio: It feels as though the world is finally visible to my eyes, and i do not know what to make of this view.

Cat: *purrs while cleaning ears*

Ezio: We are all just pawns in the grande games between the Cat and mice- but witch are we?! Am i a mouse in a templars game- or a Cat learning trials of old- Or am i a flea that lucky to simply be alive!?

Cat: *scratches*

Ezio: *sobs*

The “Altaïr gets a cult (but nobody cares about that) and gets lots of cats against his will” idea and the “Malik and Altaïr bickers like an old married couple” side-idea.

I mean… considering Ezio doesn’t really have any concrete ideas of what the Precursors were before Minerva’s message in the Vatican, I feel like the whole “cats are actually Precursors” stemmed from Desmond just nonchalantly telling Ezio everything. Desmond is not allowed to even tell anyone future-shattering ‘truths’ because this sort of thing happens. There’s just something chilling and depressing about being told the truth of the world and their future so nonchalantly as if he was simply talking about the weather.

Desmond didn’t mean any harm about it. He had simply reached a state that can be summarized as “everything is beauty, we should enjoy life because we will all die in the end” after his death.

That’s why Malik was in charge of life-altering truths.

Unfortunately, Malik and Altaïr were busy arguing and Desmond wanted to talk to Ezio so…

Here was Ezio, staring at the sky as he continued to stay laying on his back on top of a pile of hay, the feather he had been trying to get stuck on his hair as he contemplated…

What was the meaning of life?

Every action he takes has already been accounted for. No. Was meant to be.

“Meow.”

A cat of black, orange, grey and white hopped on his chest.

As he spilled his darkest thoughts, his worries and his fears, the cat remained on his chest, curling around himself and rubbing his head against Ezio.

All the while purring as if to comfort him.

Or perhaps enjoy his suffering.

Ezio could never be sure with these cats.

(It would be a few hours later, when Ezio visits them again to finally talk to Altaïr about their plans and if he was willing to take over the mentorship of his cul- the Brotherhood that he sees the same cat sitting on Desmond’s lap. Desmond happily introduces him as Yusuf and tells him that he just knows Ezio would love this cat.)

[racetrackmybeloved]

you're welcome

[rockingthegraveyard]

At this point, if I learn that Bruce and Jason are going to interact in a comic, I just assume it's going to go poorly for Jason.

I like the concept of Jason bring the worst out in Bruce and it should be compelling especially since Jason is the kind of character that really gets Bruce to that edge because he knows every button to push to get him there.

And I guess you can argue that how Bruce often reacts to Jason could be his worst. But I don't really want a Bruce where his worst is no holds barred when it comes to Jason.

When Jason gives him no choice but to fight him then Bruce has no choice but to fight him. When he first came back to Gotham is a good example of it. But there are time when Jason's just trying to talk to Bruce. To explain or justify whatever action he's done be it a mistake or that he believes he was in the right, doesn't matter. Bruce meets him with violence.

It's like Bruce thinks Jason can't understand any point outside of one made through physical actions. Like the only way to get through to Jason is to physically beat it into him. And it's just not the Bruce I want out of the situation.

I want a dad who isn't perfect who tries and fucks up, sometimes in a major way, but who in the end doesn't want to hurt his kids in any manner. Especially wouldn't stoop so low as to basically experiment on them. What the fuck?!??

I want a Bruce that loves Jason despite all the bad blood but he doesn't. Jason gets shoved in there when Bruce mentions his family here and there but it feels so hollow at this point.

Bruce doesn't love Jason, he just thinks Jason is his responsibility and his problem to rectify.

[skierisa]

the feminine urge to rewrite ninjago... i have to hold it back CAUSE I HAVE TOO MANY PROJECTS

[punk-o-ween]

abt to read unholyverse wish me luck

[animentality]

sowwwwwy guys.

I didn't finish my fanfic update on Saturday or Sunday like I wanted and now I have to finish it tomorrow instead. then I'll have to edit it...

so uh... probably Wednesday update?

my baaaaaad.

but as per usual, it went on for too long, and I got a little nuts with it.

so. yeah.

yowza.

I hope you're enjoying the slow but moderately steady descent into madness though!

front row seats, even if the show is a little late.

[chirpsythismorning]

Me when Frozen is on the ST5 DNA board

[ranfused4ever]