#alenowen

[real-total-drama-takes]

forget Alenoaheather

Alenowen

it's Nowen but with Alejandro

[perpetualexistence]

No, clearly the solution is to ship Alenowen.

keep seeing a lot of animosity between alenoah and nowen shippers. i think we should cut out the middleman and all start shipping aleowen instead.

[janucat10]

🌟Alenowen!!! Luv them sm

[saccgiriangel]

OWEN FOR THE HEADCANNON THINGS

Sexuality Headcanon:

BISEXUAL KING OFC

Gender Headcanon:

big trans man he/him pronouns

A ship I have with said character:

nowen, dowen/duncowen, aleowen, alenowen, ozzy and geowen!!

A BROTP I have with said character:

I know i ship them but Noah and him are of my favs friendships of the show! I like too his hate/love dynamic with Heather and his friendship with Gwen (+ Lindsay and Trent)

A NOTP I have with said character:

Honestly none, i dont have many ships with him but i cant think in an one who i hate or i really dislike

A random headcanon:

He knows how to play Chess thanks to his father although he never remembers the names of the pieces but that does not mean he is a bad player.

General Opinion over said character:

I LOVE HIM!! yes, i dont like very much the fart jokes but its more the fault of the writers than the character /srs

Owen is a character who (aside from his food jokes and farts) I quite enjoyed having on screen at all times, his personality and moments in general as well as all his relationships and friendships he has with the other contestants have endeared him to me throughout the show. He is a character who fulfills his stereotype well and who as the show progressed has given the best of him. I definitely consider him a great character that you can easily get attached to and I would probably not mind having him as my friend.

[td-rarepairs]

Alenowen 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡/POS

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[azzyzazzy]

I love shape and color dynamics so much and you're telling me Alenowen's BOTH!?

AND IT'S A TOXIC LOVE TRIANGLE?

Thinking about Alenowen… toxic yaoi love triangle ever… hmmn

[tdbowie]

Owen for the headcanon thing :]

owen :]

Sexuality Headcanon: total drama's very own bicon!!

Gender Headcanon: cis and is the ultimate trans ally look at him

A ship I have with said character: one of my favouritest teedee ships ever is nowen. they're very silly to me <3 what if we were both reality tv pros...... and we kissed.... 😳 and we're both boys 😳 imo nowen is the best ship for both characters, nowen SWEEP!!!

A BROTP I have with said character: team escope and owen!

A NOTP I have with said character: hmm idk i guess i didn't like the whole blaineley thing in world tour

A random headcanon: not a headcanon exactly but we need a world tour rewrite with an alenowen love triangle but noah and alejandro both like owen please and thankyou

General Opinion over said character: i've always liked owen!! his win in island was fun and he should've been in all stars :) society if owen camzoke team up >>

[total-ass]

alenowen is on the mind tonight. we can combine the two best noah ships to get the best of both worlds. noah deserves a boyfriend who can go toe to toe with him strategically, and a boyfriend who goes out of his way to make him laugh with dumb shit. not to say that alejandro WOULDNT make noah laugh because he absolutely would. i just think they have distinct vibes that go really well with noah, and he absolutely cares about both of them a ton, even in canon. like we can all see how he’s drawn to alejandro and how his and owen’s dynamic is so special right. for a guy who plays at being detached, the dude cares. idk. thoughts.

[alenoah]

yknow what? nowen this, alenoah that, why not alenowen?

pixie I know you sent this ask 😳

personally its just not my cup of tea. I like noah and owen as ✨boy best friends✨ the most, but I really can’t ship Alejandro and Owen. Alejandro just Does Not Like Owen and you know I’m a sucker for vitriol 😔

[td-hateblog]

why don’t more people talk about the alenowen love triangle throughout world tour

[real-total-drama-takes]

alenowen so real. nowen happens first obv and they have an open relationship because of ozzy. eventually ozzy breaks up but owen notices noah kinda likes al that way and who can blame him? dude's charismatic and good looking. so owen plays cringefail matchmaker between alejandro and noah. it fails big time but does start the conversation of adding al to their sitch. that happens and owen is so happy bc noah is happy. eventually alejandro stops thinking of owen like he does in wt because owen is yknow genuinely very kind and loving. but al feels he could never say anything bc of how he's treated owen in the past. they talk and become good friends until alejandro catches FEELINGS! and this time noahs the one doing the cringefail matchmaking (mostly spurred on by izzy) owen is surprised but reciprocates, the end. alenowen SWEEP!!!!

