#alex ernst smut

[bruhlsbees]

BRUHLSBEES OLD WORKS MASTERLISTS

a new and improved masterlist for all of my daniel bruhl, owen wilson, luke wilson, and murray bauman work. lately i've been on the cusp of getting back into a writing kick and a lot of my motivation for some of these pieces have gone right out the window (sorry to all my early followers). as much as i'd like to just delete these fics and move on i know some people do enjoy them so you'll find a lot of my early work either in the 'retired' section or in the 'early works' section. some retired pieces may be worked on in the future, but for now they'll remain in the void. thanks for understanding and hopefully i'll get more stuff out soon! :')

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RETIREMENT HOME

garden of eden (alex kerner x reader) - click here

sweet disposition (alex kerner x reader) - click here

paradox burning (ernst schmidt x reader) - click here

to the end (niki lauda x reader) - click here

second chance (writer!daniel x reader) - click here

FINISHED PIECES

bubbles (helmut zemo x reader) - part one & two (s)

five more minutes (helmut zemo x reader) - click here

it was real enough (helmut zemo x heike zemo) - click here

the haunting of heike zemo (helmut zemo x heike zemo) - click here

behind the mask (helmut zemo x reader) - click here (s)

i'm going in tonight (alex kerner x reader) - click here (s)

opposites attract (alex kerner x reader) - click here

baby paula (alex kerner x reader) - click here

at the cabin (alex kerner x reader - click here

dancing in the rain (alex kerner x reader) - click here

sapphire strings (andrea marowski x reader) - click here

modern!flatmate! andrea x reader headcannons - nsfw version & sfw version

broken wing (dr. laszlo kreizler x reader) - click here

bloodlust (vampire! laszlo kreizler x reader) - click here

kachow (niki lauda x reader) - click here (s)

good luck charm (niki lauda x reader) - click here (s)

jackpot (dark!daniel x reader) - click here (s)

tom foolery (clowniel x reader) - part one & two (s)

the first time (ernst schmidt x reader) - click here (s)

welcome home (chris burnett x reader) - click here

better man (ken hutchinson x reader) - click here (s)

the last night (anthony adams x reader) - click here

knock three times (murray bauman x reader) - click here (s)

murray bauman nsfw alphabet - part one & two (s)

[caniffuckyou]

“Do Something for the Vlog” || Alex Ernst Smut

Requested: Yes

Warnings: Smut, dirty talk, unprotected sex? 

Request some!!

"YN, do something for the vlog." David pointed his camera at me.

"Like what?" I rolled my eyes.

"Suck my dick." I heard Dom walk into the room, taking a seat on the couch next

to me.

“And get 20 STDs at once? I'm okay, but thanks." I chuckled as David let out his famous cackle.

"Okay how bout just a hand job?"

"How bout no? I'd rather give Alex one." Alex eyes lit up as he stopped sweeping in the kitchen.

"Why? His dick is so small, it would take three seconds." Dom tried getting closer to me.

Alex broke the broom over his knee and stormed into the living room.

"What the fuck did you say?" David was having a blast still filming.

"You heard me, I could fuck her better." Dom put his hand on my thigh.

Alex picked up his foot and stomped it through the table, breaking it again, for the 206th time.

"Come on YN, we'll show him." Alex grabbed me by the hand and David followed laughing and yelling stop with the camera.

"Oo is this a threesome?" Dom tried following us into their shared room.

"Dom no! That's gross!" David chuckled.

"I don't fucking think so." Alex shoved me into their room on the bed and slammed the door shut in Doms face. David was still in the room filming.

Alex climbed on top of the bed and laid his body on mine. He grabbed my face and pretended to kiss me. This was all just a skit to him but I was getting hornier by the second.

"And cut." David laughed clapping his hands.

"If I didn't know any better you two were secretly dating."

"Hah, no." Alex laughed getting off of the bed.

My heart dropped slightly from his words. I got up and went back to the living room.

I took my seat next to Dom and he scooted closer to me.

"2 minutes... as I expected." Dom laughed, pretending to look at his wrist.

"Best two minutes of my life." I rolled my eyes and Dom laughed.

“Why don’t you just tell him you like him?” Dom whispered to me.

“It’s not that easy Dom..”

“Eh it kinda is, you just too chicken shit, you just need to try to make him jealous.”

“Dom. He doesn’t like me, why would he ever get jealous.”

“Oh come on YN, you can’t be serious?”

“Just forget it.” I folded my arms across my chest and sunk further into the couch.

Alex came back out and sat on the couch opposite from me and dom.

"Wanna sleep over?" Dom asked scooting closer to me.

"In your bed? I'll pass, but I'll sleep on the couch." Dom nodded his head.

"I'm gonna go out for a bit, you can wear one of my shirts to bed, I'll be back later."

"Dom, it's like 11 at night."

"Yeah I know, I'm gonna go get laid." He yawned and got up to put his shoes on.

"Well, bye Durte Dom." Alex rolled his eyes.

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I woke up to someone shaking me.

"Dom go away, I don't wanna have sex." I pulled the blankets over my head.

"YN, please move over." I heard Alex's voice.

"Alex, go sleep in your bed, there's no room on the couch."

"I can't, Doms having sex in there." Alex groaned.

I stayed where I was, pretending to sleep. I felt Alex pull the blanket off of my body.

“YN, are you wearing my shirt?”

“Yes, now leave me alone.” I tried pulling the blanket back over myself. He pulled it away and picked me up and he laid on the couch putting me on top of his chest.

"Alex, how is this any better?" I rolled my eyes.

"It's more comfortable this way." I tangled my legs with his and laid my head on his chest. He pulled the blanket over both of us and I couldn't stop moving, trying to get comfortable.

I snaked a hand under his shirt and let it rest on his abdomen.

"Stop moving." He groaned.

"Why, I'm trying to get comfortable."

"Well knock it off." I wasn't even tired anymore. I untangled my legs and sat up straddling Alex.

My crotch pressed against his dick, feeling how hard he was.

"Alex do you have a boner?!"

“No!” He blushed.

I ground my hips down on to him to feel.

"Fuck." He threw his head back, grabbing my hips trying to still me, “YN stop.”

“Why? You don’t want this Alex?”

"Shit, I do so bad but we can't, they're all sleeping."

"Who cares, Dom kicked you out so he could have sex too?" I rolled my eyes.

