#album slaps idc

[rebornrosess]

sorry u think the album is bad but have u considered maybe glass animals only make music for gay people with undiagnosed mental health issues and strained familial relations and who are also a little weird about sex idk

[littelestvic]

I might be killed for saying this but there is something so smart about opening your (arguably worst) new album with "this isn't rock and roll, this is music for children"

[seagreenstardust]

The album Phantoms by Marianas Trench is so bkdk coded!!!!!

Only the Lonely Survive, Don’t Miss Me, Glimmer, I Knew You When, Death of Me, UGH THEY’RE ALL SO GOOD

He’ll never scar you like I do, but he’ll never know you, not the way that I know you

Can we forgive and forget, can we lay to rest, can we catch a breath

Never more to leave here, you should never be here, I know my love can be the killing kind

!!!!!

[elderwisp]

ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔯𝔬𝔬𝔪 𝔴𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔰𝔩𝔢𝔢𝔭

[ningtual]

tbz are the prime example in that if you're hot enough you can pull off anything no matter how bad it is (the entirety of phantasy era)

[to-thelakes]

IT JUST OCCURED TO ME SPOTIFY WRAPPED SEASON IS NEARLY UPON US

[theairc0nditionednightmare]

i saw someone say that grind is the worst alice in chains song, and tbh? jail for a thousand years for such a bad take

[torchickentacos]

listening to Blunt Force Concussion by The Dirty Nil on repeat again>>>>

[nexo-nex]

this song is so madeline hatter core

[roryzlittles1ut]

Euronymous (Rory Culkin) head canons

SFW:

He wears his corpse face paint even when he’s not at a concert or a photoshoot. You see it nearly all the time since he really loves the paint.

He makes you sit on his lap. He LOVES it when you sit on his lap, so he can just wrap his arms around you and have a nice time.

Neck kisses! He always kisses your neck, even gives you a hickey once in a while. It really gets him off, knowing that you have his mark on you.

He would definitely give you sneak peeks of his new albums. Since you’re his partner, and biggest fan, he lets you know before it comes out, and he asks for your opinion.

He sometimes cooks for you and him. He isn’t the greatest chef, and he’s quite messy. Mostly he just orders take out, or he has you cook.

“What? Me? Cook? Sweetheart, do you remember what happened last time I cooked?”

He’s a cat person (idc he is). So he’ll play with your cat if you have one. He especially loves black cats, since he loves the color black anyways.

NSFW:

He’s a softdom, but when you want it, he’ll be a dom. Oh boy, he’s rough. He doesn’t hold back at all, he’ll keep going until you’re begging for mercy.

Loves doggystyle. As he’s fucking you, he loves slapping your ass and pulling your hair back just to look into your eyes. He also puts his hand on your hips/waist.

“Holy fuck, good girl/boy. Taking my cock so well. Ooh..you look so hot like this. So sexy.”

Øystein absolutely loves your moans. He will always nearly giggle over them. He really enjoys hearing the cries and noises you make, even if you guys aren’t fucking.

Male! He seems like the person to stroke your cock as he’s fucking the life out of you. He wants you to cum with him, and to tease you. He’s a huge tease anyways. He will also pull out and start sucking your cock too.

Fem! He rubs your clit as he rails into you, pussy or ass. It doesn’t matter. He loves it when you squirm too. He doesn’t stop talking about it, even after when you guys are done.

Aftercare would be so nice. He’ll just cuddle you and kiss your neck or lips, telling you how good you were for him and just praising you.

10-11 inch king 🧎‍♀️(I need it.)

When he’s about to cum, be prepared. He’ll go as fast as he could, not thinking about stopping at all. Øystein barely gets tired during sex, and the fastest he’ll go is when he’s about to hit his orgasm.

“Fuck! I’m gonna cum! Let me cum in you. I want you to scream my name. Oh..don’t cry. You can take it. Almost there, baby. Holy shit you’re so cute~!”

