#aku is so pretty baby girl

[sweetiebunbuns]

📸 Shin Soukoku Polaroids

[moechies]

yvvie honey i have a question for you…….. i saw u write for shuji n i wna ask do u think he’d be mean or sweet in bed ……..

i think he’s the worst aku bbie…

mister shuji is definitely in between me finks , because he loves to make you feel so good but he’s gotta make fun of you a little :< tease you and mock you till you cry pretty tears, and he’ll kiss them all up when you’re hiccupin’ so hard that you can’t even babble his name right anymore.

cw nsfw praise littl dubcon (?) not rlly but ! shuji loves coddling u :>

“shuji—“

“what is it doll ? fuckin’ messy girl.” he growls at the pool of slick below your blushed butt, cunny drooling non stop with a viscous mixture of your two’s cum.

“y—you’re bein’ s’mean!” you hiccup, forearm dropping across your face to hide away from the man. he’s merciless just as his words are when he presses his chubby cock head back into your sobbing cunt, letting out a loud chuckle when you gasp in a shock. “shuji, n’more!”

you’re embarrassed all around; from the loud squelches eliciting from your sopped cunt, to his degrading words.

“no, y’r gonna have to take more, hon. look at how well y’r doing. aww,” he shuffles closer to you, pressing his chest against yours. he groans feeling your pert nipples press against his tender skin, sensitive from overstimulating himself.

he tugs away the pliant forearm from your face, a thumb coming to swipe away those pretty little tears he adores a bit too much. he’s slow with his hips, but hits deep, and it feels fucking great.

“n—need your help, wanna cum. shuji, h-help me, please!” you whine, pulling on his arm gently towards where you two connect.

“oh, ya need me here don’t you?” his lithe fingers titter across your thigh, giving your swollen clit a mean pinch. you twitch and yelp at the pressure, chest boasting up against his in a shock. “h—help me.” you cry.

“angel girl, ask nice.” he tsks, giving your clit another mean pinch. you writhe under him this time, but he keeps you still and lodged against his heavy cock.

“but.. i did, shuji, please..” crystalline tears begin to build against your waterline yet again, edging the satisfaction of a breathtaking orgasm. “please touch m’clit, please, i need yo— you t’help me cum!”

he hums in content, a soft thumb pressing at the sensitive nub. you gasp, but the sensation slowly turns pleasurable once he starts swiping over your clit sloppily, pacing himself with his thrusts.

“good girl, hm? such a sweet little angel baby. now take it and make shuji proud. got it ?”

[theproblemcallednight]

aaaand we’re back w more hosting from night

hello fellow living creatures and bots that haunt me, welcome back to my weekly splurge of the new bsd ep

obvi spoilers for bsd s5 ep 8 and also the manga, u guys know the drill

teruko is my queen i luv her i wanna marry her omg

atsushi thought w dazai gone bed have peace. but no. atsushi will never have peace. also look and aku. i luv him

AAAAA SHES MY QUEEEEEN I LUUUVVVVV HERRRRR

kenji baby nooooooo. not near ur bdayyyyyy. it’s ok i’ll gib u as many beef bowls as u want

TETCHO STOP BEING SEXY WHILE BEATING UP A CHILD. Y R U SO DAMN FINE

GUYS GUYS GUYS OMG THEY DID THE THING THEY DID THE THING BONES IS PULLING THROUGH YES YES YES Y IS NI INE TALKING ABT THIS WE GIT YHE MARRIES SUEGIKU COUPLE OMG YES YES YES YE-

god if he’s this pretty here he’s gotta be stunning in the manga. i need to reread it

oh no kenji got angy

AAAAAA MARRIED SURGIKU CONFIRMED MY SOURCE IS MY SOUL. also kenji and tetcho r sonsweet together they’re like brothers :)))

MERSAULT GIRLIES R BACK YAY. also sigma looks so cute here. but when is he not being cute

my lil sleep deprived baby boi. he’s working so hard mushi better be taking care of his bf

omg yes. sigma u kick that bitch. beat him to a pulp. slay girl keep at it

sigma honey, he was unhinged since day one this prison break ain’t doing shit

oo it’s cat lady! i thought her hair was pink tho. oh well

omg there r so many good fedya shots. i luv him. out wet rat anemic man

THE RETURN IF CHUUYA. also the drowning sounds he was making were so wired and funny like wat

bitch u wanna kiss ur ex so bad rn. stop feeling bad for him he’s gonna come and point a glock at ur head in like 2 min dw u can confess then

goodbye! he’s sounded so cute i’m sry

CHUU HAT

MY BLORBOS R BACK AAAAAAA

LOOK AT THEM I WANNA SQUISH THEM AJSJSKSJSN

omg bram. bones rlly does luv him don’t they. it’s ok i luv him too

yes u r!!! aya u go girl!!!! also bram in these front shots makes the the silliest faces

father and daughter. my life is once again whole

fuck i took to many screen shots. wait lemme reblog this w the rest

*fizzles out*

[janetlyricbook]

S3RL - All That I Need feat. Kayliana & MC Riddle (lyrics) + Malay translate💗.

Lit. "Yang Ku Mahu"

Intro

Verse 1 (Kayliana - Vocals):

You are all that I need

Engkaulah yang ku mahu

Nothing you could do could stop me loving you

Tiada apa yang kau lakukan mampu hentikan cintaku padamu

Just please stay with me

Hanya tinggallah bersamaku

I'd live for you and I'll die for you

Aku hidup untukmu dan mati untukmu

You are all that I need

Kaulah yang ku mahu

I know you're bad but I can't stay mad

Aku tahu kau jahat namun aku takkan marah

I'm down on my knees

Aku berlutut

I'd die for you if you asked me to

Aku akan mati untukmu jika kau tanya

(MC Riddler - Rap:)

Hey, pretty lady

Hei, gadis cantik

I can see you're kinda shy

Aku dapat melihatmu agak pemalu

I got something for you

Aku ada sesuatu untukmu

So come give me a try

Jadi ayuhlah mencuba

My love ain't addictive

Cintaku bukanlah ketagihan

Don't let it go to waste

Jangan bazirkannya

I won't get you hooked

Aku takkan membuatmu tergila-gila

If you only have a taste

Jika kau punyai citarasa

We'll ride into the sunset

Kita kan bersama menuju ke senja indah

And then I'll kiss your lips

Dan aku akan mengucupi bibirmu

Come and find me, baby

Ayuh dan carilah aku, sayang

And I will be your fix

Dan aku 'kan jadi penawarmu

(Kayliana - Vocals:)

You are that I need

Engkaulah yang ku mahu

I'd die for you asked...

Aku akan mati untukmu jika kau tanya...

>Inst. break<

(Here we go)

(Ayuhlah)

>Inst. break<

Chorus: (Kayliana - Vocals):

You, you are all that I need

Engkau, engkaulah yang ku mahu

Nothing you could do could stop me loving you

Tiada apa yang kau lakukan mampu hentikan cintaku padamu

Just please stay with me

Hanya tinggallah bersamaku

I'd live for you and I'll die for you

Aku hidup untukmu dan mati untukmu

You are all that I need

Kaulah yang ku mahu

I know you're bad but I can't stay mad

Aku tahu kau jahat namun aku takkan marah

I'm down on my knees

Aku berlutut

I'd die for you if you asked me to

Aku akan mati untukmu jika kau tanya

>Inst. break<

Bridge (MC Riddler - Rap):

Hey, old friend

Hei, kawan lama

Why you blowing up my phone?

Mengapa kau memanggilku?

You had me last week

Kau telah memilikiku minggu lalu

But now I wanna be alone

Namun ku ingin berseorangan

You're screaming out your lungs

Kau menjerit sekuat hati

Saying I'm all that you need

Katakan yang aku yang kau mahu

But can't you see, girl?

Namun tahukah, sayang?

I've got other mouths to feed (feed)

Aku ada mulut lain yang perlu diberi makan (makan)

We don't have a future

Kita tak punyai masa depan

Our story is fiction

Kisah kita hanyalah fiksyen

I can't be, the cure for your addiction

Aku tak mampu menjadi penawar untuk ketagihanmu

(Kayliana - Vocals):

You are all that I need

Kaulah yang ku mahu

I'll die for you if you asked...