"But David’s sleeping too, I don't want him vlogging this" Alex was trying to keep quiet as I ground down on him.

"Alex, as long as you stay quiet, we won't have a problem." I bent down to whisper in his ear before biting it softly.

"Fuck." He shivered from my actions.

I slowly slid down Alex's body and hooked my fingers into the waist band of his flannel pants. I pulled them down his legs along with his boxers.

I took his length into my hand and pumped him slowly.

“No teasing baby, I need you...bad.” He grunted, trying to thrust his hips into my hand faster.

“For someone in such a vulnerable position you’re being a bit bossy.” I tsked rolling my eyes.

“YN please.” He whined, I ignored him and Alex quickly flipped us over so he was on top.

He kicked his pants and boxers onto the floor and stripped his shirt off.

I wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled him down to kiss me. His lips crashed into mine and we were quickly fighting for dominance.

His hands roamed my body and slipped under my shirt.

“Alex.” I whined against his lips, I needed him. Bad.

“Fuck, you’re so hot begging for me.” He grunted as he started biting down my neck.

He stopped at the neckline of his shirt I was wearing.

“Fuck. Take this off.” He pulled on the hem of my shirt signaling for me to take it off. I let go of him and sat up a bit and quickly pulled it off my now bare body.

“You’re so hot.” He mumbled into my neck as I laid back down. I wrapped my legs around his waist and tried pulling him down.

“Please. Alex.” My back arched trying to get my friction.

His hands traveled down my body and started drawing circles on my clit. “You’re so fucking wet.”

“I need you so bad.” I whined. Alex finally listened to me and he lined himself up at my entrance.

He slowly pushed himself in and I could feel him slowly stretch me out.

“Fuck, you feel so fucking good.” He peppered kisses down my neck.

His hips snapped into mine at a continuous pace as he held my hips down with one hand.

“Alex.” I whined at how good he felt. “YN, quiet.” He shushed me, he placed his hand over my mouth to muffle the moans.

I opened my mouth and grabbed his hand, drawing circles on my lips with one of his fingers before I placed it in my mouth and sucked on it.

“You’re so fucking hot.” Alex stuttered out.

“I’m so close.” I breathed out.

“A little bit longer, baby.” I nodded my head.

“Ride me.” He quickly flipped us over so I was now on top. His hands gripped my hips and helped guide me up and down.

“Fuck Alex.” I pushed myself up using his chest.

“Shit, YN, I’m so close.”

“Me too.” I ground my hips in circles.

“I’m cumming Alex, shit I’m cumming.” My eyes tightened and Alex wrapped his arms around me and pulled me down to his chest.

He held me like that and snapped his hips up into mine, fucking me harder.

“Shit baby.” He kissed my neck as I felt him release inside of me.

He slowly slowed his thrusts and I kissed his lips.

“Fuck, I’m in love with you.” Alex breathed into our kiss.

“I love you too Alex.” I smiled slowly pulling him out of me. After we cleaned ourselves off he laid back onto the couch and I laid my body on top of him. He pulled the blanket back over us.

We tangled our legs together and I burried my face in the crook of his neck.

“Goodnight princess.” He kissed the top of my head before I fell asleep.

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“No fucking way! Guys look what I found.” I woke up to a camera in my face.

“David!” I screamed before I pulled the blanket over my head.

“Fucking finally you guys!” Dom joined David staring at us.

“Can you guys fuck off?” Alex groaned.

“Looks like you already did.” Dom chuckled walking away.

“It lasted more than two minutes!” I yelled out from under the blanket.

“What the fuck YN.” David cackled before turning his camera off.

“Well at least you two finally realized you both had mutual feelings for each other.” Dom yelled back.

[mindofhills]

I just love you that much // Alex Ernst Smut

Pairing: Alex Ernst x Reader

Requested: yes “ Hello! Could you do an Alex Ernst imagine? Where the reader is really famous and Alex and her are dating. The reader is doing a show at the Staples center and Alex and the entire squad go watch because they love seeing her perform and all the girls are like talking about how good the reader is doing and stuff like that! Also could you add some major Alex fluff??💗 “ -unknown

Plot: You’re a famous singer, you’re dating Alex. You have everything you’ve ever wanted in you life. As you’re about to go and do your show in Staples center something happens ...

Warning: swearing, fluff, kissing, sexy talk etc.

Word count: 1 918 (shorter than I expected)

Age: +15

A/N: I’m back again and posting as often as I can. I’m planning on doing a Q&A day every Thursday, posting at least one story every week and just being more active in here as my blog is literally growing everyday and I want to keep it that way. So follow me for more smuts, imagine oneshots etc Enjoy! xox

I do not own that picture! Also I just made up those song lyrics so there’s that.. :D xx

Sometimes I think, why me? What did I do to deserve this? All my success, all my friends, my family, my fans and of course me loving boyfriend. He’s really and angel. He’s always so supportive, protective, loving, sweet, sexy and so much more. I really love him.

We’ve been together for a year now and it has been nothing, but amazing. We met, when Liza started dating and my music career basically exploded. I’ve been friends with Liza since like we were maybe 10 or so. I moved here, to LA and I had no friends, but her so she introduced me to her friends and that’s how I met Alex.

It was a small get-together and we started talking. He said that I looked familiar to him and I said that maybe we went to school together, trying to avoid the fact that I’m a singer. He found out that I was a singer, we talked all night long.

“Okay, I have to get going. It’s getting late.” I said sitting up, he grabbed my hand and I turned around looking at the smile on his face. “Can I send you home?” he asked me, I smiled softly and nodded my head. “Are you sure that you want to leave tho?” I asked him. He stood up, looked down at me and said “Well the only fun here is you so, when you’re going so is the fun.” he said and I laughed, he smiled back at me. 

“David, I’ll get going. See you tomorrow?” I asked him, he smiled “Yeah, of course. Bye!”he said and gave me a small hug. “Bye, David!” Alex daid to him “Where you’re going? You live here.” he said and Alex smiled. “I’ll make sure she gets home safely.” Alex said and I smiled softly. “Alright, I see.” David said and gave me and him a litlle wink. I laughed and stepped outside.

“Shit. I came here with Liza.” I said and got out my phone to call an uber. “No it’s fine. I have a car.” he said and opened the door for me.

