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aoki553 · 1 year ago
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Oglądacie może skibidi toilet?
ananas 🍍 szynka 🐷🐷🐷 mozzarella 😋 papryka 🌶 nutka róży 🌹🌹🌹
woah ale uczta 💜🥺 🍴🍱
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phenomenologically · 6 years ago
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someone 🅱️lease come talk to me abt college i have Thoughts
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neopuff · 6 years ago
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Alex Hirsch: I got a deal with netflix
Me: hire me brother
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jackasstm · 4 years ago
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Atlas - 19 - Any pronouns - EST timezone 
Until I have my official document set up, this will do. So this is an indie single rp blog for Jack T. Alez, also known as Ghost ( as identified when speaking to the muse ) and Host ( as identified when narrating the beginning of most of the plotted starters ), a fantasy, supernatural, and horror original character who is the cosmic eldritch Embodiment of Trickery affiliated with This is the Astral Age universe / novel series ( details of this universe can be found in @astrotechne ) of mine.
Jack Alez is composed of every elements from many folklores, religions, mythologies, and medias on the archetypal tricksters, especially the Jack himself, which I do not own anything that is commonly known about the Jack and any of the other trickster figures, whatever you see that you may not find in any sources or see that they are more detailed than what the sources have given is respectively created and developed by me, which I would extremely appreciate if they do not get stolen. Current information of Jack is located under the cut, though not everything is set to stones at the moment, so expect a lot of changes as time goes on. Note that Jack always speak in third person as he narrates what is happening around him, and my writing style with him is based on script plays. Please have a look into this post to see what’s up with that for less confusion, I hope.
Keep in mind that this blog contains heavy sensitive content, involving religion, horror, supernatural, and unreality themes, childhood and past alcohol abuse, depression, murder, gore, and death. Everything will be tagged as “#trigger cw” ( I tag “#ask to tag cw” just in case I tag something that I feel may have sensitive content, but I don’t know / can’t tell what specifically ). While I consider myself to be very chill to not really give much attention on the rules for myself at the moment ( although you can find my guideline in @astrotechne if you really want to know how I roll here ), but while I am always more than happy to write with anyone with any kind of muses as long as they are not a supporter of abuse / pedophilia / rape / incest / ableism / etcetera, and they are not hating on anyone based on their ethnicity, gender, sexuality, etcetera, and there is enough patience and understanding to put up with my extremely slow ass at literally everything oocly and icly ( though Imma be real, I’m mostly here to just ramble about Jack nonsense than roleplay because I love him so much and too much ), we can have fun and start cracking open a cold one with the boys...
Remember: Roleplay is a hobby, not a jobby!
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( Current alt. faceclaims include: M.ichiel H.uisman, D.an S.teven, and R.obert S.heehan )
This is indeed the Jack we love and hate in the many fables and nursery rhymes he’s in. He goes by every other forms of his name for the shits and giggles and to hide his identity from certain tricksters who wished to torture and kill him, but in the end, he is referred to as the Jack, which many entities eventually takes the habit of calling him either Jacky, Jackaboy, and / or Jackass ( which there’s a rumour he was the reason why the word, jackass, exists ). Ask him what his middle name stands for and he will just t-poses at you.
Jack is the amalgam of every single creation that links to / have parallels with him and his original memories ( such as J.ack F.rost from R.ise of the G.uardians, J.ack H.orner from F.ables, etcetera— even fanfictions of him and his amalgamations. ). Meaning that he is every Jacks of those tellings, retellings, and the in between. Every time a new story about him is told, his soul will form a new fragment of an identity based on that Jack, essentially holding “new” memories as gathering more details of his background. He also have the memories of every known folklore and mythological tricksters and he considers himself to be them due to his high narcissism.
( Any aspect of this personality can change anytime— this is just a draft ) :  “Jack is a trickster who takes a great delight in pulling pranks on everyone and being a source of joy and entertainment to everyone, especially children, which he is considered to be the Patron God of them, protecting children across the Universe from their abusers and bullies and teaching them trickery that is used for self protection. Despite what a lot of beings say of him as being a truly cold and cruel individual, he does genuinely wish to be friends with everyone as he loves to think of himself as the best one to be around. He just have difficulties seeing how sharp and overbearing his words and thoughts can be to others. Pride can get in his way at times, though he just wants to find the strength to make himself feel loved when no one else does because of who he is as a lazy, strange trickster.”