Aku akan mati untukmu jika kau tanya...

>Inst. break<

Chorus (Kayliana - Vocals):

You, you are all that I need

Engkau, engkaulah yang ku mahu

Nothing you could do could stop me loving you

Tiada apa yang kau lakukan mampu hentikan cintaku padamu

Just please stay with me

Hanya tinggallah bersamaku

I'd live for you and I'll die for you

Aku hidup untukmu dan mati untukmu

You are all that I need

Kaulah yang ku mahu

I know you're bad but I can't stay mad

Aku tahu kau jahat namun aku takkan marah

I'm down on my knees

Aku berlutut

I'd die for you if you asked me to

Aku akan mati untukmu jika kau tanya

[baesumiun]

1. @jaemintnaa. “Tell me more about you, all about you. My heart has never changed, stay true even my shoulders are leaning toward you. Our youth is piling up like snow. The words I'm about to tell you Will never melt away. I just wanna be with you” — All About You by The Boyz.

pokoknya lagu ini menggambarkan seberapa sayang aku buat pacarku yang paling oke ntu 🥺🫶🏻

2. @hyewown. “sambala bala sambalado ah ah 🥵” — Sambalado by ayting sunbaenim.

lagunya cocok sama eonnie yang jmetie ntuh aw awch 🤭☝🏻

3. @zruonaan. “If you need a lover, let me know and let me in I could treat you better steal you roses every day, I might not have a fancy car but I fancy you. So gimme a chance, If you need a lover baby” — Rose by D.O.

cocok buat jiejie yang lagi mengejar dia yang itu xixi good luck jiee! 🤭☝🏻

4. @y_our_l0ve. “kau bidadari jatuh dari surga dihadapanku, eaaak” — #Eeeaa by coboy junior.

eonnie cantik banget kayak bidadari jatuh dari surga ❤️__❤️

5. @jooyeron. “Spell L-O-V-E-L-E-E” — Love lee by AKMU.

diantara semua harudeul, cuma Jooyeon aja yang pake marga lee (kayaknya) :D

6. @b9elle. “I warned you with a single touch, boy. 도망쳐봐, 어차피 날 벗어날 수 없어” — Midas Touch by KISS OF LIFE.

lagu ini enak banget cyentilll kayak bellee!!

7. @G0YUNJUNG. “널 볼 때 난 숨이 체할 것 같아” — Pretty U by Seventeen.

diatas kata cantik ada Yunjung eonnie. saking cantiknya gabisa diungkapkan dengan kata-kata 🥺🌷

8. @MlNJID. “two small cheeks and a bright pink lips” — Small girl ft. D.O.

Minji itu kecil (ga kecil banget sih) gemes banget pokoknya 🤏🏻 jangan insecure ya, cantik! 🌷

9. @_KSWO0. “고요했던 나의 물결이 너로 인해 파도 쳐 My boy” — Feeling by April.

kalo denger lagu ini suka ke inget Haru yang diperanin sama kak Rowoon!

10. @mingyuone. “우리는 drop it like hot, hot, hot”

lagu ini vibesnya hot banget kayak kak Mingyu 💥🔥

[charcoallungz]

That’s pretty much the end of it for me. I’m so fucking done. The past few months have been stressful as hell, I’m sure it’s the same for them. Amer pun nampak betapa drained nya kita sebab melayan dan overly helpful punya pasal. I’ve repeatedly told Amer to just back off from the situation but he’s been hopeful.

He trusts the dude too much. That dude’s just dumb to me. The girl’s just crazy. We’re probably just, toxic. What the hell is the purpose of trying to change things that doesn’t want to be fixed. I’m sure we’ve done enough. Too much honestly. I’m sick of being disrespected as well, incase yalls think you guys are the only one feeling disrespected.

Ultimately, as I usually tell Amer, let’s just fucking move on. We got a lot of better things, places & people to invest our time and energy in.

See me not talk to you guys as much anymore. I mean, I have been quiet the past weeks anyway. I wish you all a very goodluck. Just pay my husband back as per the legal document. I’m no longer here for the fun times. Strictly business.

Bila fikir balik, masa kecik aku baran juga. I’ve stopped being baran and babi for more than a decade now. Dulu, I swear to not talk to people who hurt me. Silence. Because I know I’m only gonna curse you to hell. But yknow, I’ve always moved on anyway. I suck it up. Now I don’t bother to even say anything much anymore. Aku malas nak layan orang yang tak appreciate orang lain.

Maybe we’re just overreacting. Papepun, aku dah penat as fuck. I’m no longer gonna let these negative energy and people to stay in my life. Or maybe, we are the negative one to them. Asalkan semua bahagia. Asalkan bayar balik.

Bye.

#25724

[simpforchuchu]

Hi, I really liked your dad headcanons! Could I request Chuuya,Ranpo and Akutagawa with a teenage daughter and their reaction when their daughter comes out to them as lesbian? I hope this is okay and have a wonderful day! <3

Chuuya / Akutagawa / Ranpo x teenage daughter who comes out to them as a lesbian

a/n:I'm really sorry for the delay, here is your request.Hope you like it ♥️

Sorry for the grammer or spelling mistakes.English is not my main language so...

Thank you and love you 🥰

Warnings: none

Chuuya

• This man would definitely raise his daughter in the best and most caring way.

• His daughter is the most precious thing in his life.

• And he's protecting her with his life

• When her little baby is now a teenage girl, he will definitely envy her and keep her away from all men

• But there was one thing he didn't know: his little angel liked girls.

• One day, he saw her intimate with a girl friend, and this intimacy was somewhat surprising to him.

• But right after the kiss, he understood what was going on.

• Absolutely no problem with that

• He's a totally supportive dad

• He will talk sweetly and carefully about this with her daughter and wait for her to tell her.

• When she tells him he will say that he is proud of her and that she can love whoever she wants.

•  He's totally behind his daughter on this one and he's glorifying her.

Ranpo

• This guy can guess or know everything as usual

•  So he definitely understood his daughter's orientation

•  But he thought she was scared about it and didn't tell him

• So he knocked on the door of her room and entered with permission.

• After the daily father-daughter talk, he smiled and told her that she could tell him anything.

• The young girl understood what was going on because she was very smart like her father.

•  When it was revealed that she is a lesbian, Ranpo smiled and patted her head.

• He encouraged her in her decisions and said he stood behind her all the way.

Akutagawa

• Yes, he is quiet and serious unlike the others.

•  But he protects his daughter with everything

•  The only thing he cares about in the whole world is his daughter

• Actually, he's not scary for her, but because of his seriousness, his daughter has always been afraid of him.

• But now she thought he needed to know this important detail about her life and came to his father's room.

• She told him she's a lesbian and has a girlfriend

•  Aku was quite surprised at first

• He thought he had a pretty girly daughter

• But then he smiled and approached his daughter.

• "Never worry or doubt who you are. I'm proud of you kiddo, just make sure you don't get heartbroken"

• When his little girl was surprised and hugged her father, he hugged her too and kissed her forehead

[starglow-xx]

hello! may i request headcanons for chuuya having a crush on someone who's dense? like he could ask them out in the most straightforward way possible and it would still go over their head?

yes, yes of course you may!

sorry this took so long! my computer was out of commission for abt a week (or two..??)

but this is also my birthday writing piece for chuuya!! (4/29/21) i even added a small drabble thingy in addition to the hcs for the occasion hehe

from where i am, it is about fifteen minutes past midnight so it’s officially chuuya day here!!

happy birthday chuuya i love you! you deserve the whole world and everyone is willing to fight tooth and nail to ensure your happiness! we love you! 💗💗

anyways, i hope you all enjoy this! i kinda had some writer’s block but it was still a lot of fun to write! there might be some mistakes, but i’ll scan over it again later. reader is gender neutral! have fun!

chuuya having a crush on a dense! reader

nakahara chuuya x gn! reader

im cackling somebody help him

he’s frustrated bc you can’t take a hint or a thousand but he can’t even be mad bc he’s whipped

“look at you all dressed up today, wanna go out later? my treat?”