[lee-writes-things]

☆ the hawthorne brothers+ avery, max, libby, rebecca, and thea during the eras tour ☆

a/n: co-written by @nutellani and i. this was originally just going to be stored in my notes app because i had a big brain thought but then i decided that tumblr doesn't have enough tig content and i needed to help change that. i got stumped on a few things, so i of course asked my lovely mutual nova for some assistance <3 (tysm!!)

aaaanway, enough about that, here you go:

they obvi went to the concert in texas. they probably got tickets for both arlington and houston bc rich people yk

nash wore a sparkly cowboy hat and so did libby

(idc what you say, in my head, he likes glitter and i will stand on that hill)

in fact they all wore sparkly cowboy hats (xander forced grayson), but nash and libby's were matching

grayson ofc is wearing all black, very rep era but he's secretly a lover girl at heart. he also likes midnights because let's face it- who doesn't??

but everyone convinced him to get his jacket embroidered with "ts" and a few snakes along the sleeves and back to pull together the whole rep look

i don't think i finished talking about nash and libby?? anyway, matching sequin cowboy hats, nash wore a flannel with patches from different albums

him and libby spent a whole night designing it

libby wore a tee shirt from the midnights album

and the night before, nash and libby painted her favorite lyrics on some black cargo pants and some cute lil doodles

nash totally wrote N+L on one of the pockets inside a big red heart because i said so

very cute couple moment

thea is in her rep era because she's a badass so she wore all black with some maroon to make her outfit pop, she got her nails done and everything

girl was drop dead gorgeous

rebecca went with a more simplistic look, lavender flowly dress just under the knee, with a cardigan. yes, the cardigan. rebecca gives off very mellow and soft vibes so i think that's why she went with an evermore themed outfit

now, onto avery. i think her favorite albums is midnights and rep because of the vibe of the songs and overall it is just SO HER and i feel like she wore a shirt with the midnights album cover on it. she also wrote her favorite lyrics from the album on the front of the shirt with a fabric pen or something of the sort. i can also see her wearing a rep outfit too tho!! she is rich so since she could go to two concerts and wear both outfits ig lol

jameson is a total swiftie!! xander is too but we'll get to that next this boy would really like 1989 and a good handful of songs from lover because they remind him of avery

he would wear something 1989 themed but also something sorta flashy, i think

now moving onto max

she for sure loves the love triangle in folklore/evermore but also enjoys midnights

she radiates night owl energy because she'll stay up until 4am to finish a really good plot twisty dark romance novel and the whole track (midnights 3am edition) reminds her of her favorite ships. she makes edits and you can't convince me otherwise. although max does love evermore, she would totally love speak now era taylor and therefore would wear that really pretty purple sparky dress on the album cover!!

xander totally bought it for her

and with max looking like a literal princess, he would be mad blushing

and when he snaps out of his daze, he would tell her how pretty she is because let's face it- max is beautiful

now, as mentioned before, xander is a hardcore swiftie and i will always think this

he is a lover lover, so definitely went with a hat of the colors on the album

totally bitch-slapped toxic masculinity in the face by wearing pretty pastels

and definitely had the jacket from the yntcd MV!!

their favorite eras (and moments i suppose) on tour:

nash: debut, fearless

we love his nomad cowboy vibes

he also definitely vibes along with whatever libby likes too because he's down bad-

anyway

grayson: red

definitely shed a few tears during all too well ten minute version even though he tried to hide it

cus it reminded him of emily

i hate her with a passion

this isn't about her though

he loved the song and performance for 22 since he's in his 20's and his family is always telling him to loosen up

attending this concert definitely helped him

jameson: 1989

screaming along to style for sure!! me and nova were talking a bit about how he fits the description-

Exhibit A, "you got that James Dean daydream look in your eyes" is so him!!