Jack made a deal with the Devil that if he could outsmart every trickster from folklores and mythologies without getting tricked on once, he would have to give him an immortal body when the bodies he would possess died too quickly because of the extreme coldness his soul held. He succeeded and became the most despised individual in the world with every tricksters and their associates coming after him. Due to this, Jack is always on the run, entering into different universes and worlds, and then leaving after staying there for a short period of time.
Though because Jack wasn’t specific enough on what kind of a body he wanted, the Devil used this fact to get his revenge on him and placed his soul into an immortal human body that was attached with the body parts of the animals that were associated with trickery, making him a monster. Although during the deal, whenever the Devil wasn’t around, Jack would steal powers and memories of certain tricksters by freezing their feet to make their souls frozen and broke the particles out of them that would contain their powers and memories before inhaling them, gaining what he most desired from them. So after Jack showed he could shapeshift from Loki’s soul particles, he left Hell, leaving the Devil in fury at the fact that he was the last victim to be outsmarted by Jack.
Eventually, with Jack holding so many identities from the creations people had told and created after him, to generalize his overall identity, he became better known as the Embodiment of Trickery.
More notes to go over eventually: Jack had gained the ability to warp reality / Created his own universe that is considered to be a paradise for the lost spirits of the children / The Devil eventually saw so much potential in Jack through his remarkable strength and trickery that he wanted him to join in Hell, but remembering how the Devil wouldn’t take him in when he died, Jack made a deal that if the Devil would help and guide him regardless of anything, he would join him for half of a year, hence, Jack had the Devil’s Mark on his arm that would summon the Devil from the portal opening on said body part.
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vancila · 8 years ago
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About the oc discourse: i've seen too much of the yaoi fangirls that i'd bet baseema would be seen as a bitch bc in the way of the yaois. And i've seen enough of any fandom that there's just suddenly two white guys who are a huge ship *cough*cullistair*cough*, good thing rowan and elis already are but imagine alcide and kuzey for example
warning: ramblings ahead
alcide and kuzey may end up shipped, even if kuzey is thirteen years older than alcide, and alev and fulvila are just thrown to the sidelines (kuzey + tommaso? acceptable, though that would shove alev away in favor of a gay ship which is ech because kuzey and alev were made for one another). tommaso x alcide would also be fucken icky
people would maybe say that kuzey and alev being together would erase their bisexuality, or that alcide being with fulvila does that too, or that alcide cheating on fulvila with her brother reinforces the stereotype that bisexuals are cheaters who can’t choose
and god forbid someone paired kazim and junayd, i’d cry because no stop they’re twins
any other siblings would be bad too like aqila with falco, suhaim with mahir, levent with altan, konrad with any of his sisters or smth else gross
then there’s ewan and mabel who are literally cousins but close as siblings so there’d be debating about if that’s okay (no it’s not they’re blood related and close as siblings), marie would likely be branded a bitch who took advantage of poor, kind ewan and had her husband murdered
either jadwa would be a bitch for opposing her brothers, or mahir would be the ultimate villain who’s suppressing his siblings
aro ace ppl like yaling, mor rioghain or mahir paired with anyone, gay ppl like violeta, shaina, jehan, avis, mirad, falco or rosta paired with the opposite gender is bad
(oh god don’t ship johan and colette bc colette is gay and they literally hate each other)
and holy shit no shipping charon with women, he was tortured to make that happen and it’s a big deal about him that it didn’t work
honestly i could imagine sangre/yastreb or dángre being hot shit for edgy fangirls, maybe even yastreb/dán bc of the height difference and because sangre is not a white dude
then there’d probably be apologists and redemption arcs for them too, people dismissing the atrocities they’re done, flower crown edits, smol murderous bby who did nothing wrong uwu, ocs made to bang them and turn them to the good side
ninida and harlei could maybe be seen as abusive, esp. if nini’s headcanoned as ace instead of demi, and she’s seen as a Horrible Sex Monster™ exploiting this Innocent Youth, otherwise i don’t see anything harmful (don’t ship jens with anyone from his family for the love of god, and don’t ship rowan or elis with anyone but each other)
also i could see brianne and lana dismissed because of the hot yaoiz for alez and romir, OR romir paired strictly with lana/alez with brianne to keep it straight
nics would probably be thrown to the sidelines for anze to be shipped with someone white, be it his worst enemy, a woman or anything (leonie for example, which then throws alicia away)
annie and marcus could be seen as Problematique too?
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