#alex is such a cutie patootie

[azwhore]

husband alex turner x wife reader

warnings: nun but fluff <3

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It’s been a while since you’ve last seen Alex. He’s been on tour for The Car for six months and have only seen him on a few occasions. You couldn’t go with him and the band due to work; you were forced to stay behind despite your attempts to go with them.

The last time you and Alex had seen each other was about two months ago. The only reason you were able to see him was for an interview he had in which you were invited to. He begged you to go with him even though you didn’t like doing so. Alex knows that. You’ve always hated being interviewed with him because it felt like the interviewers were trying to pry into your private relationship. What went on between Alex and you was for you two only, not for the public.

After a long day at work, you come home exhausted. You’re eager to shower, eat some dinner, and just relax. Who wouldn’t be? So when you get home, that’s exactly what you do. An “everything” shower was desperately needed after the week you’ve had.

Once done with your shower, you put on a comfy set of pajamas. A grey tank top and white sweats, perfect. You decide on some perfume, even though you won’t be around anyone for the rest of the night. You put on your Victoria’s Secret Bare roll-on perfume. It’s your favorite.

You finish getting dressed and make your way to the kitchen to make dinner. Deciding on what you’ve taken out, you make pollo guisado (chicken stew). It was one of your favorites. Mom always made it when you were younger.

After some time, you finish cooking and feast on it. Man, were you a damn good cook. One good meal later, you settle in your queen sized bed that you shared with Alex. You miss him. You miss his warm body cuddling. You miss his soothing voice.

You soon dwell no more on that, as you were almost on the brink of tears. You pick up your book that you were currently reading on the nightstand, How the Garcia Girls Lost Their Accents. So far, you are greatly enjoying the book. You like analyzing it as well as it being somewhat relatable.

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It’s 11:18 PM, about an hour and a half since you started reading. You need to get some sleep since you have work all over again tomorrow. Luckily though, tomorrow is Friday. Wonderful.

You put your book back and settle in bed. You can feel sleepiness sinking you deeper and deeper. Reveling in the feeling, you eventually fall asleep.

Suddenly, you feel something envelop around you. You wake up, anxiety beginning to course through you. Just as you are about to panic, you hear a voice whisper in your ear.

“I’ve missed you, love.” You’d recognize that voice anywhere. It’s Alex.

Turning around, you take a good look at your husband whom you haven’t seen for two months. He greets you with a smile, his hair as messy as you remember.

“Alex!” You exclaim. You couldn’t express your excitement any other way than wrapping your arms around him. Tears begin to well at your eyes, threatening to fall. You try to hold them back with all your might so you could speak with him.

“I thought you wouldn’t be able to come back for a while? How come you’re here?” You ask, bringing him into another big hug. You can feel him smiling against you as he brings his arms around your body, squeezing you against him.

“One of the shows got postponed for two weeks from now so I immediately came here. I had to see you. If I had gone another day without you, I would have gone mad.” He explained. It felt so good to see him again.

“Ugh, I’ve missed you so much.” You say. Suddenly you realize he might be hungry so you ask, “Are you hungry? There’s still some leftovers from what I made earlier. I can heat it up for you.”

“No, that’s okay. I’m just glad to be here with my wife.” He smiles. You could never get tired of his smile.

“How’s the tour so far? It looks like you and the boys are having some fun.” You laugh. Even though you aren’t going on tour with them, you still keep up sometimes. Especially with those edits of him that fangirls make. You’re not complaining since your husband is a damn fine man if you say so yourself. They should tone it down just a bit, though (don’t actually alex turner is so fine).

“Yeah it’s been awesome. The places we’ve been to have been beautiful. I really wish you could come with us, love. That would just make it 100 times better.” Alex smiles once again.

“Me too. But you already know why I can’t. If I didn’t have work, I most definitely would.” You say. It’s not like Alex wouldn’t full on support you financially; he obviously would. You, on the other hand, don’t want that. The two of you even got into a big argument once about it. He doesn’t see a problem in financially stabilizing you, but you would rather work. You still want to have a life and work for yourself. You don’t want to be just a stay-at-home wife; it’s so stereotypical of celebrity relationships. You want to make a living for yourself, and Alex now 100% understands and supports that.

“Yeah, I get it. My dear wife is so strong.” He gives you a quick kiss with a smirk. You giggle at that. Alex always knows how to make you laugh.

Some time later, you lay with each other in a comfortable silence. This was almost the best part of your relationship. You two could just sit there with your eyes closed not saying a word and you both would understand each other.

Alex lays on his back, eyes closed with his left arm wrapped around your shoulders. Your head is resting against his chest while your hand is on his stomach gently tracing circles. Your eyes were closed too as he hummed to you.

“You know, I still have to go to work tomorrow.” You break the silence. Alex hums in response.

“Do you really though? I’m going to be stuck here by myself all day without you.” He says with a pout.