Exhibit B, because i said so

me and nova totally weren't fangirling over this, i have no idea what you're talking about-

xander: lover

xander fs would start dancing with max and singing softly when taylor sang lover

and nash caught it all on camera

such a cute candid moment

i love xander+max with everything in me

libby: midnights

more specifically, WCS because she could relate to "give me back my girlhood, it was mine first"

fuck drake

i know that she wasn't a teen when they were in a relationship but she was still young, and he was toxic asf

aaaanyway, she would also love when tay performed vigilante shit

tay slayed so hard (i had to tell myself to turn down the gay because my mom and sister were at the concert with me lmao)

everyone felt things when taylor did that performance, to say the least

ik thea and practically everyone else would be in awe~

thea: reputation

would scream along to don't blame me

and she would sound amazing because there's nothing she can't do bffr

and rebecca would be like "damn how'd i get so lucky"

thea would also love karma from midnights because i feel like she's the type of person to not give af about other people and their opinions cus she knows that bad things are coming their way

"me and karma vibe like that" is so her

but she could also shit talk and stand her ground (and also fight)

i also think that that one part of don't blame me, "don't blame me, love made me crazy if it doesn't, you ain't doing it right" and "my drug is my baby" she would sing while making eye contact with rebecca

rebecca: evermore (and folklore obvi)

she would sing and sway softly and thea would take such a beautiful candid photo of her while she sings aksjaja

and when cardigan plays, she would grab thea's hand and dance with her, foreheads touching

this time, xander would take a photo of them like that and it becomes thea's homescreen

thea would also love champagne problems omfg-

rep gf x evermore gf is such a cute dynamic and they slayed so hard

and nowww avery: rep and also midnights!!

would love getaway car with a PASSION

it's just so her <33

"you were driving the getaway car" is very averyjameson even tho the rest of the lyrics aren't lol

she would love mastermind and especially the lyrics "you knew that im a mastermind and now you're mine"

and Paris!!

both songs are so averyjameson coded

"im so in love i might stop breathing drew a map on your bedroom ceiling" and "no i didn't see the news cause we were somewhere else" ajdjjahd

it's THEIR song and i will defend that till the day i die

bonus: i almost forgot to include oren and alisa, im so sorry, im very sleepy!! anyway, oren refuses to wear anything other than his usual attire meanwhile this concert is one ofbthe very few instances where you see alisa in casual clothes. not many people know (other than the hawthornes of course) that she's a swiftie because she always acts so professional. she wears that one red letters shirt that says "who's taylor swift, anyway? ew." and everyone does a double take cus she also has her hair down and doesn't look formal lmao. during some songs avery looks over her shoulder and swears she could see oren have the slightest smile and head-bumping along to the music.

to wrap it all up, they would ALL HAVE THE NUMBER 13 PAINTED ON THEIR HANDS IN DIFFERENT COLORS AND FONTS!!

and also a little extra because me and nova were having big brain moments and i HAVE to include it, it would be a crime if i didn't

They would all scream to paper rings but guess what else?? a PROPOSAL!!

my nashlibby brainrot needed to be included even more:

"i love shiny things but id marry you with paper rings" is so them because even tho they're rich, they value the little things <3

libby is so into the performance, it takes her a minute to realize that the stage screen is on her

she's confused because why would the cameras be on her??

and then taylor would point just behind her to where nash was on one knee

the ring wasn't shiny, it was literally a paper ring

nash didn't have a full on speech planned out

but of course libby would say yes

they kiss, it's on the big screen and everyone (taylor, backup dancers, everyone) cheers

it was caught on camera by practically everyone which leads to their engagement going viral all over tik tok and other media platforms!!

after the concert, back at Hawthorne House, they made a resin/epoxy(i think that's what it's called) mold to preserve the ring, and keep it from getting damaged

and the end because not only can i not think of anything else, but it's 4am while i save this to my drafts-

p.s. huge thank you again to @nutellani, you helped me with this so much when i was having a brain block. you have wonderful input, and i owe you big time!!