“oh really? thanks chuuya-san! you’re such a nice friend. i’ll go invite the others right now, i’ll see you later!”

“...”

fast forward to later in the evening and he finds himself at a little restaurant with the black lizard + higuchi and akutagawa

sigh

in unison all of them go, “thank you for the meal chuuya-san!” (except aku and hirotsu are quieter & and gin just a nods hehe)

“no problem” (ꐦ ´͈ ᗨ `͈ )

gin only pats him on the back in sympathy

he spends a lot of time trying to think of ways to make it absolutely and undeniably clear that he has feelings for you

he always fails

“(y/n) i like you”

“i like you too chuuya-san”

“really?”

“mhm”

“t-then will you—”

“you’re a really great friend! and superior too”

“...nevermind”

“oh were you saying something?”

“nah, just forget about it”

tachihara is laughing in the corner of the corridor

dont worry, chuuya made sure to get back at him

chuuya’s been pinning after you for years and frankly, his failed attempts to woo you has lead everyone to the breaking point

and i mean everyone

yes, even aku

hell even dazai

but dazai also thinks it’s funny, so he doesn’t mind all that much

okay bye bye dazai-san this headcanon set isn’t abt you rn

PLEASE EVERYONE FEELS SO BAD FOR HIM

they knew even if he kissed you, you still might not get it

so they decided to help him

super secret mission get chuuya and (y/n) together is a go!

they’re still working on a proper mission name, don’t mind them

they had a super secret strategy meeting!

you can bet your ass that they nearly got nothing done

akutagawa & kaiji weren’t much help, neither was higuchi, mori, or elise

tachihara nearly got killed for a thoughtless comment

“just tell them chuuya-san!”

“i already fucking did you ass!”

gin, hirotsu, and kouyou were the most helpful !!

hirotsu and kouyou both agreed on the idea that chuuya should try courting with bouquets of flowers instead of flat out asking you bc they knew you found them pretty

(even if you don’t identify as a female, flowers are for everyone no matter gender or sexuality! so let’s normalize giving flowers to everyone <33 )

gin didn’t speak but she used cards to communicate

everyone knew that you weren’t stupid (you wouldn’t have survived in the mafia if you were) but they did know that you were only stupid when it came to all this lovey dovey stuff

i mean, if chuuya gave you flowers every so often, there’s no way that you wouldn’t piece it together at some point

right...??

but kouyou assured him that even though you wouldn’t get it right away, you’d appreciate the gestures and that he’ll stand out more

she even said that if someone gave her flowers, she would appreciate it, whether or not she reciprocated their feelings

it takes guts to be so up front with your feelings after all

gin and hirotsu only nodded with her explanation

once again, this only provoked a reaction out of tachihara

“what do you know gin? i get the old man and kouyou-san, they’re grown, but you? what do you know abt courting? or flowers? what are you a girl?”

akutagawa choked on his cough, higuchi on air, and on the other side of yokohoma at the ada, dazai is cackling

yes, dazai somehow placed a listening device onto chuuya’s hat and was listening in

don’t ask how, it’s dazai

“DAZAI GET YOUR BANDAGED ASS OFF THE COUCH AND STOP LAUGHING”

anyways

the next day, chuuya did what was barely discussed and for once, things actually started to look up

until they started look to down again

at first, it actually looked like you understood his intentions after he gave you a bouquet of flowers

literally everyone was leaning against the opposite hallway you two were in and then they got excited !!

especially chuuya !

but then your expression sort of changed...??

and then in their heads they simultaneously went, “oh no”

they knew that expression

it was very familiar when you tended to friend zone chuuya

but boy let me tell you what you said next made them facepalm and or make their jaws drop

“ah, so you really are friend zoning me huh chuuya-san; what a shame, i really did like you”

LEMME TELL YOU WHEN I SAY THAT CHUUYA WAS DISTRESSED I MEAN HE WAS DISTRESSED

you liked him??

him of all people??

he wasn’t complaining, no of course not, but he still couldn’t believe it

but that wasn’t what he was really focusing on right now

what in any form or language did it say he was friend zoning you?!

flower language apparently

chuuya chose to buy the bouquet of yellow roses, pink carnations, and yellow carnations bc he thought you would appreciate the brighter colors, and so that you’d remember them better (because remembering them, meant remembering him)

but ooh boy

altogether, they meant the exact opposite message he wanted to send

someone help him pls

“you see chuuya-san, yellow roses mean friendship, pink carnations mean gratitude, and yellow carnations mean rejection; sooo in a nutshell, these pretty much say ‘thank you for being my friend, but im rejecting you”

no one can tell if tachihara is crying or wheezing

and dazai is having the time of his life

yes, he started listening in on him again

and chuuya is just stunned

like speechless and unmoving stunned

is he just bad at this whole courting/dating thing?? it’s only been one day and of it and somehow he was the one doing the rejecting??

“thank you for the flowers chuuya-san, i’ll be going now; i’ll make sure to let this affect our friendship. i’ll see you tomorrow!”

you passed by the not so subtle group of people

“tachihara-kun..?? are you alright?”

just for context, he was leaning his forehead against the wall using his forearm

again, it was hard to tell whether he was crying or wheezing

“i-im okay (y/n)-san...i think c-chuuya-san has it worse than me”

“...okay..?”

BACK TO CHUUYA

he’s still frozen poor baby

but it’s okay bc after like 5 more seconds he’s chasing you down the hallway you were walking in

kouyou, with a knowing smile on her face, ushers everyone away towards the opposite direction

she received some whines (ahem, tachihara and mori) but silenced them by summoning golden demon

but it’s okay

if they run fast enough, they can see what happens through the security cameras

chuuya caught up with you and tried to explain everything but he was exhausted

emotionally, physically (bc since when did you walk that fast??), and generally just tired with the whole situation

he just wanted to call you his; was that too much to ask??

as explosive as he can be, he can be calm and collected too

and he really did try to be that way as he talked with you but it was very difficult at the moment

the dumbfounded and confused look on your face his face twitch with annoyance and his heart started beating faster bc god you were cute

BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT RIGHT NOW

thank goodness after what seemed like years, you finally somewhat understood what happened

you didn’t understand completely but it was something

The two of you stood in the middle of the unusually empty hallway facing each other, you with the bouquet still in hand. It was quiet as you and Chuuya assessed the situation.

You looked at him skeptically and he stared right back you with his gorgeous blue eyes.

“...So you do like me Chuuya-san??”

“Yes”

“And you were trying to court me just now, not friend zone me??”

“Yes”

You got most of your questions out of the way, but there was something that you’ve been wondering about for quite a while.

“...So you’re not gay for Dazai-san??”

“Yes, im not wait—GAY FOR DAZAI?? THAT MACKEREL??”

Chuuya did a double take. What in heavens name made it seem like he liked that suicidal maniac?? Why would he choose him if he had you?

Like he would choose him anyways; or ever consider him as a possible romantic partner.

“Oh, so you are?”

“NO! I SAID I LIKED YOU DIDN’T I?”

“Well yeah, but I thought you liked Dazai-san too. As annoying as he is, he can be quite charming—”

He was out of patience at this point (nope definitely not because you were talking about Dazai who told you that?) and just decided to kiss you.

You immediately melted into the kiss and kissed him back with the same amount of love and feeling.

Letting the bouquet fall to the ground, you wrapped you arms around his neck and his put his on your lower back and brought you closer to him. After a few more moments, the two of you broke apart for air.

The two of you, slightly out of breath, leaned your foreheads against each other and just basked in each others presence.

Chuuya looked into your (e/c) eyes and asked you just a little bit above a whisper, “Now do you get my intentions and feeling?”

You blinked at him before breaking out into a grin, “Hmm I’m not sure; do you wanna do that again Chuuya?”

The red head only blinked back at you before rolling his eyes, a smile present on his handsome features, his heart fluttering at you using his name with the honorific.

