#alien bae

[a-mewzment]

what more culd u even ask four? :*:｡ﾟ*＼(★∀＜)／*ﾟ｡*:

[winonaryder1897]

david was at his lowest…….roots grown out, a fuckass bob, brassy blonde hair, cutting his own bangs. career in shambles. he came on this bitch mad as hell!!!

[cass-artz]

I made an alien stage Au a while ago, and I haven't posted about it until now lol

I have a ton of redraws in the vault rn but ill be posting these profiles first! The redraws will be posted tomorrow

I've been really fixated on this Au for a while now so I’ll probably rant about it sometime soon

The respective roles will be under the cut

Everett - Sua

Nate - Mizi

Shiloh - Luka

Bae - Acorn

Jeremy - Till

Pran - Ivan

Lucas - Marty

JB - Hyuna

[millerscain]

I saw someone say Marks love language is quality time and that’s why Eve takes her time to listen to Mark. Eve does more quality ass kissing if anything but maybe I would just be a terrible girlfriend because I would not move how Eve moves. I wanna know Robert Kirkman’s favorite romance to explain why every time he writes it for Invincible it is ass or burns fast. Yes I did cry when she died I hate sadness okay. Off topic but I love how as the season progresses and Ambers point is proven right every time.

[jazzymarie1006]

Five pairs of cuties that involve the guys smiling after their girls kissed them on the cheek.

Jeremie and Aelita

Aang and Katara

Kuzco and Malina

Gwen and Kevin

Ruby and Connor

Absolutely LOVE all of these cuties!!

[aoilovereha]

Okay. Paradox Stage/Alien Live (aka Pararai ALNST au) let’s go

Mizi: Anne

Sua: Allen(??????????)

Till: Ito

BrownHairedGuyWhoWasTillsOpponent: Itsuki

Ivan: Shiki (?????????????????? Bro idk)

Luka: Hajun(??????????????????)

BlackHairedGuyWhoWasLukasOpponent: Shogo

Hyuna: Nayuta

Hyun Woo: Kanata

This isnt final btw! I’d like to hear the people’s thoughts

[alienprincess04]

[whisperingexecutioner]

Character: Yuri, Ikran - Mountain Banshee | Moodboard Theme: character aesthetic / personal aesthetic / story aesthetic

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[thissweetenamor]

it’s just me and my alien bae against da world

[miaoua3]

Weird Shit Svt Does/Loves In The Bedroom

had this thought just now while eating so here it is😭 don’t take this too seriously for legal reasons THIS IS A JOKE GUYS

scoups: having you claw at his ass while he’s fucking you three ways into sunday (dont ask why)

jeonghan: taking a break mid second round for a quick snack

joshua: food play but instead of like whipped cream or something like that he wants to bring a whole ass macaroni and cheese😭

jun: maid outfits and cat ears.

hoshi: he heard one time about omega verse and he hasn’t let you breathe ever since

wonwoo: you dressing up as his favourite character from his favourite game except its not sexy at all and they’re in a full body armour instead

woozi: silent sex (???😭 like bae im not sure if you know but it definitely shouldn’t be silent)

minghao: fucking in a botanical garden??? idk bro he’s not that weird. i think…

mingyu: the whole “first man on the moon and an alien” roleplay😭

dk: teacher-student roleplay but he wants to be the student

seungkwan: makes a competition out of sex as to who can be louder

vernon: casually watching tv while fucking and halfway through stopping so he can focus on the plot

dino: fucking in the bathroom except he slips and almost falls every time (he will never learn his lesson smh)

[skelly-words]

Stuck on a Desert Island (Bring Your Tentacle To Work Pt. 4)

idk why my brain's been so empty lately this took me a year, anyway... this is for u bae @ellieangelbee (also an ask that i accidentally deleted but it was prob you too)

this is so weird and random, but i wrote it with my whole heart

tags/warning- monster fucking, non-con, aphrodisiacs, feat. random coworker (f/f), it's algae/slime stuff, idk i'm being creative

wc- 1.5k

You've been hiking for hours, trudging behind your coworker through the beachy forest. The two of you walk along a postcard coastline somewhere in the Virgin Islands.

