#alexei shostakov/red guardian

[wayward-persephone]

….Alexei making you say every one of his tattoos before you can cum.

Omg I can see him doing something like this if you ask him to help teach you Russian.

He'll have you on his lap, thick cock buried deep inside you, and stay perfectly still until you get the words right. Teasing remarks muttered in your ear, hands roaming over your body as he casually bounces you when you say something right, and if you get entire phrases right then he'll reward you with an orgasm.

But he will still keep you on his cock until he deems the lesson over and then it's time to play 😌

[wayward-persephone]

Okay but this looks so fun! 💙

put three names & a number in my ask

some fmk alternatives

stab, shoot or drown

fist fight, get drunk with, share a flat with

fight aliens with, fight zombies with, fight capitalism with

write a book with, read a book to, hit with a book

go on a six hour road trip with (no car radio, you choose who drives), sit next to on a six hour plane flight, sit across from on a six hour train journey

go clothes shopping with, go to ikea with, go grocery shopping with

go to a wedding with, go to a party with, go to a museum with

share a car with, share a bank account with, share a cake with

watch a soap opera with, go to a play with, watch your favourite movie with

netflix and chill with, go ice-skating with, play dodgeball against

[5ummit]

He's still got it

[guardianjameslight]

I love the difference between Alexei's viewing of Bucky in MCU:

In What If S3, he's like, "He's not even a real Russian."

In Thunderbolts, he's like, "It's the Winter Soldier. That guy, so cool. "

[zunshiner]

"Technique!" THEY'RE SO CUTE WHAT THE HELL

THAT SMILE!!!

[mysteriesherl]

– GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BITCH – it dont bite – YES IT DO

[avengerscompound]

Bucky Barnes and Alexei Shostakov What If...? Season 3 Trailer

[fragwl1na]

they are boyfriends your honor

boyfriends against capitalism!🗣️

[yourentity06]

Hadda do a sketch of these goofballs

Also👏👏👏 I HAVE IDEASSSSS

[damsel-with-dragon]

Alexei Shostakov was a better friend to Bucky Barnes in like two days than Steve Rogers has been in a decade. Argue with a wall.

[mrs-stans]

@IMDb: What if… the Red Guardian stopped the Winter Soldier? 👀 Here's an EXCLUSIVE look at #WhatIf S3E3, streaming Dec. 24 on Disney+.

[giadin-a]

THUNDERBOLTS*

I await their meeting anxiously

[5ummit]

The Winter Soldier vs Obadiah Stane | What If...? S3E3

[buckys-baby-boy]

Thunderbolts* textposts

yelena, you are the prettiest

[captainpikeachu]

alexei on a road trip with his three kids lol

John is facepalming and Ava is looking to him in understanding

Yelena is just slowly dying inside

truly iconic 10/10

[heylolita00]