“Dumbass”

Smiling cheekily at him, you pressed a kiss on his cheek and started dragging him towards the lobby to take a walk around the building perimeter, knowing that the two of you can’t be too far from work.

The way down to the lobby was mostly in comfortable silence until you said something that made Chuuya want to bash his head against the wall.

“You know, you could’ve just told me you liked me Chuuya. It’s not like I would’ve said no.”

Once again, as the rest of the more power mafia members watch from security cameras, it is hard to tell whether Tachihara is crying or wheezing of laughter.

omake !!

The two of you just started making your way around the building when suddenly a very familiar voice came from Chuuya’s prized hat.

“Chuuyaaaa!! It was about time you stopped being a chicken, Chibi!”

Removing his hat from his head, he started yelling at it not knowing exactly where the listening device was planted.

“TEME! HOW DID YOU—”

“And (y/n)! I would congratulate you, but I think I would rather offer you my condolences. Why him?! He’s just a slimy slug. OOH OOH how would you like to join me in a double suicide?! A shame it won’t be a lover’s suicide but it’ll annoy Chuuya so I think it’ll be worth it! ”

“YOU—”

“And please don’t kiss while I’m listening in. You made me lose my appetite! And it was such a shame! I was eating crab using Kunikida-kun’s money! Do you know what you’ve cost me?!”

“DAZAI YOU PIECE OF—”

“Ah! Kunikida-kun is here! I have to go!”

You can hear something is the background that vaguely sounds like, “DAZAI YOU WASTE OF BANDAGES STOP USING MY MONEY”

“DAZAI DON’T YOU DARE LEAVE IM NOT DONE WITH—”

*Click!*

The click sound from the hat revealed that Dazai disconnected.

Chuuya twitched and glared furiously at his signature hat hating that the voice he hated the most came out of it.

“Aww, I didn’t get to talk to Dazai-san”

Chuuya whipped his head towards you, a look of mock (or real) betrayal showing on his features.

You laughed at him before taking the hat out of his hands and placing it on his head.

He shyly looked away before muttering a thanks making you smile wider. Just as the two of you were about to start walking, a small explosion erupted from his hat; it was likely that Dazai made the listening device self destruct.

“DAZAI YOU BASTARDD”

At the Armed Detective Agency, a certain suicidal maniac hid from the wrath of his current partner as he thought about the wrath his old one.

“Hmmm I wonder if Chuuya would finally stop wearing his ugly hats if I blow all of them up...”

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[whorefordazai]

Ayo, I know ur requests are closed, but I saw your gender bent hc, and honestly the boys being the ones genderbent would be 👌👌👌

I had too much fun writing this 😏 and was kinda confused on what pronouns to use when describing them so uhh (him/her???)

bsd boys: gender bend edition

ft. dazai | chuuya | oda | aku x reader

genre: fluff, slight nsfw

warnings: slight depictions of sex

Dazai

Y’all think normal dazai is pretty? Just imagine him as a woman 🙈 FUCKIDN LORD🏃🏼‍♀️

Just imagine him with long messy brown hair, the same outfit but like hotter.

If he were to become a woman out of nowhere, the first thing he’d do is flash himself in the mirror to inspect his boobs🕺

“Wow...these look so majestic, I feel so lucky😧 is this what you do every time you’re in front of a mirror, belladonna?”

“...not every time...ಥ‿ಥ”

Would definitely boost his ego 100x more because now he can seduce men too😏

But dazai, why was seducing men your first thought 😄

Imagine giving dazai head oh fuck

“Y-y/n...” Dazai’s soft moans whimper from under you. You chuckle onto the soft skin between his legs. His hands grip the sheets and he tilt his head back in pleasure.

“Make some more noise for me, pretty girl.”

Anyways😏🤚

Getting his first fucking period. He has no idea what to do haha! Blood is everywhere, his stomach hurts, he feels as though he really wants to kill himself right this moment.

“I hate being a woman ಠ_ಠ”

“Babe, you should get used to this.”

You help him clean up and get him some light snacks along with a heating pad. Both of you snuggle up on the couch. Your arms wrapped around Dazai’s small figure🥺

“Y/n, can you sleep on my boobs?”

“...why ᇂ_ᇂ?”

“I wanna see what it feels like ◕ ◡ ◕”

“...okay ʘ��ʘ?”

You softly lower your head onto his chest, careful not to hurt him. Wrapping your arms around his waist, you bury your face in his shirt.

A giggle escapes Dazai’s lips. “Wait, that tickles!”

“Squish...squish...” you mumble, softly squeezing his boobs like a plushie.

“Okay, how do they feel ^ｰ^?”

“...very nice. They feel very nice ಠ◡ಠ”

He wears some of your clothes on the daily, but now he’ll wear almost half your wardrobe.

He feels really pretty in all those dresses you have oh my🙂

Chuuya

He’s already so hot and pretty, just imagine him as a girl. HOLY FUCK🏃🏼‍♀️

Curly red hair, that signature fedora, and even that choker around his neck. BUT ADD BLACK EYELINER OSHHS

He would definitely feel a little weird in his new body. Wouldn’t exactly like it at first and will definitely be complaining.

Give it a few days and let him look in the mirror and see how hot he looks as a woman😏

“Y/n...you’re still...attracted to me, right?”

“...babe, you have no idea ●‿●”

His attitude is the same so now people are even more scared of him. At first glance someone would think he’s just a cute little sweet girl but then BOOM he kicks them 20 feet into the air (only if they piss him off)

He now has the double struggle of being short and being a girl 👩‍🦯

FASHION SHOWS !!

This mf loves styling himself and looking really damn good, so once he finds out there’s a whole new world of outfits he can try on as a woman...just know you’ll be shopping for a while.

He’s a fucking mafiosa, always dressed in sleek black outfits with a hat that lets his red curls peek out. The black lace veil hiding his blue eyes just pulls the whole outfit together so well

He sometimes lets you do his makeup cuz he thinks he looks prettier with. The both of you will paint each other’s nails (he is somehow is very good at it. Anything you wanna tell us, Chuuya🧐?)

You thought you liked chuuya dominant as a male? Honey, you ain’t ready for him as a woman🏃🏼‍♀️

“Am I making you feel good, baby?” Chuuya looks up from the space between your legs. A few strands of his red hair fall onto your skin as he moves them away. You shiver, feeling his smooth fingertips dangerously graze against your core.

You can only nod, feeling his soft lips leave a trail of kisses on your inner thigh. The faint print of red lipstick followed the trail.

RED LIPSTICK ON YOUR INNER THIGH HOLY FUCKSJ🏃🏼‍♀️💨

Oda

I’M GONNA CRY he would be (already is) SO HOT

At first he wouldn’t have much of a reaction like, okay? I’m a woman now.

Little does he know there’s more to it than that😆

He’d go about his day like normal, sometimes even forgetting that he’s a woman now. But his hair keeps getting in his face?? Men keep staring at him?? Some kid thought he was his grandma??

It was sweet at first, but it was so overwhelming and uncomfortable.

He comes home, in slight frustration. Exhaling as he closes the door and begins to take off his coat, something harshly tugs at his hair.

His hair was stuck on the mf zipper ಠ_ಠ

You try to hold in your laughter at his misfortune. “Here, let me help.”

While you’re untangling his hair, his face remains still and stoic. “When will this be over ᇂ_ᇂ?”

He is actually very suddenly interested in skincare. Why? Not sure.

He sometimes sees you putting on all these serums and face masks but never felt the need to ask you about it. Plus, you sometimes helped him shave-that was the closest thing to skin care this man has ever gotten to.

But now he has a face of a woman, so his skin feels a lot smoother and softer. He thinks to himself, should I be taking care of it?? What were all those things y/n was putting on her face🧐?

WAIT THATS SO CUTE OSKJS🏃🏼‍♀️💨

So you help tie his hair into a pony tail and the both of you put on face masks😆

He somehow really enjoys doing all these self care tasks that he’s never thought about in his life🤔

Imagine the both of you sitting in a bathtub, rose petals covering the water. Your heads are wrapped up in towels as you sip on wine. Cucumbers are placed on Oda’s eyes.