You knew it was gonna be an 'adventure.' That's what your boss, Amelia, had called it when pitching the idea to you two. 'The adventure of a lifetime.' Experimenting with alien life was difficult and risky, but if you managed to find a useful botanical specimen... For now, you can only dream of the cushy office and generous 401k plan.

So you're hiking in 90 degree weather and humidity that makes it feel like you're drowning on dry land. Your shorts stick and chafe against your inner thighs. Every few steps you're stretching the spandex back down only for it to bunch up again. Your coworker walks a few paces ahead. A line of sweat drags down the back of her tank top as she flips through a book to identify native flora.

-

It's nearly sunset when you stumble upon something new. A couple moonpools reflect the golden sky. Luminescent algae grows out from the pools, covering the entire rock interior of the cool cave. Near the pools, the glowing green algae is most dense, thinning to a sparse lawn of polyps at the edges of the organism.

"What is it?"

You watch her set her satchel down. She pulls out a few containers to gather samples. You quickly kneel near in the mouth of the cave to help her. The ocean is at your backs and the open maw ahead is lined with the blue-green glow of algae.

"I dunno. We're just surveying the area. This is..." She trails off and drops the specimen jar. "Does something smell to you?"

You both take a deep inhale and shuffle forward toward the fragrant pools. The algae is slippery and you have to crawl on hands and knees. The goo coats your skin, getting everywhere, making your clothes cling uncomfortably. And there's still that funny smell. It gets more distinct the closer you are to the pools, but stays light on the air. When you sit by the edge of the moonpool, you can almost taste it. Cacao butter, Brazil nuts, toasted coconut. Your coworker catches your shoulder before you can lean in.

"Wait. We don't know what it is, right?" She sounds far away even though her breath bats against the back of your ear. "Lemme try first."

You watch her dip a hand into the pool. First up to her wrist, then elbow, and finally reaching down and pulling up a handful of the sandy bottom. It drips from her hand, making waves of light ripple through the algae wherever it lands. It looks beautiful, almost hypnotizing.

"Wow," you mumble as the water trickles from her fingers.

Your hand dips into the water next. Dribbles run from your fingertips at first, handprints on the ground as your crawl around the edge of the pool. It's even more humid in the cave and the temperature rises as the setting sun centers itself in the opening.

You take another deep breath, trying to shake the fogginess, finally being hit by the exhaustion of the hike. The air is so thick with that scent of sweet oil. You lean down and splash water over your face, letting it run down your neck and chest. Your nipples perk up under your tank top as the icy water hits you.

"Let's just..." You trail off, almost forgetting what you meant to say. "Let's just get samples and..."

You look toward your coworker, trying to remember her name, what company you work for, the point of collecting samples. The shorts you're wearing need to come off. They're so itchy. All of your clothes makes your skin crawl, and your companion feels the same way as the layers start to peel away. The space between you narrows with the shifting floor. The spongy floor dips slightly and you slide together into the divot.

The slime coming off the algae gathers at the bottom and along the sides so every movement inches you closer. Your ass hits the floor with a splash and the liquid coats you thickly, tingling on your bare skin. You want to cry out in disgust and tell your friend to get it off, but you still can't remember what to call her or what the hell the two of you are doing. Plus, she's also covered in the stuff, more and more so as she tries to drag herself out of the small pit in the algae.

"We're stuck." She comes to rest against you at the bottom. Her legs tangle up with yours, scrunched into a pretzel in front of you. Her butt sticks up like she's trying to show you the mess of slick she's collected between her legs. You can tell the viscous blue slime from the needy stuff dribbling out of her pussy. Your fingers drag through her slit. It’s so wet. Strings of slick stick to your fingers as she jerks away.

"Where are we?" She asks, flipping to face you.

"Um, who are we?" Your hand drifts up to your mouth and you taste you dirty digits.

"We, uh- well, I- I'm..." The other girl opens her legs to slide closer to you and the walls grow around you. Her arms wrap you into a hug and a leg slips over your hips to pull your bodies flush.

