#alchemy of souls incorrect quotes

[gossamerorigins]

Jang Uk.

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

Park Jin: Jang Uk is banned from Songrim!

Jang Uk: Fine. I'll go hang out with my murderous, soul-shifting master. Like her better anyway.

Park Jin: What?

Jang Uk: What?

[a-depressed-mouse]

Cho Yeong/Mu-Deok/Jin Bu-Yeon: this is my boyfriend Jank Uk and his boyfriend The Crown Prince.

Jang Uk: he’s not my boyfriend.

Crown Prince: I’m the Crown Prince. Shut Up.

[skyeconch]

Ganondorf : We could form a beautiful relationship where we benefit from each other. o( ❛ᴗ❛ )o

Y/N with weapon in hand : Not interested. (＃`Д´)

Ganondorf : If you do not want to be my master…

Ganondorf : You could be my betrothed instead. (◕‿◕)♡

[gossamerorigins]

Jin Bu-yeon: coming back from the dead, might have left my abilities somewhat impaired. My hearing is just fine if you have something to say, say it to my face.

Jin Ho-gyeong: We don’t like you. Now shut up and help us.

Jin Bu-yeon: fair enough.

On this Episode of Derek Hale Once Said:

Peter: Coming back from the dead might have left my abilities somewhat impaired, my hearing is just fine. If you have something to say,say it straight to my face.

Derek: We don't like you. Now shut up and help us

Peter: fair enough

[waitlexist]

Please tell us about your OCs!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ahem. thank you kind sir(or ma’am/whateveryourprefer but sir is the silliest).

The only pictures I have of them are from Picrew/Random image searching (I am TERRIBLE at drawing, despite my own wishes)

But because I have like 18 million OCs(it’s actually only like 15 but they al have piles of lore AAAAA) I’ll only do the two seen in my bio!

These characters are from the Reaper World. They are my own creation, so please do not steal my babies! <3

The Reaper World is a separate dimension from Earth.

When every human dies, their souls can go either three ways. The blissful afterlife, where their souls enjoy eternal happiness. The pits of Hell, where the cruelest souls suffer for eternity. And for the (un)lucky souls who are deemed worthy by Reapers are taken to the Reaper World as souls.

Souls are (essentially) slaves. They work, unpaid, for rebirth. Due to their privileges, all Reapers are nobility. And, well, why would they use anything except free labor? And if they mess up? Simply add a few years to their labor. Who’s going to stop them? The Queen of the Star Kingdom couldn’t care less.

The rest of the world population consists of rebirthed souls. Sirens, elves, humans, Wildfolk, the like.

Blake and Luna are members of the Rebellion, led by exiled Princess Marianne Ambers.

Blake Langstan is a regular human. Ha, just kidding. Blake is a Soulburner, which is someone who expends their lifespan to cast powerful magic. For the most part, Blake is a regular mage. Minus when he needs to expend a year or two off his life to prevent casualties in battles— I mean, he is a Squad Leader, and part of Marianne’s trusted circle, so he IS responsible for all of those lives. Even if Marianne insists he shouldn’t be using his life. Blake is somewhat of a kuudere. But also not. I mean, no one’s ever really given him love before. His sister has, but it’s familial love, and he sees her once every month or two. He pushes and pushes Luna away, but for whatever reason, she keeps coming back— and for whatever reason, her silly flirts make his heart skip a beat. He hates it.

Luna (future) Langstan, is Blake’s best friend and Blake right hand woman, really. She’s so dependable! I mean, at only twenty, she’s mastered alchemy, gardening, moon and nature magic, shapeshifting, sewing, and knitting! (And nobody has bothered to question it. At all.) The half-elf woman sticks to Blake’s side like glue. She’s definitely NOT in love with him(it’s completely obvious to everyone except Blake himself). She adores him. In fact, almost everyone in camp can agree she is simply more *alive* around him than anyone else. He makes her smile like no one else, just for being around. She always acts confident, flirty, and all smiley. She’s definitely not lying to herself, and she definitely doesn’t have any trauma. Her family? Oh, yes, they’re alive. They live on a happy farm, of course.

And now, some incorrect quotes to explain them and their (totally platonic) relationship better:

Blake: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

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Jane: This totally sucks, man.