“Well, I probably could call out tomorrow. One day wouldn’t hurt, right?” You question. Now that you think about it, you haven’t called out from work in a while. You should get a day off. “Hm, I think I’ll stay here with my husband. I get to enjoy a whole three days with you.” You say kind of sarcastically. Although you were anything but sarcastic. You’re more than happy to spend the rest of his two week break with him, as was he.

The both of you continue to enjoy each other’s silence, sleep overcoming you once again. Your eyes feel heavy as they slowly fall. Eventually, you succumb to your slumber, your breath evening out. Alex follows soon after with you in his arms. He really hopes these two weeks last forever.

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[violetspatellaa]

You’d wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend

[imagination-phantom]

Clean cup, clean up, move down!!!!

lol come on you know I had to.

Lick the image if it’s blurry!!!

LOL I JUST SAW THIS OH MY GOD I MEANT CLICK BUT CLICK OR LICK YOUR CHOICE!

Having dyslexia is a JOURNEY.

[rockingtheorange]

“Taylor, would you stop being so nice to him? Just for one day, for the love of God, can you just be mean to him?” - Matthew López

(Sorry for the low quality of the audio, it's from an old podcast interview, that's the best I could do)

Cr for finding the podcast to rwrb.poland

You can listen here -> 🤴 (timing 31:10)

[luv-firstprince]

I see no difference between these two

[creepymckat]

hi tumbly i've come with a gift

[forzalvr]

i love how everyone plays along w the 'yuki is short af' joke 😭😭 [not mine!!]

[purerae]

hihi!! Ive made those ‘my ship in five minutes’ templates for all my characters so you guys can fill them out or get to know them better :p

i’d love it if you guys do it and either send me it through my inbox or messages !! I wanna see your self inserts/personalities with my characters.

(You guys don’t need to add an portrait or anything , you can leave that blank if you want!)

[generic-doomsday-villain]

had to share this here too

[khvlani]

calex scenario !!!

casey and alex often spend their free time in the living room, alex with a book in hand and casey focused on a softball game.

from time to time, alex would glimpse at the game casey is watching, despite having very little knowledge about softball, alex makes sure she knows whether or not the team casey is rooting for is winning, simply by looking at the scores.

one time, alex decided to sit in with casey who is watching a tight match. she didn’t think much of it and even decided to place her feet on top of alex’s lap, asking for a massage in which casey—still focused on the game, not really paying clear attention to what alex is requesting— agreed to.

alex didnt put much thought into it as well since the redhead did her request without hesitation. she continued reading her book and did her usual routine of checking the scores every now and then.

“tight match, huh” alex says looking the tv then towards casey. eyes still stuck on the tv, casey nodded. “my team’s winning though, so not a big deal” she replies.

alex went on with her book, fixing her glasses, and moving forward towards casey. at this point half of her lower body is past the redhead’s lap—her thigh being on top of it.

as the game grows more intense, casey began rubbing the blonde’s thigh to rub off her stress. just as the team completes its final run, finally winning, casey gets a little over excited, standing up as she celebrates the win of her favorite team unaware that the blonde has fallen off the sofa.

“fuck yeah!”

“what the fuck!”

they both say in unison.

casey looks over to her girlfriend to share her excitement only to find her on the floor, ass facing the ceiling.“congrats, babe” alex states in an annoyed manner, pissed that she fell off the couch and lost her page on the book, but still happy for her girlfriend.

“sorry” casey chuckled, helping the blonde settle back into the couch. “that hurt,” alex pouts. a smile forms on casey’s face as she proceeds to kiss the blonde’s temple. “i’m sorry, baby,” she sits next to alex, resting her arm over her shoulder, “i promise i’ll make it up to you” she smiles.

“make me my favorite dinner” alex says pouting once again. “all you had to do was ask, my girl” casey says placing a soft kiss on her cheek.

[catch1ngmoths]

Alex w s/o has stretch marks and they’re insecure of it? </3 I have them NSJSJANISJS my mom would point them out at me you don’t have to do it pookie bear ‼️‼️ don’t forgor to drink water and don’t starve yourself or stress yourself!! MWAH LIVE YOU POOKIE BEAR ‼️‼️💋

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Summary: you have have stretch marks and are quite insecure about them; on the contrary, it's one of Alex's favorite physical features about you!

Note: MY BAE! MY BAE! MY BAE!! @billkaulitzsrealgf always makes me giggle and kick my feet fr, I LOVE YOUU🙏 I also have stretch marks on my inner thighs, AND my mom also points them out so I UNDERSTANDDD!! anyways, enjoy :3

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The first time he noticed them, he stared for a good while. Enough for you to notice. You started to get nervous, thinking he was staring at them in disgust.

When he noticed how uncomfortable and anxious you looked, he immediately felt bad. he looked up at you and smiled softly, “your stretch marks are beautiful cariño.” Alex says softly

You don’t believe him, thinking he’s just saying that because he caught onto your insecurity. “You don’t have to lie Lex, I know they’re not the most flattering..” you say with a nervous smile

He looks exasperated as you say this, looking at you with his mouth slightly parted. “No no! I actually really love them! They’re hot” he says with a playful and dramatic wink.