The touch makes you feel complete, so soothed and comforted. Tendrils begin to sprout, thin and wiry and wrapping around you. They twist together, one over the other, into vines that snake over your body. Your wet cunt presses against hers when the appendages yank your legs apart. The puddle of goo squishes when you shift and grind together, humping against each other as the aphrodisiac in the slime makes your clit pulse harder.

She groans, trying to lift herself off the bottom of the pit as the floor swells. Peaks begin to rise out of the gummy algae to bump at your holes. Her efforts to get up force you to sit back harder on the lumps. They stretch and stiffen in your pussy. Both of them worm their way up to your cervix before swelling up to full size.

You can hardly take being spread this wide. Your friend rubs her engorged clit against yours. She grinds on the tentacles stuffing you full and makes them press deeper. The bumpy texture distracts her from the tendrils shoving into her until they start to expand. One pushes into her tight pussy and the other fucks her ass open. She takes it so well, latching onto your nipple to muffle her moans.

"I'm c-cu-" Your hips buck up involuntarily as you cum as you grasp blindly at the slippery walls. Your cunny is too full, clenching weakly around the two limbs. One of them jumps inside you, twitching and vibrating. A load of thick cum empties out of it as the tendril shrinks back to its original size.

The glowing goo coats your folds as she drags her puffy mound up and down. She tries to talk around your tit, "I'm so- g-gonna"

More of the thin sprouts work their way inside your puckered ass and spent cunt. Her hand reaches down, spreading her glistening lips apart. She pinches her clit between two fingers as you jump against her. The excited tentacles swell and burst inside you. Your eyes roll back, hips lifting helplessly into the air to meet her carefully guided rhythm.

Her teeth catch on your nipple as she talks. "They're kissing. I'm making them kiss." She goes back to sucking on the hard bud and using her free hand on the other one. She mewls at the sight of your cute clits sliding together. Yours throbs and pulses as she picks up speed. The thick bed of tentacles between you makes it impossible to push your bodies together and she humps you harder, making sure her sloppy cunt presses to yours as she squirts. You moan while her lips drool around you, spurts cum on you, only adding to the shallow pool surrounding your tangled bodies.

The pulse on your clit makes you spill over the edge. A milky ring of cream forms around the vines of algae stuffed inside you. It mixes to a blue cream as you ride them, smearing the juices together.

Your friend has a swell in her stomach. You watch it change as the appendages empty and fill inside of her. There must be at least a dozen in you. If you could see over where she's playing with you, you'd see a matching bulge in your tummy. They feel especially good when they buzz, right before implanting that thick seed.

Her pussy twitches and cums again, this time releasing only a small dribble of piss. It mixes into the slick dripping down your thighs. The puddle just gets deeper. You slosh in it to grind your slutty cunts together because you can't help it. You need more, another release. The spongy tentacles take their turns keeping you full. They’ve made you into a perfect toy, just like your friend. Both of you take at least ten in each gaping hole. And that should be enough. But your hands can’t stay off each other. You pinch and toy with her pink nipples while she massages your cunt. She knows exactly how to make you squirt now, after spending so much time with her hand between your legs. And it's never too much. Every time the overstimulation starts to hurt or your but feels sore, one of the vines jumps and ejaculates. The soothing jelly fixes it up and you're back to being fucked brainless.

You have no idea how you got here, but why would you leave?

A/N- I think this is a fitting close to this series. tysm for 700. maybe vore bc they might've been digested, idk.

[badbtssmut]

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[cass-artz]

I've arrived with alien stage redraws >:3 they're all in grayscale cuz I was a little lazy ooops

the songs the redraws are from will be in parenthesis!

Drawing 1: Round 3 Pran (Black Sorrow)

Drawing 2: Round 5 Shiloh and Nate (Ruler of my Heart)

Drawing 3: Finale Shiloh (Blink Gone)

Drawing 4: Finale Jeremy (Blink Gone)

Drawing 5: Model Pran (Top 3)

Drawing 6: JB (All-in)

Drawing 7: Round 2 Bae (Unknown (till the end))

Drawing 8: Everett (Ruler of my heart)

Drawing 9: Jeremy (Top 3)

Drawing 10: Round 3 Pran and Lucas (Black Sorrow)

There is also a certain Cure redraw under the cut ;3

[unintentionalseductress]

Hear me out, hear me out for thirsty weekend kinks✋️ Abduction but with Xavier please 😩 (personally if it was me I'd let that alien take me to Uluru whenever he pleased, my bags are PACKED bae🤭)

-🤭

Hello blushy anon! Oh, I bet Uluru was beautiful, I hate that him and MC didn't get that ending.

