#alex lyon my beloved

[cawnecny]

Alex Lyon, never change.

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[puckpocketed]

all my teams will win today !! ahaha (NOT LOOKING NOT LOOKING NOT LOOKING)

[catboyhockey]

ay, don’t fuckin’ look at me like that, that’s a weird lookin’ fuckin’ cat! … MA!

@adelphenium drew my beloved catboy goalie alex lyon for their pawkey AU and im obsessed!!!!!! screaming crying throwing up etc etc. bug eyed cornish rex!

(PLS DON’T DELETE CAPTION!!!)

[crossbackpoke-check]

find a blorbo (nhl tag game)

RULES: Go through the roster of each NHL team and find at least one player that you can root for.

tagged by @bondedpairs!! when i say too many teams to count and here for the narrative um. i may not have lied. this is not an extensive list of my blorbos but in order to make it not ten thousand years long i made up the rule that i had to do it straight from memory :)

anaheim ducks: as evidenced by recent events i DO like mason mctavish and trevor zegras but i have to honor laura and mention troy terry and beloved goalie gibbie*

boston bruins: oh for sure brad marchand… can i say patrice? one of the charlies got traded but i think mcavoy is still there because gryz is gone, brandon carlo is there still i think

buffalo sabres: cozens & thompson, owen power, rasmus dahlin, ukko pekka luukkonen

calgary flames: is chris tanev still here? is markstrom still here?? noah hanifin?? as a last resort i’ll say blasty

carolina hurricanes: aho & jarvy & teuvo teravainen & brent burns is still playing maybe? i know sepe got traded

chicago hockey: the bedsy narrative is compelling but ANDREAS ATHANASIOU MY BELOVED reunited with tyler bertuzzi… that’s the real story. also i like foligno

colorado avalanche: gabe landeskog, whatever ross colton & miles wood have going on, natemac + jo, mikko

columbus blue jackets: have long been on the merzlikins train, have been swayed to the darkside of umich boys (brindley, kent johnson, fantilli, blankenburg who is now on nsh)

dallas stars: seggy! mush! roope + miro and otter and robo and wyjo (rip ty dellandrea) and harls! etc.

detroit red wings: MOST players. dilly larks, moritz seider, jv, raymond, rasmussen, kitty, lyon, etc except for k*ne

edmonton oilers: mcdrai, ofc. nugent-hopkins, nursey, rip vinny & skinny

florida panthers: tkachuk, reinhardt, sasha barkov, verhaeghe (is there still?)

los angeles kings: adrian kempe… kevin fiala… danault… quinton byfield & alex turcotte

minnesota wild: kirill, marat, fleury, brodes, fabes, boldy, moose, middsy, spurge… god’s perfect idiots

montreal canadiens: going out on a limb here to say martin st. louis but also xhekaj (both), slafkovský, suzuki, my austrian reinbacher, yes fine cole caufield

nashville predators: MOST BEAUTIFUL D PAIR IN THE WORLD GRADY SKJEI AND ROMAN JOSI!! juuse, evangelista, isn’t stamkos there and also someone else who absolutely should not be

new jersey devils: nico… tuna (tatar), dawson mercer, siegenthaler, dougie hamilton, yes the hugheses whatever

new york islanders: barzy, zeeker & marty, anders lee, noah dobson lol

new york rangers: mika & chris, lafrenière & k’andre, shesterkin

philadelphia flyers: frosty & beezer and tk and sanny and the new baby michkov and coots and scooty loots and foerster etc etc. you know the Guys

pittsburgh penguins: the two headed monster but also compelled by rutger mcgroarty, and kevin hayes was there!!!

ottawa senators: timmy stü & brady! josh norris! the evolution of shane pinto! ullmark now and brännström and claude giroux and chabot

san jose sharks: ekky, thrun, mario, borde, logan couture, shakir, that other vaguely blond rookie

seattle kraken: brandon tanev, andre burakovsky! grubauer & d’accord also

st. louis blues: jordan kyrou, nathan walker (is still there?), rob thomas? is parayako still there?

tampa bay lightning: hedman, point, they dumped so many guys after the cup run… is kucherov still there or is he in nashville?? anthony cirelli (notable for being made out with by pat maroon)

toronto maple leafs: mitch, jt, willy, alex nylander, kniesy, dewar, et

utah hockey: crouse, keller, tuba

vancouver canucks: quinn, brock, petey, jt, garly, höggy, i want to say dakota johnson, elias lindholm?

vegas golden knights: brandon montour is here now… alex pietrangelo, so sorry to one i can’t remember who loves the lions it will come back to me

washington capitals: full of love and stupidity. oshie, nicke/ovi, pierre-luc dubois, dowd, vrána, milano

winnipeg jets: adam lowry!! josh morissey and kc and morgan barron, also vladdy my beloved

tagging @stillfertile + @colap1nto + @songsandswords + @moregraceful if they haven’t done it yet, i know they follow at least a couple teams. if anybody else wants to play i love adopting blorbos!!