You laugh and hit his shoulder, making him laugh more. Ever since that day, he always lays where your stretch marks are. If they’re on your thighs, he lays on your thighs. If they’re on your stomach, he lays on your stomach and exc.

When you’re feeling extra insecure, he’ll trace them with his fingers, even littering little kisses on them. When y’all are getting intimate, he’ll kiss them while kissing down your body RAGHHH (⊙_⊙)

He loves tracing them with his fingers while yall are cuddling and shit, like just running his fingers down them in awe. HE LOVES THE WAY THEY FEEL!!

He just loves you so much, he really doesn’t give a fuck how you look or what features you have. He just loves you and thinks anything you hate about yourself or are insecure of makes you even more unique.

If anyone points them out, in a negative way he won’t hesitate to make them shut the hell up. People can insult him all they want but the moment someone insults YOU?? His beloved? Nah he’s pissed

He’d embarrass the FUCK outta the person that insulted you. And the thing is, he wouldn’t even feel bad! He wouldn’t insult the others persons appearance or anything because he doesn’t believe in that kinda stuff but he’d make them wish they just shut their lips

He’d say something like, “are you actually okay? Like genuinely. What makes you think you were cool for pointing that out like it’s a discusting thing? Funny how nobody’s laughing” he’d say, straight faced. THE OTHER PERSONS COOKED

If multiple people online tweet something like that out he’d probably address it on stream, saying something like:

“I wanna just say something before we start stream. People have been commenting on my s/o’s physical appearance and that’s something I’m not gonna tolerate. They’re such an amazing and supportive person. I’m not and will never be okay with that and I wanna make myself really clear when I say that.”

He’d genuinely do anything for you, not really caring what other people think or say because at the end of the day he loves you and that’s all that matters in his eyes!! Bbg loves you SO MUCH!

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[stonermujer]

Look at him! Look at that proud little smile! He is so cute! ❤️🥰❤️🥰

SUCHHH A CUITE PATOOTIE UGHFHDHDBD

[tiredseverin]

might have forgotten that this task happened and am now going Insane over it

LIKE HES GOT A FULL ON DEATH STARE HALF A SECOND AFTER THAT ITS GREAT

BABYGITLLLLL LOOK ATHAT

"i can tickle him now and theres nothing he can do about it!" LIKE

"yeah, i am quite ticklish"

the closeup on his worried face at the beggining was lovely haha

also i know im going about it in All the wrong orders shhhh dont Mind it

this is just Amazing. obviously.

SWEEEET LITTLE BOY i think he flinches! at the sound of the tape cracking maybe? it *is* loud lol. tried to gif it but it just looked silly then, and it lacked the sound anyway 💔

<3 <3 <3

:)))))

poor boy got ransomed oh no 😢😢what an awful situation adkjfss

hes just watching it all unfold hahaha love him leaning away from them

he almost giggles!!!!! so funny hahaha

he who has accepted his fate

GAHHHH HIS SMILEEEEEEE

so sosososo cute and dainty

of course, the iconic "theres *some* sexual tension* between you"

"what's that got to do with it?"

i fucking love that shrug <3 this is like the quintissential alex horne characteristic but like hes got such a steady and honestly hilarious poker face and in these moments its just incredible how sincere he sounds its so funny!

and of course. greg. i wont go into greg today because if i do i will start Salivating aksjdfnsd

ACTUALLY I WILL GO INTO GREG LIKE WHAAAAAT OH MY GOD????? OH MY GOD!!!! OH JESUS I NEED TO BE LOCKED AWAY FOREVER THAT SMILE IS AARAURGHGHHGHH OH MY GODDDDDD I AHHHH I CANT I CANT I CANT I WANNA LOOK AT HIM FOREVERRRRRR

having let the beast out a bit, how cute that alex immediately smiles so wide and then. death stare again askdjfnsd love that

okay i think thats good enough for now hahah

[cherrybby0923]

literally the definition of if he wanted to he would

[rockingtheorange]

"His hug really makes people feel safe!"

(Translation from @/justmyneverland on Twitter, go give her a like!)

"I met Taylor again, and I was so nervous that I was shaking all over. I told him to give me ten seconds to calm down, and he just laughed there. I said can you sign an autograph for me, and he said why don't we take a photo first? I said the autograph first ahahah. He asked me where I bought the Chinese version. I said that I bought it from Taiwan. I also have the English version but my English is too poor to understand. He said no, you're good 😆 He asked me if I was also going to fly to Shanghai, I said I'm flying to Guangzhou in a few days and you're to visit Guangzhou, there's a lot of delicious food. He said maybe hahaha. I told him that Shanghai is very cold and he should keep warm, to remember to wear a mask and pay attention to the virus! I calmed down several times during the whole process, and he waited for me patiently. His hug really makes people feel safe! He is so kind, I want to cry😭😭😭"

[isagaiia]

this was supposed to be for a ship meme..

my farmer / his husband here !