He could get used to this😏

Sexy time🙈

He’s a very quiet dom on the usual, but suddenly he’s very vocal when he gets his pussy ate‼️

He’ll love it when you top. Now he kinda knows how you feel when he’s pounding into you 😏

If oda actually had kids as a woman, he would a A HOT MILF😳

Akutagawa

He’d be like what the fuck is happening ಠ_ಠ?

Wouldn’t give much of a reaction on the outside (pretending to play it cool) but on the inside he’s having 20 mental breakdowns at the same time.

Please help him😁

He’ll definitely dismiss you saying “I can handle it myself ಠ_ಠ”

“Ryu, your hair is in knots and you’re limping on your heels ◔_◔”

“...ಠ~ಠ”

Taking a bath is now even more difficult for him. He feels embarrassed even looking at himself. His chest has these two lumps and his hips suddenly have curves and his skin feels smoother and softer.

His boobs catch his eye in every outfit he wears. No one else really notices or cares except him. Finally one day, he’s had enough. He stomps to you with a determined face, pointing at his chest.

“I want these off. Now ᇂ_ᇂ”

“...I don’t think it works like that...◕ ◡ ◕?”

Eventually he’ll have to adapt. He’s still the same person but just imagine aku as a hot emo goth girl 🕺

Will be 10x scarier than before now that he’s discovered black eyeliner and actually likes growing his nails out (reminds him of claws to rip off people eyeballs)

It’s a love/hate relationship tbh LMAO sometimes he loves how powerful he feels in high heels. Other times, he hates how others look down on him just because they underestimate how powerful he is (even as a woman)

Can I just add, Atsushi almost did a double take and called aku “the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen” before he found out it was aku ಥ‿ಥ

Aku noticed, Atsushi noticed that he noticed, and they both just decided to keep silent and move on as if it never happened 🤝

[shadyteacup]

Do you have any BSD at Hogwarts headcanons?

You bet I do! I love bsd and hp so much. Here ya go!

Let's sort them into houses...

Slytherin

Dazai

Akutagawa

Mori

Kouyo

Hufflepuff

Atsushi

Kenji

Junichiro

Poe

Ravenclaw

Ranpo

Kyoka

Yosano

Fukuzawa

Kunikida

Griffindor

Naomi

Chhuya

Gin

Dazai would be a slytherin, there's no doubt about that. He is the literal embodiment of a slytherin. Cunning, manipulative, scheming, ambitious, smart, witty, self preservative.... you say 'slytherin' and he has it all.

I had some tough time sorting Akutagawa,but then realized that he, too, belongs in slytherin.

1. He is smart.

2. He doesn't give two fs about others. Not even his seniors. Remember that scene in dead apple where chuuya was sitting, all bruised and worn out, and had to ask him to help him out? Yeah, aku just acknowledged his senior, and was going to walk away, until chuuya ordered him to help out.

3. He only cares about the people that he considers to be close to him, them being Gin and Dazai. Basically, he chooses who he wants to consider his own.

4. Later on he realizes that he wants to kill dazai. Thjs means that he respects Dazai, and craves his acknowledgment, but hates him for what he has done to him, and wants to be the one to end him...That's the kind of passion a slytherin harbors for sm1, ngl.

Mori is an obvious slytherin. Always plotting his schemes, being prepared for any outcome, and getting his dirty work done from others. Basically, being a smart ass leader.

Kouyo belongs in slytherin. She is a slytherin queen. Yes, her pinkish orange aesthetic would look stunning as a gryff, but she's a slytherin, y'all.

Ravenclaw is house of intelligent, wise, witty, sharp and unique members.

Yosano, I feel, belongs to the ravenclaw house. She is super brilliant, and an amazing doctor. She doesn't have to rely on her ability to cure her patients. She is wise, and can take on whatever is thrown her way. I adore her so much.

Ranpo is, obviously, a ravenclaw.

He is super brilliant. I mean, look at the guy. But, he's not cunning, and is very honest. He doesn't filter his opinions before bestowing them upon others. He can't be scheming. Which is why he isn't in slytherin, contrary to popular belief.

Kyoka is a bad ass girl, so many consider her to be a griffindor. But this girl is smart af. She has the wisdom of an adult. She was raised by two extremely talented, smart and dangerous individuals, who had prepared her for the harsh world. And she really is ready to tackle the ruthless reality of the bsd world. She has studied the human anatomy, and knows methods of easily severing someone's lifeline. So I consider her to be a ravenclaw.

Kunikida is a smart, hardworking boy. He loves Fairplay, and is never one to back down from his word. Sometimes brutally honest, but always means good. Will think through his plans. Deep down, he's a gryffindor, someone who would take irrational decisions to save his loved ones, if push comes to shove. But overall, he's an incredible ravenclaw.

Naomi might seem superficial, and oddly clingy, but I feel that she is extremely caring, and supportive. She loves her brother junichiro dearly, and would give her life for him. She belongs in griffindor.

Chuuya...This boy is a gryffindor, periodt.

He's so loyal, and supportive and brave! He was meant to wear those golden robes! Plus, he's super impulsive amd very honest about his feelings, especially anger. That's a typical gryff baby.

Gin...She's loyal af. And brave. And hot. She gives me gryff vibes. She is beautiful, yet charmingly dangerous. Never one to back down. Won't hesitate to cut a bitch. Gin supremacy.

Atsushi is a soft baby, one that we must protect at all costs. He is innocent and views the world with such purity, it hurts. Hufflepuffs are known to have a positive outlook, and follow 'live and let live'. Sushi roll is the embodiment of a hufflepuff. He is so pure and cute and optimistic, omg... he's the type of guy who collects pretty flowers, but later on feels bad for plucking them...🥺.. I want to adopt him...

Kenji is a baby too. As a slytherin myself, I feel that all Hufflepuffs should be protected and preserved because they are a true gem. They must be loved at all times...Kenji is that rare gem that must be protected at all costs.

Junichiro, our emo boy. He is a huff too. He may seem edgy and not that soft, but oh boy, isn't he a softy. Poor baby can't tell naomi to back off. He is such a cutie. I love him. Must be protected.

Poe is such a soft guy. He is smart, and works so hard to accomplish his goal. He is super supportive and sporting too. Very shy. Hubby material. uwu

Hufflepuffs are hardworking sweet donuts that must be hugged and fed and loved and kissed on the forehead; babies, its you lot that keep me from hating this world.

[tender-rosiey]

helow may I ask for u to do dazai and akutagawa and how they deal with a s/o who has adhd ? thank uu :3

❥ Dazai and Akutagawa with a s/o who has ADHD

A/N: I hope you like this dear! 🥺💘

Also please tell me if I wrote something wrong about ADHD :(

Dazai Osamu:

Little shit no.1

Anyways

LETS TACKLE EACH BEHAVIOR THAT OCCURS

So constant fidgeting

This Bish wont do anything but hold your hand and place kisses on it to distract you from anything else

Easily distracted?

That’s to his advantage bby

If for example you guys are in a meeting then you bet you will be pulled away from there and go somehwere

And if you space out while he is talking then he will giggle like a giddy school girl and kiss the top of your nose and just ask

“Do you want me to repeat or should we talk about something else?”

You lose things or forget them?

Dazai Osamu knows where they are cause he keeps track of where do you put your stuff

Because he doesn’t want you one day to lose something important to you and you end up being sad :(

Also

This a warning for others but like

If someone

Just

THINKS JUST THINKS

About making you feel bad or insulting you

Mind tormenting is Dazai’s first choice and god is it traumatizing 🥰

Lemme give you an example

Also you have a part-time job in a cafe cause I know none of my ADA babies would treat you in a bad way

“Can you seriously not pay attention for than five minutes?!” screamed out a man who was your boss in the cafe you worked in. You had explained before to your manager about having ADHD and he doesn’t seem to get it as he continued lashing out on you for forgetting the customer’s order.

Despite the customer themselves forgetting and saying that it’s alright, he still continued to scold you. He ,however, didn’t notice the tall brunette of man that just happens to be your lover.