“Yeah, you can just stop the car right in front of that gate.” I said to him and he smiled. I run down the window. “Who’s this?” a low man voice says and Alex looks at me. I smile “Hey, Rob! It’s me.” I say and the gate opens. “Yo, y/n!” he says and laughs. “Who’s he?” he asks me and I smile. “Ever since my career exploded I’ve needed a higher security, he is one of them. He’s actually more like my best friend that a body guard.” I said and he nodds.

We pull up in front of my house. “You wanna come in?” I ask him and he smiles his huge bright smile. I love his smile, I really do. “Of course!” he said very excited. I open up the door to my house, it’s rather big, but I like it. It’s nice to have a big home, when you have events and meeting all the time. It lowers the stress also if you do your meetings in your own home.

“I’m scared.” I said to Alex and he kissed me softly on my lips. You’ll do just fine, I believe in you. I know it’s a huge thing, but I’m here. We’re all here.” he said and pulled me in for a soft hug. “Don’t be scared. We’re here to support you.” Scotty said. It was nice to have all my friends here, watching me live. Toddy, Scotty, David, Liza, Kristen, Jason, Gabbie, Heath, Zane and Matt- they’re all my babies. “It’s really nice to have you guys here. It really is.” I say and we all share a big group hug.

“Y/n, you have to be on stage in 2 minutes.” Rob said and I smiled at him then looked at my friends. “Alright, bitch. Let’s do this shit, baby!” Heath said and pushed me on the stage, I laughed. I stepped a few steps more so the crowd could finally see me.” I have to admit, the screams were loud as fuck. I started laughing and waved at them. I step to the edge of the stage and sit down.

“Hey!” I say and they all scream back at me, I giggle. “More than a year ago, I went to David’s house for a party Y’all know, who David is right?” they all scream. “His this white guy, who weard black all the time, drives a Tesla and records every single fucking thing. Shit. Wait. ROB!” I look back and a “Yeah?” sounds from the stage speakers.

“Can I cuss?” I asked him and everybody laughed. “It’s your show, do what you want.” he said. “Alright. Shit. Now, where was I. Oh yeah. At that party I met this gorgeous guy, turned out his name is Alex. I liked him asap. I mean he’s hot as fuck, right?” I everybody scream.

“Well now he’s my boyfriend and I love him.” a  bunch of aww’s came from the crowd. “And at that party I met the coolest people on Earth. My best friends.” I said and looked at the back of the stage. “So y’all better come out now.” I said and everybody screamed so loud that for a second I thought I was deaf.

They all came running out and laughing. “Listen, bitch. You gotta do some special ass inviting for me the next time, okay?” Zane said to me while giving me a hug and I laughed. My fans must have heard it, because they all laughed like crazy. After giving all mu friends a hug, I looked at Alex. He stared me right in my eye and smiled at me. “I love you.” he said and a tear ran down my face. “I love you too.” I said, he picked me up and kissed me.

They all went crazy. “Wait!” David said and pulled his caera out. “CLICKBAIT!” all my friends scream, laughed and pulled out something they can record with. “Okay, now you stand here and you here. Pick her up, Alex!” Matt said and giggled. “Alright bitches. Take out your phones, we need some flashlights!” Heath said and cleaned the wires out of the way.

They all did as told and soon the crowd looked like a galaxy. “Perfect.” Jason said and sat down to get a better angle. After they all got their thumbnails, we took a selfie with my fans and I layed down. “Can we get a silence guys?” I asked them and everything went quiet. “Come here guys.” I said and they all layed down next to me. 

We layed there and I started humming my first song. “You guys weird as fuck, but I still love you!” a girl screamed and I laughed. “Love you too, boo!” and the crowd laughed. I started singing quietly and the crowd soon joined in with me.

Sometimes i just feel alone,

everything’s just too much

but when I look at you, oh baby

My heart’s full of lust

I never have to do anything on my own

“Because you’re my special lady..” Alex sang and I giggled. “You just made that up?” Gabbie asks and Alex laughs. “Well, shit..” Toddy said and we all laughed.

I continue singing the song and all my friends start singing along. Terribly, but they’re doing it. It’s the thought that counts. I’m so lucky to have them in my life. They’re always so supportive and caring right from the beginning. Specially Liza, I mean she has been my best friend for so damn long, we share a life together.

And Alex, I mean. How’s it humanly possible to be so amazing? I literally have no words to describe, how much he means to me, how much I care and how fucking much I love him. It’s just...wow.

“I’m so proud of you, baby..” he says. I look at him and I see a tear running down his face. I wipe the tear away and kiss him. “Don’t cry.” I say softly and the crowd aww’s again, we giggle. “I just love you so so so much.” he says and kisses me back. “Well lovebirds, I’m proud too!”  Matt screams and they all say “Me too!” That’s when I started crying too. Not like crying crying, but I felt a little emotional.

I stand up, wipe my tears away and smile at them. “Aw, baby!” Heath says and hugs me. “I love you guys!” I say. “Okay bitch, but you gotta stop tearin up and start singing.” Zane says and we all laugh.

Music starts playing infrom the speakers and we all start dancing. “I NEVER LIKED HIM, FUCK YOU FOR SAYING THAT HE CUTE!” David jumps and screams from on top of his luns. “HE UGLY CAN’T YOU SEE” Gabbie steps in. “FOR A LONG LONG TIME OH-OH” Kristen sings with Scotty. “I THOUGHT THAT I WAS STUPID.” Liza jumps into Davids arms and puts her arms in the air. “TURNS OUT I WAS NO-O-T” Toddy sing while taking of his shirt.

That’s when Jason and Mat step t the front of the stage. “NOW EVERYBODY ALL TOGETHER! DO. YOU. KNOW. THESE WOORDS!” At this point I gave up singing, stood back and watched this all go down. “YOU. CAN’T HA-A-VE ME!” Zane sings and dances like a pro. “Get it, bitch!” Heath screams from the back and claps his hands to the beat of the music.

It was so cool to know and see that they actually like my music and know the words to my songs. I’m pretty sure that they had to learn them by hard before the concert, because Alex told them to, but that’s okay. I giggle at the thought.

I open the door to my house and jump on my couch. “You did an amazing job!” Alex sais and jumps on me. “I didn’t know you could sing.” I said and he laughed. “I can’t, I just love you that much.” he said and kissed me passionately. I pulled him in closer and wrapped my legs around his waist. He stands up and starts walking to my bedroom. “Too far.” I said and he just puts me back down to the floor.