[sergeifyodorov]

favorite current player from every team?

>:]

BOS - pasta (love hate relationship) (only bruin i can fully embrace when leafs arent playing them tbh)

BUF - i have few strong feelings towards most sabres but i think ras dahlin. because he sucks <3

DET - moris.... alex lyon close second tbh

FLA - sergei bobrovsky. see boston

MTL - slaykovsky (or arber maybe?)

OTT - claude.

TBL - this is a difficult one but my beautiful eyebrowless mother steven stamkos probably numero uno

TOR - auston (virgo)

CAR - seth jarvis, who is great because unlike the deep jock bro attitude that permeates seemingly every other hockey boy, or even the slight self-importance of the various and sundry catholic school types, he possesses the good-natured self-deprecation instincts of a right proper Normal Bitchass Gen Z

CBJ - i am a patrik laine shooter forever and always

NJD - nico. he's hot

NYR - igor because that man is both an elite goaltender AND a man with some of the most beautiful eyes on the planet. sympathies to my fellow only child of divorce artemi panarin also

NYI - barzy...?

PHI - if i didn't say teekay id be rounded up in the streets and shot. good thing it's teekay though

WSH - class of 15 instincts say dylan first overall pick disease and my dick say ovi

ARI - SOOOO hard to choose because i need firmly for alex kerfoot to know that i want him to come back to leafland but also clayton keller is out there... clay. picking clay

CHI - bedsy obviously. eyebrow twins <3

COL - good stick lehky the universe may be committed to making ppl forget about you constantly by making you get injured all the time. but EYE have not forgotten

DAL - wyatt johnston my english classmate <- before you ask. no i have never actually met this man it's a joke about him being my age and torontonian

MIN - flower

NSH - difficult choice... ror and evangelista both delights but juuse saros... juuse saros my beloved

STL - vladik tarasenko. he's still a blue in my HEART ok actual real answer is brayden schenn but i wish the blues tanked for and successfully got celebrini or bedard or something because like. their current Narrative Relevance is being "jordan binnington's team" and that's not a fate any hockey team deserves

WPG - i think we should ask hockey players who the most underrated player in the league is again but we should tell them beforehand if they pick sasha barkov they get pepper sprayed. anyway if im a hockey player in that situation im answering nik ehlers

ANA - that adorable child with the stutter leo carlson

CGY - naz

EDM - connie

LAK - kopi

SJS - it USED to be duke but now we can't have nice things (loving happy family etc) so purely because of various sharks and sharks-adjacent mutuals i have, im taking a hard turn into creaturehood and picking ekky

SEA - who is on this team

VAN - quinnifer always forever no doubt about it

VGK - the spiritual and transgender bond i share with jack eichel cannot be broken

[psyduc]

find a blorbo!: a tag game for the new NHL season

RULES: Go through the roster of each NHL team and find at least one player that you can root for.

Yes, even the team you despise. Yes, even the team everyone despises. Yes, even the team who you dare not speak of.

tagged by my beloved @tjarry thank u bb taking inspiration from u and coloring the teams i am actively rooting for / keeping up with

Anaheim Ducks - Jansen Harkins (i forgot he got traded, sorry harkins

Boston Bruins - David Pastrnak, Charlie Coyle, and Jeremy Swayman (who isn't listed on the official NHL roster and oof ouchy what is don sweeney DOING)

Buffalo Sabres - Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen

Calgary Flames - Ryan Lomberg

Carolina Hurricanes - Seth Jarvis, Andrei Svechnikov

Chicago Hockey Team - Pat Maroon

Colorado Avalanche - Nathan Mackinnon, Alexandar Georgiev

Columbus Blue Jackets - Cole and Owen Sillinger

Dallas Stars - Jamie Benn, Tyler Seguin, Jake Oettinger

Detroit Red Wings - Alex Lyon

Edmonton Oilers - Leon Draisaitl, Connor McDavid, Stuart Skinner

Florida Panthers - loml Matthew Tkachuk, Aleksander Barkov, Serge Bobrovsky, Aaron Ekblad, but literally the entire team let's go boys

Los Angeles Kings - Anze Kopitar because i have never seen a more exhausted looking man in my life

Minnesota Wild - MARC ANDRE FLEURY, Ryan Hartman, Kirill Kaprizov, Brock Faber, Jake Middleton

Montreal Canadiens - Alex Barre-Boulet

Nashville Predators - Brady Skjei, Juuse Saros, Scott Wedgewood

New Jersey Devils - Nico Hischier, Jacob Markstrom

New York Islanders - Mat Barzal

New York Rangers - Chris Kreider

Ottawa Senators - Linus Ullmark, Claude Giroux

Philadelphia Flyers - Jamie Drysdale

Pittsburgh Penguins - everyone. every single penguin. my babygirls.