(majority of how we got more ideas was thru incoherent fangirling over taylor and tig haha)

[7perqs]

okay like i know taylor swift is awful & shit but likkeeeeee anti taylor swift ppl always stan ppl just as bad as her 😭😭 like i don’t support her but idc all of her albums (besides ttpd) SLAP i will never stop streaming

[jinikaris]

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

ofc I'm your favourite 😙❤️ current favourites rn are 1) love untold by hyunjin (the chokehold this song has on me should be studied) 2) our time together by amy shark (her new album did not disappoint!!!!) 3) buzz by NIKI (so good 😫🔥) 4) M-E-X-I-C-O by post malone (IDC WHAT U SAY MANIA POST MALONE COUNTRY SLAPS HAHAHAAH) 5) chasing that feeling by TOMORROW X TOGETHER (this song has crack in it 💃)

[lixiluvs]

Im obsessed with "락" every time I hear it I literally go crazy I can't help it

IT SLAPS HARDER THAN MY DAD DID OML LIKE HOW.

THE "oh 쉿" got me AND HANS PART AT THE END IT JUST TICKLES MY BRAIN IN THE BEST WAY LIKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SAVE MEEE

LISTENING TO IT NORMALLY AINT ENOUGH I NEED IT IN MY BLOOD STREAM AHHHHHHHH

"mong mong" SEUNGMIN??????????????????

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON COMFLEX

"cause I don't give a 쉿" AS YOU SHOULD.

ANTIS HAVE BEEN REALLL QUIET SINCE THIS DROPPED NGL LIKE AS THEY SHOULD WORRY ABOUT YOUR GROUPS ITS GIVING OBSESSION BC THEY MOSTLY ONLY TALK ABOUT SKZ, ISTG THEY HAVE TO BE SECRET STAYS

ANYWAYS IMO ROCK STAR= AOTC(album of the century) IMA BE LISTENING TO THIS IN MY 80'S AND MY GRANDKIDS AND GREAT GRAND KIDS ARE GONNA CALL ME CRAZY BUT IDC

[toxicrevolver]

June 2024’s Receiptify

@we-survive-endlessly thanks for the tag!!!

I’m shocked Work isn’t number one. Especially given as I have listened to it on repeat for at least 2 six hour shifts during June.

Rule #34 is a hella dirty song if you listen/read the lyrics, but it has really cool like cello sounds and shit so it slaps. Idc that it’s kinky. Definitely recommend checking it out.

HONGJOONG’S RAP IN BLIND HAS ME WEAK. I AM A SIMPLE IDIOT. THATS IT. AGAIN. REPEAT. A LOT.

WayV being on here doesn’t surprise me the new album slapped but I was more obsessed with Ateez new album so I didn’t listen to WayV’s as much.

Tagging (no pressure): @loveable-sea-lemon @onlyoneofsideblogtrashheep @smushedmuffin @haahka

[cherry-velvet-skies]

My Thoughts on RUSH! Track By Track:

OWN MY MIND: 9.5/10

STARTING WITH A BANGER OMG It's so fire I started bouncing when it got to the chorus it's so good and an awesome choice for an opening track we're off to an amazing start. Very punk-esque and the lyric video fits the same vibe.

GOSSIP: 9/10

Obviously I've already shared my thoughts about this song and I'd be lying if I said it hasn't grown on me more since I made that statement. I've been singing it to myself everyday while I cook for like four days now. It's so catchy, the MV is a total vibe, and I do like the meaning behind it.

TIMEZONE: 9/10

These are lyrics to definitely scream when you're just going through a bad time. I mean I know it's symbolic of a long distance relationship but I feel like many people can relate to it. Also love that little sexy bit snuck into the middle there lmao

BLA BLA BLA: 10/10

ICONIC BADDIE ANTHEM IDC IDC IT FUCKING SLAPS AND SO FAR IT'S MY FAVE IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A BAD BITCH AND HONESTLY THAT'S JUST WHAT WE ALL NEED SOMETIMES WE NEED THAT BAD BITCH ENERGY IN FULL SWING YES WE FUCKING DO

BABY SAID: 9.5/10

I was pleasantly surprised by this one lol by the title I thought it was gonna be a ballad but it's very funky but like in a rock way and I love ittttt plus the lyric video with Vic just totally vibing made it even better

GASOLINE: 8.5/10

Obviously we've all heard this song before but I'm glad they put it on the album because I've been wanting so save it so bad lmao but it's such a powerful song and I can feel the activist rage radiating off of it every time I listen to it.

