#all /lh ofc :3

[janokenmun]

I have a challenge for you!!! Try and translate this sitelen pona!!!

WAAAA????????

SINA IKE A?????????? mi unpa e mama SINA!!!!!!!!!!! sina unpa ala e mama mi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(for my non-toki-pona-speaking followers: im pretty sure the sitelen pona reads "i fucked ur parent")

[siliconforbrains]

Okay, it's like 10pm on a work night and I haven't had any coffee today so my thoughts are a little scrambled BUT. I WAS THINKING.

(About In Stars and Time of course I'm always thinking about that game)

A couple of years ago, at the height of Steddie -my sister was big into it and recced me some fics okay- I read this fic about Steve dealing with time loops ("The one in which a time loop is fucking exhausting" by badpancake) and there was this specific detail about the epilogue that stuck with me.

It was the idea that, once the time loops were done and over with, people would slowly start to remember bits and pieces of what happened in earlier loops. After being fractured for so long across dozens of timelines and experiences and outcomes, time was finally healing, and broken shards of lost memories would find their way back into people's minds.

And that got me thinking about a post-game what-if scenario where the same happens to the gang as they travel through Vaugarde.

Like they still don't remember everything -just bits and pieces. Experiences so emotionally charged that they found a way to cross the sands of time and reach them again.

The question is, what would those memories be? The first answer that comes to mind is some of Siffrin's deaths, of course. I can't imagine watching your friend get pancake-d by a boulder would be pleasant, nor witnessing them turning their own dagger to themselves. Or offering him a slice of your favorite snack only for him to go into anaphylactic shock in front of your very eyes, for that matter!

But there would be other instances too, wouldn't they? Death is not the only thing that shook them to their core. What about their first death to the King? Or Bonnie's fate at the end of Act 3? What about basking in the blissful feeling of victory against the tormentor of your land only to turn to look at your friend and know something is very, very wrong?

What about fighting through the House with a party of 4 instead of 5, bloodied, confused, staring in the face of the King knowing you're about to die and wondering why your friend left you all when you needed them most?

I honestly have no idea where I'm going with this, but I've been rotating this concept in my head since this morning and thought I'd get it out on here so y'all can suffer with me tehee

[causenessus]

can all my mutuals please set up life ko-fi accounts or something so I can give them money to buy themselves a sweet treat

[spidrboots]

everyone on the dash rn getting high & not sharing. smh.

[princemick]

SHUT UPPPPPSKDKADJKWKFAKFJ THAT LEVEL OF RIEL LORE IS LOCKED RN SORRY COME BACK LATER !!! /lh

MICHAEL FUCKING AFTON RIEL, THE FUCKING VINDICTIVE CHILD OF SERIAL KILLER GHOST MAN WHO HID IN A BUNNY SUIT AND NOT SCHUMACHER RIEL?????? WHAT KINDA DEPRESSED KID FRUITY ASS SHIT

[drowsydregon]

every day i wake up and i'm confused as to how i have over 1,000 followers on tumblr dot com

why are you people here

[peachyninjago]

I also made the o'hare morro.

come off anon.

come off anon, then, you lil baby. little bitch boy (gender neutral). little baby man (gn). baby.

bitch

[healerelowen]

Eloist incorrect quotes okay enjoy

Archivist: What the fuck is wrong with you?? Elowen: What? No good morning? Archivist: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??

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Elowen, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea? Archivist: Tea. Elowen: Wrong. It's coffee.

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Archivist: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Elowen: AS ENEMIES?! Archivist:

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Archivist: As usual, Archivist has to save the day! Elowen: As usual, Elowen has to hear about it.

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Elowen: Watcha doin? Archivist: Stealing my neighbour’s cat. Elowen: Scandalous. Elowen: Can I help?

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Archivist: You’re giving me a sticker? Elowen: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!” Archivist: I’m not a preschooler. Elowen: Fine, I’ll take it back- Archivist: I earned this, back off!

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Archivist: We wouldn’t last two minutes without Elowen. Archivist: Archivist: Don’t tell him I said that.

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Elowen: If you kill me, my teeth only have a 2 drop rate. Archivist: What? Elowen: Good luck.

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Archivist: I have a problem. Elowen: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.

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Archivist: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch. Elowen: What changed your mind? Archivist: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.

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Elowen: Archivist! This soup is flaccid! Archivist: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

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Archivist: I love you. Elowen: Me too.

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Archivist: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers! Elowen: Please, just say fuck.

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Elowen: You need to be more careful! Archivist, who was dragged into Elowen's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

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Archivist: Elowen, I need some advice. Elowen: You need advice from ME? Archivist: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

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Archivist: Life could be worse, Elowen. Elowen: Life could be a lot better too!

[aztrosist666]

SHES BEEN WATCHING MORAL OREL WITHOUT ME 💔💔💔💔💔💔

[smallsies]

i changed my user and idk how i feel about it yet but also.. biting whoever took the @parkeryang handle bc its a blank blog. how could you do this to me

[glass-clown]

hey so small fun facts about lyric and the process of making her, her right eye, the brown one, is a face detail slot to allow for heterochromia, which is where modder's will usually put it. however, this can cause texture conflicts with certain clothes and accessories, especially custom ones, so u'll see an eyeball texture in random places it shouldn't be. in lyric's case it was the head scarf she wears in her formal and cold weather outfits. u can even spot the white sclera part in the closeup picture of her cold weather outfit.

she also can't wear most jewelry, especially necklaces, for multiple reasons.