Blake: Yeah, this is horrible.

Jane: I mean, yeah, look at today's news.

Blake: No, it's not that. It's Luna.

Blake: It's just like, I can't get her out of my head and every time I look at her I have pains in my chest, and I just know it's her fault, that bitch!

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Luna, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

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Blake: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Luna, wearing her glasses: has anyone seen my glasses?? I can't find them, and I'm practically blind without them.

Blake: That one. I want that one.

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Luna: What are you in the mood for?

Blake: World domination.

Luna: That's a bit ambitious.

Blake: You are my world.

Luna: Aww...

Blake:

Luna:

Blake:

Luna, slowly turning red: o h

-

Luna: so fuck me if I'm wrong but 1+1 is 3 right?

Blake: No, it's two.

Luna: begins undressing

Blake: WAIT

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Blake: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Luna: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Blake: But you're always acting stupid?

Luna:

Luna: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

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Blake: Alright, I'll go get the wedding cake.

Luna: Ok! I'll go check on the ring bear.

Blake: You mean bearER right?

Luna:

Blake:

Luna:

Blake: Please tell me you did not bring a bear to our wedding—

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Oh my god this didn’t even put a dent in the quotes I have saved ONLY for them (I have eight thousand words of quotes AAAAAAA)

These are my babies and I love them. I would kill to be in Luna’s place. PLEASE feel free to ask more about them, or any other characters mentioned in this post!

[gossamerorigins]

Jang Uk (drops to one knee)

Mudeok: Oh my gosh, it’s finally happening!

Jang Uk (topples over)

Mudeok: The poison is kicking in!

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

Jang Uk: I have 30,000 in gold.

Dang-Gu: I'm rich too! (directed at Cho-yeon)

Jin Cho-yeon: *looks at Dang-gu in admiration*

Jang Uk: See, I just left all my reward money here. My only expenses are black and silver identical outfits and really strong liquor, what did I need it for?

Bu-yeon: *stares in astonishment* This is the same guy who said I was cheated buying a fan?

Dang-Gu: You could have at least put it in the bank! *exasperated arm movements*

Jang Uk: That seemed like work.

[tansu-bomb]

Yeong regains her memories & is still sulking about Jin BuYeon’s petite physique over drinks at Chiseonworu.

Cho Yeong (fake-sobs): I used to be so strong, so tall that I towered over most men. Now, my husband is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Ju Wol (gulps down a peg): Punch him in the stomach. When he doubles over, kiss him.

GoWon (perks his head up like a turtle): Dump him. FYI — I am not as tall, you know.

Seo Yul (raises his hands up in defense): Leave me out of this conversation.

Jin Cho Yeon (brims with evil excitement): Onnie, why don’t you tackle him with that move you helped me practice last week?

Park DangGu (confused baby): What! What move?!

Jang Uk (sighs exasperatedly as he enters): Just ask me to lean down.

[akinatrix]

Jang Uk telling Dang gu that Mudeok likes Yul as a joke:

Jang Uk whenever Mudeok and Yul have a moment

[gossamerorigins]

always reblog AOS memes.

[mimi123meg]

Heo yeom's daughter: Jang Uk is nice though

Literally everyone else: istg we are talking about 2 different people

[gossamerorigins]

Park Jin: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Mudeok: Literally or figuratively?

Park Jin: I have to specify?

[gossamerorigins]

Ju-Wol: Ooh, somebody has a crush!

Mudeok: Tch. I don't have a crush on Jang Uk. I just think he’s cool. It's not like I stay up at night thinking about him.

*Later that night*

Mudeok, very much awake: Uh oh.

[gossamerorigins]

If I was born as a blackthorn tree

I'd wanna be felled by you

Held by you

Fuel the pyre of your enemies

I tried to find a contemporary parallel for Hozier's NFWMB for research purposes (a fan edit), but something was always amiss. Until I discovered Alchemy of Souls and this mf right here

Adding this part of the season 2 poster just because, good lord.

[gossamerorigins]

Mudeok: I don’t know how to flirt, so I’m just going to glare at you until we get married.

Jang Uk, getting down on one knee: Oh my god, it’s working.