#alexei shostakov/red guardian

[wayward-persephone]

Alexei showing you all his tattoos but he gets so worked up over you touching his skin in awe that he gets hard and you’re sitting there oblivious because you’re sweet and innocent and have been trying to hide your crush on him but he’s sitting there thinking about the first position he wants to bend you into

Okay but YES

Our dear sweet HIMBO wouldn't be able to resist long 😩

Feeling your soft hands on his skin, admiring him when he's been nothing but ridiculed for years, and having you wanting him so earnestly sends his bruised ego through the roof.

He would gradually guide your hands lower and lower, explaining each tattoo and what they mean as you look on in wonderment, and before you know it your hands are in his pants and he's looking at you in mock surprise.

"How did that happen? Might as well continue, yes?"

[wayward-persephone]

Okay but this looks so fun! 💙

put three names & a number in my ask

some fmk alternatives

stab, shoot or drown

fist fight, get drunk with, share a flat with

fight aliens with, fight zombies with, fight capitalism with

write a book with, read a book to, hit with a book

go on a six hour road trip with (no car radio, you choose who drives), sit next to on a six hour plane flight, sit across from on a six hour train journey

go clothes shopping with, go to ikea with, go grocery shopping with

go to a wedding with, go to a party with, go to a museum with

share a car with, share a bank account with, share a cake with

watch a soap opera with, go to a play with, watch your favourite movie with

netflix and chill with, go ice-skating with, play dodgeball against

[avengerscompound]

Bucky Barnes and Alexei Shostakov What If...? Season 3 Trailer

[buckys-baby-boy]

Thunderbolts* textposts

yelena, you are the prettiest

[giadin-a]

THUNDERBOLTS*

I await their meeting anxiously

[karadanverss]

There are bad guys...

and there are worse guys. (x)

[captainpikeachu]

alexei on a road trip with his three kids lol

John is facepalming and Ava is looking to him in understanding

Yelena is just slowly dying inside

truly iconic 10/10

[scruffylookingpiratecaptain]

I don’t care what anyone says, the lineup for Thunderbolts* is so fucking fun. I can’t wait to see all these idiots together.

And Bob

Can’t forget Bob

[heylolita00]

[lizzieblopaz24]

[weregonnabecoolbeans]

It is going to be very weird and interesting to see bucky without his emotional support captain americas

[wayward-persephone]

….Alexei making you say every one of his tattoos before you can cum.

Omg I can see him doing something like this if you ask him to help teach you Russian.

He'll have you on his lap, thick cock buried deep inside you, and stay perfectly still until you get the words right. Teasing remarks muttered in your ear, hands roaming over your body as he casually bounces you when you say something right, and if you get entire phrases right then he'll reward you with an orgasm.

But he will still keep you on his cock until he deems the lesson over and then it's time to play 😌

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

The Thunderbolts movie poster was bugging me because it felt so familiar for some reason. Just now, I realized what it reminded me of:

[avengerscompound]

Bucky Barnes

What if...? Season 3 Teaser

[melina-mellow]

This before and after is wild.

I get that this is supposed to be "grounded" and stuff but you really had to suck the colors out of everything??

The only one who looks good is Taskmaster, which isn't saying much since her suit in BW was horrendous.

[burningfudge]

natasha's 616 canon relationships

1. alexei shostakov - -1000/10

he sucks. the end.

2. matt murdock - 3/10

i love matt but he was sooo toxic for nat. they're a hot couple but matt treats natasha so poorly that i can't get behind the ship. he's such a dumbass fool because he thinks BLACK WIDOW can't handle herself in a fight. what he did expect her to do?? sit at home and do nothing? it's good nat dumped his ass because he deserved it.

3. james grey (aka fake james) - 4/10

he was...okay? sweet husband, but i disliked his role in the story. very bland. him being named after bucky cracked me up though

4. nikolai - 6/10

we don't know much about him, but their story was tragic. +1 for not being toxic

5. clint barton - 8/10

clint instantly fell in love with natasha after meeting her and while she was using him to attack tony. there's obviously a ton of love between them but they never worked out. they were cute together but i think they're better off as friends

6. bucky barnes - 100000/10

ajsjskakal bucky, ily you're amazing. he literally worships the ground she walks on, knows she can take care of herself (*cough*unlike mr matt murdock*cough*), respects her and her autonomy, and he's hopelessly in love with her. it's precisely because he knows that she doesn't belong to anyone, means that he understands her the best. bucky and natasha never had problems when they were together, it was always external factors that tore them apart. they're one of the most tragic love stories in the marvel universe and one of the best couples for a reason.

(PS - ivan wishes he was on this list, the fucking creep)