1. the necklaces that hang low look distorted due to her custom body preset, mainly in the collarbone area. if u use custom body presets u have to get used to this happening a lot but it's still sad because a lot of the cool witchy-wizard jewelry i had looked fucked up lol. :(

2. the texture of the jewelry would be recolored in some way. if u zoom in closely on the necklace she wears in her hot weather outfit, the crystal has small gray markings that aren't supposed to be there. i'm not sure why it's gray but it might be the shaded part of the sclera.

or 3. they replaces her eye texture completely. sometimes this can be fun! most of the time it is not.

tl;dr: why is there heterochromia options for cats and dogs (not horses for some reason btw) but not for humanoid sims? i'm going to kick ea's ass.

hey idk if u remember this post

but heres the pathetic clumsy wizard girl. if u even care 👉👈

her names lyric! she has a hard time seeing out of her left eye from a spell gone wrong and shes a wet pathetic mess <3

HAIII!! Ye, ye, ye, I like your pathetic little meow meow wizard woman!! Take this!

also aaa tumblr made it blurry ;--; looks nicer when u click on it.

[certifiedcodbabygirl]

clearly the only solution to the penpal au is you’re supposed to write to ghost but the entire task force hijacks the letters every once in a while. /hj /lh

Price also ends up doing that too once he realizes why the entire team becomes obsessed with writing letters

DUDE YES *smooches your brain*

Simon starts writing to you through a military penpal program Price had all of them in. Ofc, like the rat bastard he is, he drags his fuckin feet on it. Eventually, you manage to get him a little more willing to write back and it seems like he even looks forward to it. He's the first one to grab his letter from the container when they come. He claims it's to get it over with, but the other guys know better.

You'd think the other guys would be the ones more open to their penpals but NO. They managed to be paired with some of, who they call, the most boring people they could have met. Hell, even Price began to drag his feet after the 2nd letter back.

Simon seems to be the only one actually enjoying his exchanges, even if he tries to hide it. Johnny's the first one to get curious, wanting to know what the LT's got that's good enough to loosen the stick in his ass.

While Simon's out of the room, Johnny reads through the first couple letters Simon received. Your sweet words, stupid jokes, and genuine care are a stark contrast from the uninterested and short words he received from his penpal.

He stops writing to his penpal, not that they noticed/ cared, and grew the balls to write you one. He claimed his penpal dropped out, so they had to make do, not that you minded. And God, when you started to write back, he swore it was like he was a schoolboy all over again. Getting excited for the letters, heart racing as he reads your carefully written words, counting down the days till he gets another.

He gets ballsy one night and opens up to Gaz about what he did, not showing a single crumb of remorse. Tells him all about how sweet you are, how you show genuine care for his safety, even giving the idea of sending a care package. He could see that same thought process going through Kyle's mind, contemplating switching to you. He gave Kyle your address and told him to just come up with an excuse.

Now Kyle's a little smarter than Johnny, knowing that if Ghost finds out he's probably fucked. However, at the end of the day, he's a lonely man. He had this sweet thing like you just within reach and he's supposed to not take it? Yeah right.

He gave the same excuse Johnny did, claiming his penpal's schedule became too busy to write back, and just like that you had 3 soldiers wrapped around your finger. He sweet talked you, gave little puns here and there, really became like a lap cat. He wasn't as forward as Johnny and not as refrained as Simon. He gave you music recommendations when you say you like a certain genre, he gave you book recommendations, even sent you photos of him in front of a helicopter (you begged for it when he told you about him falling out).

Now, Simon isn't stupid. He isn't clueless. He noticed that the first couple letters went missing. Then he noticed Johnny being more eager to write. Same with Kyle. He noticed how they seemed to pull away from him when the topic was brought up. He's not a stupid man.

He might even be considered generous (don't say it to his face though, he'll take it as sarcasm). He knows the boys are talking to his penpal, but he'll be kind enough to share. His sweet lil thing. If you can keep up, that is. Your letters seem to boost morale and bring a small light that wasn't there before. They're all hard-working men, risking their lives to keep the world clean. They deserve this, don't they?

Even Price finds himself wanting in on it. If you can manage to bring Simon happiness (again, he won't admit it) and keep the other boys happy, surely you can take on one more. He sends you a letter, as their captain, and thanks you for what you've done. You're such a kind soul for giving these men some hope in their lives (laying it on thick, gotta keep em interested) and how much you've helped their performances.

They all write to you, their unofficial 141 penpal, and it works surprisingly well. The lines begin to blur a bit on being platonic and something else, but it'll be sorted out eventually. For now you're just theirs (Simon came around to it once he realized you had plenty of love to go around). You're the 141's, even if you don't fully understand what that means.