His tounge slippes by my lips asking for enterance and I gave it to him. I pull his shirt off and stare at his body. “You’ve seen me naked a thousands of times and you still act like it’s the first time.” he says and kisses my neck softly. “I just love you that much.” I said and he giggles. “I see, what you did there and I love it!” he murmurs, takes off my shirts and moans. “You are so fucking hot.”

I moan and kiss him putting all my feeling I have for him in that kiss, he moans in response. I turn around so I was now on top of him. That’s when the door opened. I quickly stand up and so does he. “Oh, we’re sorry, but go Alex!” Toddy sayd and I giggle nervously.

They all came to my place after the concert to superise me. They even had a cake! “It’s okay.” Scotty says and winks at Alex. They put cake down and sit down. “The show was amazing!” Liza said and hugged me. “Thank you! Thank you all for coming and being there to support me.

I really appreciate it, you’re all so cool.” they all smile. “It’s nothing, but a pleasure.” Jason says. “We love you.” Gabbie says and places her hand on my knee.

It was the coolest day of my life.

[wtfdavidsvlogs]

Hat (D.D.)

Warnings: fluff, swearing, you know the deal.

Requested: @oneofthevillains said I don’t know if requests are open or close or whatever I’m new to your blog and I really love your writing! Can you maybe right a David fic where she’s always stealing his hat or something like that 😂

Gif by: @ughitsdavid

David and I have this game- well, more like I have a game that I like to play with David where I steal his hat in really unexpected ways. In very unexpected places. The game is that if I can evade him after stealing his hat for ten seconds without him touching me, I win. If he did end up touching me...then it’s game over.

“Baby, do you have a hoodie I could borrow?” I said innocently looking upward and behind me to see David’s face as we cuddled on his couch.

“Yeah, there’s a Clickbait one on the pool table.” He said nodding his head back towards that general direction. I stood up out of his embrace leaving my back cold and open to the frigid air in his home. I walked around to the back of the couch and towards the said hoodie. As I came back I saw David sitting on his phone, completely unbothered. I was gonna ruin it. I tiptoed very quietly behind him. The moment I got within his reach, I yanked his hat off his head. I didn’t wait long enough to see his reaction as I took off running without second thought. I screamed as I heard him stumble around trying to run after me. I ran out the front door and out to the backyard thinking that he was right behind me. I stop for a second to look and he is right in front of me. I scream bloody murder as he grabs me suddenly.

“Oh my fucking Christ, David! I almost shit my fucking self!” I said realizing what had happened. I lost the game. He had a smirk on his face telling me that he knew exactly what was going to happen. He leaned down and threw over his shoulder like a heavy sack. I yelped and giggled. He turned and walked back inside. He arrived to the living room and threw me down. I yelp again at the sudden feeling of weightlessness. I land on the fluffy love sac. He crouched down to meet me eye to eye. He stares into my eyes for a few seconds. Out of nowhere he attacks me. The tickling begins and I lose it. My arms and legs flail everywhere and anywhere. I start to cackle as he gets control of my limbs by pinning them down and continuously tickles my stomach and legs.

“M-mercy!” I yell while tears from laughing fall down my cheek. He stops for a second.

“Say you’re sorry!” He says still holding me down.

“Okay, okay I’m sorry! I’m sorry.” I say catching my breath.

“And David is the most amazing person on the planet and no one else can compare.” He said with a listening ear waiting to hear me repeat his statement. I stayed silent for a bit too long. He continued his attack.

“WAIT! Okay!...David is the most amazing person on the planet.” I said with a pout.

“And?” David questioned.

“And no one else can compare.” I said quietly, admitting my defeat. He yanked his hat back and picked me up and we continued our cuddles once again

Cuteness!!

[hithisischris]

Ahhhh I’ve reached 200 followers 🥺 thank you so much for liking my writing

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[babybluebex]

𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐡𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

₊˚.༄ series masterlists

good doctor kreizler [FINISHED] (laszlo kreizler, the alienist)

₊˚.༄ baron helmut zemo (cacw, 2016/tfatws, 2021)

sucker for pain (smut)

chokehold (smut)

nsfw alphabet (smut)

me and my husband (fluff&angst)

next week (fluff&angst)

bliss (angst)

hand kisses (fluff)

madripoor dancing (fluff)

forehead kisses (fluff)

airport (fluff)

shut up (fluff)

₊˚.༄ dr. laszlo kreizler (the alienist, 2018-)

laszlo & period sex headcanons (smut)

fuck it (fluff)

nsfw alphabet (smut)

₊˚.༄ niki lauda (rush, 2013)

nsfw alphabet (smut)

post-crash headcanons (smut)

₊˚.༄ daniel weltz (nebenan/next door, 2021)

ego (smut)

₊˚.༄ jan weingartner (the edukators, 2004)

some people never change (smut)

headcanons 1 (fluff&smut)

headcanons 2 (fluff&smut)

jan polaroids 1 (fluff&smut)

jan polaroids 2 (fluff&smut)

burden of proof (fluff)

₊˚.༄ markus baasweiler/schnubbi (schule, 2000)

headcanons 1 (fluff)

₊˚.༄ alex kerner (goodbye lenin!, 2003)

nsfw alex headcanons (smut)

goal! (fluff)

trans!alex headcanons (fluff&smut&angst)

₊˚.༄ ernst schmidt (cloverfield paradox, 2018)

a long, long time (angst)

₊˚.༄ andrea marowski (ladies in lavender, 2004)

modern!andrea headcanons (fluff)

modern!andrea headcanons 2 (fluff)

₊˚.༄ the danny bunch™ 

what kinks the danny bunch™ has (smut)

how the danny bunch™ kiss/hold hands (fluff)

how the danny bunch™ cuddle (fluff)

reactions to “put a baby in me” (smut)

ice skating date with the danny bunch (fluff)

the danny bunch getting jealous(smut/fluff/angst)

which are doms, subs, and switches

reactions to you actually being pregnant (fluff)

songs associated with dani characters

[cazimagines]

Cazzy's 900 Masterlist

This is 39k words worth of drabble for all of you, enjoy!