Warnings: slight CNC, rough sex, kidnapping scenario

Abduction

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Your captor held you firmly slinging you over his shoulder as he carried you to God knows where. You're struggling, kicking your legs trying to get free but he's too strong. Panic grips you as you try to pull off the blindfold but fail as he pins your hands together rendering you useless.

You feel yourself deposited on a bed and immediately rip off the blindfold but the room is pitch black, curtains drawn over the windows to block out the streetlights. You turn to face your captor, a tall man based on the shadowy figure, and start to scoot back on the bed, trying to figure out an escape route. Noticing your attempt to escape he quickly pins you to the bed, laying his weight on you. As his lips come near your ear, his hot breath whispers, "It's pointless to struggle."

Your heart jolts as you recognize the voice and your body stills, waiting to see if he'll say more.

"You're mine now. Just keep quiet and take it."

You almost cry in relief as you hear his voice again and realize what's happening. The man's hands grab your blouse and you gasp as he rips it apart, buttons flying everywhere and landing with a clatter on the floor. He yanks your bra up, freeing your breasts and palming them roughly, his leg thrown over you to ensure you can't escape.

"That's why they say don't wander alone after dark. Never know who will pick up a sweet little thing like you." He nips your hardened bud, drawing a whimper of pain from you before harshly sucking it into his mouth. His free hand finds the fly of your pants and does them with ease, yanking your pants down.

You squirm at the motion, excited, but still with a small lick of fear. As he manages to pull off the garment, his hand moves lower and past the waistband of your panties, finding your hotly throbbing clit. Your folds are drenched from hearing his voice and the sense of danger in the room.

"Shameless little slut. Getting all wet for me when I practically stole you away. Like a bitch in heat." He rubs your clit in quick circling motions, drawing a moan from you. "Oh you like strange men touching you like a free for all huh? Then you should expect what's going to happen if you behave like this."

Two long fingers mercilessly enter your soaked cunt, brutally finger fucking the sensitive sponge of nerves inside your walls and you cry out, trying to still his hand from the onslaught of sharp pleasurable jolts rocking your body.

The intensity brings tears to your eyes. "Please...I can't like this..."

"Then you shouldn't have let me in. Too late. Now cum for me you pathetic whore." The combined effort on your clit and gspot leaves you sobbing as your orgasm hits, your body riding the fine line between gratification and overstimulation. His fingers withdraw, then are shoved into your mouth.

"Taste how needy you are. How desperately you needed something in your hole." Muffled by the digits in your throat, you can only lay back as the man shifts his weight onto you, then aligns his hard cock at your entrance. He slams into you, your shriek softened by the gag of his fingers as he sets a punishing pace, his cock brutally bottoming out each time, hitting your cervix as he fucks you.

He pulls out his fingers, the sound of skin slapping on skin filling the room as he growls. "Just slipped right in, no resistance. Not even trying to push me away or fight. Have you lost the will slut?"

You moan, unable to make out any of his features as he uses you. "Gonna give you a huge load. Because that's all you're good for. To hold my cum." His hips stutter then with a feral snarl, crash against yours as hot spurts of his sticky seed are emptied into your quivering channel.

You lay there, mind in a haze as you process everything that just happened and the man rolls off you to turn on the bedside lamp.

"Are you ok?" Xavier pulls you to him and cuddles you, stroking your back. "Was I too rough?"

"No it was just enough," you murmur back, settling against his sweaty chest.

"Are you sure? Does it hurt anywhere?"

"No. Just my muscles feel sore."

Xavier presses soft kisses all over your face, reassuring you. "I almost broke character there a few times."

You chuckle. "You did wonderfully."