FEEL: 10/10

FAVE FAVE FAVE OMFG THIS SONG SET MY FUCKING SOUL ON FIRE THE GUITAR AND THE SLOWER PARTS TOGETHER I'M SO !!!!! Dami's voice is incredible and the lyric video is just... I'm being so normal about it.

DON'T WANNA SLEEP: 10/10

YES YES YES GIVE ME MORE ANGSTY HARD ROCK SONGS GIVE THEM TO ME NOW. Also the mini guitar solo at the end? Addicting. PLUS...that Lucy's diamonds lyric...A BEATLES REFERENCE?! +1000000 POINTS HOLY FUCK

KOOL KIDS: 10/10

Personally, I tried to avoid listening to as many concert versions of the song as I could until now because I wanted to go in somewhat blankly and I'm so glad I did because THAT WAS AWESOME I LOVE IT and I think I'm starting to notice a pattern with all the songs I'm rating 10s lmao

IF NOT FOR YOU: 8/10

This is a song that you need to have blasting in your headphones while you gaze longingly out of a car window while it's raining, watching the drops race down the glass and rooting for one in particular, only for them to join together to make one drop in the end and that's the only way I can describe this song. I can see Må performing this live and the entire crowd is just belting out the lyrics right along with them.

READ YOUR DIARY: 10/10

PUNK ANTHEM HELL FUCKING YEAH I'M IN LOVE also another astounding guitar solo? THOMMY YOU ABSOLUTE MAD LAD THE TALENT YOU HOLD IS INDESCRIBABLE. 100% ANOTHER FAVE TRACK. Also, aesthetically speaking, the lyric video is everything I wanna be and more.

MARK CHAPMAN: 10/10

SURPRISE IT'S IN ITALIAN I love this one so much I CAN'TTT it's so good it had me jumping in my mf chair !!!!! And AGAIN WITH THE BOMB ASS GUITAR SOLOS THOMAS RAGGI YOU REALLY POPPED OFF WITH THESE THINGS plus the lyric video is so special to me I know it's just them walking back and forth but it's special how they each have their own runway walk I can't explain it you either get it or you don't

LA FINE: 9.5/10

I've already shared my thoughts about this but it definitely has that Teatro D'Ira Vol. 1 vibe we've all been dearly missing and it's just an incredible sound that will always be iconic

IL DONO DELLA VITA: 9.5/10

If y'all thought LA FINE was reminiscent of TDV1, you're gonna LOVE this one. It sounds so much like it that I can't help but listen to it and be like "That's the Måneskin I know" because it's SO symbolic of their sound. The way I view it is that this song, just based on sound and vibes alone, is LA PAURA DEL BUIO's younger, more emo sibling and no I will not take criticism on that because I know I'm right. Also the lyric video is majestic and I'm right about that too.

MAMMAMIA: 10/10

Again, another one we've all heard and there's no debate it's incredible and I still come back to the MV and lyric video every now and again because they're just as iconic as the song itself.

SUPERMODEL: 8/10

This one has truly divided the fandom lmao but for me personally I like it and it's a song I listen to and then forget about for a bit and then I listen to it again and remember how much I love it. Idc it slaps and it's in my playlist for a reason.

THE LONELIEST: 10/10

Again, no question. The perfect song to cry to while simultaneously screaming the lyrics. The MV is a cinematic masterpiece and the song is so emotionally wracking in the perfect way. Damiano's lyrics are either fun and quirky, super fucking angsty, or poetically deep and meaningful there is no in between.

CONCLUSION: This album is a No-Skips album and probably one of the best albums I've ever heard and I will not be listening to anything else for the next month. Thank you and goodnight.