The ones with 💛 are popular ones

Zemo:

Break up sex with Zemo 💛

Sub!Zemo getting restrained and blindfolded

Zemo coming back to you after years apart, and he finally realises you are his home

Zemo finds you after a nightmare and talks to you, reassuring you

Zemo slowly growing to love your cat, Jack Daniel's

Reader finds Zemo in the kitchen and they confess their love 💛

Watching Zemo being killed

Zemo protective over autistic reader

Zemo telling avengers!reader he thinks they are beautiful 💛

Zemo worried about falling in love with reader because of his past and future

Dom!Zemo giving Sub!Reader a punishment for acting up

Sitting on Zemo's face

Sequel to the breakup sex drabble

Zemo not turning up to your anniversary

Laszlo:

Laszlo on his wedding day

Laszlo getting caught having sex 💛

Laszlo apologising for snapping at the reader

Laszlo and his daughter have problems but resolve them

Dom!Laszlo 💛

Soft morning sex with Laszlo 💛

Love letters between Laszlo and his travelling love

Laszlo x John fluff

Domestic discipline with Laszlo and institute kid

Ernst:

Break up sex with Ernst

Fluff smut reunion with Ernst

Jealous Ernst smut 💛

(gn) reader helps him with his wounds after a fight

Ernst grinding and dry humping

Ernst rediscovers love of reading with reader 💛

Alex Kerner:

Break up sex with Alex

Drunk Alex Kerner smut

Alex Kerner and his boyfriend try to hide the fact they are hooking up

Niki:

Niki being a softie at a beach

'I love listening to you' Niki prompt 💛

Niki unsure if his love wants to marry him after the crash 💛

Andrea:

Love letters with Andrea and his grumpy doctor boyfriend

Andrea and male boyfriend, overstimulation smut

Andrea angst with fluff ending

Sebastian:

Sebastian turning up unannounced after years and taking you on a fun road trip

Loki:

Loki getting caught having sex 💛

Loki finding the reader s*lf harming

[whatyournightmaresaremadeof]

I can't lose you, not again ALEX EARNEST

Sometimes, your brain brings up the memories you wish you would forget. The ones that bring pain, and insecurity to the surface. It was one of those nights for you. You couldn't shut your brain off, you tried your best. Nothing was stopping and you kept being transported back to that god awful night. The night of your boyfriends birthday party. It started off amazing, and everything you wanted it to be. You threw it for him, paid a lot for it so it could be a great day for him, he deserved it. He always treated you and like his queen so you decided to go all out for his birthday. Lots of alcohol, good friends and great music. What could go wrong. Ha, you laugh to yourself now, how little did you know that In just a few hours your heart would face its biggest and most deadly crack. You went to look for your boyfriend, he had disappeared and it was time to cut the cake. You checked everywhere but the bedroom, it was your last place to check. You reach the door and hear moans, moans of pure pleasure. Hmm, you open the door, to see the love of your life, his lips attached to another female, and his hands in her underwear. You stood there, frozen, tears rolling down your face. You left him, you grabbed your suitcase, packed then headed to a friends. Alex texted and called constantly, begging for you to talk to him, begging to explain himself. You couldn't bear it, you just weren't ready to hear his voice yet, it took you six months for you to be ready to face him. When you guys finally talked, you decided you could forgive him and make things work. You hated nights like this, you get up off your couch and head to the freezer, hoping that there is still some ice cream left so you can binge eat and binge watch some Netflix. Ugh, nothing in here. And Alex wouldn't be home for another hour. You throw your shoes on and head to the store across from your house. You head out the door, and start making your way to the store. As you're crossing the street, you hear a screech and everything goes black. Alex gets a call on his phone from your mom, saying to meet her at the hospital, she won't tell him why, just to get there as fast as he can. He speeds, and is surprised no cops pulled him over for doing over 90 miles on a 35 mph street. When he gets there, your mom tells him. You were walking to the store, less than 100 feet from your house, when a drunk driver hits you, you were barely hanging on to your life. All he is thinking about how he can't lose you, not again. He just got you back. And then the tears flood down his eyes and he just can't stop them

[sub-danny]

I have noticed how the whole sub content is obviously bound to super sexy smut.

Therefore my back paddling question: could you tell me one Dom/Sub routine between reader and the Daniel Bunch that steadies their bond but has no sex involved?

I love this, so wholesome!

Zemo:

He's always worried you might leave for someone better, someone who isn't a criminal, someone who could give you an easier life so he likes to be reminded that you are still there with him, looking after him as he looks after you, which is why physical touch always means a lot to him as well. He loves making you breakfast in the morning and for you to come and wrap your arms around his waist, place a few kisses on his neck and just hold him. Simple things like that really mean so much to Zemo.

Laszlo:

I mean we already see it in the show but helping Laszlo with things he can't do because of his arm. Like how Mary helps him with his boots. In allowing you to help him, he is allowing himself to be vulnerable around you, to rely on you and that is something Laszlo doesn't like to do easily or trusts many people with it. It's how he slowly becomes more accustomed to being a sub and allowing you to take care of him in all sorts of ways.

Andrea:

Oh, my sweet boy. I feel like morning routines with Andrea would steady their bond. It's my headcanon that Andrea sleeps in late and hates getting up so most days you would have to force him out of bed. I also headcanon he can not cook, maybe he can make breakfast but that is a big maybe. Most of the time it is you making him food (and he is always so grateful) so you would almost baby him in the morning, looking after him and helping him get ready for the day and he just loves you looking after him so much.

Niki:

Like with Laszlo, it's hard for Niki to accept that he is a sub and enjoys being a sub for a while but unlike Laszlo, he is a lot more resistant to your help. For a sub/dom routine I think it would be like Zemo in giving him hugs, little kisses on his cheeks, a pat on the butt 😏, it's not saying anything but allowing him into a space of comfort with you. Plus he secretly loves being pulled into your embrace, he feels so secure in your arms.

Ernst:

Being able to restrain him. He has a lot of anger issues, plus sometimes he thinks he is better than others so if you are able to pull him off his horse, calm him down, remind him that the others are just as intelligent as he is, I think he secretly loves you for that. He hates his anger issues and how he thinks but he finds it hard to control so having you help him with it makes him feel so close to you.

Alex:

Trying new experiences with him. Now with western things open up to him, Alex wants to try everything and having you with him, experimenting with him, trying these new experiences and helping him through stuff and understand things makes him so happy. Like Andrea, he likes to be babied (mummy issues am I right) but not to the extreme that Andrea likes.

Sebastian:

Unlike a lot of his other characters, Seb knows he is a sub and is proud of it before you even meet him. One routine I imagine is helping him look after his hair. We can all see that he has lovely locks but it can get very messy (and greasy) so like you showering with him and washing his hair, you making him sit down and brush his hair, de-tangle it, he loves it, he loves how gentle you are with his hair, how you always want him to look his best even when he usually isn't.