San Jose Sharks - Alexander Wennberg

Seattle Kraken - Brandon Montour

St. Louis Blues - Pierre-Olivier Joseph (PO come back :()

Tampa Bay Lightning - Jake Guentzel (JAKE COME BACK :()

Toronto Maple Leafs - Auston Matthews, Mitch Marner, William Nylander, John Tavares, Anthony Stolarz

Utah Hockey Club - Liam O'Brien

Vancouver Canucks - Quinn Hughes, Brock Boeser, Arturs Silovs

Vegas Golden Knights - Ilya Samsinov

Washington Capitals - BRANDON DUHAIME, Pierre Luc-Dubois tbqh

Winnipeg Jets - Connor Hellebuyck

tagging: @guentzel @genotama @barkovsasha @subbanator @robindrake13 aaaand anyone else who wants to do this <3

[daccordaugust]

Things I didn't know I needed to be concerned about:

What does this all mean for Alex Lyon, my beloved?

[tangerisms]

hiii I'm charlie (*・ω・)ﾉ

im a queer latino artist from south florida who has unfortunately been afflicted with hockey special interest

my tags : my art | my edits | my gifs | yapping

main teams : penguins | panthers | wild

( more tierlist info under the cut)

soulbonded :

panthers : my home team , my soulmate , my horrible terrible wives. I love them an unreasonable amount and want to stack them all in a pile and cuddle them

penguins : my day one team , my beloved cringefail flightless birds . I learned about hockey one day and got sucked into the whirlpool that is the pittsburgh penguins . send help .

some blorbos :

wild : my favorite weird gays . originally my west coast playoff team bc they had Flower , I unfortunately fell in love with their antics and general unhinged silliness . they may be a misery team but they're MY misery team .

avalanche : originally endeared because of sid/nate antics , unfortunately fell in love with erik johnson and gabe landeskog . and cale makar . and alexandar georgiev . please take care of dewey for me

red wings : u guys got alex lyon from the cats so I obviously had to follow him . also the russian five make me insane . I heart u sergei fedorov.

hurricanes : originally in the "you irritate me" tier , they have since been bumped up because of pyotr kochetkov , andrei svechnikov , and seth jarvis . and ... guh ... jake guentzel . sob.

kraken : many former pens but also a handful of unrelated sillies . I love u brian dumolin and kailer yamamoto . I love you turbo . I love you goalie tandem . etc etc . I hate you vince dunn .

canucks : very silly vibes , glad 2 have seen them go so far in the playoffs . I have velcroed myself to quinn hughes , thatcher demko , and conor garland

following for my friends :

sharks : I have two besties who are sharks fans and I feel really bad for you guys . u deserve better n I hope you get get well soon

stars : also besties with stars fan , u guys have some sillies like robo and seguin . I miss you joe pavelski :( vibes are fun and silly though

devils : this ones a little vaguer , I dont really follow but I'll listen along to what friends have to yap about them . interesting vibes

indifferent :

I really don't have much to say about these teams except I heart you juuse saaros , I miss you carey price , and I hope the ducks go back to teal and purple colors

you irritate me but you have silly guys :

bruins : this is self explanatory , however goalies . and sometimes marchand . and obviously patrice bergeron . I will admit there are fun vibes you just annoy me sometimes sorry

rangers : I hate you trouba I dislike you rempe and I have personal beef with the fans who were acting like dicks in amerant . mika and shesty you will forever have my heart though . and henrik . duh

throwing you off a cliff :

vegas : horrible vibes all around , I will forever hold a grudge for taking Flower and the finals last year . I donnot like you at all . this excludes robin lehner . love you panda

lightning : no good vibes from me . also rivalry . tampa as a whole gives me unsettling vibes I hate visting there

KYS :

bl*ckh*wks : literally die I hate this team and franchise so much . I don't care about anything or anyone in here , this is a strongly anti hawks blog . fuck this team and franchise

oilers: I used to like these guys , even had some respect for them. however fuck hiring bowman , fuck evander kane , fuck corey perry, and fuck everyone in their dipshit team

rest in piss:

coyotes : im so sorry babygirl you deserved better . I'll miss you so much kachina jerseys .