Dazai put a hand on the man’s shoulder and gripped it tightly.

“Do you have something good to say to my love or are you going to hurt everyone’s ears with the trash and rubbish you are saying? I know that Y/N told you about having ADHD so don’t you dare talk to her about anything related to it or I swear to you.”

He got near to the man’s ear and dangerously whispered sternly “I will make you go through hell and back, you rat.”

Needless to say that the man pissed himself before apologizing like a little bitch to you

Also if you have the tendency to talk or rmable a lot then he really enjoys it actually

He loves hearing your voice

It sends him to heaven

He wishes for it to be the last thing he heard before he meets the “sweet release of death” in his words

Also if you feel bothered by the symptoms then

The great dazai osamu is there to support and help you

He will search for ways to manage them while them

And will make his support 100% known to you

Still reminds you that he loves you nonetheless

“You belladonna, even if this doesn’t have an effect, I don’t really mind. I love for who you are.”

He loves when you depend on him btw

Just laying that out there

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke:

The one who became a chaotic aggressive bby because little shit no.1 just loved breaking people

Or

Mr I have no eyebrows

Now I think akutagawa would be pretty chill about everything you do really

If you space out then he will either snap his fingers or pinch your nose

If you can’t stay in place then how is he supposed to feel

It doesn’t change anything therefore a reaction to what you are doing which will make you feel different than others in a bad way is uncalled for

If you lose things just expect a very little scolding and about taking care of your stuff

“Y/N YOU CANT LOSE A 100,000,$ NECKLACE JUST LIKE THAT-“

“Fight me about it bIsH”

He will help you tho in a subtle way if the symptoms bother you

He is a great support but won’t say shit 👍

Like he would be beside you reading them and if something that does seem logical enough appear then he will point at it

If an option you want to try is somewhat dangerous or will make you uncomfortable then I want you to expect a phone broken in pieces if he sees it

Now aku is basically known for being an assassin with no care

Big softie inside for you tho

So I just want you to imagine wtf will he do to someone that makes fun of you

While Dazai is a little more merciful

Akutagawa is gonna murder them

No questions asked

Bitches have the audacity to make fun of you and still want to live?

Nah

Lemme give you an example of one dumbass that did it right in front of him as well

Btw he doesn’t care if it’s friend or foe

Maybe if they are from the mafia he will just slap them

You were sitting in the train with your lover beside you and a man on your other side. Your constant fidgeting was something that didn’t bother Aku so he paid no mind to it.

However the other man did and decided to be a bitch about it, “Could you stop moving? It’s annoying.”

There is his death wish.

After you guys went out of the train with the man following ahead, you were wondering why akutagawa did nothing but when you saw him pull the man to an empty hallway you knew what he will do.

“RASHOMOUN!” he screamed with anger painted all across his face. He kicked the body and muttered with pure disgust “filthy bitch.”

No y/n slander in aku’s area

So he will be the quiet over protective bf because damn he loves you

But will probably wear all pink and talk with a girly voice before he admits just how soft he is for you

copyright © 2020 tender-rosiey

do not copy or plagiarize or you will be reported

[prismaticmuses]

Kid meme, Energizer Bunny (because we both know they would have more than one kid lol)

((found a few I liked >>))

Name: Harris Mashiro

Gender: male

General appearance: has very messy hair that he tries hard to keep straightened but it ends up frizzed from static often, dyes a cool lightning streak in his hair after learning his dad's hair isn't naturally blue, almost always smiling, likes wearing jackets and headphones

Personality: tries to be tough like his dad, very competitive and tries to one-up Wren any chance he gets; kinda stupid, but a happy stupid. He's got an electric personality and is much more vocal than his siblings, which can often get him in trouble. Probably the clumsiest of all the siblings

Special Talents: inherited an Awakened power similar to his mother's which he's still trying to control, can beatbox and break dance, surprisingly good memory though can't apply what he knows very well

Who they like better: Linnaeus

Who they take after more: Lye

Personal headcanon: Harris was going to be trained like his older brother twin brother Wren in martial arts, but due to his clumsy nature hasn't been very successful. Right now, he wants to be an announcer for fights or sports because while he can't fight well himself, he really enjoys watching and has excellent knowledge on the subjects. Linnaeus is supportive of this and doesn't seem disappointed in his son's lack of martial prowess.

Face Claim: Denki Kaminari (My Hero Academia)

Name: Oliver Mashiro

Gender: demiboy

General appearance: short like his mom, likes hoodies and blue like his dad, has fiery orange eyes and fluffy blonde hair- the next-to-youngest sibling

Personality: very shy, gullible, and inquisitive with a good eye for details. He keeps quiet around most of his siblings to keep the noise to a minimum and to help him focus on what's happening, more susceptible to crushes when people pay attention to him, tries not to make waves

Special Talents: writing, calligraphy, learning to use dance and martial arts together, tinkers with tech and might pursue a career in the augmentation business

Who they like better: both pretty equally

Who they take after more: Linnaeus

Personal headcanon: named after Linnaeus' mother after she passes, admires the strength he sees in his parents and the struggles they must have gone through. He can read people pretty well and wants to be useful to the world in some way. When he learned about his grandmother, he grew more interested in their family history on both sides. Oliver shows love by making and giving things since he doesn't like to talk much, like his dad. Something tragic might happen to him at some point >>

Face Claim: Yukine (Noragami)

The Twins

Name: Kohaku and Yeobo (여보)

Gender: female

General appearance: both have gold eyes and platinum blond hair, they are the youngest siblings and shortest, Kohaku is slightly taller, both have prosthetic legs- Kohaku's is the left, Yeobo's is the right (they were born as conjoined twins at the knee and had their affected legs amputated); may be following Lye's family tradition when it comes to earning their ears

Personality: both are very sweet and reserved, they seem to share the same sort of silent connection Linnaeus and Honey had, which can come off as creepy to outsiders. They are absolutely the babies of the family and no one seems to mind.

Special Talents: traditional dancers, still finding themselves and what they're good at

Who they like better: Lye

Who they take after more: a bit of both

Personal headcanon: They stopped having kids after this, mainly because they were going until they had a girl but ending up with twin girls at once, along with their 3 older siblings, it was enough to end any more attempts. Kohaku was originally going to be called Aku which is Lye in Japanese but it also means 'evil' so they settled on a similar sounding name that means "amber." Her sister's name is Korean for "honey" in the more endearing form of the word rather than a direct translation.

Face Claim: Kiri and Yuzu (Konohana Kitan)

[theproblemcallednight]

prt 2 if ur insane hostess

yay part two!! here’s prt one if u haven’t seen it already:

prt 1

same stuff at the beginning of that posts applies, spoilers for bsd blah blah blah

how’d they get the book? when did poe write that? did poe give it to fukichi? or did ranpo?????

omg it’s kunikida!!!!! yay my office boi

omg fedya slander

i-

I- IM GONNA PULL A BEAST DAZAI OH MY FUCKING GODS-

he’s. he’s so sad. like actually. like he has no facade… i’m broken. he’s so depressed. his bf jus died. i can’t i’m sry i can’t i can’t i can’t i can’t-

OH DAZ U BETTER NOT. LEAVE ME BABY CLOWN BOI ALONE U SIGMA DESERTER BITCH.

kolya i will give u all the hugs an the world fkfjnendidhd

DBDJJDJBWJDK BABY FUKUFUKU

THEYRE SO CUTE I CANT

present night back:

i do think i started to tear up here. alr back to old men yaoi

notice how it’s darker when fukichi speaks?

and the brighter w fukuzawa?

ah yes, he’s truely an angel now, a fallen one at least

how???? there was no mystery??? r they rlly jus using poes ability for iesekais. cuz that would suck

DJSJWUS THEYRE ADORABLE

another present night note:

i did started properly crying here, esp w the ending song. this is actually the first time i genuinely cried over a show and it was pain.

anyways back to actively crying night

SJDJDJSBS TERUKO. THE FUCKING VOICE CRACKS ISTG I CANT STOP CRYING IM SO SRY MY QUEEN

her va. is so good. bro she’s crying and so am i like chdjdjjfhjdkdjjshdh i luv her