David:

David can not make decisions, David can not make the right choices, David has no clue what he is doing most of the time. He loves it when you help him with tough decisions, talking it over with him, letting him make the final decision of course but helping him understand things and ensuring he doesn't do something stupid. Always in the evening he will sit down for you after making the two of you dinner and will tell you all his problems and you will offer him advice which he always takes to heart.

Tony:

I feel like even though he is a sub, he provides a lot for you. He will always buy things, spend money on the two of you and he makes you food, though he always says his cooking isn't that good (it is) so if you take him out for the day, maybe take him to a film or the theatre and find a way to pay for it before he can, he enjoys it because he sees how much you care for him and that you are not just with him because of his money and reputation.

[crowleyellestair]

may i request a jaskier x reader smut? one where the reader is being playful and trying to distract him whilst he's working on his songs, so they end up blowing him lol? ok but cranky yet horny!jaskier just makes me go feral for some reason

AN//// I wrote this as a fem! Reader just because it was easier to write (I haven’t written full on smut stuff like this for a long time) But if you would like me to change pronouns, please drop me an ask, specifying. I hope this is good!

Mature content

Song: Lovestruck by Alex Ernst

It had been a while since the trio had stopped at an inn, and Y/n was living. Jaskier had made money through song, Geralt through hunting, but she was a magical healer. Though it didn’t make much as there was most likely a healer already living at any given town, Y/n was also a persuasive pick pocket. Most would frown upon something as that, but she had only ever snuck things from the rich. Of course, she would make exceptions for kindhearted souls that just so happen to make their way to the top of the food chain, even more so justifying her skill.

So, when Geralt had decided he wanted to rest for longer than one night as usual, she had decided to gorge on the high life for the weekend from the mass coin she acquired. Little pouts would come across her every so often however, as Jaskier was preparing. They had stopped in Novigrad, the melting pot of art and people. This would be a great opportunity for Jaskier, the night prior bringing in a lot of coin from the first performance.

But that didn’t sit fully well with Y/n.

They had stopped so they could take a break from work and travel for a weekend. And though listening to Jaskier was one of her favorite things to do, she had other things in mind.

Ever since he had decided to bathe that morning, she’s had him on her mind. She woke to the sight of him getting out, the sun complementing his barely sun kissed skin. The light weaving into his brown locks, giving him a holy glow. He had always been a touch envious of Geralt’s stature, but he was perfect to her. Perfectly broadened shoulders that stood high as he confidently walked through a crowd. Strong forearms from playing his lute, with strong hands to accompany them.

If she were to close her eyes, she could easily feel the callouses on the pads of his fingers as they teased her inner thighs. Jaskier was one for keeping up with skin care, so he would have lotions to try and sooth the roughness of his fingertips- though it would never work, and the soft hands would then mix with the pads deliciously.

But instead of her suggestions, Jaskier sat at the desk in the room, writing things down frantically. Y/n sat there, watching him write, seeing him up. He had sat in only a shirt, and his position giving her a glance at his perfectly round backside. Jaskier hadn’t sat like most at the desk. No, to find a comfortable spot, he was positioned slightly away from the desk, inner foot resting on the bottom drawer he pulled out to rest it on. His knee peaking higher than the other leg that covered him from her prying eyes, but showing her a peak of his inner thigh. His paper rested on the top of the perched leg, Jaskier scribbling furiously.

“Jaskier-.”

“Y/n, my love, I can’t stress this enough. No. We don’t know who could be there tonight, and I want to make sure I’m putting my best out there. And as much as I love- love the feeling of you, I can’t.” She put a familiar pout on, but he didn’t spare her a glance, going back to furiously writing. Her spot on the bed had shifted a while back, her chin resting on her forearms so she could have a comfortable spot to look at him shamelessly.

“But you could find inspiration from a… new adventure.” He looked up with raised brows, skepticism evident. “The adventure being me.” She finished her sentence of with a wink, and she smiled, seeing some resolve break. It dropped quickly as he realized what was happening, him shaking his head and looking down again. “J-.”

“Are you trying to rile me up more than ever before?” He looked up, pointing the end of his quill a her. “Because even if you did, you’d still have to wait. Maybe you’re taking pleasure from this- this game of yours.” She huffed, standing.

“No, I’d be taking pleasure from you touching me. Yet you’re over there, and I’m over here.”

“That’s how it should stay until your calm enough for me to be over there. Don’t think I didn’t see you devouring me the moment you woke up. As much as I find that tempting and downright filthy-.” He stopped when she smirked. “You’re not getting what you want today.” His eyes wracked her body after she stood, shifting in his seat as the look of her got to him. She walked over to him, his blue orbs following her until she situated herself on the floor in front of him. Y/n’s eyes being level with his quickly hardening member.

Her hand slid behind his calf, gently dragging it upwards to settle behind his knee. The leg began to slowly move outwards by her pushing. His legs were spread, open for her to do what she wanted. Jaskier could never really resist her, and he knew his earlier denial would eventually cave if she pushed.

Her fingers gently rubbed circles on his inner thighs, but staying down by his knees. Y/n’s eyes were blown black and the sight went straight to his cock. She didn’t need to break eye contact to know he was twitching in anticipation. Jaskier went to move his propped leg, but her hand held the limb against the desk, the action spreading a blush over him. What she said next solidified the flush.

“Tell me about what you’ve been writing. I know reading it aloud helps you concentrate.” Though he’s given in, he still tries- in vain, to continue his writing.

“I would be able to concentrate better if you would just let me write.” She rolled her eyes, her lip getting caught between her teeth for a moment.

“I’m allowing you to write. I’m doing my own thing- you aren’t touching me, so where’s the harm?” Jaskier was going to protest, but he was cut short at two figures firmly grasping the base of his cock. His breath was caught, head slightly lolling back. He caught himself when she didn’t move her fingers, their gazes meeting again. “Go on bard, tell me what you’ve been writing.” He looked baffled, but her impatient look told him she wasn’t joking. He placed his quill on the table and picked up his many pieces of parchment.