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[total-drama-brainrot]

TD World Tour AU, where Noah is Chris’s Assistant from the start of World Tour, instead of a contestant ... Alejandro tries to charm Noah, like Alejandro had charmed Chef, but Noah is immune to his charms... What if Assistant Noah still told Owen that Alejandro is like 'an eel dipped in grease' and Alejandro CAN'T get rid of Assistant Noah for saying that?... Would they have a weird frenemy relationship for the rest of the show?... With Alejandro sometimes teasingly flirting with Noah, like he does with Heather? 😘

In my take on an Assistant Noah AU, Noah would be entirely immune to Alejandro's charm, not because he's switched on to The Archvillain's true colours (which, he is, but I digress) but because Assistant Noah is The Saltiest Bitch.

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Imagine with me, for a moment, that you've landed yourself a pretty sweet gig; you're the personal assistant of an A-list celebrity who's only real job at the moment is hosting and directing one (1) reality TV show. The pay is really good and the job itself comes with a tonne of benefits, plus it's the perfect position for you to develop networks within the business (Noah canonically mentions "working his way up this 'biz", implying he has a desire to continue in the field of showbusiness).

Now imagine with me that said celebrity is Chris McLean, renown sadist and all-around disaster of a man. This guy absolutely pawns off the majority of his work onto you, meaning it falls onto your shoulders to; corral the on-set interns into some semblance of competency, make sure that each challenge is properly set up and ready to go, make sure Chris himself is set up and ready to go, and put up with regular coffee run requests. That's a lot of work for one 16~17 year old, even if you are a certified genius.

You're overworked, sleep-deprived and two seconds away from snapping at the nearest intern at any given moment.

And then, during the filming of the latest season, the guy you hand picked to star in the non-existent "Total Drama Dirtbags" (mostly because he was better looking than his brother, who also applied) tries to charm and flirt his way into you giving him advantages in the competition- or at the very least, trick you into divulging information on their next challenge. It's as if he thinks you're somehow not aware of the fact that he's a total scumbag, despite knowing you work on the show and therefore have seen both his acts of sabotage and the confessions in which he plots them.

Suffice to say, you're kind of insulted. I mean, really? Flirting? You don't even have time for something as trivial as a relationship, or even a fling! There's challenges to set up, international negotiations to suffer through, and unpaid interns to boss around- your schedule's booked!

And yet he keeps flirting with you, even after you've snubbed him multiple times. At this point you're pretty sure it's become a point of wounded pride for him, instead of the game tactic it started as; after all, his charms have worked on pretty much everyone on the cast, what makes you so different?

Eventually, as the herd thins, you decide to warn your best friend (who's somehow miraculously remained in the competition, despite his 'team leader's' obvious dislike of him) about Alejandro's less-than-noble intentions. Owen misconstrues your selfless act of solidarity as a sign of jealousy, or god forbid 'denial of your feelings', towards Alejandro. Which, what? No, that's not it at all! The one time you try to be a good friend and this is how you're repaid?

Alejandro overhears this, unfortunately, and seems to take the fact that you're not fooled by his obviously fake mask as some sort of personal affront. Of course, as the person who's essentially running the show, there's not much he can do to you besides carry on being the nuisance he is- which is exactly what he does, but more.

Suddenly, his flirting from before seems like nothing, because now he's really trying to get under your skin with that same plastic charm; it's like he took the dial to his natural flirtatiousness and turned it to eleven. It's annoying. And worse, it's getting in the way of your work flow.

You'd love to stage his elimination, but you know the public outcry from his untimely departure from the show would outweigh the relief of being rid of him, so you resolve to do as you have been; ignoring Alejandro until he gets bored. (That's easier said than done- he's really good at getting under your skin, like the thorns on a rose bush.)

To make matters Even Worse, your elusive appearances on the show- as Chris' personal assistant it would be impossible to avoid the cameras entirely, but you'd bribed the editing team to cut as much of your unwitting footage from the final edit as they could- paired with your 'entertaining dynamic' with Alejandro has the viewers clambering for more, so now you're obligated to act as a de facto co-host alongside your boss.

So now you're stuck having to at least acknowledge Alejandro, if only to give the editors something to work with. Great.

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At least, that's what my take on an Assistant Noah AU would entail.🤷‍♀️

[marrfixated]

Thinking about Alenowen… toxic yaoi love triangle ever… hmmn

[real-total-drama-takes]

alenowen love triangle world war rewrite

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[real-total-drama-takes]

…is everyone done talking about “no corn” or whatever? we are? great! anyway world tour au with an alenowen love triangle instead of the bs we got in canon. also no more cringe hetero plot lines for team amazon. make them all lesbians. even cody, who is a lesbian for tyler

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[total-ass]

Why are we, as a community, shipping Owen with Alejandro and Alenowen in general when JUSTIN is right the fuck there???? Justnowen supremacy 2k21