He returns the smile and starts preparing for your aftercare.

[justcruisingaroundrevived]

Saw your yandere Pete post. Do you do yandere love letters? If so, can you do a yandere love letter from Pete?

Won’t You Be My Prom Queen?

Summary: You got the love level of the century! Ain’t that cute!

Word Count: 1.3k

TW/CW: Yandere behavior, obsessive tendencies, stalking, f slur, self harm, blood, mentions of teeth, implied female reader (though written to be GN)

A/N: This was so fun to do! I can imagine how obsessive Pete would get when writing this letter (definitely wrote it in a pinch before stuffing it into your locker)!

Reblogs are appreciated!

Ya know, I first spotted you at the video rental store. I was making away to pick up “Alien 2” when I was struck by you.

It was weird seeing a pretty face like yours in the horror section. Maybe it’s some kind of girl code that they don’t go to the “icky” section of the rental store, and even when they do, I can see the dead look in their boyfriend’s eyes as she begged him to go to the rom com section. That section is for pussies, ya hear me? It’s a testament on how girls ruined everything.

But you. You were different. Grazing your fingers on the VHS tape, your eyes actually light up as you picked it up. Looking down, I can see your “Army of Darkness” shirt right on full display!

Jesus! I don’t believe in a god, but holy shit! He sent down a bae in my direction! Even your bags, filled with horror icon pins and patches…it just made my world stop. Time slowed down, and I can feel my eyes glued to your figure. If there was a moment I wanted to be stuck in, it would be this one, sugar.

Even as you picked up the “The Stepford Wives” tape (kind of a bullshit movie to me. The chicks were hot in it though, so that’s a plus). That didn’t matter to me. You with the hook, and I was the fish.

You were about to look my way, and I ducked into another section. Maybe a woman thing, sensing when they’re being watched (can’t blame you, though, smoke show). However, I peer my head and saw a more disgusting sight than the scene than any of the “Cannibal Holocaust”.

It was your partner. More particularly, a normie! Slicked back hair, a sweater vest on, khaki pants. They looked some faggot that got off “12 Angry Men”, and not the partner of a gorgeous babe. The way he kept your hands on your hips, pulling you closer. I bet his breath smelled too fresh as he complained about the movie selection for “Date Night”. You just chuckled and talked about “Just trying to test the waters” before putting it back and walking over to the “comedy” section.

…I know that was bullshit. I saw the sparkle in your eyes, you wanted to pick up that shit! If I was in their shoes, I would’ve encouraged you to pick the movie up, and we could’ve snuggled up under the covers while we watch Ripely tore through the Alien with her blaster gun, SOME SHIT, BUT WE WOULD’VE ENJOYED OUR TIME TOGETHER! Fuck! I would’ve picked up “A Lizard in Woman’s Skin” and showed you a fun time! I can expand your horror taste; I can introduce you to my fucking collection (only fills up half a shelf, but still better than limp dick’s shelves upon shelves of the most bland chicken with white rice movies of all time!)

Gah! Got so angry, I sliced a heart in my hip when I got home. Feeling the knife dragging, my blood pooling down my skin..it was worth it. That fleshy heart tattoos reminds me of what initials would go there once I have you (maybe I left you a surprise photo under this letter).

That night, I dreamt of us. Me being a typical slasher, you the final girl. Running from corner to corner while I chase you around. It’s still clear in my head that you were wearing the tiniest shorts and a crop top; stumbling on every minor box that went into your way, while I grabbed you by the collar.

Throwing you in the pile of my victims, I can see the excitement in your eyes. Even as maggots wiggle their way around your skin, you clutched onto the rotting flesh, and I got on top. I was raining your pristine skin with the meat, but that didn’t matter to you. All that matters was you I was in front of you…

I don’t want to get into detail on what we did next, but let’s just say…it ends with you feeling satisfied.

I’m glad you go to the same high school as me, and I’m super glad that our lockers are so to each other. Seeing you opening it up the space and spotting “Suspiria” and “Birds” mini posters made my heart drop. Even with my extensive collection of horror posters, both in and out home, never seen another out and proud horror fan, especially the likes of you, babe.