OMG MY BOIS

FATHER DAUGHTER

Djdjjdhd MY GIRLS

omg he’s so pretty. but he’s still off.

bro i’m actually crying this man is actually broken. like. he’s broken. i can’t.

ranpo used fukuzawas name???? ok he’s like rlly off

also the ending song playing in the background the entire time is everything for me this song has so many emotions attached to it but i luv it.

ok present night is gonna commentate now bc i was busy crying and gasping and being surprised to actually have thoughts during this bit

ok who r u??? he has the three scars at the bottom of his face but no goatee. is it rlly fukichi??? i mean it’s the 110 outfit but still…

alr i don’t this this is aku. his hair and clothes and even personality is different. my theory is that this is a book au tbh

well ok then we can jus explode ig. i was hoping for an explanation but this works too… ig

i have so many thoughts but i can’t type anymore bc it’s almost midnight and i have school tmmr 😭

well that’s it from ur host night!!! the final wungo wednesday! i’ll be back w hosting for s6 so that’ll be fun. everyone have a great night!!!

night out

[pillow-anime-talk]

hi congrats on 1k !!! can i req 22 with akutagawa (bsd) and f!reader? thank youu ^^

# tags: scenario; current relationship; romance; a bit of drama; but mostly fluff; jealousy; sfw

includes: female reader ft. ryuunosuke akutagawa {bsd}

author’s note: YASSSSS, AKU!!! also thank you so so so much :(( 

22. A “Shut the fuck up” kiss.

“Ryuu, wait for me! H-Hey, stop!” You screamed after the boy, who passed you and started walking, not even paying attention to your standing person. There were literally two things you hated so bad in life; long queue at stores and being ignored. And the more, being ignored by your own boyfriend, who was the only person in the world you cared about so much. “Ryuunosuke!” You called again, but he quickened his steps, walking further and further away. You ran after him and finally grabbed his cold hand, turning his body towards you. “What’s wrong, Ryuu? Why don’t you want to have dinner with me?”

“Why don’t you have dinner with Nakahara, huh? After all, you had a great time, talking to each other today.”

‘Ah, he’s just jealous. It’s pretty sweet.’ You thought and smirked under your breath. Of course the young man noticed it.

“I can see you like it when I talk about him.” He growled, then took his hand out of your grip. “I’ll eat alone.”

“Ryuu, no, stop. You know Chuuya-kun is my friend. I love you and only you.”

“Yes. I see.”

You frowned at him in surprise. He was... He was not only jealous but also sad about this whole situation? You saw this uncertain and terrified expression on his face only once, and it was the moment when Akutagawa wanted Dazai’s approval, and you stood beside, watching the two of them. So your boyfriend was comparing that two moments and was worried about them the same...? Now you were no longer laughing, but rather crying in your soul. You played it wrong.

“Ryuu, my love, I want to eat with you because you are my beloved boy. I like Chuuya, that’s true, but no more than as a friend that I can talk to for a while. You’re the most precious for me and you are the one with who I want to eat, talk to and do all other things both at work and in my or yours free time...”

“But I don’t want.” You rolled your eyes and he opened his mouth to add something else, but you were first, silencing him with a sweet kiss. After a long while you pulled away from him, placing your hands on his black coat and adjusting it gently.

“... Just think about what you want to eat and your favorite mafia girl will buy it for you. Will it be alright baby? Plus if you keep on talking stupid stuff like that, I’ll kiss you again. Hmm. I guess, you don’t want the others in the Port Mafia to see how cute you are around me, huh?” You smiled shyly and he turned his head so you wouldn’t notice his sweet blushes.

Of course you noticed it perfectly well and it was the sweetest sight you have ever seen, not gonna lie.

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #746: Just Another Day of Texting (Sonic X Bandicoot)

Tails: So you and Crash have no idea who your parents are?

Coco: Yup. I don't think neither of us remembers anything about what our lives were back when we were just simple, ordinary animals.

Coco: But I guess you could say Cortex and N. Brio are technically our parents, since they were the ones who mutated us in the first place.

Tails: Yeah.......I don't think it feels right see those two are one, considering how evil you told me they are.

Coco: Saammmmmme!

Coco: The day I call either of those bozos 'Dad' is the day I grow old and have wrinkles.

Coco: And even then, I still wouldn't consider them as one by a long shot.

Tails: You think Cortex and Eggman would meet each other someday and become friends?

Coco: Wouldn't be surprised if that were the case.

Tails: Yeah......

Tails: But anyways, I'm sorry you guys don't have any memory of your past lives.

Coco: You don't need to worry about us, bud. Crash and I are already loving the lives we're living right now.

Coco: Plus, we already have Aku Aku as our dad. So it's not all bad.

Tails: Well, as long as you guys are happy, that's all it really matters.

Coco: You're a sweetheart, you know that?

Tails: You know, I've been called that a lot lately and I'm not really sure if I'm really am one or not.

Coco: Well, you are one in my book and that'll never change!~ (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Tails: ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

Tails: By the way, I've been meaning to ask

Tails: Do you wanna join me by spending the day or two with my aunt's next month on Mother's Day?

Coco: You're talking about Princess Sally and Bunnie, right?

Coco: You sure you want me to tag along with you guys?

Tails: Yeah.

Tails: They already seem to like you a lot when I first introduce you to them. So I don't see why not.

Coco: Huh. Well, if you insist, I'd be happy to join.

Tails: Sweet. Can't wait.

Coco: Same here, Aunties' Boi!

Tails: .........

Tails: Do I even wanna know what that is?

Coco: It's the equivalent of a Momma's Boy and a Daddy's Girl.

Coco: Plus, you and two your two aunts seems to very close. So......

Tails: Oh c'mon. We don't have THAT close of a relationship

Coco: Oh really?

Coco: So hearing them cry out and call you "Their Baby Boy" on the day you introduced me to them doesn't ring a few bells?

Tails: You.......

Tails: Might've been hearing things at the time?

Coco: ಠ︵ಠ

Tails: Okay fine. So maybe we do have a close relationship.....

Tails: Even more so when I was younger....

Tails: But doesn't really makes me Aunties' Boi!

Coco: It kind of does now that given more details. And that's fine.

Coco: I mean, really. Who wouldn't want a Kickass Princess and a Rabot with a Mechanical Arm for aunts?

Tails: Yeah lol. They are pretty cool.

Tails: And I do miss them from time to time, even if we do call, text, or video chat each other.....

Coco: I know you do, bud. And I positive that they miss you a lot too.

Coco: Which is all the more reasons why you should look forward to seeing them again next month.

Tails: Yeah. You're right. Wouldn't do me good to mope about it all day.

Tails: I'm thinking about getting them something for Mother's Day, but I'm not sure what would it be?

Coco: I can help you out by shopping with you if you want!

Tails: I'd liked that. Thanks, Coco.

Coco: Anytime, Aunties' Boi!~

Tails: .......Really?

Coco: Yep! Love you!~ ( ˘ ³˘)♥( ˘ ³˘)♥

Tails: Uh-huh. Love you, Girl Genius....

Coco: ( ꈍᴗꈍ)( ꈍᴗꈍ)( ꈍᴗꈍ)

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Samurai Jack Season 5 in Review: EPISODE XCVI

Things can change greatly when one is open enough to see the truth.

As the episode’s TV spot promoted (as with earlier TV spots for the season in general), it’s time for the Scotsman episode of Season 5! Enough said.

NOW, as the Scotsman proclaimed, “NOW we... CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!”

This’s the first episode in Season 5 to be rated TV-PG-V (for “moderate” violence), although it’s not really that violent. It clearly could be TV-Y7-FV, but I guess that Cartoon Network is concerned about easily imitable violence such as kicking and punching (unlike Disney Channel/Disney XD), so it may never be TV-Y7 again.