“I don’t want to lose this feeling. My love has to have a mean-meaning.” He stuttered as he felt her tongue swipe over his aching head. He threw a glance at her, noticing she was already looking at his expectantly. Jaskier let out a shaky breath and continued. “You are everything I’d ever n-need. You’re a dream!” This last word morphed into a loud groan as his member disappeared behind her lips, the heat of her mouth traveling through his whole body. Y/n’s tongue swirled around his tip quickly, and unrelentingly. Her grip on the base of his cock never moving, strongly staying put. Her other hand was still occupied by keeping his legs open, feeling the slight shake of his pleasure through her grip on his thigh.

She noticed his head was thrown back as he let out mewls, never being one to cover his sound. She released his cock, going to lick a stripe on the underside from her fingers to the head, then backing away to get his attention. His head snapped to look at her, brows drawn in pleasure and confusion.

“I thought you were trying to concentrate.” He let out a shaky laugh, while shaking his head.

“You’re a minx.”

“And you’re stalling from your work, master bard. You wanted to work so badly, then work. I’ll stop anytime you do, so might as well continue the serenade.” Jaskier let out a huff, trying to bring the parchment back up to focus on the words, and not the hot cavern that went back to sheltering him. His free hand went to her hair, tangling his fingers in the locks. He slowly started to rut as he said his lyrics.

“Y-you give me something to hold…hold onto.” He swallowed hard, blinking fast and trying to concentrate. Y/n started to take more of him as he spoke, his stutters coming in more as her lips met her fingers at his base. “It’s truly you that I belong to-.”

She released him again, leaving him to gently thrust into the air.

“I like that line.” She spoke, then went back to her task. It took Jaskier a moment to find where he was again as Y/n head started moving up and down over his shaft.

“Lovestruck and maybe it’s alright with me, you’re a- you’re a… you’readream.” He forced the words out quickly, having it be followed by a long, low moan. Her fingers finally moved from their spot, moving in tandem with her other movements. Y/n could take all of Jaskier, not needing her fingers, but she moved them opposite of her mouth, adding a different feeling. “Gods, you’re a dream.” His parchment fell from his hand, and it found purchase in her hair like the other. “You feel so damn- fuck.” His gentle thrusts had grown harsher as he could feel his climax rapidly approaching. “So perfect.”

Y/n dropped her fingers, taking the rest of him, and gently swallowing. The pressure mixed with her hand now cupping his balls had sent him over the edge. His whole body tensed, while rapidly arching towards her, head flying back. Y/n swallowed what she could, letting his cock fall from her and she stood, swaying back to the bed. He just looked at her with shinning eyes.

She laid down, looking to him.

“Am I going to have to do this myself too?” Jaskier rushed to her on shaky legs.

He would find inspiration in their little adventure, and it had her blushing as he played the outcome that night. She sunk into her chair as Geralt stared at her with brows raised in bewilderment at the bards newest- lewdest song.

[mymindswriting]

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[wtfdavidsvlogs]

Can I just get one big vlog squad imagine where reader is having a rough day and the squad makes them feel better maybe a party imagine or something similar

Sure girl hear ya are

Cause you had a bad day (V.S)

Warnings: pov being yelled at, drinking, swearing, angst, fluff

“It’s already 6:30, and you had all day to make these look amazing. These spreadsheets look like shit. You’re lazy, worthless, and obviously incompetent. Get your shit together and come back when you get your head out of your ass!” His words stung and made me feel like shit. I had been spending almost two weeks of two to three hour over time working on them. I was expecting a good result. Obviously, like always, my hopes are destroyed. He points at the door gesturing for me to leave.

“I’m sorry, sir.” I stood up to leave as tears finally fell from my eyes.

“Y/N,” He said gaining my attention again. I turn and quickly wiped the tears from my face.

“Yes sir?” I said with a quiet voice.

“You can actually just go home early today, and bring your things with you. We won’t be needing you here anymore.” He said without blinking. My mouth falls open and I let out a sob. I turn and leave his office quickly. I cover my mouth as I quickly speed walk to my desk to quickly get my things. People were already staring at me like I was insane. I tried to keep my eyes on what I was doing. It was hard when you could hear them talking about me five feet away from me as if I couldn’t hear them. I stood up infuriation the only emotion in mind.

“Cassandra, you have no fucking right to be talking about me when we all know that you don’t mind putting out for Hammond. Nick, you best keep your mouth shut before I whip my fucking phone at your thick head, you fake judgmental prick. And Angela, do you want to leave so that you’ll be spared or would you rather I bake your life, as well?” I stood there as all of their faces were etched with disgust and disbelief. I turn back around and grab the box I had with me full of my things. They all silently go back to work and I walk out of the office. I adjust my shirt and press the elevator button. I rotate my shoulder in order to raise the loosened, pesky strap. I groan with more frustration. I finally step into the elevator and press 1. The doors suddenly start to close slowly. I was carried down and put on the first floor. I exited the building and I was on the streets of downtown LA at night. Without any warning a semi truck comes down the streets and runs over the curb filled with the previous days rain water. I, thank God, was slashed head to toe in the filthy water. I gasp at the temperature. I was in shock that my day had already gone this badly. I went to sit on the bench as I felt more tears prick my eyes, this time more so from embarrassment. I take out my phone from my purse but to no avail, it was dead and there was not a single charger in sight. I hadn’t memorized any of their numbers so I couldn’t call them even if I did have access to a phone. So I just start walking. The drive was about fifteen minutes so I should be home in like two and a half maybe three hours tops.

I had been walking for about ten minutes until I saw a rambunctious little French Bulldog. I smiled at it and he started barking and getting all up in my business. It’s owner was desperately trying to get a hold of him. The french i’ve grabbed a hold of the fringes of my jeans and started ripping and running. My pant leg shortly was being torn up the side stopping at about my mid thigh. It’s owner finally caught him and deeply apologized. I looked down and about two feet up my leg was this giant strip of my pants gone. I sigh and look at the sky. I blinked as I suddenly felt a droplet of water hit my forehead.