You saw me this time, and you gave me a weird face. Maybe it was the look in your eyes, or the scowl that you made, but either way, it wasn’t positive. I had to be tapped in the shoulder by Jerry for fucks sake (he gave me fucking hell for looking at a girl like that. What does he care, probably just thinks about fairies and shit).

Worst of all, that faggot was with you again! GAHHHHHH! HE MAKES ME SO FUCKING ANGRY!! Why do you even date him?! He seems to be a rip off of those bimbo’s boyfriends who instantly gets killed with her; he doesn’t fit into real life. He’s a fantasy character, more fantasy than any DnD session I’ve been in. At least the elves saved the day, and not act all prissy in public (bet I saw him skip before).

Whatever, the point being he was getting in the of you. In the way of us. Watching them in class, I can tell they’re the pretentious type. The type to tell the teacher he forgot to assign extra homework (especially when the teacher’s about to explain their divorce. Ya rather do History homework than hear how he got screwed cause his latest wife opened her legs up for her yoga instructor? Pussy).

I stalked them for a couple of weeks. Man, were they Wonder Bread. Went to school, did their homework, participated in the debate team (Bill kicked me out because I was “interrupting his time to shine”) and just went home and read the fucking Bible! Couldn’t even pick a good classical book to read (one with guts and blood describe in the pages). The only value in them was when they went to the gym, and even then, it’s pussy shit. At least I lift and grunt and end up sweaty. He just does the treadmill, while lifting the heaviest dumbbells known to existence (despite being built like an anorexic Freddy Kruger).

They don’t deserve you…no one deserves you but me! I can picture us now; sitting at the premier of my new horror film. People gawking at us cause “How can a fucking loser get a smoke show them?!” Your partner is crying outside the theatre, realizing how much they just lost while we make out at the premiere. Our kissing would be so fucking hot; tongue action, Frenching, you sucking on my nose, the whole works, BABY! Even ending up with a few bite marks here or there. You’d be glowing in the aftermath, like a true final girl.

I hope you don’t mind that I started the plan early. Your partner, well, let’s just say stealing their steroids from the locker room helped speed up their process much easier. Went down like a tone of bricks. A bunch of the members were trying to life them up, but it was pointless; had to be rushed to an ambulance and into a hospital.

I also managed to snag a tooth of mine for you. I don’t need to anyway, especially when I see you wearing it on your beautiful neck. I even left some animal bones for you! Ain’t I a sweetheart? (Some are from ya favorite animals).

You might be panicking at this point, but that’s okay! I’m doing this for us! We don’t even need the successful career; all I need is you and I; holding hands in our coffin.

I love ya, my little final girl <3

[logancreatesworlds]

@c-nstantine Okay but J'onn - Justice League J'onn, finding a mate and she already has a boyfriend so she rebuffs his advances. And J'onn does not give a single flying fuck about her boyfriend, and Batman and the other heroes try to explain to him that he can't just break up a relationship. J'onn says that the "insect" bae is with looks weak and cannot protect her nor satisfy her needs.

Batman sighs because he gets that J'onn is an alien so small human dating pales in comparison to his mating habits. When he and Diana and the others tell J'onn that he can't just..."claim" bae, J'onn is looking at them like they have two heads. 🤣

My headcannon is that Martian culture was much more honest and straightforward, so J'onn is literally like "My mate's petty flirtations with that small man will be but a memory once she recognizes that I am who she needs to be with."

Bonus points if bae is a government worker while Lex Luthor becomes president. Luthor tries to make a spectacle and tells the public that provocations from Justice League members towards his employees will not be tolerated. Lois asks J'onn for a response and J'onn says that Luthor is a child who has been given too much power and he needs to stay in a child's place. Twitter and other social media platforms go crazy and Martian Manhunter starts trending.

His response literally becomes a Tiktok sound!

Superman had to have a talk with him after that.

Also, J'onn is beginning his mating season and Bae is the first human that has...excited him, so he's trying to mate, marry and make babies as soon as possible.

I've been seeing a lot of yandere fics and A/B/O fics too so I am wondering if J'onn is an alpha.