[acheronist]

Can you share some alex lyon lore you have found?

my 34 tag + beloved mutual nik gordiemeow has gorjuss gifsets of him for nearly every game he's played this szn

red and white authority podcast interview

bally sports detroit youtube channel search results for alex lyon postgame interviews

and i believe bsd will be posting a wingspan interview episode with him and jimmy howard (a beloved drw alumni goalie who retired a few years ago) soon so that'll be very cool. they teased it a lil bit during the last game.

[whitenikes]

tag game mwah hi @fedorovista

no. 1 team? wings. theyre my dads team now mine and you could not drag me away from these freaks

your favorite goalie? ALEX MF LYON BELOVED FREAK WHOM I LOVE and huss ofc they're both very dear to me set do not separate

what would be your jersey number? probably 8? maybe 3? they've both been like lucky numbers to me

what team would you love to play for? wings. underdog with a dynasty there's so much to love

who is your favorite player currently? well I won't stop being annoying and spreading the joey v propaganda so. dearest boy joe veleno I don't care if he's a flop sometimes he's my guy

a trade that hurt you emotionally? initially the bert trade made me cry for a couple hours but I'm extremely over it. have fun in toronto you cheating bastard etc etc

what is your experience on hockeyblr so far? nearest and dearest friends and mutuals im glad we all hivemind together and I see the same post 600 times tagged with one of our guys everyone is funny and cool and talented and yeah

tagging uhhhhh. @grandlarks @acheronist @3rdmeasurement and anyone who feels up to this have fun

[cawnecny]

Alex Lyon in the net on his birthday!

12.09.2023

[puckpocketed]

hello !! happy pre-season (i think i used to have a different url?? i’m your beloved alex lyon stan mutual)

i remember my alex lyon stan mutual hello angie how are you !! happy preseason 🫶🦈 ouh..… how we feeling about stevie y’s moves lately?

[janeblr]

lowkey regret driving eight hours during a pain flare that makes it difficult to sit down… but i got to see my beloved catboy goalie alex lyon AND i think i made eye contact with kaner so its all worth it even if i cant move tomorrow <3 the toradol helped IMMENSELY i wouldnt have made it to traverse city if i hadnt gotten that shot last night. im in a lot of pain now but hopefully after a long nights sleep ill be good.

[rosesvioletshardy]

NOT ALEX BEING SUSPENDED FOR 2 GAMES FOR FLIPPING OFF THE CAMERAS AFTER WINNING THE CALDER CUP

[jamesvanriemsdyk]

alex lyon my beloved :(

[broadstflyers]

Hello!! So basically I wanna thank you for all of your outputs for the flyers. I started getting into hockey bcos of Claude Giroux and happened to fall in love with the flyers from then on. Still learning a lot about hockey in general, the trades, the ferocity of it, the management, the hard truth of inequality, etc... The trades really got to me cause I've known the flyers where there's Raff, Jake and Ghost, fell in love with the younger ones such as Phil and Bobby and totally a sucker for the the goalies (Alex Lyon, Brian Elliot). The NolPats trade is a very big one and even though he's not my fav players, he's still a very big part in the flyers fandom so losing him hurted a lot. Everyone posts were very sad and reading them influenced my feelings a lot.

But reading your intakes about the trades and how you're saying that you bleeds black and orange for them, has helped me to move on although the sting is still there tho. I'll just hope for the former flyers to be happy wherever they are and keep myself cheering for the flyers!! Thank youuuu💜💜💜

hello there my dear! oh my goodness, this was the sweetest message. thank you so much for taking the time to write this! It means more to me than you’ll ever know!

first, I want to reassure you that your feelings are entirely valid, lovely!! it is 100% okay to be sad or hurt over the trades. we are die hard fans of this team because we love them! I would not judge anyone for being upset! ❤️ believe me, I loved mysie & ghost & moose & raffy just as much.

second, I am so glad that my takes have helped you feel better. I wanted to reassure people that although we had to give up a lot of beloved players, I know at the end of the day, these off season moves had the outcome of the franchise in mind. I am confident that we will see an improved philadelphia flyers team. the chemistry and leadership (no we didn’t have bad leadership before, but sometimes change is good) aspects are going to be crucial to win! not to mention TK has someone a foot taller than him (lol just joking) to protect him when he’s babbling or mouthing off.

over all, I think that we have a lot to look forward to! yes, we lost people, and it’s very sad. but I think we have so many friendships (hayesy brought his whole friend group) that the chemistry will be undeniable and so much fun to watch. we needed a culture change, and I think we got it. seventy two days until we find out!

ps: I am always here if you want to talk about the team or a player or ask any questions 🧡 I love to help people out while still learning and growing myself!