The first picture they send to you, around Christmas^ (I can't find the artist, please tag them if you know who it is)

[kadextra]

okay I’ve been inspired to rant about soulfire’s spawn now (this is very /lh im having so much fun)

It’s on the top of the mountain which is already painful. add to that the burning sun melting tons of the snow on day one, now it’s just horribly shattered-looking and the respawn is on a pillar, they instantly lose hunger and take damage trying to parkour navigate out. it’s even worse at night.

LOOK AT IT??????

UGLY.

q!tina earlier had to hide in a hole eating maggots to survive and im still so obsessed with this scene, it was like a pivotal character moment

“im eating maggots in the snow oh my god this is disgusting this is like the worst arc I could go through. i’m taking this to my grave I can’t tell anybody, this is embarrassing this is like. you die with this secret. i’d rather admit that I killed federation workers than admit that I ate maggots in the snow all by myself.” 💀

so ofc blue very early on decided to abandon the spawn and instead make their base on a nice cozy little beach, and today they put a bed to respawn and everything! <3

but SIKE the bed doesn’t do anything and they’re cursed to keep spawning on top of the mountain anyways!!! :D

so every time a blue member dies, they gotta make the fun journey of trying to survive navigating out of their hellscape spawnpoint, run down the whole mountain breaking their ankles with every step, and drag their battered starving bodies into the frozen ocean. <333

[beesonhoneytoast]

Kamaboko Squad and how I think they’d react to you asking them for a hug

not a request, first headcanons post fsfsfsfs- this is pure fluff from my self indulgence. reader is gender neutral ofc <3

Tanjiro

sweetest boy, will ofcourse accept it

please hug him he’s very traumatised

“Oh, you want a hug? Of course! Come here.”

so soft

holds you tightly to him

loves your scent so he naturally wants you as close to him as possible

he sometimes likes hugs from behind (giving or receiving either way he loves them sm they’re highly encouraged)

likes burying his face in your chest or shoulder or lap or anywhere at all

if you have any places that are even remotely plush, he will bury his face into it

(me writing this rn:)

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Zenitsu

oh boy

you best prepare yourself

this boy will go feral

he will freak out, probably roll around on the ground and do a backbend (cue that one frame from season 1 when Tanjiro met Zenitsu before they fought the drum demon)

he’ll be screaming, crying, throwing up-

yeah-

he’s v dramatic and over the top with his reaction

but the truth is he’s so happy he doesn’t know how to react like-

he loves you? sm? he’s a simp?

“WHAAAAAAT?! YOU WANNA HUG ME?! YOU, A DEITY, WANTING TO HUG MEEEE?!”

literally just pull him into your chest and he’ll shut up

he’ll probably stop functioning but hey atleast you’re not hearing his ear-splitting screeching /lh

but from that day forward, oh gosh

you best believe every time this yellow haired golden retriever boy will scoop you into his arms no matter how short or tall you are compared to him

and he will swing you around

bc yes

~~~~~

Inosuke

king of the mountain is ofcourse also the king of being chaotic and feral

is honestly confused as to why you chose him of all people to hug

may be reluctant or hesitant cos the action is foreign to him

after all he grew up with boars-

but honestly once he does eventually settle into your embrace, he’s kinda like

“y’know this isn’t half bad… I don’t mind this.”

might will end up tackling you to the ground, knocking the wind out of you for some hugs afterwards

he will never admit to it, not even to you, even despite it being obvious, but he loves your hugs

literally will come up to you in the middle of the night sometimes after a mission and he’ll probably wanna put his head in your lap so you can scratch his head (aka the only time he willingly lets someone see his pretty face)

[definitelynuwonhere]

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP,

IM TIRED OF ALL THE DEPRESSING WEDDING HEADCANONS. SO I RAISE, THE RISE, OF HAPPY, NAY FABULOUS ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT THE WEDDING.

1. Ring bearer Aggro

-CUZ OFC HE’D BE THERE, ANGEL MADE SURE OF IT

2. Geeky Wedding Favors (Asher)

-They prolly also did the build ur own lego thing

3. Amazing Reception Games

-Asher and Angel handled most of them, and Darlin’ went HARD on pack trivia

4. Outdoor Ceremony

-(David picked out everything flower related)

5. DANCE PARTY

-My personal headcanon is Asher forced David to do a choreographed dance for their mates, they had Milo teach them and everything. Sam wasn’t originally included but was dragged into it (He had no choice)

6. Hilarious Photos

LET’S STOP RUINING, WHAT MIGHT POSSIBLY BE THE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY, AIGHT? KATE AND WILLIAM WHO? THESE 4 ALL THE WAY/lh/nm

Seriously though, where are my good headcanons people!? I WANT MY HAPPY POSTS.

WE’RE GETTING A WEDDING!

[schoenht]

In Every Lifetime

EPILOGUE !

《 previous | masterlist 》

a/n: OKAY. NOW WILL YALL STOP BARKING. /lh TEEHEE anyways here you go bc i loved seeing all of yall suffer but ofc i spoil you guys too much smh this is the REAL ending to in every lifetime !!! we did it !!! okay moving on, NEXT SMAU WAHAHAHAHAHAH >:3

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