#alcohol ////

[accessible-tumbling]

ID: A screenshot of a Twitter post, cropped to only show text and a meme. The text reads: "me: im so tired and my mental health is deteriorating

me to me: get drunk. get so fucking drunk"

The meme is a screenshot of Kermit the frog, a green muppet, facing another Kermit the frog muppet who is wearing a black hoodie obscuring his face.

End ID.

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

Dead Reckoning (John Cromwell, 1947)

[satanfemme]

I don't play games like PS3

[gavamont]

Drink my potion derived from vermouth

Sweet and dry and ever so smooth

Gives you the courage to climb your roof

Not really drunk, it’s rather low proof

But it’s complex and herbal for recreational use

My sweet potion derived from vermouth

[mrorel]

After they removed the alcohol, I had to go to vodka.

Listerine, 1971

Theme Week: Black Ads 🧑🏾‍🦱

[bambibaebi]

Hickies. That’s it, that’s the tweet.

[elronds-library]

Dancing with my punchlines

by LiveOakWithMoss (@imindhowwelayinjune)

In which the sons of Fëanor throw house parties, the beer is terrible, 20-something hipster elves act like their drama is as bad as it is in canon, and macking on cousins is fair game. 75% banter, 20% soap opera, 5% fratty humor; 100% dramamonsters. I regret nothing.

Mature, No Archive Warnings

Words: 319,563

[tonguetyd]

Trying the egg substitution out after I’m done wooing myself with leftover pasta and wine that is SURPRISINGLY not skunked!!

I also got The Jumpsuit™️ on and am indeed wooing myself

[sweetdreamspootypie]

Do not quit alcohol cold turkey

Do not suddenly stop drinking alcohol as a new years resolution if you have been consistently using alcohol most days

Your body gets used to the presence of the alcohol as a sedative in your system

Suddenly removing the sedative you are chemically accustomed to is like suddenly removing the wall you are leaning on - you will topple over

You brain electricity gets overexcited

This causes seizures

This causes sudden onset dementia (Wernicke's encephalopathy)

This causes brain damage

If you use alcohol often (even in moderate amounts)

Or in large amounts

Or you have ever noticed you get shakey tremors and anxious when you stop drinking

Then your body is chemically dependant and you need to be very careful coming off alcohol otherwise you will cause brain damage

Slowly wean down the amount you drink over days or weeks

Talk to a doctor about your goals to quit and ask about support options

Medically supported withdrawal is a lot safer

If alcohol withdrawal goes badly there is a 15% chance it will kill you.

Do not go this alone

You deserve to be safe

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

as newspapers today dont tend to hire children, a modern day Tintin would run a clickbait YouTube channel, except the clickbait is 100% real every single time

he starts off as an irritating conservative pundit at 14, meets Chang then leaves the think tank paying him and launches his own independent channel and blows up shortly after. Chang helps with video editing and managing his socials and they often chat on video calls between adventures. Haddock, his foster dad, has absolutely no knowledge of his earlier videos.

[curioscurio]

[punkitt-is-here]

awesome drink coolstyle

[galactic-glossolalia]

I've noticed at a lot of the social stuff I go to now, I'm one of the few there who doesn't drink, and I was reminded of the smoking poll. So now I'm curious.

(See below poll for some notes)

*"regularly" meaning you drink even when there's no occasion to motivate it. Basically, not just social drinking.

**If you've had alcohol before but don't drink anymore for any reason, choose no.

This is a ZERO JUDGMENT poll! Every answer is equally valid, and you DO NOT have to explain your answer if you don't want to!