“You are absolutely fucking joking. There is no way it’s raining right now. It started down pouring the very next second. My jaw falls open. It could not get worse than this I thought to myself. I kept trudging. No matter what, I just wanted to see my friends. The rain never let up, it rained for hours. All of my things slowly were being covered in water. It felt like I was going to just keep walking forever. It felt almost therapeutic. I could just gaze off and I didn’t have to focus on the pain I was feeling in my feet already. At this point I was just over half way finished with the trek I was on. I was crossing by a local park when I slipped on the smooth part of the side walk and my knees were the first thing to get impact. Bruised and bleeding I stood up and winced. I walked it off and kept going. The pain throbbing through out my knee like a fire in the dry wilderness. I only had about 45 minutes left of my journey. This is finally the home stretch, I thought. Of course, as it has been proven, I jinxed it. I finally started getting more towards the hills. With living in the hills however, when it rains, mud is your best friend. Mud will be anywhere that you don’t want it exactly when you don’t need it to be there. Like right now. My shoe slipped outward from under me and I fell into grass. Or what I thought was grass. I stood up and viewed what I was laying in. How about a 6 foot wide hole of straight wet nearly black mud? Oh yeah, I’d love to have that cascading down my back. I let out a yell of frustration. Yet, I kept walking. I was only about a half a mile away at this point. I was slow. My feet were dragging my eyes were heavy from crying and my face was droopy. My hair and clothes were just dripping. My knees were about to give let alone my poor destroyed feet in these overly expensive flats. I had finally reached David’s gate. I put in the code to open it and I immediately closed it. I trudge up to the door and rest my head on it as I knocked on the glass. I suddenly see Natalie stand up and walk towards the door. She looks up and see me standing there looking the way I do. She lets out a scream until she finally sees who I am. She quickly opens the door. I feel the warmth of an actual home again. I could finally discard these horrendous shoes. The rest of them had also stood up and were just staring at me. Without saying a word, I set my destroyed little box on the ground. I walk over to the kitchen to grab a red bull. I close the fridge as I cracked it open and took a couple of sips. I look back at all of them.

“Wanna tell us what the fuck happened to you, doll?” Jeff said before anybody.

“I was fired from my job. I screamed at three of my coworkers in front of 75+ people. I was hit with runoff water by a semi. I had to walk three hours to get back here cause I had no phone. I had my pants ripped by the cutest dog I’ve ever fucking seen. Then it started raining, more like down pouring nonstop. I scraped and bruised both of my knees. I fell into a huge thing of mud. My shoes are fucked. I’m sore, I’m upset and all I wanna do is shower and hang out with you guys for the night if that’s okay.” I said tears threatening to spill for the sixtieth time. My eyes were hurting at this point.

“Why didn’t you call one of us? We would have gotten you.” Zane said.

“Phone was dead and I didn’t have a charger or money to buy one.” I replied. “I just want to have a good night with you guys tonight is that okay? It’s literally all I have wanted since I left today.” They all nodded and I walked to the main bathroom. I finally turned on the hot water and discarded my clothes. The sopping wet dirty clothes that had been clinging to my skin making me freezing for hours. I stepped into the stream of hot water and sighed as relief overcame my body. The dirt running off of me, my body feeling warm. I spent 20 minutes in there.

“Nat, do you mind if I borrow some clothes I have nothing with me right now.” I yelled not fully opening the door and exposing myself. She came back five minutes later with a crop top and sweats. I threw my hair up and finally stepped out of the bathroom. Everyone there smiling at me. Zane and David moves so that I’d have a spot on the couch.

“Thank you.” I said quietly sitting down. I laid my head back and sighed at the relief from my feet finally not being in use.

“If you don’t mind me asking, Y/N. Why were you fired?” Jason asked.

“It seems like it was about these spreadsheet I was supposed to finish and have organized correctly but like always something was off. You know what, Hammond is a God Damn bully! After everything I have done for him and to protect his company from tanking, I should be the fucking CEO at this point! That motherfucker spends 20% of the company’s monthly earnings on drugs, alcohol, and strippers for his monthly ‘conference calls’ with other heads of the different branches. All of them are rich, scummy, lazy, entitled pieces of human fucking waste! The spreadsheets that I had spent my personal work time and nearly 15 hours of my overtime all for him to scream in my face that I’m lazy, worthless, and incompetent and then firing me. I am one of the best employees he has had in 20 years. I was being worked like a dog for days and weeks on end. All while being completely alone in the office due to the judgmental assholes that would eat shit straight out of Hammonds ass if it meant they kept their job.” I yelled about everything. Every part of working in that hell hole of a job. All of them shaking their head listening to the crude and annoying behavior of my old boss.

“I just don’t know what the fuck I’m gonna do now, you know. I have to make house and car payments in a couple days and my last check will not even remotely be enough to cover it.” I said rubbing my head.

“Don’t you worry your pretty little head about that part of things. I got you covered.” David said to me.

“David. No. I can’t take money from you.” I said not wanting to have to ultimately need to pay him back at some point.

“Y/N. You are our friend, I will take care of you for however long you need until you can start working again. No question.” David said holding my shoulders and looking me directly in the eye. I closed my eyes, reluctantly accepting his offer. “Perfect now that that is settled. I want to drink and Y/N I know for a fact you do too after your day honey.” Todd said with Zane backing him up. A smile comes to my face.

“Fuck yes.”

[hithisischris]

Writing the smutty part of a story is so unmotivating and not bc it’s uncomfortable but bc I don’t want to sound like a douche

[emaliasdead]

hi all!! here's my writing list!

VLOG SQUAD:

Carly Incontro

Erin Gilfoy

Natalie Mariduena

Corinna Kopf

David Dobrik

Alex Ernst

Zane Hijazi

Scotty Sire

Toddy Smith

Heath Hussar

Jeff Wittek

Cody Padrino (he's not technically in the vs and I have to get his character down but he is a sweetie and I love him, okay?)

TRAPHOUSE/TFIL:

Elton Castee

Sam Golbach

Brennen Taylor

Colby Brock

Jake Webber

Mike's Dead

I WILL WRITE:

smut

fluff

angst

pretty much anything :)

and blurbs!! they're so cute and small I love them

I can try and write ships but I don't know how good it'll come out!

[imagines-on-people]

MASTERLIST

** = smut

DAVID DOBRIK

 Being David’s assistant

 Being David’s assistant (PART 2)

 Being David’s assistant (PART 3)

 Having fun in the Tesla

 Missing you (David x little sister)

 It’s so cozy (Missing you part 2)

 Something more

 Crush

What’s wrong?

 Mile high club **

 I got you (David x Natalie)

Precious

ILYA FEDOROVICH 

 I’m not drinking any more, or any less

 I’m not drinking any more, or any less (PART 2)

DMITRIY KONOVALOV (DIMA)

Make me **

Sweet **

Do I need to remind you? **

ALEX ERNST

 Being Alex’s secret girlfriend

SONNY CARISI

 Comfort