NOTE: Obviously, I started working on this post on Memorial Day of 2020 in honor of our dear Scotsman. Anyway, I’m curious as to what was going on with the Scotsman’s family and what they were plotting, during the time that we’re focusing on Jack and Ashi... but we still have 40 episodes to come until the series is complete. I was too busy or lazy to finish the post before the end of the day or month (for that matter, I was mostly inactive on it for 6 months), but I’m slowly back on it, so WACH’OUT!

We start with Aku’s place... which appears much more barren than it was in EPISODE I. The episode is another Andrews-Tartakovsky duo-boarding. Just the sound of wind, but no mist full of demons for some reason. Perhaps some bombing or missile attack cleared Aku’s yard?

A tank rolls over to the edge of Aku’s yard. A soldier within signals the other tanks to advance with his horn. These tanks are designed by the late and great Chris Reccardi and @heydusty​.

The camera streaks further back to reveal another army of men riding a 20-legged, rhino-like creature, in armor similar to the exterior of the tanks. He signals his army with his horn, too.

How about another army, then?

Signaled by a woman with her bagpipes, she leads her army...

a whole army of women

Talk about girl power... compared to The Powerpuff Girls, which stopped in 2019 and wasn’t nostalgically correct enough for the last 3 seasons anyway.

Whichever one I find most attractive all depends on which hairstyle looks most attractive... like the one in the bottom right corner. Aside from that, they pretty much all look and sound the same.

The sound of wheels grows audible. Who is that man in the wheelchair?

He has a machine gun for his left leg. Slowly, the camera, defocused except on his leg, eases out.

“Ha ha! We found him!”

It is, indeed, the Scotsman. The hype-inducing Scotsman!

And he’s pretty much ready to fight!

Well... except for one thing...

“I take you out for a day of battle, and you’re dressed like you’re goin’ dancin’!”

She’s kind of bashful. Isn’t she, Scotsman?

Flora was apparently out of appropriate uniform... not that it’s the time for dancing, or dance-fighting, however they intended to take Aku down face-to-face. She looks kind of hot, but this’s not the time to be thinking about fashion or a sultry appearance.

“That goes for all of you.”

“Cover yourself!” the Scotsman yells; “You’ll catch your death of cold!” He definitely cares about his daughters--I know not how many he has, but it’s an army’s worth--but I don’t think that they’re really cold at all.

What season is it, anyway?

(Oh, and, for the shot above, Flora has tiny dot eyes X3)

“Now”, the Scotsman proclaims, “we... CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!”

“EYAAAAHHHHH” he shouts excitedly, as Flora drives him into battle.

The Scotsman’s army rolls into battle, firing with some nicely-colored smoke.

*p-powaa-p-p-powaa-powaa-p-powaa-aa*

Yep. There’s that more familiar Universal/Hanna-Barbera explosion, like one would hear in Seasons 1-6 of The Powerpuff Girls, serving as the sole sound effect for this shot and repeating itself. Joel Valentine’s uses of these classic explosions are probably different from those on Sound Ideas’ Universal & H-B sound libraries as these’re cleaner in quality.

The armored creatures apparently shoot some pretty hot snot out of their trunks, leaving us to wonder what this particular animal ultimately is. That classic Anime whistle (kind of sounds like “SHELL SCREAMING WHINE DOWN”) becomes audible as the bunch of hot snot falls toward Aku’s place.

“It seems we are under attack”, Aku overhears. “Under attack?” Aku highlights, beginning to consider use for this opportunity as he slowly stretches his beard. Aku takes a peek at the war through his own kind of TV or something. “Perhaps annihilating this scum will break me out of my...

me-lai-i-i-i-i-se.” Aku streak immediately upward.

Meanwhile, the Scotsman was firing HIS LEG gun... (footage that the last TV spot advertised for the coming of Season 5 in March, well before this episode itself was advertised, also showing the same footage)

Not sure at what HIS LEG gun was firing, since Aku wasn’t out, until...

*bwssss! wb-wb-wb-wb!*

...Aku rockets out of his place...

...trailing blazing fire as he turns into a giant ball...

...bowling his way over all of the tanks. The armored creatures on which 1/3 of the army rides are next!

“You know what?” The Scotsman said, come to his senses. “This was a bad idea! Time to go, girls.” Protective of his many daughters,  the Scotsman knew what to do in such a disastrous moment: “I’ll stall him while you escape.”

“I’m sorry, old man; I think you are lost.”

Just as Aku was about to make the annihilation complete, a voice froze him: “Hold it! You’re not goin’ anywhere, you big buffoon”. Not knowing who this guy was at all, Aku looked down upon him... and he seemed pretty serious, even though he met not this guy before at all.

“The samurai is still out there, inspirin’ people by the thousands!”

“I ain’t lost, y’ tree ogre!” The Scotsman talked back, pushing his insults further and further. “After all these years, you’re powerless against him... afraid to show yourself ‘cause you know he’s out there, and you can’t do anything about it!”

“Ah ha ha! You’re just a big baby! Why don’t you go cry to your mama--”

Aku was not in the mood for being “roasted”.

*wshiiiiiing*

A third of a sword flung out of the explosion.

Aku burned him.

*psst*

Aku burned him good.

Those catchlight-y eyes don’t lie, Flora.

OK; “highlights” would be the more common term.

This’s why I began writing this post on Memorial Day 2020.

When you roast Aku, Aku roasts you back.

“Why did he bring, up, the samurai?”

A relative question: If Aku cares no longer, what else has Aku to do with his life? Must he be evil? Some centuries worth since he started ruling... I guess that the Scotsman was just trying to make Aku upset, when he could speak a better conversation than mostly insult him.

Flora stabs the remainder of the sword into the ground by his ashes. There is some inscription on it that should be interesting to decode. I wonder if there’s an Easter egg in its words...

“I be back--and in me prime, no less!”

BOOM! Souls don’t die! Of course, rather than probably being in Heaven, he’s more of a ghost who’s still able and willing... by Celtic magic, which apparently connects to the inscription on his very sacred sword. “We’ll find Jack” he plots, “and finally defeat that BIG BABY!”

Anyways... one night, probably very far away from wherever Aku’s place is, Ashi was doing some thinking.

She grew up with her mom, who claimed that Aku created everything, but now she met Jack, who told her that Aku had the world ravaged.

Ashi was raised to believe that “The samurai is the poison killing the land”... as if Aku even cared at that point; she never even met Aku. Jack’s wisdom begat conflict in her mind: “If you... let go of (your) hate, you will see the truth.”

At least it’s an otherwise peacful night.

Well. It was.

“I have questions, mother.”

Ashi began to hallucinate (or it was some kind of weird fever dream... I know not) as the moon turned into her mother’s mask. “The samurai sleeps”, she slips through her mouth. “Kill him in his slumber before he wakes!”

“How DARE you?!”

I suppose this’s what comes of wishing for the moon.

Ashi was not ready to act on instinct as this samurai saved her life, but her vision was merciless. She had questions (and had the... moon failed??? Well not the moon, just her mom), and frankly one could question if she or her mother knew who exactly the samurai was and what he looked like. She was apparently secluded from the rest of society and we know little of her life growing up, so of course she’d have questions.

From there, that very island, Ashi’s journey began, and the next morning Jack found a sea dragon to continue the journey.

Although the dolphin chirps act as a faint, echo-y sound in the scene, they stand out as more unique recording than the stereotypical Hollywood Edge recordings one would hear pretty much everywhere else, like in Spongebob or whatever.

The sea dragon submerges into the ocean and makes a giant leap into the sky! Not sure why, but it probably got them closer to land.

ANIME LINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It might not seem too noticeable, but the animation right here looks a bit... tight/slow-paced or whatever. Korean animation’s been thinning out on ln-betweens since, like 2016 for some reason, but they still put more effort on this Cartoon Network Studios project than most right now.

“I shall not forget your kindness.”

The sea dragon gives him a snort and a roar of... gratitude?

Jack and Ashi finally made it to a bigger land (and probably not just a bigger island). Now where would they go from here?

“Goodbye.”

It looks like Jack was just going to part ways.

I’ll continue working on this post later, preferably/almost daily if not weekly. (I’ve just been very slow mentally and more autistic this year than I ever realized)